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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency Against ALL Authorities
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:24 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost. This is taking too long. DRINK!
Why you would just be spinning your ship. now you have something to do like complain on forum.. Content provided! :) |
Auron Orlenard
Sock Robbers Inc. Low-Class
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:36 -
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Friz Balthazarian wrote:People who say eve is dead are ********, or its just the null bears crying about something.
Nullbear: How did you get into our area we had the gate camped?
Me: I entered through a wormhole and kill your miners.
Nullbear: Have to petition to have wormholes spawn less frequently then.
Me: You whine and ***** just like a highsec carebear.
Nullbear: And?
I demand more wormholes to null-sec space connections. there shall not be safe corner for your carrier to hide. |
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:44 -
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Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Terry Gillan wrote:EdgertonJM wrote:So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictqble results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with propably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex. Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ... Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man. If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be veery surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time. Oh, stop being reasonable and PILE ON!!!
ALL PILE ON!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jGuuQw9Us |
Rhamnousia Nosferatu
Omar Little Fan Club
65
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:47 -
[1204] - Quote
Just adding a post, lets make this one as long as jump range nerf |
Tzuko1
FREE GATES Nulli Secunda
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:48 -
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fozzziiiie |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:48 -
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New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink. |
Leo Augustus
Ol' Miners Tavern Societas Liberalis Civitas
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:52 -
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CCP, you gotta take a page from Mr. Scott's playbook. Just say it's gonna be at least 12 hours. Then, when it's online in four, you're all miracle-workers!
Glad the training queue is full. Looks like I'll finally get around to nav V, like it or not.. lol |
Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32062
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:47:54 -
[1208] - Quote
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
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Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
28
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:08 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img] 13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME [/b]
Did you remember to comment out the line that says:
.die I-did-not-read-my-config-file
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Wayne Caderu
Disciples of Aphrodite
7
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:09 -
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I'm gonna sum up the two major factors of this thread so far for those just joining us.
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? GIVE ME FREE STUFF GOD DAMN BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? Time to go argue with the trolls on the forums."
and then a rare third party as myself or those doing the drinking game.
"Server is down for more then 15 minutes? Booze and Popcorn anyone?" |
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Zia Revan
Arkenstone Mining Inc
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:09 -
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Mom, are we nearly there yet??? |
El Aziz Lovecraftian
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:15 -
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Jerome Falken wrote:-½ Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Eve R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn -+
Nope, didn't work neither, still sleepin', any other solutions ?
I spoke to Nyarth`othep, the goat with a thousand young. she said to try rebooting it. I smacked her in the head with 50 pages of "Did you turn it off then on again??" She referred me to yog shoggoth. All I got out of him was this little pile of wet snotstones. I did however just remember I have a PS4 AND and Xbox one. I wonder if they still work? Oh yeah, in answer to your question, You would be sleeping too if someone sailed a boat through your face while you were looking for the lid to the coffee pot.
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Meciel Isimazu
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:22 -
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Great to have the first day of payed time taken away... |
Namtaan Prowat
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:26 -
[1214] - Quote
Abort, Retry, Fail? |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:33 -
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Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
Hey guys... What happens if you push this little button on the corner of this grey box? You know that one with the little circle and the vertical line on the top. |
Irina Sokolov
Latuk Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:34 -
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Maxumous Million wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
I am sure that people need a answer to this question. Question is didn't you test this on Singularity server before uploading to Tranquility ? This is what the test server is all about.
It seems more an hardware problem that a software one.....maybe soft causes a reset.....and the hardware failure appeared.
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp The Consortium of Worlds
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:43 -
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use the minmatar fixaflat
http://lifecheating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/duct-tape.jpg
it should fix eve |
Frank Rotsuda
Article IV Advent of Fate
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:49 -
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Llawa wrote:[quote=Hadrian Aurilen]Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost. This is taking too long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ |
Sanjin
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:48:57 -
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Llawa wrote:Hadrian Aurilen wrote:Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost. This is taking too long. Just stay up late next time it's up, all sorted
Actually, if you read your licensing agreement, if it's boilerplate, as most are, you can't expect any compensation at all, even if it's off for a month, or goes out of business.
Paying for a 'subscription' is always a risk, for the consumer, not the company. Load up your C64 emulator and play a rousing game of M.U.L.E., or practice your LOGO coding? Hell, I still play around on GEOS, though it's on a C128 with a real 1581/1541, and Lt. Kernel 20MB hard drive. (That was considered infinite, back in the days. :) |
Xenia Ilchenka
South Mining Guild The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:06 -
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Game still down. Compensate me. I want free stuff or money refunded |
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test bumm
University of Caille Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:10 -
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Zork100 wrote:Wayne Caderu wrote:Dieu LeVeut wrote:55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work. Let me fix that for you, 55 pages of bitchin'. It is not 55 pages of bitchin'. It is 55 pages of concerns from paying customers. Customers pay for a service that is not being rendered.
Don't be a troll, he was self reflecting. |
setovi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:13 -
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Good luck getting this sorted. The stress levels in that server room must be pretty high. |
Aldstealth Senx
Viziam Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:26 -
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CCP pointing fingers and deciding who's gonna die (or worse) after figuring out the issue:
#LightSabers
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Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:34 -
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Ultimatum for CCP: Either you turn on the server or you don't. I hate to get rough, but sometimes you gotta put your foot down. |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:35 -
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Liam Oliphants wrote:New rule, every time someone who thinks they know more about how running an MMO works than the people at CCP makes a post about how they should do their job, take a drink.
We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in 20 minutes.... |
Bleedingthrough
Project AIice
174
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:49 -
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This is Bobs revenge, sinners!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5305080#post5305080
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Beliskner Hippaforalcu
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:49:53 -
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ccp really shat the bed this time... |
Solt Novadios
Temporary Founded Hideout
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:09 -
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Sleepers have awaken and taking over the internet!
Until server coming back and you really miss eve, there is a good pvp video with great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmhywTnlWk
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Melissa Redoran
Economic Services
19
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:15 -
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I don-¦t get it... people have asked for a dead eve for years and now that CCp is finally listening and delivering this experience / services to its paying customers there are only more tears incoming ...
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp The Consortium of Worlds
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:50:22 -
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everyone gets a free racial class starter frigate as compensation |
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