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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.15 14:30:00 -
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Announcement regarding The Cows!
Interest from capsuleer community has reached fever pitch, and I am now authorised by my gracious CEO to reveal details of The Cows!
The Cows, following from the glorious and unrivalled success of our Radioactive Sheep, will be ready for deployment soon! In strictly Limited numbers!
Delay unfortunate, inevitable given Empress Jamyl's surprise coronation, which we would not wish to have overshadowed.
The Cows will revolutionise your life! And your industrial capabilities!
Advise use of restraints! Your excitement shall know no boundaries!
Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet".
And shoes and handbags and eroticleatherwear, coming Soon! *projected within next 5 years*
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.15 14:40:00 -
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Mmk.
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Louella Dougans
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.15 14:49:00 -
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hmm.
Anneka says she's revealing details, yet manages to not actually say anything about these "Cows".
Frankly, I doubt Mother really authorised this.
Mother disapproves of my lifestyle |
Miss Interpret
Gallente
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.15 15:08:00 -
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 Originally by: Anneka Tong
Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet".
This is, of course, the only information to concern me.
I'm not a Vegetarian. |
Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.15 15:11:00 -
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I'm lost for words...
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Darina Rea
Naqam
Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.10.15 17:16:00 -
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The buffet sounds pretty good you have to admit.
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Time is on our side. |
Karanth
Gallente
Eve's Brothers of Destiny
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.10.15 18:12:00 -
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Still voting "cows full of drugs" as a part of an international smuggling plot. The buffet is a distraction.
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Wheel of Whineage |
Gaven Lok'ri
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.15 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
I'm lost for words...
I think "Moo" might be the most appropriate responce.
Deus Vult!
PIE Website Public Channel: 'PIE Public' |
Octavinus Augustus
Amarr
Auctoritan Syndicate
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.15 20:09:00 -
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Like a rocket to the Mooohn....
Q: How do you make a disobediant Minmatar slave scream?
A: Skin it and roll it in salt. |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.15 20:44:00 -
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Okay, that makes two pilots in this topic who are desperately in need of psychiatric intervention....
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.10.15 21:49:00 -
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Edited by: Myxx on 15/10/2008 21:50:26
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Announcement regarding The Cows!
Interest from capsuleer community has reached fever pitch, and I am now authorised by my gracious CEO to reveal details of The Cows!
The Cows, following from the glorious and unrivalled success of our Radioactive Sheep, will be ready for deployment soon! In strictly Limited numbers!
Delay unfortunate, inevitable given Empress Jamyl's surprise coronation, which we would not wish to have overshadowed.
The Cows will revolutionise your life! And your industrial capabilities!
Advise use of restraints! Your excitement shall know no boundaries!
Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet".
And shoes and handbags and eroticleatherwear, coming Soon! *projected within next 5 years*
Well done, you managed to say something, but not what we want to hear.
to make it specific, what exactly is the exact USE of these cows?
to be even more specific, how will they revolutionise our life and industrial capabilities?
Originally by: Stitcher
Okay, that makes two pilots in this topic who are desperately in need of psychiatric intervention....
Actually, they're sense of humor was rather... interesting. I admit, I haven't laughed for a long time now.
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Originally by: Tishlin Veredici
CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
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Kathryn Dougans
Amarr
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.15 21:59:00 -
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ah, nuts.
I'm way too tired to deal with this today.
The Cows are cyborgs btw. I'll see if I can get someone... sensible... to explain about them in more detail.
Don't ask me about the cows. |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.15 23:26:00 -
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Originally by: Octavinus Augustus
Like a rocket to the Mooohn....
The restaurant, allowed in, you shall not be.
See the consequence of your action! Considering, am I, to bar all CVA and PIE pilots from entry, their mockery the reason being.
Warned, consider yourselves!
Originally by: Stitcher
Okay, that makes two pilots in this topic who are desperately in need of psychiatric intervention....
4, count I. Louella, cheeky young girl, is she. Karanth, Gallente womanoid I previously engage in merry banter. Double act comedians, Gaven and Octavinius.
Originally by: Myxx
to make it specific, what exactly is the exact USE of these cows?
to be even more specific, how will they revolutionise our life and industrial capabilities?
As indicated by, pretty Kathryn CEO, CyberCow is revolutionary, and further technical details released shall be upon completion of trials.
Originally by: Kathryn Dougans
I'll see if I can get someone... sensible... to explain about them in more detail.
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Gaven Lok'ri
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.16 00:29:00 -
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On a more serious note: Cybernetic Cattle cannot compete with good Amarrian livestock raised with love by pious slaves and fed with Amarrian grain.
If you want healthy, wholesome beef, remember to buy Nurtura cattle!
Deus Vult!
PIE Website Public Channel: 'PIE Public' |
Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.10.16 01:41:00 -
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Originally by: Kathryn Dougans
The Cows are cyborgs
This makes it even more concerning. And not in a good way.
Do tell us more.
What. The. Heck?! There goes my taste for beef for a long time. oh gods.
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Originally by: Tishlin Veredici
CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
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valeronx
Gallente
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.16 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: Anneka Tong
Advise use of restraints! Your excitement shall know no boundaries!
Tada-O Cows??!? I thought I'd never see the day......
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Irongut
M'8'S
Frontal Impact
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Posted - 2008.10.16 05:22:00 -
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Originally by: Anneka Tong
Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet".
Mmmm I'll be visiting soon, you better stock up... they don't call me Irongut for no reason.
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The future is Black. Brace for Impact! |
Vieve Tisserand
Gallente
Jouets d'Eidolon
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Posted - 2008.10.16 06:19:00 -
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I dearly hope this is some sort of promotional gimmick.
Personally speaking, if I wanted to pick metal and wetware out of my teeth after dinner, I would eat an implant. What a horrible thing to do to beef!
I am somewhat consoled by the fact that you have not announced any sinister intentions regarding bacon.
I think that might make me cry.
We will not speak of my reactions to any cybernetic bastardization of chocolate.
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Aria Jenneth > ... Nuance, contradiction ... how often do you act out of only a single motive?
Vieve Tisserand > Only when chocolate is involved.
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Marcus Tullius
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Posted - 2008.10.16 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: Vieve Tisserand
Personally speaking, if I wanted to pick metal and wetware out of my teeth after dinner, I would eat an implant. What a horrible thing to do to beef!
Which raises an interesting question: Who can say for certain that their cows won't come with implants?
Beef-slinger X40: Gives your body a 5% increase in bodymass.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.16 07:20:00 -
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I wholeheartedly agree with Vieve. Especially on the chocolate part.
Diary of a pod pilot |
Leopold Caine
Amarr
Ordo Quaesitoris
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Posted - 2008.10.16 08:20:00 -
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Hm... I'm not sure to take this as a metaphor or... hm.
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Orun Erajen
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.10.16 12:24:00 -
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Originally by: Leopold Caine
Hm... I'm not sure to take this as a metaphor or... hm.
Nothing to do with us, I assure you. 
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Orun Erajen
LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.16 12:31:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 16/10/2008 12:31:49
Originally by: Anneka Tong
4, count I. Louella, cheeky young girl, is she. Karanth, Gallente womanoid I previously engage in merry banter. Double act comedians, Gaven and Octavinius.
uhhhh..... oh. Okay. In that case, I make it as five.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.16 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kathryn Dougans
The Cows are cyborgs btw.
You know, Sansha tried something like this a while back, didn't work out too well that time either!
I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit...
Only way to be sure! |
Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.16 15:40:00 -
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Will the cows be on the menue?
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Considering, am I, to bar all CVA and PIE pilots from entry, their mockery the reason being.
Yes, please do, their presence would spoil my appetite.
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Kathryn Dougans
Amarr
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.16 16:36:00 -
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Bah.
I guess I have to do it then, despite my exhaustion.
Things have become confused, I think.
The CyberCow project involves the cyborg cows, which will revolutionise industry. I'll see if someone can provide some more technical details on this.
I think Anneka is also opening a restaurant called "The Cows", featuring beef-flavoured food products. Don't quote me on this, because to be quite honest, it's news to me as well. Fortunately, this does not involve cyborg cows.
Also, try not to use sarcasm at Anneka.
Don't ask me about the cows. |
Esna Pitoojee
Amarr
Heavily Utilized Mechanic Mayhem
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Posted - 2008.10.16 19:59:00 -
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Having heard the infamous Verone boast a day or so back that he 'eats anything and everything,' I cannot wait to hear a review of this highly... unusual dish.
I, for one, will be keeping my distance.
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Say "Amarr ships suk, lol." I dare you.
My statments do not represent the opinions, views, or actions of my corp. |
Vlad Cetes
Caldari
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.10.16 20:06:00 -
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This unit has received rumors of a secret area where experiments upon bovines occur. Such bovines eventually evolved to a point where they stood up and drove their masters away with pitchforks and scythes. They referred to it as "The Secret Cow Level", might these bovines be refugees from such as place?
I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature. |
Celyn Gadzar
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Posted - 2008.10.16 21:03:00 -
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The only question I have regarding our new cyborg bovines... is do they come with cowbells?
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Tornim
Minmatar
HeXstoof
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Posted - 2008.10.16 22:26:00 -
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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cow bell!
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