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Pimp Slappy
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Posted - 2009.01.02 06:17:00 -
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my ship pew'd up when i undock, but i paid for the ship??? wtf? How can they do this not affected? I torn them asswhole but they flinched and got away with my foot. Now my sock only and canot find the other. Please help? i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them. Do they high on my kill me? I just want alone time with my ship but they are jerks and do not stopped until uncle.
I want back my hard ship earned long time. I Pimp Slappy tell me or mail in game.
thanks.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Tundra Wolf.
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Posted - 2009.01.02 06:19:00 -
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Edited by: Epegi Givo on 02/01/2009 06:19:42 what? -------------------------------------
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo
This is my sig, or is it?
Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.01.02 06:20:00 -
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That completely made sense to me. It did not sound like crazy talk at all. 
------ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |

Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.02 06:22:00 -
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This is awesome. 
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Dragonwell
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.01.02 06:26:00 -
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....lmao. *** Awake in a Space-Dye Vest Struggling with Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence Falling Into Infinity toward a New Millennium While trapped inside this Octavarium. |

Scarlet Pimpdaddy
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Posted - 2009.01.02 06:28:00 -
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Edited by: Scarlet Pimpdaddy on 02/01/2009 06:28:53 I'm Pimpdaddy. Stuff, yours, I can have???
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Cyd Vicious
8lack Wing Vanguard.
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Posted - 2009.01.02 06:35:00 -
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ROFL
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2009.01.02 07:11:00 -
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Quote: Now my sock only and canot find the other.
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fuxinos
Caldari Guys 0f Sarcasm
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Posted - 2009.01.02 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: Pimp Slappy i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them.
uh... bukkakke ??
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Kuranta
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.01.02 07:23:00 -
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Was it a T2 sock?
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Zeromentor
High Flyers Sev3rance
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Posted - 2009.01.02 07:40:00 -
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Ok, next time insure the ship. If your having trouble with the wardec'ing corp either hire mercenaries or go in with a bunch of corpmates. To reclaim your foot just insta-pod thier FC, he'll mostlikely have it. Though it may not drop...
For the sock you lost just buy a new one, I'm sure it can't be more than 122 Isk, unless someone tries to scam you. Remember, faction socks are hard to come by.
Yes, they might get high off killing you. But rest assured that the high will only be brief and they will be back to camping your station at a later time.
If you want an uncle, please refer to the varies discussions on a man named "Falcon" and how he likes to herd Nerfs around (Furry creature treated like a cow).
You'll have to go back to ratting or missioning or whatever you do to make money to collect the funds to buy another ship.
No Problem, I hate foot flippers, too. ______________________________________
***I was going to put a sig here, but I decided having a smaller sig would make it less likely to be hit by people's turrets.*** |

FarosWarrior
Amarr Sonnema
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Posted - 2009.01.02 09:53:00 -
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YOUWHAT????>>>.<<<< Cheers, Faros
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy
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Posted - 2009.01.02 09:59:00 -
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failtroll is fail
Fallout thinks im cute! I think so anyway |

FlameGlow
Legio Octae Rebellion Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.02 10:25:00 -
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Automated translation strikes again!  _____________ I don't care what is nerfed, as long as it's not my "undock" button. |

TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.02 10:59:00 -
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Originally by: FlameGlow Automated translation strikes again! 
its a very horny translator then. >_<
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Major Templar
Caldari DFX Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.02 11:01:00 -
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Squably
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.01.02 11:02:00 -
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Drunk brosef posts FTW Signature removed. Please do not imply profanity in your signature. Navigator
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Rocky Roid
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.02 11:30:00 -
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Edited by: Rocky Roid on 02/01/2009 11:31:59 Made me laugh for 20 mins 
Favorite line: i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them.
Thanks for that!
Quote: Pimp Slappy: i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them.
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Rivur'Tam
the united
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Posted - 2009.01.02 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme failtroll is fail
this .. ... |

Holy Hammer
Amarr DARK-VALE
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Posted - 2009.01.02 11:49:00 -
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This is the funniest **** I have read in a long time! And I read a lot of funny ****!!
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Gunnanmon
Gallente UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2009.01.02 12:37:00 -
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Edited by: Gunnanmon on 02/01/2009 12:46:44
Originally by: Pimp Slappy my ship pew'd up when i undock, but i paid for the ship??? wtf? How can they do this not affected? I torn them asswhole but they flinched and got away with my foot. Now my sock only and canot find the other. Please help? i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them. Do they high on my kill me? I just want alone time with my ship but they are jerks and do not stopped until uncle.
I want back my hard ship earned long time. I Pimp Slappy tell me or mail in game.
thanks.
I..I..I...I'm lost for words.
Edit: What word translated into "pew'd"? The Ghost-training vote thread |

Zaknussem
Caldari Intrum Industria
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Posted - 2009.01.02 12:39:00 -
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Doesn't this qualify as a rant due to incoherency? |

Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.01.02 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: Gunnanmon
Originally by: Pimp Slappy my ship pew'd up when i undock, but i paid for the ship??? wtf? How can they do this not affected? I torn them asswhole but they flinched and got away with my foot. Now my sock only and canot find the other. Please help? i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them. Do they high on my kill me? I just want alone time with my ship but they are jerks and do not stopped until uncle.
I want back my hard ship earned long time. I Pimp Slappy tell me or mail in game.
thanks.
I..I..I...I'm lost for words.
So was the op.. 
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |

Sniper Wolf18
Gallente Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2009.01.02 12:40:00 -
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 and seriously! Thanks for just reading my sig! |

Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.02 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme failtroll is fail
Actually looking at the responses the troll ain't fail. However failtroll is fail poster is fail.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.02 13:14:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 02/01/2009 13:14:25
Originally by: Pimp Slappy my ship pew'd up when i undock, but i paid for the ship??? wtf? How can they do this not affected? I torn them asswhole but they flinched and got away with my foot. Now my sock only and canot find the other. Please help? i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them. Do they high on my kill me? I just want alone time with my ship but they are jerks and do not stopped until uncle.
I want back my hard ship earned long time. I Pimp Slappy tell me or mail in game.
thanks.
Thank Slimp Pappy. I tell you now and not in game because in game is where i got sock.
I help you all over. If you pew'd hard all day and then explode all over you can explode them too. Openate character screen and then see explode right. You see names and then you can pew them hard until they explode on your face. Don't flinch. If you high on them they high on you.
Also help sock if other sock in station. No asswhole.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

adamantinesteel
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Posted - 2009.01.02 13:21:00 -
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just a word of advice... IF you left your sock in his *sshole, you might want to just get a new sock. Don't try getting it back unless your into that kinda thing.
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Xavier Zedicus
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Posted - 2009.01.02 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Pimp Slappy hese pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them.
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.02 18:07:00 -
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Edited by: Dantes Revenge on 02/01/2009 18:09:09
Originally by: Zeba
Originally by: Gunnanmon
Originally by: Pimp Slappy my ship pew'd up when i undock, but i paid for the ship??? wtf? How can they do this not affected? I torn them asswhole but they flinched and got away with my foot. Now my sock only and canot find the other. Please help? i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them. Do they high on my kill me? I just want alone time with my ship but they are jerks and do not stopped until uncle.
I want back my hard ship earned long time. I Pimp Slappy tell me or mail in game.
thanks.
I..I..I...I'm lost for words.
So was the op.. 
No, he just couldn't find the right ones. "Too many words, what to do with them all..." 
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |

Thorgath
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Posted - 2009.01.02 18:15:00 -
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That sounded like a stoned Yoda.
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Gambuk
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Posted - 2009.01.02 18:28:00 -
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is there something wrong with me if I got excited from this post?
Need to pew pew myself now..
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Fish Bulb
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Posted - 2009.01.02 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: Pimp Slappy
I want back my hard ship earned long time. I Pimp Slappy tell me or mail in game.
thanks.
No, I PIMP SLAPPY! (and I'm Sparticus)
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Letri Bimmet
Gallente Estrale Frontiers BlackWater.
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Posted - 2009.01.02 19:28:00 -
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Quote: Please help? i need revenge on these pirates that pew'd me hard all day until I exploded all over them
awesome
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Blastil
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Posted - 2009.01.02 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Fish Bulb
Originally by: Pimp Slappy
I want back my hard ship earned long time. I Pimp Slappy tell me or mail in game.
thanks.
No, I PIMP SLAPPY! (and I'm Sparticus)
No, I AM SPARTICUS!
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