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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:15:00 -
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Naturally - one always can only deduct from the available information. And since you never have all information available to you you can only assume things, never totally prove them.
yes, but dispensing opinion on something you do not have enough info to prove destroys your credibility, however frail it may have been
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Strange - I have never seen those on caldari stations - and I've never seen one of our delicate sensor arrays broken in spite of that.
That is because when Caldari men whant to show off they do it to our godly images, not your manish brows!
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Yes, it is somewhat tricky with the gallente I must admit. I think it's because the gallente male looks pretty much like the female -especially with ne natural gallente female flatbreasted appearance. But luckily there's the caldari implant industry.
The caldari society has thankfully no use of those little helpers, since carful genemodding has kept our genepool from watered down like the gallente one with their random breeding.
Ok this sentence represents what is wrong with you, mentally. If you were to re-read your previous post you would notice that you were stating that the implants were in fact used by caldari women. I think you should go take care of your obvious mental instability before you further endanger your credibility.
Also this so called "caldari" implant industry appears to be some fabbrication, beign that the only implants you produce are nightvision eyes for your commandos. Useful yes, but hardly pleasat to look at.
The rumor that our breeding is random, tied to our knowledge of our sexuality, is completely fake, we have means of seeking and finding pleasure, and means of reproducing only with the partners we are truly matched with...
This is probably why our divorce rates are so drastically low, and your female suicide rates amongst caldari officers are quite dramatic.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:20:00 -
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Speaking of Caldari men, I HAVE been selected as the 5th best looking man in the galaxy
I'm sorry m'dear but Miso is entirely right, you look like the Mekon's homely cousin!
A British SciFi Comic Classic
Love and peace
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:27:00 -
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Wow, Daes, what you been eating girl?!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:29:00 -
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My cheerios :)
and my veggies :)
oh, and that spicy saugase too ;)
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:30:00 -
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"I'm sorry m'dear but Miso is entirely right, you look like the Mekon's homely cousin!"
... Well, if i remember that contest right, Tank CEO was selected in it as the finest male the Galaxy has to offer... For the love of isk, what else would one need as a reason to completely discredit the results? :s
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:32:00 -
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Ever met an attractive man named TANK?
All I can say is to refer you to an old movie from the old universe chronicles, called "old School"
In this we had one very "extroverted" person called Hank the Tank.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
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Othnark
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:32:00 -
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Edited by: Othnark on 15/09/2003 14:32:02
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I'm sorry m'dear but Miso is entirely right, you look like the Mekon's homely cousin!
Yowza! And I thought being called a pale version of Mr. Potato Head was bad.
-Othnark
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:34:00 -
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Hank the Tank?
Surely there's a song about this man! Imagine the second line....
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:48:00 -
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Hardin - Did you every imagine that one day your privates would be so big in Eve?
You are clearleh the ace ball promoting person in EVE Miso. Even Ms. Constantspin couldn't do a better job 
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:48:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 15/09/2003 14:48:29
It appears Caladri-Gallente relations are at an all time high, we appear to be able to lower the tone of just about anything too the gutter!!! 
Its all just Biz
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:54:00 -
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Hardin, you left your edible underwear in the Grease Money's VIP room, AGAIN! Please stop doing so, it makes the floor al sticky when they melt.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:58:00 -
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Hardin, you left your edible underwear in the Grease Money's VIP room, AGAIN! Please stop doing so, it makes the floor al sticky when they melt.
I do hope they weren't the beef and onion flavoured ones. They go off fast...
Hardin - Jade is a fine example of Gallente womanhood - attractive, sensitive, intelligent, bright, witty and damn good in the sack I hear.
(According to the graffitti in the gents toilets in The Greased Monkey Club)
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:05:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 15/09/2003 15:08:33
Your Pleasure Slaves must be kept very happy Hardin  
Its got to be Pot Noodle Bad Boy Flavour surely
Its All Just Biz
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:07:00 -
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I will have to stop posting here now...
You are diminshing my stature and standing in the Amarrian community with all the 'Greased Monkey' talk.
I have never been in the damn club and therefore have not read the grafitti about Ms. Constantspin (altho I can readily believe it).
I am also upset that you did not give my marriage proposal the respect it deserved 
I am off to whip some Minmatar slaves...maybe that will cheer me up!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:21:00 -
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You know your large Amarr "ego" likes being stroked....
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:24:00 -
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Fair enough Hardin, you have been a terrific sport I have to say. But any air of authority that you previously had is now gone
But I think you'd miss the attention, as Daes points out, if we stopped, ne pas?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:31:00 -
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Well you see mr Hardon, I'd have a hard (ho-ho) time promoting the size of your equipment m'dear, because I don't tell fibbs!
There is a Hard question for you to answer on the Corp forum however, don't forget!
Love and peace
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:34:00 -
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And take it from me, Hardin is hard in more ways than one...
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:09:00 -
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That is because when Caldari men whant to show off they do it to our godly images, not your manish brows!
As they would need to. Their presence alone is enough prove for a gellente women starved for a real man, they don't have to prove anything.
I stand my point - the cause for the collosion shields are the piloting "skills" of the gallente woman. Or why do wear most of them a safety helmet, like you?
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Ok this sentence represents what is wrong with you, mentally. If you were to re-read your previous post you would notice that you were stating that the implants were in fact used by caldari women. I think you should go take care of your obvious mental instability before you further endanger your credibility.
Ah, what a pityfull attempt to turn my words around. I think my original statement is pretty clear. I could have phrased it a little simpler, though, so certain readers could understand it better.
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Also this so called "caldari" implant industry appears to be some fabbrication, beign that the only implants you produce are nightvision eyes for your commandos. Useful yes, but hardly pleasat to look at.
You may have misunderstood there - those nightvision eyes are the only thing we produce for internal use only.
And those nightvision eyes are only a spinoff of those eye enlargers we produce mainly for - surprise - the gallentean market. They look pretty silly, if you ask me, but, hey - they sell.
As the average caldari woman doesn't needs to "enhance" herself - regular training in our corporations keep them healthy, fit and attractive - the market for beauty implants is very small in caldari space and the maiority of the buyers there are immigrants.
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The rumor that our breeding is random, tied to our knowledge of our sexuality, is completely fake, we have means of seeking and finding pleasure, and means of reproducing only with the partners we are truly matched with...
This is probably why our divorce rates are so drastically low, and your female suicide rates amongst caldari officers are quite dramatic.
You fail to see that the divorce rates in the gallente federation are low because the marrige rates are low, too. Again a proof of the free-romping gallentean society.
And you seem to have - again - wrong infos about the caldari suicide rate. Perhaps you confused it with the mortality rate?
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Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:22:00 -
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By the Association for the Blind?
Miso spanks again!
Oh, yes, I forgot you two prefer Amarr men, with their average male population being 80 years old...
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You think Marco Polo said
"Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ?
-Indigo Seqi
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:23:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 16:24:00
Ana: you're a very serious lady. I've analysed your previous posts and I think I have pinpointed the root of your problem - badly applied make-up.
foundation and concealer is not meant to go over hair - shave first dear. Also, lipstick on the lips dear, hence the name, not around the eyes.
Come over to mine sometime, we can go through my goodies bag... currently a dominix battleship. Well, I thought what the heck, im certainly not gonna fight in it
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:26:00 -
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Ohhhh, Damn! hate to admit it Ana, Get over to Miso's.... you've obviously spent to long working in a veld mine somewhere?
Even I can't miss those Black heads....
I'm sure you scrub up well....
Its Just Biz
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:32:00 -
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"Gallente and Caldar-i
Live together in perfect har-mon-ee
Side by Side on my piano keyboard
Oh lord
Why don't we?"
Hmm? The new galactic number one? I know its a cover of terrible ancient earth song, but, hey, its applicable. Maybe we could use it as the new anthem for the Gallente/Caldari relationship?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:35:00 -
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I stand my point - the cause for the collosion shields are the piloting "skills" of the gallente woman. Or why do wear most of them a safety helmet, like you?
What you call a "safety helmet" due to your obvious boring over-pragmatism is not only an ornament, but a stylish one at that, not that I expect the likes of you to understand concepts such as that of fashion...
Also, our piloting skills are (according to galactic data) better than the average caldari, a statistic you have obviously chosen to ignore.
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The average caldari woman doesn't needs to "enhance" herself - regular training in our corporations keep them healthy, fit and attractive - the market for beauty implants is very small in caldari space and the maiority of the buyers there are immigrants.
That must be why Playboy consistently asks for caldari prudes to pose...
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You fail to see that the divorce rates in the gallente federation are low because the marrige rates are low, too. Again a proof of the free-romping gallentean society.
And you seem to have - again - wrong infos about the caldari suicide rate. Perhaps you confused it with the mortality rate?
We take marriage seriously, unlike you cold caldari's which just use it to further yourselves into the ranks of a corporation. For this reason our marriages are fewer, but they last forever.
I know you like to hide the obvious insecurity that plagues the caldari females and pushes them to suicidal thoughts. This is natural, being that you are trapped in competition with your men instead of communing in love and harmony.
I once again will prove you our superior philosophy of life by casting aside our differencesm and inviting you to come share these pleasures, and leave behind your life of constant stress and unhappiness.
I am about to open a new club, "The Last Cherry" somewhere in Gallente space, I might even invite you to the exclusive opening party.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:50:00 -
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Caldari live in constant stress and unhappiness huh?
So that's why Gallente run away from battle, they can't handle the stress.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:55:00 -
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Caldari live in constant stress and unhappiness huh?
So that's why Gallente run away from battle, they can't handle the stress.
time to check the oxygen system in your space-lemon, its leaking and making you hallucinate.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:11:00 -
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Until your brave enough to face my lemon in combat, please keep your comments to urself.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:14:00 -
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If you really want me to we can arrange it.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:17:00 -
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Tell me what region ur in. I'll find you eventually.
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xeno calligan
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:23:00 -
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Also, I find Caldari men to get slightly, err, *overexcited* just as things
start to get "interesting" and things "deflate" rapidly.
Nevermind - keep practicing, and try doing it with a real partner instead of
a holoreel projection.
Yes, it does get pretty lonely out here in 0.0 space, Miso. As you say, it's better with a real partner... But... you are the only girl for me, so you see it's been a bit hard.  Having advanced uhh... knowledge of err... educational HoloSim, I figured it would be best to take it to the next level.
After much searching around I contacted some shady brokers and arranged the purchase of your biomass (naturally they were subsequently terminated for the insolence). At an unlisted research facility I paid off some scientists to recover the memory emgrams and download them into a fresh clone developed from your biomass. But fate is cruel! The promises of latex and domination did not come to pass.  The clone was utterly passive and took no real initiative at all. And I had been such a bad boy too. Of course I figure it must be due to the brain damage caused by floating around in space before being picked up, right? *sigh* Simulation just isn't the same.
So...uhh...*fidget* *flutter* i..if you happen to pass by The Forge, how about sharing a good bottle of spiced wine under the nebula of Jita, mistress Miso?
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