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The Wounded
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:27:00 -
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Just keep them comming and make it funny.
* The first thing you do when moving is go to the hospital and ask for a clone location change
* You realise you can speak russian all of a sudden
* You threaten to pod people in real life
* You call your docter for a clone upgrade after finishing a course/study
* When your car fuel is low you search for stront and liquid ozone
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Siberys
Gallente
Nebula Sharks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:29:00 -
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* You tatoo something EVE related on your body *cough Cribba*
* You say to your girlfriend 'there are no girls on the internet'
PvE is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS... |
Xing Wong
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:31:00 -
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- You're here to spend some time during DT
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Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Void Engineers
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:31:00 -
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It's when you step outside after a marathon session and try to pull up the overlay so you can click warp to pub icon.
Of course, I try to do that even when I've not been playing eve :(
Life is about memories the more the better.
http://lifeisexperience.freeforums.org (because it's a small corp) |
Gone'Postal
Minmatar
Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:32:00 -
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That you have seen enough of these threads to want to jump infront of a bus.
Boost SISI VOTE NOW! |
Siberys
Gallente
Nebula Sharks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:33:00 -
[6]
 Originally by: Gone'Postal
That you have seen enough of these threads to want to jump infront of a Hauler.
Fixed 
PvE is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS... |
Franga
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:33:00 -
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No. It's wrong to start a thread like this. Again.
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FarosWarrior
Amarr
Mission Mining Corp
Utterly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:35:00 -
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* when you are old enough for drivers lessons and you want to know where the nearest school is to buy your skillbook and which rank and level youll need for certain vehicles
* when you order quafe instead of a coca-cola
* when you want long-limb roes instead of those fishy eggs (dont know how they are called in english >.>)
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Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Void Engineers
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: FarosWarrior
* when you are old enough for drivers lessons and you want to know where the nearest school is to buy your skillbook and which rank and level youll need for certain vehicles
* when you order quafe instead of a coca-cola
* when you want long-limb roes instead of those fishy eggs (dont know how they are called in english >.>)
Cavier I reckon you mean.
Life is about memories the more the better.
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Bean Doodle
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:56:00 -
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When you're walking past a busstop in a bad part of town at night and you worry about gatecamps.
Or when crickets chirping in that same bad neighbourhood sounds EXACTLY to your drunken brain like a hostile ship locking you...
Needless to say, I was kinda stressed last night
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.08.16 11:57:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Gone'Postal
That you have seen enough of these threads to want to jump infront of a bus.
- When you've seen so many of these threads that you immediately look for the first reply stating they've seen too many of these threads so you can hi-five the guy who said it...
o/\o
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Ultin Harvor
Gallente
First Sphere
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:05:00 -
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* When you hear the word 'slave' you think of the Amarr before the slave trade (actually happened  )
* If you dream about a wedding you show up in a Catalyst, again actually happened.
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BrysonBennington
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:07:00 -
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Edited by: BrysonBennington on 16/08/2008 12:08:18
You know that you have been playing EvE to long when you are constantly concerned about fellow employees getting into your lunch cooler at work and your "ore" coming up missing.
You know that you have been playing EvE to long when you are at Best Buy and and everything you buy relates to upggrading your machine to play EvE.
" No I need more power, No I need more Ram, twitch, twitch, No I need this, I....."
You know that you have been playing EvE to long when you are constantly listening for other Eve'rs where ever you go to slip up and say what their race is and who their character is.
looking erie eyed at the hot chick across the counter, "Say it, I know your Caldari, SAY IT!)
When you set-your alarm for a Saturday to be the first one into Eve.
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PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
aurorae pacificas
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Bean Doodle
Or when crickets chirping in that same bad neighbourhood sounds EXACTLY to your drunken brain like a hostile ship locking you...
HAHAHAHAHA
Now thats one I havnt heard before. Pure win.
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WishBlade
Caldari
League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees
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Posted - 2008.08.16 12:48:00 -
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Whenever you see something move fast you scream "NANO***"
When you see something hit something hard, and with massive power you think "Nerf Amarr!!"
Aweseomenessness |
TentPegg
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:10:00 -
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When the gf notices a bald patch starting where the headband of your headset sits on the top of your head and you have to get a wrap around style in the hope you can reverse the damage done. And no..I have no other bald spots on my head...just thinning where the old headset used to be :(
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cyberdog
RSP Enterprises
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:41:00 -
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You want too quit.
/thread.
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Pohbis
Neo T.E.C.H.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:46:00 -
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* Creating threads on the forums, about signs that you've played too much.
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Siberys
Gallente
Nebula Sharks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: WishBlade
When you see something hit something hard, and with massive power you think "Nerf Amarr!!"
Don't think about it.... but how can you not?
PvE is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS... |
Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Avenging United
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Posted - 2008.08.16 13:54:00 -
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When you start to think that mods should just put it in the rules to not make threads like this anymore.
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David Miliband
Evil Proctologists
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:00:00 -
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Edited by: David Miliband on 16/08/2008 16:01:04
Signs that you haven't played Eve much:
You still think this kind of thread is funny.
(This char is over a month older than the OP so I am obviously much more experienced  )
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Arte
AFK
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:11:00 -
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When you take yourself far too seriously to find some of these posts funny, yet still feel the need to post in the thread yourself.
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Ruze
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:12:00 -
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You wake up at 3 in the morning to switch a skill.
You've told your wife that they couldn't go on a dinner date, because you had an op to take part in.
You've *****ed about corp politics to your loved one.
You want to collect sculptures of the ships you like so much.
You *pay* for more than one account.
You've got the next six months worth of training already planned out in EvEMon.
(Sad thing is, all of these are things I've done )
Quote:
If you like playing EvE, but don't like to PvP ...
Maybe it's time you recognize that you don't really like to play EvE.
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PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
aurorae pacificas
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:13:00 -
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I wonder if AA forums have "you know youre an alco when..." threads?
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Internet Knight
The Knighthawks
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:14:00 -
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You make a forum thread with signs that you're playing EVE too much.
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Serenity Steele
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Posted - 2008.08.16 16:14:00 -
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* You write a print a book about EVE.
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Gealbhan
Caldari
Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.16 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Gealbhan on 16/08/2008 17:00:22
You class a prius as a Gallente shuttle...
This is a Prius btw
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Cryten Jones
Gallente
Eldritch Storm
The Matari Consortium
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Posted - 2008.08.16 18:59:00 -
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* When you walk past an army surplace shop and the question 'I wonder if they have Angel Tags' runs though your mind.
-CJ
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Faife
Minmatar
Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.08.16 19:19:00 -
[29]
your pets die
you lose your job
you die
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.08.16 19:29:00 -
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You know you have been playing eve too long when you try to explain to the officer what a kill right is and why you shouldnt be concorded for your actions.
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To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Gary Webb
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Posted - 2008.08.16 19:32:00 -
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I was playing Star Trek Legacy yesterday and tried to ctrl-left click on the opposing craft.
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Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:03:00 -
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You know you've played too much eve when you can give someone a cookie-cutter setup for a ship you've never actually flown >.<
I was at a friend's house and he suggested we go find something to eat, he asked where we should go and my response was "Meh, just undock from the garage, floor it and see where we end up"
Words like ore, barge/battleship/any other ship type no longer have any meaning for you outside of eve.
You watch star wars, and contemplate the fittings of each ship (and chuckle when the millennium falcon gets zapped with a tractor beam)
You've seen enough of these threads to know that even though all the other ones being replied to would yield screams of NECRO, half the people replying will STILL reply with "When you've seen a thousand of these stupid threads"
You literally stay up all night for an op, taking a one hour nap at downtime (Did this once about a year ago when my teeny corp tried to take down a large POS with a handful of battleships )
You've written a 2 page + post on the forums arguing some aspect of the game.
Even though eve has thousands of systems and dozens of regions, you know which ones are good and which ones suck (applies especially to nullsec)
You spend enough time playing to easily afford to keep 2 accounts active with isk.
You know the joke of why the Thanatos is lopsided (read up on your greek mythology if you wanna figure that one out )
You play other games and automatically associate the different races with their eve counterparts (Aeon were Amarr, Cybran minmatar, UEF caldari and Seraphim were the Jove for those who play SupCom )
You figure out which of the races correspond to which eve faction before learning the races' names. (Played Sins of a solar empire, don't remember which race was an amarr knockoff, but there most definitely is one >.< )
You run into some unexpected cash, and ask a friend how much isk you could get by flipping GTCs with it. (This one didn't happen to me, I was the one who got asked )
You don't flip GTCs, not because of any moral reasons but because you know to make a sum of isk big enough to really matter/get you a ship/mods you can't already afford, you'd have to spend a couple hundred bucks.
That's all I can think of for now, all of these (except the one I mentionned earlier) have happened to me, some more then once, I find these are only really funny if they're really...well...real ^_^
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente
N.A.S.A.
Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Cambarus
You play other games and automatically associate the different races with their eve counterparts (Aeon were Amarr, Cybran minmatar, UEF caldari and Seraphim were the Jove for those who play SupCom )
You figure out which of the races correspond to which eve faction before learning the races' names. (Played Sins of a solar empire, don't remember which race was an amarr knockoff, but there most definitely is one >.< )
That would be the Vasari
*Comparing other space games with Eve to see which one would win if they were pitted against each other (Eve wins hands down imho against all, except against Sins perhaps)
*When you have BOTH the Sins and Eve Forum tabs open, and see both refer to each other (Happening now at the time of this post )
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Anything i say on the forums is my own opinion, not of my corporation or alliance.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:52:00 -
[34]
When you hear a joke in-game, laugh at it and then realise it's originally your joke
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/08/2008 20:57:47
*pokes sheriff* i need to get around the playing that wonderful game referenced in your signature again.
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GreGh Rakrot
Rionnag Alba
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Posted - 2008.08.16 21:31:00 -
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few days ago i almost told one guy "WTS: humor" when he didnt get the joke
i managed to disguise most of the sentence in mumble at least
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Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.08.16 21:34:00 -
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I right-clicked on my C: drive once to check space remaining, got very confused when the "properties" option didn't show up.
Then it hit me.
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Stormking
Wartime Piratical Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.17 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Dahak2150
I right-clicked on my C: drive once to check space remaining, got very confused when the "properties" option didn't show up.
Then it hit me.
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Dahak2150
Chaos Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.08.17 14:23:00 -
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Edited by: Dahak2150 on 17/08/2008 14:23:34
Something like that. The two seem interchangeable for me at this point.
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Xevan Templar
7th Batavian Squadron
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Posted - 2008.08.17 14:31:00 -
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When you make an EVE related joke and all your Real Life friends give you that 'What have you been smoking' look
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mothyowns
teeny tiny space pirates
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:44:00 -
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When you think about catching the iteron to work.
Quote:
The secret of short-range weapons is to get in close.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:47:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 04/09/2008 12:47:41
When you press f5 to refresh corpchat...
And remember you're the only one in the corp...
Honest to gods! I was tired
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:53:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 04/09/2008 12:47:41
When you press f5 to refresh corpchat...
And remember you're the only one in the corp...
Honest to gods! I was tired
You know, you could join some OTHER player run corporation .. *hint hint*
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.04 12:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kuolematon
You know, you could join some OTHER player run corporation .. *hint hint*
I COULD ofcourse, but what on earth corporation could that be 
And then i'd lose all the great conversations in corrpchat i ahve with myself
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.09.04 13:02:00 -
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Cant you just post a link to the other 59 "playing eve to much" posts im sure everything is covered in them
SKUNK
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.09.04 14:14:00 -
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When in the pub, trying to check local to see if my mates had arrived.
That made me lol and facepalm simultaneously.
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Maria Kalista
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Posted - 2008.09.04 14:58:00 -
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When your dreams of women in rubber are replaced by dreams where you are your ship, floating in eve space, and reds are coming your way, and right clicking doesn't give you any option to warp out .
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
You put a bear in your tea???
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Bakongo
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Posted - 2008.09.04 17:46:00 -
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I recently fell asleep while my girlfriend was telling me about her day. She happened to be telling me that her boss came to assess her when she wasn't ready and she was surprised to see him. In my sleep I apparently then asked her 'did he warp in cloaked?'. The next day she asked me what the hell I meant by that...
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.09.04 17:48:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
When you hear a joke in-game, laugh at it and then realise it's originally your joke
Yeah but that's just you talking to yourself again in corp chat, right?
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2008.09.04 17:59:00 -
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I unplugged an implant from my head. Really.
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rValdez5987
Amarr
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:04:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Ruze
You wake up at 3 in the morning to switch a skill.
You've told your wife that they couldn't go on a dinner date, because you had an op to take part in.
You've *****ed about corp politics to your loved one.
You want to collect sculptures of the ships you like so much.
You *pay* for more than one account.
You've got the next six months worth of training already planned out in EvEMon.
(Sad thing is, all of these are things I've done )
HOLY SHIT. thats me right there.
Now If I can just find a wife that will go on ops WITH me. That would be awesome. She can even be in my corp...
then again employer to employee relationships are kinda frowned upon... whats your thought on that /a/ ... oh wai- I mean /EvE General/ lol
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CCP Prism X
Gallente
C C P
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:05:00 -
[52]
There's no such thing as playing too much EvE!
You all obviously need more accounts!
~ Prism X
EvE Database Developer
Relocating your character to a cozy, secure container since 2006.
Relocating your cozy, secure container to the EVE cemetery since 2008. |
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Locke DieDrake
Human Information Virus
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:07:00 -
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When your girlfriend wakes you up at 4am because you're yelling in your sleep. Then she says, WTF does "alpha Shintinies" "Beta Memetic" Fire at will mean?
When you right click on your desktop background trying to rotate the view point.
When you see a car with it's blinkers on and you think "I wonder who they attacked to get flagged?"
When you use your PDA phone to log into corp chat so you can say hi to your buddy that is on the end of the bar on his PDA phone in corp chat so he can talk to you. (oddly, we could just link our phones too, but that isn't geeky enough)
When you know how to create VMs and VPNs for the sole purpose of using eve on your PDA phone.
When your friends comment on the very cool background you have on your TV and how you got it to move. You laugh and turn the UI back on so you can dock.
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Quilyan
Gallente
Interstellar Cookies Distribution
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:29:00 -
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When you think "i can tank that" irl
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp
INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.09.04 18:41:00 -
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Edited by: Haradgrim on 04/09/2008 18:41:23
When you already know that someone else has posted "when you see one of these threads and already know what people are going to post" before you even look at it.....
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Originally by: CCP Oveur
...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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Rifter Drifter
Minmatar
Greatly Reducing Inflation Every Fight
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Posted - 2008.09.04 22:17:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Ruze
You wake up at 3 in the morning to switch a skill.
You've told your wife that they couldn't go on a dinner date, because you had an op to take part in.
You've *****ed about corp politics to your loved one.
You want to collect sculptures of the ships you like so much.
You *pay* for more than one account.
You've got the next six months worth of training already planned out in EvEMon.
(Sad thing is, all of these are things I've done )
I too am guilty of ALL of the above
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.09.04 22:32:00 -
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You have 113 'Zor's custom navigation links' in you hangar
You have more ships than days in the year
You only use 3 of those ships per month
You always do at least 1 other task when playing eve, such as watching a film, reading a book.
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.09.05 06:49:00 -
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.. I know! Someone find THE FIRST You have played too much of EVE topic and THEN this will be /thread
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Garota'de'Ipanema
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Posted - 2008.09.05 08:37:00 -
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lol I remember once I saw a bunch of cops having an argument with a couple of dudes and i said to myself wtf is CONCORD doing here...
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Witcher
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:40:00 -
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Actually happened:
The guy works in beauty salon, phones rings
-Hello
-Hi, do you guys go Dreads?
-Lets see, we've got the blueprint, but out of minerals rights now, call back tomorrow...
zzzzzzzzzz...............
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Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:42:00 -
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lol another one of these threads
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Ethidium Bromide
ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:51:00 -
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i got all my freinds into eve, i got my girlfriend into eve and now i pretty much quit
it's still fun to have like 4 or 5 couples sitting in a pub or restaurant attrackting funny looks from everywhere cause we talk about eve, killing and conquering aso
Originally by: George Petsch
Nochricht: Dei schwarer StroinlSser trifftn Karli[Baatzis] und ruiniert erm so richtig de Dosn, 1343.7 schhodn, oida.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:56:00 -
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when you've been playing for an extended amount of time, go have a pee-break, notice all the "artsy/fluffy" stuff missing like the sofapillows that "aren't meant for sitting", notice the toilet seat is STILL as you left it, notice that there's no crying, whining and/or toys about...and go back to finish the mission.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Najenna
Minmatar
Caldari Deep Space Ventures
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Posted - 2008.09.05 10:19:00 -
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You know when you have played Eve to much when you concider your garage your Hanger.
You know you been playing Eve to much when you concider your basement a safe spot from the wife.
You know you have been playing Eve to much when you see a cop pull someone over and you say HA HA HA he/she just got CONCORDED..
You know you been playing Eve to much when you get into a accident and you say "Crap I have no insurance."
You know you play Eve to much when you tell your friends that you will be at thier house in a few jumps.
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Edeard Black
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Posted - 2008.09.05 11:12:00 -
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Well, I've only been playing Eve a week, but I did find myself saying 'Warp drive active' during sex last night. 
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Rumpy Pumpy
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Posted - 2008.09.05 11:23:00 -
[66]
I have started using the word "Roger" too much instead of ok.
"You coming to bed?"
"Roger, on my way"
Kind of kills the mood...
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Neqa'el Uphir
Aurora Logistics
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Posted - 2008.09.05 12:55:00 -
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Originally by: Edeard Black
Well, I've only been playing Eve a week, but I did find myself saying 'Warp drive active' during sex last night.
Next stage is to make a tattoo on your **** that says Eve on non-erected condition and Eve Online on erected one...if ur lucky u can even try with 'Eve Online THE BEST Massive Multilayer Online Roleplay Game in this world Ever'
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Darklandz
Omerta Squadron
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.09.05 13:08:00 -
[68]
camping the local police station and spending the night in jail for smacktalk 
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Bartholomeus Crane
Gallente
The Crane Family
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Posted - 2008.09.05 13:12:00 -
[69]
When you stumble home drunk and think: I better put my hardeners on!
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Edeard Black
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Posted - 2008.09.05 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Neqa'el Uphir
Originally by: Edeard Black
Well, I've only been playing Eve a week, but I did find myself saying 'Warp drive active' during sex last night.
Next stage is to make a tattoo on your **** that says Eve on non-erected condition and Eve Online on erected one...if ur lucky u can even try with 'Eve Online THE BEST Massive Multilayer Online Roleplay Game in this world Ever'
I forgot to mention that at the erm.... opportune moment, I did announce 'Waypoint reached'.
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