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Desiderata Fabian
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:37:00 -
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Wow, it is like Tennyson & Byron got it on while huffing Wilfred Owen's mustard gas and they had a severely brain damaged baby.
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:39:00 -
[32]
roses are red violets are blue i want to **** you with a rake
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Andnowthenews
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:46:00 -
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Edited by: Andnowthenews on 14/11/2007 19:46:08 There was a young man from jita who liked it up the sh*tter he joined the goons they all got pwnd and ended up quite bitter
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marakor
Gallente Anti Lag Forum Smackers
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Posted - 2007.11.14 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Andnowthenews Edited by: Andnowthenews on 14/11/2007 19:51:55 PRE-TITAN NERF POETRY.
There was a young man from jita who liked it up the sh*tter he joined the goons they all got pwnd and ended up quite bitter
ROFLMAO BEST SO FAR
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Jin Steele
Port Royal Independent Kontractors Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2007.11.14 20:57:00 -
[35]
This sucks The sky is blue This thread sucks too
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threeD
Amarr Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 22:13:00 -
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Edited by: threeD on 14/11/2007 22:13:35 Goonies be ware, of my peen, DONT STARE!
Try as you might, To undock and come fight as i fend you off, with my peenile delight
I see the space lines are bear, but the goony wrecks over there.
surely with 20 to one The fights yours to be done
But the church doth prevail with the goons banished to hell
We shoot whilst you plunder, Over what, i must wonder,
as you flee from our thunder and scream as we bum ya!
With the fight almost over, and the war all but begun
Kojak bellows, To the forum my son!, We must coad smack for fun!
and so,the story ends, back where it begun, with me flaunting my e-peen, amongst my mighty guns
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.14 22:29:00 -
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Edited by: Zaphod Jones on 14/11/2007 22:32:51 our examinations are very internal they keep us very fraternal but say what you may it keeps the noobs at bay with lube made of palm kernel
you may have superior numbers so awake yourselves from your slumber come pay us a visit in eo2 we lives it make sure to bring some cucumber
edited to add second
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Stakhanov
The Good Fellas
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Posted - 2007.11.14 23:15:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
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Collos Biddle
Amarr Roid Vandals Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.11.15 03:05:00 -
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War with a pen, a poetic version at best Fighting with ink and pew pew at rest. Think I will plunder all IAC I see While hiding away in the stations, they stole from me
IAC believes, that they are so grand Fighting for them as usual with goons in hand They claim victories for witch they donÆt fight But yet the stains for witch they claim Are actually chit marks not fame.
Although the goons outnumber us by 50 to 1 They have this delusion of toilet paper being fun They wipe the asse3 of their allies you see Cause with out the goons, they would be on their knees
Pandemic legion, theirs another joke Sifting through the ashes, of another mans hopes There like the plague, in vague sort of way Creeping around dark allyÆs, waiting for the prey With no direction, they hope for things to come Only to find out there days bout done.
There are so many here, that I have missed But you know who you are, you great peace of chit Wonder how many, have poded my clone So many times, I have literally taken a loan
Yes Ive been poded in the North, and in empire as well But itÆs much more fun, then just hiding in delve I admit, IÆm a miner at heart, pew pew for me is like taking a faurt Although it feels better after the release, the stink just always puts me on my knees.
IÆve reached the end of my poem, that I dedicated to you Because no matter what I have said, be it harm full or charm Living in 0.0 is honor one should earn. Thank you all, for making my time here so much fun My God bless all of you, and my poem is done
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Octaviun
Finite Horizon Synchr0nicity
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Posted - 2007.11.15 03:14:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Stakhanov
Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 07:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Steele This sucks The sky is blue This thread sucks too
The wannabe pirate Jin Steele, deserves a trip under the keel, but God forbid that this emo-kid, will be given a chance to appeal!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Qeng Nuwen
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:09:00 -
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The Church likes to have a quick gank, So not one of them fits a stiff tank, but when my Abaddon comes, they all turn and run, and I'm left by myself to ****.
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:31:00 -
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Originally by: Qeng Nuwen The Church likes to have a quick gank, So not one of them fits a stiff tank, but when my Abaddon comes, they all turn and run, and I'm left by myself to ****.
In the Church we socialize, by touching, to be more precise, yet you sit alone, rubbing your 'bone', no wonder Goons live a poor life!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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AndreasB
Gallente The Knighthawks FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 08:55:00 -
[44]
A gate, a camp, a red, a gank, a blob, come spank oh, I am back in the podcamp. --
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Dextrius
Gallente ironwood ink
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:02:00 -
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Edited by: Dextrius on 15/11/2007 09:02:44 There once was a goon that was born from a buffoon
He licked his own skid and acted like Jerry's Kid
He made friends with himself and thinks everyone is re'tar-ded
Ruin EVE? Some Goonswarm members gloat, destroy EVE Online
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Tehel Necrona
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:33:00 -
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In a capital system called RIT 25 Pandemic did sit waiting for the day RISE would come play but it was all over too quick
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Tehel Necrona
Minmatar Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:54:00 -
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Shrike was cloaked off a gate But someone was lying in wait Shrike got uncloaked and felt his heart hit his throat while served with a russian brand of hate
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Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2007.11.15 09:54:00 -
[48]
ISD-aurora alert Guacamole Rainbow is Blue-15 Actual contact T20 before removing the goods rendezvous at the henhouse before hauling to Delve end transmission
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Devoras2
Amarr KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:02:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Devoras2 on 15/11/2007 11:02:35 What I just came up with in a hurry.
KIAEddz the dancer the singer never played footie as a great winger. But when he screams you nubtard you w*nker you always know he is a great leader and suicide tanker.
Yipeh KIA Mother Fecker!
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Skelator
Stronghold corp The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:04:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Lucre Roses are red Violets are blue Shot them both anyway Bugged overview...
We have a WINNER \o/ Yes you win the Threads first prize Dinner
Our Knights/GhostFleet are available for small honorable contracts.
Phasmatis Velox Equitatus
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Coes
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:05:00 -
[51]
Dr. Kojack reeks of hate, From the Goons and their recent playdate, So he sits at home, Sucking some chrome, Wondering with which hand to masterbate!
Pew-Pew, Wrecks, Die, My scorpian goes boom, My pod safe on dock.
Towards the stars we look, On boosters we are hooked, Grinding our teeth, Concord we hope not to meet.
Going to church has always been a ball, Listening to Bible Dave preach it all, But those days are done, We live by the gun, And hope that God takes pity.
That was fun!
♥ Kojack
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Calliphora Vomitoria
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:17:00 -
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Consumed
A corpse of burnt flesh incrusted Dribling badgers and runny musterd
A frieghter of goods alone in travel Revenge infected with angry mamels Concord blob, anrgy police Grab wildy for a black n white fleese Large ships of enemy all around Stay cloaked withought a sound
Burp uncloak and buble the mess Yump around jam mindy Stressed Just one bone from BackDoor Dropped But this bone for size cant be topped
Eat hobbits and bobbits and goonies too Just becarful how u chew
Now then now then the last pormblem unfold What to be done with no corpse to hold
Pod urself and return to that spot Hold ur breath and eat the lot the end
ps its a mint sauce before the mods get me
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: Coes Dr. Kojack reeks of hate, From the Goons and their recent playdate, So he sits at home, Sucking some chrome, Wondering with which hand to masterbate!
Pew-Pew, Wrecks, Die, My scorpian goes boom, My pod safe on dock.
Towards the stars we look, On boosters we are hooked, Grinding our teeth, Concord we hope not to meet.
Going to church has always been a ball, Listening to Bible Dave preach it all, But those days are done, We live by the gun, And hope that God takes pity.
That was fun!
♥ Kojack
It's an honour to have TNT, camping this post here with me, the time has been long, but now you're back strong; are you better? I guess we will see!
Great to see Alcatraz again!
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munchy
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:42:00 -
[54]
Russians are bastards to fight They'll engage you with all of their might Dont bring super caps in They'll end up in the bin Cos their dictors are already in sight
bah im no poet, but this thread is wicked, Kojak 4tw ---
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munchy
Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.11.15 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Kojak
Originally by: Coes Dr. Kojack reeks of hate, From the Goons and their recent playdate, So he sits at home, Sucking some chrome, Wondering with which hand to masterbate!
Pew-Pew, Wrecks, Die, My scorpian goes boom, My pod safe on dock.
Towards the stars we look, On boosters we are hooked, Grinding our teeth, Concord we hope not to meet.
Going to church has always been a ball, Listening to Bible Dave preach it all, But those days are done, We live by the gun, And hope that God takes pity.
That was fun!
♥ Kojack
It's an honour to have TNT, camping this post here with me, the time has been long, but now you're back strong; are you better? I guess we will see!
Great to see Alcatraz again!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
We're not full strength yet But i'll Place you a bet When we're done building up We'll come kick it up In E02 if thats where you're set ---
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Dr Kojak
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 12:02:00 -
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Edited by: Dr Kojak on 15/11/2007 12:02:27
Originally by: munchy
Originally by: Dr Kojak
It's an honour to have TNT, camping this post here with me, the time has been long, but now you're back strong; are you better? I guess we will see!
We're not full strength yet But i'll Place you a bet When we're done building up We'll come kick it up In E02 if thats where you're set
E02 is where we thrive, waiting for you to arrive, so gather your gear, and come over here, you probably will not survive!
Dr Kojak Infinitus Odium
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Joram McRory
Caldari Darwin With Attitude oooh Shiny
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:38:00 -
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There once were some mates called ooh shiny Whose span of attention was tiny They got into a battle Were distracted by cattle And died before killing their primary
Joram
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Heliocon
Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:55:00 -
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An epic thread To bad there's no head When this thread is done and the forums are bum it will continue in game instead!
Hostiles are red Allies are blue When i see you on overview all i think is pew pew!
There once was a goon from kentucket he was a bit of a muppet he got ganked by the church and read this plain verse and converted to protestantism instead!
Epic thread guys ^^
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Zaphod Jones
Minmatar Infinitus Odium The Church.
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:57:00 -
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i feel we need some mod/dev input...
a mod known as Huitzilopochtli Tlaloc was he with forum prowess for all to see we cant pronounce his name its only him to blame so known as "hutch" he will always be
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ISD Valorem
Amarr ISD STAR
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Posted - 2007.11.15 14:59:00 -
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Some of these are really excellent
Please remember that as the forums are teen rated that we need to keep things fairly clean.
Now back to great poems
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