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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1290
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Posted - 2014.05.05 22:15:00 -
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I always said you had a stick up your +íss, I just didn't know it was literally true. Well, that explains why you always wanted to be on top.
I have someone else now. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3233
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:22:00 -
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When you started coming around to join in on our Star Wars PnP group, thought that was pretty cool, man. But when you started bringing that plastic blowup doll, disappearing into the bathroom for hours, calling out our names repeatedly, well we think it best you try rerolling your jedi character at home... like on Hello Kitty Online --->
"You were supposed to be the chosen one!" |
Sibyyl
706
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:38:00 -
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*signals to the band to play Rains of Castamere* Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Rain6637
Team Evil
14348
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Posted - 2014.05.06 02:49:00 -
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you rang? President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Rainfleet Mk III-á |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1310
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Posted - 2014.05.06 03:14:00 -
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OMG! You make the cutest female-Lurch! You make my heart flutter with iridescent soap bubbles, fluorescent butterflies, and epileptic disco-hearts!
That said, I'm leaving you and I don't understand why. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1004
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Posted - 2014.05.07 10:19:00 -
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Sorry babe, You got no boobs, gotta dump you now. cya. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Omega Sunset
Black.Omega
217
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Posted - 2014.05.07 12:22:00 -
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I just don't think you respect my mind, always staring at my boobs. I'd sit down and share my feelings with you, but I just don't feel that you can reach out with your feelings and talk, not with those hands always trying to slide up my top. I think it would be best if we just be friends. Well on second thought, I'm dumping you and I'm walking away now, and changing my number. GÇö+¬GÇö |
King Aires
Coffee Sipper's Club Biggby Coffee Fan Club
41
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Posted - 2014.05.07 12:42:00 -
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I am sorry, I have been sleeping with your alt and we are running away to Vegas to get clones together... |
Definitly not an-alt
Milo Minderbender's Explorers and Profiteers
0
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:33:00 -
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Yeah.....about that... |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13290
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Posted - 2014.05.07 20:12:00 -
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Definitly not an-alt , we are definitely not a thing anymore.
Sent from my phone via text. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1328
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Posted - 2014.05.08 00:51:00 -
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You haven't been unsuccessful at everything. You successfully broke my heart. Way to go champ.
And just for the record, I want everyone to know how unsuccessful you were in bed. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
115411
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Posted - 2014.05.09 11:54:00 -
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I decided to have these guys put it into words for me. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2261
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Posted - 2014.05.09 12:52:00 -
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I found a sale at CVS on Hitachi Magic Wands so I don't really need you anymore. Bring your possibles. |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
59467
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Posted - 2014.05.09 12:54:00 -
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I'm leaving you for one of your slave girls...
Sorry. People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Slick Slomopavitz
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2014.05.20 02:45:00 -
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... I can't see you anymore. Not because we've never actually dated... or even met... but because you keep readjusting your bedroom window blinds so as to make them impenetrable to my prying eyes. You know, THESE eyes? The ones right here? The ones weeping tears of sorrow? So yeah, it's pretty much over. But really, it's totally not your fault. It's your landlord's fault. Matter of fact, I see her light on as I'm typing this. Think it might be time for a little night time walk... to get some air... at night... outside...
I have always loved you. "Some places got a Murphy bed, this place got a Murphy shower. I still don't know where to hang the towels!" |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2879
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Posted - 2014.05.20 03:44:00 -
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You said you were compassionate but you are pure slickness, Goodby! |
Arkady Vachon
Intaki Technical Services Combine
911
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Posted - 2014.05.20 04:45:00 -
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The Soyjoy boxes and cans of Quafe you leave all around the quarters is annoying but tolerable. But not flushing the latrine all the time?
Goodbye.
Also, use flatulence medication. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
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CCP Falcon
7200
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Posted - 2014.05.20 10:07:00 -
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It's not me, or you... it's the Brutor guy from Amamake I've been sleeping with. He's just that good.
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Ham the Astrochimp
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
135
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Posted - 2014.05.20 10:14:00 -
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u not ape. u not apekind. me not want. me go now. take my elvis cd's with me. haaaaa! haaaaaaaa!! |
Sibyyl
Brave Collective
1057
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Posted - 2014.05.20 10:57:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDU8ew4ZeVQ Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
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Niar Quinn
University of Caille Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2014.05.20 12:01:00 -
[51] - Quote
I met someone with more internet spaceships than you.
Sorry ): |
mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1712
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Posted - 2014.05.20 13:02:00 -
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but my internet spaceship is a thorax real gamers only need one toon . i want a eve pinball machine make it so CCP |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3175
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Posted - 2014.05.20 17:06:00 -
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You took my Rifter out without my permission-- again! And left your disgusting body hairs in my pod goo-- again! That's it, I'm out of here! "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
546
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Posted - 2014.05.20 19:15:00 -
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sorry pet I`m off ive been shagging a bird who doesn`t fart in bed ...as much as you do ...cya traaaa and thanks for the blowjobs ...and this bird can take her teeth out |
Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
300
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Posted - 2014.05.20 19:59:00 -
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Look Jason
You seem like a nice guy and all, but I'm a cyborg, you're a Caldari; it was never going to work. I just can't get close enough to you without causing you massive physical trauma, and while you said you where good in bed, I'm afraid that's just not the case - you kept pushing your Rokh into my Ark and that's just not on... Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1404
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Posted - 2014.05.21 02:18:00 -
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Not my fault you have a capital ship hangar down there. I'm not particularly well-endowed myself, I'll admit that. But you know what the difference is between you and me? I'm all natural, that's what. I never modified my body from its original form -or- size.
*storms off and cries in a pillow* Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Garandras
Black Aces Against ALL Authorities
172
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Posted - 2014.05.21 02:49:00 -
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Sorry this is actually my main.. your hanger is now empty |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
5093
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Posted - 2014.05.21 04:46:00 -
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I know we just became drinkin buddies and all, but when you passed out I found this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySlZdASmGCM& fall out of your truck - of you and your friend there. I... don't know where you think this is going... but time for me to find another drinkin buddy me thinks Rock on! |
Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille Gallente Federation
145
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Posted - 2014.05.21 06:46:00 -
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I don't mean to sneer, capsuleer, But you're no longer the man, Webvan
I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
KnowUsByTheDead
1743
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Posted - 2014.05.22 14:21:00 -
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I left a letter...
On an empty coffee table...
In front of an empty couch...
In an empty living room.
It sums up why we can no longer be a thing.
T...
It was never you...
I have to just spread my wings...
Y'know, dance and sing.
Buh-Bye!!!
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |
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