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Orun Erajen
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.10.21 18:11:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Stitcher
... I honestly wasn't aware that I HAD any rugged good looks.
If it makes you feel any better, I don't think you're attractive at all.
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Orun Erajen
LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 18:14:00 -
[62]
*Stitcher chuckles broadly at this*
That's okay, Orun. You don't have to.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.10.21 20:17:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Kimochi Rendar
... and which clubs may I ask?
If you need to know, I'm sure you'll be able to find out.
That said, emphasis on "need to know".
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CEO, Mixed Metaphor
Dance Commander |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.22 00:28:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Stitcher
old enough your father to be.
Kathryn helps with language!
Age not important! Not to cloned capsule pilots!
I invite you to dinner, Just two of us.
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.22 00:32:00 -
[65]
Additional, for restaurant.
Pilots of Mixed Metaphor, generally are not invited.
Opinions of valued friend indicate oafishness and profanity from Mixed Metaphor pilots.
CEO Ixiris might be allowed entry, however.
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Orun Erajen
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.10.22 08:08:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Opinions of valued friend indicate oafishness and profanity from Mixed Metaphor pilots.
Sahaquiel Faust's only one person out of twenty-one in Mixed Metaphor, you realise?
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Orun Erajen
LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.10.22 08:11:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Anneka Tong
CEO Ixiris might be allowed entry, however.
I might take you up on that, if you can assure me I'm not going to be digging silicone out of my teeth. There's only one circumstance under which I want to be doing that, and that w[UNEXPECTED END OF MESSAGE]
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CEO, Mixed Metaphor
Dance Commander |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.22 09:02:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Age not important! Not to cloned capsule pilots!
I invite you to dinner, Just two of us.
There is not a single, sane man in the cluster who could possibly refuse you, Ms. Tong. Dinner it is.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Nathan Harrow
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.22 09:27:00 -
[69]
Edited by: Nathan Harrow on 22/10/2008 09:27:24
Ive taken you off the roster for the next week Verin, we wont wait up for you... *Nathan grins*
Ive also sent you some upto date translation software via contract, that i was able to acquire whilst in Jita. Thought it may come in handy..
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Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.22 09:30:00 -
[70]
Kimochi giggles excitedly.
I hope you two have a lovely evening! I imagine the conversation would be... Interesting, at least. If you are going to be eating out, I can reccomend several very good restaraunts, both in the Federation and in the State.
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Silver Night
Caldari
Naqam
Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.10.22 09:33:00 -
[71]
Luck, Mr Tarn-Hakatain.
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The Clown Man.
GLS Mr. State
Caldari Patriot.
Sansha's Nation Supporter
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Remus Navillum
z3r0 Gravity
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Posted - 2008.10.22 16:09:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Stitcher
There is not a single, sane man in the cluster who could possibly refuse you, Ms. Tong. Dinner it is.
Well, a word of warning: if you start to feel drowsy and everything gets all blurry in the middle of dinner, don't worry, it's probably just a medical anesthetic, probably ketamine. You'll be fine, just... just let her do what she wants. You'll be back on your feet in six hours or so. Though you might have to ice your pelvis a bit.
*Remus stares into the distance for a moment, as if remembering something, then winces*
Er... best of luck, Stitch. *Remus grins and switches off the feed, his expression failing to conceal a trace of concern*
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Louella Dougans
Amarr
D. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.24 23:13:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Orun Erajen
Originally by: Anneka Tong
Opinions of valued friend indicate oafishness and profanity from Mixed Metaphor pilots.
Sahaquiel Faust's only one person out of twenty-one in Mixed Metaphor, you realise?
Hmm, I don't know this Sahaquiel, but I'll take your word for it.
That makes a total then of 4 Mixed Metaphor pilots that I know act in an oafish and/or profane manner.
4 out of 21 confirmed oafs makes it start to look like corporate policy does it not? |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.26 15:44:00 -
[74]
For all nosy persons:
Captain Stitcher and I enjoyed meal at "The Cows"
Opening to Public Soon!
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BloodBird
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.10.26 16:48:00 -
[75]
I'll have to admit, I've not cared much to read this tread earlier, but now that I did...
Let's just say it's hard to breath when your rolling around on a hard oak-floor laughting loud enough for everyone in the building to hear you.
Ooyh, Stitcher, did you enjoy your dinner? Was the food okay?
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.27 01:22:00 -
[76]
The food was excellent, as was the whisky, music, dancing and especially the company.
The waitresses were somewhat... startling, though. I'd never previously been waited on by girls wearing nothing but a layer of black-and-white cow pattern body paint. Nor, indeed, ever imagined such a thing could happen.
I've picked out somewhere with a slightly more.... conservative dress code for the second date.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
BloodBird
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.10.27 03:29:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Stitcher
The waitresses were somewhat... startling, though. I'd never previously been waited on by girls wearing nothing but a layer of black-and-white cow pattern body paint. Nor, indeed, ever imagined such a thing could happen.
... You just had to say that lik so, didn't you? Do you have any idea how many people will likely run each other over to enter that place once it opens?
They would not give a toss about the food, oh no. They would go to be served by women wearing nothing but black and white body paint...
I'll be sure to give the food a chance though, but I'll likely bring company. Perhaps my sister wants to go...
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Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.27 09:18:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Stitcher
The food was excellent, as was the whisky, music, dancing and especially the company.
The waitresses were somewhat... startling, though. I'd never previously been waited on by girls wearing nothing but a layer of black-and-white cow pattern body paint. Nor, indeed, ever imagined such a thing could happen.
I've picked out somewhere with a slightly more.... conservative dress code for the second date.
Ooh, a second date? I take it things went very well then!
Also, the waitresses where dressed only in body paint? Those poor girls must have been friesian!
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Kathryn Dougans
Amarr
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.27 13:15:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Kimochi Rendar
Also, the waitresses where dressed only in body paint? Those poor girls must have been friesian!
...Sorry.
Well, not that I'm an expert on the subject, but depending on the type of body paint, it can actually get rather uncomfortably warm. A thick coat of rubbery paint can act as quite an efficient insulator, stopping body heat from dissipating into the atmosphere.
Oh, I see! a pun! how amusing! |
Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.27 13:57:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Kimochi Rendar on 27/10/2008 13:57:35
Originally by: Kathryn Dougans
Well, not that I'm an expert on the subject, but depending on the type of body paint, it can actually get rather uncomfortably warm. A thick coat of rubbery paint can act as quite an efficient insulator, stopping body heat from dissipating into the atmosphere.
Oh, I see! a pun! how amusing!
You are referring to Liquid Latex... A type of liquid rubber that solidifies when painted onto the body and exposed to air.
If I remember rightly, it's considered a rather risquT type of clubwear that was fashionable in Luminaire a couple of years back. It's maintained a sort of cult popularity though, and tubs of it aren't hard to find if you know where to look. It looks like Miss Tong is a fan...
And I really do apologize for the pun, but someone was going to do it sooner or later. I just thought i'd get it out of the way.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.10.27 16:34:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Kimochi Rendar
And I really do apologize for the pun, but someone was going to do it sooner or later. I just thought i'd get it out of the way.
Well, someone had to take the bull by the horns. Congratulations on steaking your claim. I'm just glad you didn't decide to milk it, like I'm doing.
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Orun Erajen
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.10.27 19:02:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Stitcher
Well, someone had to take the bull by the horns. Congratulations on steaking your claim. I'm just glad you didn't decide to milk it, like I'm doing.
For this, you die in your sleep. You best pray for bovine intervention.
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Orun Erajen
LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.28 02:12:00 -
[83]
Inaccuracies!
Girls are also wearing a Smile!
As well as paint!
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Arune Ayden
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.10.28 03:22:00 -
[84]
Waiter, there's a burned logic circuit in my steak! |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.11.01 08:16:00 -
[85]
Is that invitation to "The Cows" still open? I'd like a nice place to discuss business with my new planetside liason.
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CEO, Mixed Metaphor
Dance Commander |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.11.01 13:32:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Is that invitation to "The Cows" still open? I'd like a nice place to discuss business with my new planetside liason.
Absolutely! Departure of the Great Oaf raise opinion of Mixed Metaphor pilot collective greatly!
Decision, Public Opening To be Some Time Next Week! Possibly Monday! Or Maybe Even Every Day Next Week! Come To Halle Vii Station! Or Via Hologram!
Most People Invited! Except The Great Oaf!
Particular invitations to:
Captain Verone, he has cows!
Revan Neferis, she is famous connisseur of things, Her opinion of food might be helpful!
Poreuomai, he seems nice!
Octavinus Augustus, shall sing for his supper! In form of stand up Comedy!
Myrhial Arkenath and Kimochi Rendar, fun party girls!
Karanth and Myxx, Gallente fashionistas!
Also, Pilots of Naqam invited! We have cheese and pineapple cubes on sticks!
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.11.04 18:42:00 -
[87]
I must say I had a lovely meal last night. Most excellent food.
It also warmed my heart to hear Kathryn say that all the earned money is split between upkeep and bonuses to the staff.
Highly recommended establishment.
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Ophelia LeHane
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.11.04 19:54:00 -
[88]
Well Andreus said he had some business to discuss. I didn't know he'd be treating me to somewhere so... eccentric. Either way, I'm happy that Mr. Erajen's departure has improved your opinion of the corporation - as you might guess, the LeHane family is a bit embarassed about him.
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Ophelia LeHane
LeHane Family Capsuleer Liason and Representative
MXD Director |
Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.11.04 20:03:00 -
[89]
I'd like to say thanks for the invite, even though my visit was only a short one I quite enjoyed the "Fruity Foliage" salad.
Diary of a pod pilot |
Beletre
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.11.05 17:01:00 -
[90]
I am rather amused by the details of this particular establishment..... also confused, but more amused.
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