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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:19:00 -
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Lately, Caod has been suffering from nonsense-posts like,... well, quite frankly, all of these: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=channel&channelID=3521.
What all these posts share is a very negative and uncivilized tone. It is time to turn the tide and become more poetic; hence this post. I hereby invite all residents in EvE to partake and slug at eachother in a more poetic manner.
Here are some truthful poems I made to get us all started:
There is an alliance called Goons, consisting strictly of buffoons; their ability, if any, is just being many; and being reality immune!
Being fanboys of BoB (as you all should be aware of by now) and specially the MC; here is another poem:
If you wanna be all you can be, grow some balls and go join the MC, and when you apply, fix your eyes at the sky, and await their mighty decree.
Lastly, I would like to have some fun on behalf of the serial-poster Tassi (aka. The Nurse) and myself, Dr Kojak.
Have you heard about "the Doc" and "the Nurse"? dressed in girdles they seem quite perverse; remember: when you bend over and get yourself a lover: before it gets better, it gets worse!
Poetic contributions to this post are very much welcome.
Love from Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Lord BlackSter
The Cruciform The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:27:00 -
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MARRY ME
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:31:00 -
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A collection of my worst Haiku's:
Tachyons pew pew.. Oh My God The DPS! Oh ****! Out of Cap.
Nanos save me lots, adapting is not our strength. Mom bomb! Run like hell!
Russian in local, Still I try to gank with Mom. Damn, someone bring lube.
New ships make moms weep, Remote help not an option. Still, 40k shield. -
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Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:36:00 -
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There's the drunks from IAC Stumbling in Catch for all to see There's lots of wine And the women are fine Come all and join the party!
(horrible, I know, wrote it on the spot ) - Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:39:00 -
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Ah, this takes me back to Xmas '04.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur
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nync
UA Industry Red Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:58:00 -
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I'm buying my weed from daroh, but looks like I'm buying ze wrong one:/ Where do you get yours, I wana try it.
[ 2007.09.01 15:05:38 ] (notify) The Kan has initiated self-destruct of their Thanatos, it will explode in 120 seconds. |
Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:01:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Kojak on 14/11/2007 15:05:46
Originally by: Avon Ah, this takes me back to Xmas '04.
I am not yet a big forum-*****, to have that post accounted for; 3 years its been active, still very attractive; now let us 'poet' some more.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: nync I'm buying my weed from daroh, but looks like I'm buying ze wrong one:/ Where do you get yours, I wana try it.
So you think I write poems on weed? I'll get your poor ass up to speed; I caod-attack, to increase the smack, on others misfortune I feed.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Kryztal
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:28:00 -
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lol 4tw !
- for the MOTHERLAND! -
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:31:00 -
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The ones we dislike the most Have some need to sign their own post I bet, to boot He wears a fursuit This thread is horrible.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: Chest McManbone The ones we dislike the most Have some need to sign their own post I bet, to boot He wears a fursuit This thread is horrible.
When the Goonies are joining the fight, you know it is amateur-night; into local they'll pour, like its gang-bang galore, thats not being very polite!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:40:00 -
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I'd respond with an insult to Church., But not seeing them I'm stuck in a lurch. I mean I guess they're great when there's MC to felate, But I bet they suck more than Merch.
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Redbad
Minmatar Mean Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:41:00 -
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Lets raise a toast, to another horrible poast, that more may come as fond, As help is something we are all far and beyond,
RB
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Ishanda
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:52:00 -
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I'm not very good at this stuff, I probably don't look all that tough. But Waagaa a chance to insult, I wouldn't miss for all my salt, Although of me I'm sure he's had enough! ---
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SARPIDON
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:02:00 -
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I was sitting at my desk at work, staring at emails, going beserk I thought to myself whats new, visited the Church forums and took a pew, I clicked a link from the mighty Dr K, Bloody genius has made my day
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:07:00 -
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Originally by: Chest McManbone I'd respond with an insult to Church., But not seeing them I'm stuck in a lurch. I mean I guess they're great when there's MC to felate, But I bet they suck more than Merch.
McManBone is stepping up to the plate, kudos, that poem was great ;-) you say we dont rock, but try to undock; you'll bend over on the very first date!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:22:00 -
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Infod infod what have you done? become pet's to bob from now on? doomed to behave untill the bugle cries and shugar daddy comes along.
dont think ill make this a living
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Kojak McManBone is stepping up to the plate, kudos, that poem was great ;-) you say we dont rock, but try to undock; you'll bend over on the very first date!
Your mission is as Quixotic, As your threats verge on homoerotic. The subforum blazes With Goon catchphrases How fun and gaily chaotic!
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Jumpgate Jack
Northern Exposure
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:32:00 -
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*Snip* Completely inappropriate - Valorem
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Abn Matar
Minmatar Genco Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:38:00 -
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I like my drunken cat, and my girlfriend is really fat, why dont you believe me, i just want to wrtie poems and pee, **** this sucks and smells like rat, RAAAAAAAAAAAIITE?!?!
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Kariss
Gallente hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:41:00 -
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This is a message for bob, enough of the capital blob. You went and said "You're all dead" don't you feel like a knob? _
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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:47:00 -
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I try to buy anything I can Whether or not profit be made on it Pithum, Dark Blood, Cormack, that's my game plan Massive stacks, I build them up bit by bit
Still, lo, I struggle, for what use can be Gistum A-Type MicroWarp since not one of my alts flies a Vaga? Besides, he cannot use the two-twenty machine gun.
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All that remains is the e-f-e-f, g-g, but I'm running out of ideas.
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Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. |
Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Chest McManbone
Your mission is as Quixotic, As your threats verge on homoerotic. The subforum blazes With Goon catchphrases How fun and gaily chaotic!
In this epic eve-o funfair, the smell of love lies in the air, my love is whole-hearted, you shouldnt have farted, come on, lets have an affair!
I like you!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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KapnKaboom
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:57:00 -
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Let's see, where to begin...
There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose ....
Oh wait, I don't think CAOD residents are old enough to see the rest of this one....
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:59:00 -
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If I may....
BRUCE gets much respect for its class, and having ******* of brass, but when it comes to pew-pew, c'mon here - we're new! So we blob when come to kick ass.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 17:02:00 -
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800 hundred readers so far, still, I'm the big poetic star; I'll tune down my groove, until you improve, you find me over at the bar.
another way of saying bbl. Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Karitsa
MASS
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Posted - 2007.11.14 17:19:00 -
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To russian heroes who made my day, Evil thugs plans, from god against men - all I have to say, PvP execution in highest degree, only those who stood in stalingrad can disagree.
Mass breeds - only sadistic beast, whos only goal - is skullpucking ur niece. so sexy, bold and naughty, the one who pulls the Trigger, in the ghost of De Sade's vanity; its hard to be bitter to papa smurf a k a
Trigger.
Boldly go to ur knees and die, let me in in ur faction fitted wreck. And what I feel is insanity not far from beeing shy, painted black on the horny cabbin of geddon called Gregory Peck.
Wasted minutes, mining rocks.
Frustrated times, shooting sanshas.
Checking orders from people, who got nothing else to do.
Instead I burn you, execution of the pod in local, 5, 4 3, 2, 1, and your bitterness if it was ur last, feeds the pleasure.
Quit
or learn to play
its still just a game.
The God of eve, sarcasm.
The sad feeling of beeing international, decade before the ones seeing a computer game.
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Wild Rho
Amarr GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.14 17:34:00 -
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You put your right arm in, You put your right arm out, In, out, in, out, shake it all about. You do the Hokey Cokey And you turn around. ThatĘs what itĘs all about!
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Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 18:28:00 -
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Kojak is mighty, Tassi is too. We shoot you`re asses while you CTRL-Q!
They are with many, we are with few, they can`t stop posting while we go PEW PEW.
But still I keep reading these forums
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Lucre
STK Scientific Black-Out
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:19:00 -
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Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
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