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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.11 04:19:00 -
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keep using that hand real sex is not enjoyable 
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rValdez5987
Amarr
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.04.11 04:56:00 -
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It's great when your with the right woman, but even still I've long since stopped seeing what the big deal was...
It's always better when your not getting any I guess. lol  |
Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2009.04.11 11:06:00 -
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 Originally by: rValdez5987
It's always better when your not getting any I guess. lol
There're always sheep my friend.
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Gin G
Halls Of Valhalla
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Posted - 2009.04.11 11:44:00 -
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Or fluffy hangcuffs and whips.
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Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2009.04.11 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Gin G
Or fluffy hangcuffs and whips.
You, sir, are a genius! Sheep, handcuffs and whips... who would heve ever thought of that? I shall put this idea into practice immediately.
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.04.11 12:10:00 -
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Originally by: Super Whopper
Originally by: Gin G
Or fluffy hangcuffs and whips.
You, sir, are a genius! Sheep, handcuffs and whips... who would heve ever thought of that? I shall put this idea into practice immediately.
How about some barbed wire in there 
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.11 12:19:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Super Whopper
Originally by: Gin G
Or fluffy hangcuffs and whips.
You, sir, are a genius! Sheep, handcuffs and whips... who would heve ever thought of that? I shall put this idea into practice immediately.
How about some baaaa rbed wire in there
Slade
I see what you did there.
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2009.04.11 12:37:00 -
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lol the onion is always too over the top.
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Lui Kai
Logistics Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.04.11 12:41:00 -
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You're doing it wrong.
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Graelyn
Amarr
Order of Catharsis
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Posted - 2009.04.11 12:53:00 -
[10]
These are Dark Times! 
Grandmaster,
[OCATH] War Monastery and Brewery |
Brea Lafail
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Posted - 2009.04.11 12:53:00 -
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Best "The Onion" clip I've seen in a long time.
In before Ralara. |
WonkySplitDemon
United Nations Space Command
Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.11 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Super Whopper
Originally by: rValdez5987
It's always better when your not getting any I guess. lol
There're always sheep my friend.
Is he welsh? Oooooohh of course i am joking there
UNSC-
United Nations Space Command |
BlackDragonShadow
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.04.11 20:27:00 -
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Haha god I love the Onion news
Touched by his noodly appendage.
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
Thurisaz Prizma
Amarr
Stronghold of Agony
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Posted - 2009.04.12 00:17:00 -
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Why do I get a feeling that I'm being trolled by this. 
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Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2009.04.12 14:31:00 -
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Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 12/04/2009 14:36:01
Originally by: ceaon
keep using that hand real sex is not enjoyable
"Theres no love in the world, only pain"
Wonder how this guys life really is...
I love Onion Network 
Originally by: Dianabolic
Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL |
La5eR
Amarr
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2009.04.12 18:18:00 -
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Sex is overrated. Me being one of those hardcore Christians believe you should save yourself for that special person. I would strongly encourage you all to visit www.lustfreeliving.org .
In social circles Men give love for sex, and Woman give sex for love. I dont mean to be pushy and all but in the bible it says states in the gospel Matthew that if a man looks upon a woman with sexual desires he has adulterated her heart.
In today's society sex has been commercialized and over-emphasized. The desire of the flesh is very strong in our lives. The desire to pleasure oneself with another can be strong and nature wants us to pro-create. We as humans have something no other species has on this Earth: choice. Choice was given to us to make decisions to benefit and berate us.
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Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
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Posted - 2009.04.12 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: La5eR
...Thora Hird type mutterings...
This has got to be a troll.
However, if you are for real then you can go and peddle your pious and prudish sunday school ****tery elsewhere; we're mostly quite happy with our debauchery here tyvm.
Get well soon.
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2009.04.12 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: La5eR
Sex is overrated. Me being one of those hardcore Christians believe you should save yourself for that special person. I would strongly encourage you all to visit www.lustfreeliving.org .
In social circles Men give love for sex, and Woman give sex for love. I dont mean to be pushy and all but in the bible it says states in the gospel Matthew that if a man looks upon a woman with sexual desires he has adulterated her heart.
In today's society sex has been commercialized and over-emphasized. The desire of the flesh is very strong in our lives. The desire to pleasure oneself with another can be strong and nature wants us to pro-create. We as humans have something no other species has on this Earth: choice. Choice was given to us to make decisions to benefit and berate us.
There is no choice. The universe is entirely deterministic.
*runs*
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Securitas Protector
Final Conflict UK
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.04.12 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: ceaon
keep using that hand real sex is not enjoyable
I can assure you that with the right guy it definitely is.
Proud to be shaych |
Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.04.12 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: La5eR
...Thora Hird type mutterings...
This has got to be a troll.
However, if you are for real then you can go and peddle your pious and prudish sunday school ****tery elsewhere; we're mostly quite happy with our debauchery here tyvm.
Get well soon.
I second this.
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
=v= |
TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2009.04.12 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: La5eR
...Thora Hird type mutterings...
This has got to be a troll.
However, if you are for real then you can go and peddle your pious and prudish sunday school ****tery elsewhere; we're mostly quite happy with our debauchery here tyvm.
Get well soon.
lol it looks like a copy-paste job, so yes a troll.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.04.13 02:52:00 -
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you can just bludgon the prostitute with your gun, it makes it out like killing a prostitute and hiding the body is a simple task.
It is actually very time consuming
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Grek Forto
Malevolent Intentions
Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.04.13 03:00:00 -
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"There is no love in the world, there is only pain"
rofl
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Originally by: CCP Abraxas
All major capsuleer ships have crews. Battleships are manned by thousands of people.
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Northern Fall
Minmatar
Guild Academy
Guild Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.13 11:29:00 -
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Actually... its a bit of both, this is a ****.
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Onus Mian
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.13 13:09:00 -
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This is either satire or religious conservatism.
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
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tasman devil
Amarr
Imperium Galactica
Omega Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.13 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: ceaon
keep using that hand real sex is not enjoyable
lol I almost expected some weird stuff ... glad that I was right... this is like.. an then  then  and then 
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2009.04.14 00:15:00 -
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Generic **** isn't enjoyable to watch, insecure ****s with silicon doing some could've-been former footballer and then they have to talk too to make it even harder to watch. **** is pain!
Delenda est achura. |
F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.04.14 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
you can just bludgon the prostitute with your gun, it makes it out like killing a prostitute and hiding the body is a simple task.
It is actually very time consuming
Best part of it, plus the not looking your wife in the eyes mission.
Even better: So many people in this thread are totally missing the point.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba
Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero!  /me bows
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
I.C.C Industrial Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.04.14 04:54:00 -
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Edited by: F''nog on 14/04/2009 04:54:58
Damn screwed-up forum!
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba
Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Sera Ryskin
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Posted - 2009.04.14 05:36:00 -
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Ok, so I'll take the possible troll bait. It's not like anything he's saying is really all that surprising, a lot of people really do believe that nonsense.
Originally by: La5eR
Sex is overrated. Me being one of those hardcore Christians believe you should save yourself for that special person. I would strongly encourage you all to visit www.lustfreeliving.org .
Me being one of those hardcore anti-Christians, I agree that you should save yourself for that special person. By removing yourself from the dating pool, you make it just a little easier for the rest of us to find someone.
Quote:
In social circles Men give love for sex, and Woman give sex for love. I dont mean to be pushy and all but in the bible it says states in the gospel Matthew that if a man looks upon a woman with sexual desires he has adulterated her heart.
*looks upon your girlfriend*
PS: outdated gender roles FTL. Women want sex just as much as men. You might know this if you actually had a girlfriend.
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In today's society sex has been commercialized and over-emphasized. The desire of the flesh is very strong in our lives. The desire to pleasure oneself with another can be strong and nature wants us to pro-create. We as humans have something no other species has on this Earth: choice. Choice was given to us to make decisions to benefit and berate us.
And why is this a bad thing? Sex is fun. Try ditching the whole "more repressed than thou" act, and you might have a happier life.
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