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Abandoned Child
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Posted - 2003.09.12 08:53:00 -
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As this time of peace has shown, the Caldari and Gallente work better as friends than as enemies.
Why must we argue all the time? The war is long past.
I propose a Caldari-Gallente alliance. Cold efficiency meets light-hearted apathy.
Scorpion meets Dominix. They fall in love. They have baby, name it Scorpinix. Scorpinix has 8 medium slots, 5000 drone space, and EW drones...
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Deviation
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Posted - 2003.09.12 09:46:00 -
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surely Dominion sounds better :)
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Kerry
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:03:00 -
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Seeing how Caldari vessals EW can take out Gallente vessels so easily....
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Reah
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:28:00 -
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Death to the federation!
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:33:00 -
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"Why must we argue all the time?"
Said the Minmatar...
Go back to hunting old geezers in their fat round ships.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:45:00 -
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I think we should ally with the caldari, that way we can teach them manners and they can carry our stuff.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:46:00 -
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lol
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 10:58:00 -
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Got to be said, I havent met an unpleasant Gallente wench yet, very easy on my Caladri eyes, the do seem to be a very matriarchal race
though not sure the men would carry there weight... 
[damn my lack of inner monolouge... wheres the flame retardant]
Miso, Daes, keep up the good work.....
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Asmodia
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:06:00 -
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Well, Gallente and Caladari can perfect work together. I am in a Caldari corp. I leant to fly a BlackBird and they learnt to mine with Thoraxs. So this is not fiction. It is Reality .
And they carry somethimes my stuff ....
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 11:10:38
You can take us shopping on Gallente prime anytime, on you of course.
Also, after you massage our feet and spend a day on a leash with us, we might treat you to one of our famous Gallente two-person oil massages me and Miso are so famous for.
Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
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Laarz Kaledon
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:12:00 -
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I'm in!!!!!!!!! 
Daesdemona's hot...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:15:00 -
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Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
I'd like to add to that by stating that the last person that called me a wench ended up on the wrong end of a hybrid turret.
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:23:00 -
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Although it's a well known fact that our Gallentean women are definitely the most attractive in the EVE universe I still think that Caldari girls have the potential to scrub up well. If they slap on a bit of lippy, have a wash and sort their hair out I could definitely entertain the thought, providing I've drunk 15 pints of beer before hand! 
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:24:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 11:10:38
You can take us shopping on Gallente prime anytime, on you of course.
Also, after you massage our feet and spend a day on a leash with us, we might treat you to one of our famous Gallente two-person oil massages me and Miso are so famous for.
Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
As if that will ever happen. I'm not opposed to better relations with the Gallente, but i doubt they will ever agree. They lack a backbone, but then, they are descended from the French.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:25:00 -
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They also need to get some decent clothes.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:27:00 -
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I think you'll find that I have plenty of back-bone my fine Caldari friend...
BTW - have Caldari men managed to sort out that hygiene issue yet? I don't know alot about human biology, but Im telling you now, it shouldn't be green
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:30:00 -
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"If they slap on a bit of lippy, have a wash and sort their hair out I could definitely entertain the thought, providing I've drunk 15 pints of beer before hand! "
... Too bad m'dear, am afraid with those 15 pints of beer on your tab... your 'thought' (and i use the term loosely) would be about the only thing that'd get any sort of entertainment out of the ordeal... :s
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:31:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 11:31:25
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... Too bad m'dear, am afraid with those 15 pints of beer on your tab... your 'thought' (and i use the term loosely) would be about the only thing that'd get any sort of entertainment out of the ordeal... :s
LOL
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:32:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 11:48:56
Its the stars in Caladri space Miso they are all green or blue....
Just to be clear all those Caladri girls i was choosing Gallente over Caladri just that Miso, Daes are damn firey... and well I like that...
p.s. Miso, Daes thats a lot of oil ladies....
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:33:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 11:35:23
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As if that will ever happen. I'm not opposed to better relations with the Gallente, but i doubt they will ever agree. They lack a backbone, but then, they are descended from the French.
Listen, the french put up one of the most gruesome fights in history at the time of the Romans, so what they did in the 20th century in no way reflects on us gallenteans.
Also, if you think we lack backbone I will be more than glad to consider that an offer to take yours for a while, plus since you are barely above the cognitive level of an Ape and pride yourself in your physical prowess, we can just extract it without anesthetic.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:37:00 -
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LOL and the French still lost to the Romans:)
They perfected the art of running away.
Something you Gallente have learned very well.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:38:00 -
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The french still lost though...
a-hem... *taps head* i.n.n.e.r. monolouge...
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:40:00 -
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"BTW - have Caldari men managed to sort out that hygiene issue yet? I don't know alot about human biology, but Im telling you now, it shouldn't be green "
*blinks* *blinks again* ... Mayhaps t'was just the edible body paint added for some extra flavour, to impress the Gallentean lady and whatnot?.. o.O;
*feels strangely relieved there isn't many male agents on her contact list nonetheless*
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DJvGalen
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: DJvGalen on 12/09/2003 11:44:42
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LOL and the French still lost to the Romans:)
They perfected the art of running away.
Something you Gallente have learned very well.
Who did the running after that cowardly act upon our beautifull underwater city ?
EDIT: I really can't type 
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:46:00 -
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Who did the running after that cowardly act upon our beautifull underwater city ?
LOL u did, cause then that war happened, and we our Raven's chasing you all around the galaxy:)
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:49:00 -
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The french still lost though...
a-hem... *taps head* i.n.n.e.r. monolouge...
First off, let me say this: I am a US citizen and an Italian Citizen. I really do not like the french government in this day and age as well as the french people (in general).
This in no way negates that the French have a great and glorious history, that they fought in ww2 a very strenuous resistance even after their military was crushed by a military mistake.
Even more so at the times of the Romans was their fighting great, although technologically and tactically inferior (read Guilius Caesar's books, if you know latin)
Also let me psecify: I know plenty of great and really nice French people, as individuals, they are as nice as everyone else, just they are very Nationalistic as a nation, just like the US and others, and as such, they come off as snotty when they stand behind ideals that they do not share with you.
Trust me, "americans" have a really bad rep in the world, and I love people here (some)
REMAMBER: people as a whole act very differently from the individuals.
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DJvGalen
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:52:00 -
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Now who ran away from the Battle of Iyen-Oursta again ?
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 11:55:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 11:56:21
OOC - Daes thats is a fine and decent point, I was actually being generally sarcastic that time but it does not make your point valid, preduices need to be understood for what they are and not turned by the ignorant into a cause for persecution.
Next time your in New Caladri i'll make mannicott...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:06:00 -
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Every race in the known universe has run away at some point, so lets not get personal here guys.
Anyway, as I possess an intellect greater than a 5 year old kindergarten child, I shall refrain from mudslinging and leave you with this:
Miso's "Portion" chart:
Amarr Male: **
Gallente Male: ***
Minmatar Male: ****
Caldari Male: *
Also, I find Caldari men to get slightly, err, *overexcited* just as things start to get "interesting" and things "deflate" rapidly.
Nevermind - keep practicing, and try doing it with a real partner instead of a holoreel projection.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:07:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 12:09:55
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Nevermind - keep practicing, and try doing it with a real partner instead of a holoreel projection.
Damn - spanked!
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:15:00 -
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gallente chicks talk to much
This is not a hijack
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:17:00 -
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gallente chicks talk to much
its a sideffect of us having neurons instead of your solid bone
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Alpha Centauri
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:20:00 -
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First off, let me say this: I am a US citizen and an Italian Citizen. I really do not like the french government in this day and age as well as the french people (in general).
That's quite surprising facts, nothing to do with the game but still, now you point that fact out, the rest of the world don't like americans.
French people are cool, then I am european and most european's I have met are cool.
IMO people are people you just get the odd idiot, rather like you infact :]
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 12:23:01
Ouch, Damn.... Lianhaun.... Fine....
Miso, Daes havent you heard? Caldari men with all our Corporate and Millitary Discipline... well it developed into other areas to Caladri Tantra....
[ed: shame it wasnt spelling]
I love the smell of Afterburner in the morning...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 12:21:13
Alpha - please shut up. You remarks are stupid and inflammatory.
Daes - LOL
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:22:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 12:22:54
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Miso, Daes havent you heard? Caldari men with all out Corporate and Millitary Discipline...
Does that make Mr Winky small then?
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Alpha Centauri
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:27:00 -
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Alpha - please shut up. You remarks are stupid and inflammatory.
So whats up with french people then? thats inflamatory I could take offense, as well as most other french people.
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Asmodia
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:29:00 -
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gallente chicks talk to much
Well, but on a higher level then the Caldari'chicks.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:31:00 -
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So whats up with french people then? thats inflamatory I could take offense, as well as most other french people.
Please read my entire post. J'aime beaucoup les francaises, je n'aime pas leur government et certaines des leurs idees mais je n'ai pas de problemes avec les individuels.
ps. I suck at french.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:31:00 -
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Edited by: Daesdemona on 12/09/2003 11:10:38
You can take us shopping on Gallente prime anytime, on you of course.
Also, after you massage our feet and spend a day on a leash with us, we might treat you to one of our famous Gallente two-person oil massages me and Miso are so famous for.
Ps. Refer to us as wenches ever again, and you will find yourself turned into one of those manly caldari women.
Ok fine but no harnesses, the last on chafeed me so.
ooc note I think the Gauls who fought the roman in what is now France were Germanic in origin and culture. Anything that could be called french won't appear for another 5-7 hundred years if I remember. After the fall of the frankish rulers. Who were also Germanic.
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Alpha Centauri
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:33:00 -
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I did, and you made it perfectly clear you dont like french people :}
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I really do not like the french government in this day and age as well as the french people (in general).
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Alpha Centauri
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:34:00 -
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I did, and you made it perfectly clear you dont like french people :}
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I really do not like the french government in this day and age as well as the french people (in general).
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:34:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 12:36:20
Mr Dib - I'll use the velvet collar next time. Those Amarr collars I use on Hardin do chafe alot.
Alpha - no more discussion on French etc. Its very boring. Go to a political forum instead eh?
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:38:00 -
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Where is his shinny shorts-ness anyway?
a sniff of you Miso is enough for any man... I heard Hardin wanted to bottle it.....
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 12:39:00 -
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Hardin is resting after a night of self-flagellation over an idol of the Emperor.
Its an Amarr thing...
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:18:00 -
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I heard Miso bottled Hardin's balls and made them into an avant-garde art piece.
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Jernau Gurgeh
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:18:00 -
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Americans who call the French cowardly would do well to remember the help that the French gave them during the Revolutionary War.
Without that help, you'd still all be paying tea taxes to Queen.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:21:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 13:21:05
Hardin has detachable prosthestic genitalia, and leant me his spare pair (he called them "the weekend specials"). They look quite fetching sprayed turquiose...
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:24:00 -
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Rumor has it that Hardin is quite the club frequenter in Gallente space, he has a pair of strobe balls that gain him quite a lot of attention on the dancefloor when he wears his crotchless pants...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:26:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 12/09/2003 13:52:22
Yes, I wondered who the Hooded Jiggler was!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:44:00 -
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To much info..plese I beg you stop or I'll never be able to reas Hardin's posts again.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:51:00 -
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To much info..plese I beg you stop or I'll never be able to reas Hardin's posts again.
Thats a mental image that just doesn't go away!
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Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:56:00 -
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One question, can we have our stuff back?
By that I mean Caldari Prime!
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You think Marco Polo said
"Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ?
-Indigo Seqi
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 13:57:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 14:03:45
*Khal St picks himself, and his leather exec's chair up off the floor and wipes the coffee from the holo screen*
It has all the more impact having just read Hardin's recent account of yet another 'love in' with oracle....
the thought of PIE Inc's senior Ni Kunni walking into a Gallente club with biker boots, shinny pvc hotpants glowing lumionusly from within after a hard day's minnie bashing was just too much to take....
can i get some new retina please doc?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:02:00 -
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One question, can we have our stuff back?
By that I mean Caldari Prime!
Why would you want that back? We parking lotted it years ago. Actually, a Gallente parking lot might be seen as cutting edge design to a Caldari judging by the monstrosities you guys erect in New Caldari. Makes Amarr design look restful.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:11:00 -
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yes, also something that should be taught to some caldari is the concept of symmetry.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:13:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 14:13:57
So we value functionality over asthetics.....
Bite me....
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Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:17:00 -
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You don't need to convince me that Gallante prefer stuff that looks good over efficiency.
So can we have it back? :P
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"Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ?
-Indigo Seqi
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:18:00 -
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Functional... Efficiency....
you must be fun in bed...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:20:00 -
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You don't need to convince me that Gallante prefer stuff that looks good over efficiency.
So can we have it back? :P
Theres not much left, but I certainly don't ever wanna go there again. I parked my Thorax there the other day and when I got back not an hour later, it was on bricks...is this what Caldari men do for tricks nowadays?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:22:00 -
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Theres not much left, but I certainly don't ever wanna go there again. I parked my Thorax there the other day and when I got back not an hour later, it was on bricks...is this what Caldari men do for tricks nowadays?
they are attracted to stuff that shines....
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:22:00 -
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Learn to judge the person, not the people. What does it matter what star you are born under. It is the soul that inhabits the mortal coil that determines who you are. I have found enchanting ladies from every space, and men I would consider brother, even though our views and race differ. There are no good and bad races, only good and bad people.
Sarkos - Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:23:00 -
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Daesdemona, I am pleased to hear you say you suck, I'd always heard that about Gallente women (and the men for that matter).
Miso, your galaxy wide survey of male proportions (which I do not doubt for a moment is statistically sound) is probably affected by that Black Hand thing, you've got going. I have to say, necrosis can be a turn off for some of us.
Finally, to the original poster, I think you have your answer, n'est pas?
SM
And Moses was content to dwell with the man:and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter. And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom:for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land. |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:27:00 -
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Learn to judge the person, not the people. What does it matter what star you are born under. It is the soul that inhabits the mortal coil that determines who you are. I have found enchanting ladies from every space, and men I would consider brother, even though our views and race differ. There are no good and bad races, only good and bad people.
Sarkos - Oracle
funny, coming from a racist corp.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:28:00 -
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Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 14:30:14
Naganita - synonymous - with nagging women
and as for effiecency, i prefer to get the job done properly everytime....
seen my BIG chin.. well think about it...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:29:00 -
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Miso, your galaxy wide survey of male proportions (which I do not doubt for a moment is statistically sound) is probably affected by that Black Hand thing, you've got going. I have to say, necrosis can be a turn off for some of us.
You don't like black latex then? Shame, you Caldari are so unadventurous! Oh, and the portion sizes were an average, and they were "standing tall". Sorry, but as Hardin will tell you, prosthetics are freely available now. Personality transplants, unfortunately, not so
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Buddenhagen
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:32:00 -
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Ladies and gentes. It is obvious and so clear. Gallente are superiour in all things. HOWEVER, the Caldari people should be respected for their beautiful ships and their attractive women. They are more than useful. BUT, as superiours, we Gallente must acknowlegde that some races want to think otherwise. So I ask my racebrothers and sisters not to patronize other races. They can¦t help it.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:32:00 -
[68]
Quote:
Daesdemona, I am pleased to hear you say you suck, I'd always heard that about Gallente women (and the men for that matter).
Miso, your galaxy wide survey of male proportions (which I do not doubt for a moment is statistically sound) is probably affected by that Black Hand thing, you've got going. I have to say, necrosis can be a turn off for some of us.
sure, you "heard" that gallente men suck....
Was that after you were denied the "treatment" by gallente women and you had to resort to imposing your brute force on one of our males?
That, and I confirm that we are very generous in bed with those deserving...
Also:
Miso's hand is black because of her elbow-long velvet gloves... on occasion she uses leather ones... depending on her mood :)
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:35:00 -
[69]
we are just having fun with the kids...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:44:00 -
[70]
I don't think the Gallente are superior, I am, afterall, Intaki...but the Gallente do have a certain something about them, but most of all, a fantastic line in underwear.
The hessian sacks the caldari women (and men I suspect) wear are so unbecoming - im surprised you lot manage to reproduce! If it wasn't for Gallente cinema, your race would have died out long ago!!!
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:45:00 -
[71]
Buddenhagan, lol, its been a long long time, but it's obvious that you are decended from the French.
Miso/Daes, ouch, you too. Hope we go to war soon.
love and kisses and a big fat torpedo coming your way.
SM
And Moses was content to dwell with the man:and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter. And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom:for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land. |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:51:00 -
[72]
Quote:
love and kisses and a big fat torpedo coming your way.
Well, it won't be a "bacon torpedo" will it, if its coming from a Caldari male
More like a small banger...
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:54:00 -
[73]
Edited by: Khal St on 12/09/2003 14:56:22
Damn Miso you wench you!, hessian sacks!
too far girl too far!! that'll be a spanking for you a bit of Caladri discipline for you me thinks...
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:01:00 -
[74]
Quote:
too far girl too far!! that'll be a spanking for you a bit of Caladri discipline for you me thinks...
You don't discipline Gallente women, WE discipline YOU!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:06:00 -
[75]
BTW Daes i still love your sig don't ever change!!!!!
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:08:00 -
[76]
hehe, I was waiting for someone to get the subtle irony of my sig and my behavior...
Plus the Simpsons rule...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:10:00 -
[77]
Damn right. Why do you think our battleship pleasure palaces were called Dominix?!
We administer the pain
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:15:00 -
[78]
Hmmm... not convinced, i'd have to see it too believe it i'm afraid, and I would have to insist on knee high boots.....
Q: Is this really helping Cal-Gal relations? or just getting us Caladri fellas horny?
Simpsons are way better than carebears....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:17:00 -
[79]
well, if getting you horny is not bettering relations...
Also: did you see the simpsons episode with the carebears? or was it Family Guy? boh....
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:21:00 -
[80]
A cross over episode? no? i got a holo reel of simpson/flintstones crossover....
my favourite epidsode is the chilli cook off..
cant beat those chilli peppers!
amazing you think our pre-eve ancestors really were yellow?
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:23:00 -
[81]
Best episode from the historic videos...
The Beer Baron
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:24:00 -
[82]
Quote:
Q: Is this really helping Cal-Gal relations? or just getting us Caladri fellas horny?
Horny, with a small h perhaps... Khal, ive sent you some Gallente love manuals - they're pop-up, with liftable flaps and tabs u can pull.
Mr Winky won't be getting much rest tonite!
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Alfius Togra
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:28:00 -
[83]
the ferangi laws of aquisition state that war is good for business
The ferangi laws of aquisition also state Pease is good for business
go figure
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:34:00 -
[84]
Miso, Daes,
I have come up with the perfect solution for futhering Cal-Gal Relations! You Gallente chicks will appriciate it im sure an EVE version of the Moulin Rouge(TM)!!!!!!
All those miners and pilot looking for a little light entertainment with their Quafe (TM)
I'll apply for the licensing and Trademarks straight away
- just think Miso & Dase in those frilly skirts
aside, *this is an untraceable channel isn't it?*
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2003.09.12 15:38:00 -
[85]
Who needs myriads of Battleships, Cruisers and drones, when all we Gallente have to do is sent Miso and Daesdemona over to the Caldari State let the wreck havoc amongst the Caldari male population.
They will have either embraced the Gallentean way of life or killed each other in pure desperation upon the realisation of what they are missing.
We'll have to come up with a different tactic to tackle Caldari like Josephine. Though i doubt that females with a sharp toungue and looks like that are truly Caldari.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 16:23:00 -
[86]
"We'll have to come up with a different tactic to tackle Caldari like Josephine. Though i doubt that females with a sharp toungue and looks like that are truly Caldari."
o,o ... Well, Monsieur Andalusian, don't blame me for the Gallentean males' lack of ideas and skills when it comes to girl tackling. :s Mayhaps 'tis more like the result of not enough practice due to bold Gallentean women doing all the hard work for you, guys?.. =)
( ...ohh, and as for questioning my mom's honesty... i'll overlook it. this time. >)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 16:23:00 -
[87]
Quote:
Quote:
You don't need to convince me that Gallante prefer stuff that looks good over efficiency.
So can we have it back? :P
Theres not much left, but I certainly don't ever wanna go there again. I parked my Thorax there the other day and when I got back not an hour later, it was on bricks...is this what Caldari men do for tricks nowadays?
Generally speaking what we do for tricks are Gallente women. Though the pig tailed Minmatars aren't bed either.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 16:27:00 -
[88]
Quote:
Who needs myriads of Battleships, Cruisers and drones, when all we Gallente have to do is sent Miso and Daesdemona over to the Caldari State let the wreck havoc amongst the Caldari male population.
They will have either embraced the Gallentean way of life or killed each other in pure desperation upon the realisation of what they are missing.
We'll have to come up with a different tactic to tackle Caldari like Josephine. Though i doubt that females with a sharp toungue and looks like that are truly Caldari.
The Lady J0sephine is the pride of the Caladari and has beauty and intelligence beyond the comprehension of the castrated Gallente men.
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.12 16:28:00 -
[89]
You go J0esie!
Thats one classy Caladri lass...
Hey that wheel thing probably just gallente kids 'liberating' the thrusters on your ship Miso...
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:00:00 -
[90]
Yes, maybe J0sephine is a better candidate to invite to our parties...
Time will tell...
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:07:00 -
[91]
*sigh* i never get invited to parties:(
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:16:00 -
[92]
I am soooo not needed here, carry on girls ;)
Love and peace
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:23:00 -
[93]
Quote:
*sigh* i never get invited to parties:(
If you see us around you can try following us with a leash around your neck, we might be inclined to take you with us... we always need more toys :)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:23:00 -
[94]
Now thats not true Jade the more the merrier.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:28:00 -
[95]
"I am soooo not needed here, carry on girls ;)"
*laughs* two Gallentean ladies teamed in a thread are like Megathron against an Ibis... now, three of you together... that's kind of a threat that'd send Jovians scurrying in panic for their Armageddon bombs... ;s
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:32:00 -
[96]
lol
Well, I think we Gallente girls have made a point...
By the way, where does this leave Gallente/Caldari relations? I'm lost...
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:37:00 -
[97]
It opens exciting new possibilities....
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Justine Swift
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:51:00 -
[98]
Glowing in such caked on masks, why use so much
All tittering around our space, causing such a fuss
Lowered standards, all men must keep on those lonely nights
Lovely girls one and all, when kept in darkest light
Everyone useless, and fluttering around just like a bee
Nothing more than useless boars, for all of space to see
Try I will, this useless swill , seems theyÆre here to stay
Every night, I pray they might, just die and go away.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:55:00 -
[99]
Quote:
lol
Well, I think we Gallente girls have made a point...
By the way, where does this leave Gallente/Caldari relations? I'm lost...
It means that, while I'm still gonna blow up Gallente ships, I might not pod you
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:57:00 -
[100]
KOS List:
Adam Edwards -- Added
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:59:00 -
[101]
i think it's more like:
Three lovely Gallente maids all so bright and fair
To see such beauty in one place is more is than we could bear.
So to the skies I'll take tonight for glory and for fame.
Yet knowing as I travel far they put the stars to shame.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:08:00 -
[102]
I hope we see each other out there Daesdemona. Maybe I wont pod you, since ur such a beautiful women.
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Skeeve
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:10:00 -
[103]
So if you crossed a Raven with a Megathron.. you'd get a Ravthron? or a Megaven? Missile boat with 6 launcher slots.. 2 turrets... and a 4000m3 Drone bay with huge cap. only trouble is with any Gallente design it'd look like a "marital aid"....
"Your Mother was a Hamster.. and your Father smelt of Elderberries!" - traditional French Insult |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:22:00 -
[104]
Quote:
I hope we see each other out there Daesdemona. Maybe I wont pod you, since ur such a beautiful women.
You must think I fly a Tristan... LOL
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:25:00 -
[105]
Well then, maybe you should inform me what u fly, so the odds will be better that can find you
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:28:00 -
[106]
but then, where is the fun?
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Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.12 20:26:00 -
[107]
Quote:
lol
Well, I think we Gallente girls have made a point...
By the way, where does this leave Gallente/Caldari relations? I'm lost...
How about a cultural exchange, exchanging all our Caldari women in our ship crews for Gallante women and vice versa?
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You think Marco Polo said
"Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ?
-Indigo Seqi
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.12 20:28:00 -
[108]
Personally, j0sephine apart, i have a hard enough problem distinguishing between caldari men and women...what was it my moother told me... oh yes, "caldari men have less facial hair..."
An exchange would be fun though. We could show ur women how to shave.
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Lecavalier
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Posted - 2003.09.12 23:36:00 -
[109]
"You don't discipline Gallente women, WE discipline YOU!" -Daesdemona
"You must think I fly a Tristan... LOL" -Daesdemona responding to a threatened podding
*Puts two and two together*
Daesdemona must fly as a Dominatrix, err fly a Dominix...damn those Freudian slips!
*Ducks*
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.13 00:07:00 -
[110]
Gallente girls rock! But hell I need to make trips to Caldari space regularly so I'm not looking for trouble from them So you Caldari girls are cool too.
(even if i'm a smart-ass most of the time)
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.13 00:25:00 -
[111]
I think you are confusing things here, Miso. The facial hair rule is used to distinct between Brutor males and females.
While it *may* be difficult for an gallentean citizen to distinguish between caldari males and females due to a lesser amount of nacked skin compared to the gallantean society he can be trained to divide them after a few years.
For example, it's a common mistake for them to assume a caldari woman is a male because she hasn't a cm-thick patina of makeup on her face and has a superior intellect compared to them. Perfectly understandable when you take their experiences with gallentean women into account.
free speech not allowed here |
Tharrn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 09:53:00 -
[112]
Golden Rule: Buy your women on the slavemarket or enslave them yourself - it saves you a lot of trouble.
Thanks for the genetic material, Miso. Slaves cloned from it will be handed out as special presents by PIE Inc. It was difficult to sneak a sample out of Hardin's bedroom but I managed to get a copy of the key to his fridge where he keeps the 'present'.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:09:00 -
[113]
Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 10:10:01
Quote:
Golden Rule: Buy your women on the slavemarket or enslave them yourself - it saves you a lot of trouble.
Thanks for the genetic material, Miso. Slaves cloned from it will be handed out as special presents by PIE Inc. It was difficult to sneak a sample out of Hardin's bedroom but I managed to get a copy of the key to his fridge where he keeps the 'present'.
Im surprised it wasn't all sticky!!
Tharrn, instead of the copy, why not come after the original?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:27:00 -
[114]
Quote:
I think you are confusing things here, Miso. The facial hair rule is used to distinct between Brutor males and females.
Hmm, Brutor females, although lacking taste in clothing are much sexier than Caldari ones. So, keep in mind we WERE referring to caldari beotches.
Quote:
While it *may* be difficult for an gallentean citizen to distinguish between caldari males and females due to a lesser amount of nacked skin compared to the gallantean society he can be trained to divide them after a few years.
Using your "superior" intellect you have managed to assume in your statement that a Gallente citizen is male, a slip indicative of the fact that in your society women are obviously trained to think/be like men.
Also a little note: "naked" or the slang "nekkid" are the words you were looking for, just thought you ought to know, before you try to flaunt your mental abilities in front of the brutors and fail at doing so miserably, again. While it is virtually impossible for you to even THINK of comparing your mental capacity to that of our genepool, I thought this correction a fair gift from a superior being (me) to you, as proof that we women in the Gallente society really feel for you she-males, and would like to help at least with what concerns your means of expression, since we both know communication is key to the sharing of knowledge.
Quote:
For example, it's a common mistake for them to assume a caldari woman is a male because she hasn't a cm-thick patina of makeup on her face and has a superior intellect compared to them. Perfectly understandable when you take their experiences with gallentean women into account.
The fact our skin is fair, smooth and silky has nothing to do with the obsolete paint you caldari spray on your face, and even less than the camouflage oil that your brutors use in your military operations. Its merely the result of our balanced diets, healty stress-free lifestyles and natural skin treatments.
Now, although I realize that this might upset you being that you will never be able to compare yor oily craterlike surface of a face to our divine appearance, I ask you not to take it out on the brutors, whose skin has grown somewhat immune to the fumes of your antiquated war machines and factories.
Now, I realize from your banter, that you must be one of those "prudes" we often hear about from the brutor females that sometimes join our parties. While I pity you for this, I want to extend to you the phone number of one of my girlfriends, she can do wonders for your fear of pleasure, no matter how deep your caldari-society-induced trauma is.
Have fun.... you need it.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 10:46:00 -
[115]
Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 10:47:26
Quote:
It has all the more impact having just read Hardin's recent account of yet another 'love in' with oracle....
the thought of PIE Inc's senior Ni Kunni walking into a Gallente club with biker boots, shinny pvc hotpants glowing lumionusly from within after a hard day's minnie bashing was just too much to take....
OH MY GOOD GOD!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
As an upstanding Amarr (just ask Miso!) I had not until now noticed this thread.
To be honest I had wrongly assumed a thread about Caldari/Gallente relations would contain much boring conversation about the tendency of Gallente mother-in-laws to hit on their daughter's new husbands
I certainly assumed that it would contain nothing to interest a loyal Amarr like me.
I now find that my name has been horribly besmirched and my reputation lies in tatters.
How in all honesty can I continue to post updates on our war with the terrorist Minnies when people are presented with images such as the one above?
I am deeply disturbed by all this.
Let me set the record straight:
I admit I do have what many other Amarr would consider a slightly perverted interest in Gallente women. I think this was due to the fact that my first nurse slave was a particularly attractive Gallente lady and I really enjoyed being 'tucked in' by her every night.
I am aware that this penchant for Gallente wenches is wrong according to our scriptures. However, I am weak and often succumb to these unnatural lusts. I am sure you can all understand that as a religious man this causes me a great deal of guilt.
This is in part why I take such joy in combating the Minmatars on behalf of the Emperor as it makes me feel holy and pure again.
I do however want to make it perfectly clear that I do not have an S&M or leather fetish. Nor do I have glowing, luminous disco balls or frequent Gallente clubs of ill-repute.
Infact, apart from my unnatural liking of Gallente females such as Miso and Daesdemona, I would be a perfectly normal, devilishly handsome and charming Amarr male (as we all are)...
I do admire Miso for her wit and charm but she does sometimes get a little carried away and overly descriptive when in the presence of such a fine figure of Amarrian manhood...
Miso... if you would consider adopting our scriptures and behaving as a respectable Amarr lady I could even go so far as to make you my wife...
This would certainly ease my guilt and would be a great distinction for a Gallente such as yourself.
I am sure that the Inquisition could overlook your Gallente heritage in view of my long service to the Emperor as long as you agreed to adopt our customs and traditions.
Please think on this honour!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:01:00 -
[116]
Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 11:02:10
The first cut is the deepest, eh Hardin?
I think you need to loosen up, Mr Amarr. You PIE people all look so serious!
Nethertheless, it was you Daes spotted in the "Greased Monkey" club and the Hooded Jiggler has finally been revealed.
I am sorry if this compromises your standing in PIE, the Amarr Empire, and your hard man image (hehe).
But, as you have stated, your weakness for Gallente women and song have been your undoing.
There is a simple solution Mr Amarr - you can pack your bags and head over to Intaki. Naginata could do with a new PR executive. We have great executive stress relief toys too!
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Tharrn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:05:00 -
[117]
Do not try to tempt him. He knows that the Inquisition would be after him with red hot tongs to remove the offending parts and give him peace again.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:09:00 -
[118]
what will they do, put him in "the comfy chair"?!
hahahahha
the inquisition... still makes me laugh
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:13:00 -
[119]
Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 11:16:55
Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 11:13:59
Tharrn - You do not have to remind me
Since the Inquisitor Brother Annoing joined our corp red hot tongs have been foremost in my mind.
Miso - it is a very tempting offer however my internal torment and guilt would not allow me true contentment despite the many diversions and to be honest fighting the evhul Minnies is kinda fun atm
Long Live The Emperor - and all that!
ps. That couldn't have been me Daes saw at the 'Greased Monkey' as I was studying the scriptures that night!
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Jobe Katarn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:27:00 -
[120]
Sheesh, why dont you two just skip the "cyber" and get it over and done with?
Hardin, I noticed that while you were refuting several previous claims, you failed to confirm that the report of your prosthetic "extremeties" was also false!!
Is there something you should tell your corpmates?
/emote makes a mental note to pay more attention in the next Post Oracle thumping PIE poolside BBQ, while attempting to avoid any homo-erotic inferrence.
In arduis fidelis
Steadfast in Adversity
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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:33:00 -
[121]
Edited by: Golan Trevize on 15/09/2003 11:35:08
i might ram Jade with my "battleship" that will perhaps shut her up
The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships. |
Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:35:00 -
[122]
Oh, sorry, I always assumed that gallente females are usually much to busy powdering their noses, smiling prettily or being employed (usually in a horizontal position) in the gallentean entertainment industry to pilot starships.
Therefore it seemed logical that only gallente males would be able to make it to caldari space.
Of cource, if they are now actually allowed into starships it would explain these transparent collision protection shields I've seen at many gallentean stations.
Not that gallente females are completly useless - the maiority of the superior caldari anti-aging cosmetics and silicon implants are bought by them.
free speech not allowed here |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:35:00 -
[123]
Quote:
Hardin, I noticed that while you were refuting several previous claims, you failed to confirm that the report of your prosthetic "extremeties" was also false!!
Is there something you should tell your corpmates?
Thats between Hardin and his analyst, surely?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:48:00 -
[124]
Quote:
Do not try to tempt him. He knows that the Inquisition would be after him with red hot tongs to remove the offending parts and give him peace again.
Do not con yourself in believing that you have the authority to order us around.
I would like to see how the "inquisition" does against our Main Defence fleet.
LOL
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:49:00 -
[125]
Edited by: Hardin on 15/09/2003 11:56:59
Jobe - this is not an area I feel I should really discuss with my corp mates - but as you have brought up the subject I suppose I should explain.
I am an original... Despite my advanced age and numerous clashes with the Minmatar I have not yet activated a single clone.
Despite this I have on occasion had some close calls. Early in my career, before I had even earned my cruiser wings, I was mining some Bistot in my Punisher - A risky business when in 0.0 space.
Unfortunately, after a particularly long day watching my lasers chewing rocks I somehow fell asleep and did not notice a group of pirates warp in.
It was their barrage that woke me and I quickly discovered there was no way I could save my trusty frigate. I dashed for my pod as the alarms sounded and had just reached it and was closing the hatch when an unfortunate richochet caught me in a VERY UNFORUNATE location.
Anyway, to cut a long story short (so to speak) I warped out and then patched myself up as best I could. However such was the damage that I needed some expert help.
I headed straight to Hedion University in Sehmy where I had heard they had been experimenting on some new prosthetics.
Anyway a mere 4 hrs later I came away feeling more than whole again... indeed you could call me the 'bionic' man (well part man anyway)
Some have since suggested that I should have myself killed as my clone would not need such enhancements - but I am proud to be an 'original' and intend to remain one as long as possible.
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:50:00 -
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ps. That couldn't have been me Daes saw at the 'Greased Monkey' as I was studying the scriptures that night!
That is why you had yur own guestlist huh?
I see ALL
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arutha
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:57:00 -
[127]
these fine gallente women -mirror the freedom and care the federation shows them . but as a note to this statement harming ladies of any race gives a deep sense of unquiet in my gallente soul. women of all races should be treasured .the killing of a women is a unnatural act for any gallente male - we wish too enshrine them in love and freedom and above all liberty .in other words gallente males are lovers not fighters and maybe if the other race males washed regulary - you could be like us 8)
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:00:00 -
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Oh, sorry, I always assumed that gallente females are usually much to busy powdering their noses,
So assuming is part of your "superior intellect" huh?
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Of cource, if they are now actually allowed into starships it would explain these transparent collision protection shields I've seen at many gallentean stations.
No, those are actually to prevent caldari idiots with too many overdrives that do not know how to control their ships from ruining our architecturally perfect stations, but I would not expect a caldari to understand this...
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Not that gallente females are completly useless - the maiority of the superior caldari anti-aging cosmetics and silicon implants are bought by them.
So that is how you can tell each other apart from the men huh? Our implants... thanks for bringing that up.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:24:00 -
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I would like to add that Hardin's bionic "attachment" is great for whisking up a souffle, and is marvellous as a novelty drinks dispenser.
It also VIBRATES
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:28:00 -
[130]
You forgot to mention that it also features a handy death dealing laser for those sticky situations.
My only real complaint is that it does cause me a lot of bother when passing through station security checks.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:39:00 -
[131]
Haha
is it classified as a "lethal weapon?"
Do you need a license to operate it?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:42:00 -
[132]
No I don't need a licence -
Probably because no government official would ever really want to examine it!
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:45:00 -
[133]
Edited by: Khal St on 15/09/2003 12:45:26
I take it Miso's 'Black Latex' was protection enough!
Memo to all when you Security Chief next says those pirates aren't a problem.... Ignore him and Warp...
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:45:00 -
[134]
Well, its yet to go of in my hands
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:49:00 -
[135]
*Spits coffee at screen*
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 12:55:00 -
[136]
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Well, its yet to go of in my hands
That is what I call proper Handling ... hehe
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Jobe Katarn
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:07:00 -
[137]
I hope there are no kids watching.....
In arduis fidelis
Steadfast in Adversity
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:08:00 -
[138]
I taje a coupe of days off to go to a kickboxing tournament in Algogille and everything goes crazy. Big fight in venal and Hardin's "implant" becomes a Pan-Galactic matter. What else happened while I was gone?
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:13:00 -
[139]
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I hope there are no kids watching.....
You asked Jobe
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:15:00 -
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i might ram Jade with my "battleship" that will perhaps shut her up
Don't count on it m'dear!
I used to pleasure Amarri ministers for a living and truth to tell, 'twas always more of a chore than a vocation.
Love and peace
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:23:00 -
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So assuming is part of your "superior intellect" huh?
Naturally - one always can only deduct from the available information. And since you never have all information available to you you can only assume things, never totally prove them.
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No, those are actually to prevent caldari idiots with too many overdrives that do not know how to control their ships from ruining our architecturally perfect stations, but I would not expect a caldari to understand this...
Strange - I have never seen those on caldari stations - and I've never seen one of our delicate sensor arrays broken in spite of that.
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So that is how you can tell each other apart from the men huh? Our implants... thanks for bringing that up.
Yes, it is somewhat tricky with the gallente I must admit. I think it's because the gallente male looks pretty much like the female -especially with ne natural gallente female flatbreasted appearance. But luckily there's the caldari implant industry.
The caldari society has thankfully no use of those little helpers, since carful genemodding has kept our genepool from watered down like the gallente one with their random breeding.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:23:00 -
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"I now find that my name has been horribly besmirched and my reputation lies in tatters.
How in all honesty can I continue to post updates on our war with the terrorist Minnies when people are presented with images such as the one above?"
... *attempts to keep a straight face, but fails miserably* Monsieur Hardin, just try to make the best out of the situation? Think how entering battle in a ship named "Strobe Disco Balls"... is now going to either make your enemies roll in your pods in laughter, or twitch with horror at invoked mental images... both disrupting their focus, and giving you certain advantage... :s
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:36:00 -
[143]
Strobe Disco Balls wrecks you for 191 points of damage. I should have stayed gone.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:37:00 -
[144]
A good point fair j0sephine...
I will rename my prized Armageddon "Hardin's Disco Balls" this evening... and I shall mount Miso's frozen corpse on the front.
I am sure the Oracle terrorists will be suitably awed!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:38:00 -
[145]
Stop it! Stop it! i wish i never mentioned the 'disco balls' now i have the unpleasant yet amusing picture of an Amarr BS with two giant Mirrors balls strapped either side...
OMG....
Hardin I'm sorry that didnt really help..
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:40:00 -
[146]
Oh and someone remarked about Caldari men, well I have much stubble on my 'manly' Caladri Jaw....
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:44:00 -
[147]
Hardin - Did you every imagine that one day your privates would be so big in Eve?
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Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:46:00 -
[148]
Speaking of Caldari men, I HAVE been selected as the 5th best looking man in the galaxy
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=30089&page=10
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You think Marco Polo said
"Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ?
-Indigo Seqi
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:47:00 -
[149]
By the Association for the Blind?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 13:50:00 -
[150]
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By the Association for the Blind?
Miso spanks again!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:15:00 -
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Naturally - one always can only deduct from the available information. And since you never have all information available to you you can only assume things, never totally prove them.
yes, but dispensing opinion on something you do not have enough info to prove destroys your credibility, however frail it may have been
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Strange - I have never seen those on caldari stations - and I've never seen one of our delicate sensor arrays broken in spite of that.
That is because when Caldari men whant to show off they do it to our godly images, not your manish brows!
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Yes, it is somewhat tricky with the gallente I must admit. I think it's because the gallente male looks pretty much like the female -especially with ne natural gallente female flatbreasted appearance. But luckily there's the caldari implant industry.
The caldari society has thankfully no use of those little helpers, since carful genemodding has kept our genepool from watered down like the gallente one with their random breeding.
Ok this sentence represents what is wrong with you, mentally. If you were to re-read your previous post you would notice that you were stating that the implants were in fact used by caldari women. I think you should go take care of your obvious mental instability before you further endanger your credibility.
Also this so called "caldari" implant industry appears to be some fabbrication, beign that the only implants you produce are nightvision eyes for your commandos. Useful yes, but hardly pleasat to look at.
The rumor that our breeding is random, tied to our knowledge of our sexuality, is completely fake, we have means of seeking and finding pleasure, and means of reproducing only with the partners we are truly matched with...
This is probably why our divorce rates are so drastically low, and your female suicide rates amongst caldari officers are quite dramatic.
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:20:00 -
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Speaking of Caldari men, I HAVE been selected as the 5th best looking man in the galaxy
I'm sorry m'dear but Miso is entirely right, you look like the Mekon's homely cousin!
A British SciFi Comic Classic
Love and peace
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:27:00 -
[153]
Wow, Daes, what you been eating girl?!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:29:00 -
[154]
My cheerios :)
and my veggies :)
oh, and that spicy saugase too ;)
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:30:00 -
[155]
"I'm sorry m'dear but Miso is entirely right, you look like the Mekon's homely cousin!"
... Well, if i remember that contest right, Tank CEO was selected in it as the finest male the Galaxy has to offer... For the love of isk, what else would one need as a reason to completely discredit the results? :s
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:32:00 -
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Ever met an attractive man named TANK?
All I can say is to refer you to an old movie from the old universe chronicles, called "old School"
In this we had one very "extroverted" person called Hank the Tank.
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:32:00 -
[157]
Edited by: Othnark on 15/09/2003 14:32:02
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I'm sorry m'dear but Miso is entirely right, you look like the Mekon's homely cousin!
Yowza! And I thought being called a pale version of Mr. Potato Head was bad.
-Othnark
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:34:00 -
[158]
Hank the Tank?
Surely there's a song about this man! Imagine the second line....
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:48:00 -
[159]
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Hardin - Did you every imagine that one day your privates would be so big in Eve?
You are clearleh the ace ball promoting person in EVE Miso. Even Ms. Constantspin couldn't do a better job
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:48:00 -
[160]
Edited by: Khal St on 15/09/2003 14:48:29
It appears Caladri-Gallente relations are at an all time high, we appear to be able to lower the tone of just about anything too the gutter!!!
Its all just Biz
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:54:00 -
[161]
Hardin, you left your edible underwear in the Grease Money's VIP room, AGAIN! Please stop doing so, it makes the floor al sticky when they melt.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 14:58:00 -
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Hardin, you left your edible underwear in the Grease Money's VIP room, AGAIN! Please stop doing so, it makes the floor al sticky when they melt.
I do hope they weren't the beef and onion flavoured ones. They go off fast...
Hardin - Jade is a fine example of Gallente womanhood - attractive, sensitive, intelligent, bright, witty and damn good in the sack I hear.
(According to the graffitti in the gents toilets in The Greased Monkey Club)
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:05:00 -
[163]
Edited by: Khal St on 15/09/2003 15:08:33
Your Pleasure Slaves must be kept very happy Hardin
Its got to be Pot Noodle Bad Boy Flavour surely
Its All Just Biz
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:07:00 -
[164]
I will have to stop posting here now...
You are diminshing my stature and standing in the Amarrian community with all the 'Greased Monkey' talk.
I have never been in the damn club and therefore have not read the grafitti about Ms. Constantspin (altho I can readily believe it).
I am also upset that you did not give my marriage proposal the respect it deserved 
I am off to whip some Minmatar slaves...maybe that will cheer me up!
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:21:00 -
[165]
You know your large Amarr "ego" likes being stroked....
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:24:00 -
[166]
Fair enough Hardin, you have been a terrific sport I have to say. But any air of authority that you previously had is now gone
But I think you'd miss the attention, as Daes points out, if we stopped, ne pas?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:31:00 -
[167]
Well you see mr Hardon, I'd have a hard (ho-ho) time promoting the size of your equipment m'dear, because I don't tell fibbs!
There is a Hard question for you to answer on the Corp forum however, don't forget!
Love and peace
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 15:34:00 -
[168]
And take it from me, Hardin is hard in more ways than one...
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:09:00 -
[169]
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That is because when Caldari men whant to show off they do it to our godly images, not your manish brows!
As they would need to. Their presence alone is enough prove for a gellente women starved for a real man, they don't have to prove anything.
I stand my point - the cause for the collosion shields are the piloting "skills" of the gallente woman. Or why do wear most of them a safety helmet, like you?
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Ok this sentence represents what is wrong with you, mentally. If you were to re-read your previous post you would notice that you were stating that the implants were in fact used by caldari women. I think you should go take care of your obvious mental instability before you further endanger your credibility.
Ah, what a pityfull attempt to turn my words around. I think my original statement is pretty clear. I could have phrased it a little simpler, though, so certain readers could understand it better.
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Also this so called "caldari" implant industry appears to be some fabbrication, beign that the only implants you produce are nightvision eyes for your commandos. Useful yes, but hardly pleasat to look at.
You may have misunderstood there - those nightvision eyes are the only thing we produce for internal use only.
And those nightvision eyes are only a spinoff of those eye enlargers we produce mainly for - surprise - the gallentean market. They look pretty silly, if you ask me, but, hey - they sell.
As the average caldari woman doesn't needs to "enhance" herself - regular training in our corporations keep them healthy, fit and attractive - the market for beauty implants is very small in caldari space and the maiority of the buyers there are immigrants.
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The rumor that our breeding is random, tied to our knowledge of our sexuality, is completely fake, we have means of seeking and finding pleasure, and means of reproducing only with the partners we are truly matched with...
This is probably why our divorce rates are so drastically low, and your female suicide rates amongst caldari officers are quite dramatic.
You fail to see that the divorce rates in the gallente federation are low because the marrige rates are low, too. Again a proof of the free-romping gallentean society.
And you seem to have - again - wrong infos about the caldari suicide rate. Perhaps you confused it with the mortality rate?
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Master Scy
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:22:00 -
[170]
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By the Association for the Blind?
Miso spanks again!
Oh, yes, I forgot you two prefer Amarr men, with their average male population being 80 years old...
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You think Marco Polo said
"Damn Mongolians were camping that cave entry into the next valley the entire day, you can't get friggin anywhere in the world with those damn griefer tribes all over the place" ?
-Indigo Seqi
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:23:00 -
[171]
Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 16:24:00
Ana: you're a very serious lady. I've analysed your previous posts and I think I have pinpointed the root of your problem - badly applied make-up.
foundation and concealer is not meant to go over hair - shave first dear. Also, lipstick on the lips dear, hence the name, not around the eyes.
Come over to mine sometime, we can go through my goodies bag... currently a dominix battleship. Well, I thought what the heck, im certainly not gonna fight in it
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Khal St
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:26:00 -
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Ohhhh, Damn! hate to admit it Ana, Get over to Miso's.... you've obviously spent to long working in a veld mine somewhere?
Even I can't miss those Black heads....
I'm sure you scrub up well....
Its Just Biz
Only the insane prosper, only those who prosper can truly judge what is sane...
Try TXI's Cal-afeÖ - That Caldari Power Taste!
and now..
Tri-StarsiÖ - Power, Wealth & Revenge!
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:32:00 -
[173]
"Gallente and Caldar-i
Live together in perfect har-mon-ee
Side by Side on my piano keyboard
Oh lord
Why don't we?"
Hmm? The new galactic number one? I know its a cover of terrible ancient earth song, but, hey, its applicable. Maybe we could use it as the new anthem for the Gallente/Caldari relationship?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:35:00 -
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I stand my point - the cause for the collosion shields are the piloting "skills" of the gallente woman. Or why do wear most of them a safety helmet, like you?
What you call a "safety helmet" due to your obvious boring over-pragmatism is not only an ornament, but a stylish one at that, not that I expect the likes of you to understand concepts such as that of fashion...
Also, our piloting skills are (according to galactic data) better than the average caldari, a statistic you have obviously chosen to ignore.
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The average caldari woman doesn't needs to "enhance" herself - regular training in our corporations keep them healthy, fit and attractive - the market for beauty implants is very small in caldari space and the maiority of the buyers there are immigrants.
That must be why Playboy consistently asks for caldari prudes to pose...
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You fail to see that the divorce rates in the gallente federation are low because the marrige rates are low, too. Again a proof of the free-romping gallentean society.
And you seem to have - again - wrong infos about the caldari suicide rate. Perhaps you confused it with the mortality rate?
We take marriage seriously, unlike you cold caldari's which just use it to further yourselves into the ranks of a corporation. For this reason our marriages are fewer, but they last forever.
I know you like to hide the obvious insecurity that plagues the caldari females and pushes them to suicidal thoughts. This is natural, being that you are trapped in competition with your men instead of communing in love and harmony.
I once again will prove you our superior philosophy of life by casting aside our differencesm and inviting you to come share these pleasures, and leave behind your life of constant stress and unhappiness.
I am about to open a new club, "The Last Cherry" somewhere in Gallente space, I might even invite you to the exclusive opening party.
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:50:00 -
[175]
Caldari live in constant stress and unhappiness huh?
So that's why Gallente run away from battle, they can't handle the stress.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 16:55:00 -
[176]
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Caldari live in constant stress and unhappiness huh?
So that's why Gallente run away from battle, they can't handle the stress.
time to check the oxygen system in your space-lemon, its leaking and making you hallucinate.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:11:00 -
[177]
Until your brave enough to face my lemon in combat, please keep your comments to urself.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:14:00 -
[178]
If you really want me to we can arrange it.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:17:00 -
[179]
Tell me what region ur in. I'll find you eventually.
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xeno calligan
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:23:00 -
[180]
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Also, I find Caldari men to get slightly, err, *overexcited* just as things
start to get "interesting" and things "deflate" rapidly.
Nevermind - keep practicing, and try doing it with a real partner instead of
a holoreel projection.
Yes, it does get pretty lonely out here in 0.0 space, Miso. As you say, it's better with a real partner... But... you are the only girl for me, so you see it's been a bit hard. Having advanced uhh... knowledge of err... educational HoloSim, I figured it would be best to take it to the next level.
After much searching around I contacted some shady brokers and arranged the purchase of your biomass (naturally they were subsequently terminated for the insolence). At an unlisted research facility I paid off some scientists to recover the memory emgrams and download them into a fresh clone developed from your biomass. But fate is cruel! The promises of latex and domination did not come to pass. The clone was utterly passive and took no real initiative at all. And I had been such a bad boy too. Of course I figure it must be due to the brain damage caused by floating around in space before being picked up, right? *sigh* Simulation just isn't the same.
So...uhh...*fidget* *flutter* i..if you happen to pass by The Forge, how about sharing a good bottle of spiced wine under the nebula of Jita, mistress Miso?
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:39:00 -
[181]
"Tell me what region ur in. I'll find you eventually."
... And let it be a proof of unusually high courage of the Caldari men -- they are bold enough to actually ask for directions. ;o
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:41:00 -
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Tell me what region ur in. I'll find you eventually.
Fountain.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:55:00 -
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"Tell me what region ur in. I'll find you eventually."
... And let it be a proof of unusually high courage of the Caldari men -- they are bold enough to actually ask for directions. ;o
I'm not above asking for directions. It enables me to find my enemy faster so i can dispose of him.
And as much as I'd like to enter the fountain region, im afriad quite a few of Daesdemona's comrades inhabit that region.
Wouldn't be quite fair.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 17:57:00 -
[184]
But in all honesty, this thread was created to better Caldari-Gallente Relations.
Me and Daesdemona getting into a fight isnt helping any. So, as an act of good faith, I'm willing to offer a hand in friendship, if only to show you that Caldari aren't mindless brutes.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.15 18:05:00 -
[185]
"I'm not above asking for directions. It enables me to find my enemy faster so i can dispose of him."
Aye; just to clarify any possible misunderstanding, 'twas not my intention to make fun of you Mr.Edwards... au contraire. :s
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 18:08:00 -
[186]
I know you were't making fun.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.15 18:16:00 -
[187]
Your hand is accepted, maybe if you behave you might get more...
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 18:19:00 -
[188]
Teasing isn't nice.
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.15 18:19:00 -
[189]
Edited by: Adam Edwards on 15/09/2003 18:22:10
Now your making me all excited,
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BigBanjo
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Posted - 2003.09.15 18:28:00 -
[190]
Edited by: BigBanjo on 15/09/2003 18:29:18
EEEEE***
Sorry for my late reaction, i was a few days on a nice holliday trip. Last night i came back and needed to do a transport mission. My indy was in another station, so i took Hardin's Indy.
When i enterd the*****pit, there was still a smell of Quafe hanging around. So i thought Hardin used his indy this weekend for a party or something like that. And i saw on the co-pilot seat a weird looking toy. It looked like a big Joystick with 2 discoballs. Now i know what THAT was
Hardin, please clean your stuff the next time
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.15 20:55:00 -
[191]
Okay BB - sorry
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.15 23:00:00 -
[192]
Edited by: Miso on 15/09/2003 23:00:54
Big Banjo: hes like a dog on heat that Hardin. Always leaves a trail of prosthetic genitalia wherever he goes.
Xeno: Since you asked so eloquently, my answer has to be...no. I don't think you're man enough for me, and quite frankly, you'd fall to pieces in my gaze, let alone my hands.
Daes - Im getting all hot and bothered - i think we need to go do something naughty tomorrow evening. Ill mail you
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PropanElgen
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Posted - 2003.09.16 00:02:00 -
[193]
How come all Gallente males look *****?
All the angels and the puny men of god looked away...
Frightened to death by the evil that was born on that day!
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.16 01:47:00 -
[194]
Not everyone can be good looking as Caldari men,
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xeno calligan
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Posted - 2003.09.16 03:28:00 -
[195]
Quote:
Since you asked so eloquently, my answer has to be...no. I don't think you're man enough for me, and quite frankly, you'd fall to pieces in my gaze, let alone my hands
Oooh, degrade me mistress Miso! Now this is what I'm talking about! I'll bring a good supply of clones when I go searching for you, then.
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Rixeh
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Posted - 2003.09.16 04:22:00 -
[196]
It's hard to take miso or daes seriously; with all that makeup, they should be classified as nuclear-capable and locked away. What do you expect from a Gallente though? All fluff, no substance. Careful next time you warp into a roid belt, you might break a nail on those Serpentis ships.
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Of war men will ask its outcome, not its cause.
-- Seneca
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Dorian Aredes
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Posted - 2003.09.16 07:17:00 -
[197]
Quote:
How come all Gallente males look *****?
How come you look like you have a rather large object lodged in your rectum?
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2003.09.16 07:31:00 -
[198]
Quote:
How come all Gallente males look *****?
It must be the testosterone that is overflowing in your veins that must be clouding your vision, mate.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 08:11:00 -
[199]
Look at all these Caldari males swarming all over the boards like horny, beaten dogs! All desperate to prove to us just how worthy and hard they are!! Ahh, how sweet!
Xeno - You're persistent, I'll give you that... but i generally do think that you Caldari men wouldn't last a second on my Dominix Party Ship - (I've converted the drone bay into a dungeon).
Still, if we happen to meet in space, I might invite you onboard for a spot of light whipping. If your still in one piece after that I might let you worship my feet afterwards...
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.09.16 08:45:00 -
[200]
*drool*
Only Caldari's?
Conscience: No no Hardin stop it... The scriptures remember?
Oh but it it sounds such fun...
Conscience: Yes but the Inquisition will not be pleased and those hot tongs are painful...
Ah...yes Brother Annoing is so zealous...I sometimes wish I had not be born with these principles
Conscience: Just think of the Emperor and these lustful thoughts will go away. Better yet kill a Minmater!
Oh yes...good idea...that is almost as much fun...
Conscience: Indeed 
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 08:52:00 -
[201]
Are you sure those inquisition boys are using hot tongs? I heard it was a typo and should have been "hot tongues".
I hear the inquisition is very big on "probing".
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.16 12:56:00 -
[202]
"Are you sure those inquisition boys are using hot tongs? I heard it was a typo and should have been "hot tongues""
... I heard it was actually hot thongs, but 'tis surely stretching it, now.... :s
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:10:00 -
[203]
For some reason, hot thongs appalls me greatly. "Amarr in Thongs" - isn't that a periodical? Im sure ive seen it in the library...
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:26:00 -
[204]
"For some reason, hot thongs appalls me greatly."
... I figure 'tis might be one of the reasons they've settled for this type of garment... :s
""Amarr in Thongs" - isn't that a periodical? Im sure ive seen it in the library..."
*coughs* well, there's always the official "Inquisition's Finest" calendar -- hoods, thongs, chains and lots of male flesh sweaty from great effort of inflicting the justice, you get the picture.... young Amarrian ladies seem to be very fond of it.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:29:00 -
[205]
Quote:
young Amarrian ladies seem to be very fond of it.
Ladies? PIE corp have these calenders hanging in their*****pits.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:42:00 -
[206]
"Ladies? PIE corp have these calenders hanging in their*****pits."
... ok, am genuinely speechless now. O,o;;
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Juan Andalusian
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:57:00 -
[207]
Everyone knows Gallentean Female Posters is the most coveted High Slot item.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.16 13:59:00 -
[208]
Quote:
It's hard to take miso or daes seriously; with all that makeup, they should be classified as nuclear-capable and locked away. What do you expect from a Gallente though? All fluff, no substance. Careful next time you warp into a roid belt, you might break a nail on those Serpentis ships.
Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of an empty bed this morning.
Listen buddy, serpentis ships cannot even get into optimal range of my turrets... they vaporize at about 35k...
And just because your skin is plagued by acne does not mean that we are wearing makeup, our skin is just naturally beautiful.
But lets keep this nice please :)
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:03:00 -
[209]
Quote:
Everyone knows Gallentean Female Posters is the most coveted High Slot item.
Increases the Thorax and the Stabber's as well as the iteron's cargo space :)
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Newg Runecasting
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:17:00 -
[210]
I only have my Ancestry and history to look at butà.
841 AD PE Vikings put Lillebonne, Caudbec, and Rouen in fire
845 AD PE Viking Cheiftain Regnar Ladbrok Attacks Paris
857 AD PE Vikings raid Paris, again.
861 AD PE Vikings attacks are launched on Paris for a third time
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Newg Runecasting -- CEO
-(o)-
Red Eye
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:28:00 -
[211]
Edited by: Daesdemona on 16/09/2003 14:29:30
Quote:
I only have my Ancestry and history to look at but….
841 AD PE Vikings put Lillebonne, Caudbec, and Rouen in fire
845 AD PE Viking Cheiftain Regnar Ladbrok Attacks Paris
857 AD PE Vikings raid Paris, again.
861 AD PE Vikings attacks are launched on Paris for a third time
your point?
Oh, anti-french humor... how original.
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Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:28:00 -
[212]
Quote:
I only have my Ancestry and history to look at butà.
841 AD PE Vikings put Lillebonne, Caudbec, and Rouen in fire
845 AD PE Viking Cheiftain Regnar Ladbrok Attacks Paris
857 AD PE Vikings raid Paris, again.
861 AD PE Vikings attacks are launched on Paris for a third time
Hello?! Is there anybody home?!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:44:00 -
[213]
Quote:
For some reason, hot thongs appalls me greatly. "Amarr in Thongs" - isn't that a periodical? Im sure ive seen it in the library...
Ok time out "Amarr in thongs"? Run Hardin run before you end up as the cabinboy on Miso's ship. High on spiked Quafe and wearing Miso's thongs is no way to live.
These Gallente ladies are getting really wild lately. Must have a holiday coming up.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:46:00 -
[214]
Lust Day is in a week or so.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:49:00 -
[215]
Quote:
Lust Day is in a week or so.
Ill need a new outfit for that then. Mr Dib - wanna carry my shopping bags?
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.16 14:53:00 -
[216]
"High on spiked Quafe and wearing Miso's thongs is no way to live."
... I dunno Mr.Dib, we don't see Daes complain much about her life, non?.. :s
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:01:00 -
[217]
Edited by: Daesdemona on 16/09/2003 15:16:54
Quote:
"High on spiked Quafe and wearing Miso's thongs is no way to live."
... I dunno Mr.Dib, we don't see Daes complain much about her life, non?.. :s
Huh? Please make sure you know that although I frequent Miso's palaces of Pain and Pleasure from time to time, I run my succesful line of clubs throughout our galaxy, mine are less focused towards S&M and more towards edonistic pleasures of the body.
Our latest openings:
Silk - Algogille II
G-Spot - Bereye IV
The Sex Factory - Serpentis Prime I
Venus's first Sin - My Megathron
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:09:00 -
[218]
Just seen an invoice delivered by one of my gimps, informing me that an Amarrian gentleman, calling himself "Mr Hordin Pie", has put in a tender on the lease of my club "The Greased Monkey"...
Hmmmmm....
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:35:00 -
[219]
Quote:
Quote:
Lust Day is in a week or so.
Ill need a new outfit for that then. Mr Dib - wanna carry my shopping bags?
Boy the wallets going to take a hit on this.Eh it's only money.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:37:00 -
[220]
Quote:
"High on spiked Quafe and wearing Miso's thongs is no way to live."
... I dunno Mr.Dib, we don't see Daes complain much about her life, non?.. :s
I was under the impression that Daes didn't wear any......um that is to say......she likes her freedom.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:40:00 -
[221]
Quote:
Edited by: Daesdemona on 16/09/2003 15:16:54
Quote:
"High on spiked Quafe and wearing Miso's thongs is no way to live."
... I dunno Mr.Dib, we don't see Daes complain much about her life, non?.. :s
Huh? Please make sure you know that although I frequent Miso's palaces of Pain and Pleasure from time to time, I run my succesful line of clubs throughout our galaxy, mine are less focused towards S&M and more towards edonistic pleasures of the body.
Our latest openings:
Silk - Algogille II
G-Spot - Bereye IV
The Sex Factory - Serpentis Prime I
Venus's first Sin - My Megathron
This has nothing to do with my being in Algogille all the time. i have legitimate business there. All my receipts are in order, no need for an audit.
PS Daes please bill me directly from now on.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 15:44:00 -
[222]
I wasn't expecting you to pay Mr Dib, but since you're offering.....
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Adam Edwards
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Posted - 2003.09.16 17:13:00 -
[223]
Silk - Algogille II
G-Spot - Bereye IV
The Sex Factory - Serpentis Prime I
Venus's first Sin - My Megathron
Are those really real places? LOL
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.09.16 17:22:00 -
[224]
Quote:
I wasn't expecting you to pay Mr Dib, but since you're offering.....
I usually end up paying one way or the other. Isk usually hurts the least.
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Rixeh
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Posted - 2003.09.16 17:59:00 -
[225]
Quote:
Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of an empty bed this morning.
Listen buddy, serpentis ships cannot even get into optimal range of my turrets... they vaporize at about 35k...
And just because your skin is plagued by acne does not mean that we are wearing makeup, our skin is just naturally beautiful.
But lets keep this nice please :)
Let's not. You two remind me of those old dogs... the ones with the crazy hair, they refuse to stop yipping unless you stamp on their heads... French poodles, right. Wierd how they're always needing attention, isn't it? In being so damn loud, they become obnoxious and you get the urge to shoot them with your army-issued pistol...
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Of war men will ask its outcome, not its cause.
-- Seneca
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:11:00 -
[226]
Quote:
Let's not. You two remind me of those old dogs... the ones with the crazy hair, they refuse to stop yipping unless you stamp on their heads... French poodles, right. Wierd how they're always needing attention, isn't it? In being so damn loud, they become obnoxious and you get the urge to shoot them with your army-issued pistol...
OK... someone has obviously abused their combat steroids, lets hope the testicular damage is permanent and you are thus purged from the genepool.
Also: All poodles are not old. Although if you are talking about maturity, the only things that appear your to you must be those insects that live for only one day.
The army never issued you squat, I checked your records, you were kicked out of the academy after they found minamatar slave child ****ography in your locker, so the only urge you have would be better taken care of with a scalpel to your *******.
I understand that being locked up in Caldari prisons may have made you adverse to women since you were treated like one for so long in there, I pity you, really, I can send you some cookies if you want.
Finally: I intended to ignore you by giving you a reply that had no need for further discussion, but you persevered in the rudest way, to try and get a response, so who is the attention deficient? Look in the mirror, do it quick before it breaks.
And about us being loud, that is the voices in your head, I figured they taught you how to silence them before they let you out of the institution.
Please go die.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.09.16 21:17:00 -
[227]
Eeek! Caldari men ***** slapped again by gallente girls... will you ever learn?
But hey, look at it this way, the abuse is free - i know plenty of places where you'd have to pay top ISK for this kind of treatment!
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Rixeh
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Posted - 2003.09.16 21:56:00 -
[228]
(Totally OOC, it's bad form to step on someone's character like that. "Pulling records"? I could just as easily say you're an amaar transvestite. Who could prove me wrong?)
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Of war men will ask its outcome, not its cause.
-- Seneca
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.17 00:02:00 -
[229]
Quote:
(Totally OOC, it's bad form to step on someone's character like that. "Pulling records"? I could just as easily say you're an amaar transvestite. Who could prove me wrong?)
OOC: Normal rules do not apply to ladies my friend, plus those records were just the cherry on the cake, notice I only used them as icing. ;)
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