I don't know whether to be disturbed or to laugh, so I think I'll do both.

Also, what happened to your pink text Punkturis? D:

it was just a weekend fun I get to keep my pink text on Sisi though! \o/

this thread is relevant to my interests

i dont even

Stop trying to pretend this isn't in the backlog!!

During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

help I can't breathe

Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.

Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.

I will admit that things between me and Chloe are somewhat frigid. We do play games though. She always seems to win at staring contests. However, I always win her at wrestling.

I indeed have a few 'trophy' corpses that I would love to get a change of clothes for. (And a proper place to display them) Can we make sure that men's clothing will be available for male corpses? We want to make sure they are all well dressed to be presented.

The shoes are very important!
Make sure you get something Gallente designed, so she knows you see her as a vital and attractive companion, not just window dressing.

I also recommend bathing her with nanite paste, so she can properly enjoy a spa treatment.
(In the possible event this physically reanimates her, your crew can administer an IV or feeding tube at regular intervals)

Now, nanite paste combined with a repurposed drone control rig, you can help her to model the stunning fashions smoothly.

Red Women's Impress Skirt and Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse?

I bet Chloe wouldn't be seen dead in that combination of colours tbh

With corpse collecting having been one of EVE's most amazing features for so damned long, the "meat locker" idea just makes sense. Do it, CCP.

After all, aren't you guys making some sort of sick and twisted vampire game at some point in the future? I'll be disturbed if such a game isn't at least three times as twisted as some silly little meat locker.

I've been trying to think of something to do with my growing collection of corpsicles. The graveyard thing has been done before, and was contrary to my "lol you died" view of corpsicles. I like Seleene's idea of a viewing gallery, though, I've always thought corpses should be able to be re-used.

Slot 11 implant - secondary (partially frozen) brain. Benefits/side-effects vary.

Hoping for a bonus to armor rep? Nope. Multiple personality disorder. Negative four max targets.

An extra 5% speed would be nice, right? Nope. You got dementia. Modules activate at random.

10% range on your point would be pretty sweet? Nope. Agoraphobia. You can no longer leave the captains quarters.

Jokes aside, it would be nice to be able to display some of the cool stuff we've collected along the way, corpses included. I might load the captain's quarters from time to time to see some of those things.

What are we wearing when in our pods?

Nothing?

But we're all pink and fleshy after sudden decompression.

I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.

Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.

I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!

I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!

I know...but don't forget to take your friends out for a spacewalk. They need that cute "flash-frozen" look.

i have been watching alot of the walking dead show on AMC and was thinking it would be semi cool if you could reanimate chleo so she is semi functional in your captains quarters... like she can make you tea and make your bed and stuff...

i heard she can give rather good brains too...

Actually, in our relationship, I'm the one that gives good brains.

I'm not sure, but I think these forums have reached a new low.

You think this is bad, I caught a corp mate sitting outside station on one of our campaigns. He was waiting for people to pod jump and picking up their corpses. I politely declined to ask what he planned to do with them.

I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!

Necrophilia FTW !

I fully support frozen Real Dolls in our Captain's Quarters. Everyone should be free to love whomever they choose.

(Just don't take much time away from our spaceships to develop this, we can't collect new specimens unless those are working first and foremost!)

Loving Chloe means never having to say...well, anything really.

I laughed in real life, am I going to hell?

I'm often teased by the other CSM members by my interest in Incarna fashion and fringe user cases. I've always wanted a Corpse Trophy Room as an add on to my Captain's Quarters and one would assume that the dressing of corpses is something that CCP should consider should the idea ever become reality. Hence, this thread is relevant to my interests and as Chairman of the CSM I will take this user case to CCP and seek resolution.

I remember someone saying they wanted to make a throne out of their own corpses just to screw with other people's minds when they were doing deals in their office. I thought it was the best idea I've ever seen on the eve forums. a little bit lol I'm immortal, and a bit batshit insane, but just the perfect mixture of both for this universe :D

Necrophilia FTW !

I fully support frozen Real Dolls in our Captain's Quarters. Everyone should be free to love whomever they choose.

(Just don't take much time away from our spaceships to develop this, we can't collect new specimens unless those are working first and foremost!)

This thread is full of win. Disturbing, disturbing win.

EDIT: I'm surprised CCP Guard hasn't found this and commented yet.

I'm not sure I'm cool enough for this thread...

I'm not sure I'm cool enough for this thread...

It would be interesting if you could do something with the corpses. Some ideas:

Recover implants
Recover/gain skill point (or maybe reallocate SPs)
Recover clothes
Gain kill rights on individual when corpse is in cargo
trade in corpse to corporations for LPs (one they are negative standing with)
Actually have to trade in the corpse for the ransom.
Gain speed in locating their corp mates with locator agents (but maybe have a probability of the corpse falling apart)

You forgot "display their entrails like proud Klingon warriors" but I like your ideas

A few months ago, some random space freak used a locator agent to find me, brought a fleet 50 jumps out to blow up my ship, pod me, scoop my corpse . . .

. . . and leave. The rest of the people on the roam with me didn't get targeted at all. Just me.

It makes sense now.

I'm horribly disgusted-- and slightly turned on.

You're welcome.

I want a Sindel corpse

A few months ago, some random space freak used a locator agent to find me, brought a fleet 50 jumps out to blow up my ship, pod me, scoop my corpse . . .

. . . and leave. The rest of the people on the roam with me didn't get targeted at all. Just me.

It makes sense now.

I'm horribly disgusted-- and slightly turned on.

Maybe he/she just needed a fresh pair of legs?

And I think we're done here.

This thread is a shining example of the strength of the player - CSM - developer communication chain. Look at how many of us have posted here, and with little drama? How DARE you disrupt such a productive discussion!!

This thread is a shining example of the strength of the player - CSM - developer communication chain. Look at how many of us have posted here, and with little drama? How DARE you disrupt such a productive discussion!!

This thread is epic

that being said i always collect corpses? Didn't think it was considered odd to want to decorate them.

This thread is now about fashion advice for dressing up corpses...

During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

i wonder if there is a soundwave corpse somewhere

(...)
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!).(...).

I can see a new dating service emerge to unite happy couples, pilots and their beloved much cooler companions.

EVE-Harmony will be the perfect way for ladies such as Chloe to meet their dashing princes like Joelinux.

I now understand that out there in space floats my true one, who waits for me to rescue her from her loneliness in the blackness of space.

She will be like many other jewels in the heavens, but meant only for me, to spend our eternities together!

I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead?

I might name her Asuka, that has a good sound. Perhaps she has a name she would choose instead?

Choked on my espresso when I read that

Dear Diary,

Was out flying my rifter again today, when someone said in local," Hello my Asuka..."

I immediately had a premonition of podding, so I aligned my butt outta there, and fled screaming....

1. Am I the only person who thought of this video after reading this thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8

2. You sir are a freak. Drones are where its at. I like to play with my little group of Valkyries every night. Sometimes the exotic dancers I found when I blew up that brothel once join in... I'd avoid caldari drones though, they put the wh*re in hornet the nasty little things. Now if you will exuse me, I'm off to Victronic Secret to get some plate mail g-strings for my bloodthirsty babes to fight for me in.

I'm not sure, but I think these forums have reached a new low.

While we're at it.

Breath mints.

I am waiting for the proactive dating side to kick in....

Found a gal with a smile you want to see more of?

Send her a romantic bouquet of rifters, you just know she will understand your heart keeps her in that special place...

Include a note, saying you would love to see her modeling one... and take her to a nice quiet place with low security for privacy.

hey bro, no zombie, but nice face...

you know, the vacuum of space would look great on you, care for a walk by the outer hull?


WiS 2012!

Wouldn't that be "WoS 2012"?

shut up, it's a surprise

I am waiting for the proactive dating side to kick in....

Found a gal with a smile you want to see more of?

Send her a romantic bouquet of rifters, you just know she will understand your heart keeps her in that special place...

Include a note, saying you would love to see her modeling one... and take her to a nice quiet place with low security for privacy.

/me sings "don't fear the freezer..."

If they ever were to include a meat locker of sorts, and then a way to dress up your corpses, I would be appaled if I could not hang and rivet them on the outside of my ship, reaver style.

Other than that it is a swell idea.

I know! A permanent seat outside...like the maidenheads on the ships of old...

I mean, how cool would it be to have those hookers you accidentally flash-froze while jettisoning ammunition last week still chilling around your station quarters?

I hope this thread never dies, but if it does can we bring it home with us?

I have to ask though if CCP does bring out exotic dancer styled clothing will it just be for corpses or can i purchase them for my char as well??? And what about guys wearing them as well i can think of a few guys that I would be able to get drunk and convince them to dress there male chars up as exotic dancers...

You think this is bad, I caught a corp mate sitting outside station on one of our campaigns. He was waiting for people to pod jump and picking up their corpses. I politely declined to ask what he planned to do with them.

I appear to have discovered, due to this thread, that I have multiple personality disorder.

One part of me is utterly repulsed by what to any socially aware human would ordinarily be just plain wrong but the other part of me simply cannot stop laughing.

Wrong on so many levels that it's come round full circle and is, at last, right.

If anyone has the ability to scrub memory please let me know. I feel a serious need to have all that I've just read removed from my mind.

This has long been a point of contention in my personal relationships.When I find that I cannot dress my companions or bring them to my quarters,it often leads to being given the silent treatment because we just can't have a proper relationship with such limitations.After being given the cold shoulder for a time,we usually separate.Before they fall apart upon reaching this point my relationships have always been stable and affectionate to the point even my crew would see it.They would always leave as quickly as possible to leave the two of us alone.They would even act uncomfortable when they couldn't,such sensitive and considerate fellows.Please allow us to do these things with our companions,it makes life a sad affair for romantics like us when we can't treat them right.There's this girl I've been meaning to look up and go see for a while,but if we're always separated like this I wouldn't want to rekindle our relationship.Best to keep her in storage for now.

Reading this topic has made me somewhat hungry...

Reading this topic has made me somewhat hungry...

For some reason, whenever she is around, I have a hankering for monkey brains. Can't explain it.

It's one thing to look pretty but another thing to smell pretty ;O




Also my posting in this thread with this name should earn me bonus points ^_^

This thread is full of win.

But it concerns me... I think Eve Online is causing us to all lose our minds and fall in love with corpses...

Ah well, if I can attach corpses to my missiles I'll be an extremely happy Caldari pilot

Now that I CAN SUPPORT! and have it come up on the overview saying here's your friend BOB. while we're at it lets be able to mail a despised corporation or alliance a decapitated head!

JK

Oh dear...

Just imagine all the drama from this kind of feature.

help I can't breathe

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

It is a good thing that you're anonymous to us all.

As one of the few females around in the dark, I hope these courageous males do get what they seek.
I for one would be happy about a male around my quarters, whos not yelling and bossing all the time. Instead he would be patient and silently agreeing to all my shopping trips to the tiniest markethubs. And before you think I want a pimp, no, I really like the idea of him being hard for as long as I wish.

Where are you located? And where might we find you if we wanted to pod you? Chloe might want a female friend to do girly stuff with...

My companion is always very attentive. So I make him guard the door. He is so attentive he watched the whole time my relatives sneaked into my house to throw me a surprise birthday party. He even gave me that special smile when everyone else yelled, "Surprise!" He may seem cold, but I know he loves me.

I know...it's a comforting feeling knowing that whenever I am around Chloe, she can't seem to breath...she obviously loves me so much.

We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.

We are supposed to have ice cream for desert today at lunch and I just found this thread. Now I am not sure I want the ice cream.

Is this a bad time to bring up the fact that corpses don't flash freeze in space, but cold boil?

I feel disturbed yet awkwardly happy

best thread in months

we definately need a trophy room tho theres some null secers i really want frozen in carbonite in my room

So much win in this thread.


I too, have a frozen amigo. His name is Bill, and I've always felt he could use a snappy new jacket. But, alas, CCP has denied us the ability to buy nice things for our frozen friends.


/singletear

During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.

As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.

I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.

My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?

Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.

Then you realize it was your own corpse!

I can't wait until people can visit my gallery.

I just wish they'd allow in-station PVP so I can collect AND show off at the same time!

It puts the lotion in the bucket or it gets the hose

Just how cold do you keep your captain's quarters? I would imagine there would be issues with, um, thawing?

Whenever Chloe looks like she might be hot, I take her for a walk in space. My only regret is that I have to get dressed up in a spacesuit. I'm so jealous of Chloe, as she plays in the open vacuum of space. Well, maybe play is too much. Drift, I suppose, is more accurate.