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Cade Windstalker
Donohue Enterprises Ad-Astra
55
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Posted - 2013.08.30 06:48:00 -
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CCP Punkturis wrote:over a year later this post still makes me so happy!
I'll be honest, it makes me disturbed on several levels but reading through the dev responses made me laugh so hard it hurt so it balances out xD |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
536
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Posted - 2013.09.13 21:07:00 -
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You'd think so, but you'd be wrong. I'm 'merican. I just joined ANZAC because they were the least *ssh*l*sh group that I could find in 0.0. Without going to the "Golly Gosh Gee" type people who cry every time someone gets podded.
I do like that you thought I was a lot deeper than I am. Kinda like when my English teachers tried to find deeper meaning in the dirty jokes that Shakespeare put in his plays. :)
So I am seriously thinking of finding out if there is sufficient groundswell for me to come to fanfest and recite poems on the need to be able to cloth "companions". Who would be with me on this? :) |
Teckos Pech
The Executives Executive Outcomes
1036
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Posted - 2013.09.23 22:26:00 -
[453] - Quote
I think this needs a sticky just for the sheer awesomeness of the OP and thread.
No posts for 10 days? Bump too. Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence So Local Chat vanished, now what? |
Cptn Bagel
Strategic Fighters Association
3
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Posted - 2013.09.24 01:08:00 -
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*reads thread* *slowly backs away from computer* *washes hands for good measure* *Goes to bed* *Can't sleep* *Never sleeps again* |
Sabriz Adoudel
Oppan Ganknam Style
849
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Posted - 2013.09.24 02:11:00 -
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Cptn Bagel wrote:*reads thread* *slowly backs away from computer* *washes hands for good measure* *Goes to bed* *Can't sleep* *Never sleeps again*
You get too attached to people, methinks. Miner euthanization expert. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. |
Jezza McWaffle
TriFlexure Void-Legion
60
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Posted - 2013.09.24 21:27:00 -
[456] - Quote
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Cptn Bagel wrote:*reads thread* *slowly backs away from computer* *washes hands for good measure* *Goes to bed* *Can't sleep* *Never sleeps again* You get too attached to people, methinks.
I love being attached into people |
Teckos Pech
The Executives Executive Outcomes
1055
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Posted - 2013.09.24 22:12:00 -
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Cptn Bagel wrote:*reads thread* *slowly backs away from computer* *washes hands for good measure* *Goes to bed* *Can't sleep* *Never sleeps again*
Ahhh my bump did something good in the world.
You know you'll be back to look at the OP. Everyone comes back and reads it again. Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence So Local Chat vanished, now what? |
Varactyl Charante
Ceiling Roof
14
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Posted - 2013.09.24 23:08:00 -
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I am a player with similar issues. My most often used ship is a Slasher( named Hearse) and I frequently fly corpse runs around Jita and the surrounding area. I would like to play dress up and have tea parties with the often 50+ corpses that I have in my Station Container (labeled Coffin). I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
540
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Posted - 2013.10.01 16:03:00 -
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Varactyl Charante wrote:I am a player with similar issues. My most often used ship is a Slasher( named Hearse) and I frequently fly corpse runs around Jita and the surrounding area. I would like to play dress up and have tea parties with the often 50+ corpses that I have in my Station Container (labeled Coffin).
Corpses? Ewww..."Companions"
And I like having tea parties. Although frequently, I find I am left drinking all the tea. My companions don't seem to like my brew for some reason. They keep staring at me when I ask if they want some, until I sheepishly pour one just for me. |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
151
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Posted - 2013.10.01 18:21:00 -
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With new corpse graphics shall come new items!
[X]'s severed head
"This is a head of [X] a (insert: notorious pirate/wannabe bounty hunter/hated fleet commander/loveable fleet singer/adorable newbie/last moron who didn't get off my lawn) who died tragically due to (bullet/plasma/missile/laser/spacebee) overdose."
- Can be contracted or auctioned - Can be used with pirate-themed decorations, available at your local pirate store! (for that little "arrr" even the softest carebear has in himself)
True Sansha "Sweet Dreams" decorative spike:
A large spike to mount a head on. Comes with a magnetic clamp to put anywhere in your home station. Can be programmed to emit ominous humming noise or to periodically open the head's mouth and scream - for that extra something when a party has a slow start!
Shadow Serpentis "Joker" headmount
A nice decoration with practical use! Your guests will be amazed upon discovering that this mount, attachable to any surface and easily concealable as a part of the head itself, turns it into a disco ball! No party will ever be the same without its spinning eye-beam goodness!
(Can be programmed to sing up to 5 songs. It is not supposed to talk or give life advice - if it does, consult whatever space-drugs you've been taking and stop. You're way too high already.)
Dread Guristas "Hamlet" decorative flowerpot
You know what's better than enjoying tending to your bonsai tree after a hard day of scheming, plotting and destruction? It's tending to a bonsai tree that grows out of someone's head. This thing will make anyone's doubts in your sophisticated cruelty go away and provide a beautiful addition to your garden - in addition to be portable enough to have it on a space station!
Blood Raider "Nosferatu" decorative tank
...okay, we seriously don't want to know anything about what you're about to do with that blood. But hey, if you feel like storing some of it for later and showing off to fellow Sani Sabik friends - we can turn this head into a tank. It even has a little light to make it all glow!
Domination "Voodoo" Shrunken Head fixture
Shrinking technologies of the future are here! With our new Shrink-o-matic 3 billion* (tm) we can shrink your claimed head to any size you wish! Fuzzy dice not your style? Wind chimes too mainstream? Try a shrunken head instead! It's bound to get some heads to turn. Can be programmed to cackle maniacally over fixed or random period of time, and with our limited special offer to capsule pilots - be equipped with motion sensors and say "boo!" to every passing person!
*Unavailable for sale in Amarr Empire due to religion issues with desacrating a corpse. Shrink-o-matic is not responsible for sudden appearance of ghosts, phantasms, vengeful spirits or voodoo shamans with a vendetta. Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet?
Covert pilots unite! Safer working conditions, less accidental limb loss due to unfortunate Cyno accidents! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=258986 |
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Cockaigne
Kraken Exploration and Janitorial Services
2
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Posted - 2013.10.02 01:22:00 -
[461] - Quote
Best forum post to come out of Anzac Alliance in years,,, |
Ogopogo Mu
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
108
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Posted - 2013.10.02 01:43:00 -
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Sadly I believe food on ships comes from dispensers, thus no kitchen, thus nowhere for your female companion to feel "at home." |
Rendiff
Funk Soul Brothers High Rollers
29
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Posted - 2013.10.02 02:42:00 -
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I've never seen this many devs post in one thread before. Also they should totally add a corpse locker to the game. |
teedeepee
Amarrian Special Activities Division
0
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Posted - 2013.10.02 05:33:00 -
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Ah, Captain's Quarters, the place to sit down, kick back, and crack open a cold one. |
Sushi Nardieu
0utbreak Outbreak.
159
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Posted - 2013.10.02 08:38:00 -
[465] - Quote
Stifling my laughter in a library . Hurts . Stop. The Guns of Knowledge-á |
Khellan Charante
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.10.02 08:42:00 -
[466] - Quote
My God
I would pay obscene amounts of money to be able to display the corpses fo my dead foes. This has to be the best thread I've read.... possibly ever. I seriously cannot stop laughing. |
Renslip Darkdraught
Fweddit I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
66
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Posted - 2013.10.02 10:54:00 -
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+1 fpr corpse dressing. I will gladly spend my ISK dressing up Susan Black's spy alt corpse in Amarr clothes. That corpse will be closer to God than she will ever get!
edit: Walking dead in stations? Drunk tank, best tank. |
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
637
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Posted - 2013.10.02 11:09:00 -
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teedeepee wrote:Ah, Captain's Quarters, the place to sit down, kick back, and crack open a cold one.
A cold what, exactly? You aren't one of those Hannibal Lector types, are you? |
Sabriz Adoudel
Compulsory Euthanasia
887
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Posted - 2013.10.02 11:19:00 -
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Alvatore DiMarco wrote:teedeepee wrote:Ah, Captain's Quarters, the place to sit down, kick back, and crack open a cold one. A cold what, exactly? You aren't one of those Hannibal Lector types, are you?
Mother always told me to try many things... Miner euthanization expert. An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. |
MissyDark
Carsultyal
11
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Posted - 2013.10.02 12:18:00 -
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joelinux wrote: My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
I support corpse-dressing being added to eve. Also, I'd like to move my extensive corpse collection into my captain's quarters. While we are on that topic, I would need a much larger quarters. My corpse collection is quite extensive. I could also use some furniture. Can't have the corpses just lay around the floor - that would be disrespectful. |
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MissyDark
Carsultyal
11
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Posted - 2013.10.02 12:21:00 -
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CCP Explorer wrote:Seleene wrote:CCP Soundwave wrote:i dont even Stop trying to pretend this isn't in the backlog!! Backlog search for this feature comes up empty; we'll have to discuss this request in detail...
This guy is on the level. The corpse'o'lution expansion is coming. It is as good as done! |
Bob FromMarketing
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
52
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Posted - 2013.10.02 16:01:00 -
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joelinux wrote:During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
I took a supercap from your corp. I now see how that was so effortlessly possible. |
Ju0ZaS
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
26
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Posted - 2013.10.02 17:21:00 -
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EVE Online: Playing with corpses
Can we haz, CCP?
We could dress them up like dolls, use them as crash dummies, roast them behind our ship engines and ****. Would be super kewl. Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp? |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
2118
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Posted - 2013.10.02 22:32:00 -
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Zalasastra wrote:dressing corpses - creepiest feature idea ever. CCP calls it World of Darkness. |
joelinux
ANZAC ALLIANCE Against ALL Authorities
597
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Posted - 2013.10.11 18:01:00 -
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Ju0ZaS wrote:EVE Online: Playing with corpses
Can we haz, CCP?
We could dress them up like dolls, use them as crash dummies, roast them behind our ship engines and ****. Would be super kewl.
That certainly is a different way to try to heat up the companions. I use Barry White and massage oil myself.... |
KanashiiKami
105
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:40:00 -
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1) first CCP needs to install a new skill set. Science --> corpse reanimation skill 2) each re-animated corpse become your Minion (like a satellite account). CCP needs to create a minion PLEX, insert minion PLEX to use a Minion. 3) now you can play barbie on your minion, as the minion follows you around like a zombie (station view turned on). each re-animation skill allows you to have control over 1 minion. minions follow you in space in their own pods (CCP be prepared to allow players to color up these "eggs", just like a MMORPG pet collection!)
4) Minion's ability extension, at level 5 re-animation skill, you can train MINION DRONE skill, your Minion can then pilot any tier frigate class ship (which you have skilled up) and can be commanded by you like a DRONE. at level 5 MINION DRONE skill, you can CONTROL 5 MINION DRONES. your UI now have a scroll function which selects yourself and each of the 5 minions ship modules. scrolling over to another UI set carries a CD of 10 seconds penalty.
5) then CCP MUST be prepared to enable dress ups like YOKO LITTNER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurren_Lagann) (http://www.animewallpaperhi.com/thumbnails/detail/20120704/cosplay%20tengen%20toppa%20gurren%20lagann%20yoko%20littner%20yoko%204288x2848%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_10.jpg)
or any other crazy anime pin up dress set
... however, all this will no longer make EVE very EVE like. but thereafter ... more anime freaks.
(however, if you are a stealth bomber pilot ... ... ... ... O M G! )
tell me that you all love my suggestion :D WUT ??? |
Nikk Narrel
Infinite Improbability Inc Ex Cinere Scriptor
3000
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Posted - 2013.10.11 19:43:00 -
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KanashiiKami wrote:1) first CCP needs to install a new skill set. Science --> corpse reanimation skill 2) each re-animated corpse become your Minion (like a satellite account). CCP needs to create a minion PLEX, insert minion PLEX to use a Minion. 3) now you can play barbie on your minion, as the minion follows you around like a zombie (station view turned on). each re-animation skill allows you to have control over 1 minion. minions follow you in space in their own pods (CCP be prepared to allow players to color up these "eggs", just like a MMORPG pet collection!)
4) Minion's ability extension, at level 5 re-animation skill, you can train MINION DRONE skill, your Minion can then pilot any tier frigate class ship (which you have skilled up) and can be commanded by you like a DRONE. at level 5 MINION DRONE skill, you can CONTROL 5 MINION DRONES. your UI now have a scroll function which selects yourself and each of the 5 minions ship modules. scrolling over to another UI set carries a CD of 10 seconds penalty.
5) then CCP MUST be prepared to enable dress ups like YOKO LITTNER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurren_Lagann) (http://www.animewallpaperhi.com/thumbnails/detail/20120704/cosplay%20tengen%20toppa%20gurren%20lagann%20yoko%20littner%20yoko%204288x2848%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_10.jpg)
or any other crazy anime pin up dress set
... however, all this will no longer make EVE very EVE like. but thereafter ... more anime freaks.
(however, if you are a stealth bomber pilot ... ... ... ... O M G! ) Limit this to walking in station, not space. Flying internet spaceships is not for meat puppets. Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence So Local Chat vanished, now what? |
cyndrogen
The Greatest Corp in the Universe
217
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Posted - 2013.10.15 08:12:00 -
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Well now that we're discussing necro fashion, why limit our options to only male/male, female/female combinations?
Should we not be allowed to dress up our dead friends in ANY sort of garment?
We should be able to cross dress our favorite kills, to further humiliate them and take pictures which can be jettisoned into space.
I would also suggest we should be allowed to POSE the corpse to position them JUST right. |
Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1397
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Posted - 2013.10.15 09:29:00 -
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why is this thread a thing?
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
526
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Posted - 2013.10.15 09:40:00 -
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Yummy Chocolate wrote:why is this thread a thing?
How could it not be?
Why I believe everyone wants a companion, trusty not rusty, loyal to a fault, never saying unneeded words or asking unwanted questions.
A companion to dance with, play pranks on others and sing happy songs along the way.
A companion to... well, acompany you through the lonely dark vastness that is space, to share memories of past glories and dreams of a brighter future.
Who wouldn't want that? Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
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