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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:35:00 -
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Break up with the poster above you!
/me begins to read the email... |
Rain6637
Team Evil
14310
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:53:00 -
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don't worry, we were never together in the first place.
stop calling please President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Rainfleet Mk III-á |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:56:00 -
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I break with thee... I break with thee.. I break with thee.. and then throw dog-poop on your shoes. (-Steve Martin) |
Sibyyl
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Posted - 2014.05.03 23:51:00 -
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Can I have your stuff? Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Lido Seahawk
Norr Amalgamated Industries
84
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Posted - 2014.05.04 01:10:00 -
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You can have everything, but the dog stays with me! Can I have your stuff? |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
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Posted - 2014.05.04 01:43:00 -
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About that fishing trip next week... a horrible disaster - the dam broke and all the fish died Oh then to the bar? Well... the flood from the dam destroyed the town, washed it all away Then to the beach for some pier fishing you say? Sorry, the water from the failing dam, that washed away the town, made it's way to a fault line and triggered an earthquake that caused the entire state to slide into the ocean. I'm writing this from my raft. And before you ask, there is only room for one person |
Rain6637
Team Evil
14321
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Posted - 2014.05.04 02:26:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Can I have your stuff? half the stuff President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Rainfleet Mk III-á |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.04 04:09:00 -
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Im leaving you for 8 and 9. Double the Rain. None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Jackie Flackette
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3
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Posted - 2014.05.04 06:56:00 -
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I'm leaving you because I can't sleep with that light emanating from your ass. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1280
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Posted - 2014.05.04 12:02:00 -
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Sure, I'd love to take you out on the town. In fact, why don't you spend a few hours in the bathroom getting ready for our big day? If you hear a loud car engine revving sound growing steadily fainter, it is totally not me driving away. But if it is me, don't follow.
Graygor wrote:None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. I hear 9 squeezes it from the top of the tube. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
109
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Posted - 2014.05.04 13:45:00 -
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This is the wrong thread to try to hit on me. Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
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Posted - 2014.05.04 13:53:00 -
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Good thing I am breaking up with you then
Later.
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Commissar Kate
Team Evil
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Posted - 2014.05.04 14:48:00 -
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I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff. People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
7758
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Posted - 2014.05.04 14:56:00 -
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Just as well, because i'm taking all of your! Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!! |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4862
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Posted - 2014.05.04 19:54:00 -
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Sorry dear but I like women who don't disappear when they stand in front of a China cabinet. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.05.04 21:17:00 -
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its not me, its you.
And I like Tollen. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
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Posted - 2014.05.04 21:31:00 -
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It's not you, it's you and him, too much for meeee. |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
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Posted - 2014.05.04 21:49:00 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff.
That actually happened to me once (except without the 51% thing, thankfully). Not a very macho feeling... Bet that's happened to more guys than will admit it. Hmm...
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Luna Lockhearts
Assistance and Recovery
15
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:01:00 -
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I set your captains quarters on fire and since you didn't get me to sign a prenuptial I also took half your stuff, Laters Some people are like Slinky's, Not much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2803
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:19:00 -
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Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff. That actually happened to me once (except without the 51% thing, thankfully). Not a very macho feeling... Bet that's happened to more guys than will admit it. Hmm...
Quite honestly, I would rather lose a women to another women than another man. But I am an odd ball so.....
That aside.
You just don't do it for me any more.
Later.
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Amber Patoria
Rolled Out
349
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:25:00 -
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All I wanted was another baby. I thought you could be the one, just maybe.
So now it's here and my love was a lie. I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2803
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:37:00 -
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Amber Patoria wrote:All I wanted was another baby. I thought you could be the one, just maybe.
So now it's here and my love was a lie. I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.
Since this is pretty close to my current situation I will take this time to say
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Later |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1289
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:38:00 -
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Amber Patoria wrote:All I wanted was another baby. I thought you could be the one, just maybe.
So now it's here and my love was a lie. I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.
So that's the man you've been hanging out with? The reason our kid doesn't know who her real father is?
Well I don't care if you're single now. You lost your chance to move in with me when you decided it's okay to drag a kid around and never consider her feelings. You can drop her off at my door, ring the doorbell, and please be out of sight by the time I get there to open it. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Candi LeMew
Rolled Out
942
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:56:00 -
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I see how it is - got your fingers in Amber's pie? Goddamn you know how to make a girl cry Breaking my heart, it's like a poke in the eye. But that's fine by me, I'm sick of living in your mud hut. All you ever do is ask to **** me in the butt. Well that's it, it's done, you're losing your wh*re! I'm taking my stuff and limping out the door!!
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13146
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:01:00 -
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You can only eat so much Candi before you get sick of it.
So.... yeah. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:08:00 -
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Believe it or not, that made me hot. Poor lil Candi, she's always so randy. But if only she knew, I was also banging you! But we've had our fun, Sex games and tanning, naked under the sun. So I'll grab my clothes and quickly run. Getting too crass and ISD might spank my bum. Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model G˙á Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:48:00 -
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MY MOTORCYCLE, IT'S TOO LOOOUD, I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. THIS IS ME RIDING AWAY. |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2014.05.05 05:37:00 -
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I like the web... but the van?
Come back when youre webporsche or webaudi.
Weblexus is also acceptable. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Doreen Kaundur
6
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Posted - 2014.05.05 06:54:00 -
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I have herpes.
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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3061
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Posted - 2014.05.05 07:17:00 -
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And you thought it odd me always carrying this 10ft pole, constantly waving it between us. Well, it's not just for jousting! *rides off* |
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