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Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
1524
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Posted - 2014.05.22 14:47:00 -
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Some bring joy to a room when they enter, others when they leave.
Dont let the door hit you on the way out.
*sniff* You big *sniff* meeny face! *sniff*
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
Unsuccessful At Everything |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3188
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Posted - 2014.05.22 15:50:00 -
[62] - Quote
You know I can't go on with any regret
Our relationship is hard like a game of roulette
We're off and on so constantly
And you cheating... Come on, honestly.
It's over now you should think long and hard
Maybe next time you won't cheat and be a r*t*rd
I loved you so much and you acted like normal
You even got yourself a date to the Valentines Formal.
I treated you no less than my queen
You went behind my back and s*****d someone 18
You lost my trust you broke my heart
Now I need to reboot and maybe restart.
[I posted this on your Facebook page. Yeah, I did. Have fun explaining to everybody what a lowlife cheating skank you are].
"Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
116074
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Posted - 2014.05.23 14:24:00 -
[63] - Quote
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You ate my pet fedo,
So im done with you.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2889
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Posted - 2014.05.23 14:30:00 -
[64] - Quote
The long distance thing is not going to work for me.
Later!
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Jarra
The Free Masons Corporation
2
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Posted - 2014.05.23 18:09:00 -
[65] - Quote
When you fight to cling to people
who are no longer meant to be in your life,
you delay your destiny.
Let them go.
Goodbye :) |
Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union
The Predictables
674
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Posted - 2014.05.23 18:38:00 -
[66] - Quote
Remember when I said I wanted to be with you forever? Turns out I lied.
It is really hard to change your signature settings |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1417
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Posted - 2014.05.23 19:36:00 -
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They say long distance relationships don't work out.
Well my arms are getting tired from holding up this ten foot pole to keep you that far away from me. I'm gonna let go of this pole, let's let this symbolize letting go of the relationship. Please don't make me regret this.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Doreen Kaundur
263
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Posted - 2014.05.24 17:26:00 -
[68] - Quote
At first I thought it was cute....you wearing my underwear. But lately it seems that is all you want from me...my underwear collection. Constantly wearing it all the time. If all I am is a feminine wardrobe to you, then it's over.
Please support this minor color change idea. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1423
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Posted - 2014.05.24 18:12:00 -
[69] - Quote
Yeah well I'll see you in court. I've had these divorce papers ready since last week. Bet you didn't know I tricked you into breaking up with me.
I'l about to win ownership of 50% of your underwear.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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ISD Supogo
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
148
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Posted - 2014.05.26 04:49:00 -
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Mr. Glitterstim, it has come to our attention that after you filed for and began to receive workman's comp 8 months ago, you were subsequently observed by an anonymous employee engaging in a full-contact mixed martial arts program, despite your official statement saying that you suffered from chronic hip and back pain from your incident.
As such, we have no choice but to terminate your employment with us. Please have your personal belongings removed from cubicle #3263827 by 5 pm today or they will be subject to disposal. Please also return all assigned office equipment to the supply office or you will have an according amount deducted from your final paycheck. Human resources will contact you in the next week or so to discuss the potential ability for you to continue to receive healthcare benefits through COBRA.
ISD Supogo
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
116318
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Posted - 2014.05.26 05:47:00 -
[71] - Quote
Ensign eh?
Come back when youre a proper officer.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
6081
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Posted - 2014.05.26 05:56:00 -
[72] - Quote
Look! A Fedo! *points behind Gray and he looks*
/me runs away |
Cecilia Matilda Fock
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.05.26 13:38:00 -
[73] - Quote
It's not you, it's my love for cats. And crab apples. And crab cats. And cat apples. I know you don't love me when you shout at me over that tattoo. Abuse is such a harsh word, it was no abuse. You passed out accidentally and I love crab cat apples. Can I keep the tattoo? They can sew a patch of skin from your butt to your face to fill the gap. Kitty kitty, do you want a crab apple?
Oh. And I'm keeping the bathroom mirror too. |
Dak Dallocort
The Graduates
RAZOR Alliance
46
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Posted - 2014.05.26 17:04:00 -
[74] - Quote
My darling,
If you are reading this, you are no doubt wondering why your house key doesn't work. These past few years with you have been the happiest of my life. However, after consulting with my accountant, it appears that your desire for marriage and children is in direct conflict with my dream of owning a boat. Therefore it is with a heavy heart that I must bid you bon voyage. Don't worry about your personal effects, I've already dropped them off at your mothers'. I think we can agree that the dog loves me the best.
PS. If it's any consolation, you have my blessing to name the baby whatever you choose. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3202
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Posted - 2014.05.27 16:44:00 -
[75] - Quote
Dak Dallocort wrote: However, after consulting with my accountant, it appears that your desire for marriage and children is in direct conflict with my dream of owning a boat.
You ate my leftover pizza, didn't you? You knew I was saving that for after work today, right? Didn't I say, "I am going to save this leftover pizza for tomorrow after work?" Yes, I did, but you ate it anyway. It's all over, just forget it, I can never trust you again.
"Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight
Constructive. Criticism.
242
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Posted - 2014.05.27 21:38:00 -
[76] - Quote
***** YOU HUGE
i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433 |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
5436
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Posted - 2014.05.28 10:15:00 -
[77] - Quote
Honey, I'm really sorry but... I just can't be in this negative space you create everyday with that scowl! I want to be HAPPY sometimes... not gloomy! You always scare the kids, the dog is afraid of you sometimes.... You passed under a rainbow yesterday and it went black!! BLACK!!! You took something beautiful and... and... you made it not!!
... and... I have a confession... I've been seeing someone else. Nothing has happened! It's just... she makes me feel happy... er. Don't get me wrong... Your gloominess is what brought me to you... I'll always cherish the times we spent together... hating in plebs and spitting on carebears... and you'll always have a special place in my heart. I still care about you! I just want more in life! Is that so hard to understand?
I'll be staying at my parent's place for a bit. Please don't visit. Not for awhile at least. I just need... time.
... I'm so sorry... *sobs and runs away*
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
Job Valador
Sovereign Colonies Armed Forces
580
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Posted - 2014.05.28 18:09:00 -
[78] - Quote
Look dude, you need to move out. We just can't be roommates anymore. You can come back only when you learn to stop stealing my eye patches..... and my stash of blue pills. Not cool man.
"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement." |
Graygor
1kB Realty
1kB Galactic
116970
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Posted - 2014.05.29 12:27:00 -
[79] - Quote
I'm sorry but this is clearly not working.
I cannot help but notice that you have changed your former charming appearance to look more and more like Solid Snake. And now i know why. I hate to tell you this but i found your dairy. Normally i would not pry, and this was the first time ive ever done this to you, but i felt compelled to look to see if i could find some answers.
What i found not only shocked me, but appalled me.
I know this is EVE and sinister plans and plots are our bread and butter, but if you wanted to break up you simply had to say so. Your long winded plan to change your appearance, then get me calling you Snake just so you could leave me in a busy train station with me calling SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE to your departing back is despicable.
I am only glad I found out about this now.
So here it is. I'm through. I'm done with you. By the time you read this i will be gone. I've already separated our things so you should have no need to contact me. Should you find something of mine, please keep it or throw it away. I do not wish to know about it.
Good luck with your future endeavours.
P.S. I took the liberty of tagging you on a faux facebook account with you in your "ahem" Snake poses, and sent friend invites to every friend on your list, including your mother and your boss. Oh and the local paper! Maybe you'll have to find a new job now, but since its your spelt name you'll be fine!
Enjoy! 
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commisar Kate |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3209
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Posted - 2014.05.29 16:43:00 -
[80] - Quote
[The three posts above really cracked me up  . But anyway...]
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, I'm gonna leave you. I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble. Oh, yeah, baby, baby. Really, really got to ramble. I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do. I can hear it callin' me back home!
Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh
Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh duh DUH Duh-duh duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh
"Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Sibyyl
Brave Collective
1384
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Posted - 2014.05.29 16:57:00 -
[81] - Quote
I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago.
I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor.
Travel to exotic solar systems, meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and strip ore from their ship hulls. Join BOVRL.
Blood Miners take SOV.-á |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1461
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Posted - 2014.05.29 17:38:00 -
[82] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago.
I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor.
I should have listened, baby...to my second mind
I should have listened, baby...to my second mind
Everytime I go away or leave you darlin', you semme the blues right on down the line
OH!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR..heh yeaH!
semme, my baby
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHA AHAOW!
MY, MY, MY, MY-HY!
I came while breaking up with you.
I don't hate you baby, I just like breaking up with you. Come back again for another round okay?
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
2908
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Posted - 2014.05.29 23:47:00 -
[83] - Quote
Yeeeeah not really down with that.
Later! |
Purity by Fire
The Death Stalkers
The Marmite Collective
53
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Posted - 2014.05.30 07:13:00 -
[84] - Quote
You want me to quit EvE?. hahahahahahahahahahha
Later........ (with lots of dots)
So like after 76 petitions I still dont have a logical normal answer. -á
Fly safe and fly true and use your headset on the Loo |
Doreen Kaundur
361
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Posted - 2014.05.30 11:26:00 -
[85] - Quote
Lesbian relationships can be hard. We've had alot of fun though. Shared alot of good times, bad times, chocolate ice-cream, violent mood swings, tampons...etc. But there is just one thing missing from this relationship.....a pee-nis.
So Im breaking up with you. Sorry.
PS If you ever grow a pee-nis, call me.
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GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
130
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Posted - 2014.05.30 20:53:00 -
[86] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Lesbian relationships can be hard. We've had alot of fun though. Shared alot of good times, bad times, chocolate ice-cream, violent mood swings, tampons...etc. But there is just one thing missing from this relationship.....a pee-nis. So Im breaking up with you. Sorry. PS If you ever grow a pee-nis, call me.
Sorry dear but I must take my leave of you. I had no idea that you were a habitual sleep farter and I am quite tired of sleeping in a gas chamber on chili dog night. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3217
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Posted - 2014.05.30 22:57:00 -
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I'm just no good for you baby. I'm bad news, always will be. You deserve a guy who will be there for you, take care of you, give you a little house and a little family. Guys like me-- we're no good. We just want the free life. Drinking, smoking, gambling, chasing anything on two legs that walks by. Breaking hearts. "Live to ride and ride to live," that's my philosophy. That lifestyle's not for you honey.
I know it's my freedom that you love about me, but it's just not going to do you any good for you in the end. Don't take it hard. Here, keep this unit of Tritanium to remember me by. I'll be seeing you.
::Fires up Reaper, undocks, and warps out.:::
"Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1473
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:07:00 -
[88] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:::Fires up Reaper, undocks, and warps out.::: I hear you can lose those without Reaper-cussions.
I like a manly man with a real ship. I'm leaving you for a rather flamboyant Gallente guy I met who flies a Navitas.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
147
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Posted - 2014.06.01 10:17:00 -
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Reaver Glitterstim wrote: I like a manly man with a real ship. I'm leaving you for a rather flamboyant Gallente guy I met who flies a Navitas.
OH REAVER! I thought you liked girls! Our whole relationship has been built on a lie.
I would never have started stalking you if I had realised. Oh.... I'll never get over you.
Oh! Look! Over there..., he looks sort of cute! Back off Reaver, I saw him first!
I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2014.06.01 10:25:00 -
[90] - Quote
I can't bear your insistence to not treat your neck condition. Also your claims that I am too laconic are unendurable. Bye.
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