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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.08 16:17:00 -
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Why thank you hed.
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Dr Paithos
Minmatar
Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2007.11.08 16:18:00 -
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 Originally by: Coronosphere
Originally by: MorbidPenguin
Originally by: Coronosphere
Well, this threads kinda going downhill...
No kidding. You spent so much time and so many lies to build it up to epic proportions and now it's just going to waste away to an unrelated fight over who slit which dog's neck (seriously, though, that story had me in stitches for 30 minutes).
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I direct your attention to center stage! Please witness the great CORONOSPHERE!!!
Let's get this thread back on track with it's main star in the spotlight.
Ok, so I lost 1 raven to a pos, put a bounty on myself ONCE for a laugh.
Hardly "so many lies",
You should apply to Goonswarm. They are pretty friendly to newbies and willing to teach people to PVP.
Originally by: RedFall
How dare you try to argue my point with your so called "evidence". I don't need any, I have truthiness on my side.
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2007.11.08 16:50:00 -
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Hannon, let him convo you! It's the perfect oppurtunity to get your own scam in!
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych
Stupidity is universal.
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hedfunk
Caldari
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.11.08 22:41:00 -
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Nearly 500 posts spouting from corono's stupidity. Awesome.
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Bailian Moxtain
Infinitus Odium
The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.08 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Coronosphere
Well I don't, and Im petitioning the comment made by Xanstin
u know what. its ppl like you who makes ccp strugling to find the REAL petitions, so we who accualy wrote about a serious problem have to wait. I hope im never going to see u in space...
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IHurricane
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.11.08 23:43:00 -
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Long time since I laughed so hard of an thread on the EVE-O boards, keep up the good work mate :)
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Ikthorn Balhar
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.08 23:52:00 -
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Edited by: Ikthorn Balhar on 08/11/2007 23:52:51
Corono, I'd like to thank you for the large amount of lolz that this thread spawned. Your ineptitude is now the stuff of legends, and for that I salute you.
However, because I'm not *that* fond of seeing people abusing those who might require helmets before leaving the house, here's a couple of words of friendly advice that you might want to consider for the future:
1) Before posting anything on the forums, stop and think. Then think some more. Then refrain from posting altogether. Posting more will just make you look worse than you already do.
2) Big ships might be cool, but if you don't know how to fit them, don't fly them. Stick to smaller and cheaper until you have a clue.
3) Quit the can-baiting and any other lame noob-baiting-type stuff, specially since this thread is a prime example of how much of a noob you still are, specially if you're spending real-life money to fund your seemingly endless pursuit of stupidity. It just makes you look like a knob-jockey.
4) Anyone that wants to charge 500mil to teach you how to pvp is not worth your isk. Join EvE University if you want pvp training, and save your money.
5) If you only have 2.5mil SP like you say, I'd suggest you create a new character altogether, and start fresh. At this point, your reputation is pretty much shot, so your chances of joining a good corp are pretty much nil.
That's free advice for you. Enjoy.
Edit: Damn train of thought and number lists.
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.09 00:04:00 -
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Cheers for the emmm...feedback?
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TheBlack Devil
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Posted - 2007.11.09 00:47:00 -
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This has the most entertaining thread I have read in some time. Coronosphere, all I can say is don't try so hard, it only makes it worse.
In terms of bleeding, you can bleed for 30 minutes and live. Depends on the trauma. Most that suffer from severed limbs from explosions actually don't bleed much initially because the body is in shock and the arteries actually pinch enough to prevent massive blood flow. Once the body leaves this state though, they bleed like crazy. Oh, and you want to see one crazy stabbing? Check this link out (WARNING: May disturb some if you if click the video link to see real footage and not x-rays)
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2007/10/airforce_powers_071022/
Before you think yourself all cool cause you a gangsta with brass knuckles and a knife (or a 2mil SP toon with a BC or BS), go and get proper training and go join the military to do something useful with it. ****es myself and the rest of the military world off when we go off to fight wars to keep all you safe and come home to you killing each other.
Back to EVE flamming though, what is so horrible if he does buy GTC for ISK? Its allowed, and more honest to me than people who scam millions off of others. However... Cronosphere you might want to admit it when someone calls you out on your BS, you just end up looking like former secretary of state Gonzales with his "I don't recall that Senator", even with all the evidence laying out in front of him.
/bump for the funny thread though
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.11.09 00:49:00 -
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Edited by: Htrag on 09/11/2007 00:53:21
Ikthorn Balhar's post is right on. Not sure how much Coronosphere will get out of that but nice effort.
Originally by: Ikthorn Balhar
4) Anyone that wants to charge 500mil to teach you how to pvp is not worth your isk. Join EvE University if you want pvp training, and save your money.
In general I wouldn't charge anyone, but let me ask you this question... how much would _YOU_ charge _Coronosphere_ to train him in PVP? That offer was evemailed specifically to _him_, mostly for my own entertainment and doesn't reflect my general policy. Consider it a "special needs" premium.
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Micheal Dietrich
Cynical Cartel
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Posted - 2007.11.09 02:37:00 -
[461]
Originally by: TheBlack Devil
I found the easy link button
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Ikthorn Balhar
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.09 02:49:00 -
[462]
Originally by: Htrag
Edited by: Htrag on 09/11/2007 00:53:21
In general I wouldn't charge anyone, but let me ask you this question... how much would _YOU_ charge _Coronosphere_ to train him in PVP? That offer was evemailed specifically to _him_, mostly for my own entertainment and doesn't reflect my general policy. Consider it a "special needs" premium.
Honestly, I couldn't be bothered to 'teach' anyone, but I certainly wouldn't charge 500mil if I did.
You can't really 'teach' how to pvp... you can teach setups and the basic game mechanics, but ultimately, it comes down to the player itself and his degree of skill and dedication.
Even charging a 'special needs' premium is almost criminal... I mean, honestly, there's limits to what you can do, and no matter how good a teacher you might be, at some point you just have to throw your hands up and realize the kids just ate too many paintchips... 
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Violence Thor
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Posted - 2007.11.09 09:52:00 -
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Prostitutes charge for a service, So is he. Im not calling the fella a prostitute or any thing honest! However if you chucked in some prostitution services a long with teaching PvP I would be sending you the isk within the blink of an eye!
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2007.11.09 11:14:00 -
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Epic thread... I'm grabbing some popcorn and a soda, now i just gotta hope this continues
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hedfunk
Caldari
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.11.09 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: Violence Thor
Prostitutes charge for a service, So is he. Im not calling the fella a prostitute or any thing honest! However if you chucked in some prostitution services a long with teaching PvP I would be sending you the isk within the blink of an eye!
You never made me my thread :(
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.09 13:52:00 -
[466]
hrmm, perhaps I might make a new character...
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Strife Phoenix
Acerbus Vindictum
Nex Super Vos
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Posted - 2007.11.09 14:08:00 -
[467]
No, don't!
Please say it isn't so!
Acerbus-Vindictum - Revelare Pecunia! |
Taelech
Caldari
ViperCorp
VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.09 15:42:00 -
[468]
Originally by: Coronosphere
hrmm, perhaps I might make a new character...
At least next time pimp out your name a bit ( not to be confused with the prostitution bit above). Something like KronosFEAR, or ... well that's all I got..  Just make sure we can tell its you!
Taelech - Professor emeritus - Caldari Business Tribunal School of Law
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2007.11.09 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: Taelech
Originally by: Coronosphere
hrmm, perhaps I might make a new character...
At least next time pimp out your name a bit ( not to be confused with the prostitution bit above). Something like KronosFEAR, or ... well that's all I got.. Just make sure we can tell its you!
I think it'd be better if we have to try to find out who his new character is. However he can still use the current character for the forums.
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych
Stupidity is universal.
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Motokko
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Posted - 2007.11.09 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Taelech
Originally by: Coronosphere
hrmm, perhaps I might make a new character...
At least next time pimp out your name a bit ( not to be confused with the prostitution bit above). Something like KronosFEAR, or ... well that's all I got.. Just make sure we can tell its you!
How about ChronicSmear
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ISD Valorem
Amarr
ISD STAR
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Posted - 2007.11.09 16:21:00 -
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Thread has run its course.
Too much flaming, trolling and off topic comments.
*click*
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