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Crimzon
Gallente Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.01.25 05:20:00 -
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The Habitual Liar
It doesn't matter what you have done in eve, or in rl this person has done it too. Even if you tell them you've flown a titan they'll make up some story about how they used to have one. Often suffering from an inferiority complex they are better than you in every way, know everything about the game, and reply to whatever you say with "yea me too".
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Cammulos
Magnetar Ltd
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Posted - 2007.01.25 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 10:10:53
The Drunkard This man is perpetually drunk or stoned and kindly ensures that everyone knows by just how much. His favorite topics are about various brain cell killing chemicals that he snorts, shoots, smokes, eats or imbibes. This man is sometimes vastly amusing. This man is sometimes extraordinarily dangerous and aggravating to his friends. This man doesnt use PTT unless he notices the cops beating on his door.
Have we been on comms before?
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Scav Silver
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Posted - 2007.01.25 07:40:00 -
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I've usin' comms since RW, I've seen 'em all..
Mr. Casual PVP His topics about purple cheese are more important than the current called target..
Mr. Casual Commander Scout: "Where shall I go??" Commander: "Ninish.."
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I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. Socrates |
Hennry Fromer
Gallente TRSG Research
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Posted - 2007.01.25 08:14:00 -
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Originally by: Cabadrin The Clueless Scout
-Insists on reporting every little thing that shows up, even if it's a fly on his monitor. -Can't tell the difference between a shuttle a battleship. -"Hey guys some guys just showed up somewhere." -Either gently told he sucks, or is forcefully moved to another channel to talk to him/herself.
Lord help you when he has a cold - There are hundreds of them, now they have formed into the biggest blob I have ever seen.
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Arvald
Caldari APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.01.25 09:47:00 -
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man thats prety funny because its true =-=-=-=-==-==-==-=-=-===-=-=-=-=====-=-==-=-you killed my men, wrecked my land, and you ruind our lives, im in command and youll die by my hand forever your condemed, in flames youll burn |
Arvald
Caldari APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.01.25 09:54:00 -
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THE MUSIC MAN plays music very loud in te backround during ops and makes it so no one can hear what he is saying and makes everyone repeat what they said unfortunately ive done this on more than one ocasion =-=-=-=-==-==-==-=-=-===-=-=-=-=====-=-==-=-you killed my men, wrecked my land, and you ruind our lives, im in command and youll die by my hand forever your condemed, in flames youll burn |
Arvald
Caldari APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.01.25 10:12:00 -
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QUOTE Kweel "Mister Smartdumb Don't be fooled by his name. This one is maybe a spy who tries to act like a dumb guy. Have some strange moments of pure genious so you'll never know." oh great you just had to go and tell everyone =-=-=-=-==-==-==-=-=-===-=-=-=-=====-=-==-=-you killed my men, wrecked my land, and you ruind our lives, im in command and youll die by my hand forever your condemed, in flames youll burn |
DarkFenix
Caldari Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.25 11:18:00 -
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Edited by: DarkFenix on 25/01/2007 11:18:54 The Buyer Three year old character, but acting like a clueless newbie? That's the buyer, he got that character yesterday under the influence of his massive inferiority complex. His character has more skill points than yours now, and he knows about 3000 different tactics and setups from browsing various forums. This obviously makes him a much better Eve player than you, and everyone else playing the game for that matter. Frequently coincides with The Knowitall.
And here's one mentioned earlier that deserves a description.
The Homophobe The homophobe hates g**s, and his every negative comment involves screaming about how g** something is. In fact, he almost seems unnaturally obsessed with homosexuality. Fun pastimes around the homophobe include: Pretending you are g**, and openly so (in fact, hit on him for a laugh and generally act very stereotypically g**). Talking to him with the open assumption that he is g** and having difficulty coming out of the closet (talk down to him, about how you understand the difficulties he is having). Simply talking about stereotypically g** subject matter (brilliant for making them squirm).
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Yarod Cool
Team JAVELIN The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2007.01.25 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: infraX The Washing Machine Man This guy seems to live inside a giant washing machine as all sorts of knocks and bangs eminate from his atmosphere. He seems to have no way to make it all stop and doesn't mind if he sounds like a cross between someong slurping down a Mcdonalds Milkshake and your Grandma's rusty old boiler.
That was me in my last apartment
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Mike Yagon
Minmatar The Nest Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.25 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 10:10:53
The Drunkard This man is perpetually drunk or stoned and kindly ensures that everyone knows by just how much. His favorite topics are about various brain cell killing chemicals that he snorts, shoots, smokes, eats or imbibes. This man is sometimes vastly amusing. This man is sometimes extraordinarily dangerous and aggravating to his friends. This man doesnt use PTT unless he notices the cops beating on his door.
Wait, you mean that this isn't normal vent behaviour..?
------ In Carebear We Trust |
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Static Ga'lraith
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: mazzilliu The Baroti
those who know, need no explanation. those who don't, are better off not knowing
Omg yes. ----------------
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schurem
Silver Snake Enterprise Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.25 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: schurem on 25/01/2007 17:00:12 They aren't all as negative, or bad as the examples we've seen so far. I give you:
extremely competent commander man
This guy speaks in a cool and collected, almost accentless voice in exactly the right volume. He gives conscise, clear orders, keeps the channel quiet when things are hot, and lets the bs flow when things are cool. He can turn the fleet on a dime, react to changing circumstances and keep the entire fleet informed. Lag, winning or losing, it all doesn't affect him in the least as he keeps a cool head at all times. If only there were more of him... However, I still think EvE needs more and better tactical warning sounds.
<<<< No Boundaries, No Fences, Fly Free Or Die Trying >>>>
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Amira Silvermist
Yazata Spenta Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.01.25 18:25:00 -
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The Thunder God Has out of some reason a booming voice that makes the rave club downtown grow pale in comparison. Makes you worry about your speakers and/or the neighbors sleep. Very difficult to understand.
Amarr racial trait: Nerfbat damage resistance 0% |
Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 18:36:00 -
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EVE has sound?
Originally by: Seleene
Client - "You smash them." MC - "Ooooh! Good! Like to smash!"
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Amantus
Gallente Murientor Tribe Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.01.25 18:40:00 -
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Edited by: Amantus on 25/01/2007 18:36:43
Originally by: Alski The Shy Guy. Has a headset, and Never says a word, will sit listening intently while coming up with all manner of plans showing absolutely insane tactical genius, but at best only passing them on though gangchat, more likely just preferring to rant in corp chat about how the current plan has us all doomed. Will perhaps speak once in a blue moon when given scout duty, and then sink back into obscurity when someone asks ôwho the **** was that?ö (this is me btw
I am also that guy, only without the tactical genius ------------ Combat miner |
Harisdrop
Gallente ClanKillers Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:00:00 -
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Needs a translator Man
If you know my alliance you might understand. Where your in an OP and all are speaking English. Then the gate fires and local jumps 40 and all you hear the FC speak in is German. Needless to say your still in the safe spot and the FC in English asks why I was not in the fight. Not that this is bad but unexpected sometimes. New NPC NPC Market |
Amira Silvermist
Yazata Spenta Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: Harisdrop Needs a translator Man
...Then the gate fires and local jumps 40 and all you hear the FC speak in is German.
You could ask him if he could at least speak like in the old war movies.
Amarr racial trait: Nerfbat damage resistance 0% |
Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Noluck Ned
This breed can be more common than people tend to think. Best used as a scout somewhere far far down the pipe, provided he actually heads in the direction you send him.
Hrhr, remember that one. Something like: Scout: 'The way to <XXX> is clear. No hostiles on the way' FC: 'Good to know, but we are not going there. Our destination is <YYY>'
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Originally by: Patch86 Combat in EVE is non-consensual. Unlike most games, EVE, by design, forces you to be ready for violence everywhere-even hi-sec space.
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Alowishus
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:58:00 -
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Edited by: Alowishus on 25/01/2007 19:57:14
Token Girl Catch Phrases: "Hiiiii guuuuys, hooooow's everyone doing?" "Heeeey sweeeeetie, are you mining now?" Calls everyone sweetie and is really nice to everyone, so much so that she attracts:
Disfunctional Stalker Man Catch Phrases: "Yay, Token Girl just came on!!! Hi Token Girl!!!1!!111" "You can activate my turret any day! Hehehehahahahohe. Ha." Completely enamored with the Token Girl. Follows her around from channel to channel, acting as if either he's never spoken to a girl before or he actually thinks there's something going on between him and her. Usually trying to create sexual tension, probably invainly because the token girl doesn't notice or acknowledge it. Usually so stupid and pathetic that you can't decide if you want to buy him a hooker or crush his skull.
Originally by: Origin Prior You were gate camping, how lame can you get.
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Trauts
Resurrection R i s e
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Posted - 2007.01.25 20:33:00 -
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lol |
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Sadao
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.01.25 23:03:00 -
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Originally by: schurem
extremely competent commander man
I thought I was the only person to have met Scagga Laebetrovo
-Sadao |
Apoctasy
SOTI Inc. Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.01.26 02:00:00 -
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Edited by: Apoctasy on 26/01/2007 01:56:57 Dial Up Internet Man Doesn't really have dial up, but seems like it due to every words he says coming to his corp mates five seconds after he says it, and vice versa. You can say something, then move onto a different subject, and suddenly he would reply to something you said a while ago and completly forgot about...
"What Mom?" Uses push to talk, but gets used to using it everytime he says something until he gets to the point where his mom calls him from upstairs and he yells into TS or vent "WHAT MOM!? IM BUSY!"
Mr. Clueless Never seems to know what is going on and/or isn't paying attention. After the fleet is in the middle of a battle he yells, obnoxiously, "Where were we again?"
Mr. AFK This guy would just sit in the idle channel not doing anything and apparently never logging off...
The Phantom In the middle of a battle or other event, some guy would suddenly say "Im Back guys" leaving others wondering where he went in the first place. This is usually followed by the same guy inconspicously going afk at random times, leaving his corp mates talking to apparent thin air, where the guy would eventually announce his return again. |
Na'tel Treel
Gallente Sanguine Legion
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Posted - 2007.01.26 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Scarlet Winds
Originally by: Inen THE GIRL Rumored to exist, have yet to encouter one. Legend says her voice is better than her looks. If you are a sailor, you may also know them as sirens.
To expand on your girls on voice comms a bit:
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
The JIM ASKED ME TO...
THE TRIES TOO HARD
I'd take any of those, most ts channels are too much of a sausage fest.
My own contribution however:
Dissociative Identity Disorder Person(to be pc, otherwise known as Multiple Personalities) You speak to them day in and out. You go out and accomplish very specific tasks with them. You talk with them a day later, and they don't even know who you are, will ask what's going on, won't remember what you and them had been doing the previous day, and you need to explain everything over again to get them back up to speed. And then you have to do the exact same thing the next day, because they forget everything again.
How this person was even able to play eve, I have no idea.
Mario Kart DS friend code:489.688.633.067 |
Beryllium
Entropy's Messengers
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Posted - 2007.01.26 06:48:00 -
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Originally by: JabJabVVV The Victim
Usually a fairly competent player who is well liked within the corp but for some reason seems to attract near constant mockery. This mocking is often down to one solo act of n00bery of epic proportions that the player will not be allowed to forget in a hurry.
I was thinking through this WHOLE thread that none of these fit me until I read this one...
I accidently scrambled a can instead of the pod of the guy we just killed, and after the notice popped up, I've been getting crap for it ever since. :(
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.01.26 09:11:00 -
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Originally by: MIGHTYDWC
The Journalist During the occasional minning, fleet, or just general "shooting the bull" op, this guy will take full advantage of his 4 gagillion gig HD to record those who might not be at their best, due to any number of reasons, good wine being one, and then either a) play said recordings back to entertain everyone the next day or b) post on EVE-O for everyone to enjoy
Or better yet as one "Journalist" did for us is make a sound board of "The Victim". What was great is you play the recordings back into the channel and then tell the victim to shut up causing him to state he didn't say anything then others (not in the know) jump in telling him to stop yapping.
-Why don't the NPC pilots have pods?- |
Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.26 09:32:00 -
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Thanks for all the replies, see ya on a Coms channel soon. |
Ebedar
Gallente Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2007.01.26 11:34:00 -
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Repeato, Lord of the Insatiable Question
This is the guy who asks a question, gets a reply and then - due to being drunk, high, distracted or ignorant - asks the same question again. Repeatedly. Usually at the most inopportune time ("so where are we heading to?"; "who are you fighting?").
May also become very defensive when someone finally blows their lid and tells him how annoying he is being ("well I didn't hear you, it's not my fault...") ~
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madaluap
Gallente Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.01.26 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Allantia Edited by: Allantia on 24/01/2007 18:03:49 The God of Details
Feels the need to relay every single minute action he takes over Vent. Easily identified by strings of conversation such as: I just jumped in/warping to top belt/I'm in warp now/Coming out of warp/Top belt empty/Got him on scan/Got him on 90 degree scan/Got him on 30 degree scan/Can't quite get him on 15 degree/Gonna check that other belt/Just went into to warp/Halfway there/Coming out of warp.... Tends to dominate any channel he's on with his constant commentary on his own actions. May incite homocidal desires in corp/alliance mates if hybridized with Loud as Sh-t Man or Reverb Man.
Darn, i do that a lot 30 angle, 15 angle...got him warping now, warp to me when i say so. Dont think that many people mind it. Atleast the corpmates know im not eating of of my nose. I allways find it anoying when people scout to scan a guy and you hear silence for 5 minutes and keep wondering "aaaand??".
The coming out of warp is something i only say when corpmates are shouting they need help fast.
This is a funny thread though _________________________________________________ Breetime
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Jon Hawkes
ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.26 14:29:00 -
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Best thread in some months!
So, is it considered bad form to have Johnny Cash on the hifi in the background while acting as the gang's forward scout....?
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Adge
Free Traders Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.26 16:06:00 -
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Edited by: Adge on 26/01/2007 16:06:53 Doesn't Really Get Push To Talk Man - You don't often hear from this guy, because the brilliant command/timely intel/funny joke he just said was spoken into a dead mic. Often confused with Shy Guy, The Silent Commander, Broken Mic Man, The Anti-Social, The "We're Waiting" Man, or Dial Up Internet Man.
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