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Gernot Antollare
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:11 -
[3481] - Quote
smkdeb1 wrote:http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=youtube%ee%80%81+speed+%ee%80%80enforced+by+aircraft&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=7A759930BABC4492ACD57A759930BABC4492ACD5
Bing? Bing???? ...
BING? |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
15
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:16 -
[3482] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY
22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK
23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR
23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES
23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR
00:23 UTC - WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE SERVERS BUT WE CAN POST UPDATES VIA OUR IPHONE SO WE TAKE MORE TEQUILLA |
CyrelluZ
Deceptional Technologies
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:18 -
[3483] - Quote
Last day of gaming time spent staring at the forums...
I have to say GGWPCCP
Sure it can't be helped...... but the sadness is looming :( |
Gentle Insert
House Bacardi
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:23 -
[3484] - Quote
Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
Sucking ass isnt going to get you free stuff either. |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:25 -
[3485] - Quote
Guys we been working for you guys and upgraded this Threadnaught but we need you to stop idling or this will happen |
Calsashe
Crayola Magic
Alternate Allegiance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:33 -
[3486] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
Forecast of next updates:
19:30 UTC - NOPE
20:00 UTC - STILL NOPE
20:30 UTC - STOP CRYING! GET A LIFE
21:00 UTC - WHO MIGHT HAVE GUESSED: NOPE
21:30 UTC - GOING HOME, TRY AGAIN TOMORROW |
Tisphone Naari
The Dark Asters
Corrosive.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:37 -
[3487] - Quote
Hiccups like this don't happen all the time and you are keeping us as informed as you can.
Thank you so much for hard work. |
Frank Hoban
Serious Business Inc. Ltd. LLC. etc.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:38 -
[3488] - Quote
This outage highlights the fact that I have a pretty bad Eve Online addiction. Thankyou Eve Online... no no really... thankyou. Oh please god fix it now. Fix it for the love all that's just and holy. I need to see my space ship fly.... oh my sweet little space ship out there all by itself.... |
TheBigHunt
XVeme Apolinaris
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:49 -
[3489] - Quote
Hey CCP guys, good luck, you must have a hard time but we trust in you and we look forward to lllllllogggggg ooonnnnnnnn!!!
Dont forget to take vitamins, energy drinks and everything needed to stay up tonight and fix the issue
Cheers
TBH |
Jerome Falken
ECB - fr
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:51 -
[3490] - Quote
*frozen hamsters* |
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:51 -
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Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest d**k.
Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being. But, the guys didn't care because they knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and lay their d**ks on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gay guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "A buffet!" |
James Bullseye
Szent Korona Klub
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:54 -
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Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
I feel sorry fot it it. |
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Haight Industries LLC
No Forks Given
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:35:55 -
[3493] - Quote
Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
HA you not the only one man, I got 3 pos's in my wh with over a hundred bil in them needing to be fueled and your worried about your shiny little archon |
Ben Bernannke
Vickery Mining Corporation
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:13 -
[3494] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ |
Emma Verondi
MSE-corp
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:16 -
[3495] - Quote
smkdeb1 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xnWYx8YK8
Did you ust use Bing search?!
"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
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Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:16 -
[3496] - Quote
CCP, legit question. can we have 1mil sp for every day tranquility is down?
Thankyou. |
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:18 -
[3497] - Quote
Tyson Paige wrote:I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
This. So this. Lmao. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:25 -
[3498] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:
A pegasus! you didn't tell me that was an option.... i gotta weigh my options now
Well... there are many pegasi left in the world. I figured you would want the last Unicorn because it's special. There's plenty of other "mythological" creatures up for options. |
Toro Conde
Pineview Angus
Moose Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:37 -
[3499] - Quote
Tobias Acuerdo wrote:Dradis Aulmais wrote:Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Figures that it took a Canook to figure that one out. 
.... and then turned into Caitlyn Jenner? O.O
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Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:40 -
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Leila Numanor wrote:yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons
Whoa! let's not be too hasty to make assumptions here....
Lemons could maybe need Pegasi (pegasuses)... it is a big unviverse out there after all :)
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Norek Crendraven
Empire of the Forsaken
Dark Crusade
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:41 -
[3501] - Quote
Hedstrom Bukandara wrote:Inspiration wrote:I always say EVE is still in BETA after 10 years as there is a downtime each day. No sensible game developer would allow this in a release version and have it dominate the game play.
Last week I saw this confirmed in something so simple as not right aligning all numeric columns within grids and not giving the values in it all the same number of digits. Such a rookie mistake in UI design should never linger in any software for more then a day and the developer should notice and fix it them-self or risk getting verbally murdered by a co-worker.
Today, I stand corrected...
EVE is still very much not even in BETA stage after 10 years!
This game has no bright future with such a studio in control!
Surely you jest...
I really want that guy to continue playing, and I REALLY hope he's a miner. Cause then we can gank him!
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Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:47 -
[3502] - Quote
Gentle Insert wrote:Crucial King wrote:All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.
If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated. Sucking ass isnt going to get you free stuff either.
No free stuff was asked for. |
Korona Burns
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:53 -
[3503] - Quote
http://www.oldspooks.com/missile_damage.html
Still working on it but it is almost useable. |
Cluckers Chicken
Karrimor Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:36:54 -
[3504] - Quote
This poor chicken is getting upset need to mine! Any word on what to do until it is up and running other than post here that is. |
vccv
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:02 -
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Ok, time to put Fozzie in the wheel! Release the hamsters, grab the whips and lets get things moving! |
Duramora Kado
Mindstar Technology
Get Off My Lawn
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:17 -
[3506] - Quote
Ezra Endashi wrote:Still not fixed? Shell we get some kind of reimbursement?
Yes! They are giving you 9 hours to enjoy life away from EVE!! |
Tillblik Mangeiri
Major League Infidels
Size Really Doesn't Matter
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:22 -
[3507] - Quote
If we can't log in, who will mine all the ice? |
Stvndog
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
40
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:36 -
[3508] - Quote
Amak Boma wrote:my officer fitted ARCHON in wormhole. nooooooooooo tommorow my wormhole pos runs out of fuel
please msg me where, and I'll gladly relay theinfo to our POS refueling team, We have specialized torpedoes that inject your POS with fuel on impact, trust me |
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CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:39 -
[3509] - Quote
While we are all waiting for TQ to be available again, I would like to point out to this freshly released CCP video explaining the new sovereignty system.
Check out the Sovereignty Overview video!
CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer - Volunteer Manager
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Thraktan Sal-Solo
Virgin Plc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:37:40 -
[3510] - Quote
Its a bummer that the game has been down all day. That being said though I appreciate that you keep us posted every 30 on status.
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