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T1nyMan
Interstellar Solutions Agency
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:29:00 -
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joelinux wrote:I will admit that things between me and Chloe are somewhat frigid. We do play games though. She always seems to win at staring contests. However, I always win her at wrestling.
She is so into you man.. And you care.. That's obvious.
To get the edge in the staring contests I suggest a swivel chair and string, she'll fall for that all day long (sometimes literally).
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
101
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Posted - 2012.06.11 14:48:00 -
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Zedrik Cayne wrote:I indeed have a few 'trophy' corpses that I would love to get a change of clothes for. (And a proper place to display them) Can we make sure that men's clothing will be available for male corpses? We want to make sure they are all well dressed to be presented.
Why? Once they get women's clothing up and running, that's really all you need to dress up your new found companion. Somehow, I don't think he will complain. Just a hunch. |
Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Test Alliance Please Ignore
83
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:01:00 -
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I've been trying to think of something to do with my growing collection of corpsicles. The graveyard thing has been done before, and was contrary to my "lol you died" view of corpsicles. I like Seleene's idea of a viewing gallery, though, I've always thought corpses should be able to be re-used.
Slot 11 implant - secondary (partially frozen) brain. Benefits/side-effects vary.
Hoping for a bonus to armor rep? Nope. Multiple personality disorder. Negative four max targets.
An extra 5% speed would be nice, right? Nope. You got dementia. Modules activate at random.
10% range on your point would be pretty sweet? Nope. Agoraphobia. You can no longer leave the captains quarters.
Jokes aside, it would be nice to be able to display some of the cool stuff we've collected along the way, corpses included. I might load the captain's quarters from time to time to see some of those things. |
Mary Annabelle
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:13:00 -
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The shoes are very important!
Make sure you get something Gallente designed, so she knows you see her as a vital and attractive companion, not just window dressing.
I also recommend bathing her with nanite paste, so she can properly enjoy a spa treatment.
(In the possible event this physically reanimates her, your crew can administer an IV or feeding tube at regular intervals)
Now, nanite paste combined with a repurposed drone control rig, you can help her to model the stunning fashions smoothly. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
103
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:19:00 -
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Mary Annabelle wrote:The shoes are very important!
Make sure you get something Gallente designed, so she knows you see her as a vital and attractive companion, not just window dressing.
I also recommend bathing her with nanite paste, so she can properly enjoy a spa treatment.
(In the possible event this physically reanimates her, your crew can administer an IV or feeding tube at regular intervals)
Now, nanite paste combined with a repurposed drone control rig, you can help her to model the stunning fashions smoothly.
I dunno. I don't want to change her. I like her quiet strength. |
Ryunosuke Kusanagi
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:20:00 -
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sure... corpses.. to be honest, I am not sure whats creepier, OP wanting to dress up corpses, or just using that as an excuse for his own fetishes  |
Dex Nederland
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
The Fourth District
47
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:24:00 -
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If we have a meat locker (apparently with corpses dressed if so desired), why not also have a heads in a jar shelf?
Lai Dai Infinity Systems |
Asuka Solo
Stark Fujikawa
Stark Enterprises
1524
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:27:00 -
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I was thrown out of a meeting earlier today while reading this on my crackberry... i couldnt stop laughing. |
space chikun
Fweddit
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:55:00 -
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If you're going to add the feature to dress the corpses of our fallen foes, then I suggest you add a sub-tab under "Decorations" where we can display portrait photos of the corpses. It may need pagination. |
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CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
565
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Posted - 2012.06.11 15:58:00 -
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CCP Sunset wrote:Red Women's Impress Skirt and Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse? I bet Chloe wouldn't be seen dead in that combination of colours tbh This thread is now about fashion advice for dressing up corpses...
Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Software Director | EVE Online, CCP Games | Follow on: Twitter / Google+ |
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Mechael
Ouroboros Executor Collective
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:01:00 -
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With corpse collecting having been one of EVE's most amazing features for so damned long, the "meat locker" idea just makes sense. Do it, CCP.
After all, aren't you guys making some sort of sick and twisted vampire game at some point in the future? I'll be disturbed if such a game isn't at least three times as twisted as some silly little meat locker.
I'd rather die in battle against a man who will lie to me, than for a man who will lie to me. |
Katsumi Shimazu
Eternal Darkness.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
3
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:04:00 -
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Corpses should be pre dressed in waft they got prodded in, but a scorched, ripped versions. Then place them in big glass jars in CQ....
Sick :D |
Mary Annabelle
State War Academy
Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:04:00 -
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Wait, can we set our corpse to assume a specific pose upon being podded? This way it is frozen with a specific expression, as well as wearing the desired fashion items.
(Clothing subject to revision by those picking up their new object of loving adoration)
I can imagine funny expressions, sneering expressions, all good fun!
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joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
107
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:07:00 -
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Mechael wrote:With corpse collecting having been one of EVE's most amazing features for so damned long, the "meat locker" idea just makes sense. Do it, CCP.
After all, aren't you guys making some sort of sick and twisted vampire game at some point in the future? I'll be disturbed if such a game isn't at least three times as twisted as some silly little meat locker.
In a locker? so uncouth. Our companions deserve the same respect that we all receive. The crew might complain after a few days, but they usually just take her on a brief spacewalk and everything smooths over (she does so without a suit! she's so brave!) . Other than that, Chloe is usually ok with staying wherever she is placed. |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
1306
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:10:00 -
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Hey OP,
Out here in WH space we, too, get very lonely and long for companionship. We have not, however, gone to these ... lengths.
Not that we don't want to, of course, but we rather found having Chloe around to be a chore, what with all 200kg of her to lump around to parties, shindigs and the like. The captains sofa may look sturdy, but all the mass on one end made me think I was flying a Minmatar hauler.
Though she may never be as attractive as your dreams have told you can exist, rest assured that not only can she survive in space if you ever need some alone time, she can also handily decloak any enemy ships that get too close.
Now that's a versatile gal.
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"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
Comic Mischief
714
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:14:00 -
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What are we wearing when in our pods? I saw a Dev note stating that our walking around clothes are stored in the pod somewhere, so we must be wearing something else while we float in the pod goo.
What?
Coveralls?
Underwear?
Nothing?
http://vincentoneve.wordpress.com/ |
Sparky11080
Repercussus
RAZOR Alliance
2
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:15:00 -
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Bagehi wrote:I've been trying to think of something to do with my growing collection of corpsicles. The graveyard thing has been done before, and was contrary to my "lol you died" view of corpsicles. I like Seleene's idea of a viewing gallery, though, I've always thought corpses should be able to be re-used.
Slot 11 implant - secondary (partially frozen) brain. Benefits/side-effects vary.
Hoping for a bonus to armor rep? Nope. Multiple personality disorder. Negative four max targets.
An extra 5% speed would be nice, right? Nope. You got dementia. Modules activate at random.
10% range on your point would be pretty sweet? Nope. Agoraphobia. You can no longer leave the captains quarters.
Jokes aside, it would be nice to be able to display some of the cool stuff we've collected along the way, corpses included. I might load the captain's quarters from time to time to see some of those things.
OMG NEW EWAR OPPORTUNITY!
Have a module that activates/deactivates your modules at random. Make sure to include LOL in the name somehow. |
space chikun
Fweddit
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
3
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:17:00 -
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Vincent Athena wrote:What are we wearing when in our pods?
Nothing?
But we're all pink and fleshy after sudden decompression. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
112
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:19:00 -
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space chikun wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:What are we wearing when in our pods?
Nothing? But we're all pink and fleshy after sudden decompression.
Not Chloe...she pretty much maintains the same slight grey shading I've come to love about her. |
Makari Aeron
The Shadow's Of Eve
TSOE Consortium
10
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:21:00 -
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This thread is full of win. Disturbing, disturbing win.
EDIT: I'm surprised CCP Guard hasn't found this and commented yet.
Pew Pew Pew! |
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Cathrine Kenchov
Ice Cold Ellites
11
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Posted - 2012.06.11 16:36:00 -
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I am not even kidding about this feature idea:
new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display. |
Alua Oresson
Demon-War-Lords
Fatal Ascension
119
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:06:00 -
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Cathrine Kenchov wrote:I am not even kidding about this feature idea:
new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.
Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.
http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/ |
space chikun
Fweddit
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
3
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:18:00 -
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Alua Oresson wrote:Cathrine Kenchov wrote:I am not even kidding about this feature idea:
new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display. Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.
I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.
I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time! |
Alua Oresson
Demon-War-Lords
Fatal Ascension
119
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:23:00 -
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space chikun wrote:Alua Oresson wrote:Cathrine Kenchov wrote:I am not even kidding about this feature idea:
new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display. Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people. I can't wait until people can visit my gallery. I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!
Would make camping people in station even more fun. They don't undock, you go to their CQ entrance and hack into their interface, shutting down them being able to trade or anything. Now THAT would be something I'd be all for.
http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/ |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
117
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:24:00 -
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space chikun wrote:Alua Oresson wrote:Cathrine Kenchov wrote:I am not even kidding about this feature idea:
new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display. Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people. I can't wait until people can visit my gallery. I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!
I know...but don't forget to take your friends out for a spacewalk. They need that cute "flash-frozen" look. |
Alua Oresson
Demon-War-Lords
Fatal Ascension
119
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:29:00 -
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joelinux wrote:space chikun wrote:Alua Oresson wrote:Cathrine Kenchov wrote:I am not even kidding about this feature idea:
new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display. Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people. I can't wait until people can visit my gallery. I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time! I know...but don't forget to take your friends out for a spacewalk. They need that cute "flash-frozen" look.
Best way to preserve your corpses is to keep the display area normally exposed to vacuum. Just get them to go in the display room with you, leave to "Get some drinks." Shut door and evacuate the room of air. Presto! fresh corpse for your gallery.
http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/ |
MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
380
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:30:00 -
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i have been watching alot of the walking dead show on AMC and was thinking it would be semi cool if you could reanimate chleo so she is semi functional in your captains quarters... like she can make you tea and make your bed and stuff...
i heard she can give rather good brains too...
PLEX FOR PIZZA!
TECH III MINING SHIPS!
TECH III BATLESHIPS!!! |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Executive Outcomes
117
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:32:00 -
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MeBiatch wrote:i have been watching alot of the walking dead show on AMC and was thinking it would be semi cool if you could reanimate chleo so she is semi functional in your captains quarters... like she can make you tea and make your bed and stuff...
i heard she can give rather good brains too...
Actually, in our relationship, I'm the one that gives good brains. |
MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
380
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:39:00 -
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joelinux wrote:MeBiatch wrote:i have been watching alot of the walking dead show on AMC and was thinking it would be semi cool if you could reanimate chleo so she is semi functional in your captains quarters... like she can make you tea and make your bed and stuff...
i heard she can give rather good brains too... Actually, in our relationship, I'm the one that gives good brains.
oh g-d a heating lamp and some k&Y eh? 
PLEX FOR PIZZA!
TECH III MINING SHIPS!
TECH III BATLESHIPS!!! |
space chikun
Fweddit
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
3
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Posted - 2012.06.11 17:41:00 -
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I'm not sure, but I think these forums have reached a new low.
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