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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 20:14:00 -
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Mission Running Corporations of Dodixie,
As the CEO of TEARS (Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service) and Suddenly Ninjas, I am hereby informing the Mission Running Corporations of Dodixie of our ownership rights to said system.
As we have been in operation in Dodixie almost exclusively for the past year, we have noted that there have been more than a significant number of Mission Running Corporations who have, for one reason or another, ignored our requests for a "Clean System", leaving wrecks and jetcans of waste littering our poor system, unsalvaged and unwanted.
(...not to mention all the lag you're creating - the system has 250+ occupants on a good night, and it's not helping the situation any when the poor Server needs to contend with the fields of wrecks and jetcans you leave behind!)
I, for one, say "NO MORE!" No more shall we sit idly by while the Mission Runners ruin our poor system with their filth and waste!
Going forward, any Corporation found running Missions in Dodixie will be subject to a "non-salvage levy" of 100M per month, payable to Suddenly Ninjas Corporation, if they are found to be running Missions without a dedicated Salvager (or duly appointed Member of Suddenly Ninjas) in their Deadspace at the time that the Mission is being run.
Any Mission Running Corporation found guilty of this crime and refusing to pay the monthly levy may receive a Declaration of War from TEARS, which would continue until we have collected the levy, or until we have destroyed 10X the amount of the levy requested. (i.e. 1B ISK worth of Mission Running ships.)
If you're not going to salvage your own wreck fields, let us know in Local or (better still) convo one of our Members, and we will do it for you, quickly and painlessly. Should any one of our Scanning Pilots find you in Deadspace, not meeting the above requirements, failing to pay the levy will result in the continued disruption of your operations. This means you risk losing ships, losing ISK, and most importantly, losing Corporation Members.
Should you wish to discuss the information posted here, please do so in this thread.
Respectfully yours,
Tchell Dahhn CEO, Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service CEO, Suddenly Ninjas

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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 20:23:00 -
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Reserved for list of "Protected" Mission Running Corps.
We're Recruiting! |

Peter Wheatstraw
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.15 20:25:00 -
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You iz funny perzon.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: Peter Wheatstraw BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You iz funny perzon.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew I'd receive this type of response sooner or later, but I never expected it would be the first post.

Bravo.
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Peter Wheatstraw
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.15 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
I knew I'd receive this type of response sooner or later, but I never expected it would be the first post.

Bravo.
So, big wheelz, where iz the decking of warz? We await it with glees here at CAS. When we can expect? Much pew pew fun we will haf!
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RedSplat
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.15 20:41:00 -
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Edited by: RedSplat on 15/12/2008 20:43:32 Dropping a probe hunting wrecks Hum of our salvagers you will fear Many delicious tears we gather
EDIT: Gah, NPC corps! Tchell, SN is foiled; we cant hurt them if they are in NPC corps 
Or can we  There was even talk of French toast
But there was none to be had |

Mad Crafter
Multiverse Corporation Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.12.15 21:07:00 -
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Hmmmm, fun idea...
*Runs off to Dodixie to run missions without salvaging*
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Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa
Minmatar The Perfect Harvesting Experience
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Posted - 2008.12.15 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Peter Wheatstraw So, big wheelz, where iz the decking of warz? We await it with glees here at CAS. When we can expect? Much pew pew fun we will haf!
You fail at spelling, please train Basic Language Skills to level 2 and repost your message. -----------------------------------------------
Originally by: Paper Rock's fine, nerf Scissors
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Overseer Aliena
Caldari Lord of Wars
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Posted - 2008.12.15 21:28:00 -
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Originally by: Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa
Originally by: Peter Wheatstraw So, big wheelz, where iz the decking of warz? We await it with glees here at CAS. When we can expect? Much pew pew fun we will haf!
You fail at spelling, please train Basic Language Skills to level 2 and repost your message.
Only you train open mockery comprehention to level 3
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 21:34:00 -
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If you read our Recruiting Thread, I have Advanced Sarcasm trained to V. (Of course, I'm augmenting it every day with my training of Advanced Carebear Tear Extraction V, as well.)

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Captain Pompous
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Posted - 2008.12.15 22:41:00 -
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i laughed at the funny dewushions :)
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CCP Mitnal
C C P

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Posted - 2008.12.15 22:53:00 -
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Moved to Crime & Punishment.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email |
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Grimpak
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.15 22:56:00 -
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I mission run on dodixie and I have to say:
as long as it's serpentis missions, you guys are free to salvage them ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal Moved to Crime & Punishment.
CCP Mitnal,
Please move my post back to the appropriate location, as it is directed at Mission Runners, and NOT ONLY those who may feel the urge to visit C&P.
Thank you.
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Amein Talier
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:00:00 -
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ORLY?
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:03:00 -
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Originally by: Amein Talier ORLY?
RLY. This thread was originally posted in "Missions and Complexes", to gain the attention of the appropriate audience, and it deserves to be there.
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RedSplat
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:04:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Amein Talier ORLY?
RLY. This thread was originally posted in "Missions and Complexes", to gain the attention of the appropriate audience, and it deserves to be there.
Okay, who salved menthols wrecks?
Anyway, no suprise someone reported the thread  There was even talk of French toast
But there was none to be had |

Aesheera
Amarr Malum Crusis IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:30:00 -
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Edited by: Aesheera on 15/12/2008 23:31:34 Tchell, malum returns to high sec.
If you need some assistance in your endeavours, you know how to reach me.
Invite me to your chatchannel once more, we have lots to talk about. --
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Teaburner
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:37:00 -
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I will gladly provide free salvage services to anyone running missions in Dodixie. If you run missions EST send me an evemail and we can setup the details.
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AC Resonance
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: Teaburner I will gladly provide free salvage services to anyone running missions in Dodixie. If you run missions EST send me an evemail and we can setup the details.
I too will do the same.
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FireT
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:56:00 -
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Hmm someone needs to get laid BIG TIME.
Either way, I think it is hilarious that salvaging "seems" worth for you to pay 100 mil a month of what not.... and yet you never mention of actually giving the salvage to the owners. So Tchell has logic trained to -5....? Or how come people would pay to lose their loot?
Suddenly ninjas = suddenly ******ed?
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.15 23:58:00 -
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Originally by: FireT Hmm someone needs to get laid BIG TIME.
You're right. Is your Mother's number still the same? Post with your Main, tough guy.

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FireT
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Posted - 2008.12.16 00:09:00 -
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Actually it is my main. I just don't have any other data showing because I am too lazy. And yeah my mom's number is the same, except there isn't a way in he she would touch trash that just crawled out of the gutter and started claiming to be tough in a video game. 
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Yiv
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Posted - 2008.12.16 00:21:00 -
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Didn't Racketeers do this about 2 years ago? I think they claimed Soba.
Anyway, eventually they got decced by several alliances and merc corps. The rest they say is history.
It will be interesting to see how this one pans out.
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Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.16 00:38:00 -
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Originally by: FireT Actually it is my main. I just don't have any other data showing because I am too lazy. And yeah my mom's number is the same, except there isn't a way in he she would touch trash that just crawled out of the gutter and started claiming to be tough in a video game. 
I smell an enraged carebear 
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Eschiava Q
Minmatar Blood Money Bootcamp
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Posted - 2008.12.16 00:45:00 -
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This is a bold step you are taking Tchell, and I applaud it! All the best!
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InSession
Shuugouteki
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Posted - 2008.12.16 00:57:00 -
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Good luck with your endeavor 
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AC Resonance
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.16 00:57:00 -
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Edited by: AC Resonance on 16/12/2008 00:57:36
Originally by: FireT Hmm someone needs to get laid BIG TIME.
Either way, I think it is hilarious that salvaging "seems" worth for you to pay 100 mil a month of what not.... and yet you never mention of actually giving the salvage to the owners. So Tchell has logic trained to -5....? Or how come people would pay to lose their loot?
Suddenly ninjas = suddenly ******ed?
Hehe I don't think he gets suddenly ninjas.
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.16 01:00:00 -
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Quote:
Either way, I think it is hilarious that salvaging "seems" worth for you to pay 100 mil a month of what not.... and yet you never mention of actually giving the salvage to the owners. So Tchell has logic trained to -5....? Or how come people would pay to lose their loot?
  
Originally by: Catharacta My CNR runs on salvager tears.
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Miss Mcnasty
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Posted - 2008.12.16 01:09:00 -
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whatever.....
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