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Abandoned Child
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Posted - 2003.09.12 08:53:00 -
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As this time of peace has shown, the Caldari and Gallente work better as friends than as enemies.
Why must we argue all the time? The war is long past.
I propose a Caldari-Gallente alliance. Cold efficiency meets light-hearted apathy.
Scorpion meets Dominix. They fall in love. They have baby, name it Scorpinix. Scorpinix has 8 medium slots, 5000 drone space, and EW drones...
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Deviation
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Posted - 2003.09.12 09:46:00 -
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surely Dominion sounds better :)
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Kerry
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:03:00 -
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Seeing how Caldari vessals EW can take out Gallente vessels so easily....
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Reah
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:28:00 -
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Death to the federation!
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:33:00 -
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"Why must we argue all the time?"
Said the Minmatar...
Go back to hunting old geezers in their fat round ships.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:45:00 -
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I think we should ally with the caldari, that way we can teach them manners and they can carry our stuff.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:46:00 -
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lol
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:58:00 -
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Got to be said, I havent met an unpleasant Gallente wench yet, very easy on my Caladri eyes, the do seem to be a very matriarchal race
though not sure the men would carry there weight... 
[damn my lack of inner monolouge... wheres the flame retardant]
Miso, Daes, keep up the good work.....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
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Asmodia
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:06:00 -
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Well, Gallente and Caladari can perfect work together. I am in a Caldari corp. I leant to fly a BlackBird and they learnt to mine with Thoraxs. So this is not fiction. It is Reality .
And they carry somethimes my stuff ....
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 11:10:38
You can take us shopping on Gallente prime anytime, on you of course.
Also, after you massage our feet and spend a day on a leash with us, we might treat you to one of our famous Gallente two-person oil massages me and Miso are so famous for.
Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Laarz Kaledon
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:12:00 -
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I'm in!!!!!!!!! 
Daesdemona's hot...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:15:00 -
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Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
I'd like to add to that by stating that the last person that called me a wench ended up on the wrong end of a hybrid turret.
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:23:00 -
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Although it's a well known fact that our Gallentean women are definitely the most attractive in the EVE universe I still think that Caldari girls have the potential to scrub up well. If they slap on a bit of lippy, have a wash and sort their hair out I could definitely entertain the thought, providing I've drunk 15 pints of beer before hand! 
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:24:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 11:10:38
You can take us shopping on Gallente prime anytime, on you of course.
Also, after you massage our feet and spend a day on a leash with us, we might treat you to one of our famous Gallente two-person oil massages me and Miso are so famous for.
Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
As if that will ever happen. I'm not opposed to better relations with the Gallente, but i doubt they will ever agree. They lack a backbone, but then, they are descended from the French.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:25:00 -
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They also need to get some decent clothes.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:27:00 -
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I think you'll find that I have plenty of back-bone my fine Caldari friend...
BTW - have Caldari men managed to sort out that hygiene issue yet? I don't know alot about human biology, but Im telling you now, it shouldn't be green
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:30:00 -
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"If they slap on a bit of lippy, have a wash and sort their hair out I could definitely entertain the thought, providing I've drunk 15 pints of beer before hand! "
... Too bad m'dear, am afraid with those 15 pints of beer on your tab... your 'thought' (and i use the term loosely) would be about the only thing that'd get any sort of entertainment out of the ordeal... :s
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:31:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 11:31:25
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... Too bad m'dear, am afraid with those 15 pints of beer on your tab... your 'thought' (and i use the term loosely) would be about the only thing that'd get any sort of entertainment out of the ordeal... :s
LOL
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:32:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 11:48:56
Its the stars in Caladri space Miso they are all green or blue....
Just to be clear all those Caladri girls i was choosing Gallente over Caladri just that Miso, Daes are damn firey... and well I like that...
p.s. Miso, Daes thats a lot of oil ladies....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:33:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 11:35:23
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As if that will ever happen. I'm not opposed to better relations with the Gallente, but i doubt they will ever agree. They lack a backbone, but then, they are descended from the French.
Listen, the french put up one of the most gruesome fights in history at the time of the Romans, so what they did in the 20th century in no way reflects on us gallenteans.
Also, if you think we lack backbone I will be more than glad to consider that an offer to take yours for a while, plus since you are barely above the cognitive level of an Ape and pride yourself in your physical prowess, we can just extract it without anesthetic.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:37:00 -
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LOL and the French still lost to the Romans:)
They perfected the art of running away.
Something you Gallente have learned very well.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:38:00 -
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The french still lost though...
a-hem... *taps head* i.n.n.e.r. monolouge...
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:40:00 -
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"BTW - have Caldari men managed to sort out that hygiene issue yet? I don't know alot about human biology, but Im telling you now, it shouldn't be green "
*blinks* *blinks again* ... Mayhaps t'was just the edible body paint added for some extra flavour, to impress the Gallentean lady and whatnot?.. o.O;
*feels strangely relieved there isn't many male agents on her contact list nonetheless*
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DJvGalen
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: DJvGalen on 12/09/2003 11:44:42
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LOL and the French still lost to the Romans:)
They perfected the art of running away.
Something you Gallente have learned very well.
Who did the running after that cowardly act upon our beautifull underwater city ?
EDIT: I really can't type 
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:46:00 -
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Who did the running after that cowardly act upon our beautifull underwater city ?
LOL u did, cause then that war happened, and we our Raven's chasing you all around the galaxy:)
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:49:00 -
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The french still lost though...
a-hem... *taps head* i.n.n.e.r. monolouge...
First off, let me say this: I am a US citizen and an Italian Citizen. I really do not like the french government in this day and age as well as the french people (in general).
This in no way negates that the French have a great and glorious history, that they fought in ww2 a very strenuous resistance even after their military was crushed by a military mistake.
Even more so at the times of the Romans was their fighting great, although technologically and tactically inferior (read Guilius Caesar's books, if you know latin)
Also let me psecify: I know plenty of great and really nice French people, as individuals, they are as nice as everyone else, just they are very Nationalistic as a nation, just like the US and others, and as such, they come off as snotty when they stand behind ideals that they do not share with you.
Trust me, "americans" have a really bad rep in the world, and I love people here (some)
REMAMBER: people as a whole act very differently from the individuals.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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DJvGalen
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:52:00 -
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Now who ran away from the Battle of Iyen-Oursta again ?
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:55:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 11:56:21
OOC - Daes thats is a fine and decent point, I was actually being generally sarcastic that time but it does not make your point valid, preduices need to be understood for what they are and not turned by the ignorant into a cause for persecution.
Next time your in New Caladri i'll make mannicott...
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:06:00 -
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Every race in the known universe has run away at some point, so lets not get personal here guys.
Anyway, as I possess an intellect greater than a 5 year old kindergarten child, I shall refrain from mudslinging and leave you with this:
Miso's "Portion" chart:
Amarr Male: **
Gallente Male: ***
Minmatar Male: ****
Caldari Male: *
Also, I find Caldari men to get slightly, err, *overexcited* just as things start to get "interesting" and things "deflate" rapidly.
Nevermind - keep practicing, and try doing it with a real partner instead of a holoreel projection.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:07:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 12:09:55
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Nevermind - keep practicing, and try doing it with a real partner instead of a holoreel projection.
Damn - spanked!
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Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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