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Commander TwoGirl	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:29:00 - [1] IÆve been playing EVE for quite some time (despite the age of this character), and IÆve really come to enjoy the awesome universe that CCP has created. The backstory, the ships, the depth of everything and the player alliances are all pretty damn unique in the MMO world, lag or not. As such I would like to see CCP (and my) investment safe and sound, but my confidence in the ability for CCP to do this has been reduced somewhat after reading this article. In short, there is one security consideration that as far as I am aware has never been satisfactorily addressed. The threat of a Zombie Incursion. Before I go on, I feel that I should discuss the natural and man-made anti-undead measures: CCP Headquarters û Reykjavik, Iceland Advantages: Self-Sufficince û Iceland can produce much of its own energy, reducing the impact of a global societal collapse Geographical Isolation û The fact that Iceland is a small landmass whose only entrances are by air or sea makes it less likely to be swamped by zombies (assuming the underlying virus does not spread beforehand) Cold Climate û Zombies are hampered by extreme cold, as they lack the ability to regulate their body temperature. In addition, viral entities are hampered by cold Low Population û The low population density can prevent zombie concentrations from reaching the critical mass at which the military can no longer contain them Beer û The popularity of bear means the unpopularity of water, and viral agents cannot easily survive in beer but can easily survive in water Disadvantages: The Capital û Capital cities are more vulnerable to zombie infestations, possibly due to concentration of government administration that breeds panic and confusion when locally threatened Limited Local Food Sources û Iceland must import much of their food from other nations, increasing the likelihood that viral agents or zombies could cross via sea Limited Military û The Icelandic military hasnÆt really won any wars lately, have they? CCP Server Location û London, England Advantages Easy Fortification û Server buildings are geographically simple, making them easy to barricade Ample Supplies û Supplies of food and ammunition are never far away Powerful Military û The british military is quite competent, allowing them to deal with a Zombie Infestation well Disadvantages Population Center û London is a highly populated and dense city, leading to massive zombie hoards that are difficult to contain and barricade against Extensive Ventiliation û Servers require lots of cooling, making them vulnerable to airborne viruses and power outages IT Employees û IT employees are known for being physically weak and relatively timid during the daylight, which can be a problem considering that zombies are most active at night Keeping the space-lanes free since 2007.
Commander TwoGirl	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:29:00 - [2] IÆve been playing EVE for quite some time (despite the age of this character), and IÆve really come to enjoy the awesome universe that CCP has created. The backstory, the ships, the depth of everything and the player alliances are all pretty damn unique in the MMO world, lag or not. As such I would like to see CCP (and my) investment safe and sound, but my confidence in the ability for CCP to do this has been reduced somewhat after reading this article. In short, there is one security consideration that as far as I am aware has never been satisfactorily addressed. The threat of a Zombie Incursion. Before I go on, I feel that I should discuss the natural and man-made anti-undead measures: CCP Headquarters û Reykjavik, Iceland Advantages: Self-Sufficince û Iceland can produce much of its own energy, reducing the impact of a global societal collapse Geographical Isolation û The fact that Iceland is a small landmass whose only entrances are by air or sea makes it less likely to be swamped by zombies (assuming the underlying virus does not spread beforehand) Cold Climate û Zombies are hampered by extreme cold, as they lack the ability to regulate their body temperature. In addition, viral entities are hampered by cold Low Population û The low population density can prevent zombie concentrations from reaching the critical mass at which the military can no longer contain them Beer û The popularity of bear means the unpopularity of water, and viral agents cannot easily survive in beer but can easily survive in water Disadvantages: The Capital û Capital cities are more vulnerable to zombie infestations, possibly due to concentration of government administration that breeds panic and confusion when locally threatened Limited Local Food Sources û Iceland must import much of their food from other nations, increasing the likelihood that viral agents or zombies could cross via sea Limited Military û The Icelandic military hasnÆt really won any wars lately, have they? CCP Server Location û London, England Advantages Easy Fortification û Server buildings are geographically simple, making them easy to barricade Ample Supplies û Supplies of food and ammunition are never far away Powerful Military û The british military is quite competent, allowing them to deal with a Zombie Infestation well Disadvantages Population Center û London is a highly populated and dense city, leading to massive zombie hoards that are difficult to contain and barricade against Extensive Ventiliation û Servers require lots of cooling, making them vulnerable to airborne viruses and power outages IT Employees û IT employees are known for being physically weak and relatively timid during the daylight, which can be a problem considering that zombies are most active at night Keeping the space-lanes free since 2007.
Commander TwoGirl	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:30:00 - [3] CCP has serious security issues when it comes to protecting their HQ and Servers against a potential zombie infestation û an issue that is very relevant to me considering the investment I intend to make in this game and this character (well, my main at least). Zombies are a reality even if a remote one, and if they do not take the time to protect themselves than I cannot continue to play, as I cannot be confident that my effort would be lost in a single grisly night of terror. A certain other game has gone out of their way to ensure that their employees and players are well-informed regarding the threat of unlife, and while I know that CCP does not have the budget or developer time that Blizzard does this is an incredibly important issue that needs to be addressed. Thoughts? Keeping the space-lanes free since 2007.
Commander TwoGirl	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:30:00 - [4] CCP has serious security issues when it comes to protecting their HQ and Servers against a potential zombie infestation û an issue that is very relevant to me considering the investment I intend to make in this game and this character (well, my main at least). Zombies are a reality even if a remote one, and if they do not take the time to protect themselves than I cannot continue to play, as I cannot be confident that my effort would be lost in a single grisly night of terror. A certain other game has gone out of their way to ensure that their employees and players are well-informed regarding the threat of unlife, and while I know that CCP does not have the budget or developer time that Blizzard does this is an incredibly important issue that needs to be addressed. Thoughts? Keeping the space-lanes free since 2007.
C1yde	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:36:00 - [5] Your Loco in the Coco Everyone knows the hamsters have been trained for this eventuality. *This is the end, my friend*
C1yde	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:36:00 - [6] Your Loco in the Coco Everyone knows the hamsters have been trained for this eventuality. *This is the end, my friend*
MyOwnSling RONA Corporation RONA Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:50:00 - [7] Originally by: C1yde hamsters ------------- Stop whining. Originally by: Puupuu dude... your face...
Nicholai Stropkov University of Caille	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:51:00 - [8] I received this picture of CCP employees just a couple of days ago that confirms the zombie infestation in Reykjavfk.
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.04.04 18:55:00 - [9] Tarminic, is that you? Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Haelie Lee The Six Demon Pact	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:01:00 - [10] It's about time someone addressed this important topic There have been entirely too many threads dealing with frivolous topics on these forums...


CCP Chronotis C C P	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:04:00 - [11] There is also other benefits which protect our headquarters. In summer we have over 23 hours of daylight, this helps thwart any plans at an invasion until the winter where they will then be hampered by ice and snow. Our isolation also serves us as their is much less migration and it is easy to lock down our airspace fast and patrol the sea for any drifters where the current and prevailing winds also assists us in narrowing down our search pattern to the west atlantic mostly when out on zombie ship patrols. Whilst the food sources are limited they are sustainable albeit with much more limited choices, however in light of a zombie apocalypse, we would prefer survival at the cost of not having too much imported food which indeed carries the risk of infection. Talking of infection, there are few migratory species which may well be at risk from birds to whales. These will of course be screened to see whether or not they can be vectors for any spread of the disease in the food chain. Also, whilst Icelands military is not numerous, they are a hardy folk who along with local citizens can be formed into an elite zombie fighting unit. This is aided by CCP and its staffs long term training and expertise in both strategy, planning, tactics and management which will allow us to direct and spearhead icelands response after the apocalypse. The servers in London can be run remotely as long as their is power and a connection. If necessary we would establish links via satellite to maintain a feed on the station and source local power by installing a tubular solid oxide fuel cell in the structure to help power Tranquility long after the national grid dies. Should London become an issue where national grid power infrastructure degrades and quickly deactivates we will conduct a large scale operation to secure the servers and move them to iceland where they will be relocated to a secure facility.

Jabezhane Space Otters Corp	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:04:00 - [12] Hmmm did someone recently get the Zombie Survival guide book recently too? Funnily enough I got it given to me yesterday for my birthday.
Siddy Paisti Paisti Syndicate	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:06:00 - [13] Zombi hampsters need no rest, no sleep, they wont stop at nothing...
Feng Schui	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:11:00 - [14] As zombies do not need sleep, and they can be trained, as seen here, why not just import them to a secure facility in iceland, and have them fix Jita lag? This in itself would cut CCP's overhead by a significant amount, as they do not need to be paid, and will work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without the need for sleep. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Project:Gank Pilgrim Guide
Alyth	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:12:00 - [15] The real problem with Zombie attacks and EVE are the servers! They are located in London which has been proven to be a prime Zombie target time and again. I love Violet! It is the prettiest color in the whole wide world!!! I like toast. Naviagtor Gah! Curse you all!
Haelie Lee	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:12:00 - [16] Originally by: Feng Schui As zombies do not need sleep, and they can be trained, as seen here, why not just import them to a secure facility in iceland, and have them fix Jita lag? This in itself would cut CCP's overhead by a significant amount, as they do not need to be paid, and will work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without the need for sleep. Zombie Outsourcing !!!
Commander TwoGirl	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:12:00 - [17] Originally by: CCP Chronotis There is also other benefits which protect our headquarters. In summer we have over 23 hours of daylight, this helps thwart any plans at an invasion until the winter where they will then be hampered by ice and snow. Our isolation also serves us as their is much less migration and it is easy to lock down our airspace fast and patrol the sea for any drifters where the current and prevailing winds also assists us in narrowing down our search pattern to the west atlantic mostly when out on zombie ship patrols. Ah, one thing that I did not take into account was the very long days. In addition, even Prism X, who I imagine rarely sees the light of day or the opposite gender, would be hardened against the negative effects of sunlight. Though studies of this effect are limited, I think that Zombies would have a very hard time crossing the ocean floor, especially at the temperatures the Atlantic is known for having. I'd also assume that most SONAR-bearing vessels would be able to detect the movement of a large zombie herd. Quote: Whilst the food sources are limited they are sustainable albeit with much more limited choices, however in light of a zombie apocalypse, we would prefer survival at the cost of not having too much imported food which indeed carries the risk of infection. Talking of infection, there are few migratory species which may well be at risk from birds to whales. These will of course be screened to see whether or not they can be vectors for any spread of the disease in the food chain. Makes sense. I would be willing to believe, however, that Zombie Whales might pose more of a military threat than an infection threat as they are large enough to threaten patrol boats, but would undoubtedly fully consume anyone unfortunate enough to be thrown overboard. Quote: Also, whilst Icelands military is not numerous, they are a hardy folk who along with local citizens can be formed into an elite zombie fighting unit. This is aided by CCP and its staffs long term training and expertise in both strategy, planning, tactics and management which will allow us to direct and spearhead icelands response after the apocalypse. Indeed - in many ways the forums can resemble a zombie hoarde, slowly shuffling toward a suspected location of living meat and moaning loudly. Quote: The servers in London can be run remotely as long as their is power and a connection. If necessary we would establish links via satellite to maintain a feed on the station and source local power by installing a tubular solid oxide fuel cell in the structure to help power Tranquility long after the national grid dies. Should London become an issue where national grid power infrastructure degrades and quickly deactivates we will conduct a large scale operation to secure the servers and move them to iceland where they will be relocated to a secure facility. My primary concern is the emotions that may cause otherwise sane people to act irrationally in an attempt to rescue those they care for. In many cases this only results in the infection spreading further and the loss of vital personnel to zombification. Given the complexity and lengthy hardware upgrade procedures of CCP's network architecture, I don't think that the developers have any sympathy for their remote IT team, removing this threat. Keeping the space-lanes free since 2007.
An Anarchyyt	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:14:00 - [18] Originally by: CCP Chronotis There is also other benefits which protect our headquarters. In summer we have over 23 hours of daylight, this helps thwart any plans at an invasion until the winter where they will then be hampered by ice and snow. Our isolation also serves us as their is much less migration and it is easy to lock down our airspace fast and patrol the sea for any drifters where the current and prevailing winds also assists us in narrowing down our search pattern to the west atlantic mostly when out on zombie ship patrols. Whilst the food sources are limited they are sustainable albeit with much more limited choices, however in light of a zombie apocalypse, we would prefer survival at the cost of not having too much imported food which indeed carries the risk of infection. Talking of infection, there are few migratory species which may well be at risk from birds to whales. These will of course be screened to see whether or not they can be vectors for any spread of the disease in the food chain. Also, whilst Icelands military is not numerous, they are a hardy folk who along with local citizens can be formed into an elite zombie fighting unit. This is aided by CCP and its staffs long term training and expertise in both strategy, planning, tactics and management which will allow us to direct and spearhead icelands response after the apocalypse. The servers in London can be run remotely as long as their is power and a connection. If necessary we would establish links via satellite to maintain a feed on the station and source local power by installing a tubular solid oxide fuel cell in the structure to help power Tranquility long after the national grid dies. Should London become an issue where national grid power infrastructure degrades and quickly deactivates we will conduct a large scale operation to secure the servers and move them to iceland where they will be relocated to a secure facility. Well, now that my fears have been assuaged, I am more worried about what would happen in the event of an alien invation. Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
Santa Claw	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:14:00 - [19] Originally by: Siddy Edited by: Siddy on 04/04/2008 19:08:36 Zombi hamsters need no rest, no sleep, they wont stop at nothing... Could that be the solution to all our Lag Problems?

CCP Gangleri C C P	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:18:00 - [20] We at CCP would like to thank you for your concerns and will in this response outline some of the measures taken by us in preparation for a possible Zombie Incursion Iceland indeed has a completely self sufficient energy economy and in the event of a gobal Zombie threat would be one of the few places that would be able to run a rather normal society. Our research indicates that Zombies do indeed have trouble operating machinery required to travel over sea or air, they are also not likely to be able to survive the swim due to the vicious local wildlife. It is not widely known that the Icelandic government has an ongoing project concerning the training of sharks for this exact purpose. Zombies are likely to be very hampered by the cold climate, in fact we have deducted that during the winter they would be completely immobilized if wandering exposed to the harsh local elements There will always be casualties when Zombies are involved, but we feel confident that the situation would not get out of control There are no bears in Iceland, plenty of beer and breweries though. Local government are mere puppets (to CCP) anyway, no real anyway. One of the biggest exports is fish, we export most of the best food produced here and the population has been weaned to truly extraordinary culinary experiments over the centuries so it is likely that scarcity of proper food would not faze them. They eat rotten shark for gods sake. Cannibalism is a few steps above that tbh Military assets have not been deemed necessary so far, we will all have to fend for ourselves and the strongest will prevail. Your estimation of Londons advantages are very optimistic to say the least, there are plans for immediate evacuation of key personnel from there in the event of a Zombie Incursion I hope this post alleviates some of your and the players concerns regarding this topic, thank you for your time. Ohh Mindy..


ZaKma Seraphin Technologies Mercenary Coalition	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:24:00 - [21] ✖ Arachnophobia ✖
Commander TwoGirl University of Caille	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:40:00 - [22] Originally by: CCP Gangleri Iceland indeed has a completely self sufficient energy economy and in the event of a gobal Zombie threat would be one of the few places that would be able to run a rather normal society. Indeed - one of the many advantages of being truly energy independent, and an admirable feat for a country with such a harsh climate. Quote: Our research indicates that Zombies do indeed have trouble operating machinery required to travel over sea or air, they are also not likely to be able to survive the swim due to the vicious local wildlife. It is not widely known that the Icelandic government has an ongoing project concerning the training of sharks for this exact purpose. I'm primarily concerned with the spread of a viral infection on a passenger aircraft before zombification occurs. Several studies have shown that the undead, thankfully, cannot pilot aircraft with any meaningful results. Even if they could successfully control the aircraft, ground forces would realize what was happening when the aircraft reported they were on approach to runway "Brains." Quote: I hope this post alleviates some of your and the players concerns regarding this topic, thank you for your time. Thankyou for the clarification - though I feel that the knowledgebase or corporate website should include this information for easy viewing, you have allayed some of my fears. Keeping the space-lanes free since 2007.
Tsanse Kinske WeMeanYouKnowHarm	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:48:00 - [23] CCP are well acquainted with dealing with Undead on the forums (as well as Trolls and other WoW imports) so I think they'll be ok. * * * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams, writing about EVE
Neslo No Angels Here Ivy League	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:49:00 - [24] Edited by: Neslo on 04/04/2008 19:51:12 So I'll add a new guide for the CCP Wall next to tornados and Fire: Linky to the Morgue Saftey Protocol Manual EDIT: Posted seperate link so that it doesn't have to be converted. (mods just remove the other one once done laughing) ---------- Sig Begins ---------- ...This thread is doing it wrong...
Alex Raptos The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:51:00 - [25] So, how much were ya payed tarmy? c'mon, i always wanted to know...
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.04.04 19:59:00 - [26] You know, just because someone posts something bizarre on the forums it doesn't AUTOMATICALLY make it me. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.5 (Updated 4/2)
Cailais VITOC Chain of Chaos	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:09:00 - [27] Originally by: Tarminic You know, just because someone posts something bizarre on the forums it doesn't AUTOMATICALLY make it me. Your portrait looks very pale Tarminic, almost..bloodless...youre not...one of them are you?! C. New Scanner Idea!
Sopha Serpentia Core Dynamics	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:10:00 - [28] Edited by: Sopha Serpentia on 04/04/2008 20:10:43 I too am deeply concerned about a zombie incursion, however after I read The Zombie Survival Guide By Max Brooks (available in all good bookstores), I felt at ease and now Im ready to relocate to Northern Norway at as soon as a type 2-4 infestation is reported.
Tarminic	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:21:00 - [29] Originally by: Cailais Originally by: Tarminic You know, just because someone posts something bizarre on the forums it doesn't AUTOMATICALLY make it me. Your portrait looks very pale Tarminic, almost..bloodless...youre not...one of them are you?! FOOL! Can't you see that every day I battle the zombies on this board?! I am a champion of the non-undead! ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.5 (Updated 4/2)
Winterblink	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:22:00 - [30] Originally by: Cailais Your portrait looks very pale Tarminic, almost..bloodless...youre not...one of them are you?! Tarmi is around the forums far too much to be a zombie in search of brains. runs Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. warp drive active \| nature vraie

Tarminic	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:25:00 - [31] Originally by: Winterblink Originally by: Cailais Your portrait looks very pale Tarminic, almost..bloodless...youre not...one of them are you?! Tarmi is around the forums far too much to be a zombie in search of brains. runs I've heard that it's difficult to run from zombies with if someone attaches a lead weight to one's leg. Not saying that I would do that to you for your egregious insults to my honor or anything. Or that I am, at this very moment, fashioning a means by which to ensure your eventual Zombification. Not at all. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.5 (Updated 4/2)
Haradgrim	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:29:00 - [32] ATTENTION: CCP Dear Oveur, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank CCP for assuring their customer base of their Zombie-attack readiness. However, I would like to point out that they currently lack a viable form of insurance that would cover them in the unfortunate eventuality of a repulsed zombie attack. We are all familiar with the death and destruction normally associated with Zombie attacks, but one of the lesser known victims of Zombies is the financial viability of corporations whose assets are not properly protected with adequate insurance that will not be voided in the event of said Zombie attack. Due to the fact that, as of now, no commercial carrier are currently offering policies in this regard; I would like to invite CCP to consider entering into an assurance and risk management program with newly formed: Mobile Necrotized Persons Incursion Liabililty Fund LLP Do not let zombies ruin a perfectly viable and successful corporation, protect your assest with adequate insurnace today. If you have any questions or comments, please do not hesitate to contact our office or Eve-mail our Principal, Mr. Haradgrim. Thank you for taking the time to consider this proposal, we look forward to any future communication. Yours truly, Haradgrim MNPIL LLP. "Assisting in the absorption of mobile necrotized persons incursion liability since 2008" Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
MotherMoon	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:30:00 - [33] I'm just going to take this thread as propagana to why I'll have to move to iceland one day :) Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Nachshon Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:36:00 - [34] It seems likely that Iceland could escape a zombie infestation unscathed - the chances of zero infection are quite high. In addition, there are US military bases in Iceland. Military firepower will not be an issue. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom My v
Malcanis R.E.C.O.N.	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:36:00 - [35] Originally by: CCP Chronotis There is also other benefits which protect our headquarters. In summer we have over 23 hours of daylight, this helps thwart any plans at an invasion until the winter where they will then be hampered by ice and snow. Our isolation also serves us as their is much less migration and it is easy to lock down our airspace fast and patrol the sea for any drifters where the current and prevailing winds also assists us in narrowing down our search pattern to the west atlantic mostly when out on zombie ship patrols. Whilst the food sources are limited they are sustainable albeit with much more limited choices, however in light of a zombie apocalypse, we would prefer survival at the cost of not having too much imported food which indeed carries the risk of infection. Talking of infection, there are few migratory species which may well be at risk from birds to whales. These will of course be screened to see whether or not they can be vectors for any spread of the disease in the food chain. Also, whilst Icelands military is not numerous, they are a hardy folk who along with local citizens can be formed into an elite zombie fighting unit. This is aided by CCP and its staffs long term training and expertise in both strategy, planning, tactics and management which will allow us to direct and spearhead icelands response after the apocalypse. The servers in London can be run remotely as long as their is power and a connection. If necessary we would establish links via satellite to maintain a feed on the station and source local power by installing a tubular solid oxide fuel cell in the structure to help power Tranquility long after the national grid dies. Should London become an issue where national grid power infrastructure degrades and quickly deactivates we will conduct a large scale operation to secure the servers and move them to iceland where they will be relocated to a secure facility. Also, since zombies eat brains, CCP's customer base will also be largely unaffected. CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:37:00 - [36] Originally by: Malcanis Also, since zombies eat brains, the quality of posts in CAOD and GD will also be largely unaffected. Fixed. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.5 (Updated 4/2)
Malcanis R.E.C.O.N.	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:38:00 - [37] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Malcanis Also, since zombies eat brains, the quality of posts in CAOD and GD will also be largely unaffected. Fixed. HEADSHOT! CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that.
Haradgrim Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:38:00 - [38] Originally by: Tarminic Originally by: Malcanis Also, since zombies eat brains, the quality of posts in CAOD and GD will also be largely unaffected. Fixed. qft tbqh Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
1717 A Dark Cloud Unaffiliated	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:38:00 - [39] lmao wow CCP has the best GMs ever. Win eve-online.com

CCP Greyscale C C P	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:49:00 - [40] Originally by: CCP Chronotis it is easy to lock down our airspace fast With what?


Tchell Dahhn Deny Reality	Posted - 2008.04.04 20:50:00 - [41] Originally by: CCP Greyscale Originally by: CCP Chronotis it is easy to lock down our airspace fast With what? The new "SANB". Surface to Air Nerf Bats.

CCP Chronotis C C P	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:00:00 - [42] Originally by: CCP Greyscale Originally by: CCP Chronotis it is easy to lock down our airspace fast With what? why using the IADS combined with reopening of the Naval Air Station Don't worry, all gingers will be sent to London to reinforce CCP Ginger as he is the head of our forward reconnaissance unit ordered to fight to the last man should Tranquilitys location be compromised.

N1fty	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:14:00 - [43] Edited by: N1fty on 04/04/2008 21:14:29 Its good to know that with all that daylight, the possibility of Iceland being ovverun by Vampires is pretty low. The other issue is, are we talking about slow ambling zombies, or 28days sprinting zombies? Because I have nightmares about the latter. Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia I usually close my eyes and just beg, out loud added with a lot of squealing. I swear it helps.
krenshala	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:29:00 - [44] Originally by: N1fty Edited by: N1fty on 04/04/2008 21:14:29 Its good to know that with all that daylight, the possibility of Iceland being ovverun by Vampires is pretty low. The other issue is, are we talking about slow ambling zombies, or 28days sprinting zombies? Because I have nightmares about the latter. Actually, if you closely examine the footage from one of the earliest zombie outbreaks (commonly referred to a "Night of the Living Dead") there are a number of instances of highly mobile zombies shown. They do not appear to be common, but they are definitely a threat. As for vampires in Iceland, unfortunately, while there are times of 23 hours of daylight, there are also very long nights six months later. :(
Dirk Magnum	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:31:00 - [45] Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 04/04/2008 21:32:45 Thread approved for originality. Most posters need to review their knowledge of military forces domestic or otherwise in Iceland, Iceland's climate, and the way that high latitude day/night works just south of the Arctic Circle. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Lysander Memnos	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:36:00 - [46] Request for Urgent Emergency Response Relationship First, I must solicit the your strictest confidence in this matter. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'Top Secret'. I am sure and have great confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute an agreement of this great magnitude involving a potential zombie apocalypse requiring maximum confidence. We are top official of the Federal Zombie Prevention Review Panel who are interested in the protection of goods and/or culture which, in event of a zombie apolcalypse, may be trapped in the United Kingdom. In order to commence this Emergency Response Relationship we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your country the said trapped goods and/or culture. The source of these items is as follows: During the last prime minister's term of office, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves Zombie Defense contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various ministries. The present government set up a Zombie Defense contract review panel, and we have identified a lot of inflated contract deliverables which are presently floating around the city of London ready for use and/or enjoyment. However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this Zombie Defense contract review panel, we cannot acquire these deliverables in our names. I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues on the panel to look for an overseas partner into whose holding we would transfer the sum knowledge of our civilization and high-value cultural items (Keeley, beer, the BBC, etc...) Hence we are writing you this note. Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transfer latest 3 (Three) business days after the Zombie Apocalypse has been confirmed. Your company/country's signed and stamped letterhead will enable us write letters of claim and delivery, and award to you these goods and/or culture in your name. We are looking forward to exporting our country's finest heritage to you in case of the Zombie Apocalypse and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction. Yours Faithfully, Dr. Om Grawr
Haradgrim	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:41:00 - [47] Edited by: Haradgrim on 04/04/2008 21:42:02 Don't forget that you agreed to the EULA that contains a provision allowing CCP to conscript active subscribers in the unlikely event of a Zombie attack. As such, in order to be an effective operator; you will need to familiarize yourself with Icelands defensive strengths and weaknesses. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
Chinger	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:42:00 - [48] Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Originally by: CCP Greyscale Originally by: CCP Chronotis it is easy to lock down our airspace fast With what? The new "SANB". Surface to Air Nerf Bats. What would be used in the event that the zombies attack from the sea?
Fiorenza	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:44:00 - [49] The real security vulnerability with CCP is is that Iceland's economy is imploding. Let's hope CCP's borrowings are low or, given the sky-rocketing interest rates in Iceland, we will all find ourselves clients of EA or whoever puts up sufficient cash to rescue CCP. -- Remember, Concord doesn't provide safety, or even consequences
Haradgrim Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2008.04.04 21:54:00 - [50] Originally by: Chinger Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Originally by: CCP Greyscale Originally by: CCP Chronotis it is easy to lock down our airspace fast With what? The new "SANB". Surface to Air Nerf Bats. What would be used in the event that the zombies attack from the sea? Zombies + Water = no your zombie-fu is weak Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed

Kirren D'marr The Elear FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.04.04 22:01:00 - [51] Originally by: Feng Schui As zombies do not need sleep, and they can be trained, as seen here, why not just import them to a secure facility in iceland, and have them fix Jita lag? This in itself would cut CCP's overhead by a significant amount, as they do not need to be paid, and will work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without the need for sleep. Oh sure, they don't need sleep, and you don't need to pay them per se, but where are you going to get the supply of brains to keep them going?
Commander TwoGirl University of Caille	Posted - 2008.04.04 22:03:00 - [52] Originally by: Haradgrim Zombies + Water = no your zombie-fu is weak I was not aware that zombies were incapable of crossing water - wasn't that Vampires? Of course, given that CCP has acquired the World of Darkness IP, I do not doubt that they have all required anti-vampire measures in place. Keeping the space-lanes free since 2007.
Markilios	Posted - 2008.04.04 22:23:00 - [53] Originally by: Lysander Memnos Request for Urgent Emergency Response Relationship First, I must solicit the your strictest confidence in this matter. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'Top Secret'. I am sure and have great confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute an agreement of this great magnitude involving a potential zombie apocalypse requiring maximum confidence. We are top official of the Federal Zombie Prevention Review Panel who are interested in the protection of goods and/or culture which, in event of a zombie apolcalypse, may be trapped in the United Kingdom. In order to commence this Emergency Response Relationship we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your country the said trapped goods and/or culture. The source of these items is as follows: During the last prime minister's term of office, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves Zombie Defense contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various ministries. The present government set up a Zombie Defense contract review panel, and we have identified a lot of inflated contract deliverables which are presently floating around the city of London ready for use and/or enjoyment. However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this Zombie Defense contract review panel, we cannot acquire these deliverables in our names. I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues on the panel to look for an overseas partner into whose holding we would transfer the sum knowledge of our civilization and high-value cultural items (Keeley, beer, the BBC, etc...) Hence we are writing you this note. Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transfer latest 3 (Three) business days after the Zombie Apocalypse has been confirmed. Your company/country's signed and stamped letterhead will enable us write letters of claim and delivery, and award to you these goods and/or culture in your name. We are looking forward to exporting our country's finest heritage to you in case of the Zombie Apocalypse and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction. Yours Faithfully, Dr. Om Grawr I have been authorized to inform you that the recent transmission regarding the export of all [nation in question removed for security purposes] assets has been intercepted by an anonymous foreign intelligence entity, however rather than exploit this in breach of protocol, we seek to inform all parties currently within the scope of this message that there is a serious vulnerability in national defense systems against contamination. This is implied in the original article that states that the "spray" (of an assaulted zombie) has the capacity of infecting people who have open wounds. Research indicates that the contamination of the Reanimated Dead could easily seep into the water systems of the planet, causing gradual, but imminent infection of all living beings even if not coming in direct contact with them. Unsanctioned research is currently considering the likelihood of this event in every possible way. Please exercise the utmost degree of proper judgment concerning this issue...
Arais	Posted - 2008.04.04 22:33:00 - [54] best.thread.evar.
Chinger	Posted - 2008.04.04 22:44:00 - [55] Originally by: Haradgrim Originally by: Chinger Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Originally by: CCP Greyscale Originally by: CCP Chronotis it is easy to lock down our airspace fast With what? The new "SANB". Surface to Air Nerf Bats. What would be used in the event that the zombies attack from the sea? Zombies + Water = no your zombie-fu is weak Ok special case, If a ship from wherever is attempting to escape the zombie hordes. They are unaware that a few people on the ship are infected. When the ship is only half a day or so from Iceland, an outbreak occurs on the ship, and all hands aboard are infected. The ship continues to steam towards Iceland, now packed with zombies.
Armoured C Globaltech Industries The ENTITY.	Posted - 2008.04.04 22:53:00 - [56] err yeah it all good protecting iceland from zombie invasion but the servers arnt there and there in england so it england in which need protecting, :p just point out that fact
Kane Rizzel	Posted - 2008.04.04 23:01:00 - [57] Sounds like a job for the Zombie Apocalypse Guitar Wielding Superteam Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. A Pirates Perspective
Tamayo The JORG Corporation Terra Incognita.	Posted - 2008.04.04 23:28:00 - [58] This topic/thread gets my vote for the best of 2008...!!!!!!! ...it ain't pretty when the pretty leaves you with no place to go... ...if you think you need it, hereÆs the place to feed it. But it ainÆt pretty...
Feng Schui Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.04.04 23:31:00 - [59] Originally by: Kirren D'marr Originally by: Feng Schui As zombies do not need sleep, and they can be trained, as seen here, why not just import them to a secure facility in iceland, and have them fix Jita lag? This in itself would cut CCP's overhead by a significant amount, as they do not need to be paid, and will work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without the need for sleep. Oh sure, they don't need sleep, and you don't need to pay them per se, but where are you going to get the supply of brains to keep them going? GoonSwarm Project:Gank Pilgrim Guide
Alyth Corp 1 Allstars Insurgency	Posted - 2008.04.04 23:39:00 - [60] Originally by: CCP Chronotis Originally by: CCP Greyscale Originally by: CCP Chronotis it is easy to lock down our airspace fast With what? why using the IADS combined with reopening of the Naval Air Station Don't worry, all gingers will be sent to London to reinforce CCP Ginger as he is the head of our forward reconnaissance unit ordered to fight to the last man should Tranquilitys location be compromised. Yay gingers, zombie bait one and all I do have to ask, how does posting after Dark Shikari (IADS) help Iceland's defence? I love Violet! It is the prettiest color in the whole wide world!!! I like toast. Naviagtor Gah! Curse you all!

Sakura Nihil	Posted - 2008.04.05 00:00:00 - [61] I would like to offer my services as an anti-zombie contractor to CCP, should you be interested in defending your facilities and employees from the shambling threat. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk i'm not a very good gambler
Dirk Magnum	Posted - 2008.04.05 00:03:00 - [62] Originally by: Haradgrim Don't forget that you agreed to the EULA that contains a provision allowing CCP to conscript active subscribers in the unlikely event of a Zombie attack. The best part of the EULA tbh. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Tony Allizzar	Posted - 2008.04.05 00:22:00 - [63] this thread wins Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
dssouleater Underworld Protection Agency The Crimson Federation	Posted - 2008.04.05 01:29:00 - [64] Would the ' little people ' of iceland help in the defence or would they need to fortify their little rock homes and caves ? or could they use magic powers to help overcome the zombie invasion if it occured ?
Cyriel Longinus XERCORE	Posted - 2008.04.05 01:39:00 - [65] Edited by: Cyriel Longinus on 05/04/2008 01:44:13 Dear CCP, I hereby submit my application to join the IZD. The Icelandic Zombie Defense Team which are a part of the Special Operations Internship Division at CCP. I understand that I must be uninfected and able to travel to Iceland in the event of mobilization for this emergency. I believe my ghetto-fabulous survivalist upbringing in the hoods of Los Angeles has given me an emotional and mental edge that can become very valuable to IZD Team in the unfortunate event of a global zombie incursion. Since the age of five, when I was able to walk to school on my own, I learned to shrug off earthquakes & drive by shootings. Along the way I picked up basic know how in small arms, military grade hardware, urban tactics and threat assessment à the common sense stuff that any average Los Angelino who knows what a ôghetto birdö is and is accustomed to it hovering around the block. Please note that if I am selected to become a member of the IZD team that I would like to volunteer for the HRTR Team (Human Resources & Tranquility Recovery) which will be sent to London. Even though, I am closer to White Wolf here in the United States, I do not wish to be sent on any missions to Georgia. I am smart enough to know that if there was global zombie incursionàWhite Wolf Game Studios would be the epicenter as the result of a cutting edge marketing campaign to promote the World of Darkness that got out of hand. Thanks you in advance for considering my application. I eagerly await your reply Sincerly, Me
Draygo Korvan	Posted - 2008.04.05 02:01:00 - [66] I think ccp's servers in london would be just fine if a blob of zombies attacked. After all the node would just crash. -- Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Tokclik Evil Wolves	Posted - 2008.04.05 02:40:00 - [67] This thread is all win!
Haradgrim	Posted - 2008.04.05 03:09:00 - [68] Edited by: Haradgrim on 05/04/2008 03:10:37 Originally by: Commander TwoGirl Originally by: Haradgrim Zombies + Water = no your zombie-fu is weak I was not aware that zombies were incapable of crossing water - wasn't that Vampires? Of course, given that CCP has acquired the World of Darkness IP, I do not doubt that they have all required anti-vampire measures in place. good point, zombie-fu restored Originally by: Feng Schui Originally by: Kirren D'marr Originally by: Feng Schui As zombies do not need sleep, and they can be trained, as seen here, why not just import them to a secure facility in iceland, and have them fix Jita lag? This in itself would cut CCP's overhead by a significant amount, as they do not need to be paid, and will work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without the need for sleep. Oh sure, they don't need sleep, and you don't need to pay them per se, but where are you going to get the supply of brains to keep them going? GoonSwarm oh yeah, like thats going to last..... Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
rValdez5987	Posted - 2008.04.05 06:39:00 - [69] This thread deserves a sticky and a mention by ISD on the news page. All current subscribers need the knowledge this thread holds immediately. My views and opinions are my own, not my corp or alliances. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Bellum Eternus	Posted - 2008.04.05 07:24:00 - [70] Originally by: Tarminic You know, just because someone posts something bizarre on the forums it doesn't AUTOMATICALLY make it me. I still call shenanigans! Bellum Eternus [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y I I

Cutie Chaser	Posted - 2008.04.05 07:34:00 - [71] I am strangely comforted to know that CCP has a zombie survival plan on hand and ready to be shared with its customers. *** Thats a Templar, the amarr fighter. Its a combat drone used by carriers.
Silver Night	Posted - 2008.04.05 08:32:00 - [72] It will be a great comfort in the post-zombie-apocalypse world to know that I can still play eve. That was my only worry tbh, as I have have completely prepared otherwise. CCP: The company that cares (enough to have a Zombie plan). Incidentally, if it weren't for the Mindy thread, I would be at a loss as to how CCP could be more awesome. -------------- GLS Mr. State Caldari Patriot. Sansha's Nation Supporter Murderer of (his own) Frigates.
ThaMa Gebir	Posted - 2008.04.05 08:52:00 - [73] Originally by: Haradgrim ATTENTION: CCP Dear Oveur, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank CCP for assuring their customer base of their Zombie-attack readiness. However, I would like to point out that they currently lack a viable form of insurance that would cover them in the unfortunate eventuality of a repulsed zombie attack. We are all familiar with the death and destruction normally associated with Zombie attacks, but one of the lesser known victims of Zombies is the financial viability of corporations whose assets are not properly protected with adequate insurance that will not be voided in the event of said Zombie attack. Due to the fact that, as of now, no commercial carrier are currently offering policies in this regard; I would like to invite CCP to consider entering into an assurance and risk management program with newly formed: Mobile Necrotized Persons Incursion Liabililty Fund LLP Do not let zombies ruin a perfectly viable and successful corporation, protect your assest with adequate insurnace today. If you have any questions or comments, please do not hesitate to contact our office or Eve-mail our Principal, Mr. Haradgrim. Thank you for taking the time to consider this proposal, we look forward to any future communication. Yours truly, Haradgrim MNPIL LLP. "Assisting in the absorption of mobile necrotized persons incursion liability since 2008" With that in regard, I would like to apply to be in-house risk manager/supervisor. I have had extensive training in hazardous material handling, environment usage in advantage gaining, zombie hoards and trained military squad reduction in the field, along with weapons training/experience, whether of terran design or not. I am also trained in mechanical and structural engineering, vehicle navigation and operation, field surgery/triage, psychoanalysis and damage control. The only request I would have in this potential position is that I assemble my own strike team to re-aquire the TZ to our ends again and restore power to those that should have it. Consider it well. I am also prepared to act in a consulatory capacity should the needs arise. Yours Sincerley, ThaMa Gebir. ---------------------------- Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........ Hah, no more hijacks here!!!!
Perplexity	Posted - 2008.04.05 09:43:00 - [74] Originally by: Fiorenza The real security vulnerability with CCP is is that Iceland's economy is imploding. Let's hope CCP's borrowings are low or, given the sky-rocketing interest rates in Iceland, we will all find ourselves clients of EA or whoever puts up sufficient cash to rescue CCP. EA omg earth and beyond anyone?
Silver Night	Posted - 2008.04.05 11:17:00 - [75] Originally by: Perplexity Originally by: Fiorenza The real security vulnerability with CCP is is that Iceland's economy is imploding. Let's hope CCP's borrowings are low or, given the sky-rocketing interest rates in Iceland, we will all find ourselves clients of EA or whoever puts up sufficient cash to rescue CCP. EA omg earth and beyond anyone? I seem to recall that CCP went into the black a good long time ago. Additionally, I am almost positive we wouldn't see the rapid expansion they have gone through if they were having money woes. Finally, they don't actually get their money in ISK, or if they do, it is Euros/dollars first for the most part(With the associated favorable exchange rates). So they aren't super dependent on the Icelandic economy, being a fully international business. Zombies are plainly the greater threat. Your attempt to derail the thread with meaningless and silly comments about so-called "economies" shows your true colors. ZOMBIE SPY! -------------- GLS Mr. State Caldari Patriot. Sansha's Nation Supporter Murderer of (his own) Frigates.
Thargat North Star Networks Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.05 14:39:00 - [76] Show me the Zombies!! There's only one sig that matters... and that's Radius.
Celeste Coeval The Gosimer and Scarab	Posted - 2008.04.05 14:50:00 - [77] Originally by: CCP Chronotis There is also other benefits which protect our headquarters. In summer we have over 23 hours of daylight a day, this helps thwart any plans of an invasion until the winter where they will then be hampered by ice and snow. Our isolation also serves us as there is much less migration and it is easy to lock down our airspace fast and patrol the sea for any drifters where the currents and prevailing winds also assists us in narrowing down our search pattern to the west atlantic mostly when out on zombie ship patrols. Whilst the food sources are limited they are sustainable albeit with much more limited choices, however in light of a zombie apocalypse, we would prefer survival at the cost of not having too much imported food which indeed carries the risk of infection. Talking of infection, there are few migratory species which may well be at risk from birds to whales. These will of course be screened to see whether or not they can be vectors for any spread of the disease in the food chain. Also, whilst Icelands military is not numerous, they are a hardy folk who along with local citizens can be formed into an elite zombie fighting unit. This is aided by CCP and its staffs long term training and expertise in both strategy, planning, tactics and management which will allow us to direct and spearhead icelands response after the apocalypse. The servers in London can be run remotely as long as their is power and a connection. If necessary we would establish links via satellite to maintain a feed on the station and source local power by installing a tubular solid oxide fuel cell in the structure to help power Tranquility long after the national grid dies. Should London become an issue where national grid power infrastructure degrades and quickly deactivates we will conduct a large scale operation to secure the servers and move them to iceland where they will be relocated to a secure facility. One of the most awesome things I have read on these forums Originally by: Lance Fighter This is either a troll or a noob... Ill take the noob route.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.04.05 17:02:00 - [78] I would volunteer for the CCP Zombie Defense force. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.5 (Updated 4/2)
VanderMarq	Posted - 2008.04.05 17:41:00 - [79] I just have one question.... Will fanfest still be held?
Chinger	Posted - 2008.04.05 17:46:00 - [80] Originally by: VanderMarq I just have one question.... Will fanfest still be held? I don't see why not. Just don't let any zombies in and its all good.

Max Calimaris Max Calimaris Holding Corp	Posted - 2008.04.05 18:52:00 - [81] World War Z This topic has drawn me out onto the forums dammit. Zombies can and will cross water. Therefore iceland is not a safe haven against the undead hordes! Temperature... Yes extremely low temperatures will freezes zombies and allow their destruction. Beer allows humans to adopt savage heimdall anti zombi tactics such as decapitation or brain destruction. Think throwing axes :P Militarily. All human militaries are designed at the present time to fight other humans. Not the undead who need brain destruction in order to be incapacitated. Therefore small armies may quite well have more effect than huge conventional armies that currently occur. The London server would be a nasty place to be in a class 1 Zombi outbreak so unless people had decided to defend the EVE server thats it, curtains, Goodnight! What a storyline for eve! More to come later.........
Omber Zombie Frontier Technologies	Posted - 2008.04.05 19:53:00 - [82] I find the anti-zombie stance of this community abhorrent. All we ask is to live peacefully and eat our daily quota of brains. It's not like we want your brains specifically, any will do. I mean, we offer a simple and cost effective way to remove the aging population of earth and people get all gung-ho about running around and firing shotguns at us. If you'd just let us feed on those useless meat-sacks rather than pay to feed and house them, we'd all be better off. We wouldn't be rampaging, there's be more money in the economy, there wouldn't be issues about over population. Earth would be a utopia. ---------------------- CSM 08 Blog \| 1st Campaign Vid

GM Tacgnol	Posted - 2008.04.05 20:00:00 - [83] Originally by: Commander TwoGirl Limited Military û The Icelandic military hasnÆt really won any wars lately, have they? Hey man, have you even seen our military? (For the record, yes, that is the entirety of the Icelandic Armed Forces. There's also a couple of jeeps, but you don't see those on the picture). Those guys sure could kick some major zombie ass. And, they've got jeeps, man. Two of them! Everyone knows that Jeeps outrun zombies.

D'ceet	Posted - 2008.04.05 20:04:00 - [84] Edited by: D''ceet on 05/04/2008 20:05:57 what we SHOULD do is send over Ving Rhames to help train the icelandeans to fight zombies more efficiently via shotgun, Stephen Segal for hand to hand combat training, Arnold Schwartzeneggar for all things that discharge any form of anything training. the zombies will then become the slaves of CCP, making them a more viable source of power then the now famous hamsters. throw a piece of steak in front of em and they'll go for ever. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Max Calimaris	Posted - 2008.04.05 20:31:00 - [85] The big question is to what station is about to endure a zombie outbreak? I mean it's well overdue. Some station has to be shut down by a horde of inexplicable undead! Feasting upon the unaware inhabitants of such station....unless it has already ocurred and has been explained away by other means! Minmatar stations shut down anyone? Sweet zombi jesus! Zombies inbound!
Max Calimaris	Posted - 2008.04.05 20:44:00 - [86] Originally by: Omber Zombie I find the anti-zombie stance of this community abhorrent. All we ask is to live peacefully and eat our daily quota of brains. It's not like we want your brains specifically, any will do. I mean, we offer a simple and cost effective way to remove the aging population of earth and people get all gung-ho about running around and firing shotguns at us. If you'd just let us feed on those useless meat-sacks rather than pay to feed and house them, we'd all be better off. We wouldn't be rampaging, there's be more money in the economy, there wouldn't be issues about over population. Earth would be a utopia. My god man were not anti zombie! Most of us are just anti 'having our brains eaten'. Implement this in ambulation and your onto a winner CCP
Zaknussem	Posted - 2008.04.05 20:57:00 - [87] Zombie + ocean = Corpse in water. Corpse in water + shark = Shark snack. Shark snack + zombie virus = Zombie shark, or a zhark. Zhark > Shark with friggin' laser beams.
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.04.05 21:33:00 - [88] Originally by: Omber Zombie It's not like we want your brains specifically, any will do. I couldn't help but laugh when I imagined a zombie saying that with a completely straight face. Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Setana Manoro	Posted - 2008.04.05 22:29:00 - [89] Originally by: Commander TwoGirl IÆve been playing EVE for quite some time (despite the age of this character), and IÆve really come to enjoy the awesome universe that CCP has created. The backstory, the ships, the depth of everything and the player alliances are all pretty damn unique in the MMO world, lag or not. As such I would like to see CCP (and my) investment safe and sound, but my confidence in the ability for CCP to do this has been reduced somewhat after reading this article. In short, there is one security consideration that as far as I am aware has never been satisfactorily addressed. The threat of a Zombie Incursion. Before I go on, I feel that I should discuss the natural and man-made anti-undead measures: CCP Headquarters û Reykjavik, Iceland Advantages: Self-Sufficince û Iceland can produce much of its own energy, reducing the impact of a global societal collapse Geographical Isolation û The fact that Iceland is a small landmass whose only entrances are by air or sea makes it less likely to be swamped by zombies (assuming the underlying virus does not spread beforehand) Cold Climate û Zombies are hampered by extreme cold, as they lack the ability to regulate their body temperature. In addition, viral entities are hampered by cold Low Population û The low population density can prevent zombie concentrations from reaching the critical mass at which the military can no longer contain them Beer û The popularity of bear means the unpopularity of water, and viral agents cannot easily survive in beer but can easily survive in water Disadvantages: The Capital û Capital cities are more vulnerable to zombie infestations, possibly due to concentration of government administration that breeds panic and confusion when locally threatened Limited Local Food Sources û Iceland must import much of their food from other nations, increasing the likelihood that viral agents or zombies could cross via sea Limited Military û The Icelandic military hasnÆt really won any wars lately, have they? CCP Server Location û London, England Advantages Easy Fortification û Server buildings are geographically simple, making them easy to barricade Ample Supplies û Supplies of food and ammunition are never far away Powerful Military û The british military is quite competent, allowing them to deal with a Zombie Infestation well Disadvantages Population Center û London is a highly populated and dense city, leading to massive zombie hoards that are difficult to contain and barricade against Extensive Ventiliation û Servers require lots of cooling, making them vulnerable to airborne viruses and power outages IT Employees û IT employees are known for being physically weak and relatively timid during the daylight, which can be a problem considering that zombies are most active at night CTRLALTDEL meets zx ... or however that webcomic is called. :) PS: You should make a study about the most used points of penetration by zombies of a house, so you know what to barricade. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Chinger	Posted - 2008.04.05 23:00:00 - [90] Edited by: Chinger on 05/04/2008 23:01:11 Originally by: Zaknussem Zombie + ocean = Corpse in water. Corpse in water + shark = Shark snack. Shark snack + zombie virus = Zombie shark, or a zhark. Zhark > Shark with friggin' laser beams. Maybe we can build a giant underwater wall to keep the zharks out of Icelandic waters?

joshmorris	Posted - 2008.04.05 23:04:00 - [91] 2 really random posts in last few days. Ohhh mindy and zombie invasion .... ohhh im glad tranquility will still be up when my family is trying to eat me alive. Uber idea solves all !!
zombiedeadhead	Posted - 2008.04.05 23:16:00 - [92] Originally by: Thargat Show me the Zombies!! <-
umop 3pisdn	Posted - 2008.04.06 08:43:00 - [93] This is an excellent thread and tbh I am glad the devs are taking this threat seriously. In the event of zompocalypse I will be hosting a zomsmack down killboard for us all to post some pretty pictures of the dissmembered undead. Perhaps some more tips on zombie proofing and defending ourselves/family's/assets would be good. I would love to see zombies make their way into the eve storyline at some point.
Ishina Fel Synergy. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2008.04.06 10:34:00 - [94] I love this thread so much. Bored during Downtime? Why not try Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN!
Venkul Mul Vikramaditya DO JAJA Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.06 11:09:00 - [95] You should remember that Iceland people are of proud Viking stock and that axes work very well on Zombies. So you only need to issue enough axes and all will be well. Oh, and beer, beer is indispensable of a proud Viking warrior. Wit enough beer you get to kill 2 Zombies with one swing of the axe.
Sokratesz	Posted - 2008.04.06 11:57:00 - [96] This thread is made of win. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Yes i know i spelled COAD wrong. Stop mailing me about it I refuse to read SHC
WulfWestphal	Posted - 2008.04.06 13:09:00 - [97] Originally by: Kirren D'marr Oh sure, they don't need sleep, and you don't need to pay them per se, but where are you going to get the supply of brains to keep them going? your zombi-fu is weak too. i have to inform you, that zombies doesnt need brains to keep on going. they merely like the taste. the organisms of a zombie is at halt. there is nothing that would convert food, be it a leg or a brain. they act completely instinctivly and can go on without food (brain) supply as long as they not decay or are stopped by anti-zombie racists. --- Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Chinger	Posted - 2008.04.06 14:03:00 - [98] Still going strong. Maybe we should sticky this to better inform the eve populace of the zombie threat.
Ja'kar	Posted - 2008.04.06 14:12:00 - [99] I will open the 1st adult and zombie xse club for those that like to get down and dirty. Ofc condoms need to be used at all times, and clients should double check for teeth b4 oral. have a Zombie and have a great time Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. MAFIA Website
Freya Runestone	Posted - 2008.04.06 14:15:00 - [100] Edited by: Freya Runestone on 06/04/2008 14:15:06 Originally by: Zaknussem Zombie + ocean = Corpse in water. Corpse in water + shark = Shark snack. Shark snack + zombie virus = Zombie shark, or a zhark. Zhark > Shark with friggin' laser beams. What frightens me most is the though of the corpse being eaten by a shark which already has friggin' laser beams That would mean we would have a Zhark with Friggin' laser Beams to deal with, not just a Zhark

Sodium Phosphate Ganja Labs	Posted - 2008.04.06 14:23:00 - [101] There needs to be a zombie outbreak at a certain station ::cough:: jita 4-4 ::cough::. /me runs to lab to grab zombie virus
Ticl Er	Posted - 2008.04.07 00:01:00 - [102] IBTL
Larken Imperial Shipment	Posted - 2008.04.07 02:16:00 - [103] Originally by: Siddy Edited by: Siddy on 04/04/2008 19:08:36 Zombi hampsters need no rest, no sleep, they wont stop at nothing... PS; iceland = ex vikings... regular icelandian = 10 US marines Favorite wepon of viking = Axe Axe > Zombie Iceland = win QFT
Blane Xero The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2008.04.07 02:43:00 - [104] Originally by: Sodium Phosphate There needs to be a zombie outbreak at a certain station ::cough:: jita 4-4 ::cough::. /me runs to lab to grab zombie virus With all that coughing you'd think you're the carrier of it.
DGWabbit	Posted - 2008.04.07 03:55:00 - [105] Very interesting...however I do feel lag will be a major issue in the event of a zombie incursion since so many variables will be present, such as the individual viral pathogens that world will now have to render. An another very serious note...what about a: Vampire Incursion I recently watched 30 days of night and I think Iceland has a similar season (i wouldn't know i live in the desert)...could this sort of threat also endanger our investments??? I saw a post in regards to Iceland's brutal winters, but in 30 days of night those vampires didn't slow the slightest even in a blizzard.
Kash Ka Cosmic Vacum Cleaners	Posted - 2008.04.07 07:20:00 - [106] Edited by: Kash Ka on 07/04/2008 07:22:38 Edited by: Kash Ka on 07/04/2008 07:21:22 Originally by: Feng Schui Originally by: Kirren D'marr Originally by: Feng Schui As zombies do not need sleep, and they can be trained, as seen here, why not just import them to a secure facility in iceland, and have them fix Jita lag? This in itself would cut CCP's overhead by a significant amount, as they do not need to be paid, and will work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, without the need for sleep. Oh sure, they don't need sleep, and you don't need to pay them per se, but where are you going to get the supply of brains to keep them going? GoonSwarm Hmm that might work as resent research has found that zombies eat every thing. Meaning that a goon would indeed work because of the large ammounts of fat. --------------==============================-------------- Forgiveness is between you and god, im just here to arrange the meeting.
Jimmae	Posted - 2008.04.07 15:14:00 - [107] Originally by: GM Tacgnol Hey man, have you even seen our military? (For the record, yes, that is the entirety of the Icelandic Armed Forces. There's also a couple of jeeps, but you don't see those on the picture). Those guys sure could kick some major zombie ass. And, they've got jeeps, man. Two of them! Everyone knows that Jeeps outrun zombies. These guys are equipped with G3's by Heckler & Koch! 7.62mm NATO full metal jacket, baby! Zombie stopping power at it's finest I can tell you. Not like those pesky 5.56mm peas that the M16 fires. (A GI called my G3 a "******* elephant gun" back when I was serving.)
Avegh Brykk	Posted - 2008.04.07 15:35:00 - [108] Originally by: CCP Chronotis The servers in London I'm told the servers are in Slough, they've had a zombie problem since the 60's.
Bish Ounen	Posted - 2008.04.07 15:45:00 - [109] Originally by: WulfWestphal your zombi-fu is weak too. i have to inform you, that zombies doesnt need brains to keep on going. Well now, that depends entirely on which zombie you ask. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Ehranavaar CompleXion Industries	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:10:00 - [110] Originally by: DGWabbit Vampire Incursion I recently watched 30 days of night and I think Iceland has a similar season (i wouldn't know i live in the desert)...could this sort of threat also endanger our investments??? I saw a post in regards to Iceland's brutal winters, but in 30 days of night those vampires didn't slow the slightest even in a blizzard. the movie producers forgot that meat freezes solid if unprotected. vampsicles are somehow not quite so terrifying.

Siddy Paisti Paisti Syndicate	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:14:00 - [111] IIRC - USA is responsible for defending Iceland. They got bases there and whatnot, what is grate fail, since we all know US army sucks against zombies.
Primnproper Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:26:00 - [112] Originally by: CCP Gangleri Our research indicates that Zombies do indeed have trouble operating machinery required to travel over sea or air, they are also not likely to be able to survive the swim due to the vicious local wildlife. It is not widely known that the Icelandic government has an ongoing project concerning the training of sharks for this exact purpose. But surely that risks turning the sharks into zombies too
YongMin Shu Hulk Industries	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:26:00 - [113] Originally by: CCP Gangleri Your estimation of Londons advantages are very optimistic to say the least, there are plans for immediate evacuation of key personnel from there in the event of a Zombie Incursion I hope this post alleviates some of your and the players concerns regarding this topic, thank you for your time. May i point out this is a MAJOR error? It has been proven time and again that evacuation only spreads the Zombie Incursion
Haradgrim Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:35:00 - [114] Originally by: YongMin Shu Originally by: CCP Gangleri Your estimation of Londons advantages are very optimistic to say the least, there are plans for immediate evacuation of key personnel from there in the event of a Zombie Incursion I hope this post alleviates some of your and the players concerns regarding this topic, thank you for your time. May i point out this is a MAJOR error? It has been proven time and again that evacuation only spreads the Zombie Incursion Zombie alt spotted Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
Akkarin Pagan	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:46:00 - [115] Originally by: umop 3pisdn I would love to see zombies make their way into the eve storyline at some point. Check out the Sanshas Nation for zombies! Anyway, as a bit of a zombie expert (I'm a veteran of Dead Rising, and Resident Evil), and due to the expertise brought in by the merger with White Wolf on Vampires and Werewolves, I can see that CCP is fully protected from the undead, but has anyone thought about defence against dinosours, specifically Velociraptors (well Deonichus, but velociraptor sounds cooler). Science makes huge leaps on a daily basis, surely a resurgence in dinosaurs, Jurassic Park style is an eventuality that must be planned for. Won't someone please think of the children!!!! Akkarin Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. I don't mean to sound bitter and twisted, but I am, so that's how it comes out. <3 - Immy
Garat Mant	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:50:00 - [116] Originally by: Haradgrim Zombie alt spotted I will be sending you the laundry bill for the NOS energy drink I spilled on my shirt -- CEO, Moons Of Pluto industrial corporation. Recruiting mature players!
RagnarH	Posted - 2008.04.07 16:50:00 - [117] Originally by: Commander TwoGirl Limited Military û The Icelandic military hasnÆt really won any wars lately, have they? wtf u talking about, we won the british in the COD war 1975 (there were 3 cod wars) Tho it was our coast guard that won it FYI, iceland dont have an army. -------------------------- For your termination of Lord Zap we have paid you the bounty that was set to his head: 15,817,032 ISK Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Helen Hunts	Posted - 2008.04.07 17:16:00 - [118] Originally by: Jimmae Originally by: GM Tacgnol Hey man, have you even seen our military? (For the record, yes, that is the entirety of the Icelandic Armed Forces. There's also a couple of jeeps, but you don't see those on the picture). Those guys sure could kick some major zombie ass. And, they've got jeeps, man. Two of them! Everyone knows that Jeeps outrun zombies. These guys are equipped with G3's by Heckler & Koch! 7.62mm NATO full metal jacket, baby! Zombie stopping power at it's finest I can tell you. Not like those pesky 5.56mm peas that the M16 fires. (A GI called my G3 a "******* elephant gun" back when I was serving.) Zombies are not covered under the Geneva Convention, so your NATO FMJs are not the most potent round available. Load up with something that does lots of splash and leaves great gaping holes upon exit. Hollow-points, Hydrashoks, and wad-cutters all work well. If you can find phosphor rounds someplace, you may want a few replacement barrels handy, but you'll really burn through the dead. Literally. Zombies + fire = Marshmallow & stick time _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Usagi Toshiro Fringe Financial and Industries	Posted - 2008.04.07 18:17:00 - [119] So are we to assume that CCP HQ has a stockpile of Pizza and Mt. Dew to keep the Devs running in the event of a full scale Zombie invasion? How much have they stored up, how long can they last before sending an intern out for a supply run? A supply run invites the opporunity of the virus getting into CCP itself.... Better arm that intern with your biggest Anti-Zombie Nerf guns!
WulfWestphal Niflhel	Posted - 2008.04.07 18:21:00 - [120] Edited by: WulfWestphal on 07/04/2008 18:23:34 Originally by: Helen Hunts Zombies + fire = Marshmallow & stick time again: the only thing worse then a zombie trying to eat your brain, is a zombie trying to eat your brain WHILE ON FIRE. you need something with splash damage, yes. but cut out the fire. in other news: i love this thread. :D ---

Roy Batty68 Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.04.07 18:27:00 - [121] Originally by: Usagi Toshiro So are we to assume that CCP HQ has a stockpile of Pizza and Mt. Dew to keep the Devs running in the event of a full scale Zombie invasion? How much have they stored up, how long can they last before sending an intern out for a supply run? A supply run invites the opporunity of the virus getting into CCP itself.... Better arm that intern with your biggest Anti-Zombie Nerf guns! OMG! The beer! What about the beer? I suggest that CCP implement a training program right now that begins an apprenticeship for each of their devs in the art of brewing beer. I mean... if Iceland is going to be the last bastion of civilization in the event of a zombie invasion, there must be beer! Otherwise, how can you call it civilization? There's a few abbeys here in Belgium that might take on an apprentice or two. Good lord! I can't believe we made it this far into this thread without this point being raised. I propose that the first order of business that the CSM takes on is the immediate review of the CCP Zombie Incursion Continuity Training Manual. Everyone knows that the true yardstick of civilization is the brewers stick. Sheesh people. Must I think of everything? Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.04.07 18:54:00 - [122] Originally by: WulfWestphal Edited by: WulfWestphal on 07/04/2008 18:23:34 Originally by: Helen Hunts Zombies + fire = Marshmallow & stick time again: the only thing worse then a zombie trying to eat your brain, is a zombie trying to eat your brain WHILE ON FIRE. you need something with splash damage, yes. but cut out the fire. in other news: i love this thread. :D If you're waiting until the zombies are that close, a shotgun is better suited. (or a chainsaw) Phosphor rounds are for distant targets, not up close. The idea is start the fires way out there so that when they finally die/re-die due to fire, they're not a hazard. Snipers FTW, eh? _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Xaen	Posted - 2008.04.07 20:03:00 - [123] Originally by: Jabezhane Hmmm did someone recently get the Zombie Survival guide book recently too? Funnily enough I got it given to me yesterday for my birthday. It's required reading at my company.* My copy is sitting on my desk at this very moment in fact. For a more entertaining read, I recommend World War Z. * At least among the cool kids. - Support fixing the UI\|Suggest Jita fixes\|Compact logs
The macdaddy Hedion University	Posted - 2008.04.07 20:30:00 - [124] zombie viking! I typed This with my nose!
Kyreax Neuronix	Posted - 2008.04.07 20:35:00 - [125] Zombies are people too! Why the hate? Why such disdain for us- erm cough, them? --------------------------------------------------- It's a Templar, an Amarr Fighter used by Carriers.
Regat Kozovv	Posted - 2008.04.07 20:51:00 - [126] Originally by: CCP Chronotis ...combined with reopening of the Naval Air Station They're reopening it? Interesting. Got more details? =)
F'nog Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2008.04.07 21:33:00 - [127] I'm just happy that here in Tucson, AZ we're completely safe from zombie attacks. Should a horde of the nasty beasties ever come here they'll quickly dwindle in numbers from lack of nutrition and move on. Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
F'nog Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2008.04.07 21:34:00 - [128] Originally by: Regat Kozovv Originally by: CCP Chronotis ...combined with reopening of the Naval Air Station They're reopening it? Interesting. Got more details? =) I believe he was being facetious. Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Spaztick	Posted - 2008.04.07 22:17:00 - [129] Posting in an epic thread.
Tarminic	Posted - 2008.04.07 22:18:00 - [130] Originally by: Kyreax Zombies are people too! Why the hate? Why such disdain for us- erm cough, them? Clearly a Zombie alt. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.8 (Updated 4/7)

Roy Batty68	Posted - 2008.04.07 22:20:00 - [131] Originally by: CCP Chronotis Naval Air Station I did a year and half there with the 57th FS. That wiki article is kind of funny in that those 15s in the first pic aren't even Kef tails. HH is Hickam AFB, Hawaii. Weather is just a tad different there. Anyway, to put us back on track, the skies over Iceland were kept clear of all airborne zombie attacks during my stay. Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Nachshon Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.04.08 01:06:00 - [132] If there is a Class 3 outbreak anywhere in the world except Iceland, CCP should immediately declare a mandatory fanfest, and provide free transportation for all players. In the event that the Class 3 outbreak is contained, everybody has a great time. In the event that it goes to Class 4, CCP will have at its disposal a sizeable army, many of whom have experience taking orders in battle. An organized force of 200,000 people, all of whom have been briefed on how to kill zombies, should be more than enough to secure Iceland. Furthermore, I imagine that a disproportionate number of players have practical skills related to industry or technology. Even if the servers in London are lost, it might be possible to rebuild the servers in Reykjavik. This comes after Iceland's infrastructure is established. Meanwhile, the newly formed Icelandic navy institutes a defense policy based on those of 0.0 alliances - NBSI. The only ships that should be trusted outright would be naval vessels of any friendly nations. Ships of unknown origin will not be fired upon immediately, but will be required to follow instructions of naval vessels. At minimum, all ships must undergo a 48-hour quarantine to ensure that the ship is free of infection. Scientific research into zombies must continue. In my opinion, the effect that zombies have on animals bears study. I say in all seriousness that if sharks that a) could safely consume zombie flesh and b) rather than fleeing zombies, hunted them down, could be created, that would do wonders for security. If they could be equipped with frickin laser beams, all the better. Finally, regular patrols will be set up to scout for zombies. Cold climates are vulnerable to recurring attacks, as zombies can lie dormant for years, even centuries. Similarly, there is the constant danger of zombies washing ashore. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom My v
Chinger Mentis Fidelis R-I-P	Posted - 2008.04.08 01:20:00 - [133] Edited by: Chinger on 08/04/2008 01:21:14 Originally by: Nachshon If there is a Class 3 outbreak anywhere in the world except Iceland, CCP should immediately declare a mandatory fanfest, and provide free transportation for all players. In the event that the Class 3 outbreak is contained, everybody has a great time. In the event that it goes to Class 4, CCP will have at its disposal a sizeable army, many of whom have experience taking orders in battle. An organized force of 200,000 people, all of whom have been briefed on how to kill zombies, should be more than enough to secure Iceland. Furthermore, I imagine that a disproportionate number of players have practical skills related to industry or technology. Even if the servers in London are lost, it might be possible to rebuild the servers in Reykjavik. This comes after Iceland's infrastructure is established. Meanwhile, the newly formed Icelandic navy institutes a defense policy based on those of 0.0 alliances - NBSI. The only ships that should be trusted outright would be naval vessels of any friendly nations. Ships of unknown origin will not be fired upon immediately, but will be required to follow instructions of naval vessels. At minimum, all ships must undergo a 48-hour quarantine to ensure that the ship is free of infection. Scientific research into zombies must continue. In my opinion, the effect that zombies have on animals bears study. I say in all seriousness that if sharks that a) could safely consume zombie flesh and b) rather than fleeing zombies, hunted them down, could be created, that would do wonders for security. If they could be equipped with frickin laser beams, all the better. Finally, regular patrols will be set up to scout for zombies. Cold climates are vulnerable to recurring attacks, as zombies can lie dormant for years, even centuries. Similarly, there is the constant danger of zombies washing ashore. This sounds pretty good but I see one major problem. How would Iceland get the food required to sustain an additional 200,000 people for an unknown but probably extended period of time.
Chinger Mentis Fidelis R-I-P	Posted - 2008.04.08 01:21:00 - [134] Edited by: Chinger on 08/04/2008 01:20:54 nvm double post
MrFahrenheit The humble Crew Odyssey.	Posted - 2008.04.08 03:03:00 - [135] Originally by: CCP Gangleri Military assets have not been deemed necessary so far, we will all have to fend for ourselves and the strongest will prevail. Indeed only the strongest will survive the mass onslaught that is the zombie Incursion, but what about those outside Iceland/CCP? So what are you going to do when the undead start to awake and starts eating up the town, are you just going to sitback and let the foul little devils turn you into man sushi? Well fear not, follow my simple "self help" guide to surviving the forthcoming Zombie invasion and feel safe in the knowlage that you have an increased 1 in 1874 chance of surviving after following this short tutorial. 1- Know thy enemy.... What the hell is a Zombie? A zombie is a fella who's karked it, much like Princess Di, and then is reanimated, athough not reanimated as in a restored copy of Disney's Bambi, but rather its come back to life. Its probibly well known that zombies love the taste of man flesh and in particular the sweet sweet meat contained within your skull. In rescent testing at the Canberra Institute of Zombie Dynamics it was found that 8 out of 10 zombies will actually go staight for your head, biting at the neck area trying to release head from shoulders in a vain attempt to keep the best part for themselves, so they dont have to share it with their zombie friends. The best protection from this form of attack is actually a 1900's brass diving helmet, and of course a scarf (prefribly made of wool) as its well known zombs wont eat anything other than man, so the taste of sheep will probably put it off. Ironically a zombies weakest point is its own head, infact the only way to dispatch a zomb is to destroy its cerabellum which im told is part of the brain, if your unsure where in its brain it is located, its highly reccomended to just keep mashing away at it with your weapon of choice until it stops "twitching". 2- Home defence... While your nations armies are off having fun on the mass zomb shoot, how can you defend yourself at home? Well a deep moat around your home is a good idea, as are a band of headshooting archers, and pots of boiling oil above your parapits. however it has come to my attention that some people outside of the England find it hard to aquire these particular items. So I guess a fence made of pointy sticks or something will keep them at bay. flimsy boards nailed across windows also help. Also I have been told by some americans that guns are great for defending your home. for those that dont have guns/Archers I suggest running like **. 3- On the run... Inevitably at some point your home will be infested by the foul zombs, and so you will have to go "on the run" dont be dismayed if your a couch potatoe though, it does not mean you will actually have to run, you can take your car and as a plus factor fuel will probibly be free, assuming the gas station isnt on fire, which they unfortunatly usually are in such circumstances. also when on the run I reccomend taking the following items.... Packed lunch,beer,pack of mintoes incase of car sickness, toilet paper, cos you never know if your picking up the right kinda leaf. spare socks,passport,mithril shirt,a long stick,first aid kit,fellowship of the ring,beer, and of course an "eyespy" book. 4- Getting Help after Being infected... NEVER trust a zombie, not even if its an old lady zomb trying to cross the street and her shopping bag has split open, spilling her load of gibs across the road, give her the chance and she'll be munching on your face like theres no tommorow. If a Zombie bites you - and I'm not going to mince my words - you're ****, So there you have it, a basic simple guide to surviving against all odds, I reccomend printing this guide, and perhaps laminating it to prevent perishing when it gets soaked in the inevitble fountains of blood that will follow. "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before"
Evita Achura	Posted - 2008.04.08 07:35:00 - [136] Dear CCP and EvE goers: I represent the PFFTOZL The people for the fair treatment of zombie life. I am writing to say that I find this anti-zombie rhetoric wholly distasteful. There is no need to persecute innocent zombies simply because your respective governments were not capable enough to prevent them from shambling amok. Let us take into consideration the simplistic nature of zombies versus the inordinate level of human stupidity. I am certain once compared you will agree that the zombies are the lesser of the two evils. In every instance where a person is zombificated, pre-zombie pandemic, that is to say during the initial stages of zombie release. There is generally speaking a single source. A patient zero, who despite clear warning to stay away from the nasty cranial consumer decides that it is perhaps in their best interest to walk right up to the poor helpless un-dead creature and poke it with a stick. Such blatant acts of provocation against otherwise well intentioned zombies can only lead to immediate reprisal from such simple creatures. One would not strike a dog or cat in such a manner unfit for civilized people how can one justify the blatant disregard for the civil liberties of non sentient human corpses? I would plead with you rather than encourage your user base to engage in such hateful and biggoted anti-zombie sentiments that you would instead encourage them to treat zombies with the care and respect deserving of all lesser creatures. Sincerly yours. -Evita Achura PFFTOZL PS best thread evar.
Fofalus	Posted - 2008.04.08 07:50:00 - [137] Originally by: Nachshon snip That was the most beautiful and brilliantly thought through thing I read on these forums in a while. sheds a tear of joy Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Chillshock Heavy Industries Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.08 08:08:00 - [138] Governments killing Zombies is kindof like... cannibalism. Zombies are a danger! YOU can help!
Evita Achura Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.04.08 08:16:00 - [139] Originally by: Chillshock Governments killing Zombies is kindof like... cannibalism. Zombies are in danger! YOU can help! Fixed
Jimmae Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.04.08 09:23:00 - [140] Originally by: Helen Hunts Zombies are not covered under the Geneva Convention, so your NATO FMJs are not the most potent round available. Load up with something that does lots of splash and leaves great gaping holes upon exit. Hollow-points, Hydrashoks, and wad-cutters all work well. If you can find phosphor rounds someplace, you may want a few replacement barrels handy, but you'll really burn through the dead. Literally. Zombies + fire = Marshmallow & stick time I'm not gonna explain wound ballistics of military FMJ rounds in detail but let me tell you this: The military has found a way around the Geneva Convention rules against soft or hollow tipped projectiles a long time ago. The 7.62mm NATO round starts tumbling almost instantly once it enters tissue. This tumbling and the fact that it has a ring shaped predetermined breaking point at its tail causes the bullet to fragment after a few inches of penetration. It's really the best of both realms... I know, zombies in body armor are rare but IF an infection affects military personnel you'd be in serious trouble with your JHP or wad cutter rounds.

Lautrec LFC Insurgency	Posted - 2008.04.08 13:17:00 - [141] I'm not that worried about CCP. The extensive training in the BERZERKERÖ Viking Fighting Arts that all Scandinavian males take up at the age of 3, is proven to be the best anti zombie fighting system.

CCP Eris Discordia C C P	Posted - 2008.04.08 13:44:00 - [142] I¦m counting on blending in with zombie society because of my natural corpse like pale skin. All I need is plunder the M.A.C make up store and add enough make up to look bruised and more undead. Almost like dressing for a typical night out Now I¦m reading up on WoD material to get the undead look just right Do Zombies eat Vampires? Pink Dread has been hijacked

Reecoh Soltar Exotic Dancer Talent Agency United Corporations Against Macros	Posted - 2008.04.08 13:58:00 - [143] My corp believes CCP's Icelandic zombie readiness is a clear indication that they fully expect an outbreak may occur - which makes sense due to the ongoing development of the World of Darkness MMO in Atlanta. After all, everyone knows necromancers start with zombies long before moving to vampires. So it only makes sense that CCP would prepare the homeland in the event that things go wrong in Atlanta.
eWrath Revenent Defence Corperation The Omni Federation	Posted - 2008.04.08 14:31:00 - [144] This is a much more pernicious threat than zombies can ever be, we'd better be on our guard, our time is short! ----- Beware miners with guns!
Nachshon Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.04.08 16:52:00 - [145] Originally by: Fofalus Originally by: Nachshon snip That was the most beautiful and brilliantly thought through thing I read on these forums in a while. sheds a tear of joy Thank you. bows ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom My v
Ehranavaar CompleXion Industries	Posted - 2008.04.08 17:10:00 - [146] Originally by: Jimmae The 7.62mm NATO round starts tumbling almost instantly once it enters tissue. This tumbling and the fact that it has a ring shaped predetermined breaking point at its tail causes the bullet to fragment after a few inches of penetration. [/quote all bullets including 50 cal tumble in meat the only question is how fast. 5.56 have a nasty tendency to break up inside a person but i've not heard 7.62 is at all prone to that. for anti zombie work i'd prefer 12 ga double ought buck myself.
AeonPhoenix Triwave	Posted - 2008.04.08 17:44:00 - [147] I'd be willing to sacrifice my two accounts if it means I'd get to see an army of zombies invade Iceland. Anyway, it's the servers that count and they're in London, Thames barrier breach anyone?
Roy Batty68 Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.04.08 17:52:00 - [148] Originally by: Jimmae The 7.62mm NATO round starts tumbling almost instantly once it enters tissue. This tumbling and the fact that it has a ring shaped predetermined breaking point at its tail causes the bullet to fragment after a few inches of penetration. It's really the best of both realms... I know, zombies in body armor are rare but IF an infection affects military personnel you'd be in serious trouble with your JHP or wad cutter rounds. In battle, it's better to wound than to kill. You get rid of two guys if one has to carry the other one away... At least that's a theory I heard once about standard NATO ammo. But who cares? Because everyone knows that the best weapons for fighting zombies are: - A cricket bat - A shovel - A double barrel shotgun (if it's only a single barrel, throw it away) - A fire axe - A chainsaw arm - A crowbar (or depending on location, a humungous pipe wrench) Also sometimes handy: - A bazooka - A turbo-charged dune buggy with a lazer mounted on it - An anti-grav gun capable of hurling Big Ben dumpsters - A pool cue - A magnet crane with freight container attachment - An armored bus with snowplow frontend - One of those giant Rambo knives (but that's really just about looking cool) - A nuclear warhead strapped to a four-wheeler - Old ABBA records Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
F'nog Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2008.04.09 00:29:00 - [149] Originally by: Ehranavaar Originally by: Jimmae The 7.62mm NATO round starts tumbling almost instantly once it enters tissue. This tumbling and the fact that it has a ring shaped predetermined breaking point at its tail causes the bullet to fragment after a few inches of penetration. all bullets including 50 cal tumble in meat the only question is how fast. 5.56 have a nasty tendency to break up inside a person but i've not heard 7.62 is at all prone to that. for anti zombie work i'd prefer 12 ga double ought buck myself. Very true. That's why Nato prefers the 5.56 to the 7.62. The 7.62 tends to pass straight through a body, while the 5.56 prefers to tear it up. A 7.62 will hardly make a zombie blink; a 5.56 will make it pause for a second before coming after you. It's best to use a 5.56 to slow it down long enough to hit it with your cricket bat in order to finish the job. Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
hundurinn Wreckless Abandon Un-Natural Selection	Posted - 2008.04.09 01:34:00 - [150] Originally by: eWrath This is a much more pernicious threat than zombies can ever be, we'd better be on our guard, our time is short! I agree, raptors are much worse than zombies. RAPTORS CAN OPEN DOORS.

F'nog Celestial Horizon Corp. Valainaloce	Posted - 2008.04.09 01:35:00 - [151] Originally by: hundurinn Originally by: eWrath This is a much more pernicious threat than zombies can ever be, we'd better be on our guard, our time is short! I agree, raptors are much worse than zombies. RAPTORS CAN OPEN DOORS. Rapton Jesus disagree with you. Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Teslasnip	Posted - 2008.04.09 03:55:00 - [152] In a situation like this it's important to have a strong leader with posetive thinking. CCP allready has such a leader: CEO
Havok Dryke	Posted - 2008.04.09 04:42:00 - [153] Originally by: Roy Batty68 Originally by: Jimmae The 7.62mm NATO round starts tumbling almost instantly once it enters tissue. This tumbling and the fact that it has a ring shaped predetermined breaking point at its tail causes the bullet to fragment after a few inches of penetration. It's really the best of both realms... I know, zombies in body armor are rare but IF an infection affects military personnel you'd be in serious trouble with your JHP or wad cutter rounds. In battle, it's better to wound than to kill. You get rid of two guys if one has to carry the other one away... At least that's a theory I heard once about standard NATO ammo. But who cares? Because everyone knows that the best weapons for fighting zombies are: - A cricket bat - A shovel - A double barrel shotgun (if it's only a single barrel, throw it away) - A fire axe - A chainsaw arm - A crowbar (or depending on location, a humungous pipe wrench) Also sometimes handy: - A bazooka - A turbo-charged dune buggy with a lazer mounted on it - An anti-grav gun capable of hurling Big Ben dumpsters - A pool cue - A magnet crane with freight container attachment - An armored bus with snowplow frontend - One of those giant Rambo knives (but that's really just about looking cool) - A nuclear warhead strapped to a four-wheeler - Old ABBA records Don't forget your Whiffle bat..... -------------------------------------- EVE is a cold, harsh world, filled with people that would kill you without a second thought. The forums are even worse.


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