Hey Goblin! Looks like this pet was out of the lane send more isk!

https://zkillboard.com/kill/41177894/

Some of you probably know that I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members). I've spent more than 300B in 2014 on this noble quest. For example I've been paying for the wardecs of The Marmite Collective in highsec against all CFC members (that's about 30B/month wardec fees). I'm also financially supporting Mordus Angels who live in an NPC station deep in CFC space and kill lot of minions of Evil. I used to pay the wardecs of Darwins Lemmings, this project was closed due to not be able to outperform Marmite, but they still cost me about 50B and killed 300B+ CFC while they lasted. I'm having a 20B titan bounty in progress. I'm writing these so you won't doubt that this offer is real and not some weird scam attempt.

So, I've been collecting data about CFC activities and after looking at the August ratting data and the August CFC losses data, I've found that there is insane amount of ratting in Branch but relatively low PvP activity. Branch is the home of PBLRD (CFC renter) and FCON (CFC PvE alliance), both have 30-35% ISK ratio against Battlement Coalition (of Mordus Angels and fellow NPC dwellers). So Branch is a perfect place for a coordinated strike against the CFC: there are lot of ratters there with practically no PvP-ers to defend them.

To facilitate the hunt in Branch, I hereby offer 20B every month, starting from September (including the kills already happened this month). The rules:

• The bounty is paid to corps, to the corp wallet.
• The bounty is automatic, you don't have to sign up or do anything but killing CFC in Branch. Many corps will be pretty surprised when they get ISK out of the blue.
• CFC members are obviously not eligible. Nor NPC corps.
• The kill must be on Zkillboard with API verification. (Hint: submit your corp API to Zkillboard.)
• Only loss reports over 150M count, as I need to be able to manually check them for T1 haulers full of goods with manipulated prices and other scam attempts. Such kills are obviously disqualified and listed for everyone to see.
• Only player ships matter, I won't motivate anyone to grind structures in bombless bombers.
• The kills are de-whored. If your corp scored 0.01% damage on a 100B titan, you get bounty after 10M kills, not 100B.
• Only bounties over 500M are paid, the long tail is cut off and their share is redistributed among the top killers.

At the beginning of each month, I process the killboard data and create a report and distribute the bounty of the previous month. As an example, here is the imaginary August report (there was no project in August, so don't expect money for your August kills). On the example report you can see that 500M bounty could be earned by killing mere 1.7B CFC. If you think your corp is capable of killing more, it's time to deploy to Branch and participate in the noble contest. Are you a multiboxer? Create a corp, place a bunch of AFK-cloakers with covert cynos and catch ratters! By bringing death and destruction to the minions of Goons, you also contribute to a better nullsec, one without The Evil ruling it. By encouraging PBLRD ratters to change to NA/B0T and by driving FCON out of nullsec, a huge step will be made towards this Goon-free vision.

This fellah sure is interesting.

Posting for future comical reference.

Hey sexy!
You here too!

I see i find myself in good company even when under gevlons incompetent regime.

Additionally, you don't look too bad yourself when i expand that portrait. Miss the old look though...

Some of you probably know that I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members). I've spent more than 300B in 2014 on this noble quest. For example I've been paying for the wardecs of The Marmite Collective in highsec against all CFC members (that's about 30B/month wardec fees). I'm also financially supporting Mordus Angels who live in an NPC station deep in CFC space and kill lot of minions of Evil. I used to pay the wardecs of Darwins Lemmings, this project was closed due to not be able to outperform Marmite, but they still cost me about 50B and killed 300B+ CFC while they lasted. I'm having a 20B titan bounty in progress. I'm writing these so you won't doubt that this offer is real and not some weird scam attempt.

So, I've been collecting data about CFC activities and after looking at the August ratting data and the August CFC losses data, I've found that there is insane amount of ratting in Branch but relatively low PvP activity. Branch is the home of PBLRD (CFC renter) and FCON (CFC PvE alliance), both have 30-35% ISK ratio against Battlement Coalition (of Mordus Angels and fellow NPC dwellers). So Branch is a perfect place for a coordinated strike against the CFC: there are lot of ratters there with practically no PvP-ers to defend them.

To facilitate the hunt in Branch, I hereby offer 20B every month, starting from September (including the kills already happened this month). The rules:

• The bounty is paid to corps, to the corp wallet.
• The bounty is automatic, you don't have to sign up or do anything but killing CFC in Branch. Many corps will be pretty surprised when they get ISK out of the blue.
• CFC members are obviously not eligible. Nor NPC corps.
• The kill must be on Zkillboard with API verification. (Hint: submit your corp API to Zkillboard.)
• Only loss reports over 150M count, as I need to be able to manually check them for T1 haulers full of goods with manipulated prices and other scam attempts. Such kills are obviously disqualified and listed for everyone to see.
• Only player ships matter, I won't motivate anyone to grind structures in bombless bombers.
• The kills are de-whored. If your corp scored 0.01% damage on a 100B titan, you get bounty after 10M kills, not 100B.
• Only bounties over 500M are paid, the long tail is cut off and their share is redistributed among the top killers.

At the beginning of each month, I process the killboard data and create a report and distribute the bounty of the previous month. As an example, here is the imaginary August report (there was no project in August, so don't expect money for your August kills). On the example report you can see that 500M bounty could be earned by killing mere 1.7B CFC. If you think your corp is capable of killing more, it's time to deploy to Branch and participate in the noble contest. Are you a multiboxer? Create a corp, place a bunch of AFK-cloakers with covert cynos and catch ratters! By bringing death and destruction to the minions of Goons, you also contribute to a better nullsec, one without The Evil ruling it. By encouraging PBLRD ratters to change to NA/B0T and by driving FCON out of nullsec, a huge step will be made towards this Goon-free vision.

Was quite surprised when I saw you're a goon.
Guess you have good friends now. :)

Gevlon, you still havent indicated exactly why Goons are categorically evil. I'm genuinely interested in your motives but just 'evil' doesn't explain much.

...autistic midget...

Also HMQ I'm sorry for dumpstering your reputation that one time, but you're cool now.

based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself

that's some fine work there mr. goblin not an embarrassment at all

In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice.

It looks the same as it always has. STFU unless your willing to undock and DO SOMETHING to achieve your goals. Your anti-goon threads arent even funny anymore, they are just adding more crap to the trash heap that C&P has turned into. The only thing you have succeeded in is making GOONS look like the good guys.

Titan.

Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too.

In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice.

Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too.

In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice.

BURN BRANCH CAMPAIGN A SUCCESS: CFC DONATIONS TO BURN BRANCH CAMPAIGN IN OCTOBER SHRINK TO 10% OF THEIR DONATIONS IN SEPTEMBER, PROVING THAT CFC INCOME IS 10% OF WHAT IT USED TO BE

Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too.

In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice.

Stuff

Some of you probably know that I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members). I've spent more than 300B in 2014 on this noble quest.