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Boarat Saagdiyev
The Conference Elite
CODE.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:12 -
[3451] - Quote
***If anyone wants to know the REAL reason EVE is still down, I posted it on page 127*** |
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:15 -
[3452] - Quote
Hope no one at CCP has their finger hovering over the FORMAT command |
Hans Downerpanze
Long Strange Trip
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:15 -
[3453] - Quote
Datu Agimat wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n!
Duct Tape, Mentos and Peppermint Shnapps will only get you so far.....
....Unless..... You have Macgyver trained to level 5
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Llawa
UK Corp
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:21 -
[3454] - Quote
godjiwa wrote:
I work in IT and have banged my head against many issues... then I went out for a smoke and the answer came to me.
Archimedes taking a bath
Works every time |
Ezra Endashi
LightningStrikesTwice
Elemental Tide
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:23 -
[3455] - Quote
Still not fixed? Shell we get some kind of reimbursement? |
Wolverine Chosen
gaming is not a crime
The Volition Cult
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:25 -
[3456] - Quote
almost 200 pages .... soon will get to go sleep,
would although like to be compensated for the time spend during off-time at the whorehouse ... |
IndygoSoul
Limited Power Inc
It Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:27 -
[3457] - Quote
well i guess this means many russian/chinese gold farmers won't be able to eat meat for a day now  |
Nerin Slate
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:29 -
[3458] - Quote
Ugh, I just realized I have been on the forums this whole downtime.
This has to stop.
FIX IT |
scarleen starways
Valkyrie Knights
Yulai Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:33:40 -
[3459] - Quote
Big Lynx wrote:veolias wrote:CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.
LMFAO
all we nead is eve la la la la la all we nead is eve eve EVE is all we nead best wife you ever have |
Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:10 -
[3460] - Quote
All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. |
Gentle Insert
House Bacardi
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:11 -
[3461] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
Killing me right now. I get one day off in two weeks and your offline all god damn day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:11 -
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Little Johnny wanted to raise horned toads. He asked his dad to buy him a male and female at the pet store. Dad buys them and brings them home.
Johnny puts them in a really sweet terrarium. This terrarium rocks. Johnny spares no expense getting the rocks from the desert, everything just right.
Weeks go by and the horned toads don't lay any eggs. Johnny is beside himself. He asks dad to take the lizards to the vet to have him look them over and figure out why they are not making babies.
A few days pass and the vet calls Johnny's dad, "I have figured out the problem. Come get your horned toads." Dad goes to the vet to pick them up, "What was wrong?" Vet says "nothing this prescription won't take care of!" Dad reads the prescription, "but this is for Viagra?! Isn't that for humans." Vet says, "Nope, Viagra is for any kind of reptile dysfunction."
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Zeefa Fox
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:12 -
[3463] - Quote
Sorry guys this is all my fault.
I bought my first Nightmare just before downtime and was waiting to fit it after DT. |
smkdeb1
Merchants Trade Consortium
The Last Chancers.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:17 -
[3464] - Quote
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube%ee%80%81+speed+%ee%80%80enforced+by+aircraft&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=7A759930BABC4492ACD57A759930BABC4492ACD5
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It'Sill'Za
Cthulhus Corsairs
I.c.e. P.i.r.a.t.e.s.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:28 -
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Tony Lennelluc wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! First star trek quote ive seen !!! Kudos ! lol
They're giving her all she's got!!! |
Quattras Peione
SUPREME MATHEMATICS
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:28 -
[3466] - Quote
Eve-Offline reports the server is nominal with 0 online. Login failing, can't retrieve mail. Something odd is afoot.
Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione
No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:28 -
[3467] - Quote
yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:29 -
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wattebausch wrote:any bets for 19:30 error/testing msg? ;)
19:30 WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX TO FIX THE FIX WHILE FIXING FIX FIGHT WITH FIST FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
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Red Rose
Thundercats
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:32 -
[3469] - Quote
even eve itself does not support fozzysov so it refuses to work till old build version added  |
JS Enforcer
Mythic Inc
Gentlemen's.Parlor
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:35 -
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the 3 caps tackled before DT will probably be saved due to this one they owe CCP for it lol
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Shanza Shahni
Baria Frontiers.
Stella Nova
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:35 -
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EVE SERVER LOTTERY
SEND ME A PLEX WITH THE LENGTH OF TIME YOU THINK THE SERVER WILL BE DOWN AND THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE TWICE THEIR PLEX INVESTMENT
MWHAHAHAHAHA
I MEAN... TOTALLY LEGIT SC... SCHEME..
SEND YOU ENTRIES TO 'JITA SCAM LIVES OFFLINE'
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ERIS LUCAN
State Protectorate
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:42 -
[3472] - Quote
they are doing real proud on ther dayli downtime ,and know they serv me this for my payment ,i realy sue them wen it takes longer then 2 days.
Happy Day* |
James Bullseye
Szent Korona Klub
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:44 -
[3473] - Quote
Waaaffaculll+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦+¦!! |
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:45 -
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my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:34:54 -
[3475] - Quote
Miao Sajuuk wrote:CCP upgraded servers to Windows 10?
well theres the problem
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Fitzwilliam Belloch
Corpus Ferrata
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:00 -
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Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
OMG...numbers were not right-aligned? Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?
You're clearly very experienced, though. You should apply to CCP so you can fix all their problems. Start with the alignment of numbers in columns, since that's clearly very important.
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Thulium Strauss
the muppets
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:05 -
[3477] - Quote
WIN 3.1 FTW :) |
lanco Amatin
Space Ship Gamers inc.
Violent Declaration
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:06 -
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my wife is at bingo kids sleep I bought 2 cases of red bull for an all nighter on eve not eve forums  |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:06 -
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Hans Downerpanze wrote:Datu Agimat wrote:Indi man wrote:Scotty we need more power! He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n! Duct Tape, Mentos and Peppermint Shnapps will only get you so far..... ....Unless..... You have Macgyver trained to level 5
Still 62 days and 14 hrs for that. |
Velmahr
Evian Industries
EVIAN NATION
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:10 -
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C'MON Tranquility! :)
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