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![Adam Edwards Adam Edwards](/images/people/img7.png)
Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:07:00 -
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*sigh* i never get invited to parties:(
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![Jade Constantine Jade Constantine](/images/people/img2.png)
Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:16:00 -
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I am soooo not needed here, carry on girls ;)
Love and peace
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![Daesdemona Daesdemona](/images/people/img14.png)
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:23:00 -
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Quote: *sigh* i never get invited to parties:(
If you see us around you can try following us with a leash around your neck, we might be inclined to take you with us... we always need more toys :)
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![Maud Dib Maud Dib](/images/people/img5.png)
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:23:00 -
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Now thats not true Jade the more the merrier.
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![j0sephine j0sephine](/images/people/img2.png)
j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:28:00 -
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"I am soooo not needed here, carry on girls ;)"
*laughs* two Gallentean ladies teamed in a thread are like Megathron against an Ibis... now, three of you together... that's kind of a threat that'd send Jovians scurrying in panic for their Armageddon bombs... ;s
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![Miso Miso](/images/people/img15.png)
Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:32:00 -
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lol
Well, I think we Gallente girls have made a point...
By the way, where does this leave Gallente/Caldari relations? I'm lost... -------------------------------------------- Dead
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![Daesdemona Daesdemona](/images/people/img3.png)
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:37:00 -
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It opens exciting new possibilities....
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![Justine Swift Justine Swift](/images/people/img6.png)
Justine Swift
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:51:00 -
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Glowing in such caked on masks, why use so much All tittering around our space, causing such a fuss Lowered standards, all men must keep on those lonely nights Lovely girls one and all, when kept in darkest light Everyone useless, and fluttering around just like a bee Nothing more than useless boars, for all of space to see Try I will, this useless swill , seems theyÆre here to stay Every night, I pray they might, just die and go away.
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![Adam Edwards Adam Edwards](/images/people/img1.png)
Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:55:00 -
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Quote: lol
Well, I think we Gallente girls have made a point...
By the way, where does this leave Gallente/Caldari relations? I'm lost...
It means that, while I'm still gonna blow up Gallente ships, I might not pod you![Laughing](/images/icon_lol.gif)
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![Daesdemona Daesdemona](/images/people/img1.png)
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:57:00 -
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KOS List:
Adam Edwards -- Added
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![Maud Dib Maud Dib](/images/people/img13.png)
Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:59:00 -
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i think it's more like: Three lovely Gallente maids all so bright and fair To see such beauty in one place is more is than we could bear. So to the skies I'll take tonight for glory and for fame. Yet knowing as I travel far they put the stars to shame.
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![Adam Edwards Adam Edwards](/images/people/img9.png)
Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:08:00 -
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I hope we see each other out there Daesdemona. Maybe I wont pod you, since ur such a beautiful women.
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![Skeeve Skeeve](/images/people/img1.png)
Skeeve
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:10:00 -
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So if you crossed a Raven with a Megathron.. you'd get a Ravthron? or a Megaven? Missile boat with 6 launcher slots.. 2 turrets... and a 4000m3 Drone bay with huge cap. only trouble is with any Gallente design it'd look like a "marital aid".... "Your Mother was a Hamster.. and your Father smelt of Elderberries!" - traditional French Insult |
![Daesdemona Daesdemona](/images/people/img8.png)
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:22:00 -
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Quote: I hope we see each other out there Daesdemona. Maybe I wont pod you, since ur such a beautiful women.
You must think I fly a Tristan... LOL
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![Adam Edwards Adam Edwards](/images/people/img12.png)
Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:25:00 -
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Well then, maybe you should inform me what u fly, so the odds will be better that can find you
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![Daesdemona Daesdemona](/images/people/img16.png)
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:28:00 -
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but then, where is the fun?
----------------------------------------------- Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?" Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't" ----------------------------------------------- |
![Master Scy Master Scy](/images/people/img10.png)
Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.12 20:26:00 -
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Quote: lol
Well, I think we Gallente girls have made a point...
By the way, where does this leave Gallente/Caldari relations? I'm lost...
How about a cultural exchange, exchanging all our Caldari women in our ship crews for Gallante women and vice versa? ![Very Happy](/images/icon_biggrin.gif) ----------------------------- You think Marco Polo said "Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ? -Indigo Seqi
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![Miso Miso](/images/people/img16.png)
Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 20:28:00 -
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Personally, j0sephine apart, i have a hard enough problem distinguishing between caldari men and women...what was it my moother told me... oh yes, "caldari men have less facial hair..."
An exchange would be fun though. We could show ur women how to shave. -------------------------------------------- Dead
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![Lecavalier Lecavalier](/images/people/img11.png)
Lecavalier
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Posted - 2003.09.12 23:36:00 -
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"You don't discipline Gallente women, WE discipline YOU!" -Daesdemona
"You must think I fly a Tristan... LOL" -Daesdemona responding to a threatened podding
*Puts two and two together*
Daesdemona must fly as a Dominatrix, err fly a Dominix...damn those Freudian slips!![Razz](/images/icon_razz.gif)
*Ducks*
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![Rizmordan Hillgotlieb Rizmordan Hillgotlieb](/images/people/img13.png)
Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.13 00:07:00 -
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Gallente girls rock! But hell I need to make trips to Caldari space regularly so I'm not looking for trouble from them So you Caldari girls are cool too.
(even if i'm a smart-ass most of the time)![Mad](/images/icon_mad.gif)
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![Ana Khouri Ana Khouri](/images/people/img5.png)
Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.13 00:25:00 -
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I think you are confusing things here, Miso. The facial hair rule is used to distinct between Brutor males and females.
While it *may* be difficult for an gallentean citizen to distinguish between caldari males and females due to a lesser amount of nacked skin compared to the gallantean society he can be trained to divide them after a few years.
For example, it's a common mistake for them to assume a caldari woman is a male because she hasn't a cm-thick patina of makeup on her face and has a superior intellect compared to them. Perfectly understandable when you take their experiences with gallentean women into account.
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![Tharrn Tharrn](/images/people/img1.png)
Tharrn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 09:53:00 -
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Golden Rule: Buy your women on the slavemarket or enslave them yourself - it saves you a lot of trouble. Thanks for the genetic material, Miso. Slaves cloned from it will be handed out as special presents by PIE Inc. It was difficult to sneak a sample out of Hardin's bedroom but I managed to get a copy of the key to his fridge where he keeps the 'present'.
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![Miso Miso](/images/people/img16.png)
Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:09:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 10:10:01
Quote: Golden Rule: Buy your women on the slavemarket or enslave them yourself - it saves you a lot of trouble. Thanks for the genetic material, Miso. Slaves cloned from it will be handed out as special presents by PIE Inc. It was difficult to sneak a sample out of Hardin's bedroom but I managed to get a copy of the key to his fridge where he keeps the 'present'.
Im surprised it wasn't all sticky!!
Tharrn, instead of the copy, why not come after the original?![Wink](/images/icon_wink.gif) -------------------------------------------- Dead
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![Daesdemona Daesdemona](/images/people/img14.png)
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:27:00 -
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Quote: I think you are confusing things here, Miso. The facial hair rule is used to distinct between Brutor males and females.
Hmm, Brutor females, although lacking taste in clothing are much sexier than Caldari ones. So, keep in mind we WERE referring to caldari beotches.
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While it *may* be difficult for an gallentean citizen to distinguish between caldari males and females due to a lesser amount of nacked skin compared to the gallantean society he can be trained to divide them after a few years.
Using your "superior" intellect you have managed to assume in your statement that a Gallente citizen is male, a slip indicative of the fact that in your society women are obviously trained to think/be like men.
Also a little note: "naked" or the slang "nekkid" are the words you were looking for, just thought you ought to know, before you try to flaunt your mental abilities in front of the brutors and fail at doing so miserably, again. While it is virtually impossible for you to even THINK of comparing your mental capacity to that of our genepool, I thought this correction a fair gift from a superior being (me) to you, as proof that we women in the Gallente society really feel for you she-males, and would like to help at least with what concerns your means of expression, since we both know communication is key to the sharing of knowledge.
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For example, it's a common mistake for them to assume a caldari woman is a male because she hasn't a cm-thick patina of makeup on her face and has a superior intellect compared to them. Perfectly understandable when you take their experiences with gallentean women into account.
The fact our skin is fair, smooth and silky has nothing to do with the obsolete paint you caldari spray on your face, and even less than the camouflage oil that your brutors use in your military operations. Its merely the result of our balanced diets, healty stress-free lifestyles and natural skin treatments.
Now, although I realize that this might upset you being that you will never be able to compare yor oily craterlike surface of a face to our divine appearance, I ask you not to take it out on the brutors, whose skin has grown somewhat immune to the fumes of your antiquated war machines and factories.
Now, I realize from your banter, that you must be one of those "prudes" we often hear about from the brutor females that sometimes join our parties. While I pity you for this, I want to extend to you the phone number of one of my girlfriends, she can do wonders for your fear of pleasure, no matter how deep your caldari-society-induced trauma is.
Have fun.... you need it.
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![Hardin Hardin](/images/people/img4.png)
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:46:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 10:47:26
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It has all the more impact having just read Hardin's recent account of yet another 'love in' with oracle....
the thought of PIE Inc's senior Ni Kunni walking into a Gallente club with biker boots, shinny pvc hotpants glowing lumionusly from within after a hard day's minnie bashing was just too much to take....
OH MY GOOD GOD!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
As an upstanding Amarr (just ask Miso!) I had not until now noticed this thread.
To be honest I had wrongly assumed a thread about Caldari/Gallente relations would contain much boring conversation about the tendency of Gallente mother-in-laws to hit on their daughter's new husbands ![Smile](/images/icon_smile.gif)
I certainly assumed that it would contain nothing to interest a loyal Amarr like me.
I now find that my name has been horribly besmirched and my reputation lies in tatters.
How in all honesty can I continue to post updates on our war with the terrorist Minnies when people are presented with images such as the one above?
I am deeply disturbed by all this.
Let me set the record straight:
I admit I do have what many other Amarr would consider a slightly perverted interest in Gallente women. I think this was due to the fact that my first nurse slave was a particularly attractive Gallente lady and I really enjoyed being 'tucked in' by her every night.
I am aware that this penchant for Gallente wenches is wrong according to our scriptures. However, I am weak and often succumb to these unnatural lusts. I am sure you can all understand that as a religious man this causes me a great deal of guilt.
This is in part why I take such joy in combating the Minmatars on behalf of the Emperor as it makes me feel holy and pure again.
I do however want to make it perfectly clear that I do not have an S&M or leather fetish. Nor do I have glowing, luminous disco balls or frequent Gallente clubs of ill-repute.
Infact, apart from my unnatural liking of Gallente females such as Miso and Daesdemona, I would be a perfectly normal, devilishly handsome and charming Amarr male (as we all are)...
I do admire Miso for her wit and charm but she does sometimes get a little carried away and overly descriptive when in the presence of such a fine figure of Amarrian manhood...
Miso... if you would consider adopting our scriptures and behaving as a respectable Amarr lady I could even go so far as to make you my wife...
This would certainly ease my guilt and would be a great distinction for a Gallente such as yourself.
I am sure that the Inquisition could overlook your Gallente heritage in view of my long service to the Emperor as long as you agreed to adopt our customs and traditions.
Please think on this honour!
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![Miso Miso](/images/people/img3.png)
Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:01:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 11:02:10 The first cut is the deepest, eh Hardin?
I think you need to loosen up, Mr Amarr. You PIE people all look so serious!
Nethertheless, it was you Daes spotted in the "Greased Monkey" club and the Hooded Jiggler has finally been revealed.
I am sorry if this compromises your standing in PIE, the Amarr Empire, and your hard man image (hehe).
But, as you have stated, your weakness for Gallente women and song have been your undoing.
There is a simple solution Mr Amarr - you can pack your bags and head over to Intaki. Naginata could do with a new PR executive. We have great executive stress relief toys too!
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![Tharrn Tharrn](/images/people/img10.png)
Tharrn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:05:00 -
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Do not try to tempt him. He knows that the Inquisition would be after him with red hot tongs to remove the offending parts and give him peace again.
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![Miso Miso](/images/people/img1.png)
Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:09:00 -
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what will they do, put him in "the comfy chair"?!
hahahahha
the inquisition... still makes me laugh ![Very Happy](/images/icon_biggrin.gif) -------------------------------------------- Dead
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![Hardin Hardin](/images/people/img8.png)
Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 11:16:55 Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 11:13:59
Tharrn - You do not have to remind me ![Razz](/images/icon_razz.gif)
Since the Inquisitor Brother Annoing joined our corp red hot tongs have been foremost in my mind.
Miso - it is a very tempting offer however my internal torment and guilt would not allow me true contentment despite the many diversions and to be honest fighting the evhul Minnies is kinda fun atm ![Wink](/images/icon_wink.gif)
Long Live The Emperor - and all that!
ps. That couldn't have been me Daes saw at the 'Greased Monkey' as I was studying the scriptures that night!
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![Jobe Katarn Jobe Katarn](/images/people/img10.png)
Jobe Katarn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:27:00 -
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Sheesh, why dont you two just skip the "cyber" and get it over and done with? ![Wink](/images/icon_wink.gif)
Hardin, I noticed that while you were refuting several previous claims, you failed to confirm that the report of your prosthetic "extremeties" was also false!!
Is there something you should tell your corpmates?
/emote makes a mental note to pay more attention in the next Post Oracle thumping PIE poolside BBQ, while attempting to avoid any homo-erotic inferrence. ![Shocked](/images/icon_eek.gif) In arduis fidelis Steadfast in Adversity
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