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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:19:00 -
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Lately, Caod has been suffering from nonsense-posts like,... well, quite frankly, all of these: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=channel&channelID=3521.
What all these posts share is a very negative and uncivilized tone. It is time to turn the tide and become more poetic; hence this post. I hereby invite all residents in EvE to partake and slug at eachother in a more poetic manner.
Here are some truthful poems I made to get us all started:
There is an alliance called Goons, consisting strictly of buffoons; their ability, if any, is just being many; and being reality immune!
Being fanboys of BoB (as you all should be aware of by now) and specially the MC; here is another poem:
If you wanna be all you can be, grow some balls and go join the MC, and when you apply, fix your eyes at the sky, and await their mighty decree.
Lastly, I would like to have some fun on behalf of the serial-poster Tassi (aka. The Nurse) and myself, Dr Kojak.
Have you heard about "the Doc" and "the Nurse"? dressed in girdles they seem quite perverse; remember: when you bend over and get yourself a lover: before it gets better, it gets worse!
Poetic contributions to this post are very much welcome.
Love from Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Lord BlackSter
The Cruciform The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:27:00 -
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MARRY ME
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Waagaa Ktlehr
Amarr Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:31:00 -
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A collection of my worst Haiku's:
Tachyons pew pew.. Oh My God The DPS! Oh ****! Out of Cap.
Nanos save me lots, adapting is not our strength. Mom bomb! Run like hell!
Russian in local, Still I try to gank with Mom. Damn, someone bring lube.
New ships make moms weep, Remote help not an option. Still, 40k shield. -
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Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:36:00 -
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There's the drunks from IAC Stumbling in Catch for all to see There's lots of wine And the women are fine Come all and join the party!
(horrible, I know, wrote it on the spot ) - Stop the Feature Glut: Take the API to the Next Level
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Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:39:00 -
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Ah, this takes me back to Xmas '04.
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur
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nync
UA Industry Red Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.14 14:58:00 -
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I'm buying my weed from daroh, but looks like I'm buying ze wrong one:/ Where do you get yours, I wana try it.
[ 2007.09.01 15:05:38 ] (notify) The Kan has initiated self-destruct of their Thanatos, it will explode in 120 seconds. |
Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:01:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Kojak on 14/11/2007 15:05:46
Originally by: Avon Ah, this takes me back to Xmas '04.
I am not yet a big forum-*****, to have that post accounted for; 3 years its been active, still very attractive; now let us 'poet' some more.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: nync I'm buying my weed from daroh, but looks like I'm buying ze wrong one:/ Where do you get yours, I wana try it.
So you think I write poems on weed? I'll get your poor ass up to speed; I caod-attack, to increase the smack, on others misfortune I feed.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Kryztal
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:28:00 -
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lol 4tw !
- for the MOTHERLAND! -
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:31:00 -
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The ones we dislike the most Have some need to sign their own post I bet, to boot He wears a fursuit This thread is horrible.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: Chest McManbone The ones we dislike the most Have some need to sign their own post I bet, to boot He wears a fursuit This thread is horrible.
When the Goonies are joining the fight, you know it is amateur-night; into local they'll pour, like its gang-bang galore, thats not being very polite!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:40:00 -
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I'd respond with an insult to Church., But not seeing them I'm stuck in a lurch. I mean I guess they're great when there's MC to felate, But I bet they suck more than Merch.
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Redbad
Minmatar Mean Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:41:00 -
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Lets raise a toast, to another horrible poast, that more may come as fond, As help is something we are all far and beyond,
RB
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Ishanda
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 15:52:00 -
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I'm not very good at this stuff, I probably don't look all that tough. But Waagaa a chance to insult, I wouldn't miss for all my salt, Although of me I'm sure he's had enough! ---
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SARPIDON
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:02:00 -
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I was sitting at my desk at work, staring at emails, going beserk I thought to myself whats new, visited the Church forums and took a pew, I clicked a link from the mighty Dr K, Bloody genius has made my day
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:07:00 -
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Originally by: Chest McManbone I'd respond with an insult to Church., But not seeing them I'm stuck in a lurch. I mean I guess they're great when there's MC to felate, But I bet they suck more than Merch.
McManBone is stepping up to the plate, kudos, that poem was great ;-) you say we dont rock, but try to undock; you'll bend over on the very first date!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:22:00 -
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Infod infod what have you done? become pet's to bob from now on? doomed to behave untill the bugle cries and shugar daddy comes along.
dont think ill make this a living
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Kojak McManBone is stepping up to the plate, kudos, that poem was great ;-) you say we dont rock, but try to undock; you'll bend over on the very first date!
Your mission is as Quixotic, As your threats verge on homoerotic. The subforum blazes With Goon catchphrases How fun and gaily chaotic!
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Jumpgate Jack
Northern Exposure
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:32:00 -
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*Snip* Completely inappropriate - Valorem
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Abn Matar
Minmatar Genco Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:38:00 -
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I like my drunken cat, and my girlfriend is really fat, why dont you believe me, i just want to wrtie poems and pee, **** this sucks and smells like rat, RAAAAAAAAAAAIITE?!?!
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Kariss
Gallente hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:41:00 -
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This is a message for bob, enough of the capital blob. You went and said "You're all dead" don't you feel like a knob? _
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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:47:00 -
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I try to buy anything I can Whether or not profit be made on it Pithum, Dark Blood, Cormack, that's my game plan Massive stacks, I build them up bit by bit
Still, lo, I struggle, for what use can be Gistum A-Type MicroWarp since not one of my alts flies a Vaga? Besides, he cannot use the two-twenty machine gun.
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All that remains is the e-f-e-f, g-g, but I'm running out of ideas.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Chest McManbone
Your mission is as Quixotic, As your threats verge on homoerotic. The subforum blazes With Goon catchphrases How fun and gaily chaotic!
In this epic eve-o funfair, the smell of love lies in the air, my love is whole-hearted, you shouldnt have farted, come on, lets have an affair!
I like you!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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KapnKaboom
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:57:00 -
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Let's see, where to begin...
There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose ....
Oh wait, I don't think CAOD residents are old enough to see the rest of this one....
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.11.14 16:59:00 -
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If I may....
BRUCE gets much respect for its class, and having ******* of brass, but when it comes to pew-pew, c'mon here - we're new! So we blob when come to kick ass.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 17:02:00 -
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800 hundred readers so far, still, I'm the big poetic star; I'll tune down my groove, until you improve, you find me over at the bar.
another way of saying bbl. Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Karitsa
MASS
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Posted - 2007.11.14 17:19:00 -
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To russian heroes who made my day, Evil thugs plans, from god against men - all I have to say, PvP execution in highest degree, only those who stood in stalingrad can disagree.
Mass breeds - only sadistic beast, whos only goal - is skullpucking ur niece. so sexy, bold and naughty, the one who pulls the Trigger, in the ghost of De Sade's vanity; its hard to be bitter to papa smurf a k a
Trigger.
Boldly go to ur knees and die, let me in in ur faction fitted wreck. And what I feel is insanity not far from beeing shy, painted black on the horny cabbin of geddon called Gregory Peck.
Wasted minutes, mining rocks.
Frustrated times, shooting sanshas.
Checking orders from people, who got nothing else to do.
Instead I burn you, execution of the pod in local, 5, 4 3, 2, 1, and your bitterness if it was ur last, feeds the pleasure.
Quit
or learn to play
its still just a game.
The God of eve, sarcasm.
The sad feeling of beeing international, decade before the ones seeing a computer game.
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Wild Rho
Amarr GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.14 17:34:00 -
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You put your right arm in, You put your right arm out, In, out, in, out, shake it all about. You do the Hokey Cokey And you turn around. ThatĘs what itĘs all about!
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Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 18:28:00 -
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Kojak is mighty, Tassi is too. We shoot you`re asses while you CTRL-Q!
They are with many, we are with few, they can`t stop posting while we go PEW PEW.
But still I keep reading these forums
News/Contenteditor EVEZone.nl & MMOZone.nl |
Lucre
STK Scientific Black-Out
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:19:00 -
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Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
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Desiderata Fabian
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:37:00 -
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Wow, it is like Tennyson & Byron got it on while huffing Wilfred Owen's mustard gas and they had a severely brain damaged baby.
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:39:00 -
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roses are red violets are blue i want to **** you with a rake
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Andnowthenews
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:46:00 -
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Edited by: Andnowthenews on 14/11/2007 19:46:08 There was a young man from jita who liked it up the sh*tter he joined the goons they all got pwnd and ended up quite bitter
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marakor
Gallente Anti Lag Forum Smackers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Andnowthenews Edited by: Andnowthenews on 14/11/2007 19:51:55 PRE-TITAN NERF POETRY.
There was a young man from jita who liked it up the sh*tter he joined the goons they all got pwnd and ended up quite bitter
ROFLMAO BEST SO FAR
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Jin Steele
Port Royal Independent Kontractors Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2007.11.14 20:57:00 -
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This sucks The sky is blue This thread sucks too
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 22:13:00 -
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Edited by: threeD on 14/11/2007 22:13:35 Goonies be ware, of my peen, DONT STARE!
Try as you might, To undock and come fight as i fend you off, with my peenile delight
I see the space lines are bear, but the goony wrecks over there.
surely with 20 to one The fights yours to be done
But the church doth prevail with the goons banished to hell
We shoot whilst you plunder, Over what, i must wonder,
as you flee from our thunder and scream as we bum ya!
With the fight almost over, and the war all but begun
Kojak bellows, To the forum my son!, We must coad smack for fun!
and so,the story ends, back where it begun, with me flaunting my e-peen, amongst my mighty guns
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 22:29:00 -
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Edited by: Zaphod Jones on 14/11/2007 22:32:51 our examinations are very internal they keep us very fraternal but say what you may it keeps the noobs at bay with lube made of palm kernel
you may have superior numbers so awake yourselves from your slumber come pay us a visit in eo2 we lives it make sure to bring some cucumber
edited to add second
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Stakhanov
The Good Fellas
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Posted - 2007.11.14 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
</thread>
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Collos Biddle
Amarr Roid Vandals Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.11.15 03:05:00 -
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War with a pen, a poetic version at best Fighting with ink and pew pew at rest. Think I will plunder all IAC I see While hiding away in the stations, they stole from me
IAC believes, that they are so grand Fighting for them as usual with goons in hand They claim victories for witch they donĘt fight But yet the stains for witch they claim Are actually chit marks not fame.
Although the goons outnumber us by 50 to 1 They have this delusion of toilet paper being fun They wipe the asse3 of their allies you see Cause with out the goons, they would be on their knees
Pandemic legion, theirs another joke Sifting through the ashes, of another mans hopes There like the plague, in vague sort of way Creeping around dark allyĘs, waiting for the prey With no direction, they hope for things to come Only to find out there days bout done.
There are so many here, that I have missed But you know who you are, you great peace of chit Wonder how many, have poded my clone So many times, I have literally taken a loan
Yes Ive been poded in the North, and in empire as well But itĘs much more fun, then just hiding in delve I admit, IĘm a miner at heart, pew pew for me is like taking a faurt Although it feels better after the release, the stink just always puts me on my knees.
IĘve reached the end of my poem, that I dedicated to you Because no matter what I have said, be it harm full or charm Living in 0.0 is honor one should earn. Thank you all, for making my time here so much fun My God bless all of you, and my poem is done
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Octaviun
Finite Horizon Synchr0nicity
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Posted - 2007.11.15 03:14:00 -
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Originally by: Stakhanov
Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
</thread>
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 07:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Steele This sucks The sky is blue This thread sucks too
The wannabe pirate Jin Steele, deserves a trip under the keel, but God forbid that this emo-kid, will be given a chance to appeal!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Qeng Nuwen
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:09:00 -
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The Church likes to have a quick gank, So not one of them fits a stiff tank, but when my Abaddon comes, they all turn and run, and I'm left by myself to ****.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:31:00 -
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Originally by: Qeng Nuwen The Church likes to have a quick gank, So not one of them fits a stiff tank, but when my Abaddon comes, they all turn and run, and I'm left by myself to ****.
In the Church we socialize, by touching, to be more precise, yet you sit alone, rubbing your 'bone', no wonder Goons live a poor life!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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AndreasB
Gallente The Knighthawks FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:55:00 -
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A gate, a camp, a red, a gank, a blob, come spank oh, I am back in the podcamp. --
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Dextrius
Gallente ironwood ink
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:02:00 -
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Edited by: Dextrius on 15/11/2007 09:02:44 There once was a goon that was born from a buffoon
He licked his own skid and acted like Jerry's Kid
He made friends with himself and thinks everyone is re'tar-ded
Ruin EVE? Some Goonswarm members gloat, destroy EVE Online
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Tehel Necrona
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:33:00 -
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In a capital system called RIT 25 Pandemic did sit waiting for the day RISE would come play but it was all over too quick
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Tehel Necrona
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:54:00 -
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Shrike was cloaked off a gate But someone was lying in wait Shrike got uncloaked and felt his heart hit his throat while served with a russian brand of hate
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Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:54:00 -
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ISD-aurora alert Guacamole Rainbow is Blue-15 Actual contact T20 before removing the goods rendezvous at the henhouse before hauling to Delve end transmission
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Devoras2
Amarr KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:02:00 -
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Edited by: Devoras2 on 15/11/2007 11:02:35 What I just came up with in a hurry.
KIAEddz the dancer the singer never played footie as a great winger. But when he screams you nubtard you w*nker you always know he is a great leader and suicide tanker.
Yipeh KIA Mother Fecker!
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Skelator
Stronghold corp The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
We have a WINNER \o/ Yes you win the Threads first prize Dinner
Our Knights/GhostFleet are available for small honorable contracts.
Phasmatis Velox Equitatus
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Coes
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:05:00 -
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Dr. Kojack reeks of hate, From the Goons and their recent playdate, So he sits at home, Sucking some chrome, Wondering with which hand to masterbate!
Pew-Pew, Wrecks, Die, My scorpian goes boom, My pod safe on dock.
Towards the stars we look, On boosters we are hooked, Grinding our teeth, Concord we hope not to meet.
Going to church has always been a ball, Listening to Bible Dave preach it all, But those days are done, We live by the gun, And hope that God takes pity.
That was fun!
♥ Kojack
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Calliphora Vomitoria
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:17:00 -
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Consumed
A corpse of burnt flesh incrusted Dribling badgers and runny musterd
A frieghter of goods alone in travel Revenge infected with angry mamels Concord blob, anrgy police Grab wildy for a black n white fleese Large ships of enemy all around Stay cloaked withought a sound
Burp uncloak and buble the mess Yump around jam mindy Stressed Just one bone from BackDoor Dropped But this bone for size cant be topped
Eat hobbits and bobbits and goonies too Just becarful how u chew
Now then now then the last pormblem unfold What to be done with no corpse to hold
Pod urself and return to that spot Hold ur breath and eat the lot the end
ps its a mint sauce before the mods get me
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: Coes Dr. Kojack reeks of hate, From the Goons and their recent playdate, So he sits at home, Sucking some chrome, Wondering with which hand to masterbate!
Pew-Pew, Wrecks, Die, My scorpian goes boom, My pod safe on dock.
Towards the stars we look, On boosters we are hooked, Grinding our teeth, Concord we hope not to meet.
Going to church has always been a ball, Listening to Bible Dave preach it all, But those days are done, We live by the gun, And hope that God takes pity.
That was fun!
♥ Kojack
It's an honour to have TNT, camping this post here with me, the time has been long, but now you're back strong; are you better? I guess we will see!
Great to see Alcatraz again!
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munchy
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:42:00 -
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Russians are bastards to fight They'll engage you with all of their might Dont bring super caps in They'll end up in the bin Cos their dictors are already in sight
bah im no poet, but this thread is wicked, Kojak 4tw ---
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munchy
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Kojak
Originally by: Coes Dr. Kojack reeks of hate, From the Goons and their recent playdate, So he sits at home, Sucking some chrome, Wondering with which hand to masterbate!
Pew-Pew, Wrecks, Die, My scorpian goes boom, My pod safe on dock.
Towards the stars we look, On boosters we are hooked, Grinding our teeth, Concord we hope not to meet.
Going to church has always been a ball, Listening to Bible Dave preach it all, But those days are done, We live by the gun, And hope that God takes pity.
That was fun!
♥ Kojack
It's an honour to have TNT, camping this post here with me, the time has been long, but now you're back strong; are you better? I guess we will see!
Great to see Alcatraz again!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
We're not full strength yet But i'll Place you a bet When we're done building up We'll come kick it up In E02 if thats where you're set ---
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:02:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Kojak on 15/11/2007 12:02:27
Originally by: munchy
Originally by: Dr Kojak
It's an honour to have TNT, camping this post here with me, the time has been long, but now you're back strong; are you better? I guess we will see!
We're not full strength yet But i'll Place you a bet When we're done building up We'll come kick it up In E02 if thats where you're set
E02 is where we thrive, waiting for you to arrive, so gather your gear, and come over here, you probably will not survive!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Joram McRory
Caldari Darwin With Attitude oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:38:00 -
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There once were some mates called ooh shiny Whose span of attention was tiny They got into a battle Were distracted by cattle And died before killing their primary
Joram
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Heliocon
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:55:00 -
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An epic thread To bad there's no head When this thread is done and the forums are bum it will continue in game instead!
Hostiles are red Allies are blue When i see you on overview all i think is pew pew!
There once was a goon from kentucket he was a bit of a muppet he got ganked by the church and read this plain verse and converted to protestantism instead!
Epic thread guys ^^
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:57:00 -
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i feel we need some mod/dev input...
a mod known as Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc was he with forum prowess for all to see we cant pronounce his name its only him to blame so known as "hutch" he will always be
INFOD recruiting |
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ISD Valorem
Amarr ISD STAR
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:59:00 -
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Some of these are really excellent
Please remember that as the forums are teen rated that we need to keep things fairly clean.
Now back to great poems
forum rules | CAOD Rules | [email protected] | Our Website |
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Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Forum Moderator
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:01:00 -
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Edited by: Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc on 15/11/2007 15:01:45
Originally by: Zaphod Jones i feel we need some mod/dev input...
a mod known as Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc was he with forum prowess for all to see we cant pronounce his name its only him to blame so known as "hutch" he will always be
/me cries
unfortuntly my time soon draws to a end.
- Thanks Hutch. ____
forum rules | [email protected]
ōWar is not the dreadful end to all things as mankind fears. Conflict brings balance to nature as it adapts, mutates, and transforms itself into something stronger than before. Mankind is the master of nature because we can choose those mutations on our own accord. We can accelerate the inevitable dominance of a species. Through war, we can make ourselves stronger at the time and place of our choosing. War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine.ö - Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum, excerpt from a commencement speech to Paladin graduates of the Imperial Academy, 23215 AD |
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:03:00 -
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I hereby challenge the mods, share some poems o'poetry gods; The words you deploy, our ships will destroy; but let us escape in our pods.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium |
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Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc
Forum Moderator
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:18:00 -
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There was a game called eve Who had people who were peeved They would post,post and post on the forums untill they felt relieved. - Thanks Hutch. ____
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ōWar is not the dreadful end to all things as mankind fears. Conflict brings balance to nature as it adapts, mutates, and transforms itself into something stronger than before. Mankind is the master of nature because we can choose those mutations on our own accord. We can accelerate the inevitable dominance of a species. Through war, we can make ourselves stronger at the time and place of our choosing. War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine.ö - Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum, excerpt from a commencement speech to Paladin graduates of the Imperial Academy, 23215 AD |
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Tehel Necrona
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:30:00 -
[64]
Here is what i think as i buy u all a drink let's all raise a glass and toast to the class cos Dr. Kojak's thread is so pimp
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MEBHansen
Darwin With Attitude oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:35:00 -
[65]
Guess whoĘs behind your sorry hiney, ThatĘs right nub, its Oooh Shiny. Strapping on the leather boot, Planting it up your arse to the root.
I sense the pain and petty tears. ęMission CompleteĘ now whereĘs my beer.
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FowlPlayChiken
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:46:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Zaphod Jones Edited by: Zaphod Jones on 15/11/2007 15:23:52 Edited by: Zaphod Jones on 15/11/2007 15:18:20
a friend that used to be good at these rhymes...
FowlPlayChiken is a fine breed of bird his english is often absurd his lyrical might often talkes flight leaving his words unheard
Bawk !
someone in MC please prod the lyrical meister
Bawk!!!
I feel I have been called out, to demonstrate lyrical efficiency, By Zaphod Jones, a man of great clemency. Dear Jones, its true your ship has sailed far from home, But pray return, and bless us with more poems. The Sharks feel lack for your weighty presence, so dive within the sea of stars, to demonstrate your reverence, for blasters and lasers and Minmatar irreverance. We Sharks, we bite with but a single tooth, To uplift poetry, panties, and uncouth pilots. So please, dear Jones, hear my gentle plee; swim again with the Sharks, that our words might free thee.
Just podded this sig, now where is my toy? - Wrangler
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 15:49:00 -
[67]
I once went fighting with Tassi, both of us acted quite sassy, back in that era, we got jumped by Hera, returned in nothing but the chassi!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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MEBHansen
Darwin With Attitude oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:00:00 -
[68]
Edited by: MEBHansen on 15/11/2007 16:00:50 Now to think of a new one, It ain't all that easy. Hell, come to think of it, I think it's kinda cheesey.
But anyway, who give's a damn. I'll spank your pod a score with your ma'am.
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 16:51:00 -
[69]
CaptainGordon posted quite a good theory tho the goons thought it bordered on dreary his next post to self ban may not go to plan but dont expect the goons to get teary
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:14:00 -
[70]
Goons are a disgrace to us all, and as far as I can recall, all their posts are absurd, and it has not occured, that they have ever walked tall.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium |
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Nizar
Foundation R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:22:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
definitely best one till now i would say.
-------------- Nizar -------------- BARON VON NEINLEDERHOSEN
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:40:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Nizar
Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
definitely best one till now i would say.
A message from the doc and the nurse. posting should be wrought in verse, there is nothing to it, yet you cannot do it, go home in shame and rehearse!
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Kagura Nikon
Minmatar MASS HOMICIDE Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:49:00 -
[73]
Hey this is quite cool Writting poems is l33t Not as nice as beign in fleet But better than a forum pool
If brute force doesn't solve your problem... you are not using enough |
FowlPlayChiken
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.11.15 17:55:00 -
[74]
Edited by: FowlPlayChiken on 15/11/2007 17:56:40 How about a limerick?
There once was a pilot from Immensea Who liked Vodka and strippers immensely He consumed much of both, till he was quiet broke, And had to sell isk most intensely
Just podded this sig, now where is my toy? - Wrangler
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Dah' Khanid
Conisor Excavations Syndicate Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:10:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Dah'' Khanid on 15/11/2007 18:16:07 Edited by: Dah'' Khanid on 15/11/2007 18:15:26 Not once but twice I looked to this board, To find the wisdom that I so innerly sought, I found not only propaganda and lies But suddenly also a thousand cries
For one brave Goon had posted; What CCP so unwillingly had hosted, The goatse's message to the universe he sent Although it led, To CaptainGordon's end.
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TroNaaR
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:25:00 -
[76]
This is my ship. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ship is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My ship, without me, is useless. Without my ship, I am useless. I must fly my ship true. I must target faster than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.
My ship and myself know that what counts in war, is not the rounds of fire, the noise of our guns, nor the wrecks we make. We know it is the primaries that count. We will hit.
My ship is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its fittings, its its rigs, its Scan Res and its Range. I will ever guard it against the ravages of Thermodynamics and damage. I will keep my ship fitted and ready, even as I am trained and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.
Before ATLAS I swear this creed. My ship and myself are the defenders of my Alliance. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace.
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Moon Kitten
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:42:00 -
[77]
Once there was a man named Gordan he posted and posted until he was banned by a warden but the warden did not understand that the ban was out of hand she though she'd take a firm stand against poasts who violate the law of the land
Gordans account suffered termination but it was unrelated to the wardens menstruation you see wardens can be grumpy and smug but all they really need is a hug
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:45:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Moon Kitten Once there was a man named Gordan he posted and posted until he was banned by a warden but the warden did not understand that the ban was out of hand she though she'd take a firm stand against poasts who violate the law of the land
Gordans account suffered termination but it was unrelated to the wardens menstruation you see wardens can be grumpy and smug but all they really need is a hug
iuno this feels more like rap lyrics.
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Newbear
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:47:00 -
[79]
Pirates are red, carebears are blue, I woudent go into zero if I were you!
Click here for my High Security POS Service
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Chest McManbone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 18:53:00 -
[80]
Gordan's poasting insanity Was redeemed with a crime of profanity. Permabanned, very :smith: But now he is myth and legend, for all of humanity.
~*4eva in our heartz*~
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Collos Biddle
Amarr Roid Vandals Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.11.15 19:03:00 -
[81]
I mine in my ship, oh yes it is true I like it especially, when my overview is blue I stare at rocks, for hours on end I wait for my hauler, to take it all in But some times IĘm lucky, I hit that rare ore. I get to fill my pockets, with Isk galore
I travel from field to field, and go through some gates Theirs red in the system, now itĘs a moon race Try as I may, to escape the wrath ItĘs a hail storm of rockets, there shooting at my ass3 I call for help, but were did they go Awe those SOB left me alone!.
Warp to the station, and dock as I may My ships been bumped, there is no escape My shields are going, my armor is too Not far from now, ill be in structure too Hoping that the eve gods, look down on me But itĘs not happening, IĘve been podded you see
So I sit in the station, with my head on my lap Wondering now, how I will make a come back Oddly enough, my wallet begins to blink But all is not lost, my wallet will show Insurance paid off, with platinum not Gold
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Wim'sei
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 19:57:00 -
[82]
Awe yeah
Can you feel da beat?
I'ma be postin' up in this thread A bunch'a mad rhyme lyrics, come straight from my head And dis poem, it does rhythm best [it]'s American second, and a poem last
It's Rap (backup voice:Rap!), take it or leave it But it's about EVE, so you might as well read it Live it, learn it, cause you know I earned it, typed it, lived it, and you yearned for it
We all callin' da shots now in the south past Feyth BoB's on the run from the gettoh, from da rape leavin' like a homey, a boy on da run his back all turned from my domi's gun
You gotcha's titans? It don't hold no water When yo pilots be scared to bring them to the slaughter All them pilots be so scared, they won't even help ship And you can't RISE above when you been ripped
Down in da gettoh, we got a law, A brother watch yo back, you break a brother' fall No brother pay big rent, but you do it wrong: you make a brother pay, and then ignore their call
MC ditched ya, FIX is a bish t'ya Finfleet's all that wants to be neah ya It's getting mighty tight, bunkered back in Delve Time's runnin' out, sucka, it hittin' twelve
Yo dance'll soon be ovah and when it ends... Wait! I's be kiddin' dawg, it can't happen! You ain't got a foe, but yo all got ruins Cause Molle once said, "there ain't be no goons"
- Mad props to yo mammas
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 20:13:00 -
[83]
Bumping this post to the top, pushing it all the way up, this little burst is placing it first, post! there's no reason to stop!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium |
Redbad
Minmatar Mean Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:04:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Wim'sei Awe yeah
Can you feel da beat?
I'ma be postin' up in this thread A bunch'a mad rhyme lyrics, come straight from my head And dis poem, it does rhythm best [it]'s American second, and a poem last
It's Rap (backup voice:Rap!), take it or leave it But it's about EVE, so you might as well read it Live it, learn it, cause you know I earned it, typed it, lived it, and you yearned for it
We all callin' da shots now in the south past Feyth BoB's on the run from the gettoh, from da rape leavin' like a homey, a boy on da run his back all turned from my domi's gun
You gotcha's titans? It don't hold no water When yo pilots be scared to bring them to the slaughter All them pilots be so scared, they won't even help ship And you can't RISE above when you been ripped
Down in da gettoh, we got a law, A brother watch yo back, you break a brother' fall No brother pay big rent, but you do it wrong: you make a brother pay, and then ignore their call
MC ditched ya, FIX is a bish t'ya Finfleet's all that wants to be neah ya It's getting mighty tight, bunkered back in Delve Time's runnin' out, sucka, it hittin' twelve
Yo dance'll soon be ovah and when it ends... Wait! I's be kiddin' dawg, it can't happen! You ain't got a foe, but yo all got ruins Cause Molle once said, "there ain't be no goons"
- Mad props to yo mammas
Some things are ****ty, but your lyrics are mighty pretty.
I'm white and not able to use the rythm in a wording spree. Respect and kuddos, you are a really creative bee.
RB
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Xiang TaSkalin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:20:00 -
[85]
No way we're allies Hey look a Tau Ceti starbase Where did our caps go
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:25:00 -
[86]
First they came for our miners And I did not speak out because I am not a miner Then they came for our mission runners And I did not speak out because I am not a mission runner Then they came for our industrialists And I did not speak out because I am not an industrialist Then they came for the POSes and we blew up INFOD's cap fleet.
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Phishy
Gamma Haulers Against Drama GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:29:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Phishy on 15/11/2007 21:29:15 Finally revenge The French will not survive our Cloaking Naglfar |
Slapdash
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:40:00 -
[88]
Edited by: Slapdash on 15/11/2007 21:42:10 Edited by: Slapdash on 15/11/2007 21:41:11 Edited by: Slapdash on 15/11/2007 21:40:34 Goonfleet, we runnin this eve **** TCF, we runnin this eve **** RA, we runnin this eve **** AAA, we run this eve **** IAC, we runnin this eve **** All our homes, we runnin this eve ****
The takeover, the break's over nubba God MC, me, Goon-Hova Hey lil' soldier you ain't ready for war R.S.F too strong for y'all It's like bringin a frig to a cap fight, pencil to a bank Your dread in the line of fire witcha thin-ass tank You bringin them pets, HOW them boys gon' win? This is real alliance B.I., get you rolled into triage BoB - your reach ain't long enough, dummy Your pets ain't strong enough, ****a Goonfleet is the army, better yet the navy Nubbaz'll kidnap your babies, spit at your (kick-boxin') lady TCF bring - carriers to a CoW support fight, kill your drama Uh, we kill you motherfin ants with a sledgehammer Don't let me do it to you dunny cause I overdo it So you won't confuse dis with just eve politics
Goonfleet, we runnin this eve **** TCF, we runnin this eve **** RA, we runnin this eve **** AAA, we run this eve **** IAC, we runnin this eve **** All our homes, we runnin this eve ****
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:47:00 -
[89]
Goonies, you are a desease, always disturbing the peace, be a good bunch, and take a hunch, create your own rap-thread, please!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium |
Snowden Vel
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:49:00 -
[90]
Some jerks tried to cause some distress by sieging a French POS but the French and the Reds hot-dropped on their dreads and now they have a lot less.
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Slapdash
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 21:54:00 -
[91]
Edited by: Slapdash on 15/11/2007 21:54:05
Originally by: Dr Kojak Goonies, you are a desease, always disturbing the peace, be a good bunch, and take a hunch, create your own rap-thread, please!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
I resent your accusations of "not poetry" perhaps you should go to a remedial school of flowetry abandoning rap, because it is black shows a distinct lack of probity.
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Slapdash
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 22:13:00 -
[92]
The goon persecution myth gives us reason to exist were we to calm we'd see that we are wrong and go play with needles in a ditch
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Kagura Nikon
Minmatar MASS HOMICIDE Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.15 22:24:00 -
[93]
Please stop being biased don't loose time with accusation Enjoy this nice communication And wait a drama bomb be released
If brute force doesn't solve your problem... you are not using enough |
vuoh
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:38:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Dr Kojak
Goons are awfully fast to accuse, others of crimes and abuse, let me say it clearer take a look in the mirror, maybe it will lenghten your fuse.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
Oh but really you must jest if that's what you're trying to suggest For it is clear as sky to most it's you who keeps signing his post But even if forums your specialty ain't at least your dreads can target paint
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:40:00 -
[95]
Edited by: threeD on 15/11/2007 23:41:03 As i un-dock from the station, my artys a'blazin, My corpies start raving About the black screen its stayin!
We warp to the pos, 2 third our fleet lost, to engage at all costs, for God is my boss!
We sit and we plunder, as you bring the thunder, support fleets a tatter, oh what does it matter,
Stuck on the gate, activation to late, with 10mins to jump!? ccp chose your fate!
so Il turn on my hardeners, my boosters, my reppers, when i get home, il send you a letter
A postcard from Threed? has he got any better? hes stranded in curse! with tau ceti his debtor!
For he'l have his revenge, on those who mock, Flaunt my e-peen i will, Till i give you a shock
For il beat you down, untill you cry, Youl scream for forgiveness, whilst i look the sky
Regards, ThreeD
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:41:00 -
[96]
Originally by: threeD As i un-dock from the station, my artys a'blazin, My corpies start raving About the black screen its stayin!
We warp to the pos, 2 third our fleet lost, to engage at all costs, for God is my boss!
We sit and we plunder, as you bring the thunder, support fleets a tatter, oh what does it matter,
Stuck on the gate, activation to late, with 10mins to jump!? ccp chose your fate!
so Il turn on my hardeners, my boosters, my reppers, when i get home, il send you a letter
A postcard from Threed? has he got any better? hes stranded in curse! with tau ceti his debtor!
For he'l have his revenge, on those who mock, Flaunt my e-peen i will, Till i give you a shock
For il beat you down, untill you cry, Youl scream for forgiveness, whilst i look the sky
Regards, ThreeD
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:48:00 -
[97]
Do you play this game? or is it a lie? Cloak with a lock? smart man, i sigh
To learn game machanics, should top your agenda, next time decease! use tutorial! i wont blame ya!
A painters must, For your torps to bust, to penetarte ur ass, and fulfil my lust!
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Freya Selene
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:50:00 -
[98]
Originally by: CobraBytez
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
I urge you to stay on the OP, like everyone does Even if your only trying to discuss a POS. You might have gotten a single Church capital kill, but dont worry, soon we'll sent you the bill.
If you still have a bigger chest to beat, here are some nice Church statistics to read;
Alliance details - GoonSwarm Kills: 84 Losses: 828 Damage done (ISK): 6289.6M Damage received (ISK): 32096.78M Efficiency: 16.38%
With love and mutch praying, Freya Selene.
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:52:00 -
[99]
Edited by: CobraBytez on 15/11/2007 23:53:32 I am the game wizard Watch me cloak my dread
The t1 web stops the tower from running It does not get props
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Xrensa
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 23:57:00 -
[100]
Edited by: Xrensa on 15/11/2007 23:58:01 Edited by: Xrensa on 15/11/2007 23:57:42 Edited by: Xrensa on 15/11/2007 23:57:27
Originally by: CobraBytez
Originally by: threeD As i un-dock from the station, my artys a'blazin, My corpies start raving About the black screen its stayin!
We warp to the pos, 2 third our fleet lost, to engage at all costs, for God is my boss!
We sit and we plunder, as you bring the thunder, support fleets a tatter, oh what does it matter,
Stuck on the gate, activation to late, with 10mins to jump!? ccp chose your fate!
so Il turn on my hardeners, my boosters, my reppers, when i get home, il send you a letter
A postcard from Threed? has he got any better? hes stranded in curse! with tau ceti his debtor!
For he'l have his revenge, on those who mock, Flaunt my e-peen i will, Till i give you a shock
For il beat you down, untill you cry, Youl scream for forgiveness, whilst i look the sky
Regards, ThreeD
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
To do justice to this burn, there are no words that can so we must use a macro of a
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:07:00 -
[101]
A web for the tower? Oh goodness you fool! its for stopping ur BS's Whilst i screw you all!
Ever shot a bs in a dread? without the web, ul not see it dead, for a nag cant tank, so thats why i gank,
To waste slots for cap to which a nag cant react when my reppers are wack, please learn how to smack!
tell me sir, What should i fit? a roid scanner? then with you may i sit? for a carebear you are, and thats all you'l be forever and onward you will bow to me!
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Xrensa
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:14:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Xrensa on 16/11/2007 00:14:00
Originally by: threeD A web for the tower? Oh goodness you fool! its for stopping ur BS's Whilst i screw you all!
Ever shot a bs in a dread? without the web, ul not see it dead, for a nag cant tank, so thats why i gank,
To waste slots for cap to which a nag cant react when my reppers are wack, please learn how to smack!
tell me sir, What should i fit? a roid scanner? then with you may i sit? for a carebear you are, and thats all you'l be forever and onward you will bow to me!
Free form poetry: You don't fit a web because Nags shield tank you stupid cum-dumpster.
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:15:00 -
[103]
Originally by: threeD A web for the tower? Oh goodness you fool! its for stopping ur BS's Whilst i screw you all!
Ever shot a bs in a dread? without the web, ul not see it dead, for a nag cant tank, so thats why i gank,
To waste slots for cap to which a nag cant react when my reppers are wack, please learn how to smack!
tell me sir, What should i fit? a roid scanner? then with you may i sit? for a carebear you are, and thats all you'l be forever and onward you will bow to me!
Your fit is a joke Your dread has a cloak
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Draven Stone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:28:00 -
[104]
A church pilot thought he'd be witty, by posting some verse that was ****ty. CaptGordon was martyred, this thread is ********, and you put cloaks on your dreads. |
threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 00:34:00 -
[105]
Read Coad official post regarding the engagement and you'l have your explanation. This threads for poetry my dears, Please keep it that way and seek your explanations elseware if you cant keep up the pace ;)
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SteroBolic
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:26:00 -
[106]
Remember, remember the ides of November, The Goatse Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why Goatse Treason Should ever be forgot.
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Pringlescan
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:27:00 -
[107]
There once was a goon in eve-0, He ****posted like no tomorrow One goatze Two Goazte Three goatze, and then he was gone like Smoske
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Big Monkey
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:32:00 -
[108]
Once upon a thursday dreary, while I posted, weak and weary, Over a sensible and curious post of Captain Gordon-- While I nodded, teamspeak hosting, suddenly there came a posting, As of some one flaming and roasting, roasting in the War Room forum. "'Tis some director," I muttered, "posting in my War Room forum" Only this, and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November; And each ill-timed (small gang pvp) op Mittani wrought upon Captain Gordon. Eagerly I refreshed the forum;-- many had ****posted foul pics before him, But all that's left are posts lamenting in sorrow-- sorrow for the lost Cap'n Gordon-- For the rare and radiant****got/j**/****** whom the angels named Cap'n Gordon-- Postless on Eve-O evermore.
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Ungdall
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:36:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Freya Selene
Originally by: CobraBytez
I bet you would have lived If you activated your cloak And target painter
I urge you to stay on the OP, like everyone does Even if your only trying to discuss a POS. You might have gotten a single Church capital kill, but dont worry, soon we'll sent you the bill.
If you still have a bigger chest to beat, here are some nice Church statistics to read;
Alliance details - GoonSwarm Kills: 84 Losses: 828 Damage done (ISK): 6289.6M Damage received (ISK): 32096.78M Efficiency: 16.38%
With love and mutch praying, Freya Selene.
There was was a guy Who signed his posts Even though His name Is obviously at the top Of his post I don't understand why they do it All I can figure Is that their memory Is as bad as Their fittings and their comebacks
free verse, ya Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
Big Monkey
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:37:00 -
[110]
Edited by: Big Monkey on 16/11/2007 02:37:48 With all of the previous talk, of penetrating ass and screwing, if the moderators close this for CaptainGordon poems, then it'll obvious to all what they're doing.
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memphistopheles
911 AND IM IN HEAVEN
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:38:00 -
[111]
Old Captain Gordon was a merry old soul, And a merry old soul was he. He called for his lube, and he called for his goatse, And he called for his fingers three. Every finger had a finger fine, And a very fine finger had he, had he. Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fingers three, Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, went the fingers three, Tweedle dum dee, dum dee deedle dee.
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Iasius
Seven. Enuma Elish.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:43:00 -
[112]
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memphistopheles
911 AND IM IN HEAVEN
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:46:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Iasius
You are doing this wrong.
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Iasius
Seven. Enuma Elish.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:49:00 -
[114]
Sorry could not rustle up anything original so i reverted to my love for pigs in space
my fail . Full Spectrum Mercenary |
Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:52:00 -
[115]
Assigning 109 points, is like dreadnoughts with a cloak; both do not compute.
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Ungdall
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 02:59:00 -
[116]
Edited by: Ungdall on 16/11/2007 02:59:14
Originally by: Trypho Assigning 109 points, is like dreadnoughts with a cloak; both do not compute.
I Get it
edit; oh those bastards, my beautiful sig! welp, anyone got a new gimmick? Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes |
Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:01:00 -
[117]
Sat here reading COAD, Waiting for the poster FOAD, I see a topic with great cheers, Born out of action and many beers. Arrise I say to the poster of the thread, I add my nod of content read, But then some other shouts and cries, You what, oh no, he surely lies, Without much haste I compose a reply, Spelling out letters A thru too I, But not it seem to his content, He reply's again fofofo he relents. I cast my eye away from topic, Too new grounds, New posts, No sounds of poppets.
Ode to the paragraph, nay it rest in peace's :).
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:10:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Trypho Assigning 109 points, is like dreadnoughts with a cloak; both do not compute.
I saw this post and found it funny, I laughed out load like an evil bunny, The points you make are most astute, In homour laid, they look most cute.
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:12:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Slapdash The goon persecution myth gives us reason to exist were we to calm we'd see that we are wrong and go play with needles in a ditch
Your rymes and rythem holds much jest, For indeed you are a pest, I shall not cast a stone in here, So lets toast a while and quaf much beer.
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:20:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Tehel Necrona Shrike was cloaked off a gate But someone was lying in wait Shrike got uncloaked and felt his heart hit his throat while served with a russian brand of hate
The details are indeed well know, The cloak went down and the pace did groan, I missed that fight alas in haste, Thru action earlier I lost my place,
I sought to venture into the action, But with cloneing down my fate was distraction, I moved a alt upto the gate, Thru many jump but alas too late.
I wondered how the leader faired, With calm word's of action no tear was sgared. I often reflect upon darwins fate, But the calm words cried warp out its too late.
So these the words of peope that died, Too early, too late, but least no one lied. Ship come they go and often pass by, But Darwin lives on, part 2 does fly.
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:26:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc There was a game called eve Who had people who were peeved They would post,post and post on the forums untill they felt relieved.
Indeed fine sir from ISD, I see your post and raise you three, Too make such posts is certain curtains, I've made a few, of that I'm certain.
But with tone of light I stay on topic, No loosen bowls, no groans of stop it, I laugh and jest at my might pace, A talent is found, that one my grace.
So on that note I shall depart, To bed I go, without a fart, To dream to sleep to cliche away, In the land of nod and ISD pod I'll play.
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Angelus Damelon
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:49:00 -
[122]
There once were some Goons they made Valorem drink a lot
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Ouroboron
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 03:58:00 -
[123]
Sitting back smoking a jay; Failing at Rhyming, And writing Poetray. Which is Ok.
Cause I'm not a fake.
dbp style linebreak.
I got home from work. To read the tale of Captain Gordon, and that terrible jerk of a forums warden.
At first I was sad, But then became glad! Because all the fun that was had Rhyme Failure.
BTW posting image macros is a lark
because SRSLY, GB2fark.
Now pardon if my exit is curt, because this is lame, makes my soul hurt, and you know, effort.
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Big Monkey
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:25:00 -
[124]
Edited by: Big Monkey on 16/11/2007 04:25:42 There once was a Goon from 9 DASH 9, whose posts were always quite asinine, I found out she was female, though her sex toys made most pale, i'd let her peg me in this asamine.
Amidoinitrite?
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NapalmKid
Gray Ivy GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:46:00 -
[125]
Cold flakes of laughter drift about my broken heart As the jokes the follow after grow more tired and overwrought It was not her skull-like grinning that drove the laughing goons to tears It was not her patent ribbing from those long bulimic years But a simple phrase, a sentence, said in haste but full of truth A siren call of longing from a pale and callow youth A cry that brought not pity but a lip's sardonic curl From goons who had long forsaken love: "Guys, I need this girl."
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Jarryn Kell
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 04:48:00 -
[126]
Edited by: Jarryn Kell on 16/11/2007 04:48:55 my love did bail she ran away saw me with goons said, "this is way more than my heart can truly take" and so, i banged her sister.
Book IV, Verse 16, the Big Book of Captain Gordon Stories, Children's Edition
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facialimpediment
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 05:22:00 -
[127]
I See Planets, I See Moons, I See Goatse, Jesus Christ **** Goons.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 07:15:00 -
[128]
All the filthy Minmatar think they're worth more than they are, the truth they must see, that all they should be, is slaves to the mighty Amarr.
Dr Kojak Gallente!
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shhmee eeeeee
Mortis Angelus The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 07:41:00 -
[129]
I knew an old guy called Kojak, He looks like a 70s throw back, With a wrinkly sack and rata ta tat, He flys around space like a bat.
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Coes
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.16 07:49:00 -
[130]
Edited by: Coes on 16/11/2007 07:49:38
Originally by: Dr Kojak All the filthy Minmatar think they're worth more than they are, the truth they must see, that all they should be, is slaves to the mighty Amarr. Dr Kojak Gallente!
To side with the Amarr, Is like standing in tar, The more that you agree, The less of you people will see, For we will hunt you for standing with Amarr!
To all you goonies can't you see? That this is just verse not "flowetry", I think you should stop, stand by and watch the clock, as Kojak relates, his diddies of hate, for which you can flamebait!
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AndreasB
Gallente The Knighthawks FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.16 08:23:00 -
[131]
There once was an empire called the Amarr, and verily did they enslave the Minmatar, but with duct-tape and string, power they did bring, And free was the Minmatar
For freedom stands the Gallente, with Minmatar against the Amarr'ante, sexy ships and the swarm of drones, strip the Amarr to the bones. --
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 08:42:00 -
[132]
Grandest of races, Gallente, still see this world as al'dente, not imaginary, but true visionary, rulers of EvE permanente!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Redbad
Minmatar Mean Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:06:00 -
[133]
Edited by: Redbad on 16/11/2007 09:07:43
Originally by: Dr Kojak Grandest of races, Gallente, still see this world as al'dente, not imaginary, but true visionary, rulers of EvE permanente!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
Gallente, as handsome can be, All they want is everyone to be free. But rulers you say? Let me correct you if I may, It's the duct tape that rules me.
RB
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:21:00 -
[134]
Two pilots went into a bar one was gallente, the other amarr, add one caldari, and one minmatari, and enjoy the fight from afar!
Sadly, this applies to every large group of players in the game too...
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Draven Stone
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:23:00 -
[135]
fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo
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AndreasB
Gallente The Knighthawks FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:23:00 -
[136]
Duct-tape and freedom, allies they are, lasers and slave-chains, weaker than dust, but in the pursuit of duct-tape, and killing Amarr, the freedom of Gallente, all others will bust. --
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:36:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Draven Stone fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo
Draven, the guy who cries 'fo' is the average, everyday Joe, for being a fool, he should attend school, then maybe he wouldn't be 'slow'!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium |
Coes
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.16 09:46:00 -
[138]
Ode to being Minmatar, Looking at nice things from afar, Building our ships is hard, When all you have is rustic spare parts.
I fly a flashlight in space, I look like a disgrace, But be forwarned, When my bubble is formed, You will be swarmed!
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 10:22:00 -
[139]
The three of us were under siege, Kojak, Tassi and Damige, the overview flooded soon they were podded, no match for our prestige!
Dr K |
Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:01:00 -
[140]
Edited by: Trypho on 16/11/2007 11:04:22 *delete, double*
News/Contenteditor EVEZone.nl & MMOZone.nl |
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Trypho
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:02:00 -
[141]
All this Minmatar hate, comes from people wanting to demotivate. Our ships show some rust, but shining is not a must; At least we dont need our ships to "compensate"?
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Scagga Laebetrovo
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:03:00 -
[142]
One limerick I wrote on the ward:
There once was a doc on the ward Who found where good pills were stored There were pink pills in jars Which made him see stars Now he's largely ignored
San Matari Official forums |
Celot
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 11:03:00 -
[143]
Edited by: Celot on 16/11/2007 11:03:36 video tribute to CaptainGordon (not ave maria)
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 12:03:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Scagga Laebetrovo
There once was a doc on the ward Who found where good pills were stored There were pink pills in jars Which made him see stars Now he's largely ignored
Your last medical check, showed you were out of your spec, now come feel the glory, of a large suppository, all the way up to your neck.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Raphael Scoria
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 12:07:00 -
[145]
Edited by: Raphael Scoria on 16/11/2007 12:08:04 Good Captain Gordon rose up in his prime Put on his pistols and went riding out But had got wellnigh nowhere at that time Till he fell in with pubbies in a rout.
It was lady Scarlet and all her train That played with him so sweetly but before An hour she'd taken a bite with all her main And robbed him of his nose for evermore.
Good captain Gordon mounted up one day And rode straightway into a CAOD post That looked ungoony but be that as may The Captain did not worry in the most.
But posted fiercely out of his great heart His words swung against them with sair rub And cra.cked his wit at the pubbie part And posted secret pictures of goonclub.
The admin in the forum soon knew his mind. He wished to ban the Captain and depart With harsh posting and touch unrefined He pierced him and produced the Captain's heart.
God's mercy rest on Captain Gordon now I thought him Sirs an honest gentleman Fitting genius! Memories, in trow Let jangling admins ban those if they can!
But God's deep curses follow after those That robbed him of his goodly nose and posts His Typhoon fittings and his mighty prose Tis Eurosquad that miss him all the most
The curse of hell upon the sleek upstart That got the Captain finally on his back And took the login priviliges of his heart And stopped Good Captain Gordon posting smack
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 12:37:00 -
[146]
Time to go Shakespearian on the fat goonie asses: (Iambic Pentameter style)
Captain Gordon told to us all whats true which Goonie leaders saw with heavy hearts, then a bright idea in their heads flew thinking to themselves that they were smart
The idea itself was geniously cunning to be composed by goon mentality, by posting something awful and quite stunning, the truth was covered for the rest to see.
Now, everybody talks about the ban and hath soon forgot the initial post, Because of Goonies ugly little plan Captain Gordon's nothing but a ghost.
An alliance crucifying one of their own, should swiftly by us all be overthrown!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Impretinent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:18:00 -
[147]
This is the way to fit dreads This is the way to fit dreads This is the way to fit dreads Not with a siege but a cloak'n'painter.
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente HighTech Marines Ltd.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:31:00 -
[148]
This does not belong in CAOD But its a funny thread So please move it To the right forum section
am i doin it rite?
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:35:00 -
[149]
Your facts are mistaking, Your here for the baking Coz my siege mod was there Likely robbed by a bear
My method of flight my own to decide watch skywalkers vid you furry invalid
See why i muster, my mods and my posture, find if you will, the skills to ... smack
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Impretinent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 13:45:00 -
[150]
If thou hast squander'd days to siege a pos Anchor'd by thy Curse-dwell'd foes, and while 'Tis reinforced, Others would give fitting advice to them Dismiss them to the Jit'!
Should'st thou at last undock your caps, At last be panting on the loading screen, But in the warp, Drunk with spaceless bitterness, thou meet Sense Turn at her bidding back.
When round thy dreadnought TCF appears, And every carrier warping up more dire To snatch control And loose to madness thy deep-kennell'd Fears Fit a cloak, O Soul!
Last; if upon the cold nebula-strewn darkness Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last pod, Both castaway, And one must perish let it not be he Whom thou have till now rejected!
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Ank Myrandor
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 14:02:00 -
[151]
Edited by: Ank Myrandor on 16/11/2007 14:03:18
Originally by: Dr Kojak The three of us were under siege, Kojak, Tassi and Damige, the overview flooded soon they were podded, no match for our prestige! Dr K
I'm crying cause my name is not above when i'm inactive I still need your love I wished i could PWN with my proud AMARR participating in a great Infod war
RL sucks ars anyway, still trying to find my soul to play, i'm still yours, so love me kojak, cause someday i will be back, active without any remorse
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 14:03:00 -
[152]
Edited by: Dr Kojak on 16/11/2007 14:03:17
Originally by: Impretinent If thou hast squander'd days to siege a pos Anchor'd by thy Curse-dwell'd foes, and while 'Tis reinforced, Others would give fitting advice to them Dismiss them to the Jit'!
Should'st thou at last undock your caps, At last be panting on the loading screen, But in the warp, Drunk with spaceless bitterness, thou meet Sense Turn at her bidding back.
When round thy dreadnought TCF appears, And every carrier warping up more dire To snatch control And loose to madness thy deep-kennell'd Fears Fit a cloak, O Soul!
Last; if upon the cold nebula-strewn darkness Thou cling, alone with Truth, to the last pod, Both castaway, And one must perish let it not be he Whom thou have till now rejected!
First let me say; nice poem there!
Although one of the guys was poorly fitted, we are a group of players closely knitted, no reason to shame him, but his fittings we'll trim, so that next time he'll be more committed!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 14:11:00 -
[153]
Originally by: Ank Myrandor Edited by: Ank Myrandor on 16/11/2007 14:09:39 Edited by: Ank Myrandor on 16/11/2007 14:03:18
Originally by: Dr Kojak The three of us were under siege, Kojak, Tassi and Damige, the overview flooded soon they were podded, no match for our prestige! Dr K
I'm crying cause my name is not above when i'm inactive I still need your love I wished i could PWN with my proud AMARR participating in a great Infod war
RL sucks ars anyway, still trying to find my soul to play, i'm still yours, so love me kojak, cause someday i will be back, active without any remorse
I love you more than you think, our hearts are connected by link, lets go on a roam and when we get home I will show you something pink!
Dr Kojak Lovedoctor |
Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 14:18:00 -
[154]
A really great fellow named Ank was cruising around for a gank, he located a barge, a target too large, cause it was a ***** to tank!
Love you Ank!
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Hertford
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 14:20:00 -
[155]
There was once a dread fitted for POS The painter was there, just because A high slot held a cloak Locking times were a joke Any worse and it would have had NOS |
Ank Myrandor
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 14:23:00 -
[156]
Edited by: Ank Myrandor on 16/11/2007 14:24:24
Originally by: Dr Kojak A really great fellow named Ank was cruising around for a gank, he located a barge, a target too large, cause it was a ***** to tank!
Love you Ank!
my vexor wasnn't enough for that barge gank at least I tried 'cause my name is Ank
but my damnation got my first hulk kill the best fight ever with tremendous thrill
your the best and only dokter of infod take me, but pls don't damage my pod
love you kojak !
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Gloomy Gus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.16 15:38:00 -
[157]
Edited by: Gloomy Gus on 16/11/2007 15:38:37 hello dot jaypeg new goon hero stands but brief cherry blossoms fall
Semper Fi,
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Farscape Hw
Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.11.16 16:03:00 -
[158]
this thread makes my head hurt, ...cant thing of a urt rhyme.
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Khayos
UK Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.16 16:05:00 -
[159]
Sorry to hijack, Your thread Kojack.
To all the Goonies that think they can rap, Sit down fellas, your lyrics are crap! So sit there and listen intensly, I'll sort your rapping out immensly!
You 'ain't got style or "flowetry" Look around kids, its about Poetry! You hang around the forums, and Jita 4-4, Pilots in local saying "LET ME OUT THE DOOR"
Rapping 'ain't cool, slick or trick. It just makes you all look stupid and thick. It 'ain't even about Black or White, Listen Goons, its not a fight!
This isn't about, in-game skills. You all been rhyming like your popping pills! So get off your rear and lose the gear, Let your rhyming flow by playing it by ear.
Once you take these ideas on board, I'm sure you'll start to hit the right chord. Because right now, your lyrics are whack, Just like your local smack. :P
Its OK, I know you don't mean too, Just like your posts, its verbal do-do! Please don't take this as a verbal attack, I just don't like you talking smack!
So Goons, whats it gonna be? Whack Raps or sweet Poetry? Take on board what I've said And lets all hope Captain Gord ain't dead.
So go away Goons and write a Poem Lets all read something worth knowin' Don't come back until your ready Until that day, I'll be in beddy!
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Ravelin Eb
Endgame.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 17:26:00 -
[160]
Edited by: Ravelin Eb on 16/11/2007 17:25:51 The sound of thunder shatters the cold silence of space, my tempest, god, death, i Upon thy bridge, i stare out at the lonely fields of rock Waiting for thy prey, He hath evade me one time, the anger consumes me. it shall be his day of reckoning, for i am justice incarnate, my tempest, god, death, me The overview shimmers and i feel the presance of the one i seek, death rushes to embrace he. The fire burns, in heart, in ship, upon thy bridge, my tempest, god, death, he.
I have no idea what i just wrote.
Signature Your signature exceeds the 400 pixel width limit allowed on the forums. -Darth Patches |
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.16 18:48:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Khayos Sorry to hijack, Your thread Kojack.
To all the Goonies that think they can rap, Sit down fellas, your lyrics are crap! So sit there and listen intensly, I'll sort your rapping out immensly!
You 'ain't got style or "flowetry" Look around kids, its about Poetry! You hang around the forums, and Jita 4-4, Pilots in local saying "LET ME OUT THE DOOR"
Rapping 'ain't cool, slick or trick. It just makes you all look stupid and thick. It 'ain't even about Black or White, Listen Goons, its not a fight!
This isn't about, in-game skills. You all been rhyming like your popping pills! So get off your rear and lose the gear, Let your rhyming flow by playing it by ear.
Once you take these ideas on board, I'm sure you'll start to hit the right chord. Because right now, your lyrics are whack, Just like your local smack. :P
Its OK, I know you don't mean too, Just like your posts, its verbal do-do! Please don't take this as a verbal attack, I just don't like you talking smack!
So Goons, whats it gonna be? Whack Raps or sweet Poetry? Take on board what I've said And lets all hope Captain Gord ain't dead.
So go away Goons and write a Poem Lets all read something worth knowin' Don't come back until your ready Until that day, I'll be in beddy!
:P
Khayos, do not feel bad, in fact your rap made me glad, lets form up a theme of poets supreme 'n' declare upon them jihad!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium |
Kagura Nikon
Minmatar MASS HOMICIDE Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.11.16 20:03:00 -
[162]
I wonder if we may ask to ISD If a poetry forum can we foresee That would be very nice from CCP Now excuse-me, I must go pee.
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Zenst
Gallente Omniscient Order Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2007.11.16 22:31:00 -
[163]
Ironicly I wrote this out of the blue about a week or so ago, polish a little bit now from typo's, but enjoy:
WAR TARGET
Sat looking at local upon this lonely stargate, A war target appears from the activate. A moment of glee at the pondering of sins. Is it a hauler? A freighter, the wait begins.
A second, a year, they all seem so certain, But time goes so long in these moments of curtains, I hold my breath still set to lock spree, My moment unfolds, he warped, what was, he.
Something small was the box but what could it be. A ceptor, a covop, what did I see, Shuttle I cry, with vent in distaste, To an audience of one, my cry holds no grace.
I ponder the loss and follow to station, Hope is still high, that he'll undock in revelation. I wait and I ponder on what could it be, A Battleship, a Cruiser, anything do me.
I wait and I glance at the time passing by, Has he died, did he refit or has his cat just gone cry, I hold and I wait, Not certain what will be, But one thing is certain, he's a target at war and I'll have him for tea..
I go hold for another. as he logged after his tea, No supper on my plate, but hope holds out for me. My wait is not long I jump with glee hast. Is it a shuttle, A ceptor, A WTF he logged the ****
I hold as I write, not certain if he'll show, Omg another, I wonder if he'll blow. A stabber appears and holds to its name, A distance it warps, No care for my fame.
I stand my position, he knows where I be, What ship, what stance, and all about his corpee. I perplex the moment and consider new tact, But that ship that just logged, he has to come back.
I wait and I hold, not certain of face, In this moment of no targets, my kills fall from grace. I hold with certain, he has to login here. What was he, who was he, War target, drink more beer.
I hold and I wait. For the target to appear, Too login, to grace, to relent upon tears, I wait and I hold, I hold and I wait. He has gone, and beaten me to bed and to plate.
I dock and then log, not killing a slug, But knowing with certain, that he shat his rug, And with that I sleep, knowingly and sound, For targets whilst sparse are like rodents, underground.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.17 16:06:00 -
[164]
Pirates I try to avoid, while mining away at this roid, I love hedbergite, all through the night, I mine to the belt becomes void.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium - the miners guild!
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Norwood Franskly
Minmatar Fleet of the Damned
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Posted - 2007.11.18 10:17:00 -
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Edited by: Norwood Franskly on 18/11/2007 10:22:25 Our alliance is camping a gate for this op I must not be late we've errected a bubble went to such trouble now all we need to do is wait
Intel comes back, enemy gangs on the way about bloody time, finally some play "but this gang is BOB" "well good thing we have such a blob" with luck we'll hold the field today
fighters are assigned ships all aligned the gate it goes hot a fight it was not No wonder nano is so maligned
2 hours later not 1 single freighter a couple of noob ship kills hardly what I'd call thrills next op we must have a rapier
Thats pretty much how it went sat on that bloody gate for hours, 1 gang came through whole time and they just nanoed straight back to the gate :(
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The Lamentress
Glenn Danzig's Mother
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Posted - 2007.11.18 10:31:00 -
[166]
Pull over, ****head, this is the cops
Originally by: Monsier Aragorn We come from CAOD to watch things here and quite frankly, no wonder why you folks don't dare to post there
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.20 08:13:00 -
[167]
Awox, the ultimate whine'a, was accusing the Church's vagina (Tassi that is), using a sweatshop, to reach to the top, it is true, it lies in China.
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Wim'sei
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.20 10:17:00 -
[168]
Yo peeps Now Here's a song about a badass pilot Captain Gordan
He was a man who made use of space and if you saw him on the offense you shoulda seen you face
CHORUS: Now he was the man He knew how to fly Until he met that fate That caused him to say goodbye
Sup peeps now listen in to the ballad of Captain Gordan
One day He fitted up His mission was clear: and he was off
CHORUS: Now he was the man He knew how to fly Until he met that fate That caused him to say goodbye
<Harmonica Bridge>
Here's a song to a courageous man Who got buried body deep here's to Captian Gordan
He'll be missed for he maybe gone but a memory of him will last a lifetime long
CHORUS: Now he was the man He may be gone but not alone He's in a better place and in our hearts he's got a home <Instrumental fade, harmonica...>
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.12.14 12:56:00 -
[169]
With Trinity being deployed, I load up my blasters with void, the graphics look great, there is no debate, when the enemy ship is destroyed.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.12.14 13:01:00 -
[170]
Edited by: Dr Kojak on 14/12/2007 13:01:47 The first ones who Trinity greeted, got their boot.ini's deleted, the quickest on the draw, drew the shortest straw, no wonder they feel cheated.
Dr Kojak
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Space Explorer
Minmatar Evil Fluffy Bunnies
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Posted - 2007.12.14 13:17:00 -
[171]
Goon forum barf commence Try to come to sence Hit your head to the wall Find they havent written anything at all Then bring don't-get-it fence
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr Nubs. Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.12.14 18:33:00 -
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Edited by: Sanka Cofie on 14/12/2007 18:36:38 wait... you're going to bring culture and civilization to EvE by rapping on the forums?
Its just a shuttle Nothing to worry about Oh no my blueprints! ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl. |
Janu Hull
Caldari Terra Incognita Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.12.14 18:47:00 -
[173]
Edited by: Janu Hull on 14/12/2007 18:54:51 Alt poster, Who art in Goonswarm, Mojitos fuzz thy brain, When the Swarm doth come, BoB be outgunned, In NOL as well as Fountain. Give us this day, our daily thread and forgive us our spamming as we forgive you who spam against us. and lead us not into threadnaughts but serve us mojitos For thine is the poastdom the random and the gloating forever and ever rAmen.
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Martin Mckenna
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.12.14 19:16:00 -
[174]
Originally by: Janu Hull Edited by: Janu Hull on 14/12/2007 18:54:51 Alt poster, Who art in Goonswarm, Mojitos fuzz thy brain, When the Swarm doth come, BoB be outgunned, In NOL as well as Fountain. Give us this day, our daily thread and forgive us our spamming as we forgive you who spam against us. and lead us not into threadnaughts but serve us mojitos For thine is the poastdom the random and the gloating forever and ever rAmen.
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