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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 12:37:00 -
[331]
 Originally by: Local Her0
Edited by: Local Her0 on 07/03/2008 12:22:59
Originally by: General Windypops
Let me spell it out for you, since you're clearly struggling to keep up.
- Goons are famously bad at PVP
- Goons are a member of a larger group called 'The Coalition' which has sworn to bring destruction to BoB
- 'The Coalition' contains some alliances that are famously good at PVP
- To repeat point 1, Goons are still famously bad at PVP
oO awesome, we are back on topic, well done windy, now if you yould be so kind and aswer my question, that would be great. yours truly.
Find a grown up, get them to explain it to you, and stop spamming this thread with nonsense.
PS - it's "answer" not "aswer".
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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Local Her0
Minmatar
La Mancha Corp
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Posted - 2008.03.07 13:00:00 -
[332]
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Local Her0
Edited by: Local Her0 on 07/03/2008 12:22:59
Originally by: General Windypops
Let me spell it out for you, since you're clearly struggling to keep up.
- Goons are famously bad at PVP
- Goons are a member of a larger group called 'The Coalition' which has sworn to bring destruction to BoB
- 'The Coalition' contains some alliances that are famously good at PVP
- To repeat point 1, Goons are still famously bad at PVP
oO awesome, we are back on topic, well done windy, now if you yould be so kind and aswer my question, that would be great. yours truly.
Find a grown up, get them to explain it to you, and stop spamming this thread with nonsense.
PS - it's "answer" not "aswer".
how does it matter if its aswer or answer if you don't giveth to me anyway?
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Rudi Storm
SGL
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Posted - 2008.03.07 13:28:00 -
[333]
Originally by: Nekumi
It's more a question of how many ants can you safely fend off. One hardly seems like a challenge and 10000000 certainly might be overkill but can you still deal with 50000 safely. I guess if you hide in your attic with as many cans of RAID as you can find you might be able to hold them off until they forget about you and go ride bikes while you turn into a tiger who might be wounded but was still a tiger and I think that might have been a reference to wanting to dress up in a fursuit but I don't think that would help fighting ants. I don't really like the ants reference either and would recommend you go with bees from now on because it is an analogy people can get behind oh and bears because we like bears especially when the bears can fire bees out of their mouth.
A bear dressed in red spewing small annoying bees goes after a wounded tiger, when all of a sudden from up above an eagle with a +NANO½ sign under his wings comes flying towards the bear.
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Keerie Jeanmot
Gallente
Bloodveil
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:06:00 -
[334]
Edited by: Keerie Jeanmot on 07/03/2008 14:07:03
Originally by: WowZilla
Why the wall of text posts?
It takes greater skill and intelligence to make a point in a 100 words than it does to make the same point in a 1000 words. I was tempted to write TL;DR on some recent rambling reports I got issued to me at work.
Jade - Please provide an executive summary for your issues and you may get a better response. Some of us are busy bees y'know!
kthxbye
Good answer. I think that what Jade can't understand is that some people have to work, and tl;dr shows that we have more to do with our time. But Jade can afford the wall of texts, what does he know about real life after all?
tl;dr is what you deserve Jade. You impress no one, you're irrelevant.
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:09:00 -
[335]
Edited by: General Windypops on 07/03/2008 14:09:48
Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
tl;dr is what you deserve Jade. You impress no one, you're irrelevant.
So how come you're all replying to her non stop? You're too busy and important to read a post, yet you somehow miraculously have time to make a post about the fact that you're too busy to read the post that you didn't read (because you were too busy).
Basically, you just couldn't think of an intelligent answer, and it's easy to attack someone's person than their argument.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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Marko Zhang
Destructive Flatulence
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:13:00 -
[336]
Originally by: General Windypops
Well TBH Skullduggery Inc haven't lost a single fleet battle yet
Technically, being a one man alt corp, Skullduggery Inc doesn't have any fleets to lose.
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THE WOUNDED TIGER IS DE TIGER BEFORE IT IS WOUNDED
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:15:00 -
[337]
Originally by: Marko Zhang
Originally by: General Windypops
Well TBH Skullduggery Inc haven't lost a single fleet battle yet
Technically, being a one man alt corp, Skullduggery Inc doesn't have any fleets to lose.
Wow, you're quick... I love it when people feel the need to spell out ironic posts.
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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Keerie Jeanmot
Gallente
Bloodveil
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:26:00 -
[338]
Edited by: Keerie Jeanmot on 07/03/2008 14:26:22
Originally by: General Windypops
So how come you're all replying to her non stop?
First of all, it's him not her. Second of all, it's not a reply to his non-sense it's a perpetuation of a culture tl;dr when we expect something more from a game forum instead of his generated walls of text without arguments.
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Rudi Storm
SGL
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:33:00 -
[339]
Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
when we expect something more from a game forum instead of his generated walls of text without arguments.
Guess one liners from Goons fit your taste. Thank god not all of us have the same taste.
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General Windypops
Skullduggery Inc
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:36:00 -
[340]
Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
It's not a reply to his non-sense it's a perpetuation of a culture tl;dr when we expect something more from a game forum.
If you're only capable of reading one sentence posts then why not stick to the goonfleet forums?
~-= Winner of the COAD Buns of Steel award, 2006 and 2007 =-~
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Nekumi
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:38:00 -
[341]
Originally by: General Windypops
Edited by: General Windypops on 07/03/2008 14:09:48
Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
tl;dr is what you deserve Jade. You impress no one, you're irrelevant.
So how come you're all replying to her non stop? You're too busy and important to read a post, yet you somehow miraculously have time to make a post about the fact that you're too busy to read the post that you didn't read (because you were too busy).
Basically, you just couldn't think of an intelligent answer, and it's easy to attack someone's person than their argument.
Probably the same reason people reply to you. 
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Nekumi
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:39:00 -
[342]
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
It's not a reply to his non-sense it's a perpetuation of a culture tl;dr when we expect something more from a game forum.
If you're only capable of reading one sentence posts then why not stick to the goonfleet forums?
It's terrible there though, trust me. 
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Keerie Jeanmot
Gallente
Bloodveil
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Posted - 2008.03.07 14:41:00 -
[343]
Originally by: Nekumi
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
It's not a reply to his non-sense it's a perpetuation of a culture tl;dr when we expect something more from a game forum.
If you're only capable of reading one sentence posts then why not stick to the goonfleet forums?
It's terrible there though, trust me.
More entertaining!
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Miss Anthropy
The Greater Goon
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.07 16:41:00 -
[344]
Originally by: General Windypops
If you're only capable of reading one sentence posts then why not stick to the goonfleet forums?
Viscous lies. I've seen paragraphs there! Sometimes with text too.
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Marko Zhang
Destructive Flatulence
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Posted - 2008.03.07 16:45:00 -
[345]
Originally by: Miss Anthropy
Originally by: General Windypops
If you're only capable of reading one sentence posts then why not stick to the goonfleet forums?
Viscous lies. I've seen paragraphs there! Sometimes with text too.
I just look at the pictures
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THE WOUNDED TIGER IS DE TIGER BEFORE IT IS WOUNDED
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Yggdrassill Yeltsin
The Greater Goon
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.07 18:11:00 -
[346]
And now the time has come for Goatse
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Reem Fairchild
Minmatar
Military Industrial Research
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Posted - 2008.03.07 18:53:00 -
[347]
Originally by: Yggdrassill Yeltsin
And now the time has come for Goatse
No, 2 girls 1 cup.
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Revan Neferis
Amarr
Bloodveil
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Posted - 2008.03.07 19:15:00 -
[348]
As Gen M. Gray said:
"Communications without intelligence is noise; intelligence
without communications is irrelevant."
Taking all replies here, including tl;dr ; walls of text ; spams; arguments of arguments that were never arguments to start with... well, it resumes.
Originally by: ISD BH Eshtir
Ps.: I also know its hard to RP whith a Cyno Jammer.
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Dangerously Cheesey
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.07 19:43:00 -
[349]
tl;dr the meatgrinder is grinding.
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Miss Anthropy
The Greater Goon
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.07 20:16:00 -
[350]
Originally by: Reem Fairchild
Originally by: Yggdrassill Yeltsin
And now the time has come for Goatse
No, 2 girls 1 cup.
No, 2 girls 1 goatse.
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Cursive
Ars ex Discordia
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.07 21:19:00 -
[351]
This thread sucks.
Thread tl;dr:
1) Non-Goons say Goons suck at everything and are annoying.
2) Goons agree.
3) Non-Goons counter with Goons suck at everything and are annoying.
4) Goons agree and call Non-Goons pant-on-head-wearing seal clubbers.
5) Repeat.
Lock this thread already.
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TMaxximus
Vindaloo Ring Burners
Antesignani Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.10 19:51:00 -
[352]
looks like it may be time to get out of Eve and get a real life back!
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Princess Jodi
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.03.10 21:42:00 -
[353]
In John Stienbeck's The Grapes of Wrath, an entire chapter is devoted to a turtle crossing the road.
Now, you can argue over whether this copious use of text was literary genius or a waste of paper, but the consensus among the literate of the world is that it was literary genius.
So while I may occasionally be dissapointed about reading a long post, I'm usually happy that I did. At least I can get the proper gist if the argument and make up my own mind.
From that perspective, the reply of 'TL;DR' conjures up an image of a spoiled six-year old screaming 'Instant Gratification Takes Too Much Time!'
Note: General Windypants, correct my spelling and run me off 3 copies of this, m'kay? Oh, and shave your legs.
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Mr Reeth
Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2008.03.11 02:52:00 -
[354]
Originally by: Princess Jodi
In John Stienbeck's The Grapes of Wrath, an entire chapter is devoted to a turtle crossing the road.
Now, you can argue over whether this copious use of text was literary genius or a waste of paper, but the consensus among the literate of the world is that it was literary genius.
So while I may occasionally be dissapointed about reading a long post, I'm usually happy that I did. At least I can get the proper gist if the argument and make up my own mind.
From that perspective, the reply of 'TL;DR' conjures up an image of a spoiled six-year old screaming 'Instant Gratification Takes Too Much Time!'
Note: General Windypants, correct my spelling and run me off 3 copies of this, m'kay? Oh, and shave your legs.
You make a good case for long posts.
But by your logic I could reply to a thread about Harbinger fittings like so.
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Would you applaud this post? e. e. cummings is considered a genius as well is he not? What you seem to be missing is this forum is not a novel, poem or and other such work of literary art. These forums, with the exception of eve library, are not for art. They are for discussion and debate. That is their purpose. In conversation that is meant to communicate an idea it is important to be succinct. Using obscure, oversized words, writing at such length that the reader becomes bored or writing over the heads of your readersà IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE. It is an ôepic failö if youÆll forgive my use of ôinternets speak.ö
I am much smarter than my older brother. HeÆs dumb as a post. When I was in elementary school I used to use words he didnÆt know and he would get frustrated and ask, ôWhy canÆt you talk like a normal person?ö To which I would say, ôItÆs not my fault youÆre stupid.ö This went on for a few years until one day my mother asked me a question, ôIf youÆre so smart why are you the one unable to make yourself understood? The only reason to use those big words when talking to your bother is to make yourself feel good at his expense.ö After that I stopped talking in ways that I knew people wouldnÆt understand.
So I ask Jadeà If youÆre so smart why is it you are the one having so much trouble being understood?
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Zorlag
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.11 05:54:00 -
[355]
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Keerie Jeanmot
It's not a reply to his non-sense it's a perpetuation of a culture tl;dr when we expect something more from a game forum.
If you're only capable of reading one sentence posts then why not stick to the goonfleet forums?
this is a
threeeeead
this is the
besst threeeeead
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Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.03.11 15:31:00 -
[356]
Originally by: Mr Reeth
So I ask Jadeà If youÆre so smart why is it you are the one having so much trouble being understood?
What makes you think I'm having trouble being understood? As far as I'm aware I'm understood perfectly by the target audience I care about. Seriously, if I wanted to talk to people that communicate only in throwaway one-liners I'd speak in throwaway one-liners. Since I'm using full sentences and detailed paragraphs you can draw you own conclusions as to whom I'm addressing.
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Yorda
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.11 15:35:00 -
[357]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Mr Reeth
So I ask Jade… If you’re so smart why is it you are the one having so much trouble being understood?
What makes you think I'm having trouble being understood? As far as I'm aware I'm understood perfectly by the target audience I care about. Seriously, if I wanted to talk to people that communicate only in throwaway one-liners I'd speak in throwaway one-liners. Since I'm using full sentences and detailed paragraphs you can draw you own conclusions as to whom I'm addressing.
No one that reads CAOD?
Originally by: nlewis
jammers are the meatshield [Bob] wish their pets were
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Lionel Richie
The Commodores
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Posted - 2008.03.11 15:40:00 -
[358]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Mr Reeth
So I ask Jadeà If youÆre so smart why is it you are the one having so much trouble being understood?
What makes you think I'm having trouble being understood? As far as I'm aware I'm understood perfectly by the target audience I care about. Seriously, if I wanted to talk to people that communicate only in throwaway one-liners I'd speak in throwaway one-liners. Since I'm using full sentences and detailed paragraphs you can draw you own conclusions as to whom I'm addressing.
One wall of text deserves another....
You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend *****! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, ****head!
Yeah, *****, school in summertime! Open your ******* ears mother******* ***** I'll pop your ***** ass!
Yeah, *****! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that ****** swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga ***** **** damn!
Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! *****! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding.
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Cursive
Ars ex Discordia
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.11 21:40:00 -
[359]
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Mr Reeth
So I ask Jadeà If youÆre so smart why is it you are the one having so much trouble being understood?
What makes you think I'm having trouble being understood? As far as I'm aware I'm understood perfectly by the target audience I care about. Seriously, if I wanted to talk to people that communicate only in throwaway one-liners I'd speak in throwaway one-liners. Since I'm using full sentences and detailed paragraphs you can draw you own conclusions as to whom I'm addressing.
You know what's funny about this statement? The fact that you primarily "talk to" the very people you say you are not talking to. Get some new content, nobody believes you when you use the "Goons are pop-culture plagiarizing morons and I refuse to communicate with such people" line. The only thing you do on CAOD is write epically long trolls to Goons. Like it or not, you are in fact "talking to such people."
If you were really above it you would shove off of CAOD, but you haven't yet and give no indication that you will so troll on, just use something new already.
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Platinum Sapphire
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Posted - 2008.03.13 08:34:00 -
[360]
Is it just me, or do others think that whenever Jade posts ISD should insert subtitles for the rest of us...
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