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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
16
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:44:00 -
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Well now that I have set myself up as a goon target for who knows how long, I might as well share some knowledge with my fellow miners. This post is by no means a definitive guide, I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight:
Mackinaws are made of paper. I don't care how you plan to tank one, they can be taken down rather easily. If a Brutix won't work, they will simply bring some friends, or a smart-bombing battleship. Therefore your idea should not be to build yourself a mackinaw tank and "ride it out" as this approach is doomed to failure. To survive this you need to change your tactics on a fundamental level.
If you can afford a Hulk or have a Hulk somewhere, fly a Hulk. Hulks can be tanked more easily with less skill and far more EHP and still remain a viable mining ship. Yes you will lose revenue since the Mackinaw pulls in 4 blocks per cycle vs the Hulk's 3 blocks - but would you rather have 75% of your ice, or have to buy a new ship?
However even if you fly a Hulk, do not get complacent. They are easily popped by disco (smart-bomb equipped) battleships or even someone with lots of skills/implants in a pimped out T2 battlecruiser.
Now to understand the adversary and his tactics: Goonswarm Federation is the 2nd largest alliance in EVE with close to 7,000 players and who knows how many neutral alts. Therefore expect them to launch organized, coordinated assaults involving several players. They have eyes in pretty much every system that matters and are constantly reporting intel back about how many miners are located where. Therefore if you are out mining it's only a matter of minutes before Goonswarm has reported you as a potential target.
This is what will happen if you're lucky: Some neutral that you've probably never seen before will show up at your belt most likely in a rookie ship or a shuttle. They'll hang around 100km or so from you or move in closer if they want to scan you to see how easy a target you'll make. Then they will warp off. A few minutes later you will see the same or a different neutral ship warp right next to your mining ship. This means the suicide-bombing ship is inbound. If you have repping support, you had better hope your repper is awake. If you are alone you should have warped the minute the neutral showed up under 3000 meters from you otherwise you are dead.
If you are not lucky, all of the above will happen with cloaky ships and your only warning (besides seeing strange people in local) is when the suicide ganker shows up at your belt. Even then it's possible to survive if your remote repper is awake - it takes a few seconds after warping to be able to lock someone up.
Usually the goons have been operating in groups of 2 or 3. A suicide bomber, a spotter and a hauler. Sometimes the hauler can double as the spotter. If you see strange industrial/transport ships show up at your belt be aware that his intent is to haul away your stuff from your wreck.
These have been their tactics so far, now let's talk about dealing with them. Buffing is good, but it's not enough. The groups that are having the most success are organizing with remote repping ships. From my personal experience just two large shield transporters are enough to protect an untanked Mackinaw from a single well-armed Brutix. The repping ship should have the miner(s) locked at all times and should be watching local and the belt for unusual/suspicious activity. Remember that a single Brutix can only engage one mining ship and hope to kill it before it gets popped by Concord. Therefore the remote repper should focus all his repping on the ship that's currently being attacked. It is quite possible, Goonswarm being the size that it is, that more than one suicide ship will show up at the same time. In which case if there is a single repper he must choose who to save. Trying to rep everyone at the same time will result in everyone being killed. Better to save one person than none at all.
Another thing I like to do, to complement the remote repping, is having a ship with neuts fitted. My choice is the Dominix because it can fit and run 6 neuts for a long time and still provide enough tank to take a hell of a beating. Neutralizers are useful for the following reason:
A suicide ganker is racing against time. He knows full well that his ship is doomed to be destroyed by concord, therefore the idea is to maximize the damage done in as little time as possible. By neutralizing his cap, you are taking away the ability to fire those very last salvos before concord shows up and kills him. This can easily turn a successful suicide gank run into a miserable failure. Neuts offer another advantage as well which I will discuss in a moment. Obviously trying to fit one ship with both reppers and neuts will end up with you floating around out of cap while your proteg+¬ is destroyed. Choose or the other, or better yet organize with someone else and divide the reponsibilities.
Another ship that can help (but has severe limitations) is a jamming ship like a blackbird, Falcon or Rook. Once the goonie attacks he sets the global criminal flag and turns red to everyone, which means he can be dealt with without problems. A jamming ship, when successful, will shut down his guns and stop the attack cold. However it is chance based and just might not work. Do not rely on ECM ships alone to protect you!
The other thing I wanted to mention is this - Goonswarm is made of human pilots not a scripted AI, so even as we speak they are switching tactics as we miners get organized into fleets. Therefore let's discuss this. Since Goonswarm is made up of nullbears with extremely deep pockets, for now they can afford all sorts of ships for suicide ganking. This includes disco (smart bomb) battleships.
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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
16
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:45:00 -
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The trick with smart-bombing battleships is lining up your attack properly to affect as many ships as possible with the attack, since smart bombs have a limited range (usually 5000m on either side of the bomber unless they use very expensive faction stuff). Therefore expect to see someone taking their time setting up bookmarks properly before an attack. The reppers should in no way be parked right next to the ship they are defending, otherwise they will just be killed as well.
I have heard of people trying to use ECM on smart-bomb ships. I mean seriously. Smart bombs do not need to be locked, therefore this approach is doomed to failure and will only make your opponent laugh. Neuts, on the other hand, will seriously affect even a smart-bombing battleship. Smart bombs eat cap alive, and taking away that cap with neuts will result in the battleship not being able to cycle enough times to kill that mackinaw. Yes he'll be taken down to hull unless seriously remote repped at the same time - there is no way to stop that. But he will still be alive because the battleship was counting on that very last cycle to pop it. So this is my other argument in favor of neuts - they will help reduce the damage taken from both direct attacks with blasters and other turrets, and they will cut the number of cycles available to a smart bombing enemy.
Another new tactic I have seen adopted last night is bumping. The goons will get a bunch of MWD cruisers and start breaking up fleets of miners/reppers by bumping into them. This is pretty lame as it is just taking advantage of EVE's (lack of a) physics engine. It's hard to set up a suicide attack against a mining vessel that is moving at 1200m/s since not even they know where you will end up. However you need to be aware if your escorts get bumped out of range that you are now vulnerable. In a way this tactic can be effective not through kills but through denying you the ability to mine. I'm not sure how to counter it.
Now remember the goons are not stupid, and there is always a way to kill something anywhere in EVE. There's not much to be done about a swarm of destroyers or a bunch of snipers setting up outside of neut range. But these tactics require a lot of effort and co-ordination from the opponent and you're not likely to see them often. Situational awareness is the key. Don't mine alone - organize into groups. Discuss and divide up the repping/cap neutralizing responsibilities. Have a contingency plan if your escorts start getting bumped. Don't be hypnotized by the roids - this is an ongoing campaign and you will be attacked at any time so pay attention to who is showing up in your system and your belt. Use a tanked hulk if you have one to make yourself less of a target - remember that they are going for the easy kills and the low hanging fruit. Better to pick on that lone mackinaw than those 3 hulks being watched over by 2 battleships and 3 Ospreys. Yeah Ospreys - look at the bonus: 500% to remote shield repping range. Almost anyone can fly an Osprey, you don't need basilisks to be watching over mining fleets. Same with Exequrors and remote armor repair, 500% bonus range. Use them.
While we won't stop the attacks, we can slow them down. They have a goal - to manipulate the oxygen isotope price and "apparently" crash the entire EVE economy. If they concentrated their entire alliance on wiping out empire miners, they probably have the numbers to do it. However it would cost them a lot of null sec territory. Therefore at one point they are going to have to choose. The more we survive their attacks, the sooner they will get bored and move on.
Oh, and don't forget to loot the wrecks of failed suicide attempts.
Happy mining!
3RCRP |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
117
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:46:00 -
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this guy actually survives by not mining |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
117
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:47:00 -
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which is good, it's by far the best way to survive
if you leave gallente space you will probably live |

Cozmik R5
Dock 94
27
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:54:00 -
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Gotta love goons :) Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
39
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:06:00 -
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Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped.
If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second.
Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
117
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:08:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining.
this man is lying goons never use alpha
continue putting ten repping ships on your untanked mack |

Kryss Darkdust
Darkdust Industries Empire
10
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:14:00 -
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Just out of curiousity, if the Goons are telling you who they are attacking, how they are attacking and where they are attacking... why would anyone need any more information to avoid getting ganked by them? They have put their entire hand on the table and people are actually still getting ganked?
Seriously anyone getting ganked in a Mack at this point deserves it. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
120
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:18:00 -
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you don't understand I need to continue mining ice at something hilariously low like 5m/hour while goons try to blow up my 200m isk ship because this is a really wise economic decision |

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
11
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:20:00 -
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8x T2 smartbombs w/ 5x T2 medium drones pack neither the alpha nor the DPS to drop Hulks. They do about 60% the DPS of a T1-fit Brutix and a quarter of an Alphapest's alpha. MAYBE if you get really lucky and CONCORD takes forever and a half to arrive you might kill something with the smartbomb setup.
Of course if you're in a gang it can work. A gang of Velators could kill a Hulk if they wanted to. |
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Dramaticus
Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:21:00 -
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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
120
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:24:00 -
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Dirk Magnum wrote:8x T2 smartbombs w/ 5x T2 medium drones pack neither the alpha nor the DPS to drop Hulks. They do about 60% the DPS of a T1-fit Brutix and a quarter of an Alphapest's alpha. MAYBE if you get really lucky and CONCORD takes forever and a half to arrive you might kill something with the smartbomb setup.
Of course if you're in a gang it can work. A gang of Velators could kill a Hulk if they wanted to.
if I were a thread reader I would definitely take the advice of someone who thought you could use drones and smartbombs at the same time |

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
11
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:32:00 -
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For a suicide gank you can drop the drones while the smartbombs are cycling. You should get two volleys out of them. No, it's not a good idea, but it adds to the overall DPS briefly. My main point was that a smartbombing battleship is not good against Hulks, even with maximum applicable damage (drone volleys.) |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
17
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:36:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining.
You must have missed this part:
"Now remember the goons are not stupid, and there is always a way to kill something anywhere in EVE. There's not much to be done about a swarm of destroyers or a bunch of snipers setting up outside of neut range. But these tactics require a lot of effort and co-ordination from the opponent and you're not likely to see them often."
I know you can have candy. But you're going to have to work a little harder to get it. A ship that can alpha a Mack from range is a bit more expensive than a Brutix with T1 blasters. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:37:00 -
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i think it's hilarious you put all that effort into thinking about how to use t2 drones instead of thinking of the first thing every bomber goon thinks when they see a hulk "oh, better bring two bombers" |

Written Word
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
16
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:37:00 -
[16] - Quote
If you are smrt enough to type this all up, why do you even bother mining? |

BBJ Shepard
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
82
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:41:00 -
[17] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Well now that I have set myself up as a goon target for who knows how long, I might as well share some knowledge with my fellow miners. This post is by no means a definitive guide, I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight:
Mackinaws are made of paper. I don't care how you plan to tank one, they can be taken down rather easily. If a Brutix won't work, they will simply bring some friends, or a smart-bombing battleship. Therefore your idea should not be to build yourself a mackinaw tank and "ride it out" as this approach is doomed to failure. To survive this you need to change your tactics on a fundamental level.
If you can afford a Hulk or have a Hulk somewhere, fly a Hulk. Hulks can be tanked more easily with less skill and far more EHP and still remain a viable mining ship. Yes you will lose revenue since the Mackinaw pulls in 4 blocks per cycle vs the Hulk's 3 blocks - but would you rather have 75% of your ice, or have to buy a new ship?
However even if you fly a Hulk, do not get complacent. They are easily popped by disco (smart-bomb equipped) battleships or even someone with lots of skills/implants in a pimped out T2 battlecruiser.
Now to understand the adversary and his tactics: Goonswarm Federation is the 2nd largest alliance in EVE with close to 7,000 players and who knows how many neutral alts. Therefore expect them to launch organized, coordinated assaults involving several players. They have eyes in pretty much every system that matters and are constantly reporting intel back about how many miners are located where. Therefore if you are out mining it's only a matter of minutes before Goonswarm has reported you as a potential target.
This is what will happen if you're lucky: Some neutral that you've probably never seen before will show up at your belt most likely in a rookie ship or a shuttle. They'll hang around 100km or so from you or move in closer if they want to scan you to see how easy a target you'll make. Then they will warp off. A few minutes later you will see the same or a different neutral ship warp right next to your mining ship. This means the suicide-bombing ship is inbound. If you have repping support, you had better hope your repper is awake. If you are alone you should have warped the minute the neutral showed up under 3000 meters from you otherwise you are dead.
If you are not lucky, all of the above will happen with cloaky ships and your only warning (besides seeing strange people in local) is when the suicide ganker shows up at your belt. Even then it's possible to survive if your remote repper is awake - it takes a few seconds after warping to be able to lock someone up.
Usually the goons have been operating in groups of 2 or 3. A suicide bomber, a spotter and a hauler. Sometimes the hauler can double as the spotter. If you see strange industrial/transport ships show up at your belt be aware that his intent is to haul away your stuff from your wreck.
These have been their tactics so far, now let's talk about dealing with them. Buffing is good, but it's not enough. The groups that are having the most success are organizing with remote repping ships. From my personal experience just two large shield transporters are enough to protect an untanked Mackinaw from a single well-armed Brutix. The repping ship should have the miner(s) locked at all times and should be watching local and the belt for unusual/suspicious activity. Remember that a single Brutix can only engage one mining ship and hope to kill it before it gets popped by Concord. Therefore the remote repper should focus all his repping on the ship that's currently being attacked. It is quite possible, Goonswarm being the size that it is, that more than one suicide ship will show up at the same time. In which case if there is a single repper he must choose who to save. Trying to rep everyone at the same time will result in everyone being killed. Better to save one person than none at all.
Another thing I like to do, to complement the remote repping, is having a ship with neuts fitted. My choice is the Dominix because it can fit and run 6 neuts for a long time and still provide enough tank to take a hell of a beating. Neutralizers are useful for the following reason:
A suicide ganker is racing against time. He knows full well that his ship is doomed to be destroyed by concord, therefore the idea is to maximize the damage done in as little time as possible. By neutralizing his cap, you are taking away the ability to fire those very last salvos before concord shows up and kills him. This can easily turn a successful suicide gank run into a miserable failure. Neuts offer another advantage as well which I will discuss in a moment. Obviously trying to fit one ship with both reppers and neuts will end up with you floating around out of cap while your proteg+¬ is destroyed. Choose or the other, or better yet organize with someone else and divide the reponsibilities.
Another ship that can help (but has severe limitations) is a jamming ship like a blackbird, Falcon or Rook. Once the goonie attacks he sets the global criminal flag and turns red to everyone, which means he can be dealt with without problems. A jamming ship, when successful, will shut down his guns and stop the attack cold. However it is chance based and just might not work. Do not rely on ECM ships alone to protect you!
The other thing I wanted to mention is this - Goonswarm is made of human pilots not a scripted AI, so even as we speak they are switching tactics as we miners get organized into fleets. Therefore let's discuss this. Since Goonswarm is made up of nullbears with extremely deep pockets, for now they can afford all sorts of ships for suicide ganking. This includes disco (smart bomb) battleships.
h hi |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
17
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:45:00 -
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Written Word wrote:If you are smrt enough to type this all up, why do you even bother mining?
Because high sec miners are not all bots and a lot of them are clueless newbs who don't really deserve what you are handing out to them. It's pretty sad listening in on the goon intel channel and hearing orgasmic exclamations about how they killed a retriever or covetor. Yeah, what a rush.
But organizing a resistance, hmm, ok that sounds like fun. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:46:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Written Word wrote:If you are smrt enough to type this all up, why do you even bother mining? Because high sec miners are not all bots and a lot of them are clueless newbs who don't really deserve what you are handing out to them. It's pretty sad listening in on the goon intel channel and hearing orgasmic exclamations about how they killed a retriever or covetor. Yeah, what a rush. But organizing a resistance, hmm, ok that sounds like fun.
the ones killing retrievers and covetors are mostly our newbies :3:
our newbies are way better than your newbies :3: |

Cozmik R5
Dock 94
27
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:50:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:
Because high sec miners are not all bots and a lot of them are clueless newbs who don't really deserve what you are handing out to them.
Wow. Welcome to EVE. If noobs don't know they can die even in Hi-sec then someone needs to teach 'em.
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |
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Indeterminacy
THORN Syndicate BricK sQuAD.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:52:00 -
[21] - Quote
Don't just "survive" the goons, fight back, ***** on some killmails and thwart their nefarious plot. Put a couple fast locking ranged ships in the belt with you and one of two things will happen.
- they won't try to gank you. - you will minimize the losses you would otherwise suffered by attacking the goon assailant(s) even before concord thus killing them faster.
Also, I suggest setting the following red (at an alliance, corp, or personal level):
goons, test, and any noobship pilots you see in your belts, scoutin your ships, while any goons/test are in system. also, check the goonfleet killboard for kills and grab non-goon/test pilot names from it and set them red.
PS: the combat ships you put in the belt should be near point range of your bai....er, miners, and probably not a close range ship in case goons decide to set you up the bomb. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:55:00 -
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ahahahahahaha
nobody is ever scared away by combat ships in the belt we think those are a hoot |

Ejit
STD contractors
5
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:55:00 -
[23] - Quote
I've only got two brain cells left. They both hate each other and one's a recovering alcoholic.
Do you have any idea how much effort it was to read all that, when you could have simply said, "have logi support when mining"
But otherwise an informative read. Though I'd have to disagree with the ECM support against gankers. I feel with the majority of ganks taking less than 10 seconds, the chances of a Falcon/Blackbird pilot getting a lock and an active jam cycle on in time to save a miner are minuscule to none. |

Indeterminacy
THORN Syndicate BricK sQuAD.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:05:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:ahahahahahaha
nobody is ever scared away by combat ships in the belt we think those are a hoot
Really? Then why did the thorax and ruppy run last night? |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:07:00 -
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Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:ahahahahahaha
nobody is ever scared away by combat ships in the belt we think those are a hoot Really? Then why did the thorax and ruppy run last night?
ruppy are you a toddler who hasn't learned to talk yet what the christ is wrong with you pubbies |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:07:00 -
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i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers |

Indeterminacy
THORN Syndicate BricK sQuAD.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:11:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers
There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels... |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
39
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:11:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:I know you can have candy. But you're going to have to work a little harder to get it. A ship that can alpha a Mack from range is a bit more expensive than a Brutix with T1 blasters, both in terms of the ship/equipment and the skill on the character to fly it.
When you factor in actual loss (insurance FTW) no, not really at all.
Your post is ********.
You know the following things:
a) Some people want to kill your ship b) There is always a way they can achieve this
Your only logical next step is to stop mining. Everything else is stupid. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Dramaticus
Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:14:00 -
[29] - Quote
We've got months and months worth of isk from taxing all those botters plus what the DRF paid us to let the NC fall and you think we're concerned about cost. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:14:00 -
[30] - Quote
Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels...
this is forum war, your baby words have no place here
and macks can be tanked + linked so they resist a cruiser gank they probably scanned them because, you know, the rookie ship could see you |
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Machete Visor
Shafts Pier Investment Trust Bond
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:44:00 -
[31] - Quote
the real question is, how high does the price of isotopes have to go before it is worth you mining in a battleship instead of a miner?
how much can you mine in a domi?
that might change the dynamics of suicide ganks eh? |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
17
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:53:00 -
[32] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: When you factor in actual loss (insurance FTW) no, not really at all.
...
Your only logical next step is to stop mining. Everything else is stupid.
No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit. No "10 hour heroes" are going to be doing alphas with artillery tempests. So either you get your real combat pilots here for a gank-fest (but if they're here, they're not THERE defending your null space) and have them take sec status hits, or continue with rookie alts in relatively easy to skill for cruisers.
But null space needs empire space to survive, after a fashion. If all your real pilots start taking sec hits, it's not going to work. So there is a real limit despite what you'd like me to think, and that limit is not money or ships.
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:54:00 -
[33] - Quote
Machete Visor wrote:the real question is, how high does the price of isotopes have to go before it is worth you mining in a battleship instead of a miner?
how much can you mine in a domi?
that might change the dynamics of suicide ganks eh?
i would laugh so ******* hard if I saw people ice mining in a dominix
even at hideously insane ice prices thats still making literally pennies an hour |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:55:00 -
[34] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: When you factor in actual loss (insurance FTW) no, not really at all.
...
Your only logical next step is to stop mining. Everything else is stupid.
No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit. No "10 hour heroes" are going to be doing alphas with artillery tempests. So either you get your real combat pilots here for a gank-fest (but if they're here, they're not THERE defending your null space) and have them take sec status hits, or continue with rookie alts in relatively easy to skill for cruisers. But null space needs empire space to survive, after a fashion. If all your real pilots start taking sec hits, it's not going to work. So there is a real limit despite what you'd like me to think, and that limit is not money or ships.
we're invading delve at the same time we're doing this somehow it seems we manage |

Mistah Ewedynao
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 15:57:00 -
[35] - Quote
You keep talking about how little they are making an hour???
How come you are all so worried about them then? |

Indeterminacy
THORN Syndicate BricK sQuAD.
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 15:58:00 -
[36] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels... this is forum war, your baby words have no place here and macks can be tanked + linked so they resist a cruiser gank they probably scanned them because, you know, the rookie ship could see you
I wasn't in a mack/hulk/orca...I was waiting to help kill those two cruisers. And yes, everyone could see me. Deterrence, Reagan style. Also, I'm having a lot of fun taunting goonies on forums, making them mad enough to start calling me bad names on an internet forum. It's amazing how quickly this actually happens. |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:01:00 -
[37] - Quote
ITT, goonies desperately trying for the lock again.
Smart money says their pet mod will do just that instead of cleaning the spam.
Mr Epeen  If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

AureoLion
Etoilles Mortant Ltd. Solyaris Chtonium
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:01:00 -
[38] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Machete Visor wrote:the real question is, how high does the price of isotopes have to go before it is worth you mining in a battleship instead of a miner?
how much can you mine in a domi?
that might change the dynamics of suicide ganks eh? i would laugh so ******* hard if I saw people ice mining in a dominix even at hideously insane ice prices thats still making literally pennies an hour
Sure, you can use strips on a battleship. Sure. |

Florestan Bronstein
United Engineering Services
87
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:02:00 -
[39] - Quote
I wonder if it would be feasible to rent out Vulture (shield)/Claymore (sig) bonuses in affected systems... |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
123
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:02:00 -
[40] - Quote
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:You keep talking about how little they are making an hour???
How come you are all so worried about them then?
we're the sherrif of nottingham, we rob the poor to feed ourselves |
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Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:05:00 -
[41] - Quote
Indeterminacy wrote:Don't just "survive" the goons, fight back, ***** on some killmails and thwart their nefarious plot. Put a couple fast locking ranged ships in the belt with you and one of two things will happen.
- they won't try to gank you.
what does having useless ships have to do with ganking? |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
123
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:05:00 -
[42] - Quote
Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels... this is forum war, your baby words have no place here and macks can be tanked + linked so they resist a cruiser gank they probably scanned them because, you know, the rookie ship could see you I wasn't in a mack/hulk/orca...I was waiting to help kill those two cruisers. And yes, everyone could see me. Deterrence, Reagan style. Also, I'm having a lot of fun taunting goonies on forums, making them mad enough to start calling me bad names on an internet forum. It's amazing how quickly this actually happens.
~puppetmasta~ing that you got goons to post is the last refuge of the criminally bad poster |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:08:00 -
[43] - Quote
Indeterminacy wrote: I wasn't in a mack/hulk/orca...I was waiting to help kill those two cruisers. And yes, everyone could see me. Deterrence, Reagan style. Also, I'm having a lot of fun taunting goonies on forums, making them mad enough to start calling me bad names on an internet forum. It's amazing how quickly this actually happens.
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up? |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
17
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:12:00 -
[44] - Quote
Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing. |

Machete Visor
Shafts Pier Investment Trust Bond
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:20:00 -
[45] - Quote
AureoLion wrote:Weaselior wrote:Machete Visor wrote:the real question is, how high does the price of isotopes have to go before it is worth you mining in a battleship instead of a miner?
how much can you mine in a domi?
that might change the dynamics of suicide ganks eh? i would laugh so ******* hard if I saw people ice mining in a dominix even at hideously insane ice prices thats still making literally pennies an hour Sure, you can use strips on a battleship. Sure.
good point, i've never been ice mining... can't do it outside of an ORE ship?
|

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:21:00 -
[46] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing.
ok so the verb kill, which means to destroy or do away with actually means to deny a kill, the opposite of killing, right. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
126
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:21:00 -
[47] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing.
yes, which fast-locking ships are singularly unable to do as they can't actually wax a cruiser fast enough |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:26:00 -
[48] - Quote
Travis Wells wrote:Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing. ok so the verb kill, which means to destroy or do away with actually means to deny a kill, the opposite of killing, right.
Yeah, it's about the same twisted logic that you use when you get an adrenaline rush attacking an industrial ship that has no turrets or launchers and is incapable of fighting back, and brag about a "kill mail" and even keep a "kill board". Logic can be funny that way. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
132
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:30:00 -
[49] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing. ok so the verb kill, which means to destroy or do away with actually means to deny a kill, the opposite of killing, right. Yeah, it's about the same twisted logic that you use when you get an adrenaline rush attacking an industrial ship that has no turrets or launchers and is incapable of fighting back, and brag about a "kill mail" and even keep a "kill board". Logic can be funny that way.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
132
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:32:00 -
[50] - Quote
unsuprisingly the prey does not enjoy the hunt nearly as much as the hunter
"but mr hawk, isn't swooping down and messily devouring me and feasting on my entrails just kinda boring really" |
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adopt
The Deathwatch Legion Apex United
29
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:36:00 -
[51] - Quote
Hisec players do deserve to die, EVE isn't a pve game, as Soundwave said, as soon as you undock your pvping, no question, no denying it, now stop crying or i'll be forced whack out my army of tempests. Shadoo > Always remember to fit Cynosural Field Generator I, have 450 Liquid Ozone in your cargo and convo a friendly Pandemic Legion member if you have a capital or super capital ship tackled. |

Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
388
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:36:00 -
[52] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing. ok so the verb kill, which means to destroy or do away with actually means to deny a kill, the opposite of killing, right. Yeah, it's about the same twisted logic that you use when you get an adrenaline rush attacking an industrial ship that has no turrets or launchers and is incapable of fighting back, and brag about a "kill mail" and even keep a "kill board". Logic can be funny that way.
If you don't like the idea of being the fish in this game, buy yourself a rod and line. Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:39:00 -
[53] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing. ok so the verb kill, which means to destroy or do away with actually means to deny a kill, the opposite of killing, right. Yeah, it's about the same twisted logic that you use when you get an adrenaline rush attacking an industrial ship that has no turrets or launchers and is incapable of fighting back, and brag about a "kill mail" and even keep a "kill board". Logic can be funny that way.
cant a hulk fit combat drones? couldnt it fight back that way? im sure that would work. it has to |

Mistah Ewedynao
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:39:00 -
[54] - Quote
Quote:If you don't like the idea of being the fish in this game, buy yourself a rod and line.
Yep and turn the predators into the prey. |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
39
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 16:48:00 -
[55] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit It's a funny old game, you can get to -10 and keep on gankin' in highsec.
The only limit on how often people will do this, is their level of commitment.
Carebears getting up in arms and forming fail fleets of RR and "fast locking ships" is one way to keep the gankers interested.
As for this thread - you're clearly here ranting about the goons, and not ice mining. So to quote a previous poster, "op success" - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
134
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:01:00 -
[56] - Quote
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:Quote:If you don't like the idea of being the fish in this game, buy yourself a rod and line. Yep and turn the predators into the prey.
look the squirrel got an acorn to throw at the hawk! oh no! |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:02:00 -
[57] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Ptraci wrote:No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit It's a funny old game, you can get to -10 and keep on gankin' in highsec. The only limit on how often people will do this, is their level of commitment.
Sure, you can keep griefing (let's not call it ganking, I'd like to reserve that word for low sec players who are far more creative than you) all you want regardless of your sec level. But for all that other stuff - like - moving goods to and from the market hubs, well, that's hard to do with -10. So you can choose to stay a null-bear forever where -10 doesn't matter, but you will always have to rely on someone else to move your stuff around for you for a long, long time. Like you said, it takes a lot of commitment. On a throwaway alt, who cares. But on a real char? Hmmm.
As for someone pointing out earlier a metaphor about being a hawk diving on its prey, I see the goon's current campaign as a mushroom sprouting on a turd. Please don't kid yourselves, there is nothing glorious or even hard about what you are doing. Even a 10 hour old character can do it... |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:09:00 -
[58] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Ptraci wrote:No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit It's a funny old game, you can get to -10 and keep on gankin' in highsec. The only limit on how often people will do this, is their level of commitment. Sure, you can keep griefing (let's not call it ganking, I'd like to reserve that word for low sec players who are far more creative than you) all you want regardless of your sec level. But for all that other stuff - like - moving goods to and from the market hubs, well, that's hard to do with -10. So you can choose to stay a null-bear forever where -10 doesn't matter, but you will always have to rely on someone else to move your stuff around for you for a long, long time. Like you said, it takes a lot of commitment. On a throwaway alt, who cares. But on a real char? Hmmm. As for someone pointing out earlier a metaphor about being a hawk diving on its prey, I see the goon's current campaign as a mushroom sprouting on a turd. Please don't kid yourselves, there is nothing glorious or even hard about what you are doing. Even a 10 hour old character can do it...
why the hell would i want to move goods to and from market hubs? and why would i use an all combat pilot to move said goods? |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
134
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:12:00 -
[59] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Ptraci wrote:No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit It's a funny old game, you can get to -10 and keep on gankin' in highsec. The only limit on how often people will do this, is their level of commitment. Sure, you can keep griefing (let's not call it ganking, I'd like to reserve that word for low sec players who are far more creative than you) all you want regardless of your sec level. But for all that other stuff - like - moving goods to and from the market hubs, well, that's hard to do with -10. So you can choose to stay a null-bear forever where -10 doesn't matter, but you will always have to rely on someone else to move your stuff around for you for a long, long time. Like you said, it takes a lot of commitment. On a throwaway alt, who cares. But on a real char? Hmmm. As for someone pointing out earlier a metaphor about being a hawk diving on its prey, I see the goon's current campaign as a mushroom sprouting on a turd. Please don't kid yourselves, there is nothing glorious or even hard about what you are doing. Even a 10 hour old character can do it...
you don't think we have neutral freighter alts? we don't move things in empire on goonswarm alts ever because we're always wardecced |

March rabbit
Ganse Shadow of xXDEATHXx
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:14:00 -
[60] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Please don't kid yourselves, there is nothing glorious or even hard about what you are doing. Even a 10 hour old character can do it... 10 hours old character can do it. Yes. But please don't forget: we are speaking about goonswarm! Don't you think suicide ganking could be a really difficult task for them? 
|
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
135
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:14:00 -
[61] - Quote
oh no, I can't do something I couldn't do before
this has really crippled my ability to become weaselior the -10 butcher of vaurent |

Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
7
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:16:00 -
[62] - Quote
Yeah because everyone doesn't have at least 2 other character slots to take 3 days to train a hauler 
Also, can't call what they are doing 'griefing' as griefing is against the rules. Ganking miners isn't against the rules so it isn't griefing. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
135
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:17:00 -
[63] - Quote
griefing isn't against the rules either |

DON HONDURAS
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:18:00 -
[64] - Quote
Original poster is pretty dumb, if you want to live just move to a non-gallente/blue ice field and continue your macro mining there without losing billions of isk in exhumers each week. Can't stop a determined goon gank squad. |

Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
197
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:23:00 -
[65] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:griefing isn't against the rules either in starting systems it is (unrelated comment)
Forum fix for firefox and chrome Get working images and colored text Classic forum style 2.25final |

Black Leather
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:42:00 -
[66] - Quote
Went to ALA to add corpses to my collection.
Disappointing so far.
BL |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
135
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:44:00 -
[67] - Quote
Black Leather wrote:Went to ALA to add corpses to my collection.
Disappointing so far.
BL
the only guys we've ever seen in ala log off the instant a goon enters system
which, of course, is bot behavior
i'll probably kill them then report them all I imagine the highsec bot doesn't know agression mechanics |

TheBig Bukowsky
Republic University Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:46:00 -
[68] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:griefing isn't against the rules either
you may be goon's mascot. Looking for your very own goony epeen? |

Black Leather
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:48:00 -
[69] - Quote
What miners I've seen do seem a little skittish.
They bolt as soon as I uncloak beside them :P |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
135
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 17:51:00 -
[70] - Quote
TheBig Bukowsky wrote:Weaselior wrote:griefing isn't against the rules either you may be goon's mascot. Looking for your very own goony epeen?
i'm the goon cfo i came up with the interdiction idea
so if you want to measure epeens mine breaks the ******* table |
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Solomar Espersei
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
75
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:07:00 -
[71] - Quote
LOLing at all the dead miners.
What's funnier though is how long some of these bots manage to keep mining in spite of all the explosions going on around them. I know, I know, it would go so much easier if we'd stop torpedoing the Brutix & Thorax, but that goes against the spirit of Suicide Ganking and would be an affront to the Suicider's honor.
Yesterday in Brap, our Hero Bot Johny Fever withstood volley, after volley, resolute in ignoring the explosions going on around his Mackinaw class mining vessel.
This op delivers. Recruiting is ON HOLD Please join our public channel The Ninja Dojo for more info |

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:24:00 -
[72] - Quote
This is eerie.
Do you feel like something terrible has happened?
An untold tale of pain and destruction? This place looks like it was a beehive of activity and many an ice block was stored in busy industrial ships.
Where are they?
Where are they now?
http://i.imgur.com/FHhg5.jpg |

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:35:00 -
[73] - Quote
You warp to another belt, the chill down your spine being annoyingly persistent.
Your ship finally slows down, grinding to a halt.
Those hopes you had? Shattered.
Nothing here.
Those Serpentis? They couldn't have killed them? No. Impossible.
The chill has turned into goose bumps. What if they are coming for me?
Will they? I am no threat. Those mining lasers are only good for rocks and ice.
Do they have another motive?
http://i.imgur.com/Cktns.jpg
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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:43:00 -
[74] - Quote
Yeah, I mean since we're sharing pictures of empty belts and everything:
http://i.imgur.com/GfrCH.jpg
Oh wait, what? |

Steamgrind Meatroller
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:48:00 -
[75] - Quote
Thanks for the tip! |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:50:00 -
[76] - Quote
COOL OP BRO |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
18
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:54:00 -
[77] - Quote
It was an idea I was playing with. Thanks for pointing that out, lolz. Almost as good as posting gonegalt in a public forum. All I have to do is change the name now. |

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:54:00 -
[78] - Quote
Sorry, I was writing the rest of the story when a wild covetor appeared.
Fear not, the peace was restored to the belts immediately.
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/584756 |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
142
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:56:00 -
[79] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:It was an idea I was playing with. Thanks for pointing that out, lolz. Almost as good as posting gonegalt in a public forum. All I have to do is change the name now. somehow i don't think the jabber channel name is gonna help you much |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
40
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:57:00 -
[80] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Ptraci wrote:No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit It's a funny old game, you can get to -10 and keep on gankin' in highsec. The only limit on how often people will do this, is their level of commitment. Sure, you can keep griefing (let's not call it ganking, I'd like to reserve that word for low sec players who are far more creative than you) all you want regardless of your sec level. But for all that other stuff - like - moving goods to and from the market hubs, well, that's hard to do with -10. So you can choose to stay a null-bear forever where -10 doesn't matter, but you will always have to rely on someone else to move your stuff around for you for a long, long time. Like you said, it takes a lot of commitment. On a throwaway alt, who cares. But on a real char? Hmmm.
The "use an alt" angle has been well covered, but there's a much bigger pile of shitard in this message.
Why would being -10 a problem, except for highsec?
You act like everything of value is in highsec .... which, frankly, it is not. For an ice miner to call someone a "bear" is frankly, borderline ridiculous. Can you even keep a straight face saying it?
The phrase "null bear" is completely horse-****. You can apply it to a few corps (and alliances, sure) but you can't apply it to alliances who are, in effect, doing PVP on an daily / hourly basis.
For what it is worth, I am not affiliated to Goonswarm in any way. I do however gank ice miners, because ... well you get bullshit like this to laugh about. I also spend time in lowsec (where all the PVP occurs in your head) as well as null and wormholes. I'm also pretty creative in how I blow up tards who aren't mining ice. A recent side hobby has been extorting ice miners for large sums of ISK.
A mail here, a mail there.. and I have a few hundred mil for about 15mins work. Stack that against your "60mil an hour" boast and laugh at yourself. Hint: 60mil an hour is possible within 5 weeks of starting the game. Hint 2: it doesn't involve mining.
This ISK I use to fit alpha ships to blow up more miners. Which no RR and "fast lockers" and "neut ships" has yet to find a way to block.
Soldier on, good sir
o7 - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
19
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:58:00 -
[81] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Ptraci wrote:It was an idea I was playing with. Thanks for pointing that out, lolz. Almost as good as posting gonegalt in a public forum. All I have to do is change the name now. somehow i don't think the jabber channel name is gonna help you much
No, that's why I burned the channel with my post yesterday. Apart from a few laughs I wasn't getting any useful intel anyway apart from "hmm the goons are up to something". The suicide bomber always has tactical surprise anyway. |

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 18:59:00 -
[82] - Quote
STOP POSTING, WHAT ABOUT MY STORY  |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
144
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:01:00 -
[83] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Weaselior wrote:Ptraci wrote:It was an idea I was playing with. Thanks for pointing that out, lolz. Almost as good as posting gonegalt in a public forum. All I have to do is change the name now. somehow i don't think the jabber channel name is gonna help you much No, that's why I burned the channel with my post yesterday. Apart from a few laughs I wasn't getting any useful intel anyway apart from "hmm the goons are up to something". The suicide bomber always has tactical surprise anyway.
that would be because a jabber channel isn't an ingame channel |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:02:00 -
[84] - Quote
Ptraci wrote: But for all that other stuff - like - moving goods to and from the market hubs, well, that's hard to do with -10. So you can choose to stay a null-bear forever where -10 doesn't matter, but you will always have to rely on someone else to move your stuff around for you for a long, long time. Like you said, it takes a lot of commitment. On a throwaway alt, who cares. But on a real char? Hmmm.
If i was a null-bear can you explain to me how i am in empire blowing up miners?
what the **** is a null bear? |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
144
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:02:00 -
[85] - Quote
a jabber channel is a channel on goonfleet.com jabber not an in-game channel called "gonegalt" jesus you're dumb |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
144
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:03:00 -
[86] - Quote
"suprisingly, spying on a channel filled only with people who were in the wrong place produced little actionable intel" |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
40
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:04:00 -
[87] - Quote
What I see here, is 9 accounts being used to support 6 actual miners.
Good ISK per hour in that setup, then?  - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Zirse
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
80
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:06:00 -
[88] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Weaselior wrote:Ptraci wrote:It was an idea I was playing with. Thanks for pointing that out, lolz. Almost as good as posting gonegalt in a public forum. All I have to do is change the name now. somehow i don't think the jabber channel name is gonna help you much No, that's why I burned the channel with my post yesterday. Apart from a few laughs I wasn't getting any useful intel anyway apart from "hmm the goons are up to something". The suicide bomber always has tactical surprise anyway.
Master spy right here.
You sure showed those goons and their in-game channel. |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
19
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:11:00 -
[89] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote: Hint 2: it doesn't involve mining.
This ISK I use to fit alpha ships to blow up more miners. Which no RR and "fast lockers" and "neut ships" has yet to find a way to block.
Soldier on, good sir
o7
And who collects the minerals to make those ships and the fuel to run the towers of the stations where they are made? Miners. This is the old blah blah I'm a piwate I am so much better than you argument. You play your way, I play mine. While you might like doing 15 minutes spurts of adrenaline, I like being able to do other stuff between cycles. But just the fact that the goons are able to squeeze the price of isotopes so easily underlines just how badly you need miners in the game. It's all very well now that everyone has huge stockpiles, but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. The entire economy is based on mining as the input. PVP is on the other side of the economy - the sink. You really can't have one without the other and expect some sort of balance, which is what an economy is. |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:13:00 -
[90] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Hint 2: it doesn't involve mining.
This ISK I use to fit alpha ships to blow up more miners. Which no RR and "fast lockers" and "neut ships" has yet to find a way to block.
Soldier on, good sir
o7 And who collects the minerals to make those ships and the fuel to run the towers of the stations where they are made? Miners. This is the old blah blah I'm a piwate I am so much better than you argument. You play your way, I play mine. While you might like doing 15 minutes spurts of adrenaline, I like being able to do other stuff between cycles. But just the fact that the goons are able to squeeze the price of isotopes so easily underlines just how badly you need miners in the game. It's all very well now that everyone has huge stockpiles, but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. The entire economy is based on mining as the input. PVP is on the other side of the economy - the sink. You really can't have one without the other and expect some sort of balance, which is what an economy is.
with 9 accounts guarding your 6 miners at a cost of ~3.6 bil/month what are the combat ships sitting in the belt even doing? |
|

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
19
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:13:00 -
[91] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:What I see here, is 9 accounts being used to support 6 actual miners. Good ISK per hour in that setup, then? 
About as profitable as all the goons wandering around looking for lone targets to pick off? |

Verlai
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:14:00 -
[92] - Quote
Reign it in boys, we've got level four missions to run. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
144
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:15:00 -
[93] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:What I see here, is 9 accounts being used to support 6 actual miners. Good ISK per hour in that setup, then?  About as profitable as all the goons wandering around looking for lone targets to pick off?
c that's extremely profitable
why did you suddenly stop crowing about your intelligence coup it's the most successful thing you've done so far |

TheBig Bukowsky
Republic University Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:17:00 -
[94] - Quote
How many goons are here fighting against a single miner for their internet spaceship valuable reputation?
breaking news guys, Ptraci already won.
Weaselior wrote: i'm the goon cfo i came up with the interdiction idea
Can I hug you?
|

Zirse
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
80
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:17:00 -
[95] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: Hint 2: it doesn't involve mining.
This ISK I use to fit alpha ships to blow up more miners. Which no RR and "fast lockers" and "neut ships" has yet to find a way to block.
Soldier on, good sir
o7 And who collects the minerals to make those ships and the fuel to run the towers of the stations where they are made? Miners. This is the old blah blah I'm a piwate I am so much better than you argument. You play your way, I play mine. While you might like doing 15 minutes spurts of adrenaline, I like being able to do other stuff between cycles. But just the fact that the goons are able to squeeze the price of isotopes so easily underlines just how badly you need miners in the game. It's all very well now that everyone has huge stockpiles, but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. The entire economy is based on mining as the input. PVP is on the other side of the economy - the sink. You really can't have one without the other and expect some sort of balance, which is what an economy is.
Actually, bots in the drone regions and random mining bots pretty much support the entire mineral economy; lets not pretend any differently. Sad but true. |

Zirse
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
80
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:18:00 -
[96] - Quote
TheBig Bukowsky wrote:How many goons are here fighting against a single miner for their internet spaceship valuable reputation? breaking news guys, Ptraci already won. Weaselior wrote: i'm the goon cfo i came up with the interdiction idea
Can I hug you?
I think this whole thread is pretty hilarious, much like my space reputation. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
146
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:18:00 -
[97] - Quote
TheBig Bukowsky wrote:How many goons are here fighting against a single miner for their internet spaceship valuable reputation? breaking news guys, Ptraci already won. Weaselior wrote: i'm the goon cfo i came up with the interdiction idea
Can I hug you?
do I need to repeat that claiming you ~puppetmasta~ed goons into posting is the last refuge of the criminally bad poster |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
40
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:19:00 -
[98] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:The entire economy is based on mining as the input
Someone needs to go read a QEN.
Hint: you're laughably wrong. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Cipher Jones
50
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:20:00 -
[99] - Quote
Quote:When you factor in actual loss (insurance FTW) no, not really at all.
Your post is ********.
You know the following things:
a) Some people want to kill your ship b) There is always a way they can achieve this
Your only logical next step is to stop mining. Everything else is stupid.
You use logic like Courtney Love uses makeup.
For example leaving out the part that the ganking cannot be sustained, and regardless of the insurance payouts, the amount of opportunity cost being wasted is astronomical. Or the fact that it benefits others greatly.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |

Oxygen Isotopes
Tridan Industry Goonswarm Federation
16
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:20:00 -
[100] - Quote
There will be no survivors.
I'd suggest you move onto new regions now before they are too full. |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
146
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:21:00 -
[101] - Quote
let me just dive into my technetium pool here and pull out a spot more isk to cover those astronomical opportunity costs |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
146
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:22:00 -
[102] - Quote
oh hey, found another outpost, what do you know |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:27:00 -
[103] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:What I see here, is 9 accounts being used to support 6 actual miners. Good ISK per hour in that setup, then? 
What I see here is the game being played as it's meant to be.
With teamwork and coordinated ops.
Well done.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:39:00 -
[104] - Quote
He has us there lads.
Back to Dek/Fountain/Delve or wherever it is we are forgetting to pay the bills this week. |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
40
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:42:00 -
[105] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:What I see here, is 9 accounts being used to support 6 actual miners. Good ISK per hour in that setup, then?  What I see here is the game being played as it's meant to be. With teamwork and coordinated ops. Well done.
What you haven't factored in, is that the entire exercise is completely useless as it involves the stupid assumption a T1 logi is going to stop an alpha strike.
Well done indeed. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
88
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:45:00 -
[106] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:What I see here, is 9 accounts being used to support 6 actual miners. Good ISK per hour in that setup, then?  About as profitable as all the goons wandering around looking for lone targets to pick off?
But we're having fun.
Can you honestly say anyone finds mining to be fun? Especially ice mining? Hell no. That's why everyone runs Miner bots. |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:47:00 -
[107] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:oh hey, found another outpost, what do you know
Is that where we left it? I think Innominate has been looking for that thing.
As I pointed out to a miner last night when they asked how we can afford to do this: well, we can afford to do this because we don't spend our time mining, we do things that are actually profitable. (Like extort ice miners and screw with the economy.) |

Mistah Ewedynao
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:49:00 -
[108] - Quote
Xython wrote:But we're having fun.
Can you honestly say anyone finds mining to be fun? Especially ice mining? Hell no. That's why everyone runs Miner bots.
Nah... Mining is boring as Hell.
Now setting up T2 Fleets to protect Miners and watch Goons run around all frustrated from system to system looking for an easy kill and the chance to get in on a Dead Goonie KM....
Priceless!
|

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
153
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:51:00 -
[109] - Quote
ok lemme know what system you'll be protecting tonight |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:51:00 -
[110] - Quote
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:Xython wrote:But we're having fun.
Can you honestly say anyone finds mining to be fun? Especially ice mining? Hell no. That's why everyone runs Miner bots. Nah... Mining is boring as Hell. Now setting up T2 Fleets to protect Miners and watch Goons run around all frustrated from system to system looking for an easy kill and the chance to get in on a Dead Goonie KM.... Priceless! I bought a stabber fleet issue the other day
it tends to make protection fleets irrelevant
I punted an orca 60 km and a battleship about 90km, it was pretty sweet |
|

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
29
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:52:00 -
[111] - Quote
Curious...
The response time from the goons to this thread are way under the time it would take to read the OP. But we are not including the time it takes to realize that the thread is even here.
Makes me wonder...
|

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
153
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:52:00 -
[112] - Quote
I must say that one time someone was shooting my brutix every time and getting the killmail when concord finally nuked me five seconds after the mack was dead struck ~great fear~ into my heart |

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:53:00 -
[113] - Quote
ooops?
http://i.imgur.com/UiSQf.png |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
153
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:53:00 -
[114] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Curious... The response time from the goons to this thread are way under the time it would take to read the OP. But we are not including the time it takes to realize that the thread is even here. Makes me wonder...
i have been linking everyone to this thread in between bouts of rolling on the floor laughing |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
153
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:54:00 -
[115] - Quote
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:
ahahahahahahaha you own |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:56:00 -
[116] - Quote
I got these three guys last night: https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/584347 https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/584346 https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/584348
he had an ~elite space guard~ of a drake and a malediction https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/584349
whoo real scary
also, a falcon tried to stop me from killing this mook: https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/584609 my lossmail: https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/584794 I hear jams keep me from smartbombing c/d |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:58:00 -
[117] - Quote
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:
How's that ~elite T2 fleet frustrating goons~ working out for you?
(All my 5s, Guillaume.) |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 19:59:00 -
[118] - Quote
Naw, if you want to see funny:
http://i.imgur.com/qtoo0.jpg
Ala is usually a pretty quiet system. Don't think I have ever seen so many neutrals here... they must all want to come shake my hand. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
154
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:01:00 -
[119] - Quote
i do indeed think its funny making you hide in a pos
im not sure why you think it is though |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
154
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:01:00 -
[120] - Quote
after you got all your buddies smartbombed lawl |
|

Bostess
DJ's Retirement Fund Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:02:00 -
[121] - Quote
for a small fee ill get you blue standings with the alliance, just send isk to me, im sure we wont gank any blues with our neutral alts |

Mind trance
GBS Logistics and Fives Support Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:07:00 -
[122] - Quote
Guys guys I have -10 sec status how will I ever do anything in Eve Online: A Bad Spaceship Game
Oh wait I am a capital pilot, whoops! Turns out I can't go into highsec anyways! |

Vashan Tar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:10:00 -
[123] - Quote
Mind trance wrote:Guys guys I have -10 sec status how will I ever do anything in Eve Online: A Bad Spaceship Game
Oh wait I am a capital pilot, whoops! Turns out I can't go into highsec anyways!
At least energy pulse weapon V is now useful (getting that extra sb cycle in!)! |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:11:00 -
[124] - Quote
Vashan Tar wrote:Mind trance wrote:Guys guys I have -10 sec status how will I ever do anything in Eve Online: A Bad Spaceship Game
Oh wait I am a capital pilot, whoops! Turns out I can't go into highsec anyways! At least energy pulse weapon V is now useful (getting that extra sb cycle in!)! hell yeah it is
I am considering getting that +5% smartbomb implant too, perhaps that will be enough to acquire that magical fifth, pod-killing cycle |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:11:00 -
[125] - Quote
all my fives |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:12:00 -
[126] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Naw, if you want to see funny: http://i.imgur.com/qtoo0.jpgAla is usually a pretty quiet system. Don't think I have ever seen so many neutrals here... they must all want to come shake my hand.
didnt know you could anchor a pos on a ice belt
or wait, you're hiding, i get it now |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:12:00 -
[127] - Quote
double post |

Vashan Tar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:19:00 -
[128] - Quote
Travis Wells wrote:double post
is a shameful post |

Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
7
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:23:00 -
[129] - Quote
I bet the OP is they type who likes to click the checkbox that sends an evemail to a contact when they add contacts with bad standing. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:24:00 -
[130] - Quote
srspost: literally every ice belt I have been to so far (5) has been deserted, please come out and mine ice it is 100% safe |
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Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:25:00 -
[131] - Quote
Infinimo wrote:srspost: literally every ice belt I have been to so far (5) has been deserted, please come out and mine ice it is 100% safe I am starting to feel THE HUNGER
and there are no gallente ice miners to slake THE HUNGER
I may have to move to caldari space just to get my fix |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
84
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:26:00 -
[132] - Quote
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:Xython wrote:But we're having fun.
Can you honestly say anyone finds mining to be fun? Especially ice mining? Hell no. That's why everyone runs Miner bots. Nah... Mining is boring as Hell. Now setting up T2 Fleets to protect Miners and watch Goons run around all frustrated from system to system looking for an easy kill and the chance to get in on a Dead Goonie KM.... Priceless! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |

Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:27:00 -
[133] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:I know you can have candy. But you're going to have to work a little harder to get it. A ship that can alpha a Mack from range is a bit more expensive than a Brutix with T1 blasters, both in terms of the ship/equipment and the skill on the character to fly it.
Hi Ptraci. I'm in charge of reimbursement for Goonswarm Federation. I'm also having a blast shutting down the system of Deninard.
Let me tell you a little bit about what our pilots get for killing a miner in Gallente space. Here is a small excerpt from the Wanted thread I authored a few days back:
Quote:WANTED: DEAD OR DEAD
OFFER VALID IN GALLENTE SPACE ONLY
Mackinaws, Hulks, and Orcas for crimes against non-botting free folk throughout New Eden. For their crimes, the following bounties will be paid per ship killed:
Retriever/Covetor: 10 mil Mackinaw: 20 mil Hulk: 50mil Orca: 350mil The pod of any of the above ships: 10 mil
SUPER-TANK Super-tanked hulks and mackinaws (and their pods) are eligible for double payout due to the coordination & teamwork required to take out those who resist. Resistance must be crushed. State SUPERTANK in your reimbursement request. Determination of "supertank" is made by the reimbursement team, but a good rule of thumb is tank rigs, Damage Control II and more than one person on the killmail.
Mackinaw 40mil Hulk 80mil Supertank pod 20mil
Smug Pubbie Beat-Down Bonus 25mil isk If an empire dweller brags in local about how you can't take him down, bring it, you don't got what it takes, etc... and you DO take him out, post a snippet of that smug pubbie conversation in your bounty request and collect a cool 25mil isk.
As you can see, the more you resist, the more I pay our pilots. But keep inspiring that resistance buddy, it just makes our pilots richer!
|

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
84
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:27:00 -
[134] - Quote
all I've seen is shitfit active tanking HACs, oh man oh man you're doing such a great job of protecting the poor innocent macrominers |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
84
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:28:00 -
[135] - Quote
heh
watch as they say YOU'RE GOING TO DEPLETE ALL YOUR ALLIANCE'S ISK TO KILL ICE MINERS
someone should link our finances |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:31:00 -
[136] - Quote
if only we had tech moons, I hear they bring in a lot of money |

Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:33:00 -
[137] - Quote
Andski wrote:heh
watch as they say YOU'RE GOING TO DEPLETE ALL YOUR ALLIANCE'S ISK TO KILL ICE MINERS
someone should link our finances
As of a few minutes ago, we have paid out approximately 7 billion isk in bounties to the brave and honouourable pilots of Goonswarm Federation. I even paid a few members of Test Alliance Please Ignore who got onto Goon killmails.
MY BROSEFS. :fistbump:
|

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:34:00 -
[138] - Quote
I have personally claimed 300m of this money with my efforts
feels pretty good to get paid to do this |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:34:00 -
[139] - Quote
aww dag |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:34:00 -
[140] - Quote
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:
Now setting up T2 Fleets to protect Miners and watch Goons run around all frustrated from system to system looking for an easy kill and the chance to get in on a Dead Goonie KM....
Priceless!
What was quite funny was watching the goonies run when a real PVP alliance showed up just now in Ala wondering why one of their adjacent systems was so busy. |
|

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:36:00 -
[141] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:What was quite funny was watching the goonies run when a real PVP alliance showed up just now in Ala wondering why one of their adjacent systems was so busy. who |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
161
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:37:00 -
[142] - Quote
the last two times you crowed over things you got all your buddies smartbombed, then revealed that you'd been monitoring a channel that was populated only by people who were lost
do you really want to try again |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:39:00 -
[143] - Quote
Atrum Veneficus wrote:
As you can see, the more you resist, the more I pay our pilots. But keep inspiring that resistance buddy, it just makes our pilots richer!
I predict a lot of forged kill-mails in your future. |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:39:00 -
[144] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Mistah Ewedynao wrote:
Now setting up T2 Fleets to protect Miners and watch Goons run around all frustrated from system to system looking for an easy kill and the chance to get in on a Dead Goonie KM....
Priceless!
What was quite funny was watching the goonies run when a real PVP alliance showed up just now in Ala wondering why one of their adjacent systems was so busy.
I can honestly say I ran like crazy from the ~elite pvp force~ of S I L E N T D O T. |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:39:00 -
[145] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Atrum Veneficus wrote:
As you can see, the more you resist, the more I pay our pilots. But keep inspiring that resistance buddy, it just makes our pilots richer!
I predict a lot of forged kill-mails in your future.
... API verification?
(RIGHT AFTER WEAS INVITED YOU TO SHOW YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE, TOO. Third time's the charm.) |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
161
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:39:00 -
[146] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Atrum Veneficus wrote:
As you can see, the more you resist, the more I pay our pilots. But keep inspiring that resistance buddy, it just makes our pilots richer!
I predict a lot of forged kill-mails in your future.
killmails are verified through a corp api, charlie brown |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:40:00 -
[147] - Quote
Infinimo wrote:srspost: literally every ice belt I have been to so far (5) has been deserted, please come out and mine ice it is 100% safe
Seen you around today. About the only one.
You don't kill ships blathering in a forum goonies. Do something real.
Seen one gank today. Nice one, btw, but still only one.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
161
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:40:00 -
[148] - Quote
man oh man you just keep coming back to that football |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:40:00 -
[149] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Atrum Veneficus wrote:
As you can see, the more you resist, the more I pay our pilots. But keep inspiring that resistance buddy, it just makes our pilots richer!
I predict a lot of forged kill-mails in your future. fyi the eve api has a kill log that makes this basically impossible |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:43:00 -
[150] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:the last two times you crowed over things you got all your buddies smartbombed,
I got them smart-bombed? You mean this whole Gallente Ice interdiction campaign is because of me? You have no one scouting the belts looking for miners? No that's post-hoc reasoning.
What I am impressed with is the amount of attention I am getting, both here and in the game. All those accounts watching me spin. All these trolls trying to get under my skin. Don't you have anything better to do? |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
161
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:48:00 -
[151] - Quote
making worthless pubbies like you suffer is the entire point |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
161
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:49:00 -
[152] - Quote
forum war and space war are two sides of the same coin and on both sides you are getting sodomized |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:49:00 -
[153] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:making worthless pubbies like you suffer is the entire point not emptyquoting |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
161
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:49:00 -
[154] - Quote
we try not to let little children see that coin it's pretty graphic |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:52:00 -
[155] - Quote
oh sorry I interrupted your triple post :( and it was a Good Post too |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:55:00 -
[156] - Quote
relatively speaking |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
161
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:56:00 -
[157] - Quote
such is life, you can't expect every triple post to go off perfectly |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 20:59:00 -
[158] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:forum war and space war are two sides of the same coin and on both sides you are getting sodomized
Every war needs cannon fodder. Those too stupid to be anything but be a bullet magnet.
Looks like that's you. Both on the forum and in the game.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:04:00 -
[159] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Weaselior wrote:forum war and space war are two sides of the same coin and on both sides you are getting sodomized Every war needs cannon fodder. Those too stupid to be anything but be a bullet magnet. Looks like that's you. Both on the forum and in the game. Mr Epeen  literally crying irl  |

gibboZA
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:08:00 -
[160] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Every war needs cannon fodder. Those too stupid to be anything but be a bullet magnet. Looks like that's you. Both on the forum and in the game. Mr Epeen 
Can you please stop signing every post you pretentious muppet
gibboZA |
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Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
14
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:10:00 -
[161] - Quote
I'm pretty peeved that I was writing a good Eve Online story, only to be interrupted by pesky ice mining covetors and chest beating hulks (they're all dead btw).
Now I've lost my inspiration and I don't have any witty comebacks. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:11:00 -
[162] - Quote
who needs a witty comeback when you can type the first thing you think of and mash the reply button  |

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
14
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:13:00 -
[163] - Quote
And this is what passes for "Good posting" in Goonswarm Federation.
How I weep... |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:13:00 -
[164] - Quote
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote: I'm pretty peeved that I was writing a good Eve Online story, only to be interrupted by pesky ice mining covetors and chest beating hulks (they're all dead btw).
Now I've lost my inspiration and I don't have any witty comebacks.
I'm pretty peeved you were writing an Eve Online story. |

Drago Palermus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:15:00 -
[165] - Quote
Duncan Kennedy wrote:Guillaume LeConquerant wrote: I'm pretty peeved that I was writing a good Eve Online story, only to be interrupted by pesky ice mining covetors and chest beating hulks (they're all dead btw).
Now I've lost my inspiration and I don't have any witty comebacks.
I'm pretty peeved you were writing an Eve Online story that wasn't slashfic.
fixed that for you
|

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
14
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:17:00 -
[166] - Quote
You didn't let me finish.
I was about to write about the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back... |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:18:00 -
[167] - Quote
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote: You didn't let me finish.
I was about to write about the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...
You're talking about the metaphorical deep space tentacle monster of suicide gank enjoyment, right?
(Please be talking about the metaphorical deep space tentacle monster.) |

Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
14
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:19:00 -
[168] - Quote
I was thinking about your sister actually |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:20:00 -
[169] - Quote
:iceburn: |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
166
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:21:00 -
[170] - Quote
Infinimo wrote:who needs a witty comeback when you can type the first thing you think of and mash the reply button 
this is what i do pretty much
just turns out the first thing i think of is usally pretty good |
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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:23:00 -
[171] - Quote
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote: the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...
We call him the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you're good you get to touch his meatball.
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
166
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:24:00 -
[172] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Guillaume LeConquerant wrote: the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...
We call him the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you're good you get to touch his meatball.
unlike this guy who should probably just throw out the first thing he thinks
and the second, and the third, and so on |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:26:00 -
[173] - Quote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Pirates_and_global_warming goons literally saving the planet ITT |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
43
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:33:00 -
[174] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Weaselior wrote:the last two times you crowed over things you got all your buddies smartbombed,
I got them smart-bombed? You mean this whole Gallente Ice interdiction campaign is because of me? You have no one scouting the belts looking for miners? No that's post-hoc reasoning. What I am impressed with is the amount of attention I am getting, both here and in the game. All those accounts watching me spin. All these trolls trying to get under my skin. Don't you have anything better to do?
"We never wanted to mine that ice anyway."
Stopping people from mining ice is the entire point of the operation.
Again, "op success" on their part, confirmed by you.
I do enjoy all your little back-peddles and sidesteps by the way.
I especially liked how you posted screenshots of "successful mining" with a "defense fleet" I really liked the part where, predictably, the miners were ganked.
Please keep up the most excellent work - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Eric Xallen
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:43:00 -
[175] - Quote
Survive goons, go mine hydrogen. Only people they should be catching after this much publicity are bots. |

Archy Mayaki
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:47:00 -
[176] - Quote
bad boys are back in town GÖ½ GÖ¬ |

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
269
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 21:50:00 -
[177] - Quote
Ptraci tell us more about the sooper seekrit in-game channel 'gonegalt' The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
86
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 22:14:00 -
[178] - Quote
ya'll got hazed
deal with it |

Trusty Jutspezic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 22:36:00 -
[179] - Quote
I disagree that you can't heavily tank a mack. We blew up a pair of macks yesterday that were rolling around fit like this.
[Mackinaw, funicro's Mackinaw] Co-Processor II Damage Control II
Invulnerability Field II Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II Medium Subordinate Screen Stabilizer I Supplemental Thermal Barrier Emitter
Ice Harvester II Ice Harvester II
Medium Core Defence Field Extender I Medium Core Defence Field Extender I
Gets you 20k EHP with all fives, only takes a %3 powergrid implant to fit. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
86
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 22:37:00 -
[180] - Quote
Trusty Jutspezic wrote:I disagree that you can't heavily tank a mack. We blew up a pair of macks yesterday that were rolling around fit like this.
[Mackinaw, funicro's Mackinaw] Co-Processor II Damage Control II
Invulnerability Field II Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II Medium Subordinate Screen Stabilizer I Supplemental Thermal Barrier Emitter
Ice Harvester II Ice Harvester II
Medium Core Defence Field Extender I Medium Core Defence Field Extender I
Gets you 20k EHP with all fives, only takes a %3 powergrid implant to fit.
Clearly the only way to defeat us is to fit officer/deadspace shield mods. |
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Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
269
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 22:40:00 -
[181] - Quote
I'm honestly surprised we haven't seen battleship mining make a comeback. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
673
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 22:41:00 -
[182] - Quote
battleships can't mine ice :smug: |

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
269
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 22:46:00 -
[183] - Quote
Well that explains it. It's rough being a pubbie these days The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
187
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:12:00 -
[184] - Quote
trip report:
brape has a shitload of these fearsome pubbie battleships, and a pair of very bold mining barges
one mining barge down, and someone managed to neut my pod. and jam it. the pod. things they didn't do: scram it, or shoot it. |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
675
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:16:00 -
[185] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:trip report:
brape has a shitload of these fearsome pubbie battleships, and a pair of very bold mining barges
one mining barge down, and someone managed to neut my pod. and jam it. the pod. things they didn't do: scram it, or shoot it.
this is totally unfair i'm having to csm and write a ceo update to like, run the alliance
and you're off trying to catch up to me in atrocity
UGH |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:27:00 -
[186] - Quote
The woes of an internet spaceship CEO |

Jovan Geldon
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
36
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:38:00 -
[187] - Quote
Oh god this thread
There's literally thousands of things to do in EVE; the world will not end if you have to stop mining ice in Gallente highsec for a while |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:39:00 -
[188] - Quote
first world problems itt |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:43:00 -
[189] - Quote
But I enjoy making 5mil isk/hr (( |

Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:47:00 -
[190] - Quote
ITT:
Goons trying to make themselves relevant and credible again.
How...adorable. |
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Anya Ohaya
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:51:00 -
[191] - Quote
Atrum Veneficus wrote:[quote=Ptraci] SUPER-TANK Super-tanked hulks and mackinaws (and their pods) are eligible for double payout due to the coordination & teamwork required to take out those who resist. Resistance must be crushed. State SUPERTANK in your reimbursement request. Determination of "supertank" is made by the reimbursement team, but a good rule of thumb is tank rigs, Damage Control II and more than one person on the killmail.
Mackinaw 40mil Hulk 80mil Supertank pod 20mil
What, no supertank Orca bonus? I figure a max tank Orca is worth 10 max tanked hulks. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
88
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:52:00 -
[192] - Quote
OH MAN I JUST LOVE HEARING THOSE ICE MINERS ACTIVATE AND GET FOUR MILLION ISK EVERY HOUR, GODDAMN. IF I KEEP THIS UP FOR FOUR FULL DAYS NOT ACCOUNTING FOR DOWNTIME I MIGHT HAVE ENOUGH ISK TO BUY A PLEX. **** YEAH. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
88
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:53:00 -
[193] - Quote
Lyrrashae wrote:ITT:
Goons trying to make themselves relevant and credible again.
How...adorable.
Tell us all about the conquests of the notorious Crushed Ambitions corporation |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:54:00 -
[194] - Quote
Anya Ohaya wrote:Atrum Veneficus wrote:[quote=Ptraci] SUPER-TANK Super-tanked hulks and mackinaws (and their pods) are eligible for double payout due to the coordination & teamwork required to take out those who resist. Resistance must be crushed. State SUPERTANK in your reimbursement request. Determination of "supertank" is made by the reimbursement team, but a good rule of thumb is tank rigs, Damage Control II and more than one person on the killmail.
Mackinaw 40mil Hulk 80mil Supertank pod 20mil
What, no supertank Orca bonus? I figure a max tank Orca is worth 10 max tanked hulks.
Presumably a supertank Orca would get double the Orca payout (so, what, like 460m? I can't be bothered to memorize these numbers, they are not the point, this thread right here is the point.)
Of course, then you have to fight with Atrum about what constitutes an Orca supertank. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
88
|
Posted - 2011.10.04 23:55:00 -
[195] - Quote
I mean damn we took Fountain from IT Alliance, defended Deklein against a coalition of four superalliances and are currently taking Delve, but that pales in comparison to what Crushed Ambitions has done, a corporation too awesome to be in an alliance |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:06:00 -
[196] - Quote
Andski wrote:I mean damn we took Fountain from IT Alliance, defended Deklein against a coalition of four superalliances and are currently taking Delve, but that pales in comparison to what Crushed Ambitions has done, a corporation too awesome to be in an alliance
You know what they've done?
They have crushed ambitions, man. They took your ambitions and just, boom, crushed them. Just like that. Your ambitions? Crushed. They put them into a car crusher and treated them like the shitbox Dodges they drive around ought to be.
Oh, wait, the name refers to THEIR corp ambitions, not other people's? Boy is my face red. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
195
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:09:00 -
[197] - Quote
brape is dead i don't wanna move someone mine |

Woo Glin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
42
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:48:00 -
[198] - Quote
Crushed Ambitions |

Woo Glin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
42
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:48:00 -
[199] - Quote
i have goosebumps |

Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:50:00 -
[200] - Quote
Woo Glin wrote:i have goosebumps
You should probably put on pants. |
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EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:52:00 -
[201] - Quote
Know what I hate more than pubbies that ice mine?
Diet Dr Pepper
This **** is so ******* nasty holy **** my mouth aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa **** fuck **** fuck **** fuck **** |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:53:00 -
[202] - Quote
I... why did some words not get filtered?
:ccp: |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:53:00 -
[203] - Quote
C |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:53:00 -
[204] - Quote
P |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:53:00 -
[205] - Quote
GAMES |

gibboZA
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 00:59:00 -
[206] - Quote
^ This is what happens when a goon runs out of pubbies to troll. Some non-goon post in this thread, prevent this tragedy.  |

Doctor Ungabungas
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:08:00 -
[207] - Quote
Cipher Jones wrote: For example leaving out the part that the ganking cannot be sustained, and regardless of the insurance payouts, the amount of opportunity cost being wasted is astronomical. Or the fact that it benefits others greatly.
Did you just talk about the 'opportunity cost' of a recreational activity? No one is blowing up ice miners to 'make lots of money'. They are blowing them up because it's hilarious and insurance and bounties are only relevant in as much as they offset the 'work' required to sustain the recreational activity.
|

Fuujin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:11:00 -
[208] - Quote
It's not their fault Doc. They don't understand the concept of shooting anything that doesn't have an ISK value displayed next to its name. Poor things.  |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:13:00 -
[209] - Quote
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Did you just talk about the 'opportunity cost' of a recreational activity? No one is blowing up ice miners to 'make lots of money'. They are blowing them up because it's hilarious and insurance and bounties are only relevant in as much as they offset the 'work' required to sustain the recreational activity.
When you consider that the whole internet spaceships thing is one big glorified spreadsheet, I think "opportunity cost" is relevant. Just take it to mean "I could be having fun doing this instead of having less fun doing that". I mean we have to be pretty weird to enjoy EVE in the first place... most people are busy playing Angry Birds. |

Fuujin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:16:00 -
[210] - Quote
Ptraci wrote: When you consider that the whole internet spaceships thing is one big glorified spreadsheet, I think "opportunity cost" is relevant. Just take it to mean "I could be having fun doing this instead of having less fun doing that". I mean we have to be pretty weird to enjoy EVE in the first place... most people are busy playing Angry Birds.
So the opportunity cost of ice mining--using your own logic here--is gargantuan. We're doing these people a valued service, and you are the one who's trying to keep them stuck in an unfun, unprofitable activity!
You monster. |
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Doctor Ungabungas
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:23:00 -
[211] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Did you just talk about the 'opportunity cost' of a recreational activity? No one is blowing up ice miners to 'make lots of money'. They are blowing them up because it's hilarious and insurance and bounties are only relevant in as much as they offset the 'work' required to sustain the recreational activity.
When you consider that the whole internet spaceships thing is one big glorified spreadsheet, I think "opportunity cost" is relevant. Just take it to mean "I could be having fun doing this instead of having less fun doing that". I mean we have to be pretty weird to enjoy EVE in the first place... most people are busy playing Angry Birds.
That's what I mean though.
People are enjoying killing ice miners right now, so the 'opportunity cost' of doing something less enjoyable is completely irrelevant.
Cipher Jones is trying to min max for maximum isk/hour while at the moment GSF is min maxing for maximum enjoyment.
So is the game about making isk/hour or is it about enjoying yourself? When you started playing, did you think to yourself 'boy, I hope I can get that number changing as fast as I can' or did you think 'I want to nail tiny bitches in space'. |

Cipher Jones
50
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:28:00 -
[212] - Quote
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:Cipher Jones wrote: For example leaving out the part that the ganking cannot be sustained, and regardless of the insurance payouts, the amount of opportunity cost being wasted is astronomical. Or the fact that it benefits others greatly.
Did you just talk about the 'opportunity cost' of a recreational activity? No one is blowing up ice miners to 'make lots of money'. They are blowing them up because it's hilarious and insurance and bounties are only relevant in as much as they offset the 'work' required to sustain the recreational activity.
Rofl. You are not. Others are. And you are their tool.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:29:00 -
[213] - Quote
holy crap
are you talking about isk/hr favorably in terms of ICE MINING
jesus christ |

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
269
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:31:00 -
[214] - Quote
Querns wrote:holy crap
are you talking about isk/hr favorably in terms of ICE MINING
jesus christ It's Cipher Jones.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Doctor Ungabungas
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:34:00 -
[215] - Quote
Cipher Jones wrote: Rofl. You are not. Others are. And you are their tool.
You're right I'm not - Hand to hand combat does not interest me, so I am chilling out in the depths of space running a vast industrial enterprise instead.
That's kind of what I do. |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:38:00 -
[216] - Quote
Querns wrote:holy crap
are you talking about isk/hr favorably in terms of ICE MINING
jesus christ
The only thing that beats ice mining in a fully tricked out Mackinaw top skills, the 5% implant, and a fully skilled Orca pilot is ABC mining in null sec.
But from your attitudes you seem to think that ice miners aren't allowed to own other ships or do other stuff in between mining ops. Hey it's not like once you wear a Mack, you never go back. But it certainly beats hanging around gate-camping or roaming in low sec hoping to find the one guy dumb enough to fight you but not good enough to kill you. |

Doctor Ungabungas
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:40:00 -
[217] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:once you wear a Mack, you never go back.
That's the best thing you've ever said, don't cheapen it by posting further. |

Jita Alt666
302
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:41:00 -
[218] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Did you just talk about the 'opportunity cost' of a recreational activity? No one is blowing up ice miners to 'make lots of money'. They are blowing them up because it's hilarious and insurance and bounties are only relevant in as much as they offset the 'work' required to sustain the recreational activity.
When you consider that the whole internet spaceships thing is one big glorified spreadsheet, I think "opportunity cost" is relevant. Just take it to mean "I could be having fun doing this instead of having less fun doing that". I mean we have to be pretty weird to enjoy EVE in the first place... most people are busy playing Angry Birds.
Quote:If I add the value of enjoyment I perceive as a an integer between 1-100 on column AAC of my Eve Online Spreadsheet, it changes the opportunity cost of ganking ice miners by a factor of: Your tears make it worth it whatever the cost.
Your threads are bait for bored goons who are waiting for their global aggression timer to finish. You do not need to respond to them. You do not even need to read them. You are also sighting Cipher Jones as a competent source. He is about this competent. |

Zirse
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
81
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:44:00 -
[219] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Querns wrote:holy crap
are you talking about isk/hr favorably in terms of ICE MINING
jesus christ The only thing that beats ice mining in a fully tricked out Mackinaw top skills, the 5% implant, and a fully skilled Orca pilot is ABC mining in null sec. But from your attitudes you seem to think that ice miners aren't allowed to own other ships or do other stuff in between mining ops. Hey it's not like once you wear a Mack, you never go back. But it certainly beats hanging around gate-camping or roaming in low sec hoping to find the one guy dumb enough to fight you but not good enough to kill you.
:OHGOD:
You do realize that if you make less than 60M an hour in this game you're doing it wrong? And 60M/h is not really anything to brag about either.
No one mines ABC in null because doing pretty much anything else is 10x more profitable.
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EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2011.10.05 01:47:00 -
[220] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Querns wrote:holy crap
are you talking about isk/hr favorably in terms of ICE MINING
jesus christ The only thing that beats ice mining in a fully tricked out Mackinaw top skills, the 5% implant, and a fully skilled Orca pilot is ABC mining in null sec. But from your attitudes you seem to think that ice miners aren't allowed to own other ships or do other stuff in between mining ops. Hey it's not like once you wear a Mack, you never go back. But it certainly beats hanging around gate-camping or roaming in low sec hoping to find the one guy dumb enough to fight you but not good enough to kill you.
Actually, belt ratting in 0.0 beats everything you just listed.
Incursions beat it by a factor of at least 10. |
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Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
269
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:48:00 -
[221] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:The only thing that beats ice mining in a fully tricked out Mackinaw top skills, the 5% implant, and a fully skilled Orca pilot is ABC mining in null sec. lol now you're just trolling. Grats on lowering yourself to our level...it's fun down here!
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Jita Alt666
302
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Posted - 2011.10.05 01:51:00 -
[222] - Quote
EnderCapitalG wrote:Ptraci wrote:Querns wrote:holy crap
are you talking about isk/hr favorably in terms of ICE MINING
jesus christ The only thing that beats ice mining in a fully tricked out Mackinaw top skills, the 5% implant, and a fully skilled Orca pilot is ABC mining in null sec. But from your attitudes you seem to think that ice miners aren't allowed to own other ships or do other stuff in between mining ops. Hey it's not like once you wear a Mack, you never go back. But it certainly beats hanging around gate-camping or roaming in low sec hoping to find the one guy dumb enough to fight you but not good enough to kill you. Actually, belt ratting in 0.0 beats everything you just listed. Incursions beat it by a factor of at least 10.
Thus the correct answer is, stop mining ice jump into a zealot or guardian and pew pew your way to riches?
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Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
269
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 01:55:00 -
[223] - Quote
Jita Alt666 wrote:Thus the correct answer is, stop mining ice jump into a zealot or guardian and pew pew your way to riches?
Ratting in a guardian is a pro plan.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Jita Alt666
302
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 02:12:00 -
[224] - Quote
Ladie Scarlet wrote:Jita Alt666 wrote:Thus the correct answer is, stop mining ice jump into a zealot or guardian and pew pew your way to riches?
Ratting in a guardian is a pro plan.
Providing logistic support to an amour tanked incursion fleet is more or less pro? |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 02:32:00 -
[225] - Quote
EnderCapitalG wrote: Actually, belt ratting in 0.0 beats everything you just listed.
Incursions beat it by a factor of at least 10.
LOL. A goon pretending to have a clue.
You even capitalized words and used punctuation.
Did you make your mom come all the way to the basement and type that for you?
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 02:38:00 -
[226] - Quote
man if you think that anyone except for barely displaced empire renters mine in nullsec or that mining is good isk/hr you should probably uninstall, no troll
There are dozens of ways to make money that beat that and most of them don't require sov |

gibboZA
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 02:41:00 -
[227] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:LOL. A goon pretending to have a clue. You even capitalized words and used punctuation. Did you make your mom come all the way to the basement and type that for you? Mr Epeen 
christ he's still signing his posts |

Woo Glin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
42
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 02:43:00 -
[228] - Quote
must be a WI plant |

Woo Glin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
42
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 02:44:00 -
[229] - Quote
If you're a deep cover WI spy post a lolcat |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
67
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 02:57:00 -
[230] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:EnderCapitalG wrote: Actually, belt ratting in 0.0 beats everything you just listed.
Incursions beat it by a factor of at least 10.
LOL. A goon pretending to have a clue. You even capitalized words and used punctuation. Did you make your mom come all the way to the basement and type that for you? Mr Epeen 
Oh boy |
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Levarr Burton
B0rthole Test Alliance Please Ignore
40
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Posted - 2011.10.05 03:09:00 -
[231] - Quote
Reading this thread gives me something to do besides touch myself while I wait for my Thorax-filled freighter to get to Gallente space. |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 03:34:00 -
[232] - Quote
gibboZA wrote:
christ he's still signing his posts
Christ! He's still signing his posts.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
30
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 03:57:00 -
[233] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:gibboZA wrote:
christ he's still signing his posts
Christ! He's still signing his posts. Mr Epeen 
Good news, friends. It has learned punctuation.
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whaynethepain
8
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Posted - 2011.10.05 04:19:00 -
[234] - Quote
Bump. |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
10
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 04:29:00 -
[235] - Quote
David Cedarbridge wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:gibboZA wrote:
christ he's still signing his posts
Christ! He's still signing his posts. Mr Epeen  Good news, friends. It has learned punctuation.
After only one lesson?
I doubt it. But I can keep trying and maybe it will learn by example.
Mr Epeen  If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Jita Alt666
302
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 05:31:00 -
[236] - Quote
I was pretty sure this thread had reached the gutter. The increasing prevalence of Mr Epeen posts provides empirical evidence of this. |

Jita Alt666
303
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 05:44:00 -
[237] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:gibboZA wrote:
christ he's still signing his posts
Christ! He's still signing his posts. Mr Epeen 
You are making a presumption that the word Christ is being used as an exclamation of surprise. There are other alternatives which would lead to other appropriate forms of punctuation. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
92
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 05:48:00 -
[238] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:EnderCapitalG wrote: Actually, belt ratting in 0.0 beats everything you just listed.
Incursions beat it by a factor of at least 10.
LOL. A goon pretending to have a clue. You even capitalized words and used punctuation. Did you make your mom come all the way to the basement and type that for you? Mr Epeen 
obviously you know a lot more please tell us why he is wrong |

Apollo-Moor
xHELLonEARTHx Rookie Empire
21
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 06:54:00 -
[239] - Quote
Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining.
You lost a lot of lunch money as a kid huh..? |

Falin Whalen
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
27
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 07:12:00 -
[240] - Quote
Apollo-Moor wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining. You lost a lot of lunch money as a kid huh..?
Yea, my pockets couldn't hold all of your lunch money, it kept falling out.
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
99
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 07:13:00 -
[241] - Quote
Apollo-Moor wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining. You lost a lot of lunch money as a kid huh..?
oh god must I say this again
who do you think is more socially functional in real life, the guy who only plays the game to mine solo and run missions solo or the guys who have a fun time coordinating ganks together and giving arrogant solo miners a bloody nose? |

pussnheels
Vintage heavy industries
77
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 07:18:00 -
[242] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:Now to understand the adversary and his tactics: Goonswarm Federation is the 2nd largest alliance in EVE with close to 7,000 players and who knows how many neutral alts.
You mean 7000 teenagers who got the selves banned from any other MMO and now taking their frustration out on EVE
Goons Delenda Est I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |

Signal11th
72
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Posted - 2011.10.05 07:45:00 -
[243] - Quote
Sorry chaps I just nodded off at the 2nd page of this thread, So is this whole epic thread about blowing up miners , zzzzzzz
zzzzz Oh no I'm falling asleep aga.................. God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |

Zirse
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
83
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 07:47:00 -
[244] - Quote
pussnheels wrote:Ptraci wrote:Now to understand the adversary and his tactics: Goonswarm Federation is the 2nd largest alliance in EVE with close to 7,000 players and who knows how many neutral alts.
You mean 7000 teenagers who got the selves banned from any other MMO and now taking their frustration out on EVE Goons Delenda Est
Confirming Goonswarm is all teenagers and neckbeards. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
99
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 07:57:00 -
[245] - Quote
pussnheels wrote:Ptraci wrote:Now to understand the adversary and his tactics: Goonswarm Federation is the 2nd largest alliance in EVE with close to 7,000 players and who knows how many neutral alts.
You mean 7000 teenagers who got the selves banned from any other MMO and now taking their frustration out on EVE Goons Delenda Est you're so bitter
and hazed |

March rabbit
Ganse Shadow of xXDEATHXx
6
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Posted - 2011.10.05 08:55:00 -
[246] - Quote
Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:STOP POSTING, WHAT ABOUT MY STORY  who are you again? |

Snake Bacon
Snake'N'Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 09:07:00 -
[247] - Quote
Recently my corporation was contacted by a member of Goonswarm claiming to be their public representative. He said that for a fee of 500,000,000 isk any single member of the corp would be granted immunity from Goonie violence while ice mining, but only in a single system. This sounded absolutely dumb, for obvious reasons. Aside from the steep fee, it only covers one person and only in one system. I didn't want any part of this but one of my members paid up and was mining safely this past day in Actee.
After it turned out that their guy wasn't full of crap, I ended up paying for my corporation (and a friendly orca pilot) to mine safely in Actee. We just got done with a 2 hour mining op there, and everything was fine. So if you get this offer, take them up on it! It's expensive, but much less expensive than not making any money! |

The WhiteRecluse
Snake'N'Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret
2
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Posted - 2011.10.05 09:08:00 -
[248] - Quote
Snake Bacon wrote:Recently my corporation was contacted by a member of Goonswarm claiming to be their public representative. He said that for a fee of 500,000,000 isk any single member of the corp would be granted immunity from Goonie violence while ice mining, but only in a single system. This sounded absolutely dumb, for obvious reasons. Aside from the steep fee, it only covers one person and only in one system. I didn't want any part of this but one of my members paid up and was mining safely this past day in Actee.
After it turned out that their guy wasn't full of crap, I ended up paying for my corporation (and a friendly orca pilot) to mine safely in Actee. We just got done with a 2 hour mining op there, and everything was fine. So if you get this offer, take them up on it! It's expensive, but much less expensive than not making any money!
I was the member who originally paid, and the Public Representative was named Venus Vermillion. He was real nice, and he seems to keep to his word. |

Vinata
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2011.10.05 09:09:00 -
[249] - Quote
Snake Bacon wrote:After it turned out that their guy wasn't full of crap, I ended up paying for my corporation (and a friendly orca pilot) to mine safely in Actee. We just got done with a 2 hour mining op there, and everything was fine. So if you get this offer, take them up on it! It's expensive, but much less expensive than not making any money!
I'm the Orca pilot in question, and I was convinced we were going to die. At one point a goon fleet showed up in our belt and killed another miner, but left us alone. Weird guys.
I guess a good way to survive the goons is to just pay them off. |

Meridith Akesia
Stimulus Rote Kapelle
49
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 09:38:00 -
[250] - Quote
lol mining. |
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Karim alRashid
Aliastra Gallente Federation
14
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 09:46:00 -
[251] - Quote
Vinata wrote:
I'm the Orca pilot in question, and I was convinced we were going to die. At one point a goon fleet showed up in our belt and killed another miner, but left us alone. Weird guys.
I guess a good way to survive the goons is to just pay them off.
Confirming a true story, honest.  |

Doddy
Excidium. Executive Outcomes
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 14:20:00 -
[252] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:[quote=Khanh'rhh][ Sure, you can keep griefing (let's not call it ganking, I'd like to reserve that word for low sec players who are far more creative than you) all you want regardless of your sec level. But for all that other stuff - like - moving goods to and from the market hubs, well, that's hard to do with -10. So you can choose to stay a null-bear forever where -10 doesn't matter, but you will always have to rely on someone else to move your stuff around for you for a long, long time. Like you said, it takes a lot of commitment. On a throwaway alt, who cares. But on a real char? Hmmm.
First everyone has alts to do empire stuff anyway, second just how long do you think it takes to fix sec status when you have 0.0 rats are your disposal? Oh no they have to rat for a few days and earn isk while doing it. |

Cipher Jones
51
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 14:26:00 -
[253] - Quote
Andski wrote:Apollo-Moor wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining. You lost a lot of lunch money as a kid huh..? oh god must I say this again who do you think is more socially functional in real life, the guy who only plays the game to mine solo and run missions solo or the guys who have a fun time coordinating ganks together and giving arrogant solo miners a bloody nose?
Gang rapists think that activity is fun. So obviously they are more socially functional than an accountant with a job the gang rapists think is boring. You really put things in perspective.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
268
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 14:32:00 -
[254] - Quote
Cipher Jones wrote: Gang rapists think that activity is fun. So obviously they are more socially functional than an accountant with a job the gang rapists think is boring. You really put things in perspective.
excuse me i am both a space gang rapist and a space accountant how do i fit in |

Basileus Volkan
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
43
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 14:36:00 -
[255] - Quote
I, too, am a virtual gang rapist. |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
681
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 14:42:00 -
[256] - Quote
goonswarm: literally internet gang rapists because they were mean to ice miners
amazing |

Doddy
Excidium. Executive Outcomes
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 14:44:00 -
[257] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:[quote=Khanh'rhh]
but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. .
If only there was 0.0 belts full of enriched blue ice huh. |

David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
33
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 15:50:00 -
[258] - Quote
Doddy wrote:Ptraci wrote:[quote=Khanh'rhh]
but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. . If only there was 0.0 belts full of enriched blue ice huh.
Don't worry guys, I just undocked from my home station here and there's a whole belt of it! We're saved! |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
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Posted - 2011.10.05 15:52:00 -
[259] - Quote
pussnheels wrote:Ptraci wrote:Now to understand the adversary and his tactics: Goonswarm Federation is the 2nd largest alliance in EVE with close to 7,000 players and who knows how many neutral alts.
You mean 7000 teenagers who got the selves banned from any other MMO and now taking their frustration out on EVE Goons Delenda Est
I've already had to correct someone on this, here is a handy quote for you:
Infinimo wrote:pussnheels wrote:Goons Delenda Est Goons is blotted out? Tut tut, clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'. Additionally, there is no reason to capitalise every word in the sentence. If you want to use Latin to show off at least do it right, godDAMN...
Infinimo wrote:pubbies delendae est |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
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Posted - 2011.10.05 15:54:00 -
[260] - Quote
argh missed the snipe |
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Drago Palermus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 17:24:00 -
[261] - Quote
Zirse wrote:pussnheels wrote:Ptraci wrote:Now to understand the adversary and his tactics: Goonswarm Federation is the 2nd largest alliance in EVE with close to 7,000 players and who knows how many neutral alts.
You mean 7000 teenagers who got the selves banned from any other MMO and now taking their frustration out on EVE Goons Delenda Est Confirming Goonswarm is all teenagers and neckbeards. but very few teenagers can grow neckbeards
do we revert and keep our beard-growing hormones?
this is Very Important  |

Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2011.10.05 17:29:00 -
[262] - Quote
If the price for T1 cruisers and mods or even brutix price goes up then it's good for the game.
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Trusty Jutspezic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 17:37:00 -
[263] - Quote
Goons eunt domos. |

Cipher Jones
53
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Posted - 2011.10.05 17:38:00 -
[264] - Quote
The Mittani wrote:goonswarm: literally internet gang rapists because they were mean to ice miners
amazing
No, but you are literally internet suicide bombers.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
73
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 17:48:00 -
[265] - Quote
Cipher Jones wrote:The Mittani wrote:goonswarm: literally internet gang rapists because they were mean to ice miners
amazing No, but you are literally internet suicide bombers.
Keep digging that hole. |

Zirse
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
86
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 17:48:00 -
[266] - Quote
Jihadswarm will be born again, and it will blot out the suns. |

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
276
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 17:56:00 -
[267] - Quote
Zirse wrote:Jihadswarm will be born again, and it will blot out the suns. We are Dread Pirates now not Jihadists.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 18:38:00 -
[268] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Ptraci wrote:Written Word wrote:If you are smrt enough to type this all up, why do you even bother mining? Because high sec miners are not all bots and a lot of them are clueless newbs who don't really deserve what you are handing out to them. It's pretty sad listening in on the goon intel channel and hearing orgasmic exclamations about how they killed a retriever or covetor. Yeah, what a rush. But organizing a resistance, hmm, ok that sounds like fun. the ones killing retrievers and covetors are mostly our newbies :3: our newbies are way better than your newbies :3:
"our newb apples are better than your newb oranges....": [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG] |

Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
91
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 18:49:00 -
[269] - Quote
Andski wrote:heh
watch as they say YOU'RE GOING TO DEPLETE ALL YOUR ALLIANCE'S ISK TO KILL ICE MINERS
someone should link our finances
Yes. We will totally do that. If we kill another 585 Orcas and Hulks. A day. For the next month.
(It's good to have a goal.) |

Querns
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
15
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 18:51:00 -
[270] - Quote
Speaking of which, orca down
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462
~nothing is safe~ |
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Xython
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
91
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 18:53:00 -
[271] - Quote
You'll note that once we pointed out that The Apostle and his "Welpcats" was Riverini posting as an alt, he went away.
Even if it was just a coincidence, we're well on our way to making "You're a Riverini Alt, right?" another way of saying "You're of below average intelligence and lacking in logic, aren't you?"
Win Win~! |

Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
17
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 18:54:00 -
[272] - Quote
Not even your orcas are safe:
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462
Boys, grab your harpoons, we are going WHALING!!! |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
711
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 19:29:00 -
[273] - Quote
resistance will simply be met with delight and overwhelming force
please resist more |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
15
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:32:00 -
[274] - Quote
So you finally killed something of value and feel the need to spam post it in every thread you can.
Fascinating.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Steamgrind Meatroller
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 19:34:00 -
[275] - Quote
Hi, just wanted to test out my signature.
Steamgrind Meatroller  CEO of Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation EVE Online Space Pilot Black Man |

Jita Alt666
310
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 19:42:00 -
[276] - Quote
mmmmmm are you ginga downstairs as well?
I mean, imagine a black man in an orange forest.  |

David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
34
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:55:00 -
[277] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:So you finally killed something of value and feel the need to spam post it in every thread you can. Fascinating. Mr Epeen 
I can see your list of accomplishments is as long as your epeen. Don't worry bro. You'll find it one day. |

Phoenix'Child
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 20:00:00 -
[278] - Quote
Just stop Mining
Goons get bored too quickly
Of those 7k people 6,950 will be bored if the targets go away.
The remaining 50 will be out voted and goons will leave.
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
16
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:04:00 -
[279] - Quote
David Cedarbridge wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:So you finally killed something of value and feel the need to spam post it in every thread you can. Fascinating. Mr Epeen  I can see your list of accomplishments is as long as your epeen. Don't worry bro. You'll find it one day.
Not that it's terribly difficult considering the I.Q. of most goonies, I do consider rage responses an accomplishment worthy of the effort I put into getting them.
Thank you for adding to my list.
Mr Epeen  If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 20:06:00 -
[280] - Quote
Trusty Jutspezic wrote:Goons eunt domos. More like 'goon dominus est'  |
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Trusty Jutspezic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 20:15:00 -
[281] - Quote
I saw you forget to pluralize dominus.
A goon edit he own post. A shameful goon. |

gibboZA
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.10.05 20:26:00 -
[282] - Quote
Phoenix'Child wrote:Just stop Mining
Goons get bored too quickly
Of those 7k people 6,950 will be bored if the targets go away.
The remaining 50 will be out voted and goons will leave.
Vote? What is this vote you speak of? |

Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
96
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 20:30:00 -
[283] - Quote
(PS bees live in hives hth) |

Trusty Jutspezic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 20:34:00 -
[284] - Quote
Mittens is a Queen (Bee). |

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
42
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:32:00 -
[285] - Quote
David Cedarbridge wrote:Doddy wrote:Ptraci wrote:[quote=Khanh'rhh]
but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. . If only there was 0.0 belts full of enriched blue ice huh. Don't worry guys, I just undocked from my home station here and there's a whole belt of it! We're saved!
Yeah, but if you increase the value of those belts enough, other people are going to want to fight you for them. Empire is a pushover, but there's more to nullsec than just goons. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:40:00 -
[286] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0GTevGPLy0 |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:42:00 -
[287] - Quote
Trusty Jutspezic wrote:I saw you forget to pluralize dominus.
A goon edit he own post. A shameful goon. shh |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:42:00 -
[288] - Quote
oh dear it appears I have double - no, triple posted! |

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
284
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:43:00 -
[289] - Quote
Infinimo wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0GTevGPLy0 Check out Ron Perlman in that clip...badass
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
25
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:45:00 -
[290] - Quote
the ice must (not) flow |
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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
42
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:46:00 -
[291] - Quote
Infinimo wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0GTevGPLy0
rofl |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
725
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 21:53:00 -
[292] - Quote
Phoenix'Child wrote:Just stop Mining
Goons get bored too quickly
Of those 7k people 6,950 will be bored if the targets go away.
The remaining 50 will be out voted and goons will leave.
goonswarm is known for its love of democracy
|

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
285
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 22:13:00 -
[293] - Quote
checkbox polls >>> democracy The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Tokclik
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.05 22:27:00 -
[294] - Quote
And we always vote for "checkbox" |

Hratli Smirks
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
56
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 00:01:00 -
[295] - Quote
pussnheels wrote:[quote=Ptraci] You mean 7000 teenagers who got the selves banned from any other MMO and now taking their frustration out on EVE
haven't gotten banned from Allods Online yet! (fingers crossed!!!) |

Hratli Smirks
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
56
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 00:01:00 -
[296] - Quote
Ladie Scarlet wrote:Infinimo wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0GTevGPLy0 Check out Ron Perlman in that clip...badass
Ron Perlman is badass in every clip hth |

Hratli Smirks
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
56
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 00:03:00 -
[297] - Quote
I'm not really into the suicide ganking in empire "thing" but I'll fight to the death to defend their right to fight to the death |

Psychophantic
70
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 00:13:00 -
[298] - Quote
Another goon circlejerk, their self-esteem must be rising.
INB4 no moderation and lock. |

Doddy
Excidium. Executive Outcomes
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 01:29:00 -
[299] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:David Cedarbridge wrote:Doddy wrote:Ptraci wrote:[quote=Khanh'rhh]
but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. . If only there was 0.0 belts full of enriched blue ice huh. Don't worry guys, I just undocked from my home station here and there's a whole belt of it! We're saved! Yeah, but if you increase the value of those belts enough, other people are going to want to fight you for them. Empire is a pushover, but there's more to nullsec than just goons.
Yes, i am sure people will conquer goon space to get at the blue ice rather than the tech moons, 10/10 plexes and sanctums. Especially when the only other large 0.0 block also has belts full of the stuff in their back yard.
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Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
286
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 01:45:00 -
[300] - Quote
Psychophantic wrote:Another goon circlejerk, their self-esteem must be rising.
INB4 no moderation and lock. Goons are self-moderated.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
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Jita Alt666
312
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 01:49:00 -
[301] - Quote
Ptraci wrote:David Cedarbridge wrote:Doddy wrote:Ptraci wrote:[quote=Khanh'rhh]
but even goons are going to need oxygen isotopes eventually when the stockpiles start running low At best you are cutting your own throats. . If only there was 0.0 belts full of enriched blue ice huh. Don't worry guys, I just undocked from my home station here and there's a whole belt of it! We're saved! Yeah, but if you increase the value of those belts enough, other people are going to want to fight you for them. Empire is a pushover, but there's more to nullsec than just goons.
My god you are making me wish there was a way I could help goons in making idiots like you shut up.
If Oxygen Isotope was to increase in value by a factor of 10 (5000-6000 pu) people in 0.0 would still not mine it/value it/fight over it. |

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
286
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 01:53:00 -
[302] - Quote
Jita Alt666 wrote:My god you are making me wish there was a way I could join goons in making idiots like you shut up You are in luck! We are starting a newbie drive and are looking for new rifter pilots. You can contact one of our many recruitment officers for more info. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Jita Alt666
313
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 01:53:00 -
[303] - Quote
heh beat my edit - join no way, help kill miners yes please. |

Venus Vermillion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 03:20:00 -
[304] - Quote
Tokclik wrote:And we always vote for "checkbox"
According to our last vote, Checkbox is actually the leader of Theta Squad.
He handily defeated a bag of groceries and thecrate. |

Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
115
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 03:27:00 -
[305] - Quote
Why do people say "the goons?"
Its really just "goons" or "goonswarm." Why do you keep throwing a useless and unneeded "THE" infront of it? Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD |

Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 04:08:00 -
[306] - Quote
Andski wrote:Lyrrashae wrote:ITT:
Goons trying to make themselves relevant and credible again.
How...adorable. Tell us all about the conquests of the notorious Crushed Ambitions corporation
Right then, how about this:
1) We haven't become everything we professed to stand against 2) We haven't turned zerosec into a stagnant carebear joke 3) We haven't gained everything we have through botting and/or RMT
|

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
80
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 04:29:00 -
[307] - Quote
Lyrrashae wrote:Andski wrote:Lyrrashae wrote:ITT:
Goons trying to make themselves relevant and credible again.
How...adorable. Tell us all about the conquests of the notorious Crushed Ambitions corporation Right then, how about this: 1) We haven't become everything we professed to stand against 2) We haven't turned zerosec into a stagnant carebear joke 3) We haven't gained everything we have through botting and/or RMT
Pack it in guys, we've been outed |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
17
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 04:32:00 -
[308] - Quote
Lyrrashae wrote:Andski wrote:Lyrrashae wrote:ITT:
Goons trying to make themselves relevant and credible again.
How...adorable. Tell us all about the conquests of the notorious Crushed Ambitions corporation Right then, how about this: 1) We haven't become everything we professed to stand against 2) We haven't turned zerosec into a stagnant carebear joke 3) We haven't gained everything we have through botting and/or RMT
1) She has some valid points. 2) I totally groove on the 'I'm hot and I'm gonna kick your ass and make you beg for it' look she has goin' on. 3) See number two.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
328
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 06:41:00 -
[309] - Quote
Lyrrashae wrote:Right then, how about this:
1) We haven't become everything we professed to stand against 2) We haven't turned zerosec into a stagnant carebear joke 3) We haven't gained everything we have through botting and/or RMT
Sounds like you are describing Goonswarm Federation. We should be space buddies since we have so much in common!
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 07:03:00 -
[310] - Quote
mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
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Signal11th
74
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 07:06:00 -
[311] - Quote
Signal11th wrote:Sorry chaps I just nodded off at the 2nd page of this thread, So is this whole epic thread about blowing up miners , zzzzzzz zzzzz Oh no I'm falling asleep aga.................. 
zzzz...,,, "stretches arms" man that was a nice nap, so oh my this thread is still going, Oh well lets start reading the thread again Oh no not agai................zzzzz God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
778
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 07:36:00 -
[312] - Quote
i'm going to go on a ganking spree in jita tomorrow, it's gonna own |

Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
47
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 07:45:00 -
[313] - Quote
I got a Mackinaw BPO, can I help? Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook-á |

Jita Alt666
324
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 08:18:00 -
[314] - Quote
Taiwanistan wrote:mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
That is a poor haiku.
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Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
74
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 08:23:00 -
[315] - Quote
All posts in this thread must now be in haiku form. o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |

The Groundskeeper
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 08:43:00 -
[316] - Quote
Indeterminacy wrote:Don't just "survive" the goons, fight back, ***** on some killmails and thwart their nefarious plot. Put a couple fast locking ranged ships in the belt with you and one of two things will happen.
- they won't try to gank you. - you will minimize the losses you would otherwise suffered by attacking the goon assailant(s) even before concord thus killing them faster.
Also, I suggest setting the following red (at an alliance, corp, or personal level):
goons, test, and any noobship pilots you see in your belts, scoutin your ships, while any goons/test are in system. also, check the goonfleet killboard for kills and grab non-goon/test pilot names from it and set them red.
PS: the combat ships you put in the belt should be near point range of your bai....er, miners, and probably not a close range ship in case goons decide to set you up the bomb.
Listen to the advice of this guy from Brick Squad we've had to struggle against their skill in order to take a quarter of their stations in a week. |

Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
74
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 08:44:00 -
[317] - Quote
The Groundskeeper wrote:Indeterminacy wrote:Don't just "survive" the goons, fight back, ***** on some killmails and thwart their nefarious plot. Put a couple fast locking ranged ships in the belt with you and one of two things will happen.
- they won't try to gank you. - you will minimize the losses you would otherwise suffered by attacking the goon assailant(s) even before concord thus killing them faster.
Also, I suggest setting the following red (at an alliance, corp, or personal level):
goons, test, and any noobship pilots you see in your belts, scoutin your ships, while any goons/test are in system. also, check the goonfleet killboard for kills and grab non-goon/test pilot names from it and set them red.
PS: the combat ships you put in the belt should be near point range of your bai....er, miners, and probably not a close range ship in case goons decide to set you up the bomb. Listen to the advice of this guy from Brick Squad we've had to struggle against their skill in order to take a quarter of their stations in a week. This post was not in haiku form. -50 DKP o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |

The Groundskeeper
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
13
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 08:47:00 -
[318] - Quote
Tallian Saotome wrote: This post was not in haiku form. -50 DKP
Unironically Brick Squad pilot gives advice Hiding in empire |

Alikchi
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 08:59:00 -
[319] - Quote
Please, tank your orcas A supertanked orca is Worth a lot of isk |

Tasiv Deka
The Baseborn Syndicate
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 09:16:00 -
[320] - Quote
Tallian Saotome wrote:All posts in this thread must now be in haiku form. goon swarm is very funny they are making the game so fun i kinda hate haiku
in all seriousness though i have a lot of respect for what the goons are doing whether its for financial gain, to rid the game of botters, or just for straight up funsies its kept me entertained just by reading about the forums at my RL job |
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
182
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 09:30:00 -
[321] - Quote
The Mittani wrote:i'm going to go on a ganking spree in jita tomorrow, it's gonna own [brrrrppppp brrrrpppp] [click] Hello Orphanage? . Yeah, hey man... wha? Nah good. You? . Suweet.... Hey quick quessie? . Are G**Ns decced yet? . Yeah mate, their heading your way. . Be good to see fights a little less one sided. 'ey.... . Yeah I know, they're like that 'ey.... . You dealing? . SuWEET..... . Nah. Just the noobs dude. Wanna see if they run when fired at. . Suweeeeeeet... . Yeah Catrcha.....
[click] Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
382
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 12:25:00 -
[322] - Quote
his posting is still a crime against humanity though |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
64
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 13:26:00 -
[323] - Quote
They say Goonswarm shrugged, But it felt more like a punch, To ice mining 'tards - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

knobber Jobbler
Holding Inc.
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 14:05:00 -
[324] - Quote
The Mittani wrote:i'm going to go on a ganking spree in jita tomorrow, it's gonna own
In a CNR, for a smarty party. It's the only way to be sure.
|

David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
39
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 17:03:00 -
[325] - Quote
The Apostle wrote:The Mittani wrote:i'm going to go on a ganking spree in jita tomorrow, it's gonna own [brrrrppppp brrrrpppp] [click] Hello Orphanage? . Yeah, hey man... wha? Nah good. You? . Suweet.... Hey quick quessie? . Are G**Ns decced yet? . Yeah mate, their heading your way. . Be good to see fights a little less one sided. 'ey.... . Yeah I know, they're like that 'ey.... . You dealing? . SuWEET..... . Nah. Just the noobs dude. Wanna see if they run when fired at. . Suweeeeeeet... . Yeah Catrcha..... [click]
Hey guys, have you heard? There's this super pvp group in Jita that sits on undocks and always has us wardec'd so they can shoot the most newbie of our newbies running to Jita and back~! All our plans are ruined! |

Jita Alt666
326
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 18:42:00 -
[326] - Quote
Plus repped all haiku Both the bad and the good Ice prices stable?
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Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
8
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 19:23:00 -
[327] - Quote
Kaleidoscopic Inapplicability Appreciation
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
350
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 19:32:00 -
[328] - Quote
Taiwanistan wrote:mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
Your talentless prose Another nail in your coffin Typical goon fail
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
102
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 20:15:00 -
[329] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Taiwanistan wrote:mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
Your talentless prose Another nail in your coffin Typical goon fail Mr Epeen 
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up moron |

Richyp
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 20:28:00 -
[330] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Taiwanistan wrote:mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
Your talentless prose Another nail in your coffin Typical goon fail Mr Epeen 
Fail is not a noun You stupid pubbie dumbass Stop signing your posts
Mr Epeen  |
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
350
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 20:49:00 -
[331] - Quote
Richyp wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:Taiwanistan wrote:mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
Your talentless prose Another nail in your coffin Typical goon fail Mr Epeen  Fail is not a noun You stupid pubbie dumbass Stop signing your posts Mr Epeen 
Rage satisfies me Goonie rage most of all Feed me more
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
106
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 21:26:00 -
[332] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Richyp wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:Taiwanistan wrote:mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
Your talentless prose Another nail in your coffin Typical goon fail Mr Epeen  Fail is not a noun You stupid pubbie dumbass Stop signing your posts Mr Epeen  Rage satisfies me Goonie rage most of all Feed me more Mr Epeen 
I enjoy how you Ignored my post, Mister Peen PS Get Out Now |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
56
|
Posted - 2011.10.06 23:10:00 -
[333] - Quote
white snow, icy peaks it's a metaphor, of course bukkake haiku |

Killstealing
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 00:27:00 -
[334] - Quote
"Mike Hawk is quite long outdone by Mick Litoris", she said by hir bong |

ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group The Veerhouven Group
1
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 00:43:00 -
[335] - Quote
Goons? What Goons?
The only thing I have ever seen a Goon do well is run his/her suk. |

Cypermethren
Hardcore p0wnography Cascade Probable
18
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 01:39:00 -
[336] - Quote
Why the goons are doing this?
Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.
Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.
Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.
derp.
This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :) |

David Cedarbridge
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
39
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 02:07:00 -
[337] - Quote
Cypermethren wrote:Why the goons are doing this?
Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.
Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.
Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.
derp.
This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :)
even the goons reaction mimmics the MSM in this situation. Genuine problem is brought forward. Everything from Ants to Elephants is buoght up as a distraction to lead you away and to focus you on something else so you forget about the problem you came here for origionaly. Ahhhhhhhh dear.
What distraction? I'm pretty sure we've been up front about our intentions to shoot every idiot who wants to keep mining ice. |

Doctor Ungabungas
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 02:19:00 -
[338] - Quote
ACY GTMI wrote:The only thing I have ever seen a Goon do well is run his/her suk.
ACY GTMI for CEO! |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 03:02:00 -
[339] - Quote
Mr Epeen wrote:Taiwanistan wrote:mr epeen i am sick of your dung posting you make me miss snot shot you stupid pedestrian
Your talentless prose Another nail in your coffin Typical goon fail Mr Epeen  my gods mr epeen you fool runt we tell you to fix your punctuation you fix it we start posting pseudo haiku you follow it's not really about you it's about the goons |

ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group The Veerhouven Group
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 03:10:00 -
[340] - Quote
Oh, sorry, but a 'Hi Sec miner' who needs protection from Goons has probably only been at it for a few days. I would be more concerned about belt rats.
Seriously, miners, especially new ones, need all the help they can get. It wasn't that long ago for me. Yes, I get irked sometimes for drawing four rats off a Bantam, and the pilot never says a word, but I do it anyway.
What is it? Random Acts Of Kindness? |
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Aramatheia
Traveler 52 D-Collective
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 03:49:00 -
[341] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels... this is forum war, your baby words have no place here and macks can be tanked + linked so they resist a cruiser gank they probably scanned them because, you know, the rookie ship could see you
no offence but a person who uses the 'word' (i use that term unbelivably lightly) "pubbies" has about bugger all highground in a 'forum war'. So I say just forget about posting and go kill some ships! |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
334
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 03:54:00 -
[342] - Quote
Aramatheia wrote:no offence but a person who uses the 'word' (i use that term unbelivably lightly) "pubbies" has about bugger all highground in a 'forum war'. So I say just forget about posting and go kill some ships! Shut up pubbie
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

destiny2
Sickle Moon Intrepid Crossing
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 03:56:00 -
[343] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining. this man is lying goons never use alpha continue putting ten repping ships on your untanked mack
Goons never use alpha LOLOLOLOLOLOL. fail. considering your maelstroms are fit with arttys which in fact do alpha damage derp derp.
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Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
334
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 04:01:00 -
[344] - Quote
destiny2 wrote:Goons never use alpha LOLOLOLOLOLOL. fail. considering your maelstroms are fit with arttys which in fact do alpha damage derp derp.
Boy are you dumb.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group The Veerhouven Group
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 04:02:00 -
[345] - Quote
Blah blah.
Suk suk.
It doesn't matter.
Goon = Dead. |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
334
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 04:04:00 -
[346] - Quote
ACY GTMI wrote:Blah blah.
Suk suk.
It doesn't matter.
Goon = Dead. Your seething jealousy fuels me.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Aramatheia
Traveler 52 D-Collective
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 04:34:00 -
[347] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:Aramatheia wrote:no offence but a person who uses the 'word' (i use that term unbelivably lightly) "pubbies" has about bugger all highground in a 'forum war'. So I say just forget about posting and go kill some ships! Shut up pubbie
sorry, i forgot to be offended, oh wait no nevermind, 5 year olds arent worth laughing at. I think the daycare lady is calling, did you go outside without your hat again /sigh
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ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group The Veerhouven Group
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 05:12:00 -
[348] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:ACY GTMI wrote:Blah blah.
Suk suk.
It doesn't matter.
Goon = Dead. Your seething jealousy fuels me.
Small minds, small thoughts.
My standard terms if you would like to meet. |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
814
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 05:18:00 -
[349] - Quote
this is still tremendously entertaining, just f y i |

gibboZA
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 05:37:00 -
[350] - Quote
destiny2 wrote: Goons never use alpha LOLOLOLOLOLOL. fail. considering your maelstroms are fit with arttys which in fact do alpha damage derp derp.
This actually caused me physical pain.
Aramatheia wrote: sorry, i forgot to be offended, oh wait no nevermind, 5 year olds arent worth laughing at. I think the daycare lady is calling, did you go outside without your hat again /sigh
Never forget the :tinfoil: |
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EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
109
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 05:39:00 -
[351] - Quote
destiny2 wrote:Weaselior wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining. this man is lying goons never use alpha continue putting ten repping ships on your untanked mack Goons never use alpha LOLOLOLOLOLOL. fail. considering your maelstroms are fit with arttys which in fact do alpha damage derp derp.
The joke -> -
Your head -> o |

ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group The Veerhouven Group
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 05:43:00 -
[352] - Quote
EnderCapitalG wrote:
The joke -> -
Your head -> o
The joke, you dumbass is on you. Or maybe not. Is there an award for the Most Wasted Space In A Forum Post?
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ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group The Veerhouven Group
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 05:46:00 -
[353] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:ACY GTMI wrote:Blah blah.
Suk suk.
It doesn't matter.
Goon = Dead. Your seething jealousy fuels me.
Come on, ******, let's get it done. You are wasting my time.
|

Thorn Galen
The Scope Gallente Federation
54
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 06:11:00 -
[354] - Quote
ACY GTMI wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:ACY GTMI wrote:Blah blah.
Suk suk.
It doesn't matter.
Goon = Dead. Your seething jealousy fuels me. Come on, ******, let's get it done. You are wasting my time.
@ACY GTMI If you feel so angry and defiant, why not 'dec Goonswarm ? I'm sure they can spare one or two pilots to entertain you. The door is not real. |

ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group The Veerhouven Group
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 06:45:00 -
[355] - Quote
Jeez, I'm so sorry. Fuckmar's new forums ate my post, and you aren't worth re-typimg it for. |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
110
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 07:19:00 -
[356] - Quote
ACY GTMI wrote:EnderCapitalG wrote:
The joke -> -
Your head -> o
The joke, you dumbass, is on you. Or maybe not. Is there an award for the Most Wasted Space In A Forum Post? Edit: Comma added.
Keep going. |

Aramatheia
Traveler 52 D-Collective
4
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 08:12:00 -
[357] - Quote
gibboZA wrote:destiny2 wrote: Goons never use alpha LOLOLOLOLOLOL. fail. considering your maelstroms are fit with arttys which in fact do alpha damage derp derp.
This actually caused me physical pain. Aramatheia wrote: sorry, i forgot to be offended, oh wait no nevermind, 5 year olds arent worth laughing at. I think the daycare lady is calling, did you go outside without your hat again /sigh
Never forget the :tinfoil:
tinfoil hardhats are essential these days lol |

Berke Negri
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 08:26:00 -
[358] - Quote
EnderCapitalG wrote:ACY GTMI wrote:EnderCapitalG wrote:
The joke -> -
Your head -> o
The joke, you dumbass, is on you. Or maybe not. Is there an award for the Most Wasted Space In A Forum Post? Edit: Comma added. Keep going.
dude look out you don't want to end up a dead goon |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
338
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 08:55:00 -
[359] - Quote
ACY GTMI wrote:Jeez, I'm so sorry. Fuckmar's new forums ate my post, and you aren't worth re-typimg it for. I imagine you sitting in a dark room with your face inches from a computer screen while you angrily slam your keyboard to make posts while foaming at the mouth from all the rage. This pleases me to no end.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
67
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 09:14:00 -
[360] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:ACY GTMI wrote:Jeez, I'm so sorry. Fuckmar's new forums ate my post, and you aren't worth re-typimg it for. I imagine you sitting in a dark room with your face inches from a computer screen while you angrily slam your keyboard to make posts while foaming at the mouth from all the rage. This pleases me to no end.
It's worse than that.
Her "corp" and even her "alliance" are actually just her and her alts.
They're all miners, FYI. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
8

|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:09:00 -
[361] - Quote
Offensive posts removed. Please stay on topic. |
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Oxygen Isotopes
Tridan Industry Goonswarm Federation
17
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:13:00 -
[362] - Quote
I will point out that some have resorted to bringing out Procurers. Those just take a thrasher to kill by a low skill character.
So keep bringing out Mackinaws, we'll keep on killing them. If you were an blue ice miner, take your profits by selling your ice now, and find a new ice to mine till this campaign is done. Pretty easy to survive us. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
392
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:27:00 -
[363] - Quote
and I have a neverending stream of brutix-filled pee to direct your way |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
67
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:28:00 -
[364] - Quote
361 posts and this still delivers - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
392
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:32:00 -
[365] - Quote
CCP Phantom wrote:Offensive posts removed. Please stay on topic.
offensive posts is the topic |

Jovan Geldon
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
37
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:51:00 -
[366] - Quote
How is this thread STILL delivering, Jesus Christ |

Signal11th
79
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:53:00 -
[367] - Quote
This thread is just like herpes it's a gift that keeps on giving. God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |

Wacktopia
Sicarius. Legion of The Damned.
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:55:00 -
[368] - Quote
[Rokh, GankThis] Mining Laser Upgrade II Mining Laser Upgrade II Carpo Mining Laser Upgrade Co-Processor II Co-Processor II
Large Shield Extender II Large Shield Extender II Large Shield Extender II Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II Heat Dissipation Amplifier II Invulnerability Field II
Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II
Large Core Defence Field Extender I Large Core Defence Field Extender I Large Core Defence Field Extender I
Mining Drone II x5 |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
392
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 15:58:00 -
[369] - Quote
good luck getting those miner IIs to cycle on an ice block |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
816
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 16:06:00 -
[370] - Quote
Wacktopia wrote:[Rokh, GankThis] Mining Laser Upgrade II Mining Laser Upgrade II Carpo Mining Laser Upgrade Co-Processor II Co-Processor II
Large Shield Extender II Large Shield Extender II Large Shield Extender II Magnetic Scattering Amplifier II Heat Dissipation Amplifier II Invulnerability Field II
Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II Miner II
Large Core Defence Field Extender I Large Core Defence Field Extender I Large Core Defence Field Extender I
Mining Drone II x5
not only do i wish you good luck with your ice mining rokh but just to be helpful i should point out that you have a period in both your corp AND alliance names, hi5 for consistency~ |
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Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
68
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 16:23:00 -
[371] - Quote
Jovan Geldon wrote:How is this thread STILL delivering, Jesus Christ
Military experts are calling it a threadnaught - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Wacktopia
Sicarius. Legion of The Damned.
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 16:29:00 -
[372] - Quote
The Mittani wrote:not only do i wish you good luck with your ice mining rokh but just to be helpful i should point out that you have a period in both your corp AND alliance names, hi5 for consistency~
Lolz, you said period.
Weaselior wrote:good luck getting those miner IIs to cycle on an ice block
Good luck finding ice anywhere but nullsec some time soon.
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
392
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 16:30:00 -
[373] - Quote
Wacktopia wrote:The Mittani wrote:not only do i wish you good luck with your ice mining rokh but just to be helpful i should point out that you have a period in both your corp AND alliance names, hi5 for consistency~ Lolz, you said period. Weaselior wrote:good luck getting those miner IIs to cycle on an ice block Good luck finding ice anywhere but nullsec some time soon.
one can only hope :3: |

Dramaticus
Goonswarm Federation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 18:44:00 -
[374] - Quote
Im setting up a warpin right now. |

Jita Alt666
332
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 18:46:00 -
[375] - Quote
Wacktopia: please keep us updated on how much Ice you have mined. |

Dramaticus
Goonswarm Federation
20
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 18:50:00 -
[376] - Quote
Got him. Thanks for playing, Perizat! |

Jita Alt666
332
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 18:55:00 -
[377] - Quote
He is dead? heh. Whose next? |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery Situation: Normal
70
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 19:14:00 -
[378] - Quote
General advice for miners : Learn goddamnit! - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Basileus Volkan
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
49
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 19:44:00 -
[379] - Quote
Trying to teach pubbies how to PvP (Or at least how not to die) is like trying to teach a pair of hamsters to be objectivists. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
423
|
Posted - 2011.10.07 21:17:00 -
[380] - Quote
if they had any brains they wouldn't be mining in the first place |
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Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 03:08:00 -
[381] - Quote
Oxygen Isotopes wrote:... If you were an blue ice miner, take your profits by selling your ice now....
That's exactly what they must not do 
Keep your stocks, wait until demand explodes, the JACKPOT is waiting if you are smart enough to play the (their) game.
*12B invested in oxytops + 300B/unit stock*
Thx, you just made me Eve rich  |

Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 10:40:00 -
[382] - Quote
ACY GTMI wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:ACY GTMI wrote:Blah blah.
Suk suk.
It doesn't matter.
Goon = Dead. Your seething jealousy fuels me. Come on, ******, let's get it done. You are wasting my time. What? Who? What? I ... wait ... this is actually combat for you? You are so fierce! And rad and hard and K3WL!
Hey, tell you what-- I got some bubble gum here. How 'bout you show me how to chew it? |

Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 10:47:00 -
[383] - Quote
Cypermethren wrote:Why the goons are doing this?
Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.
Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.
Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.
derp.
This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :)
even the goons reaction mimmics the MSM in this situation. Genuine problem is brought forward. Everything from Ants to Elephants is buoght up as a distraction to lead you away and to focus you on something else so you forget about the problem you came here for origionaly. Ahhhhhhhh dear. Look how dumb you are.
Perhaps you can figure out what point you had intended to make and try again? |

Lexmana
Imperial Stout
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 10:50:00 -
[384] - Quote
This thread just makes me want to join the goons. If I could just afford their security deposit, |

Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 10:51:00 -
[385] - Quote
Basileus Volkan wrote:Trying to teach pubbies how to PvP (Or at least how not to die) is like trying to teach a pair of hamsters to be objectivists. It wastes your time, and annoys the hamsters.
Who tend to be more into Hegelian discourse and logical positivism anyway. |

Ntrails
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
21
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 11:54:00 -
[386] - Quote
Did anyone mention that you could just mine a different flavour of topes and no longer need a dominix with neuts, a falcon and a scimitar just to keep yourself alive? |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
58
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 19:45:00 -
[387] - Quote
Ntrails wrote: Did anyone mention that you could just mine a different flavour of topes and no longer need a dominix with neuts, a falcon and a scimitar just to keep yourself alive? yeah but then THE GOONIES WOULD WIN |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
26
|
Posted - 2011.10.08 19:46:00 -
[388] - Quote
how does this thread still exist?
op success? |

the SNEEP
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
|
Posted - 2011.10.09 00:02:00 -
[389] - Quote
ground floor |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
348
|
Posted - 2011.10.09 01:21:00 -
[390] - Quote
Just a heads up for the pubbies: remote rep is not how you survive the goons. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
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Syndic Thrass
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
9
|
Posted - 2011.10.09 22:27:00 -
[391] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:Just a heads up for the pubbies: remote rep is not how you survive the goons. Paying your security deposit is. |

Jovan Geldon
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
48
|
Posted - 2011.10.10 00:14:00 -
[392] - Quote
Cypermethren wrote:Why the goons are doing this?
Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.
Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.
Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.
derp.
This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :)
even the goons reaction mimmics the MSM in this situation. Genuine problem is brought forward. Everything from Ants to Elephants is buoght up as a distraction to lead you away and to focus you on something else so you forget about the problem you came here for origionaly. Ahhhhhhhh dear.
What the **** did I just read |

Menrith Hadel
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
6
|
Posted - 2011.10.11 11:58:00 -
[393] - Quote
Cypermethren wrote:Why the goons are doing this?
Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.
Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.
Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.
derp.
This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :)
even the goons reaction mimmics the MSM in this situation. Genuine problem is brought forward. Everything from Ants to Elephants is buoght up as a distraction to lead you away and to focus you on something else so you forget about the problem you came here for origionaly. Ahhhhhhhh dear. You post like a crazy person. Do you have a Youtube channel? |

Thorn Galen
The Scope Gallente Federation
64
|
Posted - 2011.10.11 12:03:00 -
[394] - Quote
This entire thread has become a babelfish malfunction. The door is not real. |

Rifter Enthusiast
Convex Enterprises THE UNTHINKABLES
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.11 12:12:00 -
[395] - Quote
just dump your mackinaws into the orca ship bay the moment any non-mining ship lands in the belt and warp the orca out... |

Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
143
|
Posted - 2011.10.11 16:07:00 -
[396] - Quote
Rifter Enthusiast wrote:just dump your mackinaws into the orca ship bay the moment any non-mining ship lands in the belt and warp the orca out...
QFT.
This works perfectly, because you can't possibly be bumped out of scoop range.
No, no, it's actually impossible within game mechanics to move another ship 5km. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
43
|
Posted - 2011.10.11 16:11:00 -
[397] - Quote
I say let the goonswarm win. Once they control all of eve they'll get bored and have thier own civil war just ot keep it interesting. |

Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.11 21:46:00 -
[398] - Quote
Nova Fox wrote:I say let the goonswarm win. Once they control all of eve they'll get bored and have thier own civil war just ot keep it interesting. "Let them win, and then let them wallow in the suffering that their own victory will create." |

Hratli Smirks
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
62
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 03:01:00 -
[399] - Quote
Nova Fox wrote:I say let the goonswarm win. Once they control all of eve they'll get bored and have thier own civil war just ot keep it interesting.
there, at the end of days, Sigma Squad and Theta Squad will clash in a fiery G+¦tterd+ñmmerung in a battle for the very soul of Goonswarm
(sigma supremacy) |

Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
77
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 03:06:00 -
[400] - Quote
this thread delivers
would read again The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
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Phantom Circuit
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 03:10:00 -
[401] - Quote
Hratli Smirks wrote:Nova Fox wrote:I say let the goonswarm win. Once they control all of eve they'll get bored and have thier own civil war just ot keep it interesting. there, at the end of days, Sigma Squad and Theta Squad will clash in a fiery G+¦tterd+ñmmerung in a battle for the very soul of Goonswarm (sigma supremacy)
N-Theta We Trust |

Phantom Circuit
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 03:37:00 -
[402] - Quote
Livini Naship wrote:a honest question: why should someone not survive the goon muppets in the first place?
You're going to have to make any sense at all to get a response that isn't telling you to **** off.
**** off.
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Phantom Circuit
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 03:38:00 -
[403] - Quote
That was a bit rude I'm sorry. Please remove yourself from this thread until you have a grasp of language that isn't "Mash my face into a keyboard and just delete anything that doesn't form an actual word"
Better? |

Shadow51585
Legio Geminatus Gentlemen's Agreement
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 04:52:00 -
[404] - Quote
Cypermethren wrote:Why the goons are doing this?
Their deal with DRF to allow NC to fall extended past just that 1 incident.
Who owns all the 0.0 space where the Gallente Ice is, and allready has it botted to the max? oh thats right, DRF.
Who are the ones ultimately who profit out of this whole endeavour? DRF, oh, and the goons as DRF is paying them.
derp.
This game is great, its like real life but the Elite and the actions they take to manipulate the universe are alot easier to see :)
even the goons reaction mimmics the MSM in this situation. Genuine problem is brought forward. Everything from Ants to Elephants is buoght up as a distraction to lead you away and to focus you on something else so you forget about the problem you came here for origionaly. Ahhhhhhhh dear.
First? My eyes are bleeding. This hurts my brain... like a lot.
Second, you do realize that a good percentage of the DekCo (the people allied with Goons for all you hi-sec dwellers) have Blue Ice in our systems as well, right? Fountain, Cloud Ring, Fade... they all have Blue Ice... and our +10 friends in Goonswarm are quite welcome to it.
To all the hi-sec miners that cannot currently mine, please feel free to come out to Cloud Ring and mine all the Blue Ice you want. GENTS will be more then happy to see you in our ice belts. We have two Blue Ice systems in our territory while Cloud Ring itself has 8 with no wait.
So jump the Rorq in, spit out some Mackinaws and be sure to wave to the 50 nice GENTS you will soon see in local. |

Richard Bong
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
7
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 07:02:00 -
[405] - Quote
Hratli Smirks wrote:
(sigma supremacy)
Negatory, goon sir. N-Theta We Trust
|

Gerard Gendri
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 14:24:00 -
[406] - Quote
Woo Glin wrote:If you're a deep cover WI spy post a lolcat http://bighugelabs.com/output/lolcat84d312f9e9e58f3635c060cf5e0072884123fbab.jpg |

March rabbit
Ganse Shadow of xXDEATHXx
8
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 14:30:00 -
[407] - Quote
Phantom Circuit wrote:That was a bit rude I'm sorry. Please remove yourself from this thread until you have a grasp of language that isn't "Mash my face into a keyboard and just delete anything that doesn't form an actual word"
Better? who are you again? |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
605
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 14:40:00 -
[408] - Quote
he's phantom circuit, who the hell are you |

Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
15
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 15:17:00 -
[409] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:he's phantom circuit, who the hell are you
The ones making your puppets afraid to undock in your own homelands stuff

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March rabbit
Ganse Shadow of xXDEATHXx
8
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 15:35:00 -
[410] - Quote
Tanya Powers wrote:Weaselior wrote:he's phantom circuit, who the hell are you The ones making your puppets afraid to undock in your own homelands stuff  would be nice if he is.... but most of a time i don't undock because i'm bored.... 
Once i even visited goonswarm space and found deserted space..... Maybe all of them were too busy afk-cloaking or killing hulks in empire.... |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
611
|
Posted - 2011.10.13 15:56:00 -
[411] - Quote
we got better places to be than in belts ratting |

pmchem
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 00:10:00 -
[412] - Quote
Rifter Enthusiast wrote:just dump your mackinaws into the orca ship bay the moment any non-mining ship lands in the belt and warp the orca out...
yes please, use more orcas:
http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/589666 http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/589683 http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/589711 http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/589715
They're actually fun enough to kill that I can be bothered to log in, move to highsec, and grief you idiots.
I hadn't FC'd in a while so it's a hilarious way to dust off my cat-herding skills. Your wartarget manticores aren't safe either: http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/589685 |

Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
79
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Posted - 2011.10.14 01:18:00 -
[413] - Quote
Eve is real. I was there.
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
273
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Posted - 2011.10.14 01:38:00 -
[414] - Quote
Skunk Gracklaw wrote:Eve is real. I was there. So you weren't here then
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10771539
Lolz....
Goons have got a pair posting Mack/Orca kills while their brethren get SMASHED against SHOOTING targets!!!!
Guffaw........ Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Jita Alt666
350
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Posted - 2011.10.14 01:55:00 -
[415] - Quote
Quote:No valid kill id specified
Nice One. I suppose now you'll claim that was a conspiracy by some people to alter the killboards in their favour? |

The Apostle
The Black Priests
273
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Posted - 2011.10.14 02:01:00 -
[416] - Quote
Jita Alt666 wrote:No valid kill id specified
Nice One. I suppose now you'll claim that was a conspiracy by some people to alter the killboards in their favour? Err. Worked for me dude. It drags the chain though. Might be the killboard can't work out why most of the losses are G%%ns... 
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Sirhan Blixt
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4
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Posted - 2011.10.14 02:38:00 -
[417] - Quote
Hratli Smirks wrote:Nova Fox wrote:I say let the goonswarm win. Once they control all of eve they'll get bored and have thier own civil war just ot keep it interesting. there, at the end of days, Sigma Squad and Theta Squad will clash in a fiery G+¦tterd+ñmmerung in a battle for the very soul of Goonswarm (sigma supremacy) Goonerd+ñmmerung? |

Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
79
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 03:04:00 -
[418] - Quote
Sirhan Blixt wrote:EDIT: what is it with the milquetoasts in here who can't bear the sight of the word "goons"? GOONS GOONS GOONS GOONS GOONS HTFU ALREADY GOONS!! He thinks we've somehow hacked and modified the forum software to alert us whenever he talks about us so he started obfuscating. Every day his paranoia gets a little bit scarier.
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Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
81
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Posted - 2011.10.14 03:06:00 -
[419] - Quote
doesn't blue ice come from airplane toilets?
who wants that stuff? The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 03:08:00 -
[420] - Quote
You probably didn't hear, but I wrote a script that regularly searches the forums for "goon" and parses the results, generating an RSS feed. Posts made by, uh, certain characters of interest alert our top EVE-O shitposters via SMS. I'm currently updating it to adjust to this jerk's workarounds. |
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
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Posted - 2011.10.14 03:12:00 -
[421] - Quote
March rabbit wrote:Tanya Powers wrote:Weaselior wrote:he's phantom circuit, who the hell are you The ones making your puppets afraid to undock in your own homelands stuff  would be nice if he is.... but most of a time i don't undock because i'm bored....  Once i even visited goonswarm space and found deserted space..... Maybe all of them were too busy afk-cloaking or killing hulks in empire....
tell us more about life as an XIX renter |

Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
79
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Posted - 2011.10.14 03:14:00 -
[422] - Quote
Andski wrote:You probably didn't hear, but I wrote a script that regularly searches the forums for "goon" and parses the results, generating an RSS feed. Posts made by, uh, certain characters of interest alert our top EVE-O shitposters via SMS. I'm currently updating it to adjust to this jerk's workarounds. Opsec man...opsec.
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
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Posted - 2011.10.14 03:15:00 -
[423] - Quote
idgaf |

The Apostle
The Black Priests
273
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 04:54:00 -
[424] - Quote
Sirhan Blixt wrote:Hratli Smirks wrote:Nova Fox wrote:I say let the goonswarm win. Once they control all of eve they'll get bored and have thier own civil war just ot keep it interesting. there, at the end of days, Sigma Squad and Theta Squad will clash in a fiery G+¦tterd+ñmmerung in a battle for the very soul of Goonswarm (sigma supremacy) Goonerd+ñmmerung? He may have been. We have alts and stuff. On the other hand, that's nothing. We get in battles like that all the time. We don't win all of them. As opposed to "The Black Priests," who I can't find anything about anywhere. So, yeah. It's no big deal. Do let us know when you and yours manage ... well ... anything. EDIT: what is it with the milquetoasts in here who can't bear the sight of the word "goons"? G**NS G11NS G22S G33NS G44NS HTFU ALREADY G55NS!! Hey dunderhead, if you'd asked I woulda told ya that much for free.... 
Don't actually have to play Eve to PvP a G^^n..... lmao Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Thorn Galen
The Scope Gallente Federation
71
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Posted - 2011.10.14 05:08:00 -
[425] - Quote
I fail to understand why anyone not being affected by the current Goonswarm campaign has any cause to complain about it or the Goonswarm members.
The Apostle : Respect man but seriously, you have a rather huge beef to grind and it appears to be getting rather personal ? It's a game, afterall.
Why don't you guys get together, as-in, a wardec, and thrash it out once and for all ?
Seeing all this rhetoric in these forums has become dull and boring - and dissapointing.
I'm not saying kiss and make up, but ffs, kill each others pixels ingame rather than here in these forums. Words are cheap - you know the rest.
Goonswarm - When I initially read your campaign - a day before it went into action - I purchased a trunkload of Oxytopes. The return on my investment has been in excess of 45% Thank you for making me a tad richer. You guys are hilarious even if you think you're badass. By that I mean the tears in these forums are flowing like the Amazon river.
The Apostle - You're better than this. You have better things to do than to remain bitter, it's just making you upset even if you deny that is so. One can read from your responses the bitterness you hold towards these folk. Why not open a support fund for Goonswarm - Sponsor a Brutix or three ? Just kidding, it's all in the lightness of the game.
Peace out.
The door is not real. |

The Apostle
The Black Priests
273
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Posted - 2011.10.14 05:10:00 -
[426] - Quote
Actually you know, given this topic is called "Surviving the g()ns", latest news these days says all ya gotta do is buy up all the ships/ammo/mods/guns wherever da G..ns are.
Their leadership hasn't worked out to run logistics up to the front line!
Maybe 'cos dey're too busy balancing the kb with Macks instead of guys that actually shoot back.
(or maybe they forgot they left it all in VFK last time Ev0ke played siilly buggers wid ya)
Guffaw...  Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
273
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Posted - 2011.10.14 05:13:00 -
[427] - Quote
Thorn Galen wrote: Peace out.
Shoot man, as you're posting a peace campaign I'm posting my next troll serious issue.
nvm. Point taken... But man....
Quote:Why don't you guys get together, as-in, a wardec, and thrash it out once and for all ?
"Black Priests" == 1
"G&&ns"== 7,500
They need time to recruit more... (dang, I did it AGAIN).  Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Fix Lag
99
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Posted - 2011.10.14 05:16:00 -
[428] - Quote
There's something wrong with you. |

Alpheias
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
83
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Posted - 2011.10.14 05:18:00 -
[429] - Quote
Thorn Galen wrote: The Apostle : Respect man but seriously, you have a rather huge beef to grind and it appears to be getting rather personal ? It's a game, afterall.
Beef? I look at it as it is, after repeated protests and yelps, The Apostle's buttocks now cling together with fierce determination.
As butthurt as he is.
GÖ½ When your ship gets blown to bits GÖ½ And you lose your Faction fits \Gÿ+/ Don't worry GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ½ GÖ¬ GÖ½ GÖ¬ Be Happy \Gÿ+/ |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
155
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 07:28:00 -
[430] - Quote
if you're in such a ****** fiscal situation that you need to MINE ICE i doubt you can afford to buy up all the named guns in jita, moron |
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
934
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 08:04:00 -
[431] - Quote
'goons can't run logistics to the gallente front lines'
i just put 55 brutixes in my freighter alt and cart them into my pirate base, most ~dread pirates~ run their own logi because they have personal fits that they've settled on
weaselior loves his 'galtpest', iraf always uses an agility-rigged t2 neutron brutix, etc. |

Florestan Bronstein
The Waterworks
101
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Posted - 2011.10.14 08:09:00 -
[432] - Quote
Fix Lag wrote:There's something wrong with you. I hope he doesn't eat the fish. |

Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
79
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Posted - 2011.10.14 08:57:00 -
[433] - Quote
The Apostle wrote:Actually you know, given this topic is called "Surviving the g()ns", latest news these days says all ya gotta do is buy up all the ships/ammo/mods/guns wherever da G..ns are  I just stocked a bunch of that stuff in a couple of our staging systems. Please go buy it and make me richer. Thanks for the free advertising Apostle
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
412
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 11:19:00 -
[434] - Quote
Andski wrote:if you're in such a ****** fiscal situation that you need to MINE ICE i doubt you can afford to buy up all the named guns in jita, moron Hmmm. I don't mine ice. And hmmm. I probably could. (What's the total? invoice me..)
[cough] moron. Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
412
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Posted - 2011.10.14 11:23:00 -
[435] - Quote
The Mittani wrote:'goons can't run logistics to the gallente front lines'
i just put 55 brutixes in my freighter alt and cart them into my pirate base, most ~dread pirates~ run their own logi because they have personal fits that they've settled on
weaselior loves his 'galtpest', iraf always uses an agility-rigged t2 neutron brutix, etc. Pssst... Delve is that way    
Besides, "Gallente ice fields" aren't the front line!! That's the supply line you idiot.
And YOU run an alliance....  Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
18
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Posted - 2011.10.14 11:26:00 -
[436] - Quote
They are the front line in the war on terror. |

The Apostle
The Black Priests
414
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 11:33:00 -
[437] - Quote
Victor Dathar wrote:They are the front line in the war on terror. You read one too many newspapers.
Managing Editor. The Mittani. 
You guys are precious. Please keep posting. Seriously, keep posting.... Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Guillaume LeConquerant
Kernel of War Goonswarm Federation
34
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 11:58:00 -
[438] - Quote
All this posting business gets in the way of the killing business.
1,151 mining ships destroyed in this operation so far. |

Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
18
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 12:06:00 -
[439] - Quote
More when we start on Minmatar space starting tomorrow. |

Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
150
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 13:53:00 -
[440] - Quote
I neither love nor hate the goonswarm (I write the, just like in "the facebook")
I must however pronounce them winners of EVE through virtue of this thread.
Trolling 10/10 snide remarks 10/10 insults 10/10 funny stuff 10/10 passive aggressive comments 10/10 random bullshit 10/10
It truly brings tears to my eyes - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
157
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 13:55:00 -
[441] - Quote
The Apostle wrote:Hmmm. I don't mine ice. And hmmm. I probably could. (What's the total? invoice me..)
[cough] moron.
The Apostle wrote:Actually you know, given this topic is called "Surviving the g()ns", latest news these days says all ya gotta do is buy up all the ships/ammo/mods/guns wherever da G..ns are.
excuse me while I dump a few hundred brutixes in dodixie
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
652
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 14:08:00 -
[442] - Quote
Andski wrote:You probably didn't hear, but I wrote a script that regularly searches the forums for "goon" and parses the results, generating an RSS feed. Posts made by, uh, certain characters of interest alert our top EVE-O shitposters via SMS. I'm currently updating it to adjust to this jerk's workarounds.
I added a rule for apostle posts with words beginning with a G and containing non-letters |

pussnheels
Vintage heavy industries
104
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 14:14:00 -
[443] - Quote
I might despise the goons for their rethoric and everything they stand for they do sometimes provide a good laugh , flavour the game occasional provide the whole game a good service , like this wake up call
I hope i can keep resenting them for a long time Goons Delenda Est I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
652
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 14:19:00 -
[444] - Quote
actually I'm just gonna remove the g-words part, all posts by apostle are about us |

non judgement
Without Fear Flying Burning Ships Alliance
54
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 14:26:00 -
[445] - Quote
What are these goon things you guys are talking about?... I heard from someone named Bob that they don't exist.
All joking aside, I think we should all admit that surviving goons is impossible. With that in mind i'll just say the following, and I think I can speak for everyone in Eve when I say this:
We surrender! 
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Victor Dathar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
18
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 14:35:00 -
[446] - Quote
non judgement wrote:
just can't be serious.
That is the point |

Goddess Ishtar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 22:55:00 -
[447] - Quote
non judgement wrote:What are these goon things you guys are talking about?... I heard from someone named Bob that they don't exist. Kind funny how that all turned out...
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Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
114
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 23:00:00 -
[448] - Quote
pussnheels wrote:I might despise the goons for their rethoric and everything they stand for, they do however sometimes provide a good laugh , flavour the game occasional and from time to time provide the whole game a good service , like this wake up call
I hope i can keep resenting them for a long time Goons Delenda Est how many times do I have to keep giving this lecture before you idiots get it?
'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'. Additionally, capitals are rarely used in latin and the consensus is that only proper nouns should be capitalised, ie. 'Goons delendae est' |

The Apostle
The Black Priests
417
|
Posted - 2011.10.14 23:04:00 -
[449] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:actually I'm just gonna remove the g-words part, all posts by apostle are about us You exist, therefore I am. Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Iure Divino
44
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Posted - 2011.10.14 23:47:00 -
[450] - Quote
Infinimo wrote: 'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'.
You need a plural verb too.
'Goons delendae sunt'.
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
673
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Posted - 2011.10.16 17:00:00 -
[451] - Quote
actually you want "goons must be blotted out" which is a tense I don't recall since I shoved all latin out of my brain a long time ago |

Poetic Stanziel
Arrakis Technology
114
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Posted - 2011.10.16 19:16:00 -
[452] - Quote
Surviving The Goons.
This would make a great sitcom. It should follow The Big Bang Theory. HTFU: CCP Softening --áhttp://poeticstanziel.blogspot.com/2011/10/htfu-ccp-no-longer-embracing-credo.html |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
137
|
Posted - 2011.10.16 20:06:00 -
[453] - Quote
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:Infinimo wrote: 'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'.
You need a plural verb too. 'Goons delendae sunt'. I forgot the plural of est  |

Jita Alt666
353
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Posted - 2011.10.16 21:06:00 -
[454] - Quote
The Apostle wrote:Weaselior wrote:actually I'm just gonna remove the g-words part, all posts by apostle are about us You exist, therefore I am.
Like a shadow?
Or like a creepy stalker? |

Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
610
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Posted - 2011.10.16 21:22:00 -
[455] - Quote
Infinimo wrote:pussnheels wrote:I might despise the goons for their rethoric and everything they stand for, they do however sometimes provide a good laugh , flavour the game occasional and from time to time provide the whole game a good service , like this wake up call
I hope i can keep resenting them for a long time Goons Delenda Est how many times do I have to keep giving this lecture before you idiots get it? 'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'. Additionally, capitals are rarely used in latin and the consensus is that only proper nouns should be capitalised, ie. 'Goons delendae est'
Romanus eunt domus? Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |

Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises Tactical Narcotics Team
1
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Posted - 2011.10.16 23:28:00 -
[456] - Quote
I learned the only way to afford a goon is to hit the Alt , Shift & Q buttons at the same time.
This will make all the goons disappear.
I fly arround Dekelin all the time & never see a goon anywhere. Come on out and try it yourselves.
P.S. Oh noess, I got my first like, which idiot did that, please step forward. |

Cipher Jones
260
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Posted - 2011.12.31 21:22:00 -
[457] - Quote
cuntus bagus maximus.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
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