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The Wounded
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:27:00 -
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Just keep them comming and make it funny.
* The first thing you do when moving is go to the hospital and ask for a clone location change
* You realise you can speak russian all of a sudden
* You threaten to pod people in real life
* You call your docter for a clone upgrade after finishing a course/study
* When your car fuel is low you search for stront and liquid ozone
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Siberys
Gallente
Nebula Sharks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:29:00 -
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* You tatoo something EVE related on your body *cough Cribba*
* You say to your girlfriend 'there are no girls on the internet'
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Xing Wong
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:31:00 -
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- You're here to spend some time during DT
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Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Void Engineers
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:31:00 -
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It's when you step outside after a marathon session and try to pull up the overlay so you can click warp to pub icon.
Of course, I try to do that even when I've not been playing eve :(
Life is about memories the more the better.
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar
Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:32:00 -
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That you have seen enough of these threads to want to jump infront of a bus.
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Siberys
Gallente
Nebula Sharks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:33:00 -
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 Originally by: Gone'Postal
That you have seen enough of these threads to want to jump infront of a Hauler.
Fixed 
PvE is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS... |
Franga
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:33:00 -
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No. It's wrong to start a thread like this. Again.
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FarosWarrior
Amarr
Mission Mining Corp
Utterly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:35:00 -
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* when you are old enough for drivers lessons and you want to know where the nearest school is to buy your skillbook and which rank and level youll need for certain vehicles
* when you order quafe instead of a coca-cola
* when you want long-limb roes instead of those fishy eggs (dont know how they are called in english >.>)
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Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Void Engineers
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: FarosWarrior
* when you are old enough for drivers lessons and you want to know where the nearest school is to buy your skillbook and which rank and level youll need for certain vehicles
* when you order quafe instead of a coca-cola
* when you want long-limb roes instead of those fishy eggs (dont know how they are called in english >.>)
Cavier I reckon you mean.
Life is about memories the more the better.
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Bean Doodle
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:56:00 -
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When you're walking past a busstop in a bad part of town at night and you worry about gatecamps.
Or when crickets chirping in that same bad neighbourhood sounds EXACTLY to your drunken brain like a hostile ship locking you...
Needless to say, I was kinda stressed last night
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:57:00 -
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Originally by: Gone'Postal
That you have seen enough of these threads to want to jump infront of a bus.
- When you've seen so many of these threads that you immediately look for the first reply stating they've seen too many of these threads so you can hi-five the guy who said it...
o/\o
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Ultin Harvor
Gallente
First Sphere
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:05:00 -
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* When you hear the word 'slave' you think of the Amarr before the slave trade (actually happened  )
* If you dream about a wedding you show up in a Catalyst, again actually happened.
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BrysonBennington
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:07:00 -
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Edited by: BrysonBennington on 16/08/2008 12:08:18
You know that you have been playing EvE to long when you are constantly concerned about fellow employees getting into your lunch cooler at work and your "ore" coming up missing.
You know that you have been playing EvE to long when you are at Best Buy and and everything you buy relates to upggrading your machine to play EvE.
" No I need more power, No I need more Ram, twitch, twitch, No I need this, I....."
You know that you have been playing EvE to long when you are constantly listening for other Eve'rs where ever you go to slip up and say what their race is and who their character is.
looking erie eyed at the hot chick across the counter, "Say it, I know your Caldari, SAY IT!)
When you set-your alarm for a Saturday to be the first one into Eve.
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PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
aurorae pacificas
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Bean Doodle
Or when crickets chirping in that same bad neighbourhood sounds EXACTLY to your drunken brain like a hostile ship locking you...
HAHAHAHAHA
Now thats one I havnt heard before. Pure win.
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WishBlade
Caldari
League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:48:00 -
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Whenever you see something move fast you scream "NANO***"
When you see something hit something hard, and with massive power you think "Nerf Amarr!!"
Aweseomenessness |
TentPegg
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:10:00 -
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When the gf notices a bald patch starting where the headband of your headset sits on the top of your head and you have to get a wrap around style in the hope you can reverse the damage done. And no..I have no other bald spots on my head...just thinning where the old headset used to be :(
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cyberdog
RSP Enterprises
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:41:00 -
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You want too quit.
/thread.
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Pohbis
Neo T.E.C.H.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:46:00 -
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* Creating threads on the forums, about signs that you've played too much.
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Siberys
Gallente
Nebula Sharks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: WishBlade
When you see something hit something hard, and with massive power you think "Nerf Amarr!!"
Don't think about it.... but how can you not?
PvE is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS... |
Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Avenging United
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:54:00 -
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When you start to think that mods should just put it in the rules to not make threads like this anymore.
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David Miliband
Evil Proctologists
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:00:00 -
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Edited by: David Miliband on 16/08/2008 16:01:04
Signs that you haven't played Eve much:
You still think this kind of thread is funny.
(This char is over a month older than the OP so I am obviously much more experienced  )
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Arte
AFK
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:11:00 -
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When you take yourself far too seriously to find some of these posts funny, yet still feel the need to post in the thread yourself.
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Ruze
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:12:00 -
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You wake up at 3 in the morning to switch a skill.
You've told your wife that they couldn't go on a dinner date, because you had an op to take part in.
You've *****ed about corp politics to your loved one.
You want to collect sculptures of the ships you like so much.
You *pay* for more than one account.
You've got the next six months worth of training already planned out in EvEMon.
(Sad thing is, all of these are things I've done )
Quote:
If you like playing EvE, but don't like to PvP ...
Maybe it's time you recognize that you don't really like to play EvE.
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PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
aurorae pacificas
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:13:00 -
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I wonder if AA forums have "you know youre an alco when..." threads?
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Internet Knight
The Knighthawks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:14:00 -
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You make a forum thread with signs that you're playing EVE too much.
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Serenity Steele
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:14:00 -
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* You write a print a book about EVE.
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Gealbhan
Caldari
Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.16 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Gealbhan on 16/08/2008 17:00:22
You class a prius as a Gallente shuttle...
This is a Prius btw
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Cryten Jones
Gallente
Eldritch Storm
The Matari Consortium
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Posted - 2008.08.16 18:59:00 -
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* When you walk past an army surplace shop and the question 'I wonder if they have Angel Tags' runs though your mind.
-CJ
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Faife
Minmatar
Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.08.16 19:19:00 -
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your pets die
you lose your job
you die
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.08.16 19:29:00 -
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You know you have been playing eve too long when you try to explain to the officer what a kill right is and why you shouldnt be concorded for your actions.
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