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Octavinus Augustus
Amarr
Auctoritan Syndicate
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 07:45:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: Poreuomai
Will the cows be on the menue?
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Considering, am I, to bar all CVA and PIE pilots from entry, their mockery the reason being.
Yes, please do, their presence would spoil my appetite.
You don't need an appetite to serve the dishes, boy!
Q: How do you make a disobediant Minmatar slave scream?
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Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.17 08:46:00 -
[32]
Edited by: Poreuomai on 17/10/2008 08:51:13
Originally by: Octavinus Augustus
You don't need an appetite to serve the dishes, boy!
I see you speak from experience. Well good for you, I'm sure the empress is impressed with her subjects working so hard.
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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 10:23:00 -
[33]
Ha! Comedian CVA member amuses! Seek you employment as stand-up comic, perhaps?
In any case, Poreuomai ineligible to serve is.
Waitresses only, bodypainted as cows, serve food at The Cows!
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Antoine SaintJust
The Society for Creative Euthanasia
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Posted - 2008.10.17 11:55:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Waitresses only, bodypainted as cows, serve food at The Cows!
Mm, agressive marketing tactics. I like that.
I guess i'll drop by, if not only for a couple glasses of milk.
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Miss Interpret
Gallente
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.18 03:36:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Antoine SaintJust
I guess i'll drop by, if only for a glass of milk.
I don't think we have milk, but since our Bulls are somewhat excitable, I'm sure we can find something that looks similiar.
I'm not a Vegetarian. |
Val Sharen
Caldari
Freewind Ventures
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Posted - 2008.10.18 05:37:00 -
[36]
Perhaps this is a response to those who say we kill the animals to eat them.
Since now the cow can be culled yet live on in a cybernetic body, the crazy animal rights folks have nothing to be angry about.
So we can have all the steaks and roasts and the cow can go munch on cyber grass and hay now.
An intriguing plan if that is it.
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Antoine SaintJust
The Society for Creative Euthanasia
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Posted - 2008.10.18 07:09:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Miss Interpret
I don't think we have milk, but since our Bulls are somewhat excitable, I'm sure we can find something that looks similiar.
Let no one say your carte is limited, madam.
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Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.18 10:07:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Poreuomai ineligible to serve is.
It's a relief to hear that I will not end up on the menu.
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Darina Rea
Naqam
Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.10.18 10:13:00 -
[39]
I bet you'd taste like chicken anyway!
And I'm sorry for the insult aswell, but it was just to good to pass, you know?
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Time is on our side. |
Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.18 14:12:00 -
[40]
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Katy Moore
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.18 14:57:00 -
[41]
Greetings, pilots. Kathryn has asked me to provide information in a less... Anneka... fashion.
Project CyberCow involves the use of genetically engineered cattle, trained and fitted with spaceship command implants, as pilots for mining barge type vessels. This is far safer than the use of AI, which despite Gallente efforts, many people are still afraid of, regarding the possibility for AI to go rogue.
The natural insticts of cows lend themselves to such tasks.
Their view of asteroid belts is represented to them as a field of grass, with different types and concentrations of minerals appearing as differing lushness and variety of plant. The decision of which asteroids to mine (eat) is left to the Cow.
Upon filling the cargo hold, the Cow's implants make it register that it's udder is full. The Cow will then return to it's base station for what it perceives as milking, emptying the ship's cargo hold.
An alternate use is to have an industrial class vessel register itself to the Cow as being a calf, for an in-space milking. This routine has a few problems that we're still working on, namely the Cow's tendency to attack anything blocking line of sight between it and the "calf".
We're also working on ships to act as guard vessels.
When they are ready for marketing, each package will consist of the Cow, interface electronics, a supply of food products, and an operating manual, giving instructions on how to fit the Cow to your mining barges, and how to care for it.
As for "The Cows" restaurant. I know next to nothing, and to be honest, the less I know, the better I think...
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Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.18 16:40:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Katy Moore
We're also working on ships to act as guard vessels.
Is that where the bulls are used?
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.18 17:40:00 -
[43]
Mining cows...well that's innovative, I give you that much.
Will these cows operate in low security space and if so will they be programmed to pay ransoms?
Diary of a pod pilot |
Katy Moore
Amarr
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.18 22:29:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Poreuomai
Originally by: Katy Moore
We're also working on ships to act as guard vessels.
Is that where the bulls are used?
It might well be... Hmm... Project BullShip... Coming Soon...
Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
Mining cows...well that's innovative, I give you that much.
Will these cows operate in low security space and if so will they be programmed to pay ransoms?
Possibly, I guess they could be trained to respond to ransoms, it's not something we've really been looking at, but I'd think that any potential ransomer would have to be cautious and approach in a friendly manner first, to avoid spooking them and causing a stampede.
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Adreenalina Villak
Flashpoint.
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Posted - 2008.10.20 12:40:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Poreuomai
Is that where the bulls are used?
It would sound that they could be doing the bullying.
I am however still at loss on how Cow corp will react to this, not to mention the Atomic Penguins.
*Adreenalina waves to Darina Rea before she passes out again.*
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.20 14:42:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Katy Moore
Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
Mining cows...well that's innovative, I give you that much.
Will these cows operate in low security space and if so will they be programmed to pay ransoms?
Possibly, I guess they could be trained to respond to ransoms, it's not something we've really been looking at, but I'd think that any potential ransomer would have to be cautious and approach in a friendly manner first, to avoid spooking them and causing a stampede.
Diary of a pod pilot |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.20 20:34:00 -
[47]
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What the hell happened to just leaving the work to humans? I started out as a miner, and to this day I still hit the belts every so often. I am not a cow, nor could I be replaced by one.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Myxx
Gallente
Domini Umbrus
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Posted - 2008.10.20 20:54:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Stitcher
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What the hell happened to just leaving the work to humans? I started out as a miner, and to this day I still hit the belts every so often. I am not a cow, nor could I be replaced by one.
I strangely agree with stitcher.
It is, however, rather innovative, perhaps the empires could use this for their... needs?
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Originally by: Tishlin Veredici
CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.20 21:11:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Stitcher
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What the hell happened to just leaving the work to humans? I started out as a miner, and to this day I still hit the belts every so often. I am not a cow, nor could I be replaced by one.
Captain Stitcher! hello! The man I wanted to see!
Question! If Octavinius comedian performs as, you also bring drum + cymbals for punchline? You great talent in role have!!!
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Remus Navillum
z3r0 Gravity
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Posted - 2008.10.20 21:14:00 -
[50]
Anneka, when exactly did your sentence structure collapse? Have you been hitting the boosters? Or the bottle? Or both at the same time and in gross quantities? 
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Kathryn Dougans
Amarr
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.20 21:32:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Remus Navillum
Anneka, when exactly did your sentence structure collapse?
She's usually fairly coherent, but when she's excited, she can become a bit less so.
Also, I think she's been using the Device.
Don't ask me about the cows. |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 00:07:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Stitcher on 21/10/2008 00:09:31
Originally by: Remus Navillum
Anneka, when exactly did your sentence structure collapse?
Hold on, I think I can probably bridge the divide... let's see....
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Captain Stitcher! hello! The man I wanted to see!
Question! If Octavinius comedian performs as, you also bring drum + cymbals for punchline? You great talent in role have!!!
*ahem*
Being able not to along come am I. Much sorrow over absentness - feel free you can video me the drums banging of to use, if wish you so. Royalties any asking for am I not. Problem there is, a small one - drums misplaced are, in packing crate, station on dock of were they last seen.
Right, am I this getting?
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.21 11:24:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Stitcher
Being able not to along come am I. Much sorrow over absentness.
Awww. Perhaps another occasion arise will?
Interesting man, are you. May I ask? Single?
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 12:10:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Stitcher on 21/10/2008 12:10:59
uhmm... yes, but also old enough your father to be. I think.
I'm sorry, do you mind if I go back to my normal mode of speech?
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.21 13:52:00 -
[55]
A live video feed opens. Kimochi is sitting close to the camera and appears excited.
Aww, how cute!
I guess she just can't resist your rugged good looks and gruff Civire demeanor, Mr. Stitcher.
She winks and closes the feed.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 14:05:00 -
[56]
Ah, just "Stitcher" please.
... I honestly wasn't aware that I HAD any rugged good looks.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.21 14:35:00 -
[57]
Some of the most attractive people i've ever had the pleasure to meet have been completely unaware of their physical and mental beauty. The moral here is that even if you don't believe you are attractive, you could very well be causing other people's pulses to race and just not realize it.
As for your specific case Stitcher, while I confess i'm not really attracted to Civire you are far more pleasing to the eye than you give yourself credit for.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.10.21 15:04:00 -
[58]
This has got to be one of the most disturbing conversations I've ever experienced. And I belong to three different fetish clubs.
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CEO, Mixed Metaphor
Dance Commander |
Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.21 15:21:00 -
[59]
What's so disturbing about it, Andreus?
...And which clubs may I ask?
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 17:52:00 -
[60]
Hmm... well, thank you, Ms. Rendar. And Ms. Tong too, I suppose...
Maybe I should try shaving in a better-lit sink, if that's the case.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
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