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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:23:00 -
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Edited by: Larkonis Trassler on 22/04/2008 11:24:38
So there I am, our gatecamp folded for the night, I pop into my nano-rapier and mince around the belts. Find an inty chase him to another belt, also to find a Machariel there. I tackle him and he engages me. The first LOL Wut moment came as I saw what looked like a light missile pop out of his ship. I opened up his profile and saw he was only 6 months old. No wai! I scream at my only corpie not afk to get there in his Crow and tackle him. Meanwhile a Typhoon and Cyclone warp in on me and start putting the hurt on with more precision lights (lolz). I have to bug out and the Crow takes over. I utter these words:
[00:52:06] Larkonis Trassler > stay on him
[00:52:13] Larkonis Trassler > if you die i will buy you a new crow
He dies and the gang warps just as a group of friendlies warp to the belt. I jump in my buzzard and probe their SS and get to it just as they leave it. I get a steer and follow them to a belt where I heriocally bump the Mach in my Cov Ops as it is aligning allowing the rest of the gang to come in and kill it. Unfortunately my FRAPS was out so didn't get to video it.
Here is comedy fit. Perhaps the worst I've seen on any BS since moving into the region.
2008.04.22 01:20
Victim: ****
Alliance: None
Corp: Crystal Angels
Destroyed: Machariel
System: Otou
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 62735
Involved parties:
Classified.
Destroyed items:
EMP L, Qty: 15
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 41
'Malkuth' Standard Missile Launcher I
1MN Afterburner II
Reactor Control Unit I
Gyrostabilizer II
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 3728 (Cargo)
Nuclear L, Qty: 4399 (Cargo)
Fusion L, Qty: 2911 (Cargo)
Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 3
Hammerhead I (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
EMP L, Qty: 67
Tracking Speed
Tracking Speed
Optical Tracking Computer I
Optical Tracking Computer I
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Eutectic I Capacitor Charge Array
1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I
Large Armor Repairer I
'Refuge' Adaptive Nano Plating I
Armor Kinetic Hardener I
Gyrostabilizer II
Phased Plasma L, Qty: 3951 (Cargo)
Depleted Uranium L, Qty: 3630 (Cargo)
Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters (Cargo)
EMP L, Qty: 1427 (Cargo)
Hammerhead I, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)
I cried I really did.
EDIT: Also cried now the mods have pwned my sig :( |
NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:30:00 -
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I really don't know why peoples are so stupid to fit an AWESOME ship like a Machariel with such crap / disaster setup .
Peoples that fit such ships with setups like that should never have been allowed to touch a ship like Machariel. |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:31:00 -
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Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank |
NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:37:00 -
[4]
Edited by: NightmareX on 22/04/2008 11:43:47
 Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
1MN Afterburner II / Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters on a Machariel, wooooooow, your so gonna go fast with that.
Dude, he wasn't even fitting up named t1 stuffs on his Machariel. Some few things was t1 named and t2, but look at his guns, Armor hardeners etc.
If you can't fit t2 or faction stuffs on a faction ship, then you don't deserve to use one.
Noobs in faction bs'es is a terrible terrible idea.
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1tommo1
Caldari
Task Force Zener
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:39:00 -
[5]
 LOL 
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Ciryadin
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:40:00 -
[6]
Just a shame to T1 fit a machariel -.-
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:48:00 -
[7]
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
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Tridik
Caldari
the united
Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:49:00 -
[8]
Thats like ordering American Beer at an English Pub.
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NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:55:00 -
[9]
Edited by: NightmareX on 22/04/2008 11:57:03
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
So your saying a Machariel is a frigate?
And if you have a brain, you can see a Machariel in my sig. Does it looks like a frig there?
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:56:00 -
[10]
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
So your saying a Machariel is a frigate?
no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors?
he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates )
so it was frigate slayer.
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128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:58:00 -
[11]
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:58:00 -
[12]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
So your saying a Machariel is a frigate?
no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors?
he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates )
so it was frigate slayer.
/facepalm
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NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:59:00 -
[13]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
So your saying a Machariel is a frigate?
no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors?
he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates )
so it was frigate slayer.
But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull****, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:59:00 -
[14]
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing.
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
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ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:00:00 -
[15]
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
So your saying a Machariel is a frigate?
no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors?
he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates )
so it was frigate slayer.
But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull****, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel.
ur logic flawd.
descriptions of 100mn says battleships.
frigate isnt battleship last time i check.
get head check.
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ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing.
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
Troll much?
Anyways, in the remote chance that you are serious.
With a Gistii A type AB, you get less than a 10 m/s increase in speed, I don't really think that is extremely usefull when it comes to hunting down frigates.
we are recruiting!
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:03:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Inertial
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing.
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
Troll much?
Anyways, in the remote chance that you are serious.
With a Gistii A type AB, you get less than a 10 m/s increase in speed, I don't really think that is extremely usefull when it comes to hunting down frigates.
but u fail to consider that 10m/s is better than nothing.
i see ur logic flawed too.
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NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:05:00 -
[18]
Originally by: El'Tar
But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull****, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel.
ur logic flawd.
descriptions of 100mn says battleships.
frigate isnt battleship last time i check.
get head check.
And when the descriptions say it's for a Battleship, then why should not a Machariel not use it when a machariel IS A BATTLESHIP.
Dude, i hope you know who you are talking to, there is a reason i'm in almost every Machariel topics on this forum.
I know the ship 100% in and out. I have owned the ship many times my self, so don't talk to me like i have no clue.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:05:00 -
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ps when i got machariel bpc i go mine in retriever to make minerals
so minerals was free too, so machariel 100% free
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stinger7
eve tutors inc
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:12:00 -
[20]
Originally by: NightmareX
And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS.
NightmareX is this guy causing you pain cos my sides are actually hurting reading how he fitted his ship and how little clue he has.
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Sunja Pyro
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:12:00 -
[21]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
is that some sort of Haiku?
Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions.
The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it.
You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship.
what is this haiku?.
i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW
This guy is really epic in his not-understanding the game mechanics...
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NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:13:00 -
[22]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
is that some sort of Haiku?
Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions.
The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it.
You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship.
what is this haiku?.
i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW
READ THIS 100 times more before you post ever again.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:13:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Sunja Pyro
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
is that some sort of Haiku?
Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions.
The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it.
You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship.
what is this haiku?.
i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW
This guy is really epic in his not-understanding the game mechanics...
u better be referin to the noobs or im gonna get my brother to kill ur ship
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:14:00 -
[24]
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
is that some sort of Haiku?
Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions.
The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it.
You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship.
what is this haiku?.
i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW
READ THIS 100 times more before you post ever again.
i not click link cause its probably virus to destroy pc.
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NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:15:00 -
[25]
Ahahaha, dude, just leave this topic, you are only trolling.
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stinger7
eve tutors inc
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:16:00 -
[26]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS.
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt true
100mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your battleships.
10mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your cruisers or battlecruisers.
1mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your friggies and destroyers.
You do not fit a 1mn mwd or afterburner on a battleship just because you are going after firggies. |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:16:00 -
[27]
Originally by: NightmareX
Ahahaha, dude, just leave this topic, you are only trolling.
so i victorious of argument?
i happy to accept apology of yours. |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:17:00 -
[28]
Originally by: stinger7
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS.
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt true
100mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your battleships.
10mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your cruisers or battlecruisers.
1mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your friggies and destroyers.
You do not fit a 1mn mwd or afterburner on a battleship just because you are going after firggies.
provide evidence cause ur just lyin |
Sunja Pyro
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:18:00 -
[29]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS.
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt ture
Read the description for Afterburner 100mn at least a 100 times please...
Quote:
Gives a boost to the maximum velocity of the ship when activated.
The thrust that boosts the ship, and the corresponding maximum velocity bonus,
are limited by the mass of the ship that uses this module.
Note: Battleship class module
powergrid usage 625
cpu usage 50
And now tell us, how a frigate should ever fit this? |
NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:19:00 -
[30]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: stinger7
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS.
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt true
100mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your battleships.
10mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your cruisers or battlecruisers.
1mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your friggies and destroyers.
You do not fit a 1mn mwd or afterburner on a battleship just because you are going after firggies.
provide evidence cause ur just lyin
LOL, maybe your should log into EVE and play it before you say anything.
Oh wait, maybe it was your alt that lost that Machariel. |
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stinger7
eve tutors inc
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:19:00 -
[31]
Edited by: stinger7 on 22/04/2008 12:20:56
Edited by: stinger7 on 22/04/2008 12:20:17
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: stinger7
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS.
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt true
100mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your battleships.
10mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your cruisers or battlecruisers.
1mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your friggies and destroyers.
You do not fit a 1mn mwd or afterburner on a battleship just because you are going after firggies.
provide evidence cause ur just lyin
Look at the description of this 100mn mwd it says its a "battleship class module".
http://www.eve-online.com/itemdatabase/EN/shipequipment/propulsion/microwarpdrives/12054.asp
Cruiser sized 10mn module.
http://www.eve-online.com/itemdatabase/EN/shipequipment/propulsion/microwarpdrives/12052.asp
friggie sized 1mn module
http://www.eve-online.com/itemdatabase/EN/shipequipment/propulsion/microwarpdrives/434.asp
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128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:20:00 -
[32]
Is this guy for real...???
Let's assume it is not some very subtile troll.
1mn AB/MWD = fitted on frigates
10mn AB/MWD = fitted on cruisers/battlecruisers
100mn AB/MWD = battleships
Machariel=Battleship=100mn MWD and NO NOT A FRICKING AFTERBURNER YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER ~CENSORED~
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:20:00 -
[33]
u guys r all lyin. i not gonna fall 2 ur scam 2 take my isk
and i not go link because virus threat. |
stinger7
eve tutors inc
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:23:00 -
[34]
Edited by: stinger7 on 22/04/2008 12:26:20
Originally by: El'Tar
u guys r all lyin. i not gonna fall 2 ur scam 2 take my isk
and i not go link because virus threat.
Look it up for yourself in the item database on this forum.
Heres the path:
item database/Ship Equipment/Propulsion/Microwarpdrives/100MN MicroWarpdrive I. |
NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:23:00 -
[35]
Originally by: El'Tar
u guys r all lyin. i not gonna fall 2 ur scam 2 take my isk
and i not go link because virus threat.
And why are we lying?. So your saying your not lying?, you have any more proof than we have? |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:24:00 -
[36]
i sorrry to every one
ceo tell me shut up and say sorry
i sorry i mistake. |
128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:27:00 -
[37]
bangs head against wall...
imagine having this guy in your corp...
on a second thought, this guy just seems too eager to be an idiot which makes me think hes just doing this for the fun of it... at least i hope...
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Jaedar Metron
I G N O T U S
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:28:00 -
[38]
Edited by: Jaedar Metron on 22/04/2008 12:28:42
Just a troll, no one could be this stupid...
That being said, It's really tempting to wardec the corp he's in! 
Just think of the lolfits, we could basically *****them in T1 fitted Cruisers 
And... And... I wanta pod him!
EDIT: And his CEO, for being stupid enough to actually recruit this idiot |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:28:00 -
[39]
in signoture my big brother. dont offend me again or he hunt u
this last post now.
i sorry mistake again and im still agrny at the original poster for gankin my machariel ( was unfair ) |
Jaedar Metron
I G N O T U S
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:30:00 -
[40]
We have a winnah! Now I really want to eat his corp...
OP! Where can I find these guys? |
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:30:00 -
[41]
im in battlefit in sosan ready for battling. |
Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:31:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Jaedar Metron
Edited by: Jaedar Metron on 22/04/2008 12:28:42
Just a troll, no one could be this stupid...
That being said, It's really tempting to wardec the corp he's in!
Just think of the lolfits, we could basically *****them in T1 fitted Cruisers
And... And... I wanta pod him!
EDIT: And his CEO, for being stupid enough to actually recruit this idiot
Genos Occidere isn't really a noob corp to be honest tough. He is just trolling, nothing to see here, move along. |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:32:00 -
[43]
u tell him
wed kik ur behind |
NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:33:00 -
[44]
THIS is how you fit a Machariel .
It's from the Test Server, but meh, who cares, a setup is a setup. |
Jaedar Metron
I G N O T U S
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:33:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Jaedar Metron on 22/04/2008 12:34:49
EDIT: We liek feeding trolls tho. Head or leg? |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:36:00 -
[46]
I not lose machariel on el'tar. |
128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:46:00 -
[47]
Originally by: El'Tar
im in battlefit in sosan ready for battling.
Im in my suit at the office ready to get back to work after I LMFAO. |
Durzel
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.04.22 12:53:00 -
[48]
An extra 10 m/sec can make all the difference!!1one. Well worth wasting using a mid slot on. |
Teraos
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:03:00 -
[49]
On behalf of Genos Occidere I appologise, and El'tar is also sorry. |
RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:08:00 -
[50]
Originally by: El'Tar
im in battlefit in sosan ready for battling.
EL'Tar for CSM 
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Ralara
Caldari
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:09:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Edited by: Larkonis Trassler on 22/04/2008 11:24:38
So there I am, our gatecamp folded for the night, I pop into my nano-rapier and mince around the belts. Find an inty chase him to another belt, also to find a Machariel there. I tackle him and he engages me. The first LOL Wut moment came as I saw what looked like a light missile pop out of his ship. I opened up his profile and saw he was only 6 months old. No wai! I scream at my only corpie not afk to get there in his Crow and tackle him. Meanwhile a Typhoon and Cyclone warp in on me and start putting the hurt on with more precision lights (lolz). I have to bug out and the Crow takes over. I utter these words:
[00:52:06] Larkonis Trassler > stay on him
[00:52:13] Larkonis Trassler > if you die i will buy you a new crow
He dies and the gang warps just as a group of friendlies warp to the belt. I jump in my buzzard and probe their SS and get to it just as they leave it. I get a steer and follow them to a belt where I heriocally bump the Mach in my Cov Ops as it is aligning allowing the rest of the gang to come in and kill it. Unfortunately my FRAPS was out so didn't get to video it.
Here is comedy fit. Perhaps the worst I've seen on any BS since moving into the region.
2008.04.22 01:20
Victim: ****
Alliance: None
Corp: Crystal Angels
Destroyed: Machariel
System: Otou
Security: 0.3
Damage Taken: 62735
Involved parties:
Classified.
Destroyed items:
EMP L, Qty: 15
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 41
'Malkuth' Standard Missile Launcher I
1MN Afterburner II
Reactor Control Unit I
Gyrostabilizer II
Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 3728 (Cargo)
Nuclear L, Qty: 4399 (Cargo)
Fusion L, Qty: 2911 (Cargo)
Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 3
Hammerhead I (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
1200mm Artillery Cannon I
EMP L, Qty: 67
Tracking Speed
Tracking Speed
Optical Tracking Computer I
Optical Tracking Computer I
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Eutectic I Capacitor Charge Array
1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I
Large Armor Repairer I
'Refuge' Adaptive Nano Plating I
Armor Kinetic Hardener I
Gyrostabilizer II
Phased Plasma L, Qty: 3951 (Cargo)
Depleted Uranium L, Qty: 3630 (Cargo)
Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters (Cargo)
EMP L, Qty: 1427 (Cargo)
Hammerhead I, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)
I cried I really did.
EDIT: Also cried now the mods have pwned my sig :(
/o\
(and guys, that dude with the 100mn AB/10mn AB is a *troll*, why are you arguing with it?) |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:13:00 -
[52]
hi rule of bone.
how can u b ruler of bone + dont insult me by callin me a CSM, and what is a csm anyway?
this last time i post
ceo angri |
The macdaddy
Amarr
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:18:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Teraos
On behalf of Genos Occidere I appologise, and El'tar is also sorry.
Dont apologise, this guy is gold! make him post in more threads.
Could teach jenny a few things tbh
I typed This with my nose! |
128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:37:00 -
[54]
I dont think anyone is insulted, he just learnt a valuable lesson on how these forums can be nasty when you are wrong.
Dont kick the lad, he probably meant no harm.
Ps. Next time sell the ship and make alot of ISK and have fun!
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:47:00 -
[55]
Originally by: 128th ABC123
I dont think anyone is insulted, he just learnt a valuable lesson on how these forums can be nasty when you are wrong.
Dont kick the lad, he probably meant no harm.
Ps. Next time sell the ship and make alot of ISK and have fun!
but i did buy 1 machariel 100 dolla, if i sold it for isk this is against eula.
this last time i post |
Alexis Umbra
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Posted - 2008.04.22 13:59:00 -
[56]
I can't believe this thread lasted 3 pages long. I would've thought no one would believe he's serious. Then again, its the internet, there's all kinds here. Entertaining read though.
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Kindred Wolf
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:02:00 -
[57]
Originally by: El'Tar
but i did buy 1 machariel 100 dolla,
Just buying an in game item (ie. Machariel) for real world cash is against the EULA!!!
Good luck with upcoming petitions :)
ps. I hope the GMs ban you for this infraction of the EULA
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:03:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Kindred Wolf
Originally by: El'Tar
but i did buy 1 machariel 100 dolla,
Just buying an in game item (ie. Machariel) for real world cash is against the EULA!!!
Good luck with upcoming petitions :)
ps. I hope the GMs ban you for this infraction of the EULA
hows this?ur liar and thief. u try get my isk? imo
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Yldraeth
Amarr
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:12:00 -
[59]
El'Tar my hat off to you good sir your one of the best trolls i have seen in quite some time.
To all the rest of you .......
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Ja'kar
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:20:00 -
[60]
i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW
I have not read all the posts and this has got to be a wind up! but the only way anything is free in eve is if someone gives it to you, otherwise your using your eve-time which as 99% of eve players knows has a isk per hour value in some sense -
In fact, even if some gives you a free ship, you save eve man hour time, if you lose it and want it back you then have to spend those hours again, so there is a cost, to a loss, even if the bs was free. You seem to be saying you mined out the mines and brought the BPC so there is a big cost for you to replace ships in that case.
If this is not a windup then really just take you r loss and laugh it off, its the only way!
MAFIA Website
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:37:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Ja'kar
i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW
I have not read all the posts and this has got to be a wind up! but the only way anything is free in eve is if someone gives it to you, otherwise your using your eve-time which as 99% of eve players knows has a isk per hour value in some sense -
In fact, even if some gives you a free ship, you save eve man hour time, if you lose it and want it back you then have to spend those hours again, so there is a cost, to a loss, even if the bs was free. You seem to be saying you mined out the mines and brought the BPC so there is a big cost for you to replace ships in that case.
If this is not a windup then really just take you r loss and laugh it off, its the only way!
ur dumb and wrong
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Kalorned
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:45:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Ja'kar
i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW
I have not read all the posts and this has got to be a wind up! but the only way anything is free in eve is if someone gives it to you, otherwise your using your eve-time which as 99% of eve players knows has a isk per hour value in some sense -
In fact, even if some gives you a free ship, you save eve man hour time, if you lose it and want it back you then have to spend those hours again, so there is a cost, to a loss, even if the bs was free. You seem to be saying you mined out the mines and brought the BPC so there is a big cost for you to replace ships in that case.
If this is not a windup then really just take you r loss and laugh it off, its the only way!
Your statments would be true except for one problem:
eve man hour time is not calculated like real time. It is as follows
It's okay though, Kalorned understands not everyone can be smart like himself.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:50:00 -
[63]
thx brother 4 defendin me kalorned
if u guys wanna battle 1v1, make battle with my big brother.
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ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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D'Avore
Black Omega Security
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:56:00 -
[64]
EPIC
TROLL
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:57:00 -
[65]
Originally by: El'Tar
hi rule of bone.
how can u b ruler of bone + dont insult me by callin me a CSM, and what is a csm anyway?
this last time i post
ceo angri
CSM=Say random stuff for make win free trip to crappy volcanic outcrop somewhere on Earth to drink beer and eat fish.
You may rule me anytime  .
Say hi to your big brother for me too.
"Lead Me..Follow Me..Or get the **** out of my way"
General George Patton USA
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lordferatu
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 14:57:00 -
[66]
this troll spam has been brought to you courtesy of genos occidere.
please mind the gap.
Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus
Errm.. This is Eve.. Not Bondage Freaks Online..
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AizenSousuke
Gallente
Gear Ratio
Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:01:00 -
[67]
After reading the replies that El'Tar post and how it boggles my mind, I decided to do a lil bit of sniffing around because I know this dude has to be joking.. A little bit of searching though his forum posting history shows that about a year ago, he was actually posting things that made sense:
http://www.eve-search.com/thread/476477/page/1#6
Originally by: El'Tar
I don't like flying around w/o a scrambler, but that's just me.
I think an artillery setup Cyclone can be good in gang, maybe 5 720mm's 3 heavy launchers, Large shield booster, 2 invul, medium cap booster, and a warpdisruptor/shield amp
2 gyro + 2 pdu
http://www.eve-search.com/thread/418299/page/1#11
Originally by: El'Tar
Although running the mwd gimps your cap a bit :)
I prefered an artillery setup, it tanked better and it seemed to kill rats faster
Even talking about mwds... So he DOES know how it works..
Well anyways, its pretty damn obvious that he's either playing you all for fools, or the real owner of that char sold it to some troll.
Just so you all know he's screwing with all of you...
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"With hard work and focus ye shall achieve."
Unless stated otherwise, the opinions above do not reflect those of my corp or my alliance. Thx. >.> |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:03:00 -
[68]
yea but i got baught chacrarctir
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Angelwhisper
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:03:00 -
[69]
3 pages that took for someone to say that. you do not deserve a cookie 
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:06:00 -
[70]
So we have all decided that El'tar was right and i should use my 1mn ab for frig killing. K thx
This work for my 'Caldari Navy Raven' aswell? I need to kill some frig rats in losec you see, thanks for your help.
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THEHUNTER123
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:11:00 -
[71]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull****, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel.
ur logic flawd.
descriptions of 100mn says battleships.
frigate isnt battleship last time i check.
get head check.
And when the descriptions say it's for a Battleship, then why should not a Machariel not use it when a machariel IS A BATTLESHIP.
Dude, i hope you know who you are talking to, there is a reason i'm in almost every Machariel topics on this forum.
I know the ship 100% in and out. I have owned the ship many times my self, so don't talk to me like i have no clue.
oh sorry big guy, you mean you know the ship -100%.
i sed hutning frigates.
therefore 100mn afterburner useless.
logic flawed on ur department.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG YOU TARD!!!!!!!! 1MN after burner is for a frigate I.E it's a mod that is used to go on frigate ships 100MN AB is for a Battle ship ( not for hunting ) i.e 100mn is a battle ship class mod 1mn is a frigate class it doesnt mean they are used for frigate hunting IT'S WHAT TYPE OF ******* SHIP THEY GO ON YOU TARDDDDD!!!!!!!!
/me  facepalm
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Johnny Gurkha
Clown College
Clown Punchers Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:28:00 -
[72]
This thread is pure win, what an entertaining read 
Recruiting ****s |
Sister MaryElephant
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:29:00 -
[73]
El'Tar makes me moist
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:30:00 -
[74]
hi u forgot to pay ticket to see this thread.
usend me 5m now or i get bouncers to come hunt ur ship down. and big brother pwn u too
so send me 5m
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Cybele Lanier
Amarr
The Graduates
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:31:00 -
[75]
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Is this guy for real...???
Let's assume it is not some very subtile troll.
You think he's subtle?! This is comedy gold.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:32:00 -
[76]
this is my new profession. i like gold. send gold now
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MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
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woooooooooooooooooooooo
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:34:00 -
[77]
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing.
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sethfon
Caldari
Apex Ultima
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Posted - 2008.04.22 15:56:00 -
[78]
What about this set up!
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=707196
This how i fly my Mach.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 16:08:00 -
[79]
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Originally by: El'Tar
hi rule of bone.
how can u b ruler of bone + dont insult me by callin me a CSM, and what is a csm anyway?
this last time i post
ceo angri
CSM=Say random stuff for make win free trip to crappy volcanic outcrop somewhere on Earth to drink beer and eat fish.
You may rule me anytime .
Say hi to your big brother for me too.
jus saw this. i do lik sum fish but most r not good, fish fingrs r g ood tho IMO. whta is outcrop? and volcanos r cool but thehy a bit scary imo, and drink beer, i not legal to drink beer ( srsly)
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Triksterism
Gallente
Image Not Found
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Posted - 2008.04.22 16:42:00 -
[80]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull****, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel.
ur logic flawd.
descriptions of 100mn says battleships.
frigate isnt battleship last time i check.
get head check.
And when the descriptions say it's for a Battleship, then why should not a Machariel not use it when a machariel IS A BATTLESHIP.
Dude, i hope you know who you are talking to, there is a reason i'm in almost every Machariel topics on this forum.
I know the ship 100% in and out. I have owned the ship many times my self, so don't talk to me like i have no clue.
oh sorry big guy, you mean you know the ship -100%.
i sed hutning frigates.
therefore 100mn afterburner useless.
logic flawed on ur department.
So in your logic, a frigate should fit a 100MN Afterburner if he's going after battleship rats?
yes
i know why this guy in anti frigate setup.
once me got attack 2 people. 2 rifters and killd me with no ransom demand
if was 1v1 i win tho.
no clue if rifter has 100mn afterburners fitted.
Make love to me. Now.
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CCP Please update my portrait on the website/forums :D
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Ja'kar
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.22 16:45:00 -
[81]
El'Tar = a young ginger with an older brother that equals = tiller!!!
The forums are gonna melt, eve is gonna crash and we all gonna have to play wow!!!
Gl in game - come to low sec we will give you more free stuff.
MAFIA Website
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 16:48:00 -
[82]
y u think i gingar? ITS STRAWBERRY BLONDE , get it? and who hell is this tiller noob, thats not my big brother
clik signature if u want to see big brother in action ( pwnin u )
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The macdaddy
Amarr
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.04.22 16:59:00 -
[83]
Originally by: AizenSousuke
Even talking about mwds... So he DOES know how it works..
Well anyways, its pretty damn obvious that he's either playing you all for fools, or the real owner of that char sold it to some troll.
Just so you all know he's screwing with all of you...
Really!??
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Xailz
Amarr
Thunder Talons
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:15:00 -
[84]
Ide just like to thank El'tar for giving me something to laugh about while at college
<3 genos
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Oregon sinful
Black Plague.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:17:00 -
[85]
I wish you could all see the smile on my face right now.
Ima go get some water, cuz my thought is sore from laughing...
Buahahahaha!!
Win A Faction BS BPC of your choice!
Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal |
El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:18:00 -
[86]
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 17:18:20
popl + placis > search el'tar > giv muny 5000000
or big brother cums ontop of u.
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Prophaniti013
The Storm Knights
The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:26:00 -
[87]
El'tar, you owe me a new keyboard for making me spit hot coffee all over it.
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Radcjk
Caldari
Dark Star LTD
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.04.22 17:28:00 -
[88]
This topic makes me sad.
On a side note, nice to see you and Jogvan killing the old stomping grounds, Larkonis.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.04.22 21:23:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Radcjk
This topic makes me sad.
On a side note, nice to see you and Jogvan killing the old stomping grounds, Larkonis.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 21:31:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Radcjk
This topic makes me sad.
On a side note, nice to see you and Jogvan killing the old stomping grounds, Larkonis.
We aim to please!
get out of my topics plese
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Kalorned
Minmatar
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 21:38:00 -
[91]
Kalorned believes his older brother El'Tar is right in this situation IMO. Kalorned feels you all need to quit derailing the topic of discussion and re-focus on my brothers excellent points that he has made.
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Radcjk
Caldari
Dark Star LTD
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.04.22 22:02:00 -
[92]
Originally by: El'Tar
get out of my topics plese
Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong...you're wrong.
Topic is not yours.
/dances.
I'll have to send you and Jogvan a line in the near future Larkonis. Me and Ezekial may be passing through in the near future..I figure we might wanna help your endevaors for a short spell if your interest.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 22:03:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Radcjk
Originally by: El'Tar
get out of my topics plese
Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong...you're wrong.
Topic is not yours.
/dances.
I'll have to send you and Jogvan a line in the near future Larkonis. Me and Ezekial may be passing through in the near future..I figure we might wanna help your endevaors for a short spell if your interest.
Or kill each other. We've done both *chuckles*
chek kalorneds post. he no agree with u.kalorned allways rite (he smart)
u leve topic to. ino like u. IMO |
Fyrewyre
Gallente
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.04.22 23:41:00 -
[94]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: Radcjk
Originally by: El'Tar
get out of my topics plese
Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong...you're wrong.
Topic is not yours.
/dances.
I'll have to send you and Jogvan a line in the near future Larkonis. Me and Ezekial may be passing through in the near future..I figure we might wanna help your endevaors for a short spell if your interest.
Or kill each other. We've done both *chuckles*
chek kalorneds post. he no agree with u.kalorned allways rite (he smart)
u leve topic to. ino like u. IMO
Oh ffs, anybody even bother to use the search button and type El'Tar in the text box.
It was funny to begin with now its just getting a little old.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.22 23:59:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Fyrewyre
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: Radcjk
Originally by: El'Tar
get out of my topics plese
Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong...you're wrong.
Topic is not yours.
/dances.
I'll have to send you and Jogvan a line in the near future Larkonis. Me and Ezekial may be passing through in the near future..I figure we might wanna help your endevaors for a short spell if your interest.
Or kill each other. We've done both *chuckles*
chek kalorneds post. he no agree with u.kalorned allways rite (he smart)
u leve topic to. ino like u. IMO
Oh ffs, anybody even bother to use the search button and type El'Tar in the text box.
its just getting a little old.
like your mothar
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Fyrewyre
Gallente
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.04.23 00:06:00 -
[96]
Well yeah, seen as though i'm near 30 so she cant be that young.
Most obvious reply ever?
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
ANTHRAX DEATH
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Posted - 2008.04.23 00:20:00 -
[97]
I can't believe he's trolled you guys all the way into page 4 of the thread... gg El'tar.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.23 00:42:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Fyrewyre
Well yeah, seen as though i'm near 30 so she cant be that young.
Most obvious reply ever?
i 13 so mother youn ( 40 )
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Chomapuraku
Caldari
Templar Republic
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:11:00 -
[99]
my tube monitor shattered from the amount of sheer comedy being forced through it. good thing LCD monitors are immune
Originally by: Matrixcvd
can the RL arguments just take a back seat, i dont care about horatio hornblower or what the battle of juttland was like.
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Nallii
Amarr
Gemini Sun
Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:19:00 -
[100]
Posting in a legendary thread.
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:27:00 -
[101]
i post legendary thread too
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Temp Boi
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:31:00 -
[102]
I think El'tar is pretty cool guy. Eh uses 1MN AB on battleship and doesnt afraid of anything.
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Chomapuraku
Caldari
Templar Republic
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.04.23 01:54:00 -
[103]
bubble-bursting time
look up el'tar on the battleclinic killboards. apparently, he flies t2-fitted megas with 100+ mil fittings. either they came with the account that he bought on ebay, or he's an incredibly talented troll, the likes of which few of us have ever seen
Originally by: Matrixcvd
can the RL arguments just take a back seat, i dont care about horatio hornblower or what the battle of juttland was like.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.04.23 03:06:00 -
[104]
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
1) Find a fire
2) Jump in
4) ???
5) C&P Profits \0/ |
Radcjk
Caldari
Dark Star LTD
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.04.23 03:16:00 -
[105]
Id offer him a revolver to eat but he'd likely spend all day looking for the safety. |
Cerulean Fire
Gallente
Gemini Sun
Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:03:00 -
[106]
I can't believe this troll has lasted this long...
hilarious.
IISUN is Recruiting \o/
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PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
aurorae pacificas
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:53:00 -
[107]
Props to el'tar. Epic trolling.
Would read again. For those that fell for obvious troll, shame on you.
Aussie TZ pvp corp AuPac is recruiting |
Jorroo
the united
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Posted - 2008.04.23 09:02:00 -
[108]
Quote:
but i did buy 1 machariel 100 dolla, if i sold it for isk this is against eula.
this last time i post
Where can i get one for this magic Price :):):)
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.04.23 10:16:00 -
[109]
Hur Hur Eltar you are wrongs with artilery when everyones nose that u fitting railguns to macharial with shield tank for bigger speed make no mistaking of it
what are you some type of tree stump you foolish dude oh yes |
NightmareX
Quam Singulari
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.23 10:42:00 -
[110]
LOL, El'tar, your saying you have to use 1MN Afterburner on a Battleship because it's for going after frigs and that, but hey, hold on a second, why are you fitting 1200mm's then, shouldn't you fit 250mm Light Artillery Cannon I then?, since that's a small gun, so you can go after small npcs.
Oh snap.
You just failed then by your own logic.
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Wideen
Caldari
Eon Project
Legion of Honor
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Posted - 2008.04.23 11:14:00 -
[111]
EL TAR FOR PRESIDENT!!! that is omgwtfpwnage forum skills right there.. you made me laugh hard
Originally by: F'nog
Your math intrigues me, and I wish to subscribe to its newsletter.
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Tzar'rim
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.04.23 11:20:00 -
[112]
Yeah at first I thought he was annoying like Jenny, after a few posts that changed.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 11:29:00 -
[113]
Originally by: NightmareX
LOL, El'tar, your saying you have to use 1MN Afterburner on a Battleship because it's for going after frigs and that, but hey, hold on a second, why are you fitting 1200mm's then, shouldn't you fit 250mm Light Artillery Cannon I then?, since that's a small gun, so you can go after small npcs.
Oh snap.
You just failed then by your own logic.
Dude, nightmare... just admit El'Tar won the thread. I laughed so hard at the first page
But yes, he should of had 250mm Light Arty I's fit. He completely screwed himself there. |
Ja'kar
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.23 12:09:00 -
[114]
just admit El'Tar won the thread. I laughed so hard at the first page
yes credit where credit is due he got one over most of us in the thread!!!
GJ |
Johnny Rook
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.04.23 13:00:00 -
[115]
Originally by: NightmareX
LOL, El'tar, your saying you have to use 1MN Afterburner on a Battleship because it's for going after frigs and that, but hey, hold on a second, why are you fitting 1200mm's then, shouldn't you fit 250mm Light Artillery Cannon I then?, since that's a small gun, so you can go after small npcs.
Oh snap.
You just failed then by your own logic.
yeah, I guess you win
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.23 14:42:00 -
[116]
I'm happy that you guys enjoyed it.
/troll over
Although I might try it again sometime, I enjoyed it a lot. The fact nearly everyone was taking me serious made me laugh my ass off, and p.s. I'm not an experienced troll, however I do like to act like a complete r3tard ingame all the time, so it probably came from that.
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Angelwhisper
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.23 14:57:00 -
[117]
Edited by: Angelwhisper on 23/04/2008 14:58:20
Lol. And the amount of evemails I have had from people quoting this thread and saying "zomg how can you let someone like that into your corp? How come you haven't kicked him? Zomg?"
Seriously... lol.
AND THIS:
Originally by: THEHUNTER123
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG YOU TARD!!!!!!!! 1MN after burner is for a frigate I.E it's a mod that is used to go on frigate ships 100MN AB is for a Battle ship ( not for hunting ) i.e 100mn is a battle ship class mod 1mn is a frigate class it doesnt mean they are used for frigate hunting IT'S WHAT TYPE OF ******* SHIP THEY GO ON YOU TARDDDDD!!!!!!!!
/me facepalm
Is just seriously EPIC on a scale so immense that it dwarfs all reason & logic. Not that there was much logic and common sense in peoples heated replies in this topic in the first place :D
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Hameska
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Posted - 2008.04.23 16:18:00 -
[118]
What's almost as funny as the stupid fitting on the Machariel is this thread. The fact that so many of you guys spent pages trying to respond to El'Tar and saying the 'lad learned his lesson' is just el oh el.
10/10 El'tar for the trolling.
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Elise Randolph
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2008.04.23 16:21:00 -
[119]
ITT: A bunch of fools got trolled and didn't realize it until the troll said "Oh hai i'm trolling kthx"
NightmareX, 128th ABC123, hedfunk, et al....lrn2internet. Though I think NightmareX got it towards the end. But I was greatly disturbed that his Mach setup didn't involve polycarbs or any sort of nano. I think I may have gotten troll'd...
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Decepshun
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Posted - 2008.04.23 16:25:00 -
[120]
Ha! Think that's funny? Check out this fitting on this clown that me corpmates nailed a short while ago...I altered the identities of those involved to prevent further embarassment.
2008.04.22 04:39
Victim: ????
Alliance: ???
Corp: ???
Destroyed: Megathron
System: Seyllin
Security: 0.4
Damage Taken: 30019
Involved parties:
Name: ???? (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.7
Alliance: None
Corp: ????
Ship: Vexor
Weapon: Ogre I
Damage Done: 18545
Name: ????
Security: -0.3
Alliance: ????
Corp: ????
Ship: Thorax
Weapon: Thorax
Damage Done: 11138
Name: Serpentis Chief Spy / Serpentis Corporation
Damage Done: 336
Destroyed items:
Federation Navy Plutonium Charge M, Qty: 30
'Arbalest' Standard Missile Launcher
Shadow Iridium Charge L, Qty: 109
Auto Targeting System I
Dual 250mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Salvager I
Anode Electron Particle Cannon I
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Caldari Navy Uranium Charge M, Qty: 113
Tracking Speed, Qty: 2
F-12 Nonlinear Tracking Processor
Optical Tracking Computer I
Magnetic Plating II
Overdrive Injector System II
Crystal Compound, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
Federation Navy Plutonium Charge M, Qty: 2802 (Cargo)
Damaged Artificial Neural Network, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Conductive Polymer, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Precious Alloy, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Hybrid Metastasis Adjuster I
Hybrid Locus Coordinator I
Hybrid Collision Accelerator I
Dropped items:
Defender I, Qty: 48
'Arbalest' Standard Missile Launcher
Shadow Tungsten Charge L, Qty: 44
Firefly F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 27
Modal Neutron Particle Accelerator I
Tracking Speed
F-12 Nonlinear Tracking Processor
Large Shield Booster II
Reactive Plating II
Overdrive Injector System II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer I
Magnetic Vortex Stabilizer I
Gauss Field Balancer I
Firefly F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 2887 (Cargo)
Burned Logic Circuit, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Uranium Charge M, Qty: 2596 (Cargo)
Lucent Compound, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
Shadow Iridium Charge L, Qty: 2644 (Cargo)
Broken Drone Transceiver, Qty: 7 (Cargo)
Contaminated Lorentz Fluid, Qty: 9 (Cargo)
Condensed Alloy, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
Tripped Power Circuit, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Charred Micro Circuit, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Contaminated Nanite Compound, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Shadow Tungsten Charge L, Qty: 784 (Cargo)
Fried Interface Circuit, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Gleaming Alloy, Qty: 5 (Cargo)
Defender I, Qty: 2952 (Cargo)
Hobgoblin II (Drone Bay)
Hammerhead II, Qty: 7 (Drone Bay)
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Radcjk
Caldari
Dark Star LTD
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.04.23 16:53:00 -
[121]
Knowing its a troll and falling for it, and knowing its a troll and rolling with it, out of sheer boredom, are two different things.
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Kritinana
Minmatar
Dark Empire Fleet
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Posted - 2008.04.23 17:52:00 -
[122]
Edited by: Kritinana on 23/04/2008 17:52:24
lmfao all day yesterday. well played man, well ******* played.
i especially laughed when you threatened to come poo on my desk.
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Enden Assulu
Caldari
Ironbrow Industries Co.
Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss
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Posted - 2008.04.23 18:10:00 -
[123]
Originally by: El'Tar
SOME BULL****
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt ture
You are an utter bell-end, a complete***** end of epic proportions;
-A 1mn ab/mwd is for frigates and their variants
-A 10mn ab/MWD is for Cruiser and battle cruisers and their variants
-A 100mn ab/MWD is for battleship and their variants
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M3h Skillz
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.23 18:11:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Enden Assulu
Originally by: El'Tar
SOME BULL****
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt ture
You are an utter bell-end, a complete***** end of epic proportions;
-A 1mn ab/mwd is for frigates and their variants
-A 10mn ab/MWD is for Cruiser and battle cruisers and their variants
-A 100mn ab/MWD is for battleship and their variants
In this situation, I would say that you're the "bell-end"
I would suggest reading the entire thread before going into nerd-rage.
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MrHalls
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Posted - 2008.04.23 18:24:00 -
[125]
******s 'r' us
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Arazel Chainfire
KDM Corp
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:39:00 -
[126]
lol troll...
-Arazel
Originally by: Tsanse Kinske
Mutual Incomprehension is one of the Four Horsemen of most internet arguments, I guess, along with Unfettered Hostility, Overwhelming Vagueness, and Lack of Evidence.
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Hameska
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:44:00 -
[127]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: Enden Assulu
Originally by: El'Tar
SOME BULL****
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt ture
You are an utter bell-end, a complete***** end of epic proportions;
-A 1mn ab/mwd is for frigates and their variants
-A 10mn ab/MWD is for Cruiser and battle cruisers and their variants
-A 100mn ab/MWD is for battleship and their variants
In this situation, I would say that you're the "bell-end"
I would suggest reading the entire thread before going into nerd-rage.
Owned by King Troll yet again.
El'Tar for prez.
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Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:46:00 -
[128]
Most entertaining trolling I've ever read.
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Cpt 0bvious
Minmatar
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.04.23 19:55:00 -
[129]
Hahah, after LMAOing for some time, I thought like no way, how can they even have this guy in the corp, and how could a 13 year old be THAT stupid - and at the end I was owned.
Still, I smell conspiracy! It was Garmon who wrote the last two posts!
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Enden Assulu
Caldari
Ironbrow Industries Co.
Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss
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Posted - 2008.04.23 20:54:00 -
[130]
Ohnoes i has been owned by the trollage oh the shame :(
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M3h Skillz
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M'ing Pai
The Really Awesome Players
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.04.23 21:32:00 -
[131]
Posting in this thread is the closest many people will ever come to greatness.
El'Tar, I can haz ur babeez?
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.04.23 21:35:00 -
[132]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: Enden Assulu
Originally by: El'Tar
SOME BULL****
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt ture
You are an utter bell-end, a complete***** end of epic proportions;
-A 1mn ab/mwd is for frigates and their variants
-A 10mn ab/MWD is for Cruiser and battle cruisers and their variants
-A 100mn ab/MWD is for battleship and their variants
In this situation, I would say that you're the "bell-end"
I would suggest reading the entire thread before going into nerd-rage.
Do not steal my words.
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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Lucivec
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Posted - 2008.04.23 23:01:00 -
[133]
Needs more cowbell |
Rasta we
g guild
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.04.23 23:18:00 -
[134]
u scabby gits! why didnt u contact me for this? i was able and willing to jump down!
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Medjai
Amarr
Chaos From Order
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Posted - 2008.04.24 01:32:00 -
[135]
I think that this was the most outrageously hilarious thread I have ever read.
*Medjai bows to the participants*
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Spiderus
Gallente
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.04.24 01:38:00 -
[136]
Originally by: MirrorGod
Edited by: MirrorGod on 23/04/2008 21:35:30
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: Enden Assulu
Originally by: El'Tar
SOME BULL****
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt ture
You are an utter bell-end, a complete***** end of epic proportions;
-A 1mn ab/mwd is for frigates and their variants
-A 10mn ab/MWD is for Cruiser and battle cruisers and their variants
-A 100mn ab/MWD is for battleship and their variants
In this situation, I would say that you're the "bell-end"
I would suggest reading the entire thread before going into nerd-rage.
Do not steal my words.
rofl
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Enforcer of of the NBSI policy
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Shubs
Gallente
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 09:23:00 -
[137]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32
whut is wrong with setup?
artillery, tracking computers, check
armor tank, check
afterburner check
ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat?
edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing.
no ur liar.
i make npc and i find bpc.
thereforre machariel free.
i has clue.
more clue than u.
You sir are a Idiot, This isnt WoW
Pack it up, Pack it in, come on let it begin!
*- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo -*
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.24 09:36:00 -
[138]
Are you attempting to troll or something? |
Inturist
Nubs.
Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.04.24 11:21:00 -
[139]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: El'Tar
Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10
what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter
edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh?
look in description it says frigate
So your saying a Machariel is a frigate?
no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors?
he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates )
so it was frigate slayer.
Get Mach , fit like this and we will make a nice 1 vs 1 fight , u in mAch me in AF
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.24 11:22:00 -
[140]
This is awesome, I don't know if these guys are attempting to troll me or not!
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Nuts Nougat
The Athiest Syndicate
INT0XICATI0N
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Posted - 2008.04.24 15:43:00 -
[141]
ITT El'Troll
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El'Tar
Caldari
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.04.24 17:25:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Nuts Nougat
Edited by: Nuts Nougat on 24/04/2008 15:46:26
ITT El'Troll
Edit: I loled @ fit 1MN AB to hunt frigs tho... I'm going to recommend that to everyone now.
1mn afterburner on pvp armageddon
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James Leutre
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Posted - 2008.04.24 17:36:00 -
[143]
Originally by: NightmareX
THIS is how you fit a Machariel.
It's from the Test Server, but meh, who cares, a setup is a setup.
You have premium graphics right? 
/changing underwear
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Chomin H'ak
The Trivenerate
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Posted - 2008.04.24 18:40:00 -
[144]
Originally by: El'Tar
I'm happy that you guys enjoyed it.
/troll over
Although I might try it again sometime, I enjoyed it a lot. The fact nearly everyone was taking me serious made me laugh my ass off, and p.s. I'm not an experienced troll, however I do like to act like a complete r3tard ingame all the time, so it probably came from that.
In the beginning, I had thought Jenny Spitfire had bought and sold again. Can't believe people actually held on after he went off on frigate afterburners, really... I mean c'mon!
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Looking for a corporation to learn about all the different aspects of New Eden? The Trivenerate is hirin |
Deanna Nuchi
Nuchi Investment Trust
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Posted - 2008.04.24 20:53:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
Originally by: El'Tar
I'm happy that you guys enjoyed it.
/troll over
Although I might try it again sometime, I enjoyed it a lot. The fact nearly everyone was taking me serious made me laugh my ass off, and p.s. I'm not an experienced troll, however I do like to act like a complete r3tard ingame all the time, so it probably came from that.
In the beginning, I had thought Jenny Spitfire had bought and sold again. Can't believe people actually held on after he went off on frigate afterburners, really... I mean c'mon!
sh**posting to cover up making a tit of himself more like
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Lord Rue
Gallente
GenX Societies Inc.
Wrath.
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Posted - 2008.04.24 21:22:00 -
[146]
I think he tried a bit too hard a couple times, and the smarter people figured it out too soon, but I gotta admit that overall he did good.
I called him out as a troll for all the wrong reasons when I read his first couple posts re; Chinese farmers, I thought he was pretending to be Chinese and mistyping, not pretending to be a 'tard and mistyping.
gg, troll on Forum Warrior.
Devil bunnies! I snort the nose! Lucifer! Banana! |
Hanso Sparxx
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Posted - 2008.04.24 21:52:00 -
[147]
Hi Mom! o/
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Terianna Eri
Amarr
Scrutari
The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2008.04.26 22:44:00 -
[148]
Posting in high-quality thread
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Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.27 00:06:00 -
[149]
Tapping this thread with the wood it gave me. I don't know who made me laugh harder: Nightmare or THEHUNTER. |
Jogvan
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.04.27 02:57:00 -
[150]
*waves to Rad*
Would be fun to see you guys around again, had some good times before
El'Tar you're a awesome troll, I wanted to troll your thread about the faction bs kill you posted about but I wouldn't be as good as you were 
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Ranger802004
Caldari
Unitary Senate
Unitary Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.04.27 03:40:00 -
[151]
my mouth is hanging open on how pathetic that fit is...wow...epic fail...but nice catch regardless!
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Tozmeister
Caldari
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.04.27 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Tozmeister on 27/04/2008 11:11:03
Originally by: Inturist
Get Mach , fit like this and we will make a nice 1 vs 1 fight , u in mAch me in AF
The best trolls are the ones that ended 2 pages ago and are still waiting for people to catch up.
edit: typo
+++????+++Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start+++
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Diek Ran
Amarr
Autonums
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Posted - 2008.04.27 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: El'Tar
1mn afterburner on pvp armageddon
Was this a serious setup? I mean, why shoot on a sac with 4 small railguns????
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Originally by: Verlyn
I know it's my own fault,
BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!
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Mitawyn
Caldari
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.04.27 20:03:00 -
[154]
Originally by: El'Tar
Originally by: NightmareX
And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS.
no ur liying.
i got evidence this isnt ture
Who let him get away from his keeper?
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Siren Call
Hooligans Of War
Imorral Dragons
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Posted - 2008.04.27 23:38:00 -
[155]
genius
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Zaerlorth Maelkor
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Posted - 2008.04.28 05:02:00 -
[156]
Posting in epic thread!
This thread is filled with so much win. I was crying uncontrollably when I read it...
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Joe Shooter
Thunderstruck.
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:21:00 -
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Best.
Thread.
Ever.
El'Tar Won right from the start with this one o/\o.
Also im liking that all the best trols on eve-o atm seem to be in garmon's family .
Anyway, mad props to epic troll.
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ThUnDeRsTrUcK |
IDontLike YourGirlFriend
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:33:00 -
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Some more lulz
Linkage
Linkage
Shame ccp deleted the threads
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tiller
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.28 11:59:00 -
[159]
the worst fit I've seen was a AFK navy mega, killed the guy, he had medium lasers of some sort fitted.
finally he replied to convo, turns out he was taking a leak lol
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MegaMarkets
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.06.06 21:31:00 -
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Edited by: MegaMarkets on 06/06/2008 21:32:49
Bumping dis thread because it was my first attempt and I' m bored
Edit : And it is funny to read again
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TimMc
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.06.06 21:54:00 -
[161]
10 bil setups make me laugh.
10 thousand setups like this make me cry.
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Jarek Naumen
Ataraxia.
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Posted - 2008.06.06 22:24:00 -
[162]
El'Tar = Garmon
At least according to his vids.
Laughed my ass off on people taking this seriously ... jeez.
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Kay Brack
Superior Unified Ruling Federation
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Posted - 2008.06.09 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: El'Tar
I'm happy that you guys enjoyed it.
/troll over
Although I might try it again sometime, I enjoyed it a lot. The fact nearly everyone was taking me serious made me laugh my ass off, and p.s. I'm not an experienced troll, however I do like to act like a complete r3tard ingame all the time, so it probably came from that.
You get a hat tip from here, very well done :)
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