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Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.15 14:30:00 - [1] Announcement regarding The Cows! Interest from capsuleer community has reached fever pitch, and I am now authorised by my gracious CEO to reveal details of The Cows! The Cows, following from the glorious and unrivalled success of our Radioactive Sheep, will be ready for deployment soon! In strictly Limited numbers! Delay unfortunate, inevitable given Empress Jamyl's surprise coronation, which we would not wish to have overshadowed. The Cows will revolutionise your life! And your industrial capabilities! Advise use of restraints! Your excitement shall know no boundaries! Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet". And shoes and handbags and eroticleatherwear, coming Soon! projected within next 5 years I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Kyoko Sakoda Caldari Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.10.15 14:40:00 - [2] Mmk.
Louella Dougans Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.15 14:49:00 - [3] hmm. Anneka says she's revealing details, yet manages to not actually say anything about these "Cows". Frankly, I doubt Mother really authorised this. Mother disapproves of my lifestyle
Miss Interpret Gallente B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.15 15:08:00 - [4] Originally by: Anneka Tong Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet". This is, of course, the only information to concern me. I'm not a Vegetarian.
Verone Gallente Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.10.15 15:11:00 - [5] I'm lost for words... \o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/ >>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<<
Darina Rea Naqam Exalted.	Posted - 2008.10.15 17:16:00 - [6] The buffet sounds pretty good you have to admit. _________ Time is on our side.
Karanth Gallente Eve's Brothers of Destiny FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.10.15 18:12:00 - [7] Still voting "cows full of drugs" as a part of an international smuggling plot. The buffet is a distraction. --- Wheel of Whineage
Gaven Lok'ri Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.15 19:16:00 - [8] Originally by: Verone I'm lost for words... I think "Moo" might be the most appropriate responce. Deus Vult! PIE Website Public Channel: 'PIE Public'
Octavinus Augustus Amarr Auctoritan Syndicate Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.15 20:09:00 - [9] Like a rocket to the Mooohn.... Q: How do you make a disobediant Minmatar slave scream? A: Skin it and roll it in salt.
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.15 20:44:00 - [10] Okay, that makes two pilots in this topic who are desperately in need of psychiatric intervention.... - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Myxx Gallente	Posted - 2008.10.15 21:49:00 - [11] Edited by: Myxx on 15/10/2008 21:50:26 Originally by: Anneka Tong Announcement regarding The Cows! Interest from capsuleer community has reached fever pitch, and I am now authorised by my gracious CEO to reveal details of The Cows! The Cows, following from the glorious and unrivalled success of our Radioactive Sheep, will be ready for deployment soon! In strictly Limited numbers! Delay unfortunate, inevitable given Empress Jamyl's surprise coronation, which we would not wish to have overshadowed. The Cows will revolutionise your life! And your industrial capabilities! Advise use of restraints! Your excitement shall know no boundaries! Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet". And shoes and handbags and eroticleatherwear, coming Soon! projected within next 5 years Well done, you managed to say something, but not what we want to hear. to make it specific, what exactly is the exact USE of these cows? to be even more specific, *how* will they revolutionise our life and industrial capabilities? Originally by: Stitcher Okay, that makes two pilots in this topic who are desperately in need of psychiatric intervention.... Actually, they're sense of humor was rather... interesting. I admit, I haven't laughed for a long time now. ---- Originally by: Tishlin Veredici CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
Kathryn Dougans Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.15 21:59:00 - [12] ah, nuts. I'm way too tired to deal with this today. The Cows are cyborgs btw. I'll see if I can get someone... sensible... to explain about them in more detail. Don't ask me about the cows.
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.15 23:26:00 - [13] Originally by: Octavinus Augustus Like a rocket to the Mooohn.... The restaurant, allowed in, you shall not be. See the consequence of your action! Considering, am I, to bar all CVA and PIE pilots from entry, their mockery the reason being. Warned, consider yourselves! Originally by: Stitcher Okay, that makes two pilots in this topic who are desperately in need of psychiatric intervention.... 4, count I. Louella, cheeky young girl, is she. Karanth, Gallente womanoid I previously engage in merry banter. Double act comedians, Gaven and Octavinius. Originally by: Myxx to make it specific, what exactly is the exact USE of these cows? to be even more specific, *how* will they revolutionise our life and industrial capabilities? As indicated by, pretty Kathryn CEO, CyberCow is revolutionary, and further technical details released shall be upon completion of trials. Originally by: Kathryn Dougans I'll see if I can get someone... sensible... to explain about them in more detail. I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Gaven Lok'ri Amarr PIE Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.16 00:29:00 - [14] On a more serious note: Cybernetic Cattle cannot compete with good Amarrian livestock raised with love by pious slaves and fed with Amarrian grain. If you want healthy, wholesome beef, remember to buy Nurtura cattle! Deus Vult! PIE Website Public Channel: 'PIE Public'
Myxx Gallente	Posted - 2008.10.16 01:41:00 - [15] Originally by: Kathryn Dougans The Cows are cyborgs This makes it even more concerning. And not in a good way. Do tell us more. What. The. Heck?! There goes my taste for beef for a long time. oh gods. ---- Originally by: Tishlin Veredici CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
valeronx Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.16 04:02:00 - [16] Originally by: Anneka Tong Advise use of restraints! Your excitement shall know no boundaries! Tada-O Cows??!? I thought I'd never see the day...... .
Irongut M'8'S Frontal Impact	Posted - 2008.10.16 05:22:00 - [17] Originally by: Anneka Tong Also, new restaurant opening imminently, featuring "all you can stomach buffet". Mmmm I'll be visiting soon, you better stock up... they don't call me Irongut for no reason. -- The future is Black. Brace for Impact!
Vieve Tisserand Gallente Jouets d'Eidolon	Posted - 2008.10.16 06:19:00 - [18] I dearly hope this is some sort of promotional gimmick. Personally speaking, if I wanted to pick metal and wetware out of my teeth after dinner, I would eat an implant. What a horrible thing to do to beef! I am somewhat consoled by the fact that you have not announced any sinister intentions regarding bacon. I think that might make me cry. We will not speak of my reactions to any cybernetic bastardization of chocolate. ------------------------- Aria Jenneth > ... Nuance, contradiction ... how often do you act out of only a single motive? Vieve Tisserand > Only when chocolate is involved.
Marcus Tullius	Posted - 2008.10.16 06:24:00 - [19] Originally by: Vieve Tisserand Personally speaking, if I wanted to pick metal and wetware out of my teeth after dinner, I would eat an implant. What a horrible thing to do to beef! Which raises an interesting question: Who can say for certain that their cows won't come with implants? Beef-slinger X40: Gives your body a 5% increase in bodymass.
Myrhial Arkenath Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.16 07:20:00 - [20] I wholeheartedly agree with Vieve. Especially on the chocolate part. Diary of a pod pilot
Leopold Caine Amarr Ordo Quaesitoris	Posted - 2008.10.16 08:20:00 - [21] Hm... I'm not sure to take this as a metaphor or... hm.
Orun Erajen Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.10.16 12:24:00 - [22] Originally by: Leopold Caine Hm... I'm not sure to take this as a metaphor or... hm. Nothing to do with us, I assure you. ----- Orun Erajen LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.16 12:31:00 - [23] Edited by: Stitcher on 16/10/2008 12:31:49 Originally by: Anneka Tong 4, count I. Louella, cheeky young girl, is she. Karanth, Gallente womanoid I previously engage in merry banter. Double act comedians, Gaven and Octavinius. uhhhh..... oh. Okay. In that case, I make it as five. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Hooch Flux Caldari	Posted - 2008.10.16 13:00:00 - [24] Originally by: Kathryn Dougans The Cows are cyborgs btw. You know, Sansha tried something like this a while back, didn't work out too well that time either! I say prep for dustoff, nuke the site from orbit... Only way to be sure!
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.10.16 15:40:00 - [25] Will the cows be on the menue? Originally by: Anneka Tong Considering, am I, to bar all CVA and PIE pilots from entry, their mockery the reason being. Yes, please do, their presence would spoil my appetite.
Kathryn Dougans Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.16 16:36:00 - [26] Bah. I guess I have to do it then, despite my exhaustion. Things have become confused, I think. The CyberCow project involves the cyborg cows, which will revolutionise industry. I'll see if someone can provide some more technical details on this. I think Anneka is also opening a restaurant called "The Cows", featuring beef-flavoured food products. Don't quote me on this, because to be quite honest, it's news to me as well. Fortunately, this does not involve cyborg cows. Also, try not to use sarcasm at Anneka. Don't ask me about the cows.
Esna Pitoojee Amarr Heavily Utilized Mechanic Mayhem	Posted - 2008.10.16 19:59:00 - [27] Having heard the infamous Verone boast a day or so back that he 'eats anything and everything,' I cannot wait to hear a review of this highly... unusual dish. I, for one, will be keeping my distance. ---------------------------------------------- Say "Amarr ships suk, lol." I dare you. My statments do not represent the opinions, views, or actions of my corp.
Vlad Cetes Caldari Heretic Army Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.10.16 20:06:00 - [28] This unit has received rumors of a secret area where experiments upon bovines occur. Such bovines eventually evolved to a point where they stood up and drove their masters away with pitchforks and scythes. They referred to it as "The Secret Cow Level", might these bovines be refugees from such as place? I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.
Celyn Gadzar	Posted - 2008.10.16 21:03:00 - [29] The only question I have regarding our new cyborg bovines... is do they come with cowbells?
Tornim Minmatar HeXstoof	Posted - 2008.10.16 22:26:00 - [30] I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cow bell!
Octavinus Augustus Amarr Auctoritan Syndicate Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.17 07:45:00 - [31] Originally by: Poreuomai Will the cows be on the menue? Originally by: Anneka Tong Considering, am I, to bar all CVA and PIE pilots from entry, their mockery the reason being. Yes, please do, their presence would spoil my appetite. You don't need an appetite to serve the dishes, boy! Q: How do you make a disobediant Minmatar slave scream? A: Skin it and roll it in salt.
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.10.17 08:46:00 - [32] Edited by: Poreuomai on 17/10/2008 08:51:13 Originally by: Octavinus Augustus You don't need an appetite to serve the dishes, boy! I see you speak from experience. Well good for you, I'm sure the empress is impressed with her subjects working so hard.
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.17 10:23:00 - [33] Ha! Comedian CVA member amuses! Seek you employment as stand-up comic, perhaps? In any case, Poreuomai ineligible to serve is. Waitresses only, bodypainted as cows, serve food at The Cows! I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Antoine SaintJust The Society for Creative Euthanasia	Posted - 2008.10.17 11:55:00 - [34] Originally by: Anneka Tong Waitresses only, bodypainted as cows, serve food at The Cows! Mm, agressive marketing tactics. I like that. I guess i'll drop by, if not only for a couple glasses of milk.
Miss Interpret Gallente B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.18 03:36:00 - [35] Originally by: Antoine SaintJust I guess i'll drop by, if only for a glass of milk. I don't think we have milk, but since our Bulls are somewhat excitable, I'm sure we can find something that looks similiar. I'm not a Vegetarian.
Val Sharen Caldari Freewind Ventures	Posted - 2008.10.18 05:37:00 - [36] Perhaps this is a response to those who say we kill the animals to eat them. Since now the cow can be culled yet live on in a cybernetic body, the crazy animal rights folks have nothing to be angry about. So we can have all the steaks and roasts and the cow can go munch on cyber grass and hay now. An intriguing plan if that is it.
Antoine SaintJust The Society for Creative Euthanasia	Posted - 2008.10.18 07:09:00 - [37] Originally by: Miss Interpret I don't think we have milk, but since our Bulls are somewhat excitable, I'm sure we can find something that looks similiar. Let no one say your carte is limited, madam.
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.10.18 10:07:00 - [38] Originally by: Anneka Tong Poreuomai ineligible to serve is. It's a relief to hear that I will not end up on the menu.
Darina Rea Naqam Exalted.	Posted - 2008.10.18 10:13:00 - [39] I bet you'd taste like chicken anyway! And I'm sorry for the insult aswell, but it was just to good to pass, you know? _________ Time is on our side.
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.10.18 14:12:00 - [40]
Katy Moore Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.18 14:57:00 - [41] Greetings, pilots. Kathryn has asked me to provide information in a less... Anneka... fashion. Project CyberCow involves the use of genetically engineered cattle, trained and fitted with spaceship command implants, as pilots for mining barge type vessels. This is far safer than the use of AI, which despite Gallente efforts, many people are still afraid of, regarding the possibility for AI to go rogue. The natural insticts of cows lend themselves to such tasks. Their view of asteroid belts is represented to them as a field of grass, with different types and concentrations of minerals appearing as differing lushness and variety of plant. The decision of which asteroids to mine (eat) is left to the Cow. Upon filling the cargo hold, the Cow's implants make it register that it's udder is full. The Cow will then return to it's base station for what it perceives as milking, emptying the ship's cargo hold. An alternate use is to have an industrial class vessel register itself to the Cow as being a calf, for an in-space milking. This routine has a few problems that we're still working on, namely the Cow's tendency to attack anything blocking line of sight between it and the "calf". We're also working on ships to act as guard vessels. When they are ready for marketing, each package will consist of the Cow, interface electronics, a supply of food products, and an operating manual, giving instructions on how to fit the Cow to your mining barges, and how to care for it. As for "The Cows" restaurant. I know next to nothing, and to be honest, the less I know, the better I think...
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.10.18 16:40:00 - [42] Originally by: Katy Moore We're also working on ships to act as guard vessels. Is that where the bulls are used?
Myrhial Arkenath Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.18 17:40:00 - [43] Mining cows...well that's innovative, I give you that much. Will these cows operate in low security space and if so will they be programmed to pay ransoms? Diary of a pod pilot
Katy Moore Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.18 22:29:00 - [44] Originally by: Poreuomai Originally by: Katy Moore We're also working on ships to act as guard vessels. Is that where the bulls are used? It might well be... Hmm... Project BullShip... Coming Soon... Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath Mining cows...well that's innovative, I give you that much. Will these cows operate in low security space and if so will they be programmed to pay ransoms? Possibly, I guess they could be trained to respond to ransoms, it's not something we've really been looking at, but I'd think that any potential ransomer would have to be cautious and approach in a friendly manner first, to avoid spooking them and causing a stampede.
Adreenalina Villak Flashpoint.	Posted - 2008.10.20 12:40:00 - [45] Originally by: Poreuomai Is that where the bulls are used? It would sound that they could be doing the bullying. I am however still at loss on how Cow corp will react to this, not to mention the Atomic Penguins. Adreenalina waves to Darina Rea before she passes out again.
Myrhial Arkenath Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.20 14:42:00 - [46] Originally by: Katy Moore Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath Mining cows...well that's innovative, I give you that much. Will these cows operate in low security space and if so will they be programmed to pay ransoms? Possibly, I guess they could be trained to respond to ransoms, it's not something we've really been looking at, but I'd think that any potential ransomer would have to be cautious and approach in a friendly manner first, to avoid spooking them and causing a stampede. Diary of a pod pilot
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.20 20:34:00 - [47] .... What the hell happened to just leaving the work to humans? I started out as a miner, and to this day I still hit the belts every so often. I am not a cow, nor could I be replaced by one. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Myxx Gallente Domini Umbrus	Posted - 2008.10.20 20:54:00 - [48] Originally by: Stitcher .... What the hell happened to just leaving the work to humans? I started out as a miner, and to this day I still hit the belts every so often. I am not a cow, nor could I be replaced by one. I strangely agree with stitcher. It is, however, rather innovative, perhaps the empires could use this for their... needs? ---- Originally by: Tishlin Veredici CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late.
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.20 21:11:00 - [49] Originally by: Stitcher .... What the hell happened to just leaving the work to humans? I started out as a miner, and to this day I still hit the belts every so often. I am not a cow, nor could I be replaced by one. Captain Stitcher! hello! The man I wanted to see! Question! If Octavinius comedian performs as, you also bring drum + cymbals for punchline? You great talent in role have!!! I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Remus Navillum z3r0 Gravity	Posted - 2008.10.20 21:14:00 - [50] Anneka, when exactly did your sentence structure collapse? Have you been hitting the boosters? Or the bottle? Or both at the same time and in gross quantities?
Kathryn Dougans Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.20 21:32:00 - [51] Originally by: Remus Navillum Anneka, when exactly did your sentence structure collapse? She's usually fairly coherent, but when she's excited, she can become a bit less so. Also, I think she's been using the Device. Don't ask me about the cows.
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.21 00:07:00 - [52] Edited by: Stitcher on 21/10/2008 00:09:31 Originally by: Remus Navillum Anneka, when exactly did your sentence structure collapse? Hold on, I think I can probably bridge the divide... let's see.... Originally by: Anneka Tong Captain Stitcher! hello! The man I wanted to see! Question! If Octavinius comedian performs as, you also bring drum + cymbals for punchline? You great talent in role have!!! ahem Being able not to along come am I. Much sorrow over absentness - feel free you can video me the drums banging of to use, if wish you so. Royalties any asking for am I not. Problem there is, a small one - drums misplaced are, in packing crate, station on dock of were they last seen. Right, am I this getting? - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.21 11:24:00 - [53] Originally by: Stitcher Being able not to along come am I. Much sorrow over absentness. Awww. Perhaps another occasion arise will? Interesting man, are you. May I ask? Single? I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.21 12:10:00 - [54] Edited by: Stitcher on 21/10/2008 12:10:59 uhmm... yes, but also old enough your father to be. I think. I'm sorry, do you mind if I go back to my normal mode of speech? - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Kimochi Rendar Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.21 13:52:00 - [55] A live video feed opens. Kimochi is sitting close to the camera and appears excited. Aww, how cute! I guess she just can't resist your rugged good looks and gruff Civire demeanor, Mr. Stitcher. She winks and closes the feed.
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.21 14:05:00 - [56] Ah, just "Stitcher" please. ... I honestly wasn't aware that I HAD any rugged good looks. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Kimochi Rendar Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.21 14:35:00 - [57] Some of the most attractive people i've ever had the pleasure to meet have been completely unaware of their physical and mental beauty. The moral here is that even if you don't believe you are attractive, you could very well be causing other people's pulses to race and just not realize it. As for your specific case Stitcher, while I confess i'm not really attracted to Civire you are far more pleasing to the eye than you give yourself credit for.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.10.21 15:04:00 - [58] This has got to be one of the most disturbing conversations I've ever experienced. And I belong to three different fetish clubs. ----- CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Kimochi Rendar Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.21 15:21:00 - [59] What's so disturbing about it, Andreus? ...And which clubs may I ask?
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.21 17:52:00 - [60] Hmm... well, thank you, Ms. Rendar. And Ms. Tong too, I suppose... Maybe I should try shaving in a better-lit sink, if that's the case. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Orun Erajen Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.10.21 18:11:00 - [61] Originally by: Stitcher ... I honestly wasn't aware that I HAD any rugged good looks. If it makes you feel any better, I don't think you're attractive at all. ----- Orun Erajen LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.21 18:14:00 - [62] Stitcher chuckles broadly at this That's okay, Orun. You don't have to. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.10.21 20:17:00 - [63] Originally by: Kimochi Rendar ... and which clubs may I ask? If you need to know, I'm sure you'll be able to find out. That said, emphasis on "need to know". ----- CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.22 00:28:00 - [64] Originally by: Stitcher old enough your father to be. Kathryn helps with language! Age not important! Not to cloned capsule pilots! I invite you to dinner, Just two of us. I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.22 00:32:00 - [65] Additional, for restaurant. Pilots of Mixed Metaphor, generally are not invited. Opinions of valued friend indicate oafishness and profanity from Mixed Metaphor pilots. CEO Ixiris might be allowed entry, however. I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Orun Erajen Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.10.22 08:08:00 - [66] Originally by: Anneka Tong Opinions of valued friend indicate oafishness and profanity from Mixed Metaphor pilots. Sahaquiel Faust's only one person out of twenty-one in Mixed Metaphor, you realise? ----- Orun Erajen LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.10.22 08:11:00 - [67] Originally by: Anneka Tong CEO Ixiris might be allowed entry, however. I might take you up on that, if you can assure me I'm not going to be digging silicone out of my teeth. There's only one circumstance under which I want to be doing that, and that w[UNEXPECTED END OF MESSAGE] ----- CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.22 09:02:00 - [68] Originally by: Anneka Tong Age not important! Not to cloned capsule pilots! I invite you to dinner, Just two of us. There is not a single, sane man in the cluster who could possibly refuse you, Ms. Tong. Dinner it is. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Nathan Harrow Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.22 09:27:00 - [69] Edited by: Nathan Harrow on 22/10/2008 09:27:24 Ive taken you off the roster for the next week Verin, we wont wait up for you... Nathan grins Ive also sent you some upto date translation software via contract, that i was able to acquire whilst in Jita. Thought it may come in handy..
Kimochi Rendar Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.22 09:30:00 - [70] Kimochi giggles excitedly. I hope you two have a lovely evening! I imagine the conversation would be... Interesting, at least. If you are going to be eating out, I can reccomend several very good restaraunts, both in the Federation and in the State.
Silver Night Caldari Naqam Exalted.	Posted - 2008.10.22 09:33:00 - [71] Luck, Mr Tarn-Hakatain. -------------- The Clown Man. GLS Mr. State Caldari Patriot. Sansha's Nation Supporter
Remus Navillum z3r0 Gravity	Posted - 2008.10.22 16:09:00 - [72] Originally by: Stitcher There is not a single, sane man in the cluster who could possibly refuse you, Ms. Tong. Dinner it is. Well, a word of warning: if you start to feel drowsy and everything gets all blurry in the middle of dinner, don't worry, it's probably just a medical anesthetic, probably ketamine. You'll be fine, just... just let her do what she wants. You'll be back on your feet in six hours or so. Though you might have to ice your pelvis a bit. Remus stares into the distance for a moment, as if remembering something, then winces Er... best of luck, Stitch. Remus grins and switches off the feed, his expression failing to conceal a trace of concern
Louella Dougans Amarr D. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.24 23:13:00 - [73] Originally by: Orun Erajen Originally by: Anneka Tong Opinions of valued friend indicate oafishness and profanity from Mixed Metaphor pilots. Sahaquiel Faust's only one person out of twenty-one in Mixed Metaphor, you realise? Hmm, I don't know this Sahaquiel, but I'll take your word for it. That makes a total then of 4 Mixed Metaphor pilots that I know act in an oafish and/or profane manner. 4 out of 21 confirmed oafs makes it start to look like corporate policy does it not?
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.26 15:44:00 - [74] For all nosy persons: Captain Stitcher and I enjoyed meal at "The Cows" Opening to Public Soon!
BloodBird Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.10.26 16:48:00 - [75] I'll have to admit, I've not cared much to read this tread earlier, but now that I did... Let's just say it's hard to breath when your rolling around on a hard oak-floor laughting loud enough for everyone in the building to hear you. Ooyh, Stitcher, did you enjoy your dinner? Was the food okay?
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.27 01:22:00 - [76] The food was excellent, as was the whisky, music, dancing and especially the company. The waitresses were somewhat... startling, though. I'd never previously been waited on by girls wearing nothing but a layer of black-and-white cow pattern body paint. Nor, indeed, ever imagined such a thing could happen. I've picked out somewhere with a slightly more.... conservative dress code for the second date. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
BloodBird Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.10.27 03:29:00 - [77] Originally by: Stitcher The waitresses were somewhat... startling, though. I'd never previously been waited on by girls wearing nothing but a layer of black-and-white cow pattern body paint. Nor, indeed, ever imagined such a thing could happen. ... You just had to say that lik so, didn't you? Do you have any idea how many people will likely run each other over to enter that place once it opens? They would not give a toss about the food, oh no. They would go to be served by women wearing nothing but black and white body paint... I'll be sure to give the food a chance though, but I'll likely bring company. Perhaps my sister wants to go...
Kimochi Rendar Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.27 09:18:00 - [78] Originally by: Stitcher The food was excellent, as was the whisky, music, dancing and especially the company. The waitresses were somewhat... startling, though. I'd never previously been waited on by girls wearing nothing but a layer of black-and-white cow pattern body paint. Nor, indeed, ever imagined such a thing could happen. I've picked out somewhere with a slightly more.... conservative dress code for the second date. Ooh, a second date? I take it things went very well then! Also, the waitresses where dressed only in body paint? Those poor girls must have been friesian! ...Sorry.
Kathryn Dougans Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.27 13:15:00 - [79] Originally by: Kimochi Rendar Also, the waitresses where dressed only in body paint? Those poor girls must have been friesian! ...Sorry. Well, not that I'm an expert on the subject, but depending on the type of body paint, it can actually get rather uncomfortably warm. A thick coat of rubbery paint can act as quite an efficient insulator, stopping body heat from dissipating into the atmosphere. Oh, I see! a pun! how amusing!
Kimochi Rendar Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.10.27 13:57:00 - [80] Edited by: Kimochi Rendar on 27/10/2008 13:57:35 Originally by: Kathryn Dougans Well, not that I'm an expert on the subject, but depending on the type of body paint, it can actually get rather uncomfortably warm. A thick coat of rubbery paint can act as quite an efficient insulator, stopping body heat from dissipating into the atmosphere. Oh, I see! a pun! how amusing! You are referring to Liquid Latex... A type of liquid rubber that solidifies when painted onto the body and exposed to air. If I remember rightly, it's considered a rather risquT type of clubwear that was fashionable in Luminaire a couple of years back. It's maintained a sort of cult popularity though, and tubs of it aren't hard to find if you know where to look. It looks like Miss Tong is a fan... And I really do apologize for the pun, but someone was going to do it sooner or later. I just thought i'd get it out of the way.
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.10.27 16:34:00 - [81] Originally by: Kimochi Rendar And I really do apologize for the pun, but someone was going to do it sooner or later. I just thought i'd get it out of the way. Well, someone had to take the bull by the horns. Congratulations on steaking your claim. I'm just glad you didn't decide to milk it, like I'm doing. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Orun Erajen Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.10.27 19:02:00 - [82] Originally by: Stitcher Well, someone had to take the bull by the horns. Congratulations on steaking your claim. I'm just glad you didn't decide to milk it, like I'm doing. For this, you die in your sleep. You best pray for bovine intervention. ----- Orun Erajen LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.10.28 02:12:00 - [83] Inaccuracies! Girls are also wearing a Smile! As well as paint! I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Arune Ayden Gallente	Posted - 2008.10.28 03:22:00 - [84] Waiter, there's a burned logic circuit in my steak!
Andreus Ixiris Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.11.01 08:16:00 - [85] Is that invitation to "The Cows" still open? I'd like a nice place to discuss business with my new planetside liason. ----- CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Anneka Tong B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.11.01 13:32:00 - [86] Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Is that invitation to "The Cows" still open? I'd like a nice place to discuss business with my new planetside liason. Absolutely! Departure of the Great Oaf raise opinion of Mixed Metaphor pilot collective greatly! Decision, Public Opening To be Some Time Next Week! Possibly Monday! Or Maybe Even Every Day Next Week! Come To Halle Vii Station! Or Via Hologram! Most People Invited! Except The Great Oaf! Particular invitations to: Captain Verone, he has cows! Revan Neferis, she is famous connisseur of things, Her opinion of food might be helpful! Poreuomai, he seems nice! Octavinus Augustus, shall sing for his supper! In form of stand up Comedy! Myrhial Arkenath and Kimochi Rendar, fun party girls! Karanth and Myxx, Gallente fashionistas! Also, Pilots of Naqam invited! We have cheese and pineapple cubes on sticks! I like genetic engineering Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep Current project: CyberCow
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.11.04 18:42:00 - [87] I must say I had a lovely meal last night. Most excellent food. It also warmed my heart to hear Kathryn say that all the earned money is split between upkeep and bonuses to the staff. Highly recommended establishment.
Ophelia LeHane Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.11.04 19:54:00 - [88] Well Andreus said he had some business to discuss. I didn't know he'd be treating me to somewhere so... eccentric. Either way, I'm happy that Mr. Erajen's departure has improved your opinion of the corporation - as you might guess, the LeHane family is a bit embarassed about him. ----- Ophelia LeHane LeHane Family Capsuleer Liason and Representative MXD Director
Myrhial Arkenath Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.11.04 20:03:00 - [89] I'd like to say thanks for the invite, even though my visit was only a short one I quite enjoyed the "Fruity Foliage" salad. Diary of a pod pilot
Beletre Gallente	Posted - 2008.11.05 17:01:00 - [90] I am rather amused by the details of this particular establishment..... also confused, but more amused.
3ll3 Gallente Tranquillity Nation	Posted - 2008.11.06 00:48:00 - [91] Salutations to you Miss Tong I hope you will forgive my asking this and I realize it is some what of a cheek in doing so, if offence is taken I duely apolagise to you. This Restaurant, intreagues me greatly and would if I may be as so bold as to do so, request permision to at some point make a booking to dine at your fine establishment?
Miss Interpret Gallente B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.11.06 02:45:00 - [92] Originally by: 3ll3 This Restaurant, intreagues me greatly and would if I may be as so bold as to do so, request permision to at some point make a booking to dine at your fine establishment? Come on over. Just promise that you wont try to lick your waitress. I heard a rumour that someone spilled some flavorings in the body paint.
Myxx Gallente Domini Umbrus	Posted - 2008.11.06 04:28:00 - [93] Edited by: Myxx on 06/11/2008 04:29:42 I got the message the other day, but, due to current deployment operations with my employer and my rather... disliking of holographic displays of my person, I will have to put off attending for a while yet. Thank you for the mail informing me of where it is at, however. ---- Originally by: Tishlin Veredici CONCORD is like the UN. Their entire job is to do nothing until its too late. anything I say is my personal view, nothing is that of my corporation or its alli
Beletre Gallente	Posted - 2008.11.06 16:05:00 - [94] Originally by: Miss Interpret Come on over. Just promise that you wont try to lick your waitress. I heard a rumour that someone spilled some flavorings in the body paint. [/quote That is a complete and unfounded lie! ....'spilled' implies it was an accident.
Kathryn Dougans Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm	Posted - 2008.11.07 20:16:00 - [95] I'm glad that people are enjoying the restaurant. We've introduced some more conservative uniforms for the waitresses, as some customers were a bit uncomfortable. Everyone is welcome though, to visit at Halle VII station, and we may open some franchises throughout New Eden. (channel The Cows) As for the CyberCow project, work continues, with some quite promising results. Don't ask me about the cows.
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.11.07 23:16:00 - [96] I just wanted to mention that your motto "Don't ask me about the cows" might be a little misunderstandable coming from a restaurante owner who sells steak. *Let My People Go*
3ll3 Gallente Tranquillity Nation	Posted - 2008.11.07 23:34:00 - [97] Originally by: Miss Interpret Come on over. Just promise that you wont try to lick your waitress. I heard a rumour that someone spilled some flavorings in the body paint. You have nothing to fear I will not do such a thing though to be honest should they try to lick me I will run as fast as these mortal legs will allow me to run

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