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Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 08:29:00 - [1] The other day i was flying around and i saw a iteron V that had the name "big mamma". It made me laugh :) Since then i always look at my overview when i'm around a station to check if there are funny names... Then i came up with the idea of this topic... do you have funny names for your ship? Post them here and make us smile :) ------------------------------ Eve-online guide collection Web based version
Bob Pipe Minmatar Lyrix Industries	Posted - 2008.04.30 08:31:00 - [2] I saw NOT IN THE FACE flying around somewhere... Have since robbed the name.
wolfbuzz Gallente Event.Horizon	Posted - 2008.04.30 08:32:00 - [3] Edited by: wolfbuzz on 30/04/2008 08:32:45 I named my Brutix "Flying Face". Very soon there after it got blown up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Viqtoria	Posted - 2008.04.30 08:34:00 - [4] just testing to see if i have a portrait ☺ my kestrel is called kestrel #2 because my first one died to a maller after i was cheeky :P
Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 08:36:00 - [5] I also am thinking of calling my retriever "Hulk wannabe" ------------------------------ Eve-online guide collection Web based version
Squeaky Wheel	Posted - 2008.04.30 08:49:00 - [6] My Typhoon is named "Narwhal" narwhal image
Ford Chicago Omega Enterprises Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2008.04.30 09:13:00 - [7] I've seen a number of Deimoses named "Primary".
agrajag119 Sev3rance	Posted - 2008.04.30 09:31:00 - [8] My plated neut domi, named "Bait" People still attack it for some reason though ...
Krii Eckhart	Posted - 2008.04.30 09:38:00 - [9] My onyx is called 'Tax collector'
Drechana Endisil Gallente Solestra Mining Corporation imPure.	Posted - 2008.04.30 09:43:00 - [10] my gf named all hers hippy names like moonbeam an that...typical lol

The Herrick Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:04:00 - [11] My Brutix was called Dave's Mum for various reasons, I'm now in a Vexor called The Bat mobile. My alt is sitting in a Drake called Failboat mkIII at the moment as well. Originally by: Tania Russ Those of us who actually build stuff and accomplish something worthwhile in Eve, as opposed to pirates, who basically don't accomplish anything but stealing other people's stuff.
Neddy Fox Gallente Paxton Industries	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:06:00 - [12] My Iteron IV is called "8 inches".
SkyLordUK Amarr Redemption EnterpriseS DeStInY.	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:09:00 - [13] i named my bestower 'Monkey Arse' since the engines look like a monkey :) http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mythcorp/skylorduk.jpg[/url]
Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:12:00 - [14] I saw a hulk named "The Incredible" a while ago. Also there's of course "Bond, Vaga Bond." __________________________________
Treelox Amarr Market Jihadist Revolutionary Party	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:13:00 - [15] I named my providence, "Compensating" --
Jones Maloy Minmatar Unified Naval Command	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:15:00 - [16] one of my corpmates randomly leaves noobships outside stations with curse names and such. i always blow them up to see what they are named. stuff like "**** wreck" appears on the overview for everyone to see. Unofficial Official Jita Fubar Thread
Rhak Amharr Minmatar Metafarmers	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:16:00 - [17] I always name my pod "Tanks 1400DPS".
C Black Gallente BLACK CARTEL United Corporations Against Macros	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:35:00 - [18] i name my ships random farmer names and put vexor or ibis on the end of it. so that it helps get a farmer shooter... C Black Making new sign curently....Look back later...i am working on something cool... Looking for all old friend of Wishsong Corp. eVe Mail me. C Black
Spoon Thumb Paladin Imperium Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:37:00 - [19] Edited by: Spoon Thumb on 30/04/2008 10:37:42 "Fat Bustard" "The Refrigerator" I thought was rather apt for obelisk
Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:44:00 - [20] Originally by: C Black i name my ships random farmer names and put vexor or ibis on the end of it. so that it helps get a farmer shooter... C Black [carebear mode] You're shooting a guy who is doing a good job? That's not good [/carebear mode] does it work? Do they bite often and do you tell them your just playing with their minds? ------------------------------ Eve-online guide collection Web based version

Freya Runestone Minmatar	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:49:00 - [21] Originally by: Rhak Amharr I always name my pod "Tanks 1400DPS". for about 0.2 seconds :p so many badgers names snake/mushroom, kinda funny but overdone. lots of ships with long ship models named after the male reproductive organ. Also overdone, mildly amusing. My favorite, saw a tackler named "Oh No You Don't" or something like that.
Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:50:00 - [22] Or an interceptor "catch me if you can" ------------------------------ Eve-online guide collection Web based version
Lona Lwyd	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:51:00 - [23] My cynabal is named "BATLEWAGON OF CHRIST"
Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:52:00 - [24] Edited by: Danui on 30/04/2008 10:52:29 Edited by: Danui on 30/04/2008 10:51:53 Originally by: Freya Runestone lots of ships with long ship models named after the male reproductive organ. Also overdone, mildly amusing. Could this also be applyed to real life? Spmething like "hey, you wanne play with my Iteron mark 5" :D ------------------------------ Eve-online guide collection Web based version
Batolemaeus Caldari Batolemaeus Corp	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:54:00 - [25] My Rhea is called "Springender Punkt". Sadly, you have to understand german to understand the pun. My Eagle is either "Deagle" (with rails) or "Beagle" (with blasters) All other ships normally get the name "><///(¦>"
Zaknussem Caldari The Ironbreakers	Posted - 2008.04.30 10:59:00 - [26] I gave my Bustard the name "Dead Whale" because it acts like one. Even when moving. My Drake has the name "Aluminum Mallard". I'll leave it to people to figure out what it parodies, and where the parody originates from.
Vladimir Ilych Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:02:00 - [27] My free noob ships get called "Alpha Strike".
Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:05:00 - [28] Originally by: Zaknussem I gave my Bustard the name "Dead Whale" because it acts like one. Even when moving. My Drake has the name "Aluminum Mallard". I'll leave it to people to figure out what it parodies, and where the parody originates from. Spacequest? ------------------------------ Eve-online guide collection Web based version
Shar Tegral	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:05:00 - [29] I named an obelisk "Lotta Ship 2 Love". In our corp it is common to hear someone say, "Gimme Lotta". To Shar -verb: 1 - To say what you mean. 2 - To say what it means. 3 - To say something mean.
Vienna Gates Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:14:00 - [30] I once saw a Hurricane named Katrina

Sohzen Doom	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:25:00 - [31] Funniest one I've seen so far - ****tIfINo
Sohzen Doom	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:25:00 - [32] ugh, f**ktIfINo
Jessica Lorelei Minmatar Shiverau FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:29:00 - [33] my old mammoth was called Fat mother trucker not very funny i guess.
Lona Lwyd	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:37:00 - [34] Originally by: Jessica Lorelei my old mammoth was called Fat mother trucker not very funny i guess. Well, I lol'd
Blutreiter Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:45:00 - [35] All my Arbitrators get the name "Hello Kitty Vibrator" It's a legend. Cogito ergo boom - I think i'll blow sht up* Originally by: CCP Explorer I know we have said this before, but this time we really mean itÖ
Trathen	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:46:00 - [36] My salvage boat is called "Booty Muncher" I think one person laughed
First Stotherd Caldari Federation of Xenotech Xenotech Celestial Coalition	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:51:00 - [37] All my ravens are named "Never more", Not funny, i thought it was interesting how many people comment on the reference...
Misanth The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire	Posted - 2008.04.30 11:57:00 - [38] I name most my ships Minmatar SlaveShuttle.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:06:00 - [39] I name all my shuttles 'Space Taxi' in reference to the old classic computer game. -------- Ideas for: Mining Clouds
Guillome Renard Gallente Access Services	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:06:00 - [40] Edited by: Guillome Renard on 30/04/2008 12:06:27 Originally by: Trathen My salvage boat is called "Booty Muncher" I think one person laughed Make that two. I've named my Itty III "Euphemism" once or twice. I have a Tristan I created for scouting/tackling/harassment PvP actions I named "Foreplay." My Salvage Catalyst is named "Sally." And the Incursus I rode briefly was my "ePeen Hammer" -Guillome Renard, ACCS -------------------------------------------------- Rational problem solving since 03/08! Ask me about subcontracted production and hauling!

3ungle Antipodean inc. Daisho Syndicate	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:08:00 - [41] I have a dominix somewhere called "Jay Leno's Chin"
Maglorre	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:09:00 - [42] I named my Viator "Gingerbread Man", kinda tempting fate I guess but nobody has run fast enough yet and I've no met any foxes sly enough to trick me. Also have an Ishkur called "You're Soaking in it"... probably need to be Australian and remember when colour TV's were brand new to understand that one.
Bandean Truesler Minmatar Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:10:00 - [43] I always call my Primary ship: "Not Da Momma" The ship I use for a salvager is called: "Trash Collector" Bandean
Blutreiter Amarr Digital Fury Corporation Digital Renegades	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:14:00 - [44] Assets window reveals an old amarr shuttle named "Assteroid (Vaseline)" Cogito ergo boom - I think i'll blow sht up* Originally by: CCP Explorer I know we have said this before, but this time we really mean itÖ
Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:15:00 - [45] Originally by: 3ungle I have a dominix somewhere called "Jay Leno's Chin" This really made me laugh out loud :) Mobody at work understand why... ------------------------------ Eve-online guide collection Web based version
Raife Zetter	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:15:00 - [46] Originally by: Bob Pipe I saw NOT IN THE FACE flying around somewhere... Have since robbed the name. I saw 'Twice In The Face' flying around a few weeks ago
Sylvia Lafayette	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:15:00 - [47] named my helios ceiling cat.
Sera Xise	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:16:00 - [48] I've named my Brutix 'Surprise Sodomy'.
Danui Gallente United Titans Of Progress	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:17:00 - [49] Originally by: Sylvia Lafayette named my helios ceiling cat. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. This?
techzer0 IDLE GUNS	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:22:00 - [50] Edited by: techzer0 on 30/04/2008 12:23:15 Had a Hurricane named Katrina ages ago, it died to Concord Stiletto - effin ghey Onyx - Got Stabs? Vaga - "HALP! Drunk pilot!" Falcon - Rapeon (same as my corp mate's rapier ) Had too many ships and so many names I can't remember anymore. Oh and a mammoth named "mammories" somewhere...

Xeano Estrado	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:22:00 - [51] Edited by: Xeano Estrado on 30/04/2008 12:22:34 hehe my itty 5 is called "THIS IS VELDSPARTA!", You might have seen me flying around in sinq laison ;)
Javiir Soban Caldari Amarrian Religious Reformation Society Exalted	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:24:00 - [52] I named by alt retriever "Got Ore?" and this chars Badger "Got Space?". I can't think of any funny names I've seen off the top of my head though I know I've seen some.
Kravick Drasari	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:28:00 - [53] Edited by: Kravick Drasari on 30/04/2008 12:30:06 These are my PVP ships. Ares - Dolphin Flop Tristan - Donkey Punch Thorax - Juice Nugget My Pod - Organ Box The Badger I use to can flip/bait with is named "STEALIN UR OREZ". --- My cat Putter approves of this post. Be a Ninja! You know you want too: http://www.animecubed.com/billy/?Kravick
YzakJoule Caldari Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:29:00 - [54] when traveling through lowse i usualy name my ship 'Flipping you the bird', gets a lot of hate from people
Seer Taak	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:40:00 - [55] I had a wolf called "Sheeps Clothing" I have a drake called "Charlie" I have a raven called "Shaven"
Connner JUDGE DREAD Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:40:00 - [56] I have a Probe I named Ford, and my Hurricane is named Katrina (too soon?)
Falkrich Swifthand Caldari eNinjas Incorporated	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:45:00 - [57] One of my mates has a ship named "The Lesson Learned". He only ever uses it after his main ship goes bang and he has to reassemble it :) nullnull My sig is not my sig.
Ralara Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:49:00 - [58] Originally by: First Stotherd All my ravens are named "Never more", Not funny, i thought it was interesting how many people comment on the reference... Heh, I name mine Edgar :D -- Ralara / Ralarina "Tri's dead!" NO U
Nyk Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:51:00 - [59] A corp mate of mine named his Black Bird "I cause Lag". We thought it was funny.
RagnarH Corp 1 Allstars Insurgency	Posted - 2008.04.30 12:55:00 - [60] Edited by: RagnarH on 30/04/2008 12:55:01 All my cap ships are named after old gf's. So that when they get killed I just laugh. ----------------------------------- Corp 1 Allstars - Chief of Operations

Freya Runestone Minmatar	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:04:00 - [61] Originally by: RagnarH Edited by: RagnarH on 30/04/2008 12:55:01 All my cap ships are named after old gf's. So that when they get killed I just laugh. happen often? your corp must love you! :P
Druadan Aristotle Enterprises Synchr0nicity	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:11:00 - [62] Edited by: Druadan on 30/04/2008 13:11:29 Most of my matari ships are called Working Class Hero. Most of my amarr ships are called Upper Class Zero. Most of my black-coloured ships are called N-Word Jim. Most of my jamming ships are called ***** Gon Jam You Up. Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Smantha Dering Caldari Sam's Space Guys	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:13:00 - [63] I call my nighthawk "The Jerk Store"
wappy Gallente NEXUS CLOUD	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:14:00 - [64] My Sin is called "Sinner" My Apoc "BZZZZ" My mega "PEW" My HIC "bubble machine" My Scorp "weird thing" My Moros "Bye POS" Etc.... To many ships with to many names
JohnnyGoofy	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:17:00 - [65] Edited by: JohnnyGoofy on 30/04/2008 13:21:16 I have a Obelisk Im sharing with a m8. Sharelisk Also have a maelstrom Im not too good at flying Neubstrom Buzzard is called Voyager :P Annnd Im out of lame names edit Guess not Viator -> Roadrunner (like the cartoon) /Johnny
Karga Uga Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:25:00 - [66] I decided to go for tasteless, as a result my Falcon is called "The Jam Rag".
Meat Explosion Caldari Hsnopi's Palace of Waffles and Sin	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:27:00 - [67] Caracal - "T-bone" Drake - "porterhouse" You get the idea.
Felix Jair	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:30:00 - [68] My Hulk is SMAAASH My Retriever is DigDug My Industial is Big Load My other Industrial is Big Lug
Elise Za Gallente Arthur Daly Enterprises	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:36:00 - [69] I saw an Obelisk recently named "Warp u piece of sh*t"
Navtiqes Noob Mercs	Posted - 2008.04.30 13:52:00 - [70] If I ever fly a faction thorax it will be named Faction Member.

Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.30 14:07:00 - [71] I always name my ECM boats "1 H@x0rz J00 s3n3S0rz" My Hulks name "The Fury of Ferrigno" the rest are all named stuff like "A Train" or "Loot This" the reason is my beleif that the funnier the name for a wreck the less likely a ship is to become one. So far there has only been one "Loot This Wreck" _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Khellendra	Posted - 2008.04.30 14:20:00 - [72] My Ships are called (amarr) Tanking armageddon for mining = Mining foremaggeddon My Hulk = Slave miner My Exploring Cov op = Explorer reporting My Tackling inty = Why Run? My crusader = Metabolic Zergling My Logistics = Protoss medic (amarr one) My hauler = Uhaul 5m isk/hr My harbinger = Imminent destruction (yes, i'm lame) My other hauler = fedex I have a dominix = das ombudsman I just bought a Thanatos = The Caliph (this may change, i need to put more thought into the name of a cap ship) I have a nano-prowler in empire called = Don't taze me bro My salvage ship = Salvaging Janitor I know a ship called: Dirka dirka
Kirala Hcsirf	Posted - 2008.04.30 14:59:00 - [73] My Rifter is named " Lil' Stinky "
Ieldan	Posted - 2008.04.30 15:27:00 - [74] Drake - Dugg Dugg the Slug Phobos - Not ******* pink!!!
Dragori Caldari Mortality Check	Posted - 2008.04.30 15:39:00 - [75] My Domi is named Giant Space Amoeba My Raven is named The EZ Button My shuttles are all named Mom's Taxi
Taedrin Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.04.30 15:45:00 - [76] I saw a HIC named "Interdiction Hurts". I for one loled, at least.
Lardarz B'stard Amarr Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2008.04.30 15:49:00 - [77] Apocalard Lardageddon Calardi Navy Raven Absolardarz B'starddon B'stower Malardiction are some of mine, and my alt lays claim to the hulk called "Incredible"
Irdomi	Posted - 2008.04.30 15:53:00 - [78] Imagine, if you will, an Iteron Mark 3 called "Lady's Best Friend". Proud corpie annouces, "hey look at my ship" and there is a general laugh. ....Then... an Iteron Mark 5 undocked right next to it in line. Dwarfing the the much shorter Mark 3.
Takon Orlani Caldari GHOST RANGERS Inc.	Posted - 2008.04.30 15:53:00 - [79] I called my hawk the "Millennium Pigeon" I saw the Aluminum Falcon flying around too.
Phaige Minmatar Reaver Construction Services	Posted - 2008.04.30 15:56:00 - [80] I set up some war time Rifters that I named 'The Annoy-a-nator' Web/scram/vamp/best tank I could tape on there. Didn't usually last all that long obviously, but sure suprised the blazes out folks when I got under their range I also had a Phoon that was named either 'Support-0-Phoon' or 'Revenge of The Scrap' depending on that days usage. ----------------------------------------------- You may be a King or a little Street Sweeper, but sooner or later you dance wi' de' Reaper!

Seifer Al'Masy Caldari The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire	Posted - 2008.04.30 16:18:00 - [81] i have a drake named "Uber Tank of DOOM" my crow is the "Spee Dee Dee". also, my kestrels are called "Rocket-Fellas" (they are so cute) _____ "Take everything you can, give nothing back."
Philis McCrakin	Posted - 2008.04.30 16:25:00 - [82] "My Little Pwny" is the name of my primary combat ship. No, I'm not all that badass, but every girl likes pwnies, right?
Riesia Altruism. Malice.	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:10:00 - [83] My hurricane is called "Amarr stole my bike" or "Minnie Surfboard" depending which one I take out My Phoon is called "Gallante ate my frog" My sneaky cloak ship is called "Shh behind you" or "AFK brb" depending how much I want to annoy people My haulers are usually called "**** this is heavy" or something like that, cant check till I get in game But if I am roaming I tend to name them things like "Stargate (XY-Z12)" or some such
Atreides Horza Caldari TALON'S GRIP Green Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:12:00 - [84] Edited by: Atreides Horza on 30/04/2008 17:12:41 My combat ships are always named 'Forced Entry'. My covops is sup@ sikrit! To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus
Karentaki Gallente Maximum Yarrage	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:24:00 - [85] I have taken to calling my PvP iterons 'Drainpipe of Doom <version number>" I also have a retriever called 'Strip Tease' ========== This is a signature, a cunning ploy used by forum warriors!
Isiskhan Gnostic Misanthropy	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:26:00 - [86] My Dominix is called "Odin's Left Testicle".
Alenia Swift Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:30:00 - [87] My freighter is named "Not a Badger II"
Alz Shado Ever Flow	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:37:00 - [88] All my ships are named after songs. My combat ships are usually Monster Magnet songs -- God Says No, Baby Gotterdamerung, See you in Hell, Spacelord My hauler/miner ships are usually Allman Brothers songs - Ramblin Man, Nighttrain, etc //// ---------=== []= ---------=== \\\\ Rifter(RedBad) "Kill a man one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." -- Jean Rostand
Gark32 X Bane X Soldiers Of New Eve	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:44:00 - [89] Originally by: Zaknussem I gave my Bustard the name "Dead Whale" because it acts like one. Even when moving. My Drake has the name "Aluminum Mallard". I'll leave it to people to figure out what it parodies, and where the parody originates from. i vote, Steel Duck. i usually name my Thoraxes after **** stars. my Megathron is named "Fifteen Minutes", cause if it lasts that long in combat it will have outlasted the previous 4. my inty is named "Can't touch this" ________________________________________________
Harden Long Gallente Red. Red Republic	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:50:00 - [90] I have a blasterthron named Buttsecks.

caladron prime Caldari	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:52:00 - [91] have a hulk named Rockatotamus Hurricane named Pythagoras' Wetdream (think about it) a Cheetah named Cheeky Bastard Stealth bomber named 1000 little cuts mackinaw named ice 9.5 Typhoon named Seabass Originally by: CCP Navigator That long? I would have nerfed it before it was created
Paddlefoot Aeon Neogen Industries Daisho Syndicate	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:56:00 - [92] I FC'ed a fleet that went ganking in IAC space a couple of months ago, and every single person in the fleet was flying a ship called: "Tyrrax Thorrk's Ego" We had fun thinking about the reports in IAC intel channels: "Oh my god, there's a huge blob of Tyrrax Thorrk's Ego one jump out" or "I just got ganked by Tyrrax Thorrk's Ego" well... I liked it at least! Now Recruiting. Join "Neogen" channel for details
Bronson Hughes The KAOS Holdings Group	Posted - 2008.04.30 17:56:00 - [93] After losing a Mega to CONCORD in a recent Empire War because I scrammed an alliance mate instead of remote repping him, I've taken to naming all of my Megas "DON'T SCRAM FRIENDLIES". I've seen lots of phallic references. One blaster Rokh in particular made creatively graphic references to making a mess all over your face. Another favorite of mine is to coordinate with fleetmates and name our ships "XXX's Ares", "YYY's Megathron", etc., except that YYY is in the Ares and XXX is in the Megathron. Mostly it's for laughs, but I have seen at least one 'ceptor get primaried by a rookie FC because of this. I often name my Indy-hunting pirate ships "IT'S A SNAAAKE!" in reference to this clip. -------------------- "I am hard pressed on my right; my centre is giving way; situation excellent; I am attacking." - Ferdinand Foch at the Battle of the Marne
Shar'Tuk TheHated	Posted - 2008.04.30 18:06:00 - [94] I name all my ships CONCORD Police DRINK RUM It fights scurvy & boosts morale! THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!
Po3tank Amarr Evil ALT Corp Talon Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.30 18:21:00 - [95] my friends blinder scorp is called helen keller Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
Chomin H'ak The Trivenerate	Posted - 2008.04.30 18:24:00 - [96] Not really all that funny, but I named my Tristan 'Mini-Mech'
Arvald Caldari The Ninjapirates	Posted - 2008.04.30 18:25:00 - [97] i usually name my manticore THE ARVMOBILE Quote: Shooting the hostage does usually remove a critical bargaining chip of the hostage takers I don't think it mattered at that point, we were already bargaining with missile launchers
AleRiperKilt	Posted - 2008.04.30 18:32:00 - [98] Iteron: Beer Run Shuttle: AFK Express Exequron: Fist --- "There is no lag in Jita, NEVER!" - Iraqi Information Minister
Orar Ironfist Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion	Posted - 2008.04.30 18:33:00 - [99] I like naming my ships "McWuffles" or "Sugar Cookie"....still havent figured out why Pirate for Life(no matter my sec)
Jusang Minmatar Native Freshfood	Posted - 2008.04.30 18:37:00 - [100] I have a hulk named Hemoroid Sucker Never really bother with the names. Name them on how much they cost me so if I decide to turn around and sell them, I know how much =P

Zephyr Rengate Prophets Of a Damned Universe	Posted - 2008.04.30 19:01:00 - [101] Edited by: Zephyr Rengate on 30/04/2008 19:01:21 Falcon named Damage Dealer. Also a megathron with the name "I hate cyan". Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I habe no life.
Anubis Xian Reavers	Posted - 2008.04.30 19:27:00 - [102] I have a Brutix somewhere with the name: Come Closer The only Abaddon I ever flew was named: Energy Crisis Originally by: CCP Oveur The client handles no logic, it is simply a dumb terminal. I'm the Juggernaut, *****!
Malach Kehrehb Amarr	Posted - 2008.04.30 19:36:00 - [103] Parked in my hangar is my original noob frigate, an Amarr Punisher aptly named: Noobisher Silly thing has around 50M in rigs installed. Live and learn.
000Hunter000 Gallente Missiles 'R' Us	Posted - 2008.04.30 19:44:00 - [104] a crow named 'bite me :-ϸ' a crane named 'Satans little Helper' _______________________________________________________ CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
Sable Keetch	Posted - 2008.04.30 19:50:00 - [105] My Iterons are named Grocery Getter#1-5. I have a Rifter named Target Practice 3(seeing as the first 2 were shot down). And I always name my pod Crapmobile if I need to fly any where in it.
sharkyballs Amarr Dkiller Delta Force Corp. CORPVS DELICTI	Posted - 2008.04.30 20:26:00 - [106] Edited by: sharkyballs on 30/04/2008 20:31:11 when the patchnotes for the amarr boost came out i named my apoc "almost useful" and a domi named "hamburgler"
Drakolus Amarr Dopehead Industries FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.04.30 20:33:00 - [107] Hulk - Rockpocalypse Mack - Daquiri Prophesy - Fat Chicken! Vengeance - Punisher, Honest Various Iterons - Long, Hard and Slow...Look it Vibrates...Wiggle stick Eventually when I get my revelation..."My Precious" 3rd and long, what do you do?
Jurgen Cartis Caldari Interstellar Corporation of Exploration Nex Eternus	Posted - 2008.04.30 20:50:00 - [108] Edited by: Jurgen Cartis on 30/04/2008 20:51:04 Dominix: Ogre's Cave, Not Primary Myrmidon: Eschaton in a Can (named when they still had 5 Heavies) Vexors: Usually Hairdryer of Doom, sometimes Vexor of Doom Thorax: Incubus Mk I Drake: Bait Any Jamming Ship: Primary. -------------------- ICE Blueprint Sales FIRST!! -Yipsilanti Pfft. Never such a thing as a "last chance". ;) -Rauth
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2008.04.30 20:59:00 - [109] Edited by: Blane Xero on 30/04/2008 21:00:52 Battle ship - The Fury Pod - The Fury Undone Cyno ship - Incoming or I'm Warning you Archon - Already Came or I Warned you. You get the idea....
Glacies Cuius	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:09:00 - [110] my chimera is named 'exxon valdez(e)' E added cause for some reason it wouldnt stick with out it. o_0 my scorp is 'boot.ini' my griffins are normally named 'no locky locky' (they perma jam hacs MUWAHAHAHAHAHA) my widow (soon to be sold i hopes) is named 'shoot me', cause flying one just screams it...

Valan The Fated Odyssey.	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:25:00 - [111] Not funny but hasn't stopped most. The only ship name I've really liked is my stealth bomber. Enola Ghey
Ace Rothan Minmatar ORKS	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:33:00 - [112] I have a Claymore named "This side to enemy" Oh, and a hulk called "Beatrice"
Trebor Daehdoow Gallente LEAP Corp Ursa Stellar Initiative	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:35:00 - [113] My Iteron is "BattlescowGarbactica" My shuttles are often named "Shuttle Tiderium", as this is the only appropriate name for a shuttle. World Domination - It's fun for the entire family! EViE - The iPhone / iPod Touch Skill Training Monitor
Rooker Lysian Enterprises	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:36:00 - [114] Christ. I have too many ships =/ Phobos - No Warp Drive 4 U Rapier - RUN VAGA RUN!! Rifter - lil bitty yarrmobile Raven - Rat Stomper Ishtar (nanoed) - Nerf This (yeah, asking for trouble) Myrmidon - Fomerly "Overpowered Pwnwagon" now rechristened as "I Got Nerfed :(" Helios - Klingon ****roach Brutix - Leno's Revenge Hurricane - Pepe Le Pew Pew Arazu - Surprise Buttsechs -- Let Us Avoid Systems Via Autopilot
LogixCraft Gallente Insidious Existence	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:38:00 - [115] Edited by: LogixCraft on 30/04/2008 22:42:10 Edited by: LogixCraft on 30/04/2008 22:38:22 Half Loaf of Kungfu -Blaster Mega Thanatophobia - Taranis (a very expensive taranis) Alektorophobia - Ares Tongue Depressor - Thorax More Cow Bell - Dominix Hatred of Bubbles - Inty V The Dirty Needle - Ishkur Preperation H - Covetor Preperation H+ - Hulk Firecougarfalconbird - Rigged Atron, that's right rigged, there were no intys for sale, soooo..... future ships: Adam We - Moros Schrodinger's Cat - Thanatos Happy Thoughts - Ishtar (if you don't get this one look at the front of the Ishtar) ----------------------------- The Eve-Compendium
Flamewave Crimson Moon Society	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:42:00 - [116] I usually tend to go for serious names for my ships, but I do have an Iteron III named "Tech 2 BPOs". I don't think it's ever carried any more than 10mil at a time. __________
Kirgan Caldari Pyrognome	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:52:00 - [117] Rokh named Flea Bagel Bestower named Sea Biscuit Ex GFÆs kid named them, no clue where they came from, though I have had convoÆs asking WTF is a flea Bagel? Quote: The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a Government building.
Gneeznow Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.04.30 22:54:00 - [118] I usually name all my ships as some other ship to confuse people briefly if i pop up on scan, my curse is called huginn, my sleipnir is called cyclone my prophecy is called damnation etc etc
Dravius Luxor Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.04.30 23:22:00 - [119] Originally by: First Stotherd All my ravens are named "Never more", Not funny, i thought it was interesting how many people comment on the reference... Yarr, I thought it was funny. Although I'll admit a pervasive image of Homer Simpson popped into my head when I read it!
Amanda Blue Gallente	Posted - 2008.04.30 23:27:00 - [120] Taranis - Up Ur Anis or Pink Sock Crow - 3M TA3 or Shexy Domi - Looks like crap or Please call me primary Raven - DumbA$$ Mega - Are we there Yet?

Minmatar baby Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.04.30 23:59:00 - [121] saw a ship called "ludder t°s" witch more or less means Hooker girl in danish, and another ship called "DeutscheAnalExtreme"
Aya Garoun Investment Bank	Posted - 2008.05.01 00:40:00 - [122] Thorax - Wandering Jew(Moses) Machariel - Teabag w (was the arabic w so it looked like 2 nuts) I was laughing at this one for a good 10 min
Bane Ashcroft Minmatar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.05.01 01:28:00 - [123] My Hoarder's name was Junky Express :P Now I got Mammoth dunno what ill call it now xD "Maybe on earth... Maybe in the future..."
Tyria Sharken Minmatar TalCorp Enterprises Einherjar Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.01 01:48:00 - [124] Edited by: Tyria Sharken on 01/05/2008 01:48:27 I named my Mammoth "Serenity" Though im sure most people know were i got that name from.. but i think it fits with the Minmitar "flying-by-ducktape-with-parts-falling-off" way of life =D Though most of my combat ships are called "Freedom's <insert name>" like "Freedom's Tallon" for my rifter =D --------------------------------------------- "Only two great species on this planet take part in massive, organized warfare. Men, and ants."
Sha D	Posted - 2008.05.01 03:03:00 - [125] i name my TITAN "ABBIE CORNISH"
ceyriot Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.05.01 04:37:00 - [126] for my funny(ish) names... Maelstrom - "Mealstorm" my first barge - ceyriot's Naglfar mammoth - Wooly Mammoth etc... Faction Store
Loller Waffles Minmatar Pastry Syndicate	Posted - 2008.05.01 04:46:00 - [127] I've got a Hurricane named "Rock You Like A".
Annaphera Minmatar The Green Machine	Posted - 2008.05.01 04:51:00 - [128] I saw a Maller the other day named "The Great Gonzo"...almost fell out of my chair. My own...a Hoarder named Big Bertha, and one of my alts has a new salvage destroyer called "I Brake for No ******* Reason".
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.01 04:53:00 - [129] I have a vexor I named "I'm with Stupid VVV" so that its pointing at everyone lower than me on other peoples overview Originally by: Cecil Montague They should change that warning on entering low sec to: "Go read Crime and Punishment for a few days then come back."
Mezikk Thundercats RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.01 06:26:00 - [130] Have a prophecy called "Whole lotta Rosie" cause it looks like a fat bird. And my hyperions are always called "Thunder Kiss" =)

Wintermoon Ex Oblivione	Posted - 2008.05.01 06:26:00 - [131] Helios named "Now You See Me!", I'll let people figure that one out. All my hauling ships are named "Tug Boat". The rest are unimaginative or not funny.
Jmanis Catharg Caldari Stickler inc	Posted - 2008.05.01 06:30:00 - [132] My freighter was called "Your Mum", my Bustard was called "Your Dad". Had a Cerberus called "Turkey Dipper" once too. Also had a Hawk which I named "Raptor" until I realised that was actually a ship class too.
Soporo Caldari	Posted - 2008.05.01 06:54:00 - [133] Edited by: Soporo on 01/05/2008 06:55:01 One Scorp I had was named Secondary, another was named Primary Is. My Cormy salvager is Fred Sanford, another I had was named Trashman, yet another I had was Lamont.
baltec1 Antares Shipyards Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.01 07:22:00 - [134] All my caracals are called LEEROY! All my geddons are called "Im a caracal, honest!"
Kazuo Ishiguro House of Marbles Zzz	Posted - 2008.05.01 08:16:00 - [135] I quite like 'Racial Sentry Gun I-III', varied appropriately. A good way of unnnerving people slightly... My research services Spreadsheets: Top speed calculation - Halo Implant stats
Geaux Tiger Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.05.01 08:51:00 - [136] Mine and my alts: Vexor: Hairdryer Deluxe Retriever: Cookie Monster Tristan: Stay Puft Rifter: Baby Piwat Stabber: Need more ducttape
Powerpulse	Posted - 2008.05.01 09:06:00 - [137] I will confess to having named my viator I AM NOT PRIMARY
000Hunter000 Gallente Missiles 'R' Us	Posted - 2008.05.01 11:47:00 - [138] Not really funny but my dread is called 'Thunderchild' _______________________________________________________ CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
Janu Hull Caldari Terra Incognita Vanguard.	Posted - 2008.05.01 12:28:00 - [139] I've taken to calling my Raven's "USS Republican", since its all about the right wing. Ironically appropriate, too, considering its propensity for lobbing missiles at targets, while still managing to be largely impotent. The Badger I flew around the Chardalane area into low sec space with a pair of stabs to refuel my carrier was named "RAWR". I love that ship, flew out of a station in Maut under an attempted gank, and still made it through. Ibis: Dread-NOT! Badger II: Badgerbadgerbadger Alt's Badger II: True Sansha Trucker (in Catch space, it felt right) Hulk: Nostromo Drake: Pancake The rest of my ships are fairly seriously named. All my Rokhs are named for my deceased neice, and my carrier is named for a US Navy carrier. In the event of an emergency, my ego may be used as a floatation device.
Vid Eeomeet Soliders Of Eve	Posted - 2008.05.01 12:53:00 - [140] My Exequror is named Asymetric Medic

Ekscalybur Caldari Templar Services Inc.	Posted - 2008.05.01 13:27:00 - [141] I too have a salvage Dessie named Sanford & Son. A Minnie destroyer used for salvaging, their isn't a more fitting name. I have a Helios named "Shhhh huntin wabbits" a Hulk named "Fraggle Rock" an Osprey named "Flung Turd"
Lespin	Posted - 2008.05.01 13:32:00 - [142] My Bantam is named "NotMadeForLooks"
Cybele Lanier Amarr The Graduates Brutally Clever Empire	Posted - 2008.05.01 13:42:00 - [143] Originally by: 000Hunter000 Not really funny but my dread is called 'Thunderchild' Might want to shore up your thermal resistance a bit. --------------- ""Minimum collateral damage" and "Entire star system" do not belong in the same sentence."
Kaworu Tabris Caldari	Posted - 2008.05.01 13:50:00 - [144] My Badger Mk II is named "Mushroom Mushroom!"
Lisento Slaven Amarr The Drekla Consortium	Posted - 2008.05.01 14:25:00 - [145] All of my ships (except shuttles) have Cylon in the name... Crusader - Cylon Raider Rupture - Cylon Garbage Truck (was either truck or Ship) Retribution - Cylon Assault Ship Shuttles are usually "wrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" All my battleships and command ships are generally named "Cylon Lord _______" with some funky name after them... --- Put in space whales!
Epegi Givo Amarr New Eden Manufacturing and Missions	Posted - 2008.05.01 14:28:00 - [146] A Bestower named "God's Finger", 'cause it looks like a gihugic finger Originally by: DroneCommander Originally by: Isiskhan My mother's name is Rolricka. Yes, I'm being 100% serious. Dude! Your mum got RolRick'd!
Spectre3353 Gallente Joint Strike Squad	Posted - 2008.05.01 14:42:00 - [147] I named all my ships starting with the prefix "Mc". So far I've had McChicken, McRib, McMuffin, McPlapper, McPleeper, McMiner, McCargo, McDeathinator, McKillinator and several others. ----- http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
Athelston	Posted - 2008.05.01 14:52:00 - [148] here's a ship name generator... http://www.generatorland.com/generators/willynamer_gl.php
Wolf Spyder	Posted - 2008.05.01 14:57:00 - [149] I saw "Baby Jesus" flying aroun dunralare. And another ship named "God". I can say I few with God now. lol
DDemon The Order of Chivalry Nex Eternus	Posted - 2008.05.01 15:15:00 - [150] Hyperion - Anal Butt plug (It died awhile ago) Thanatos - R.M.S Titanic II, People tend to ask what happened to 1 (It struck an iceberg)

Atlar Okoy Minmatar Unity for Spacewhale Freedom	Posted - 2008.05.01 16:26:00 - [151] My domi is called "Angry Space Whale" for it is really mad about its poor brothers and sister beeing captured by this terrible rogue drones Its little salvage dessi compadre is called "Flipper"
The Herrick Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.05.01 17:23:00 - [152] I gots a Thorax called "Rule 34". Originally by: Tania Russ Those of us who actually build stuff and accomplish something worthwhile in Eve, as opposed to pirates, who basically don't accomplish anything but stealing other people's stuff.
000Hunter000 Gallente Missiles 'R' Us	Posted - 2008.05.01 17:31:00 - [153] Originally by: Cybele Lanier Originally by: 000Hunter000 Not really funny but my dread is called 'Thunderchild' Might want to shore up your thermal resistance a bit. hehe atlast someone who knows his classics yes it lacks a lil on that, only 20% thermal resist for shields. _______________________________________________________ CCP, let us pay the online shop with Direct Debit!!!
Scilent Enigma Minmatar Vae Victis Inc.	Posted - 2008.05.01 17:46:00 - [154] I've got a 'phoon somewhere named Rustbucket, dunno if it's funny or just accurate.
Soulja Caldari THEM. Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.01 18:47:00 - [155] Whilst in a roaming gang we happened upon a Raven ratting in a belt, pew pew ensued but the pilot of the Raven ejected. So we got one of our guys to collect the Raven. I suggested the name 'Dude Where's My Car' and it stuck!
Ghicolas Naspard	Posted - 2008.05.01 19:21:00 - [156] My Obelisk is named "OH NO ITS MRCREOSOTE" --- Yea I'm posting with an alt, whaddaya think I am, a moron?
RagnarH Corp 1 Allstars Insurgency	Posted - 2008.05.01 19:34:00 - [157] Originally by: Freya Runestone Originally by: RagnarH Edited by: RagnarH on 30/04/2008 12:55:01 All my cap ships are named after old gf's. So that when they get killed I just laugh. happen often? your corp must love you! :P I lost 1 in MASS, and 1 in INSRG. But im more then self sufficent (sp?) So im not worried if I loose more gf's (again haha) ----------------------------------- Corp 1 Allstars - Chief of Operations
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.05.01 19:35:00 - [158] A friend of mine insists on naming his mining ships Preperation H.
MushroomMushroom	Posted - 2008.05.01 19:39:00 - [159] Its not really original, but I name my Badger Snake...
Drizit Amarr	Posted - 2008.05.01 19:51:00 - [160] Coercer - Many guns, no threat Shuttle - BRB Lots of Kestrels - Macros beware - Used to root out macro miners and suicide gank them. My Absolution is called 'Kamusta Ka' which is Tagalog for 'How are you'. I thought that was a good parody for such a vicious little ship. -- Freighters need a tank

Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.	Posted - 2008.05.01 20:31:00 - [161] Originally by: The Herrick I gots a Thorax called "Rule 34". Rule 35 since there is no eve-o ****
Ghengis Tia Amarr	Posted - 2008.05.01 21:32:00 - [162] My salvage ship, a Hurricane, is called "Ravenger", for "RAVenous scavENGER". My mission Hurricane is called Geronimo III, after losing the first two to lag just this past weekend. If it happens again I'll switch to "Cochise". Other ships are Thor, Valhalla, and Loki. I was going to name my bestower "trojan" (after the condom) but got so tired of looking at it I traded it in for a Hoarder. At least the Hoarder looks like a spaceship.
Shakuul Caldari Extreme Addiction Atrum Tempestas Foedus	Posted - 2008.05.01 21:41:00 - [163] Originally by: Vienna Gates I once saw a Hurricane named Katrina thats terrible
Johli Caldari AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2008.05.01 22:04:00 - [164] Raven: Aluminum Falcon II (first one got ganked) Mega: ITS FAILBOAT Drake: Weaponized Love Buzzard: NINJA FAILBOAT Manti: FAILBOAT'S HIDING Retriever: FAILBOAT'S MINING Badger: BPO 2 I've been thinking about naming one of my pvp ships Strain Renderer Drone so nobody will loot it :P
Tarel Necor Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2008.05.01 22:51:00 - [165] Thorax named Prince Albert A few of my ships have had the name "Righteous Indignation" from the animated series Bucky O'Hare
Danton Marcellus Nebula Rasa Holdings	Posted - 2008.05.02 00:04:00 - [166] Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 02/05/2008 00:04:15 My first Imicus was called Fuzzy Dice and my Nighthawk's called Nocturnal Damsel, don't know if those qualify though. Should/would/could have, HAVE you chav! Also Known As
Maglorre	Posted - 2008.05.02 00:39:00 - [167] Originally by: Ekscalybur I too have a salvage Dessie named Sanford & Son. A Minnie destroyer used for salvaging, their isn't a more fitting name. Yes there is... Tobermory, Orinoco, Bungo, Tomsk, Bulgaria, Stepney or Wellington
Forluhn Amarr Sane Industries Inc. Ursa Stellar Initiative	Posted - 2008.05.02 01:11:00 - [168] I named my Armageddon Liv Tyler...
Cpt Lain Caldari Dirty Sexy Pilots	Posted - 2008.05.02 01:25:00 - [169] I tend to name my Harbingers: Frickin' Shark Zealots get: Holy Diver Sacrilege (nano ofc): Can't Touch This
Pegleg Punk Minmatar	Posted - 2008.05.02 02:10:00 - [170] Pantydropper.

Aki Uurtem Gallente Havok Fleet	Posted - 2008.05.02 02:20:00 - [171] Megathron - "Megatron?" Incursus - "Snaggletooth" Thorax - "Cantthinkofad*ckjoke"
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.02 02:21:00 - [172] Edited by: DubanFP on 02/05/2008 02:31:09 Originally by: Vienna Gates I once saw a Hurricane named Katrina That might very well have been me.
Viginti Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.05.02 02:50:00 - [173] Crusader: Buckfutter Abaddon: AbbraCadaver
The LT	Posted - 2008.05.02 02:54:00 - [174] Once saw a badger (or it may have been a freighter) named 'Damn slow' gave me a chuckle
Steakkbone Helios Incorporated Insurgency	Posted - 2008.05.02 03:07:00 - [175] that one goon rorqual named 'OPTIMUS JEW'
GhostXile Black Screen of Death	Posted - 2008.05.03 06:51:00 - [176] Originally by: Jessica Lorelei my old mammoth was called Fat mother trucker not very funny i guess. It's Funny
Amastat Caldari Omegatech	Posted - 2008.05.03 09:18:00 - [177] Hulk: JEW GOLD Armageddon: USS Bill Clinton Vagabond: The Benny Hill Moros: Kissthis Sigil: NottheFACE! Phoenix: Oops, I Sneezed
Landrassa Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company	Posted - 2008.05.03 10:32:00 - [178] Hulk: Belts for Breakfast Itty V: Viagra Incident Raven: Bigbird CNR: Bigger Bird Ishtar: Smiley(duh) Think I got a domi named Love Boat somewhere, but heck if i know where it's at. Now please excuse me while I go and rename the fleet
Amastat Caldari Omegatech	Posted - 2008.05.03 11:00:00 - [179] Originally by: Landrassa Hulk: Belts for Breakfast Itty V: Viagra Incident Raven: Bigbird CNR: Bigger Bird Ishtar: Smiley(duh) Think I got a domi named Love Boat somewhere, but heck if i know where it's at. Now please excuse me while I go and rename the fleet Too funny
vanBuskirk Caldari	Posted - 2008.05.03 13:42:00 - [180] Originally by: Irdomi Imagine, if you will, an Iteron Mark 3 called "Lady's Best Friend". Proud corpie annouces, "hey look at my ship" and there is a general laugh. ....Then... an Iteron Mark 5 undocked right next to it in line. Dwarfing the the much shorter Mark 3. Nice. I have a female alt, who sometimes flies an Iteron V. Its name? "Rampant Rabbit".

Mordred Ottomo Terran Resurrection	Posted - 2008.05.03 14:42:00 - [181] I named a Drake "Daffy's Revenge" and my Mammoth I called "The Rusty Bucket".
Meridius Dex Amarr Foundation R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.05.03 14:57:00 - [182] I don't go the funny-name route, but my brother named his hauler the "Pork Chop Express". (Kudos to those who get the ref..)
Terianna Eri Amarr Scrutari	Posted - 2008.05.03 15:07:00 - [183] Originally by: DDemon Thanatos - R.M.S Titanic II, People tend to ask what happened to 1 (It struck an iceberg) The only thing I can think about now is a poor thanatos getting stuck between two big ol' chunks in an ice belt.
Sandwich PvP	Posted - 2008.05.03 17:56:00 - [184] Pastrami, Cheese, Ham and Cheese, Hero, Philly Cheesesteak....Well you get the picture.
Trokiel	Posted - 2008.05.03 18:49:00 - [185] I have an ice mining Hulk named "Titanic's Revenge" And have a Helios named "Wrecked'em Prober"
Hophmann PsyCorp Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2008.05.03 19:10:00 - [186] My salvage boat is call "The Salvations Army" my scanning boat is call "-273¦C" the idea was that only energy (electrons(-)) move at that point. My pvp blackbird I call "The Darkness" like the idea of letting people be sitting in there own darkness after a successfully jamming cycles.
Ashlee Darksky	Posted - 2008.05.03 19:20:00 - [187] Originally by: Zaknussem I gave my Bustard the name "Dead Whale" because it acts like one. Even when moving. My Drake has the name "Aluminum Mallard". I'll leave it to people to figure out what it parodies, and where the parody originates from. Quack! Duck or soup Sir? Which one do you shoot? Duck! <sound of head colliding with desk>
Etchyboy Minmatar Firman AB 101010 Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.03 20:10:00 - [188] I had a shuttle called "Taste like chicken" and a mammoth called "Not worth your time"
Dahak2150 Chaos Monkeys	Posted - 2008.05.03 22:26:00 - [189] Made my corpmate name is Scorpion Suicidal Tendencies. I named my Domi B.U.F.F. (Big Ugly Fat ******) Ferox = Backwards Cormorant Cormorant = Backwards Ferox
Sandslinger NorCorp Security eXceed.	Posted - 2008.05.03 23:48:00 - [190] Got an obelisk I name nvr+250milhauler In the hope that it will defer suicide gankers that aren't good at addition

GhostXile Black Screen of Death	Posted - 2008.05.04 04:42:00 - [191] Originally by: Meridius Dex I don't go the funny-name route, but my brother named his hauler the "Pork Chop Express". (Kudos to those who get the ref..) Big Trouble in Little china - Jack Burton's Truck. Awesome movie! Pork Chop Express
Neesa Corrinne Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.	Posted - 2008.05.04 05:25:00 - [192] Originally by: Zaknussem I gave my Bustard the name "Dead Whale" because it acts like one. Even when moving. My Drake has the name "Aluminum Mallard". I'll leave it to people to figure out what it parodies, and where the parody originates from. It parodies the spruce goose, and the parody is from Space Quest IV IIRC. I remember chuckling at the Space Quest ship name when I flew it around too.


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