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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:33:00 -
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Edited by: Golan Trevize on 15/09/2003 11:35:08
i might ram Jade with my "battleship" that will perhaps shut her up
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:35:00 -
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Oh, sorry, I always assumed that gallente females are usually much to busy powdering their noses, smiling prettily or being employed (usually in a horizontal position) in the gallentean entertainment industry to pilot starships.
Therefore it seemed logical that only gallente males would be able to make it to caldari space.
Of cource, if they are now actually allowed into starships it would explain these transparent collision protection shields I've seen at many gallentean stations.
Not that gallente females are completly useless - the maiority of the superior caldari anti-aging cosmetics and silicon implants are bought by them.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:35:00 -
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Quote: Hardin, I noticed that while you were refuting several previous claims, you failed to confirm that the report of your prosthetic "extremeties" was also false!!
Is there something you should tell your corpmates?
Thats between Hardin and his analyst, surely? -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:48:00 -
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Quote: Do not try to tempt him. He knows that the Inquisition would be after him with red hot tongs to remove the offending parts and give him peace again.
Do not con yourself in believing that you have the authority to order us around.
I would like to see how the "inquisition" does against our Main Defence fleet.
LOL
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:49:00 -
[125]
Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 11:56:59
Jobe - this is not an area I feel I should really discuss with my corp mates - but as you have brought up the subject I suppose I should explain.
I am an original... Despite my advanced age and numerous clashes with the Minmatar I have not yet activated a single clone.
Despite this I have on occasion had some close calls. Early in my career, before I had even earned my cruiser wings, I was mining some Bistot in my Punisher - A risky business when in 0.0 space.
Unfortunately, after a particularly long day watching my lasers chewing rocks I somehow fell asleep and did not notice a group of pirates warp in.
It was their barrage that woke me and I quickly discovered there was no way I could save my trusty frigate. I dashed for my pod as the alarms sounded and had just reached it and was closing the hatch when an unfortunate richochet caught me in a VERY UNFORUNATE location.
Anyway, to cut a long story short (so to speak) I warped out and then patched myself up as best I could. However such was the damage that I needed some expert help.
I headed straight to Hedion University in Sehmy where I had heard they had been experimenting on some new prosthetics.
Anyway a mere 4 hrs later I came away feeling more than whole again... indeed you could call me the 'bionic' man (well part man anyway)
Some have since suggested that I should have myself killed as my clone would not need such enhancements - but I am proud to be an 'original' and intend to remain one as long as possible.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:50:00 -
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Quote:
ps. That couldn't have been me Daes saw at the 'Greased Monkey' as I was studying the scriptures that night!
That is why you had yur own guestlist huh?
I see ALL
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arutha
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:57:00 -
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these fine gallente women -mirror the freedom and care the federation shows them . but as a note to this statement harming ladies of any race gives a deep sense of unquiet in my gallente soul. women of all races should be treasured .the killing of a women is a unnatural act for any gallente male - we wish too enshrine them in love and freedom and above all liberty .in other words gallente males are lovers not fighters and maybe if the other race males washed regulary - you could be like us 8)
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:00:00 -
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Quote: Oh, sorry, I always assumed that gallente females are usually much to busy powdering their noses,
So assuming is part of your "superior intellect" huh?
Quote: Of cource, if they are now actually allowed into starships it would explain these transparent collision protection shields I've seen at many gallentean stations.
No, those are actually to prevent caldari idiots with too many overdrives that do not know how to control their ships from ruining our architecturally perfect stations, but I would not expect a caldari to understand this...
Quote: Not that gallente females are completly useless - the maiority of the superior caldari anti-aging cosmetics and silicon implants are bought by them.
So that is how you can tell each other apart from the men huh? Our implants... thanks for bringing that up.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:24:00 -
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I would like to add that Hardin's bionic "attachment" is great for whisking up a souffle, and is marvellous as a novelty drinks dispenser.
It also VIBRATES -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:28:00 -
[130]
You forgot to mention that it also features a handy death dealing laser for those sticky situations.
My only real complaint is that it does cause me a lot of bother when passing through station security checks.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:39:00 -
[131]
Haha
is it classified as a "lethal weapon?"
Do you need a license to operate it? -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:42:00 -
[132]
No I don't need a licence -
Probably because no government official would ever really want to examine it!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:45:00 -
[133]
Edited by: Khal St on 15/09/2003 12:45:26 I take it Miso's 'Black Latex' was protection enough!
Memo to all when you Security Chief next says those pirates aren't a problem.... Ignore him and Warp... Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:45:00 -
[134]
Well, its yet to go of in my hands -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:49:00 -
[135]
*Spits coffee at screen*
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:55:00 -
[136]
Quote: Well, its yet to go of in my hands
That is what I call proper Handling ... hehe
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Jobe Katarn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:07:00 -
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I hope there are no kids watching..... In arduis fidelis Steadfast in Adversity
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:08:00 -
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I taje a coupe of days off to go to a kickboxing tournament in Algogille and everything goes crazy. Big fight in venal and Hardin's "implant" becomes a Pan-Galactic matter. What else happened while I was gone?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:13:00 -
[139]
Quote:
I hope there are no kids watching.....
You asked Jobe
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:15:00 -
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Quote: i might ram Jade with my "battleship" that will perhaps shut her up
Don't count on it m'dear!
I used to pleasure Amarri ministers for a living and truth to tell, 'twas always more of a chore than a vocation.
Love and peace
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:23:00 -
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Quote: So assuming is part of your "superior intellect" huh?
Naturally - one always can only deduct from the available information. And since you never have all information available to you you can only assume things, never totally prove them.
Quote: No, those are actually to prevent caldari idiots with too many overdrives that do not know how to control their ships from ruining our architecturally perfect stations, but I would not expect a caldari to understand this...
Strange - I have never seen those on caldari stations - and I've never seen one of our delicate sensor arrays broken in spite of that.
Quote: So that is how you can tell each other apart from the men huh? Our implants... thanks for bringing that up.
Yes, it is somewhat tricky with the gallente I must admit. I think it's because the gallente male looks pretty much like the female -especially with ne natural gallente female flatbreasted appearance. But luckily there's the caldari implant industry.
The caldari society has thankfully no use of those little helpers, since carful genemodding has kept our genepool from watered down like the gallente one with their random breeding.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:23:00 -
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"I now find that my name has been horribly besmirched and my reputation lies in tatters.
How in all honesty can I continue to post updates on our war with the terrorist Minnies when people are presented with images such as the one above?"
... *attempts to keep a straight face, but fails miserably* Monsieur Hardin, just try to make the best out of the situation? Think how entering battle in a ship named "Strobe Disco Balls"... is now going to either make your enemies roll in your pods in laughter, or twitch with horror at invoked mental images... both disrupting their focus, and giving you certain advantage... :s
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:36:00 -
[143]
Strobe Disco Balls wrecks you for 191 points of damage. I should have stayed gone.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:37:00 -
[144]
A good point fair j0sephine...
I will rename my prized Armageddon "Hardin's Disco Balls" this evening... and I shall mount Miso's frozen corpse on the front.
I am sure the Oracle terrorists will be suitably awed!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:38:00 -
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Stop it! Stop it! i wish i never mentioned the 'disco balls' now i have the unpleasant yet amusing picture of an Amarr BS with two giant Mirrors balls strapped either side...
OMG....
Hardin I'm sorry that didnt really help.. Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:40:00 -
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Oh and someone remarked about Caldari men, well I have much stubble on my 'manly' Caladri Jaw....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:44:00 -
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Hardin - Did you every imagine that one day your privates would be so big in Eve?
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Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:46:00 -
[148]
Speaking of Caldari men, I HAVE been selected as the 5th best looking man in the galaxy http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=30089&page=10 ----------------------------- You think Marco Polo said "Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ? -Indigo Seqi
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:47:00 -
[149]
By the Association for the Blind? -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:50:00 -
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Quote: By the Association for the Blind?
Miso spanks again!
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