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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:26:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc There was a game called eve Who had people who were peeved They would post,post and post on the forums untill they felt relieved.
Indeed fine sir from ISD, I see your post and raise you three, Too make such posts is certain curtains, I've made a few, of that I'm certain.
But with tone of light I stay on topic, No loosen bowls, no groans of stop it, I laugh and jest at my might pace, A talent is found, that one my grace.
So on that note I shall depart, To bed I go, without a fart, To dream to sleep to cliche away, In the land of nod and ISD pod I'll play.
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Angelus Damelon
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:49:00 -
[122]
There once were some Goons they made Valorem drink a lot
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Ouroboron
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:58:00 -
[123]
Sitting back smoking a jay; Failing at Rhyming, And writing Poetray. Which is Ok.
Cause I'm not a fake.
dbp style linebreak.
I got home from work. To read the tale of Captain Gordon, and that terrible jerk of a forums warden.
At first I was sad, But then became glad! Because all the fun that was had Rhyme Failure.
BTW posting image macros is a lark
because SRSLY, GB2fark.
Now pardon if my exit is curt, because this is lame, makes my soul hurt, and you know, effort.
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Big Monkey
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:25:00 -
[124]
Edited by: Big Monkey on 16/11/2007 04:25:42 There once was a Goon from 9 DASH 9, whose posts were always quite asinine, I found out she was female, though her sex toys made most pale, i'd let her peg me in this asamine.
Amidoinitrite?
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NapalmKid
Gray Ivy GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:46:00 -
[125]
Cold flakes of laughter drift about my broken heart As the jokes the follow after grow more tired and overwrought It was not her skull-like grinning that drove the laughing goons to tears It was not her patent ribbing from those long bulimic years But a simple phrase, a sentence, said in haste but full of truth A siren call of longing from a pale and callow youth A cry that brought not pity but a lip's sardonic curl From goons who had long forsaken love: "Guys, I need this girl."
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Jarryn Kell
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:48:00 -
[126]
Edited by: Jarryn Kell on 16/11/2007 04:48:55 my love did bail she ran away saw me with goons said, "this is way more than my heart can truly take" and so, i banged her sister.
Book IV, Verse 16, the Big Book of Captain Gordon Stories, Children's Edition
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facialimpediment
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 05:22:00 -
[127]
I See Planets, I See Moons, I See Goatse, Jesus Christ **** Goons.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 07:15:00 -
[128]
All the filthy Minmatar think they're worth more than they are, the truth they must see, that all they should be, is slaves to the mighty Amarr.
Dr Kojak Gallente!
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shhmee eeeeee
Mortis Angelus The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 07:41:00 -
[129]
I knew an old guy called Kojak, He looks like a 70s throw back, With a wrinkly sack and rata ta tat, He flys around space like a bat.
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Coes
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.16 07:49:00 -
[130]
Edited by: Coes on 16/11/2007 07:49:38
Originally by: Dr Kojak All the filthy Minmatar think they're worth more than they are, the truth they must see, that all they should be, is slaves to the mighty Amarr. Dr Kojak Gallente!
To side with the Amarr, Is like standing in tar, The more that you agree, The less of you people will see, For we will hunt you for standing with Amarr!
To all you goonies can't you see? That this is just verse not "flowetry", I think you should stop, stand by and watch the clock, as Kojak relates, his diddies of hate, for which you can flamebait!
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AndreasB
Gallente The Knighthawks FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.16 08:23:00 -
[131]
There once was an empire called the Amarr, and verily did they enslave the Minmatar, but with duct-tape and string, power they did bring, And free was the Minmatar
For freedom stands the Gallente, with Minmatar against the Amarr'ante, sexy ships and the swarm of drones, strip the Amarr to the bones. --
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 08:42:00 -
[132]
Grandest of races, Gallente, still see this world as al'dente, not imaginary, but true visionary, rulers of EvE permanente!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Redbad
Minmatar Mean Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:06:00 -
[133]
Edited by: Redbad on 16/11/2007 09:07:43
Originally by: Dr Kojak Grandest of races, Gallente, still see this world as al'dente, not imaginary, but true visionary, rulers of EvE permanente!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
Gallente, as handsome can be, All they want is everyone to be free. But rulers you say? Let me correct you if I may, It's the duct tape that rules me.
RB
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:21:00 -
[134]
Two pilots went into a bar one was gallente, the other amarr, add one caldari, and one minmatari, and enjoy the fight from afar!
Sadly, this applies to every large group of players in the game too...
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Draven Stone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:23:00 -
[135]
fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo
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AndreasB
Gallente The Knighthawks FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:23:00 -
[136]
Duct-tape and freedom, allies they are, lasers and slave-chains, weaker than dust, but in the pursuit of duct-tape, and killing Amarr, the freedom of Gallente, all others will bust. --
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:36:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Draven Stone fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo
Draven, the guy who cries 'fo' is the average, everyday Joe, for being a fool, he should attend school, then maybe he wouldn't be 'slow'!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium |
Coes
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:46:00 -
[138]
Ode to being Minmatar, Looking at nice things from afar, Building our ships is hard, When all you have is rustic spare parts.
I fly a flashlight in space, I look like a disgrace, But be forwarned, When my bubble is formed, You will be swarmed!
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 10:22:00 -
[139]
The three of us were under siege, Kojak, Tassi and Damige, the overview flooded soon they were podded, no match for our prestige!
Dr K |
Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:01:00 -
[140]
Edited by: Trypho on 16/11/2007 11:04:22 *delete, double*
News/Contenteditor EVEZone.nl & MMOZone.nl |
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Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:02:00 -
[141]
All this Minmatar hate, comes from people wanting to demotivate. Our ships show some rust, but shining is not a must; At least we dont need our ships to "compensate"?
News/Contenteditor EVEZone.nl & MMOZone.nl |
Scagga Laebetrovo
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:03:00 -
[142]
One limerick I wrote on the ward:
There once was a doc on the ward Who found where good pills were stored There were pink pills in jars Which made him see stars Now he's largely ignored
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Celot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:03:00 -
[143]
Edited by: Celot on 16/11/2007 11:03:36 video tribute to CaptainGordon (not ave maria)
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 12:03:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Scagga Laebetrovo
There once was a doc on the ward Who found where good pills were stored There were pink pills in jars Which made him see stars Now he's largely ignored
Your last medical check, showed you were out of your spec, now come feel the glory, of a large suppository, all the way up to your neck.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Raphael Scoria
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 12:07:00 -
[145]
Edited by: Raphael Scoria on 16/11/2007 12:08:04 Good Captain Gordon rose up in his prime Put on his pistols and went riding out But had got wellnigh nowhere at that time Till he fell in with pubbies in a rout.
It was lady Scarlet and all her train That played with him so sweetly but before An hour she'd taken a bite with all her main And robbed him of his nose for evermore.
Good captain Gordon mounted up one day And rode straightway into a CAOD post That looked ungoony but be that as may The Captain did not worry in the most.
But posted fiercely out of his great heart His words swung against them with sair rub And cra.cked his wit at the pubbie part And posted secret pictures of goonclub.
The admin in the forum soon knew his mind. He wished to ban the Captain and depart With harsh posting and touch unrefined He pierced him and produced the Captain's heart.
God's mercy rest on Captain Gordon now I thought him Sirs an honest gentleman Fitting genius! Memories, in trow Let jangling admins ban those if they can!
But God's deep curses follow after those That robbed him of his goodly nose and posts His Typhoon fittings and his mighty prose Tis Eurosquad that miss him all the most
The curse of hell upon the sleek upstart That got the Captain finally on his back And took the login priviliges of his heart And stopped Good Captain Gordon posting smack
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 12:37:00 -
[146]
Time to go Shakespearian on the fat goonie asses: (Iambic Pentameter style)
Captain Gordon told to us all whats true which Goonie leaders saw with heavy hearts, then a bright idea in their heads flew thinking to themselves that they were smart
The idea itself was geniously cunning to be composed by goon mentality, by posting something awful and quite stunning, the truth was covered for the rest to see.
Now, everybody talks about the ban and hath soon forgot the initial post, Because of Goonies ugly little plan Captain Gordon's nothing but a ghost.
An alliance crucifying one of their own, should swiftly by us all be overthrown!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Impretinent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:18:00 -
[147]
This is the way to fit dreads This is the way to fit dreads This is the way to fit dreads Not with a siege but a cloak'n'painter.
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente HighTech Marines Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:31:00 -
[148]
This does not belong in CAOD But its a funny thread So please move it To the right forum section
am i doin it rite?
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:35:00 -
[149]
Your facts are mistaking, Your here for the baking Coz my siege mod was there Likely robbed by a bear
My method of flight my own to decide watch skywalkers vid you furry invalid
See why i muster, my mods and my posture, find if you will, the skills to ... smack
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Impretinent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:45:00 -
[150]
If thou hast squander'd days to siege a pos Anchor'd by thy Curse-dwell'd foes, and while 'Tis reinforced, Others would give fitting advice to them Dismiss them to the Jit'!
Should'st thou at last undock your caps, At last be panting on the loading screen, But in the warp, Drunk with spaceless bitterness, thou meet Sense Turn at her bidding back.
When round thy dreadnought TCF appears, And every carrier warping up more dire To snatch control And loose to madness thy deep-kennell'd Fears Fit a cloak, O Soul!
Last; if upon the cold nebula-strewn darkness Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last pod, Both castaway, And one must perish let it not be he Whom thou have till now rejected!
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