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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.06.11 00:07:00 -
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During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy. |
Danika Princip
Freelance Economics Astrological resources Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2012.06.11 00:26:00 -
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Zalasastra
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.06.11 00:30:00 -
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dressing corpses - creepiest feature idea ever.
another feature for eve - psychology tests upon account creation. |
Alexandre Bellenger
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.06.11 02:29:00 -
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I know she's drop dead gorgeous, but you should try auctioning her off for ISK.
That would be truly mor-bid. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2012.06.11 06:22:00 -
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I will admit that things between me and Chloe are somewhat frigid. We do play games though. She always seems to win at staring contests. However, I always win her at wrestling. |
Velicitia
Open Designs
1020
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Posted - 2012.06.11 11:02:00 -
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Sparky11080
Repercussus RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.11 11:13:00 -
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My day has been made...I'm proud of you sir. Don't let society tell you anything is wrong XD |
Seleene
Body Count Inc. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.06.11 12:43:00 -
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I'm often teased by the other CSM members by my interest in Incarna fashion and fringe user cases. I've always wanted a Corpse Trophy Room as an add on to my Captain's Quarters and one would assume that the dressing of corpses is something that CCP should consider should that idea ever become reality. Hence, this thread is relevant to my interests and as Chairman of the CSM I will take this user case to CCP and seek resolution. CSM 7 Chairman My Blog - Where I say stuff Follow Seleene on Twitter! |
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.11 12:45:00 -
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you sir, made my day CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Programmer | @CCP_Punkturis |
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Grideris
Fleet Coordination Commission Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2012.06.11 12:48:00 -
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I don't know whether to be disturbed or to laugh, so I think I'll do both. Though on a serious note, having a meat locker once they add more rooms where you can store your frozen prizes would certainly be something. Whether or not they're hanging by hooks or sitting in tubes is another question, but I guess that's up to the owner of said room to decide.
On a side note, what happened to your pink text Punkturis? D: http://www.dust514.org - the unofficial forum for everything DUST 514 http://www.dust514base.com - the blog site with everything else DUST 514 you need
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
2425
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Posted - 2012.06.11 12:50:00 -
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Grideris wrote:I don't know whether to be disturbed or to laugh, so I think I'll do both.
Also, what happened to your pink text Punkturis? D:
it was just a weekend fun I get to keep my pink text on Sisi though! \o/ CCP Punkturis | EVE UI Programmer | @CCP_Punkturis |
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Grideris
Fleet Coordination Commission Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2012.06.11 12:52:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:Grideris wrote:I don't know whether to be disturbed or to laugh, so I think I'll do both.
Also, what happened to your pink text Punkturis? D: it was just a weekend fun I get to keep my pink text on Sisi though! \o/
I might just have to come visit Sisi again soon, just to see it for myself. http://www.dust514.org - the unofficial forum for everything DUST 514 http://www.dust514base.com - the blog site with everything else DUST 514 you need
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Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2012.06.11 12:53:00 -
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Seleene wrote:this thread is relevant to my interests
FIRE FRIENDSHIP TORPEDOES ! Louis's epic skill guide v1.1 |
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CCP Soundwave
C C P C C P Alliance
1340
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Posted - 2012.06.11 12:58:00 -
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i dont even |
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Seleene
Body Count Inc. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:00:00 -
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CCP Soundwave wrote:i dont even
Stop trying to pretend this isn't in the backlog!! CSM 7 Chairman My Blog - Where I say stuff Follow Seleene on Twitter! |
DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:04:00 -
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I have had this same issue for months, but have been morbidly afraid to bring it up, worried about what the public would think of me.
Now that I see I'm not alone in the world, I too would like to sign on to this and give it my endorsement. I think this is something we need desperately.
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CCP Explorer
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:05:00 -
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Seleene wrote:CCP Soundwave wrote:i dont even Stop trying to pretend this isn't in the backlog!! Backlog search for this feature comes up empty; we'll have to discuss this request in detail...
Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Software Director | EVE Online, CCP Games | Follow on: Twitter / Google+ |
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enterprisePSI
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:05:00 -
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best.thread.ever. The tears of the many, outweight the tears of the few. Or the one.
-«enterprise-psi |
Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:20:00 -
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joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
You, my good sir, are a very, VERY disturbed and twisted individual!
It would be an honor to fly with you when you "Win" EvE!
PS I support this initiative, but only.... uh.... for others, yea, for others, as I, being a "well adjusted" individual, would not consider such a thing!
We Are Ushra'Khan!
We are coming for our people. |
Jev North
Anshar Incorporated
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:40:00 -
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help I can't breathe |
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Gallion
Outer Sector IDENTITY UNKN0WN
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:41:00 -
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I'd buy that for a dollar! This is a Signature, It makes people Stare. (Man I gotta Make one , or Find one to steal) |
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CCP Sunset
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:50:00 -
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Red Women's Impress Skirt and Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse?
I bet Chloe wouldn't be seen dead in that combination of colours tbh Presenter: EVE TV, Game Master, tea enthusiast. |
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Jamie Banks
Wasted and Still Mining Lunar Industries Partnership
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Posted - 2012.06.11 13:54:00 -
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One does not simply buy clothes for a corpse.
Inb4 $140 coffins. |
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:11:00 -
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I indeed have a few 'trophy' corpses that I would love to get a change of clothes for. (And a proper place to display them) Can we make sure that men's clothing will be available for male corpses? We want to make sure they are all well dressed to be presented. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
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CCP Xhagen
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:17:00 -
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I read this thread but I cannot offer a reply that doesn't paint me (and possibly CCP) in a very bad light. Thus I can only acknowledge this thread's existence. Also, if someone starts to discuss this feature in details below this response that is absolutely not my alt. CCP Xhagen | Senior Researcher CSM Project Manager
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CCP Soundwave
C C P C C P Alliance
1345
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:19:00 -
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Jev North wrote:help I can't breathe
Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up. |
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CCP Goliath
C C P C C P Alliance
523
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:21:00 -
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CCP Soundwave wrote:Jev North wrote:help I can't breathe Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.
Beaten by 2 minutes...
Should have subscribed earlier... CCP Goliath | QA Director | @CCP_Goliath |
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:22:00 -
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CCP Soundwave wrote:Jev North wrote:help I can't breathe Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.
ROFLMAO!!
We Are Ushra'Khan!
We are coming for our people. |
Colonel Xaven
Decadence. RAZOR Alliance
21
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:28:00 -
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Necro thread detected.
Also: I lol'ed hard |
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GM Radiance
Game Masters C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:28:00 -
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This has totally made my day :D |
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