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3rr0rc0d3
Dies Irae Veniendum Est
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Posted - 2013.06.21 16:26:00 -
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joelinux wrote:
The only thing that stands between you and true happiness is your pulselaser.
Fixed that for you, and for Chloe of course.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have date with a new companion somewhere in a lowsec system...
I make spacemusic.
www.minddivided.com |
Rowells
Unknown Soldiers
Unclaimed.
13
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Posted - 2013.06.21 16:30:00 -
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Oh god this post made it to the front again |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Against ALL Authorities
482
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Posted - 2013.06.25 17:31:00 -
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Rowells wrote:Oh god this post made it to the front again
This is because the universal truth is: we all want a deeper relationship with the people we've liberated from those horrible pods. It's only natural. |
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CCP Goliath
C C P
C C P Alliance
1564
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:40:00 -
[394] - Quote
This post brings a whole new meaning to the term thread necro.
CCP Goliath | QA Director | EVE Illuminati | @CCP_Goliath |
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Arrigo Glokta
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Posted - 2013.06.25 21:53:00 -
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Honestly, the imagination of some people amazes me! And amuses me!
Well done to you sir for accomplishing both of the above. |
Jeanne-Luise Argenau
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.06.25 22:11:00 -
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joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
that my friend is called necrophilia :P |
Illest Insurrectionist
Angelic Insurrection Corp
122
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Posted - 2013.06.25 22:39:00 -
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So ya, we need to be able to decorate with corpses. Dressing them up would help this so I support this request. |
Psychoactive Stimulant
TinklePee
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Posted - 2013.06.25 23:13:00 -
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+1
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Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
359
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Posted - 2013.06.25 23:34:00 -
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Why won't this thread just die already! (although, now that I think about it, that might make things worse... *Shudders*)
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Sometimes when I post, I look at my sig and wish that I'd follow my own god damned advice. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Paragon Blitz
481
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Posted - 2013.06.26 03:29:00 -
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Although most of the capsuleers I podkill end up as biomass, I keep a couple of really special corpses in Dodixie 9-20.
Updating buy and sell orders can get a bit lonely at times, and it is good to have company when doing it.
I'm particularly fond of the corpse that I found in a 5pc Crystal implant set, sitting on the lowsec side of a high-low gate, AFK in a well-fitted Slepnir. They get the embarrassing lossmail (2b ISK lost to a solo Vexor), I get a new... playmate.
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |
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Gideon Novorost
The Scope
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.06.30 08:59:00 -
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That is the best idea I have ever came across. |
Kyseth
Touring New Eden
21
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Posted - 2013.06.30 09:12:00 -
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This just proves that there are some things an API check won't find. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Paragon Blitz
488
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Posted - 2013.06.30 09:34:00 -
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I'm not sure if this thread leaves me more disturbed or aroused.
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |
Vitaliy Gasputin
Bullet Cluster
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Posted - 2013.06.30 09:39:00 -
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joelinux wrote:One of the best New Eden love stories ever told
I'm happy that you have found love in this cold and hostile universe :)
As for the topic I'm simply flabbergasted that this is not already a feature, and I simply love your idea to add more sexier costumes on the market since every fashionable person knows that covering your body is so last season.
I wish you and Chloe the best GÖÑ |
Chimpface Holocaust
Zarnfell
1
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Posted - 2013.06.30 13:50:00 -
[405] - Quote
C'mon guys stop necro-ing this thread already and let it rest in peace. |
supernova ranger
EVE University
Ivy League
31
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Posted - 2013.06.30 15:41:00 -
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Do corpses really die when the pod blows up? This thread hasn't so I'm wondering now... |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc
Ex Cinere Scriptor
1963
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Posted - 2013.06.30 20:32:00 -
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supernova ranger wrote:Do corpses really die when the pod blows up? This thread hasn't so I'm wondering now...
Not really, hot wiring them into being AI controlled love dolls is easy, since the implants for transfer are already implanted.
Just jump start them, reboot to local AI, and have fun.
Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata)
Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.07.01 06:08:00 -
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This is so beautiful. I finally feel like I have found home. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6805
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Posted - 2013.07.01 07:06:00 -
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Zalasastra wrote:another feature for eve - psychology tests upon account creation.
the one thing EVE needs the most.
if CCP ever wanted to get rid of stupid easily-trollable people, which they probably don't.
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
kram reklaw
Electro Monkey Ltd
0
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Posted - 2013.07.01 10:21:00 -
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I found a corpse the other day and put it in my hold. It was male though. Maybe I should have sold it to a lonely female?
Sure gets lonely sometimes. Wish it had been female. |
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Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc
Ex Cinere Scriptor
1963
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Posted - 2013.07.01 13:14:00 -
[411] - Quote
kram reklaw wrote:I found a corpse the other day and put it in my hold. It was male though. Maybe I should have sold it to a lonely female?
Sure gets lonely sometimes. Wish it had been female.
Check closer, I have reports that truly significant amounts of EVE pilots cross dress to avoid or gain attention.
Cloaking being on a ten minute manual cycle timer? (Author: Bree Okanata)
Fine. As long as there is a ten minute timer for being docked in a station. Also, you can't stop moving in the game. Just add in a way so every ten minutes you are randomly warped to the nearest other player. Keeps people from going AFK. |
Jezza McWaffle
The-Hole-Idea
Void-Legion
26
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Posted - 2013.07.01 13:42:00 -
[412] - Quote
Still a better love story than Twilight |
Sabriz Adoudel
Paragon Blitz
489
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Posted - 2013.07.01 23:04:00 -
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Nikk Narrel wrote:
Check closer, I have reports that truly significant amounts of EVE pilots cross dress to avoid or gain attention.
For as long as we live in a world where people underestimate women, I'll continue to play female characters in games where deception is useful.
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |
Arya Regnar
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
16
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Posted - 2013.07.02 22:11:00 -
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Chimpface Holocaust wrote:C'mon guys stop necro-ing this thread already and let it rest in peace.
But this thread is so...
...Necro
We can't resist. 
EvE-Mail me if you need anything.
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Carribean Queen
Vadimus Quarrier Works
The Big Dirty
20
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Posted - 2013.07.03 08:49:00 -
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CCP, you need to add this as a feature! We can dress our corpses up and have tea parties!
In my case, I have so many I could have a roman orgy, but I'd be the only live participant... |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
162
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Posted - 2013.07.03 09:17:00 -
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Hogarth Starbanger wrote:This is so beautiful. I finally feel like I have found home.
Holy ****! Your face! 
There's nothing a million chinese guys can't do cheaper. |
Kirimeena D'Zbrkesbris
Republic Military Tax Avoiders
190
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Posted - 2013.07.03 09:32:00 -
[417] - Quote
Debora Tsung wrote:Hogarth Starbanger wrote:This is so beautiful. I finally feel like I have found home. Holy ****! Your face!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwbjcGSqK1ryl0f3o1_500.gif
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Against ALL Authorities
503
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Posted - 2013.07.03 22:32:00 -
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Jeanne-Luise Argenau wrote:joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy. that my friend is called necrophilia :P
That's gross...Necrophilia is when you have a thing for dead people. Companions are just lacking a pulse. Or breath. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Against ALL Authorities
503
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Posted - 2013.07.03 22:33:00 -
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Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Although most of the capsuleers I podkill end up as biomass, I keep a couple of really special corpses in Dodixie 9-20.
Updating buy and sell orders can get a bit lonely at times, and it is good to have company when doing it.
I'm particularly fond of the corpse that I found in a 5pc Crystal implant set, sitting on the lowsec side of a high-low gate, AFK in a well-fitted Slepnir. They get the embarrassing lossmail (2b ISK lost to a solo Vexor), I get a new... playmate.
Awesome! As you know, I recently lost Chloe...maybe when I find another companion, we could double date! |
Quake590
The Leauge Of Surprisingly Well Dressed Men
Rainbow Dash Friends
10
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Posted - 2013.07.05 04:17:00 -
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I love my companions and they love me, although they really do get lonely in their poor little station container. I would kill to get a "companion" gallery (I think my collection attests to that) and there are indeed a special few in my collection who really would look nice impaled onto the front of my thrasher.
While I'm at it, give me my corpse implant salvaging god damnit, all of those HG snake sets going to waste. Q_Q |
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