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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
6301
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Posted - 2014.10.04 01:10:00 -
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Hey guys all the mean goons stopped posting here because they were told to stop.
This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
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Aldurald Alland
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.10.04 08:07:00 -
[392] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Aldurald Alland wrote:i like what he does if he actualy pays it(which i think he will), went there because of this "event" killed lots of ur guys in branch and if i get isk for it its even better :D Except it goes to your corp & since you're in a NPC corp you get nothing. Rekt.
yhea because i totaly did it with this 2 days old character, well i could try next time, rookie ship might be enough. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
786
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Posted - 2014.10.04 08:25:00 -
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It's official
http://greedygoblin.blogspot.hu/2014/10/i-dont-want-to-make-people-mad-i-want.html
I am a mouthpiece of The Mittani, The Once and Future Chairman.
A moment for all of you to bask in my glory.
I must admit, I find it amusing to be labeled a "Nice Goon" given that I have been branded "the single worst person in goonwaffe" by the most depraved members of our own directorate. And I cannot help but be touched by being mentioned by the Goblin himself, not just once as a top damage dealer during Burn Jita, but now to have my mug gracing the pages of his blog.
Another pregnant pause to once again soak up that sweet sweet glory.
Since I am now handing out the paplinks for this posting fleet, the orders are to load ~Love~ torpedoes into our bomberless bombers and keep pressing F5.
And twist and turn all you want Gevlon, it's painfully obvious you are trying not to be called a Goon while acting a lot like a Goon. "I just want them to feel embarrassed" isn't very good cover. Mad, sad, ashamed, whatever. You want others to feel bad for being bad. You are just being poetic to hide your own embarrassment.
Also, better toss some more isk to MoA. They lost a carrier in their home system while the rest were off fighting the Goon menace for you. It's time again to show your pets how much you appreciate the hard work they put in for you, even at the cost of the ones they leave to defend their nullsec home. |
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
3739
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Posted - 2014.10.04 09:27:00 -
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Hey Gevlon,
Look at all these Goons trying to show how they aren't bothered.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
786
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Posted - 2014.10.05 05:56:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Hey Gevlon,
Look at all these Goons trying to show how they aren't bothered.
You mean hot and bothered?
It's perplexing in a way. Like looking into a mirror, and while the image in the mirror seems to be just like you, it keeps trying to reach out to poke you in the eye and say terrible things about your mom. And while that sounds terrible, you can kind of understand why your reflection is doing it.
Like an alternate universe version of ourselves that is so different it ends up looping around to be eerily like us.
Even this bounty scheme. I swear I've heard of some one setting up a system to automatically scrape the killboards, look for particular kills, and flag a player for receiving and isk reward for their kills.
Oh yah, we did that for Hulkageddon.
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Lucas Kell
Internet Terrorists
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4331
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Posted - 2014.10.05 16:52:00 -
[396] - Quote
Aldurald Alland wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Aldurald Alland wrote:i like what he does if he actualy pays it(which i think he will), went there because of this "event" killed lots of ur guys in branch and if i get isk for it its even better :D Except it goes to your corp & since you're in a NPC corp you get nothing. Rekt. yhea because i totaly did it with this 2 days old character, well i could try next time, rookie ship might be enough. So to be clear, you're "hardcore" enough to fly into branch and pick up some kills (to gain what will amount to pocket change at best), yet you're still too scared to post on the forum under your main. I can't imagine you are in a position of power within your corp that would allow you access to the payout if you receive one.
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Angelique Duchemin
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
893
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Posted - 2014.10.06 09:32:00 -
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Half the members left in September. You need to shovel more money into the furnace if you want to reach YA0 before Christmas
Goonswarm is doing its part. Putting money into the MOA collection plate to insure that future generations of goons may enjoy hunting wild MOAs just as their forefathers did.
Despite our best efforts, the number of Wild MOAs are decreasing at a rapid pace. Goon ornithologists theorize that these timid and elusive creatures can't breed in the captivity of the space station that they have been confined to, and that it may be necessary to bring in a new healthier flock in the future. Once the current one has been hunted to extinction.
The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2428
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Posted - 2014.10.06 10:11:00 -
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I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay.
Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!
The Rules:
4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.
5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
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Eyrun Mangeiri
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
29
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Posted - 2014.10.06 12:28:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Why did MOA bled so many members in September? o_o
I can see what you see not - vision milky then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone - whispering their hidden song. |
knobber Jobbler
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
449
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Posted - 2014.10.06 12:48:00 -
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Eyrun Mangeiri wrote:Angelique Duchemin wrote: Why did MOA bled so many members in September? o_o
Because they lost every single engagement with European Goonion. And despite hurf about EG blobbing MOA (Darkness and Kadesihi were in the exact same circumstances shortly afterwards), in actual fact MOA usually has more people on field. I guess those members not on crack picked this up and realised MOA is not the elite PVP entity they claim to be and subsequently left.
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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
162
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Posted - 2014.10.06 13:02:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members) What gives you the impression they are evil? You obviously dislike them but it is unclear exactly WHY. Hopefully you can clarify your point of view.
My assumption (IDK if anyone else has put this forward) is that he is a Goon trying to create more content for Goons by paying people to attack Goons. This would also explain how he has all of the Isk to pay people to attack Goons.
IDK though, I might just be paranoid and overthinking things. |
knobber Jobbler
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
449
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Posted - 2014.10.06 16:29:00 -
[402] - Quote
We couldn't have invented him even if we tried. |
Aldurald Alland
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.10.06 16:53:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:
I can't imagine you are in a position of power within your corp that would allow you access to the payout if you receive one.
you are funny. |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.06 17:13:00 -
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The data is processed, post and payment will come tomorrow. Expected better results, but Rome wasn't built in a day. Onward to the next month, let's kill more FCON and PBLRD this time.
Oh and MoA which is "totally destroyed by European Goonion" in the Goon propaganda was once again one of the top Goon killers (beaten by only Marmite and Legion of xXDeathXx) with 112B dead Goonies.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
alpha36
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
30
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Posted - 2014.10.06 17:21:00 -
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Gevlon pls. 112,000,000,000/35,670 = 3,139,893.47
That 3m isk really hurt that month, heres an idea: pay MOA 3b isk per month, do 3m isk damage to each CFC member.
Solid business plan  |
GOB the Magician
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
47
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Posted - 2014.10.06 17:55:00 -
[406] - Quote
so goons did 2x more damage to themselves than the elite mordus pvpers you're paying billions to?
looks like another successful gevlon goblin operation |
Eyrun Mangeiri
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
29
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Posted - 2014.10.06 18:06:00 -
[407] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:The data is processed, post and payment will come tomorrow. Expected better results, but Rome wasn't built in a day. Onward to the next month, let's kill more FCON and PBLRD this time. Oh and MoA which is "totally destroyed by European Goonion" in the Goon propaganda was once again one of the top Goon killers (beaten by only Marmite and Legion of xXDeathXx) with 112B dead Goonies.
IDK, there is not much difference in the propaganda at all. In the end the goons seem to have more fun, so I think they win
I can see what you see not - vision milky then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone - whispering their hidden song. |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.06 18:07:00 -
[408] - Quote
Bill Gates has $80.6B He is 58 years old and started to work when he was 20, we can say that his yearly average income is $2B. Somalia has $2.4B/year GDP. So Somalia is more rich than Bill Gates.
Goon logic at its finest.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
956
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Posted - 2014.10.06 18:17:00 -
[409] - Quote
gevlon did you do your math on the before bounty/after bounty damage in branch i want to calculate exactly how ineffective you were, and your most recent blog is so unreadable i can only conclude it is attempting to make very sure that no reader tries to figure out what the data says and just take your word for it so i can't tell if that's included in there |
Angelique Duchemin
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
893
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Posted - 2014.10.06 18:20:00 -
[410] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Bill Gates has $80.6B He is 58 years old and started to work when he was 20, we can say that his yearly average income is $2B. Somalia has $2.4B/year GDP. So Somalia is more rich than Bill Gates.
Goon logic at its finest.
So your very own comparison to paint yourself as the good guy is that you're Bill Gates paying local mercs to kill Somalians?
You are so bad at this.
You might as well stack all your money in a pile and burn it for all the good will you manage to buy yourself with it.
The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity. |
Mr Omniblivion
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
128
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Posted - 2014.10.06 18:52:00 -
[411] - Quote
My favorite part is how he removed CFC from the list of entities that did the most damage to the CFC. Based on his data, we did at least 2 times more damage to ourselves in one day than MoA did to us all month.
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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
956
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:23:00 -
[412] - Quote
Mr Omniblivion wrote:My favorite part is how he removed CFC from the list of entities that did the most damage to the CFC. Based on his data, we did at least 2 times more damage to ourselves in one day than MoA did to us all month.
gevlon you can send our isk to "DJ's Retirement Fund" for this damage, thanks. |
alpha36
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
30
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:35:00 -
[413] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:Bill Gates has $80.6B He is 58 years old and started to work when he was 20, we can say that his yearly average income is $2B. Somalia has $2.4B/year GDP. So Somalia is more rich than Bill Gates.
Goon logic at its finest.
Ok using this reasoning requires a new metric. You can do it, I believe in you, engage the autism calculator and figure this out.
I have never lost a ship to Mordus, never lost a ship to Marmite. I am untouchable to them. There are thousands of players like me, in the CFC who your isk has never touched.
What are the percentage of players that your isk has touched in the 35,670 members of the CFC? How do you chart and graph that?
If you cannot chart or graph that, there is no logical way that you can succeeed or win in this endeavor. |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.07 01:43:00 -
[414] - Quote
September report is up, rewards are paid.
alpha36 wrote:What are the percentage of players that your isk has touched in the 35,670 members of the CFC? How do you chart and graph that? Did something similar a few months ago, finding the exact highsec ship losers would be trivial task.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Lucas Kell
Internet Terrorists
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4331
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Posted - 2014.10.07 10:22:00 -
[415] - Quote
Gevlon Goblin wrote:September report is up, rewards are paid.alpha36 wrote:What are the percentage of players that your isk has touched in the 35,670 members of the CFC? How do you chart and graph that? Did something similar a few months ago, finding the exact highsec ship losers would be trivial task. So to be clear, the damage done in branch was terrible and branch ratters ratted over a million rats more, yet you still want to think you are doing something beyond making yourself poor?
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Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump
Surely You're Joking
1498
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Posted - 2014.10.07 11:39:00 -
[416] - Quote
Titan.
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Leto Thule
Whelp Club
1576
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Posted - 2014.10.07 11:39:21 -
[417] - Quote
Titan.
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks.
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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
157
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Posted - 2014.10.07 12:06:00 -
[418] - Quote
Gevlon,
Look, I'm definitely a fan of taking on the Goons, and I detest their organization just as much as any other good highsec resident. But to put it in economic terms, if you wanted to buy enough Plex to fund the 300 Billion Isk you have spent so far, it would cost you $6,000. Is this campaign really the optimal use of $6,000 worth of Isk? |
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
239
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Posted - 2014.10.07 12:06:49 -
[419] - Quote
Gevlon,
Look, I'm definitely a fan of taking on the Goons, and I detest their organization just as much as any other good highsec resident. But to put it in economic terms, if you wanted to buy enough Plex to fund the 300 Billion Isk you have spent so far, it would cost you $6,000. Is this campaign really the optimal use of $6,000 worth of Isk? |
knobber Jobbler
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
450
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Posted - 2014.10.07 12:42:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:The data is processed, post and payment will come tomorrow. Expected better results, but Rome wasn't built in a day. Onward to the next month, let's kill more FCON and PBLRD this time. Oh and MoA which is "totally destroyed by European Goonion" in the Goon propaganda was once again one of the top Goon killers (beaten by only Marmite and Legion of xXDeathXx) with 112B dead Goonies.
Propaganda? I'm in EG and deployed against MOA. They won't even undock if we're logged in. They won't fight us because every time they did we wiped the floor with them. It's now the same with kadeshi and darkness, they won't fight us either.
We're bad at EVE but these shitlers are horrific. |
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