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James 315
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 14:53:00 -
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I'm pleased to see you once again, gentle CAOD reader. It's hard to believe it's now been seven hundred days since YACAODI1MAC launched the inimitable "Why is BoB Losing?" series.
It seems like a good time for a trip down memory lane, wouldn't you agree?
Why is BoB Losing? Part I. Why is BoB Losing? Part II. Why is BoB Losing? Part III. DENIAL CASCADE: How BoB & Pets are Coming to Grips with Loss. Resigning as YACAODI1MAC CEO; BoB's Decay Continues. One Hundred Days. Two Hundred Days. Three Hundred Days. Four Hundred Days. Five Hundred Days. Six Hundred Days.
That was...really nice. Time for another update now, I suppose.
It has been seven hundred days since the beginning of the "Why is BoB Losing?" series. Since then...
* Band of Brothers lost every tangible and intangible thing of value it ever possessed.
This has been the seventh hundred days.
And now for an analysis of the defeat of BoB. I promise that while it will be thorough and all-inclusive, it will also be as brief as possible.
BONUS CONTENT!
Analysis of BoB's Defeat
Since the dawn of time, man has sought to...
Actually, you know what? I'll get straight to the point:
- 315
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Lups
Caldari Blind Violence HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:02:00 -
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no longer shall i sit rocking in the corner awaiting the next bob thread......... |
Khornne
Caldari The Galactic Empire Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:10:00 -
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Oh dear, I know it's boring to be docked in Agil and don't have any reason for CAOD attention anymore, but you know, the horse, it's dead.
Well, I bet you can post about this another 3 or 4 times at least.
-- Khornne's Teamspeak Server Service |
Aggape
Amarr The X-Trading Company RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:11:00 -
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:smug:
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Satori Komeiji
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:11:00 -
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heh |
Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:29:00 -
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James 315 ur are gay as **** |
Lasakywa
Caldari Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:30:00 -
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Edited by: Lasakywa on 22/06/2009 15:32:43
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128th ABC123
Caldari Eve Liberation Force Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:32:00 -
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so we all agree this is the last thread about this matter, amirite? |
kayentelva
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:40:00 -
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ANALYSIS OF HERNIASWARM OVER THE LAST 700 DAYS
lame
/audio book version available upon request
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Euriti
Gallente Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: kayentelva ANALYSIS OF HERNIASWARM OVER THE LAST 700 DAYS
lame
/audio book version available upon request
At least they still hold space |
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Lord WarATron
Amarr Shadow Reapers
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Posted - 2009.06.22 15:55:00 -
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Took 700 days to do what should have been done in 7? |
Elektrea
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.22 16:04:00 -
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we shall fight to the bitter end! o wait... ----------
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Ironnight
Caldari x13 KrautbreaK
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Posted - 2009.06.22 16:16:00 -
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Downside, 0.0 lost the only alliance that seemed to want and was able too shake things up, now I doubt we will see much action, other then some fights over high end moons.
Upside, Goons left seven regions behind, creating space for samller alliances to try their luck.
They're like 'oh **** son, its a trap *Doomsday* |
Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 16:36:00 -
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Ok what is up with this "herniaswarm" thing because I don't have a hernia.
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Attak
Minmatar Trioptimum
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Posted - 2009.06.22 16:58:00 -
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I am so replying to this thread. |
Slayton Ford
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:00:00 -
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Originally by: Will Hunter James 315 ur are gay as ****
arnt we all? |
Ykatni
Gallente Black Nova Corp KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:08:00 -
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Yes, every tangible asset was left in DQ Country. Intangible assets, well time will tell on that one.
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zoolkhan
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:12:00 -
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Edited by: zoolkhan on 22/06/2009 17:14:02 "when all your wishes have been granted you will find out about the destruction of your dreams"
hi mom, i am in a bob post.. or was this a goon post.. *shrugs*
an alliance set out to destroy the game, destroyed another alliance set out to dominate the game...
certainly , the game would be nicer without either for the rest of us, but it has to be said, that the mission to fully destroy it is not yet accomplished. And the mission to fully dominate it ... well.. not yet accomplished.
In fact, people may now discover that bob/goon was just a noisy sideshow.
Whomever loves it to sit in a capital for hours and hours until finally the order to attack or stand down comes, day afer day... need to visit a doctor anyways.
Perhaps we see now more and especially more interesting politics, wars and cooperations - and more ingame than on propaganda medias or in the metasphere.
Life goes on for capsuleers.
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:15:00 -
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I, too, am Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Tef42
Gallente Monsters The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Euriti
Originally by: kayentelva ANALYSIS OF HERNIASWARM OVER THE LAST 700 DAYS
lame
/audio book version available upon request
At least they still hold space
That doesn't make much of a difference. Its like saying they are the smartest person with down syndrome. Yeah they are smarter then most ******s but they are still ******ed. |
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2009.06.22 17:55:00 -
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Quote: * Band of Brothers lost every tangible and intangible thing of value it ever possessed.
Except they haven't? Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Poopsock Alarmclock
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 18:11:00 -
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Edited by: Poopsock Alarmclock on 22/06/2009 18:13:41
Originally by: Tef42
Originally by: Euriti
At least they still hold space
That doesn't make much of a difference.
so when can we expect to see The Gurlstas Associates field a 27 Titan conga funded by empire rats
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von Goethe
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 18:16:00 -
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Still politepoasting to ask about this whole Herniaswarm gimmick.
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Kublaii Khanid
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 18:23:00 -
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Originally by: Grarr Dexx
Quote: * Band of Brothers lost every tangible and intangible thing of value it ever possessed.
Except they haven't?
after reading your researched points of contention, well sourced data, and detailed analysis, I must admit that i agree
because they still have the important and relevant posting support of Corp 1 Allstars |
Orree
Gallente Dynaverse Corporation Vertigo Coalition
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Posted - 2009.06.22 18:56:00 -
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Lack of new content is disappointing.
"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." ---Benjamin Disraeli |
Dungar Loghoth
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 18:57:00 -
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probably the most interesting post you've ever made ---
Nothing is more discomforting than the discovery of our own inadequacies - Carl Jung |
Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 19:00:00 -
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Originally by: Lord WarATron Took 700 days to do what should have been done in 7?
We didn't kill them fast enough.
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Are GoonSwarm ever going to be allowed to build up in any way in 0.0 space again? No.
-DB Preacher |
Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ironnight Downside, 0.0 lost the only alliance that seemed to want and was able too shake things up, now I doubt we will see much action, other then some fights over high end moons.
Upside, Goons left seven regions behind, creating space for samller alliances to try their luck.
smaller? have you seen the ****load of people joining the fotm alliances in our old regions:p |
Grarr Dexx
Amarr Corp 1 Allstars
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Posted - 2009.06.22 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Kublaii Khanid
Originally by: Grarr Dexx
Quote: * Band of Brothers lost every tangible and intangible thing of value it ever possessed.
Except they haven't?
after reading your researched points of contention, well sourced data, and detailed analysis, I must admit that i agree
because they still have the important and relevant posting support of Corp 1 Allstars
I'm glad we can agree on one thing. |
Admiral Valdore
Caldari The Ronin Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.22 20:00:00 -
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 20:05:00 -
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Odet
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.06.22 20:23:00 -
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Nice write up, you've clearly put a lot of time and work into it. Would be a much more interesting read, if it wasn't so blatantly biased. Anyways thanks for giving me something to read at work
_______I podded a Dev and all I got was this lousy Implant_______ This podding has been brought to you by Odet, the only way to fry |
Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari International Multi-Player Consortium
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Posted - 2009.06.22 20:32:00 -
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So do the goons have someone to, or have been collecting all the various hilarious bob/pet quotes/topics that were started stating how we are all doomed and are playing and will continue to play "bob's game"?
Because they are always hilarious.
just like the "silence" post which was the last??? one made to date by bobby leadershlt
Originally by: Halkin bob is dead, goons are great, cheese is cheesy, there we go no need for any more threads
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Kaaii
Caldari KaaiiNet Holding Executor Corp
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Posted - 2009.06.22 20:55:00 -
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700 Days, and still controlling your game......
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David Goodwill
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem So do the goons have someone to, or have been collecting all the various hilarious bob/pet quotes/topics that were started stating how we are all doomed and are playing and will continue to play "bob's game"?
Because they are always hilarious.
just like the "silence" post which was the last??? one made to date by bobby leadershlt
Are you talking about the post he made mere hours before suiciding his entire capfleet? that one?
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Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kaaii
700 Days, and still controlling your game......
Sort of funny that you continue to suck Kenny's **** even though you have left EXE and Kenny no longer holds any space and is in the process of crawling off into a corner to die. Old habbits die hard.
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Are GoonSwarm ever going to be allowed to build up in any way in 0.0 space again? No.
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Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.22 21:42:00 -
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You are still my favorite furry though. I hope you join Atlas soon along with the rest of the GBC. It will be nice to keep seeing you around.
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Are GoonSwarm ever going to be allowed to build up in any way in 0.0 space again? No.
-DB Preacher |
Tef42
Gallente Monsters The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.06.22 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Poopsock Alarmclock Edited by: Poopsock Alarmclock on 22/06/2009 18:13:41
Originally by: Tef42
Originally by: Euriti
At least they still hold space
That doesn't make much of a difference.
so when can we expect to see The Gurlstas Associates field a 27 Titan conga funded by empire rats
Probably never but what does that have to do with you guys being a bunch of ******s? |
Voculus
Minmatar The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.22 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: Xrak It's thinking like you are that got us to where we are now Waagaa. Welcome to 2009. It used to work, but this isnt 2007 anymore, get over yourself.
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.22 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tef42
Probably never but what does that have to do with you guys being a bunch of ******s?
About the same as your reply has to do with the topic. Name calling is elite pvp. |
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Valcari
Amarr Extinction Severe
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Posted - 2009.06.23 00:17:00 -
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Edited by: Valcari on 23/06/2009 00:18:25
Who cares. but on a lighter note for all the goon haters if you hate them sop much take there space if you cant STFU. and to the goons you are like the fat kid at 30 who finokly got laid and cant stop talking aboult it 5 years later. no one cares anymore it was cool after the first few posts but get over it you got your rocks off in BOBs ass good for you. o and on me i am just a empire noob so no one cares aboult me eather. have fun you won internet spaceship game.
o and ccp ... pls add a forum spell check becouse my spelling is bad and i am lazy. |
Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.23 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Valcari and cant stop talking aboult it 5 years later. o and ccp ... pls add a forum spell check becouse my spelling is bad and i am lazy.
You know you have just set Goons a challenge, 5 years is long time.
Also..Firefox, in built spell checker thingy |
Tobruk
Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.06.23 02:26:00 -
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:smug: ----------------------------------------------
Sig removed. Elmo Pug removed my sig because he hates me
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Steph Wing
Gallente Chapel-Perilous
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Posted - 2009.06.24 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Steph Wing on 24/06/2009 19:58:42 Poasting in a legendary thread.
I spent most of last night reading the entire series. Shockingly good writing.
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Krasnij Okjabre
Caldari the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.06.25 23:23:00 -
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Regardless of the subject matter, I found the writing style to be highly engaging.
And for that alone, I shall miss James 315 posts.
For pure style, a sparkling diamond in the midden that is CAOD.
Kras.
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MiserySignals
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.25 23:39:00 -
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Hellspawn666
Minmatar Emo Rangers Electric Monkey Overlords
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Posted - 2009.06.26 22:48:00 -
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It is rather amusing how goons keep posting about how great their victory was when most people dont really seem to care. Mainly because goons called bob death posts ages ago so it seems old news.
What i find amusing is how big a deal the goons/coalition made out of Bobs victories being based on ebil spying or metagaming earlier on in the war. When in the end they had to use the exact same tactics in order to win but now its not a shallow victory. Bah i guess i just wish CAOD was full of more content then this propaganda. At least most the old posts used to be about a battle allbeit still smacktalk but at least something new had happened worth reporting.
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Kelso Hyde
Gallente Aggressive Tendencies Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.06.26 23:40:00 -
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Now officially confirming
''James 315 Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm''
is sad enough to count how many days its been (lol)
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Genuinely Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.06.27 00:02:00 -
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I'm going to bump this because it was clearly intended to be a great 'victory' thread but was in danger of falling off the page.
Why the anticlimax? Don't people realise how awesome this achievement was?
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Audri Fisher
Caldari VentureCorp Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2009.06.27 02:50:00 -
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I want a real James 315 post
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Slap Chop
Minmatar Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.06.27 04:13:00 -
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Originally by: Genuinely Windypops I'm going to bump this because it was clearly intended to be a great 'victory' thread but was in danger of falling off the page.
Thanks sweetheart.
xoxo |
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