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Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox
Low-Class
342
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Posted - 2015.04.07 10:10:01 -
[144421] - Quote
This thread is like a neutral ground, a watering hole in the desert. Here we all, so different, can sit together in harmony for a short while and share a sweet like.
And the holy herb!
Peace  |
Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
606
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Posted - 2015.04.07 10:13:23 -
[144422] - Quote
Jade Blackwind wrote:This thread is like a neutral ground, a watering hole in the desert. Here we all, so different, can sit together in harmony for a short while and share a sweet like. Peace
lol feck off you black, minmatar slave!
Just kidding. ^_^
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
26435
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Posted - 2015.04.07 10:21:13 -
[144423] - Quote
Welcome Jade.
Yep, pretty much. There's no other thread on the forums where you can just shitpost and chat with no defined topic. No other thread where everyone is (mostly sometimes) nice to each other and just relaxing. The likes are just a bonus.
It's been described as the forum equivalent of a chatroom.
It's been described as the forum equivalent of a 24/7 EVE podcast.
It's been described as an "8 gig atrocity" by one Dev, and "a lovely thread" by another.
Pull up a chair and enjoy a glass of warm water and free Banana. Thread is kinda quiet recently with numerous regulars semi-awayish or missing or stuff.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
Jack Miton > everyone knows im the best dusette
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -ér-à-ò-é -ôew, -ôear none, -òave yo-àr love -ôor only one.
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miiral
10713
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Posted - 2015.04.07 10:26:06 -
[144424] - Quote
...or stuff, but still here ;)
li'l things about miiral...GÅÄ
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
609
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Posted - 2015.04.07 10:37:27 -
[144425] - Quote
Candi LeMew wrote:Welcome Jade.
Yep, pretty much. There's no other thread on the forums where you can just shitpost and chat with no defined topic. No other thread where everyone is (mostly sometimes) nice to each other and just relaxing. The likes are just a bonus.
It's been described as the forum equivalent of a chatroom.
It's been described as the forum equivalent of a 24/7 EVE podcast.
It's been described as an "8 gig atrocity" by one Dev, and "a lovely thread" by another.
Pull up a chair and enjoy a glass of warm water and free Banana. Thread is kinda quiet recently with numerous regulars semi-awayish or missing or stuff.
If you happen to get pregnant ...
... will you produce banana milk?
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
26436
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Posted - 2015.04.07 10:43:24 -
[144426] - Quote
Eve Solecist wrote:If you happen to get pregnant ...
... will you produce banana milk?
Not something I've ever thought about, honestly.
Doubt I'll ever need to. I'm just an assistant. Producing the next generation of Dusette's is Boss's burden.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
Jack Miton > everyone knows im the best dusette
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -ér-à-ò-é -ôew, -ôear none, -òave yo-àr love -ôor only one.
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
610
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Posted - 2015.04.07 10:53:13 -
[144427] - Quote
Candi LeMew wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:If you happen to get pregnant ...
... will you produce banana milk? Not something I've ever thought about, honestly. Doubt I'll ever need to. I'm just an assistant. Producing the next generation of Dusette's is Boss's burden.
But... but... I like banana milk. :(
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
616
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:10:45 -
[144428] - Quote
lol I killed the thread with that.
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Arkady Vachon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
1151
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:12:36 -
[144429] - Quote
I pick up my voodoo gri gris and cast necromancy on this thread...
also, never had banana milk...almond milk I had...it was nuts.
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
26441
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:15:40 -
[144430] - Quote
Eve Solecist wrote:lol I killed the thread with that.
Still lurking. 
Just busy with work, meanwhile trying to activate a new mobile wifi modem because my phone is ******, so that at least I'll still have internet over these coming nights at work and can continue putting my next blog together.
Gonna be another bumper size edition. 
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
Jack Miton > everyone knows im the best dusette
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -ér-à-ò-é -ôew, -ôear none, -òave yo-àr love -ôor only one.
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
98393
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:16:58 -
[144431] - Quote
My coffee maker is dead.
After years of loyal service, it has passed.
Morning LAGLeers o/ I weep for my loss.
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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Kensa Katana
Division 13
Anoikis Ronin
176
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:19:01 -
[144432] - Quote
Morning Uncle Randy o/
RIP. Hope you have other coffee-options?
Candi LeMew wrote:Gonna be another bumper size edition.
Ohh ohh .. do I get a mention??
µä¢ -+en-òar-à
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
630
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:20:11 -
[144433] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:My coffee maker is dead.
After years of loyal service, it has passed.
Morning LAGLeers o/ I weep for my loss.
I hope your loved one finds a peacefull afterlife....
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1455
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:21:01 -
[144434] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:I want to give Blessed Thanks to everyone who supported me in this horrific event in my life of having to live without my personal body slave for a week. Your kindness and your love and understanding will be remembered by the Amarrian empire as we crush our enemies out of existence.
And for those handing flyers to my slaves to get them to revolt, may your soul burn in everlasting fire from a Vengeful God, and may you realize your Satan Spawned Error as the power and might of Our Loving Empress Jamyl Who Wields the Flaming Sword of Righteousness crushes your evil wretchedness from the spaceways of New Eden forever.
In other words, no shoes for you.
Why, thank you, Gaellia!
I do believe that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
26449
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:23:08 -
[144435] - Quote
Kensa Katana wrote:Morning Uncle Randy o/ RIP. Hope you have other coffee-options? Candi LeMew wrote:Gonna be another bumper size edition. Ohh ohh .. do I get a mention??
Yes.
Right at the end ... probably.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
Jack Miton > everyone knows im the best dusette
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -ér-à-ò-é -ôew, -ôear none, -òave yo-àr love -ôor only one.
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
98393
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:23:35 -
[144436] - Quote
Fortunately, the staff lounge has the ever present BunnGäó coffee maker. I quick run upstairs has made the world right with me. I also have a carafe to hold the contents.
Now, I shall mourn the loss of my beloved Mr. Coffee.
I've had this machine for 5 years. Thats 35 in coffee pot years.
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
640
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:30:41 -
[144437] - Quote
Should have tried a woman.
The advantages over a machine are that you can actually teach her
to make perfect coffee and you can configure her much better.
Like, if you drink real coffee from a filter machine,
a woman is able to dosage coffee much better than any machine.
And if you want it different you only have to tell her.
She understands simple commands like "add cinnamon"
without training right from the get go.
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
34413
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:37:55 -
[144438] - Quote
Arkady Vachon wrote:hotline to her brain to pipe in any stuff they want.
( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦)
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! Join the fight!
I am a cat.
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
34413
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:39:12 -
[144439] - Quote
miiral wrote:...or stuff, but still here ;)
many stuff.
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! Join the fight!
I am a cat.
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
652
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:39:39 -
[144440] - Quote
And they don't break as easily.
Average lifetime of a woman is several decades,
so you can be sure that you are properly set up for most of your life.
If she ever complains, simply threaten her with replacement!
A woman who doesn't understand that a man needs a backup plan
in case she fails is a woman who does not care about your needs at all.
Such selfishness should be avoided at all costs!
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
34413
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:40:16 -
[144441] - Quote
Arkady Vachon wrote:I pick up my voodoo gri gris and cast necromancy on this thread...
also, never had banana milk...almond milk I had...it was nuts.
I have learned over the years that this thread is completely immune to voodoo.
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! Join the fight!
I am a cat.
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
34413
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:41:15 -
[144442] - Quote
Random McNally wrote:My coffee maker is dead.
After years of loyal service, it has passed.
Morning LAGLeers o/ I weep for my loss.
F
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! Join the fight!
I am a cat.
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
652
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:42:22 -
[144443] - Quote
BUT THE BEST PART IS HER REPLICATING MECHANISM!
AND IT'S FUN, TOO!
Not only do you get to have fun with her,
she can virtually guarantee you life long supply with coffeemakers!
It's brilliant!
Order your woman today!
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Dani Dusette
Isogen 5
6274
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Posted - 2015.04.07 12:02:24 -
[144444] - Quote
Boop.
Mizhir: "Dani Dusette, Best Dusette"
Samoth Egnoled: "Make sure you turn yourself often and bathe in your own juices."
ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?"
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
23497
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Posted - 2015.04.07 12:03:25 -
[144445] - Quote
Eve Solecist wrote:BUT THE BEST PART IS HER REPLICATING MECHANISM!
AND IT'S FUN, TOO!
Not only do you get to have fun with her,
she can virtually guarantee you life long supply with coffeemakers!
It's brilliant!
Order your woman today! Make sure you read the fine print, generally what's yours is hers, and what's hers is her own.
TL;DR she might do a runner with all of your stuff.
[offtopic]I found the perfect gif for how some GD posters feel after being owned by the ISD team[/offtopic]
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Eve Solecist
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
675
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Posted - 2015.04.07 12:07:12 -
[144446] - Quote
OMG RAGING DONALD FTW!
This one is one of my better posts. You should see the others ....
"I've tried to give up making sexual innuendos. But it's hard, so hard." -RoAnnon
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Hengle Teron
Just Another Corp XIV
45037
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Posted - 2015.04.07 12:31:22 -
[144447] - Quote
Eve Solecist wrote:BUT THE BEST PART IS HER REPLICATING MECHANISM!
AND IT'S FUN, TOO!
Not only do you get to have fun with her,
she can virtually guarantee you life long supply with coffeemakers!
It's brilliant!
Order your woman today!
that's a *cough* interesting point of view. |
Black Panpher
Ganja Inc
3029
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Posted - 2015.04.07 13:08:05 -
[144448] - Quote
Back to the grind -.- |
Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
98409
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Posted - 2015.04.07 13:30:06 -
[144449] - Quote
Eve Solecist wrote:BUT THE BEST PART IS HER REPLICATING MECHANISM!
AND IT'S FUN, TOO!
Not only do you get to have fun with her,
she can virtually guarantee you life long supply with coffeemakers!
It's brilliant!
Order your woman today!
I ordered mine 24 years ago. Gave it a 3 year test drive before committing to purchase.
I feel it was a good decision.
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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Random McNally
The Vendunari
End of Life
98409
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Posted - 2015.04.07 13:30:58 -
[144450] - Quote
Arkady Vachon wrote:I pick up my voodoo gri gris and cast necromancy on this thread...
Any chance it works on coffee pots?
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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