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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
1752
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Posted - 2014.06.01 11:02:00 -
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Hey, I like her neck condition. Means I don't need a paperbag.
You're dumped. I'm going for her instead. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -Ł-ű -í-¦) |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
117909
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Posted - 2014.06.03 04:01:00 -
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Look man. I told you. Its not you its me. And by me i mean you. And by you i mean your sister. And by your sister i mean your mother.
But dont feel bad. You used to call me daddy anyway. This time is for real!
Cheer up champ. We can still be buddies. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
115
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Posted - 2014.06.17 07:59:00 -
[93] - Quote
Great. You killed this thread because noone wants to break up with you. I break up with you! Pinups | Bloodhorses |
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1539
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Posted - 2014.06.17 08:03:00 -
[94] - Quote
I'd break up with you in under 5 minutes Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
56484
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Posted - 2014.06.17 09:04:00 -
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i just feel like you don't appreciate me.
you show your appreciation for Kate, Eurydia, Sibyyl.....
but not me. i can't take it anymore.... You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
120297
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Posted - 2014.06.17 12:28:00 -
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Marcus ive tried to make this work. But your unwavering loyalty to the Caldari State makes it impossible for me to continue with this relationship. If i am someday to be the President of the Gallente Federation then i cannot be seen to be having pro Caldari sympathies. It would not reflect well on me.
That is why i have rigged your Captains Quarters to explode. The timer will have started the moment you started to read this.
Please don't run. Rather than being in a futile attempt to break out of the door, just try to use your last few seconds of life to remember the good times in our relationship.
-Graygor. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2334
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Posted - 2014.06.17 13:51:00 -
[97] - Quote
I know I told you size doesn't' matter. The funny thing is you actually believed it. Bring your possibles. |
Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
32
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Posted - 2014.06.17 13:56:00 -
[98] - Quote
A happy ending is always the best of the endings |
Ralph King-Griffin
Viziam Amarr Empire
2063
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Posted - 2014.06.17 14:29:00 -
[99] - Quote
What did i tell you about using my makeup? "CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
63441
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Posted - 2014.06.17 14:36:00 -
[100] - Quote
What, you are not rich? I'm done with you. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
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Doreen Kaundur
539
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Posted - 2014.06.17 14:41:00 -
[101] - Quote
you are not the man you said you are....we're done.
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unidenify
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
88
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Posted - 2014.06.17 17:05:00 -
[102] - Quote
I told it was either you or Cake.
Cake are surprisingly good |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3269
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Posted - 2014.06.17 17:18:00 -
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I'm sorry. It's not your fault, it's mine. All my life I've dreamed of being with someone who is beautiful, female, and beardless. You're zero out of three of those. So long.... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
8110
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Posted - 2014.06.17 17:31:00 -
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Your lack of Pssshhh is disturbing, young jedi. Go find that obi wan guy to train you, he'll train anyone, we're through.
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Sivney Quincannon
67
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Posted - 2014.06.17 18:39:00 -
[105] - Quote
You're a Liberal. I just can't. |
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1539
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Posted - 2014.06.17 19:11:00 -
[106] - Quote
I'm leaving you for someone new I found. This person doesn't bark orders at me, or prevent me from branching my life out. I'm glad I realized you were the root of my problems. In fact this person is very quiet and peaceful, and I can be myself around 'em. Now don't call me a cub just because I'm going after someone much older than I. Truth be told, this someone will likely outlive me, if I can protect my new love from your kind and your people's chainsaws.
So gather your stuff into that trunk and get going. Don't make me say it again. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3275
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Posted - 2014.06.17 21:02:00 -
[107] - Quote
I always suspected it, but I wasn't sure until you shaved your head. You're Sid Phillips. No, don't deny it, it won't help. I'm sorry, but I just can't hang out with anyone who's mean to helpless toys. Have a good life, and get some help, OK? "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5545
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Posted - 2014.06.17 22:53:00 -
[108] - Quote
Dearest... look... I love you... but... those glasses of yours? Yeah... those giant ANTENNA ARRAYS you have on your face... I hate them.
At first I didn't mind... but then I started getting annoyed whenever you entered a room. Radios do not work... all I get is your goddamn inner voice (you were talking to yourself about different types of buttons yesterday... I wanted to throw a fist full of them at you!!). And do not even get me started on the TV signal. I've... seen things... from your head...
... what is it with you and Macarena anyways??!?!?!
And Phil? Your best buddy? The one you have spent every afternoon and evening with for the last 10 years? He called an hour ago. He has brain cancer. The Doctors say it was most likely due to continuous exposure to low level radio and microwave radiation.
Anyways... ordinarily I would make you decide between me or the glasses... but you seem have already made that decision as soon as I walked in. Yes. Yes, you did. I heard you say it on the radio right there!!!!!!! Yes, you're broadcasting right now *******!!!! That's it!! I'm out! And I'm taking the dogs with me too!
*slam* Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
Mizhir
Euphoria Released Triumvirate.
63468
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Posted - 2014.06.17 23:12:00 -
[109] - Quote
What? I thought everyone in Minmatar Militia had farmed piles of isk. Dammit. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5546
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Posted - 2014.06.17 23:15:00 -
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Everyone does. I am no exception. I just wanted to test you. You failed. Out you go!!! Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
18890
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Posted - 2014.06.17 23:19:00 -
[111] - Quote
*does a Wile. E Coyote.
Damn beer goggles have a lot to answer for
Nil mortifi sine lucre |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2340
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Posted - 2014.06.18 16:15:00 -
[112] - Quote
I'm in love with your Dad. And your Mom. So. Yeah. Bye. Bring your possibles. |
Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
789
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Posted - 2014.06.18 16:46:00 -
[113] - Quote
So it turns out my other personality has reasserted control and he told me to tell you to pack your crap and get out. Honestly, as the submissive personality, my hands are tied at this point. /shrugs It is really hard to change your signature settings |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1713
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Posted - 2014.06.18 22:04:00 -
[114] - Quote
Those explosive farts really blow my hair back, but your bald faced lies have destroyed the relationship..
(do you see what I did there?) .. when everything else is gone .. |
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1545
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Posted - 2014.06.18 22:18:00 -
[115] - Quote
Your hair looks weird. I liked you better with a mohawk.
Yeah, I'm that materialistic that I'll quit you over that. Mohawks are kewl. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3284
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Posted - 2014.06.19 16:58:00 -
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Ooh, we called it off again last night But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together, We are never ever ever getting back together, You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Like, ever... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Doreen Kaundur
578
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Posted - 2014.06.20 12:25:00 -
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"You Don't Bring Me Egg Rolls"
You don't bring me egg rolls You don't sing me love songs You hardly talk to me anymore When you come through the door At the end of the day
I remember when You couldn't wait to love me Used to hate to leave me
Now after lovin' me late at night When it's good for you And you're feeling alright Well, you just roll over And you turn out the light
You don't bring me egg rolls anymore
It used to be so natural To talk about forever But 'used to be's' don't count anymore They just lay on the floor 'Til we sweep them away
And baby, I remember All the things you taught me I learned how to laugh And I learned how to cry Well I learned how to love Even learned how to lie
You'd think I could learn How to tell you goodbye 'Cause you don't bring me egg rolls Anymore
Well, you'd think I could learn How to tell you goodbye 'Cause you don't bring me egg rolls Anymore
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
2348
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Posted - 2014.06.20 16:36:00 -
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In a little while from now If I'm not feeling any less sour I promise myself to treat myself And visit a nearby tower And climbing to the top Will throw myself off In an effort to Make it clear to whoever What it's like When you're shattered Left standing in the lurch at a church Were people are saying, My God, that's tough She stood her up No point in us remaining We may as well go home As I did on my own Alone again, naturally
To think that only yesterday I was cheerful, bright and gay Looking forward to who wouldn't do The role I was about to play But as if to knock me down Reality came around And without so much as a mere touch Cut me into little pieces Leaving me to doubt Talk about, God in His mercy Oh, if he really does exist Why did he desert me
In my hour of need I truly am indeed Alone again, naturally Bring your possibles. |
Xenuria
Black Core Federation Black Core Alliance
870
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Posted - 2014.06.20 16:56:00 -
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I am sorry but this friendship just can't work. The only social currency I value is honesty and if you cannot be 100% honest with me than we are not compatible as friends. CSM 9 Candidate Philanthropist Polymath Savant Hero |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1548
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Posted - 2014.06.20 17:35:00 -
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Take a look at my body Look at my hands There's so much here That I don't understand
Your face saving promises Whispered like prayers I don't need them
I've been treated so wrong I've been treated so long As if I'm becoming untouchable
Well, contempt loves the silence It thrives in the dark With fine winding tendrils That strangle the heart
They say that promises Sweeten the blow But I don't need them No, I don't need them
I've been treated so wrong I've been treated so long As if I'm becoming untouchable
I'm a slow dying flower Frost killing hour Sweet turning sour And untouchable
Oh, I need The darkness The sweetness The sadness The weakness Oh, I need this
I need A lullaby A kiss goodnight Angel sweet Love of my life Oh, I need this
I'm a slow dying flower Frost killing hour The sweet turning sour And untouchable
Do you remember the way That you touched me before All the trembling sweetness I loved and adored?
Your face saving promises Whispered like prayers I don't need them
I need The darkness The sweetness The sadness The weakness I need this
I need A lullaby A kiss goodnight The angel sweet Love of my life Oh, I need this
Well, is it dark enough? Can you see me? Do you want me? Can you reach me? Or I'm leaving
You better shut your mouth Hold your breath Kiss me now you'll catch your death Oh, I mean this Oh, I need this Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
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