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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
2929
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:35:00 -
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Break up with the poster above you!
/me begins to read the email... |
Rain6637
Team Evil
14310
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:53:00 -
[2] - Quote
don't worry, we were never together in the first place.
stop calling please President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Rainfleet Mk III-á |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
2929
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Posted - 2014.05.03 22:56:00 -
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I break with thee... I break with thee.. I break with thee.. and then throw dog-poop on your shoes. (-Steve Martin) |
Sibyyl
637
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Posted - 2014.05.03 23:51:00 -
[4] - Quote
Can I have your stuff? Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Lido Seahawk
Norr Amalgamated Industries
84
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Posted - 2014.05.04 01:10:00 -
[5] - Quote
You can have everything, but the dog stays with me! Can I have your stuff? |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
2935
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Posted - 2014.05.04 01:43:00 -
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About that fishing trip next week... a horrible disaster - the dam broke and all the fish died Oh then to the bar? Well... the flood from the dam destroyed the town, washed it all away Then to the beach for some pier fishing you say? Sorry, the water from the failing dam, that washed away the town, made it's way to a fault line and triggered an earthquake that caused the entire state to slide into the ocean. I'm writing this from my raft. And before you ask, there is only room for one person |
Rain6637
Team Evil
14321
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Posted - 2014.05.04 02:26:00 -
[7] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:Can I have your stuff? half the stuff President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Rainfleet Mk III-á |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
114559
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Posted - 2014.05.04 04:09:00 -
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Im leaving you for 8 and 9. Double the Rain. None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Jackie Flackette
Sigma Special Tactics Group
3
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Posted - 2014.05.04 06:56:00 -
[9] - Quote
I'm leaving you because I can't sleep with that light emanating from your ass. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1280
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Posted - 2014.05.04 12:02:00 -
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Sure, I'd love to take you out on the town. In fact, why don't you spend a few hours in the bathroom getting ready for our big day? If you hear a loud car engine revving sound growing steadily fainter, it is totally not me driving away. But if it is me, don't follow.
Graygor wrote:None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. I hear 9 squeezes it from the top of the tube. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
109
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Posted - 2014.05.04 13:45:00 -
[11] - Quote
This is the wrong thread to try to hit on me. Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2796
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Posted - 2014.05.04 13:53:00 -
[12] - Quote
Good thing I am breaking up with you then
Later.
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Commissar Kate
Team Evil
58741
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Posted - 2014.05.04 14:48:00 -
[13] - Quote
I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff. People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
7758
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Posted - 2014.05.04 14:56:00 -
[14] - Quote
Just as well, because i'm taking all of your! Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!! |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4862
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Posted - 2014.05.04 19:54:00 -
[15] - Quote
Sorry dear but I like women who don't disappear when they stand in front of a China cabinet. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13134
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Posted - 2014.05.04 21:17:00 -
[16] - Quote
its not me, its you.
And I like Tollen. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
2999
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Posted - 2014.05.04 21:31:00 -
[17] - Quote
It's not you, it's you and him, too much for meeee. |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
1170
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Posted - 2014.05.04 21:49:00 -
[18] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff.
That actually happened to me once (except without the 51% thing, thankfully). Not a very macho feeling... Bet that's happened to more guys than will admit it. Hmm...
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Luna Lockhearts
Assistance and Recovery
15
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:01:00 -
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I set your captains quarters on fire and since you didn't get me to sign a prenuptial I also took half your stuff, Laters Some people are like Slinky's, Not much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2803
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:19:00 -
[20] - Quote
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff. That actually happened to me once (except without the 51% thing, thankfully). Not a very macho feeling... Bet that's happened to more guys than will admit it. Hmm...
Quite honestly, I would rather lose a women to another women than another man. But I am an odd ball so.....
That aside.
You just don't do it for me any more.
Later.
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Amber Patoria
Rolled Out
349
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:25:00 -
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All I wanted was another baby. I thought you could be the one, just maybe.
So now it's here and my love was a lie. I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.
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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2803
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:37:00 -
[22] - Quote
Amber Patoria wrote:All I wanted was another baby. I thought you could be the one, just maybe.
So now it's here and my love was a lie. I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.
Since this is pretty close to my current situation I will take this time to say
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Later |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1289
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:38:00 -
[23] - Quote
Amber Patoria wrote:All I wanted was another baby. I thought you could be the one, just maybe.
So now it's here and my love was a lie. I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.
So that's the man you've been hanging out with? The reason our kid doesn't know who her real father is?
Well I don't care if you're single now. You lost your chance to move in with me when you decided it's okay to drag a kid around and never consider her feelings. You can drop her off at my door, ring the doorbell, and please be out of sight by the time I get there to open it. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Candi LeMew
Rolled Out
942
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:56:00 -
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I see how it is - got your fingers in Amber's pie? Goddamn you know how to make a girl cry Breaking my heart, it's like a poke in the eye. But that's fine by me, I'm sick of living in your mud hut. All you ever do is ask to **** me in the butt. Well that's it, it's done, you're losing your wh*re! I'm taking my stuff and limping out the door!!
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13146
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:01:00 -
[25] - Quote
You can only eat so much Candi before you get sick of it.
So.... yeah. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Erica Dusette
Rolled Out
6809
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:08:00 -
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Believe it or not, that made me hot. Poor lil Candi, she's always so randy. But if only she knew, I was also banging you! But we've had our fun, Sex games and tanning, naked under the sun. So I'll grab my clothes and quickly run. Getting too crass and ISD might spank my bum. Major (Ret.) Caldari Militia | Part-time wormhole pirate | Full-time super model Gÿá Wormhole Diary | GÖí #420roloswag
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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3022
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Posted - 2014.05.04 23:48:00 -
[27] - Quote
MY MOTORCYCLE, IT'S TOO LOOOUD, I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. THIS IS ME RIDING AWAY. |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
114597
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Posted - 2014.05.05 05:37:00 -
[28] - Quote
I like the web... but the van?
Come back when youre webporsche or webaudi.
Weblexus is also acceptable. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Doreen Kaundur
6
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Posted - 2014.05.05 06:54:00 -
[29] - Quote
I have herpes.
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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3061
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Posted - 2014.05.05 07:17:00 -
[30] - Quote
And you thought it odd me always carrying this 10ft pole, constantly waving it between us. Well, it's not just for jousting! *rides off* |
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1290
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Posted - 2014.05.05 22:15:00 -
[31] - Quote
I always said you had a stick up your +íss, I just didn't know it was literally true. Well, that explains why you always wanted to be on top.
I have someone else now. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
3233
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:22:00 -
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When you started coming around to join in on our Star Wars PnP group, thought that was pretty cool, man. But when you started bringing that plastic blowup doll, disappearing into the bathroom for hours, calling out our names repeatedly, well we think it best you try rerolling your jedi character at home... like on Hello Kitty Online --->
"You were supposed to be the chosen one!" |
Sibyyl
706
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Posted - 2014.05.05 23:38:00 -
[33] - Quote
*signals to the band to play Rains of Castamere* Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
Rain6637
Team Evil
14348
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Posted - 2014.05.06 02:49:00 -
[34] - Quote
you rang? President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub | Rainfleet on Twitch | Rainfleet Mk III-á |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1310
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Posted - 2014.05.06 03:14:00 -
[35] - Quote
OMG! You make the cutest female-Lurch! You make my heart flutter with iridescent soap bubbles, fluorescent butterflies, and epileptic disco-hearts!
That said, I'm leaving you and I don't understand why. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1004
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Posted - 2014.05.07 10:19:00 -
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Sorry babe, You got no boobs, gotta dump you now. cya. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Omega Sunset
Black.Omega
217
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Posted - 2014.05.07 12:22:00 -
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I just don't think you respect my mind, always staring at my boobs. I'd sit down and share my feelings with you, but I just don't feel that you can reach out with your feelings and talk, not with those hands always trying to slide up my top. I think it would be best if we just be friends. Well on second thought, I'm dumping you and I'm walking away now, and changing my number. GÇö+¬GÇö |
King Aires
Coffee Sipper's Club Biggby Coffee Fan Club
41
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Posted - 2014.05.07 12:42:00 -
[38] - Quote
I am sorry, I have been sleeping with your alt and we are running away to Vegas to get clones together... |
Definitly not an-alt
Milo Minderbender's Explorers and Profiteers
0
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:33:00 -
[39] - Quote
Yeah.....about that... |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
13290
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Posted - 2014.05.07 20:12:00 -
[40] - Quote
Definitly not an-alt , we are definitely not a thing anymore.
Sent from my phone via text. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1328
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Posted - 2014.05.08 00:51:00 -
[41] - Quote
You haven't been unsuccessful at everything. You successfully broke my heart. Way to go champ.
And just for the record, I want everyone to know how unsuccessful you were in bed. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
115411
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Posted - 2014.05.09 11:54:00 -
[42] - Quote
I decided to have these guys put it into words for me. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2261
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Posted - 2014.05.09 12:52:00 -
[43] - Quote
I found a sale at CVS on Hitachi Magic Wands so I don't really need you anymore. Bring your possibles. |
Commissar Kate
Team Evil
59467
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Posted - 2014.05.09 12:54:00 -
[44] - Quote
I'm leaving you for one of your slave girls...
Sorry. People, who talk, don't know. People, who know, don't talk.
Unlocking All Racial Clothing || My Fanclub |
Slick Slomopavitz
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2014.05.20 02:45:00 -
[45] - Quote
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... I can't see you anymore. Not because we've never actually dated... or even met... but because you keep readjusting your bedroom window blinds so as to make them impenetrable to my prying eyes. You know, THESE eyes? The ones right here? The ones weeping tears of sorrow? So yeah, it's pretty much over. But really, it's totally not your fault. It's your landlord's fault. Matter of fact, I see her light on as I'm typing this. Think it might be time for a little night time walk... to get some air... at night... outside...
I have always loved you. "Some places got a Murphy bed, this place got a Murphy shower. I still don't know where to hang the towels!" |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2879
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Posted - 2014.05.20 03:44:00 -
[46] - Quote
You said you were compassionate but you are pure slickness, Goodby! |
Arkady Vachon
Intaki Technical Services Combine
911
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Posted - 2014.05.20 04:45:00 -
[47] - Quote
The Soyjoy boxes and cans of Quafe you leave all around the quarters is annoying but tolerable. But not flushing the latrine all the time?
Goodbye.
Also, use flatulence medication. Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
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CCP Falcon
7200
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Posted - 2014.05.20 10:07:00 -
[48] - Quote
It's not me, or you... it's the Brutor guy from Amamake I've been sleeping with. He's just that good.
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Ham the Astrochimp
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
135
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Posted - 2014.05.20 10:14:00 -
[49] - Quote
u not ape. u not apekind. me not want. me go now. take my elvis cd's with me. haaaaa! haaaaaaaa!! |
Sibyyl
Brave Collective
1057
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Posted - 2014.05.20 10:57:00 -
[50] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDU8ew4ZeVQ Take solace knowing that even after the sun sets, and your sky is filled with darkness, that the sun is still shining. -D. Entervention Psychotic Monk joins BNI |
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Niar Quinn
University of Caille Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2014.05.20 12:01:00 -
[51] - Quote
I met someone with more internet spaceships than you.
Sorry ): |
mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1712
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Posted - 2014.05.20 13:02:00 -
[52] - Quote
but my internet spaceship is a thorax real gamers only need one toon . i want a eve pinball machine make it so CCP |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3175
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Posted - 2014.05.20 17:06:00 -
[53] - Quote
You took my Rifter out without my permission-- again! And left your disgusting body hairs in my pod goo-- again! That's it, I'm out of here! "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
546
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Posted - 2014.05.20 19:15:00 -
[54] - Quote
sorry pet I`m off ive been shagging a bird who doesn`t fart in bed ...as much as you do ...cya traaaa and thanks for the blowjobs ...and this bird can take her teeth out |
Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
300
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Posted - 2014.05.20 19:59:00 -
[55] - Quote
Look Jason
You seem like a nice guy and all, but I'm a cyborg, you're a Caldari; it was never going to work. I just can't get close enough to you without causing you massive physical trauma, and while you said you where good in bed, I'm afraid that's just not the case - you kept pushing your Rokh into my Ark and that's just not on... Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1404
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Posted - 2014.05.21 02:18:00 -
[56] - Quote
Not my fault you have a capital ship hangar down there. I'm not particularly well-endowed myself, I'll admit that. But you know what the difference is between you and me? I'm all natural, that's what. I never modified my body from its original form -or- size.
*storms off and cries in a pillow* Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Garandras
Black Aces Against ALL Authorities
172
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Posted - 2014.05.21 02:49:00 -
[57] - Quote
Sorry this is actually my main.. your hanger is now empty |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
5093
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Posted - 2014.05.21 04:46:00 -
[58] - Quote
I know we just became drinkin buddies and all, but when you passed out I found this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySlZdASmGCM& fall out of your truck - of you and your friend there. I... don't know where you think this is going... but time for me to find another drinkin buddy me thinks Rock on! |
Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille Gallente Federation
145
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Posted - 2014.05.21 06:46:00 -
[59] - Quote
I don't mean to sneer, capsuleer, But you're no longer the man, Webvan
I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
KnowUsByTheDead
1743
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Posted - 2014.05.22 14:21:00 -
[60] - Quote
I left a letter...
On an empty coffee table...
In front of an empty couch...
In an empty living room.
It sums up why we can no longer be a thing.
T...
It was never you...
I have to just spread my wings...
Y'know, dance and sing.
Buh-Bye!!!
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |
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Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1524
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Posted - 2014.05.22 14:47:00 -
[61] - Quote
Some bring joy to a room when they enter, others when they leave.
Dont let the door hit you on the way out.
*sniff* You big *sniff* meeny face! *sniff* "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3188
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Posted - 2014.05.22 15:50:00 -
[62] - Quote
You know I can't go on with any regret Our relationship is hard like a game of roulette We're off and on so constantly And you cheating... Come on, honestly.
It's over now you should think long and hard Maybe next time you won't cheat and be a r*t*rd I loved you so much and you acted like normal You even got yourself a date to the Valentines Formal.
I treated you no less than my queen You went behind my back and s*****d someone 18 You lost my trust you broke my heart Now I need to reboot and maybe restart.
[I posted this on your Facebook page. Yeah, I did. Have fun explaining to everybody what a lowlife cheating skank you are]. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
116074
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Posted - 2014.05.23 14:24:00 -
[63] - Quote
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You ate my pet fedo, So im done with you. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2889
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Posted - 2014.05.23 14:30:00 -
[64] - Quote
The long distance thing is not going to work for me.
Later!
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Jarra
The Free Masons Corporation
2
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Posted - 2014.05.23 18:09:00 -
[65] - Quote
When you fight to cling to people who are no longer meant to be in your life, you delay your destiny. Let them go.
Goodbye :) |
Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
674
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Posted - 2014.05.23 18:38:00 -
[66] - Quote
Remember when I said I wanted to be with you forever? Turns out I lied. It is really hard to change your signature settings |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1417
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Posted - 2014.05.23 19:36:00 -
[67] - Quote
They say long distance relationships don't work out.
Well my arms are getting tired from holding up this ten foot pole to keep you that far away from me. I'm gonna let go of this pole, let's let this symbolize letting go of the relationship. Please don't make me regret this. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Doreen Kaundur
263
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Posted - 2014.05.24 17:26:00 -
[68] - Quote
At first I thought it was cute....you wearing my underwear. But lately it seems that is all you want from me...my underwear collection. Constantly wearing it all the time. If all I am is a feminine wardrobe to you, then it's over.
Please support this minor color change idea. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1423
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Posted - 2014.05.24 18:12:00 -
[69] - Quote
Yeah well I'll see you in court. I've had these divorce papers ready since last week. Bet you didn't know I tricked you into breaking up with me.
I'l about to win ownership of 50% of your underwear. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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ISD Supogo
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
148
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Posted - 2014.05.26 04:49:00 -
[70] - Quote
Mr. Glitterstim, it has come to our attention that after you filed for and began to receive workman's comp 8 months ago, you were subsequently observed by an anonymous employee engaging in a full-contact mixed martial arts program, despite your official statement saying that you suffered from chronic hip and back pain from your incident.
As such, we have no choice but to terminate your employment with us. Please have your personal belongings removed from cubicle #3263827 by 5 pm today or they will be subject to disposal. Please also return all assigned office equipment to the supply office or you will have an according amount deducted from your final paycheck. Human resources will contact you in the next week or so to discuss the potential ability for you to continue to receive healthcare benefits through COBRA. ISD Supogo Ensign Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
116318
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Posted - 2014.05.26 05:47:00 -
[71] - Quote
Ensign eh?
Come back when youre a proper officer. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
6081
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Posted - 2014.05.26 05:56:00 -
[72] - Quote
Look! A Fedo! *points behind Gray and he looks* /me runs away |
Cecilia Matilda Fock
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.05.26 13:38:00 -
[73] - Quote
It's not you, it's my love for cats. And crab apples. And crab cats. And cat apples. I know you don't love me when you shout at me over that tattoo. Abuse is such a harsh word, it was no abuse. You passed out accidentally and I love crab cat apples. Can I keep the tattoo? They can sew a patch of skin from your butt to your face to fill the gap. Kitty kitty, do you want a crab apple?
Oh. And I'm keeping the bathroom mirror too. |
Dak Dallocort
The Graduates RAZOR Alliance
46
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Posted - 2014.05.26 17:04:00 -
[74] - Quote
My darling,
If you are reading this, you are no doubt wondering why your house key doesn't work. These past few years with you have been the happiest of my life. However, after consulting with my accountant, it appears that your desire for marriage and children is in direct conflict with my dream of owning a boat. Therefore it is with a heavy heart that I must bid you bon voyage. Don't worry about your personal effects, I've already dropped them off at your mothers'. I think we can agree that the dog loves me the best.
PS. If it's any consolation, you have my blessing to name the baby whatever you choose. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3202
|
Posted - 2014.05.27 16:44:00 -
[75] - Quote
Dak Dallocort wrote: However, after consulting with my accountant, it appears that your desire for marriage and children is in direct conflict with my dream of owning a boat.
You ate my leftover pizza, didn't you? You knew I was saving that for after work today, right? Didn't I say, "I am going to save this leftover pizza for tomorrow after work?" Yes, I did, but you ate it anyway. It's all over, just forget it, I can never trust you again. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Constructive. Criticism.
242
|
Posted - 2014.05.27 21:38:00 -
[76] - Quote
***** YOU HUGE i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433 |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5436
|
Posted - 2014.05.28 10:15:00 -
[77] - Quote
Honey, I'm really sorry but... I just can't be in this negative space you create everyday with that scowl! I want to be HAPPY sometimes... not gloomy! You always scare the kids, the dog is afraid of you sometimes.... You passed under a rainbow yesterday and it went black!! BLACK!!! You took something beautiful and... and... you made it not!!
... and... I have a confession... I've been seeing someone else. Nothing has happened! It's just... she makes me feel happy... er. Don't get me wrong... Your gloominess is what brought me to you... I'll always cherish the times we spent together... hating in plebs and spitting on carebears... and you'll always have a special place in my heart. I still care about you! I just want more in life! Is that so hard to understand?
I'll be staying at my parent's place for a bit. Please don't visit. Not for awhile at least. I just need... time.
... I'm so sorry... *sobs and runs away* Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
Job Valador
Sovereign Colonies Armed Forces
580
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Posted - 2014.05.28 18:09:00 -
[78] - Quote
Look dude, you need to move out. We just can't be roommates anymore. You can come back only when you learn to stop stealing my eye patches..... and my stash of blue pills. Not cool man. "The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement." |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
116970
|
Posted - 2014.05.29 12:27:00 -
[79] - Quote
I'm sorry but this is clearly not working.
I cannot help but notice that you have changed your former charming appearance to look more and more like Solid Snake. And now i know why. I hate to tell you this but i found your dairy. Normally i would not pry, and this was the first time ive ever done this to you, but i felt compelled to look to see if i could find some answers.
What i found not only shocked me, but appalled me.
I know this is EVE and sinister plans and plots are our bread and butter, but if you wanted to break up you simply had to say so. Your long winded plan to change your appearance, then get me calling you Snake just so you could leave me in a busy train station with me calling SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE to your departing back is despicable.
I am only glad I found out about this now.
So here it is. I'm through. I'm done with you. By the time you read this i will be gone. I've already separated our things so you should have no need to contact me. Should you find something of mine, please keep it or throw it away. I do not wish to know about it.
Good luck with your future endeavours.
P.S. I took the liberty of tagging you on a faux facebook account with you in your "ahem" Snake poses, and sent friend invites to every friend on your list, including your mother and your boss. Oh and the local paper! Maybe you'll have to find a new job now, but since its your spelt name you'll be fine!
Enjoy! "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3209
|
Posted - 2014.05.29 16:43:00 -
[80] - Quote
[The three posts above really cracked me up . But anyway...]
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, I'm gonna leave you. I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble. Oh, yeah, baby, baby. Really, really got to ramble. I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do. I can hear it callin' me back home! Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh
"Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
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Sibyyl
Brave Collective
1384
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Posted - 2014.05.29 16:57:00 -
[81] - Quote
I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago. I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor. Travel to exotic solar systems, meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and strip ore from their ship hulls. Join BOVRL. Blood Miners take SOV.-á |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1461
|
Posted - 2014.05.29 17:38:00 -
[82] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago. I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor. I should have listened, baby...to my second mind I should have listened, baby...to my second mind Everytime I go away or leave you darlin', you semme the blues right on down the line OH!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR..heh yeaH! semme, my baby OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHA AHAOW! MY, MY, MY, MY-HY!
I came while breaking up with you.
I don't hate you baby, I just like breaking up with you. Come back again for another round okay? Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2908
|
Posted - 2014.05.29 23:47:00 -
[83] - Quote
Yeeeeah not really down with that.
Later! |
Purity by Fire
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
53
|
Posted - 2014.05.30 07:13:00 -
[84] - Quote
You want me to quit EvE?. hahahahahahahahahahha
Later........ (with lots of dots) So like after 76 petitions I still dont have a logical normal answer. -á Fly safe and fly true and use your headset on the Loo |
Doreen Kaundur
361
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Posted - 2014.05.30 11:26:00 -
[85] - Quote
Lesbian relationships can be hard. We've had alot of fun though. Shared alot of good times, bad times, chocolate ice-cream, violent mood swings, tampons...etc. But there is just one thing missing from this relationship.....a pee-nis.
So Im breaking up with you. Sorry.
PS If you ever grow a pee-nis, call me.
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GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
130
|
Posted - 2014.05.30 20:53:00 -
[86] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Lesbian relationships can be hard. We've had alot of fun though. Shared alot of good times, bad times, chocolate ice-cream, violent mood swings, tampons...etc. But there is just one thing missing from this relationship.....a pee-nis. So Im breaking up with you. Sorry. PS If you ever grow a pee-nis, call me.
Sorry dear but I must take my leave of you. I had no idea that you were a habitual sleep farter and I am quite tired of sleeping in a gas chamber on chili dog night. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3217
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:57:00 -
[87] - Quote
I'm just no good for you baby. I'm bad news, always will be. You deserve a guy who will be there for you, take care of you, give you a little house and a little family. Guys like me-- we're no good. We just want the free life. Drinking, smoking, gambling, chasing anything on two legs that walks by. Breaking hearts. "Live to ride and ride to live," that's my philosophy. That lifestyle's not for you honey.
I know it's my freedom that you love about me, but it's just not going to do you any good for you in the end. Don't take it hard. Here, keep this unit of Tritanium to remember me by. I'll be seeing you.
::Fires up Reaper, undocks, and warps out.::: "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1473
|
Posted - 2014.05.30 23:07:00 -
[88] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:::Fires up Reaper, undocks, and warps out.::: I hear you can lose those without Reaper-cussions.
I like a manly man with a real ship. I'm leaving you for a rather flamboyant Gallente guy I met who flies a Navitas. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille Gallente Federation
147
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Posted - 2014.06.01 10:17:00 -
[89] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote: I like a manly man with a real ship. I'm leaving you for a rather flamboyant Gallente guy I met who flies a Navitas. OH REAVER! I thought you liked girls! Our whole relationship has been built on a lie.
I would never have started stalking you if I had realised. Oh.... I'll never get over you.
Oh! Look! Over there..., he looks sort of cute! Back off Reaver, I saw him first! I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2014.06.01 10:25:00 -
[90] - Quote
I can't bear your insistence to not treat your neck condition. Also your claims that I am too laconic are unendurable. Bye.
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
1752
|
Posted - 2014.06.01 11:02:00 -
[91] - Quote
Hey, I like her neck condition. Means I don't need a paperbag.
You're dumped. I'm going for her instead. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
117909
|
Posted - 2014.06.03 04:01:00 -
[92] - Quote
Look man. I told you. Its not you its me. And by me i mean you. And by you i mean your sister. And by your sister i mean your mother.
But dont feel bad. You used to call me daddy anyway. This time is for real!
Cheer up champ. We can still be buddies. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
115
|
Posted - 2014.06.17 07:59:00 -
[93] - Quote
Great. You killed this thread because noone wants to break up with you. I break up with you! Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1539
|
Posted - 2014.06.17 08:03:00 -
[94] - Quote
I'd break up with you in under 5 minutes Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
56484
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Posted - 2014.06.17 09:04:00 -
[95] - Quote
i just feel like you don't appreciate me.
you show your appreciation for Kate, Eurydia, Sibyyl.....
but not me. i can't take it anymore.... You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
120297
|
Posted - 2014.06.17 12:28:00 -
[96] - Quote
Marcus ive tried to make this work. But your unwavering loyalty to the Caldari State makes it impossible for me to continue with this relationship. If i am someday to be the President of the Gallente Federation then i cannot be seen to be having pro Caldari sympathies. It would not reflect well on me.
That is why i have rigged your Captains Quarters to explode. The timer will have started the moment you started to read this.
Please don't run. Rather than being in a futile attempt to break out of the door, just try to use your last few seconds of life to remember the good times in our relationship.
-Graygor. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2334
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Posted - 2014.06.17 13:51:00 -
[97] - Quote
I know I told you size doesn't' matter. The funny thing is you actually believed it. Bring your possibles. |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
32
|
Posted - 2014.06.17 13:56:00 -
[98] - Quote
A happy ending is always the best of the endings |
Ralph King-Griffin
Viziam Amarr Empire
2063
|
Posted - 2014.06.17 14:29:00 -
[99] - Quote
What did i tell you about using my makeup? "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
63441
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Posted - 2014.06.17 14:36:00 -
[100] - Quote
What, you are not rich? I'm done with you. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
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Doreen Kaundur
539
|
Posted - 2014.06.17 14:41:00 -
[101] - Quote
you are not the man you said you are....we're done.
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unidenify
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
88
|
Posted - 2014.06.17 17:05:00 -
[102] - Quote
I told it was either you or Cake.
Cake are surprisingly good |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3269
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Posted - 2014.06.17 17:18:00 -
[103] - Quote
I'm sorry. It's not your fault, it's mine. All my life I've dreamed of being with someone who is beautiful, female, and beardless. You're zero out of three of those. So long.... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
8110
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Posted - 2014.06.17 17:31:00 -
[104] - Quote
Your lack of Pssshhh is disturbing, young jedi. Go find that obi wan guy to train you, he'll train anyone, we're through.
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Sivney Quincannon
67
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Posted - 2014.06.17 18:39:00 -
[105] - Quote
You're a Liberal. I just can't. |
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1539
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Posted - 2014.06.17 19:11:00 -
[106] - Quote
I'm leaving you for someone new I found. This person doesn't bark orders at me, or prevent me from branching my life out. I'm glad I realized you were the root of my problems. In fact this person is very quiet and peaceful, and I can be myself around 'em. Now don't call me a cub just because I'm going after someone much older than I. Truth be told, this someone will likely outlive me, if I can protect my new love from your kind and your people's chainsaws.
So gather your stuff into that trunk and get going. Don't make me say it again. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3275
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Posted - 2014.06.17 21:02:00 -
[107] - Quote
I always suspected it, but I wasn't sure until you shaved your head. You're Sid Phillips. No, don't deny it, it won't help. I'm sorry, but I just can't hang out with anyone who's mean to helpless toys. Have a good life, and get some help, OK? "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5545
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Posted - 2014.06.17 22:53:00 -
[108] - Quote
Dearest... look... I love you... but... those glasses of yours? Yeah... those giant ANTENNA ARRAYS you have on your face... I hate them.
At first I didn't mind... but then I started getting annoyed whenever you entered a room. Radios do not work... all I get is your goddamn inner voice (you were talking to yourself about different types of buttons yesterday... I wanted to throw a fist full of them at you!!). And do not even get me started on the TV signal. I've... seen things... from your head...
... what is it with you and Macarena anyways??!?!?!
And Phil? Your best buddy? The one you have spent every afternoon and evening with for the last 10 years? He called an hour ago. He has brain cancer. The Doctors say it was most likely due to continuous exposure to low level radio and microwave radiation.
Anyways... ordinarily I would make you decide between me or the glasses... but you seem have already made that decision as soon as I walked in. Yes. Yes, you did. I heard you say it on the radio right there!!!!!!! Yes, you're broadcasting right now *******!!!! That's it!! I'm out! And I'm taking the dogs with me too!
*slam* Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
63468
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Posted - 2014.06.17 23:12:00 -
[109] - Quote
What? I thought everyone in Minmatar Militia had farmed piles of isk. Dammit. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5546
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Posted - 2014.06.17 23:15:00 -
[110] - Quote
Everyone does. I am no exception. I just wanted to test you. You failed. Out you go!!! Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18890
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Posted - 2014.06.17 23:19:00 -
[111] - Quote
*does a Wile. E Coyote.
Damn beer goggles have a lot to answer for
Nil mortifi sine lucre |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2340
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Posted - 2014.06.18 16:15:00 -
[112] - Quote
I'm in love with your Dad. And your Mom. So. Yeah. Bye. Bring your possibles. |
Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
789
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Posted - 2014.06.18 16:46:00 -
[113] - Quote
So it turns out my other personality has reasserted control and he told me to tell you to pack your crap and get out. Honestly, as the submissive personality, my hands are tied at this point. /shrugs It is really hard to change your signature settings |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1713
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Posted - 2014.06.18 22:04:00 -
[114] - Quote
Those explosive farts really blow my hair back, but your bald faced lies have destroyed the relationship..
(do you see what I did there?) .. when everything else is gone .. |
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1545
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Posted - 2014.06.18 22:18:00 -
[115] - Quote
Your hair looks weird. I liked you better with a mohawk.
Yeah, I'm that materialistic that I'll quit you over that. Mohawks are kewl. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3284
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Posted - 2014.06.19 16:58:00 -
[116] - Quote
Ooh, we called it off again last night But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together, We are never ever ever getting back together, You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Like, ever... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Doreen Kaundur
578
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Posted - 2014.06.20 12:25:00 -
[117] - Quote
"You Don't Bring Me Egg Rolls"
You don't bring me egg rolls You don't sing me love songs You hardly talk to me anymore When you come through the door At the end of the day
I remember when You couldn't wait to love me Used to hate to leave me
Now after lovin' me late at night When it's good for you And you're feeling alright Well, you just roll over And you turn out the light
You don't bring me egg rolls anymore
It used to be so natural To talk about forever But 'used to be's' don't count anymore They just lay on the floor 'Til we sweep them away
And baby, I remember All the things you taught me I learned how to laugh And I learned how to cry Well I learned how to love Even learned how to lie
You'd think I could learn How to tell you goodbye 'Cause you don't bring me egg rolls Anymore
Well, you'd think I could learn How to tell you goodbye 'Cause you don't bring me egg rolls Anymore
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2348
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Posted - 2014.06.20 16:36:00 -
[118] - Quote
In a little while from now If I'm not feeling any less sour I promise myself to treat myself And visit a nearby tower And climbing to the top Will throw myself off In an effort to Make it clear to whoever What it's like When you're shattered Left standing in the lurch at a church Were people are saying, My God, that's tough She stood her up No point in us remaining We may as well go home As I did on my own Alone again, naturally
To think that only yesterday I was cheerful, bright and gay Looking forward to who wouldn't do The role I was about to play But as if to knock me down Reality came around And without so much as a mere touch Cut me into little pieces Leaving me to doubt Talk about, God in His mercy Oh, if he really does exist Why did he desert me
In my hour of need I truly am indeed Alone again, naturally Bring your possibles. |
Xenuria
Black Core Federation Black Core Alliance
870
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Posted - 2014.06.20 16:56:00 -
[119] - Quote
I am sorry but this friendship just can't work. The only social currency I value is honesty and if you cannot be 100% honest with me than we are not compatible as friends. CSM 9 Candidate Philanthropist Polymath Savant Hero |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1548
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Posted - 2014.06.20 17:35:00 -
[120] - Quote
Take a look at my body Look at my hands There's so much here That I don't understand
Your face saving promises Whispered like prayers I don't need them
I've been treated so wrong I've been treated so long As if I'm becoming untouchable
Well, contempt loves the silence It thrives in the dark With fine winding tendrils That strangle the heart
They say that promises Sweeten the blow But I don't need them No, I don't need them
I've been treated so wrong I've been treated so long As if I'm becoming untouchable
I'm a slow dying flower Frost killing hour Sweet turning sour And untouchable
Oh, I need The darkness The sweetness The sadness The weakness Oh, I need this
I need A lullaby A kiss goodnight Angel sweet Love of my life Oh, I need this
I'm a slow dying flower Frost killing hour The sweet turning sour And untouchable
Do you remember the way That you touched me before All the trembling sweetness I loved and adored?
Your face saving promises Whispered like prayers I don't need them
I need The darkness The sweetness The sadness The weakness I need this
I need A lullaby A kiss goodnight The angel sweet Love of my life Oh, I need this
Well, is it dark enough? Can you see me? Do you want me? Can you reach me? Or I'm leaving
You better shut your mouth Hold your breath Kiss me now you'll catch your death Oh, I mean this Oh, I need this Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
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Victoria Shi
Universal Freelance CONSORTIUM UNIVERSALIS
37
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Posted - 2014.06.20 18:39:00 -
[121] - Quote
TL;DR we're done |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2354
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Posted - 2014.06.23 13:03:00 -
[122] - Quote
Don't start me talking I could talk all night My mind goes sleepwalking While I'm putting the world to right Called careers information Have you got yourself an occupation?
Oliver's army is here to stay Oliver's army are on their way And I would rather be anywhere else THAN. HERE. TODAY. Bring your possibles. |
Pepper Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
403
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Posted - 2014.06.23 20:42:00 -
[123] - Quote
Clearly you talk too much.
I'm out of here. -áMiko Sunji:-á "There is no better way to find out if you can swim, than swimming for your life."
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2370
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Posted - 2014.06.26 00:35:00 -
[124] - Quote
As I walk on through this wicked world, Searching for light in the darkness of insanity, I ask myself, Is all hope lost? Is there only pain, and hatred, and misery?
And each time I feel like this inside, There's one thing I wanna know, What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding? Bring your possibles. |
Random McNally
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
64529
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Posted - 2014.06.26 11:33:00 -
[125] - Quote
The weekends at the commune. This, bursting into sudden bouts of poetry.
You are not the hard bitted slave whipping Amarrian that I fell in love with.
Good bye. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2264
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Posted - 2014.06.26 11:59:00 -
[126] - Quote
Random McNally wrote: You are not the hard bitted slave whipping Amarrian that I fell in love with.
I am though so we both know that's not the issue, I'll give you the number of my urologist, just don't expect me to come with you. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1593
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Posted - 2014.06.26 19:41:00 -
[127] - Quote
I could never come with you, either. Now I don't expect you to outlast me but the least you could do is be patient enough for me to have my fun.
We're through. I met someone who can make me happy. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Brigitte
Viziam Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2014.06.27 01:16:00 -
[128] - Quote
I shouldn't have dated a TEST member in the first place. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2408
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Posted - 2014.07.04 22:38:00 -
[129] - Quote
It was fun while it lasted. All 23 seconds of it. But I'm going to go smash my fingers with a hammer now because that's more fun that being here with you.
Also, I want my DVDs back.... Bring your possibles. |
Ragnar Severasse
Brotherhood By Blood Novaku Alliance
764
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Posted - 2014.07.04 23:46:00 -
[130] - Quote
It was fun while it lasted but we gotta stop this nonsense. "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" - Albert Einstien |
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Solecist Project
Deeper Feelings Inc.
2976
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Posted - 2014.07.05 08:33:00 -
[131] - Quote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://Solecist.imgur.com Deeper Feelings Inc. --áWe make it feel real. ;) Hey CCP, what's wrong with the portraits? op success??
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1676
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Posted - 2014.07.05 13:17:00 -
[132] - Quote
Please be advise that spamming the forum to get your name to show as last poster on every thread in the first index page, might have consequences. Please refrain from doing so in the future as this can be quite detrimental to the state and well being of the forum, especially if more people start doing it as some form of competition. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Brigitte
The Price Of Freedom
6
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Posted - 2014.07.05 15:07:00 -
[133] - Quote
We're done Ezwal. Look what you've become, you think you're something more than me, more than everyone, just because you you can lock these threads, you're making up reasons to lock awesome threads for no reason, just because you need to compensate for your..... know what I'm talking about.
I don't wanna be a part this no more.
Look for another victim that falls for you just because you're ISD. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2418
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Posted - 2014.07.05 18:25:00 -
[134] - Quote
I can't be with someone who eats all the cashews from the mixed nut bowl. We're done here. Bring your possibles. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1633
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Posted - 2014.07.05 19:54:00 -
[135] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:I can't be with someone who eats all the cashews from the mixed nut bowl. We're done here. She did whaaat?? My gosh I was going to break up with you for her but now that I know.....can I break off this break up?
*checks incoming text, it's from Tilde Duchateau* oshii--delete delete before Gaellia Bonaventure sees it!! Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Tilde Duchateau
The Dark Squires
6
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Posted - 2014.07.05 19:59:00 -
[136] - Quote
This is hard for me too, but... It's over. |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
64503
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Posted - 2014.07.05 20:03:00 -
[137] - Quote
Don't look at me like that. Not my fault that you can't satisfy my needs. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Tilde Duchateau
The Dark Squires
8
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Posted - 2014.07.05 20:57:00 -
[138] - Quote
Getting spanked until my skin breaks isn't my idea of fun. Well, it is, but not all the time.
Goodbye. For now. |
Sodabro
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
69
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Posted - 2014.07.06 05:26:00 -
[139] - Quote
look, i just don't feeel like you want me to take you to the gai bar anymore.
Jackie Flackette wrote:I'm leaving you because I can't sleep with that light emanating from your ass.
BEST POST IS BEST |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1641
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Posted - 2014.07.06 05:35:00 -
[140] - Quote
Tilde, he's leaving you because you're just not as cheery anymore. When he and I dance, you just get all disgusted. He's so much happier dancing with me when you're not around. Also I feel the same way so I'm leaving you too. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
2043
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Posted - 2014.07.07 17:30:00 -
[141] - Quote
*Picard voice*
Get off my bridge. .. when everything else is gone .. |
Nose' Feliciano
71
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Posted - 2014.07.07 18:46:00 -
[142] - Quote
It's not you...it's me. I'm sorry but I'm just not into small noses. Ladies, you know what they say about guys with big noses right? Heh-heh!! That's right, it means they are either Jewish or Italian.
:P |
Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
42135
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Posted - 2014.07.07 21:26:00 -
[143] - Quote
Nose' Feliciano wrote:It's not you...it's me. I'm sorry but I'm just not into small noses.
It's not me.... it's you. I'm sorry, but you're just not into small noses.
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Malcolm Shinhwa
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
2623
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Posted - 2014.07.08 15:39:00 -
[144] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Nose' Feliciano wrote:It's not you...it's me. I'm sorry but I'm just not into small noses. It's not me.... it's you. I'm sorry, but you're just not into small noses.
If only you'd bought a permit, I could overlook your small nose. If we're not supposed to shoot pods in hisec, why are they filled with meat? |
Random McNally
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
65314
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Posted - 2014.07.08 16:39:00 -
[145] - Quote
I've purchased 36 permits in the last two weeks. I'm finding it difficult to believe "they're lost in the mail".
The bank told me you cashed them. ALL of them.
How can I trust you to look out for my best interests???
We're done.
I need to bust rocks.... Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
3252
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Posted - 2014.07.08 16:42:00 -
[146] - Quote
Goooood news my friend.........no. Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Arkady Vachon
Intaki Technical Services Combine
918
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Posted - 2014.07.09 05:36:00 -
[147] - Quote
I'm breaking up with you for the latest in pleasure drone technology: The Love-O-Matic 5000! Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
2236
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Posted - 2014.07.09 06:00:00 -
[148] - Quote
HELLO.
Thank you for your purchase of your Love-O-Matic 5000.
I am fully functional in the following areas: spending your ISK on World Cup bets (go Brazil!), shopping in Jita, taking your cats on a pleasant walk, shampooing your Fedos, and tickling jump clones (not too vigorously).
Hm? You needed what? I'm so sorry. The Love-O-Matic 5000 is anatomically incorrect, and has no feelings. May I suggest you look into the Love-O-Matic 6000 which can provide these functions for you? .. when everything else is gone .. |
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ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
129
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Posted - 2014.07.09 11:09:00 -
[149] - Quote
It's not you, it's me. ISD Decoy Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada Punch Drunk Lemmings
322
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Posted - 2014.07.09 11:15:00 -
[150] - Quote
Look, I keep telling you to stay out of my hair coloring, Waldo.
Yea, I dont care if you want to be called 'Decoy', stay out of my hair coloring.
Better yet, just go. Yea, yea, I get it, it's you. Just.....go. |
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Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
64930
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Posted - 2014.07.09 11:16:00 -
[151] - Quote
Sorry, but it just feels like there is no soul in our relationship. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Random McNally
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
65367
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Posted - 2014.07.09 11:21:00 -
[152] - Quote
There's no soul because you keep CONSUMING them!!
Despite you being hot....
and coffee motivated....
I see very little future in 'us'.
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2453
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Posted - 2014.07.10 11:43:00 -
[153] - Quote
I thought this could work, but I'm way too self-absorbed to share my life with anyone else. Bring your possibles. |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
65033
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Posted - 2014.07.10 11:49:00 -
[154] - Quote
This doesn't work when both of us want to be the one with the whip. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2678
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Posted - 2014.07.10 11:56:00 -
[155] - Quote
thats my spot...get out. "Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out." -Omar Alharazaad "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT." --áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
65034
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Posted - 2014.07.10 12:05:00 -
[156] - Quote
Not anymore. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Tilde Duchateau
The Dark Squires
92
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Posted - 2014.07.10 12:10:00 -
[157] - Quote
My bum is just not feeling the love from you anymore. You just don't spank me enough. I'm sorry, goodbye. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1667
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Posted - 2014.07.10 13:43:00 -
[158] - Quote
Many think of us as a good match, but they don't seem to realize the problems we have. Somebody needs to pick up that whip, and it just doesn't seem like it's going to happen, so I'm gonna go put it down in front of other people. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3361
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Posted - 2014.07.10 13:52:00 -
[159] - Quote
I'm sorry, but it seems we just don't want the same things in life. I wanted you to give me all of your isk and ships. But over time, I'm learned that you want to keep them. I'm afraid our long-term goals and dreams in life just aren't compatible. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Jeremy Fischer1
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
1
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Posted - 2014.07.16 12:10:00 -
[160] - Quote
What we did last night was fun, but so later. |
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2477
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Posted - 2014.07.17 22:01:00 -
[161] - Quote
HAHAHAHAHA.
No. Bring your possibles. |
Xenuria
The Scope Gallente Federation
887
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Posted - 2014.07.18 01:41:00 -
[162] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:HAHAHAHAHA.
No.
I assure you this is no laughing matter. You are in breech of contract and shall face immediate termination of employment. Following a full psychological evaluation you will face summary liquidation of all assets.
Goodbye, [REDACTED] CSM 9 Candidate Philanthropist Polymath Savant Hero |
Nose' Feliciano
159
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Posted - 2014.07.18 03:11:00 -
[163] - Quote
Sorry, but I cant continue with a Cenobite Ladies, you know what they say about guys with big noses right? Heh-heh!! That's right, it means they are either Jewish or Italian.
:P |
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