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Gary Webb
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Posted - 2008.08.16 19:32:00 -
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I was playing Star Trek Legacy yesterday and tried to ctrl-left click on the opposing craft.
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Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:03:00 -
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You know you've played too much eve when you can give someone a cookie-cutter setup for a ship you've never actually flown >.<
I was at a friend's house and he suggested we go find something to eat, he asked where we should go and my response was "Meh, just undock from the garage, floor it and see where we end up"
Words like ore, barge/battleship/any other ship type no longer have any meaning for you outside of eve.
You watch star wars, and contemplate the fittings of each ship (and chuckle when the millennium falcon gets zapped with a tractor beam)
You've seen enough of these threads to know that even though all the other ones being replied to would yield screams of NECRO, half the people replying will STILL reply with "When you've seen a thousand of these stupid threads"
You literally stay up all night for an op, taking a one hour nap at downtime (Did this once about a year ago when my teeny corp tried to take down a large POS with a handful of battleships )
You've written a 2 page + post on the forums arguing some aspect of the game.
Even though eve has thousands of systems and dozens of regions, you know which ones are good and which ones suck (applies especially to nullsec)
You spend enough time playing to easily afford to keep 2 accounts active with isk.
You know the joke of why the Thanatos is lopsided (read up on your greek mythology if you wanna figure that one out )
You play other games and automatically associate the different races with their eve counterparts (Aeon were Amarr, Cybran minmatar, UEF caldari and Seraphim were the Jove for those who play SupCom )
You figure out which of the races correspond to which eve faction before learning the races' names. (Played Sins of a solar empire, don't remember which race was an amarr knockoff, but there most definitely is one >.< )
You run into some unexpected cash, and ask a friend how much isk you could get by flipping GTCs with it. (This one didn't happen to me, I was the one who got asked )
You don't flip GTCs, not because of any moral reasons but because you know to make a sum of isk big enough to really matter/get you a ship/mods you can't already afford, you'd have to spend a couple hundred bucks.
That's all I can think of for now, all of these (except the one I mentionned earlier) have happened to me, some more then once, I find these are only really funny if they're really...well...real ^_^
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Cambarus
You play other games and automatically associate the different races with their eve counterparts (Aeon were Amarr, Cybran minmatar, UEF caldari and Seraphim were the Jove for those who play SupCom )
You figure out which of the races correspond to which eve faction before learning the races' names. (Played Sins of a solar empire, don't remember which race was an amarr knockoff, but there most definitely is one >.< )
That would be the Vasari *Comparing other space games with Eve to see which one would win if they were pitted against each other (Eve wins hands down imho against all, except against Sins perhaps)
*When you have BOTH the Sins and Eve Forum tabs open, and see both refer to each other (Happening now at the time of this post )
(\_/) (O.o) (> <)[]==^= (urtok's bunny-its a machinegun)
(\_/) (O.o) (> <)
Anything i say on the forums is my own opinion, not of my corporation or alliance.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:52:00 -
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When you hear a joke in-game, laugh at it and then realise it's originally your joke
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/08/2008 20:57:47 *pokes sheriff* i need to get around the playing that wonderful game referenced in your signature again.
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GreGh Rakrot
Rionnag Alba
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Posted - 2008.08.16 21:31:00 -
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few days ago i almost told one guy "WTS: humor" when he didnt get the joke i managed to disguise most of the sentence in mumble at least and i dont even live in english speaking country |
Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.08.16 21:34:00 -
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I right-clicked on my C: drive once to check space remaining, got very confused when the "properties" option didn't show up.
Then it hit me.
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Stormking
Wartime Piratical Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.17 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Dahak2150 I right-clicked on my C: drive once to check space remaining, got very confused when the "properties" option didn't show up.
Then it hit me.
You mean "show info"? |
Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.08.17 14:23:00 -
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Edited by: Dahak2150 on 17/08/2008 14:23:34 Something like that. The two seem interchangeable for me at this point.
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Xevan Templar
7th Batavian Squadron
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Posted - 2008.08.17 14:31:00 -
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When you make an EVE related joke and all your Real Life friends give you that 'What have you been smoking' look
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mothyowns
teeny tiny space pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:44:00 -
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When you think about catching the iteron to work.
Quote: The secret of short-range weapons is to get in close.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:47:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 04/09/2008 12:47:41 When you press f5 to refresh corpchat...
And remember you're the only one in the corp...
Honest to gods! I was tired
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 04/09/2008 12:47:41 When you press f5 to refresh corpchat...
And remember you're the only one in the corp...
Honest to gods! I was tired
You know, you could join some OTHER player run corporation .. *hint hint*
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kuolematon You know, you could join some OTHER player run corporation .. *hint hint*
I COULD ofcourse, but what on earth corporation could that be
And then i'd lose all the great conversations in corrpchat i ahve with myself
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.09.04 13:02:00 -
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Cant you just post a link to the other 59 "playing eve to much" posts im sure everything is covered in them
SKUNK
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.09.04 14:14:00 -
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When in the pub, trying to check local to see if my mates had arrived.
That made me lol and facepalm simultaneously.
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Maria Kalista
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Posted - 2008.09.04 14:58:00 -
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When your dreams of women in rubber are replaced by dreams where you are your ship, floating in eve space, and reds are coming your way, and right clicking doesn't give you any option to warp out .
Originally by: CCP Mitnal You put a bear in your tea???
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Bakongo
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Posted - 2008.09.04 17:46:00 -
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I recently fell asleep while my girlfriend was telling me about her day. She happened to be telling me that her boss came to assess her when she wasn't ready and she was surprised to see him. In my sleep I apparently then asked her 'did he warp in cloaked?'. The next day she asked me what the hell I meant by that...
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.09.04 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Sheriff Jones When you hear a joke in-game, laugh at it and then realise it's originally your joke
Yeah but that's just you talking to yourself again in corp chat, right?
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2008.09.04 17:59:00 -
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I unplugged an implant from my head. Really. -------------------- What? Me Worry? -------------------- |
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ruze You wake up at 3 in the morning to switch a skill.
You've told your wife that they couldn't go on a dinner date, because you had an op to take part in.
You've *****ed about corp politics to your loved one.
You want to collect sculptures of the ships you like so much.
You *pay* for more than one account.
You've got the next six months worth of training already planned out in EvEMon.
(Sad thing is, all of these are things I've done )
HOLY SHIT. thats me right there.
Now If I can just find a wife that will go on ops WITH me. That would be awesome. She can even be in my corp...
then again employer to employee relationships are kinda frowned upon... whats your thought on that /a/ ... oh wai- I mean /EvE General/ lol
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CCP Prism X
Gallente C C P
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:05:00 -
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There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
~ Prism X EvE Database Developer Relocating your character to a cozy, secure container since 2006. Relocating your cozy, secure container to the EVE cemetery since 2008. |
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Locke DieDrake
Human Information Virus
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:07:00 -
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When your girlfriend wakes you up at 4am because you're yelling in your sleep. Then she says, WTF does "alpha Shintinies" "Beta Memetic" Fire at will mean?
When you right click on your desktop background trying to rotate the view point.
When you see a car with it's blinkers on and you think "I wonder who they attacked to get flagged?"
When you use your PDA phone to log into corp chat so you can say hi to your buddy that is on the end of the bar on his PDA phone in corp chat so he can talk to you. (oddly, we could just link our phones too, but that isn't geeky enough)
When you know how to create VMs and VPNs for the sole purpose of using eve on your PDA phone.
When your friends comment on the very cool background you have on your TV and how you got it to move. You laugh and turn the UI back on so you can dock. ______________________________________________ Goon FC(08/12/06):"its a trap" "that thing is fully operational" |
Quilyan
Gallente Interstellar Cookies Distribution
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:29:00 -
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When you think "i can tank that" irl <3 |
Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:41:00 -
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Edited by: Haradgrim on 04/09/2008 18:41:23 When you already know that someone else has posted "when you see one of these threads and already know what people are going to post" before you even look at it..... --
Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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Rifter Drifter
Minmatar Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight
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Posted - 2008.09.04 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Ruze You wake up at 3 in the morning to switch a skill.
You've told your wife that they couldn't go on a dinner date, because you had an op to take part in.
You've *****ed about corp politics to your loved one.
You want to collect sculptures of the ships you like so much.
You *pay* for more than one account.
You've got the next six months worth of training already planned out in EvEMon.
(Sad thing is, all of these are things I've done )
I too am guilty of ALL of the above
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.09.04 22:32:00 -
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You have 113 'Zor's custom navigation links' in you hangar
You have more ships than days in the year
You only use 3 of those ships per month
You always do at least 1 other task when playing eve, such as watching a film, reading a book.
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.09.05 06:49:00 -
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.. I know! Someone find THE FIRST You have played too much of EVE topic and THEN this will be /thread
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Garota'de'Ipanema
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Posted - 2008.09.05 08:37:00 -
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lol I remember once I saw a bunch of cops having an argument with a couple of dudes and i said to myself wtf is CONCORD doing here...
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Witcher
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:40:00 -
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Actually happened:
The guy works in beauty salon, phones rings
-Hello -Hi, do you guys go Dreads? -Lets see, we've got the blueprint, but out of minerals rights now, call back tomorrow...
zzzzzzzzzz...............
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