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Krantwak Pino
AGM Incorporated Fidelas Constans
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:28:48 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Riddler Ronuken wrote:Slowdive Aideron wrote: wrote:
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Thats exactly what we do when we have some massive problems with our infrastructure at the datacenter and everyone is doing overtime. Sit about with your dicks in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there. Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
Love you guys and you are awesome thanks for the laugh about the pizza update
IDK if you will see and or read this but ive wondered whats the most pages you have gotten on a forum ? |

Glornak Ironspawn
Dave's Tax Shelter Federal United Battalion of Armed Renegades
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:13 -
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Has anyone though that maybe a rollback isn't possible? You know the game only has hundreds of timer that depend on time moving forward so rolling back could just **** up everything even more. |

Zendarius
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:17 -
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[quote=CCP Falcon][img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
{20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!}
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3514
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:27 -
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Pondo Sinatra wrote:Downtime Entertainment: "The World's Shortest Fairy Tale"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl GÇÿWill you marry me?GÇÖ
The girl said, GÇÿNO!GÇÖ
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End Worlds shortest Sci Fi story:
The last person on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Koikarmin
The Ginnungagap
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:33 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:afkalt wrote:
It's literally the only USEFUL thing management can do in such a moment.
It's a disturbingly rare number of them who realise this, however.
Yup, I'm not a programmer... I'm here to message, and make sure you guys are informed with as much as we can release. Best thing I can do is take care of people and make sure they're comfortable while they're working. Gotta take care of our peeps, because frankly, we have an amazing team here in Reykjavik who work flat out to keep you guys entertained with spaceships . 
Respected
Hope you guys don't stress too much about the server, given some of the responses on this thread on the forum.
(Free sp, free isk aso.), booo hooo, boo ****edy whooo that is all I have to say to them!
Hope you fix it soon, so you can go home to your RL/families/gf's/bf's/BED...
Have a good night
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:35 -
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It will all come down to something like someone put a : where a ; should have been.... some poor coder will be siting there saying "Son of a b@@ch." |

Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:37 -
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Riddler Ronuken wrote:Sit about with your ***** in your hands and eat pizza? Gee let me know which DC that is so I can make sure to never rent servers there.
I work for a webhost and have access to 3 datacenters here in town. They all have such policies. Prolonged downtime like this means you take care of your techs.
Try going 7 hours of trying to deal with issues like this and see how your thought process is without some food.
Oh and yes, they all have cots and blankets as well.
Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!
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Terry Gillan
Terry's Film Company
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:42 -
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Pyotr Veliky wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:...This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST... Fair enough. I assume that you have saved the previous state of the system--the one that was working before you attempted the fixes and patches. Why not roll back the changes, restore the status quo ante, and do some more testing offline?
This is the 1735th time someone suggested this. I guess it's not possible. Could lead to even worse scenarios. They need to solve the problem right now. It may even not be related to Sov changes or new content at all. It may be something old and rotten.
My friend recently fixed an error in code, which was there for very long. He works on a very large ERP-like system. But everyone expected the wrong behaviour. They tested everything, but still after the fix was deployed, everything crashed and they had to restore the previous state... :) Sometimes it's just better to keep it running.
Never fix what's not broken! |

Pegasus Heluene
Freelancers of EVE
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:46 -
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KntEagle wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET 19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE 20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
PIZZA !! I didn't get any where in the H**L is ours don't you think we need some fuel to 
Extra cheese on my
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Executor Ardur
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:51 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING 17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME 18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX 18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE 19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET 19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE 20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
Unfortunately I had this happen to me many times as well. Its part of a developers job. Good luck guys. |
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chaosjj
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
78
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:29:56 -
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I must say, that i am not even bored by the server being down, looking at this threadnought is almost entertaining enough, i can feel the level of bonding within the community , but all kidding aside, enjoy your pizza's, they are well earned. |

Kaeen Deathwalker
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:04 -
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just started my account back after a few years off..
We talked about this the last time.. Gerbils dont have the stamina to keep servers running.. you should go to Scorpion Mice.. They have a bonus of a little yell every so often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa-GSm1P0I
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Leonan Darkrisen
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:05 -
[4303] - Quote
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ADM Andria Ravencroft
InnerSphere Alliance The InnerSphere
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:05 -
[4304] - Quote
Wait, I want Pizza Too!
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Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps Infinity Space.
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:05 -
[4305] - Quote
http://s1.developerslife.ru/public/images/gifs/850d4fcb-8eff-497a-bf78-3346c8a6879d.gif |

Xenuria
The Scope Gallente Federation
1014
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:12 -
[4306] - Quote
~The End of Running Late Tonight~
CSM 11 Candidate
My Lore Predictions
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Naughty Dred
Running with Dogs Stella Nova
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:13 -
[4307] - Quote
I cant casually read as fast as this forum is being posted on |

Aesop Book
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:13 -
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Have set my desktop to an eve mining still, and miniturized this browser to look like local chat.
Just makes me miss it more. Bob dammit. |

Virgil Scipion
Bionesis Technologies
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:14 -
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It seems really really serious. CCP, my professional sympathy and my personal trust are with you. Courage camarades !
Virgil Scipion
Bionesis Technologies
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Situational Tourettes
Shenanigans 'n' Douchebaggery
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:23 -
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Hahaaaaaaaaa sorry Heifers! Q.Q Q.Q
/me is drinking all your tearzzzzz HA!
Thank you CCP for allowing these fine capsuleers to tickle my funnybone all day long!   |
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Crash Dummy
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:24 -
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I don't know what the fuss is about... if our bodies expire we can clone jump |

Apollo Valere
The Retired Officers Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:25 -
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Compensate us with pizza? I'd be happy with that |

Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
41
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:36 -
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aPoQ wrote:Steijn wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Sorry if CCP are looking out for the welfare of their employees by feeding them and making sure they're not going hungry when they've been working 9 hours solid on a severe technical issue.
its not so much the fact that you are doing that, more a case of by posting that you are, you are just getting peoples backs up even more. this
Moronic morons are moroning. Please ignore morons. Or better yet, maybe 'accidentally' lose their accounts during maintenance. |

Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:38 -
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Carvo Works wrote:wanna play something? find my other comment in the ocean of replies.
wanna play some TF2? |

Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency Against ALL Authorities
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:38 -
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Glornak Ironspawn wrote:Has anyone though that maybe a rollback isn't possible? You know the game only has hundreds of timer that depend on time moving forward so rolling back could just **** up everything even more.
I'm sure mostly everyone realizes this. but that would made the thread no fun! |

Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
35
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:38 -
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ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Wait, I want Pizza Too!
I have French Bread Pizza. It's delicious. |

vccv
65
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:43 -
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Most companies don't provide near as much feedback during unexpected downtime. As always CCP, keep it classy. Enjoy the pizza. Everyone posting about gimmies and awful encounters with almost 24 hours of reality will be silent when you are done working your magic. |

Thegasp Cupcakes
CareBears Gone Dark Pina Colada Armada
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:30:44 -
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Is this part of the drifters' storyline? |

Yunii
Black Serpent Technologies Black Legion.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:01 -
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ya'll need to go outside... sometimes patch day took days to get back online..  |

Nekhebet
Provincia Septim
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 20:31:05 -
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Nolan Drake wrote:I'm not saying it was aliens...
... "Drifters"
OMG I am so sorry I agro-ed the Drifters, CCP. I didn't think that when I logged off they'd go after the cluster.
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