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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.24 09:53:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 09:54:23 Ok, this is not a post directed specifically at any one person.
It's just that I don't recall reading anything about the sort of stuff that happens on voice chat and would like to voice my opinions.
Been playing online games for a while, used Battlecoms back in the day, used Vent, mostly use TS2 now, and some things just trip my trigger about some people who use chat. Yes this is an expanded rip off of one of my earlier postings in some thread.
Different types of people you may encounter: I encounter these, have I missed any?
Body Noise Man. Sneezes, sniffles, coughs, blows nose, eats noisy chips and swallows beverages sounding like a horse watering, never uses "push to talk".
Loud As Sh*t Man. Talks vehemently, loudly, and doesnt know if people can hear him well so he just ensures maximum vollume at all times. Might use PTT, but it wouldnt matter as he is so loud you can hear him in the next State anyway.
Lives in A Can Man. His voice is emanating from deep withing a large tin can. This man is often amusing to others ...for a while. I have been the Lives In A Can Man myself.
Reverb Man This man is the bane of organized voice chat, as his setup is causing reverberations which drive ***** coverd, flaming iron spikes of purgatory into everyone skull.
The Hoarse Whisperer. (also known as the Barely Audible Man) This man, due to bad setup/hardware/ or mere volume is barely detectable and is easily overridden by the likes of The Body Noise Man or his true antithesis, the Loud As Sh*t Man. This man can sometimes make his wishes known by screaming into his Mic and possibly alarming his neighbors.
The Talks Too Damn Much Man This man keeps up an incessant stream of conversation with everyone or no one. He likes commenting on politics, religion, and anything else that people should avoid in a multinational voice chat. Valuable information is rarely, if ever, passed on and the topics in use are usually boring as sh*t. This man will likely be dead before 40 due to lack of oxygen.
The Drunkard This man is perpetually drunk or stoned and kindly ensures that everyone knows by just how much. His favorite topics are about various brain cell killing chemicals that he snorts, shoots, smokes, eats or imbibes. This man is sometimes vastly amusing. This man is sometimes extraordinarily dangerous and aggravating to his friends. This man doesnt use PTT unless he notices the cops beating on his door.
The Get Me Some Pie Man This man interracts loudly and often with persons in physical proximity to him. These are usually family members, and anyone who spends any time on coms with him soon learn far too much about this mans affairs. He never uses PTT as he doesnt mind people hearing things like "wtf baby, is that rash gone yet?", or "make me some pie", or noises like babies and dogs crying in the background while Dizzy X plays at 6 billion decibles.
Darth Vader Man This man always has a Mic too close to his mouth and sounds amazingly like darth Vader. Upon recieving multiple complaints, he adjusts the set, which lasts for a whole 2 minutes. This man will never suffer the Talks Too Damn Much Man's fate, as he has an extremely healthy oxygen intake.
It's late/early as hell, more to come possibly, for now just try to add to the list. |
ArtemisEntreri
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.01.24 10:05:00 -
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The I have speakers man This guy has speakers, and when you talk he will let you hear yourself talk every time.
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Freya Runestone
Minmatar Sacred Dark
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Posted - 2007.01.24 10:11:00 -
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a bit similar to the "talks too much" guy this one guy i used to talk to had a way of saying nothing at all with incredibly many words __________________________________
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Araxmas
Black Lance Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.24 10:14:00 -
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The inzomniac Voice is a tad quiet and constantly sounds like they have a cold. Typically grouchy and usually need to be told five times where to set the autopilot to. Most probably will die due to caffine overdose.
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Mallikanth
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.01.24 10:25:00 -
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You forgot...
THE INVISIBLE MAN He hasn't got PTT and is not at his Computer - You hear his whole house moving around, talking, the dog chasing the cat etc....
The difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible |
Calsak
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Posted - 2007.01.24 10:28:00 -
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Sound Bite Man This man usually plays sound bites from TV shows or songs into TS and bleeds over everyone. Thinks he is some kind of DJ or a Comedian but in reality he is just plain annoying.
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Araxmas
Black Lance Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.01.24 10:32:00 -
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Originally by: Mallikanth You forgot...
THE INVISIBLE MAN He hasn't got PTT and is not at his Computer - You hear his whole house moving around, talking, the dog chasing the cat etc....
Heh happened to me about a week ago. My vent settings reset themselves for some reason and I went afk for a bit. --------
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 10:54:00 -
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The Prophet of Doom
This voicecomms user is a real-life pessimist and is not afraid of sharing his visions of total annihilation with the rest of the alliance. His forcasts include but are not limited to: "We cant win this one", "There are waaaay too many of them", "we are gonna get owned" and "WTF, this FC is going to get us all killed"
This type is not to be confused with:
The Panic Mechanic
This poor guy lives in a constant state of nervous tension, the mere sight of a nuetral in local will raise the tone of his voice by several octaves. An enemy fleet will cause him to enter "Rabbit in the headlights" mode and you will be lucky to hear more from him for at least an hour after the battle is over.
Mr Potty-Mouth
Needs no introduction. I am not adverse to a few well chosen curses from time to time but this type takes it to a whole new level. Lets just say that he uses epithets for punctuation. Even the presence of that rarest of breeds, the real-life female gamer, or underage corp mates will deter Mr Potty Mouth from spewing. Usually hving this type lurking about will lead to looong and heated forum discusions between the Pro and Anti swearing brigade.
Luckily my current corp has been able to avoid these types so far.
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Apocryphai
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:06:00 -
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The Impenetrable Accent Man Has an accent so extreme that nobody, from anywhere, can understand a word he says. Applies to anyone from any country except your own of course.
Originally by: Victor Valka What the skull-chick said.
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Gen Kumon
Caldari Pirates of Destruction Union
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:14:00 -
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Heh. Truth. I've seen several people that match these, and have come a little close to "The Talks Too Damn Much Man" a few times, but never quite crossed the line.
That said, do the names remind anyone else of Megaman bosses?
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infraX
Caldari Finite Horizon
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:19:00 -
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lol, great thread - had me laughing. Funny how a few of these descriptions remind me of certain people from different corps as well as other games I have played over the years. There was one person in my current corp that I could not place into a category and so feel the need to introduce...
The Washing Machine Man This guy seems to live inside a giant washing machine as all sorts of knocks and bangs eminate from his atmosphere. He seems to have no way to make it all stop and doesn't mind if he sounds like a cross between someong slurping down a Mcdonalds Milkshake and your Grandma's rusty old boiler.
(yes Hellwarrior this is you!)
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Kung Zao
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:23:00 -
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OMG I can't stop laughing!! you win at eve
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ScreamingLord Sutch
Hand in Mouth
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:24:00 -
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We have a drunkard, loud as **** pottymouth in our corp.
If we could get him high and unleash him on an enemys voicecomms he'd be worth a fleet of titans
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DarkFenix
Caldari Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:35:00 -
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Edited by: DarkFenix on 24/01/2007 11:31:21
Originally by: Apocryphai The Impenetrable Accent Man Has an accent so extreme that nobody, from anywhere, can understand a word he says. Applies to anyone from any country except your own of course.
A slight variant on the Impenetrable Accent Man;
The Mumbler The idea of talking clearly is completely lost on him. Each word trails into the next, he can speak in excess of 200 words per minute, and he often compounds the problem by speaking quietly. Completely incomprehensible to people in his own country, let alone foreigners not so fluent in the relevant language. Generally possible to make the mumbler stop mumbling by shouting obscenities at them for >10 minutes (interspersed with demands they speak up).
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ToxicFire
Phoenix Knights
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:50:00 -
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Brilliant Thread man, made me laugh randomly outloud in the labs leading to everyone stareing at me :)
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Inen
Minmatar OLE Mining Corp Miners With Attitude
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:57:00 -
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THE GIRL Rumored to exist, have yet to encouter one. Legend says her voice is better than her looks. If you are a sailor, you may also know them as sirens.
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NereSky
Gallente Rage of Angels Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:57:00 -
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Family Man; You can hear kids screaming in background while hes talking and/or his wife/partner bending his ear about ignoring the family and playing Eve.
sexual inuendo man. every other word espcially with females in voice comes has inuendo's or doble entrer's every other sentence
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Rule2k
Fate.
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Posted - 2007.01.24 11:59:00 -
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The Chav
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.24 12:07:00 -
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Oh, the chronicles of TS. I love it.
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Damien Smith
Turbulent Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.24 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Rule2k The Chav
Yep, we have one of them, innit ----------- Join channel 'Turby' or die! (bring pie) I <3 carebears on toast ^^ - Xorus I'll trade you some carebears for some sheep -Tirg
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MIGHTYDWC
Gallente Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.24 12:40:00 -
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The Borrower In the mist of heavy fighting, where TS silence is critical, this guy, thinking the silence is because everyone is asleep or looking and pron, comes in and ask "Does anyone have a ....(insert ship/moduale/isk/exoctic dancer)"
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Xeaon
Minmatar Disturbance Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.24 13:08:00 -
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Great thread
I qualify for the mumbler and partially for the panic fella, even though i'm fine when the fight actually starts, i'm very jumpy while we're waiting ------------
Originally by: Righteous Fury
Eve is not about the old preying on the new, its about the smart preying on the utterly incompetent.
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hotgirl933
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Posted - 2007.01.24 13:12:00 -
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deaf man - cant hear or say anything but is on ts anyway
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Rex Everything
Brotherhood of Eternal Love
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Posted - 2007.01.24 13:21:00 -
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Edited by: Rex Everything on 24/01/2007 13:19:40 The Forgot-To-Turn-Vent Off Before Watching 'Grumble Flicks' Man
Not an eve experience but from my TFC days, was still on vent after a game, most people had left chan/gone afk, few of us still left. The guy must of had his headset round his neck or something, and decided to extract a cheeky dollop of baby gravy, as all we heard was the fap-fap-fapping, with accompanying groans, for the next three minutes. Naturally, he was named and shamed at an appropriate lan party later ;-)
Edit for profanity filter!
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Terrak2
E.V.I.L
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Posted - 2007.01.24 13:48:00 -
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using Vent instead of Team**** solves most of those problems.
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks.
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Twilight Moon
Minmatar Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2007.01.24 13:59:00 -
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Edited by: Twilight Moon on 24/01/2007 13:56:14
Originally by: Terrak2 using Vent instead of Team**** solves most of those problems.
and just for you:
The Voice Comms Fanboi
Seemingly never satisfied with whatever voice communications program he is on, this particular fellow will constantly berate the other voice comms users as to how his usually soft tones are being made to sound like a cat being strangled by the poor sound quality. Eventually you might give in and switch to the voice comm program he reccommends just to get him to shut up, but really, don't bother, he'll never be satisfied, and will generally instead end up whining about something else, such as lack of features.
In short, ban him from comms, and kick from corp asap.
Originally by: Tisanta i cry when i read your sig...
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Xeaon
Minmatar Disturbance Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.24 14:01:00 -
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Vent is a lot better though to be fair ------------
Originally by: Righteous Fury
Eve is not about the old preying on the new, its about the smart preying on the utterly incompetent.
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DarkFenix
Caldari Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.24 14:05:00 -
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Mr "AFK" Mr AFK logs onto teamspeak, but goes straight into an AFK or listening to music channel (or any other generic non-chat based channel). He proceeds to sit there for the next 8 hours, never leaving his channel. He then logs off again, having not said a word to anyone or even entered a remotely populated channel.
Broken Mic Man Broken Mic Man can never quite seem to get his microphone working properly, despite the fact that you've walked him through his mic setup 9 times before and repeatedly advised him not to get a ú1 mic from Tesco. His technical problems result in him alternating between Loud As Sh*t Man, Body Noise Man, Lives in a Can Man and The Hoarse Whisperer.
The Incredible Sulk The Incredible Sulk is usually a kid (though not always) who apparently gets his way too much in real life. He will incessantly drone on as if he knows best, and immediately throws a tantrum, then quits or moves to an AFK channel if he is told anything he doesn't like to hear. Him being told things he doesn't like to hear is of course a common occurance, because he is a complete f***wit who doesn't know the first thing about Eve.
The Knowitall Generally an elder variant of The Incredible Sulk, The Knowitall basically knows it all (or so he would have us believe). He has been playing Eve since 2001, has been playing MMO's since before Jesus was born, and has more programming talent than all the world's developers combined. As such his word is law on all matters, no matter what they are. Anyone disagreeing with him is wrong, idiotic, immature, or some combination of the three.
The Inquisitive Newbie The Inquisitive Newbie means well. He really does. He was told to ask any questions when he joined the corp, but nobody really counted on the sheer number of questions he would have. 90% of them are questions that he could figure out the answers to if he just thought about it, but he insists on asking. Even worse if they combine this trait with...
The Squeaker We all have one on our local TS, the pre-pubescent boys with the high-pitched voice. Squeakers aren't necessarily irritating, but when they are hybrids with other TS species such as Loud As Sh*t Man, The Talks Too Damn Much Man, or The Inquisitive Newbie, their voices have been known to induce severe migranes, and in worst cases death.
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Cabadrin
Caldari Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.24 14:06:00 -
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The Clueless Scout
-Insists on reporting every little thing that shows up, even if it's a fly on his monitor. -Can't tell the difference between a shuttle a battleship. -"Hey guys some guys just showed up somewhere." -Either gently told he sucks, or is forcefully moved to another channel to talk to him/herself. _______________________________________________
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Alski
Gallente Di-Tron Heavy Industries Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 14:11:00 -
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Edited by: Alski on 24/01/2007 14:12:08 Definitely missing these ones...
The Shy Guy. Has a headset, and Never says a word, will sit listening intently while coming up with all manner of plans showing absolutely insane tactical genius, but at best only passing them on though gangchat, more likely just preferring to rant in corp chat about how the current plan has us all doomed. Will perhaps speak once in a blue moon when given scout duty, and then sink back into obscurity when someone asks “who the **** was that?” (this is me btw )
The Silent Commander The fleet commander / gang leader who seems 100% on the ball, the guy knows his stuff, he talks with confidence and inspires the troops to believe we can win this one. The moment everything on your overview turns flashing red the Silent Commander go's... Silent, the rest of the battle has every man and his dog calling primary targets and usually ends with someone in a T1 frigate telling everyone to warp out. The Silent Commander will return shortly after this and dissect the battle module by module, ship by ship in an attempt to find out what went wrong. The Silent Commander may well use PPT, and in the excitement of battle totally forgets to use it.
The Overconfident Guy. This guy will bring his most expensive, most T2 fitted and most prised ship into battle and will start off as the guy on TS who is soooooo confident of us beating the enemy.... right up until the point at which he gets called primary, the rest of the battle is usually lost because no-one can hear the fleet commander over Overconfident guys yelling of “GET HIM OFF MEEEE!! TAKE HIM DOWNNNN!!! ********ING HELPPPP MEEEEE” Overconfident guy usually becomes very quiet after battle but can be later identified by searching killboards for Vindicators, Machariels and the like.
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 14:56:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz Edited by: Sokratesz on 24/01/2007 12:05:27 Oh, the chronicles of TS. I love it.
The type i most hate (and have been myself in my early days) is the one that goes..
> Hostiles!! < Where? > Oh ****!! < Whats going on? > **** man im being killed < Where? > Someone help!!! < Dude where are you ...silence... 10 secs later: > Goddamn i just got killed
Ah you must mean: Lost in Spaceman
This breed can be more common than people tend to think. Best used as a scout somewhere far far down the pipe, provided he actually heads in the direction you send him. Make sure to teach this type to post his deathmails as soon as possible after he is killed as you are usually able to gain a lot more intel from him by this method.
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Dario Wall
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.24 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Alski The Shy Guy. Has a headset, and Never says a word, will sit listening intently while coming up with all manner of plans showing absolutely insane tactical genius, but at best only passing them on though gangchat, more likely just preferring to rant in corp chat about how the current plan has us all doomed. Will perhaps speak once in a blue moon when given scout duty, and then sink back into obscurity when someone asks ôwho the **** was that?ö
That's me I have a headset with a mic, but I hardly ever use it. Most of the time after about 10-15 minutes with the headset on I forget that it's there, so I end up forgetting to use it.
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Klasper
x13 Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 15:15:00 -
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Edited by: Klasper on 24/01/2007 15:11:36 The Kamikaze Guy "Leeeeeerooooooyyyyyyyyyy.....!!!!!!!"
Often mixed with:
The WhahahAHAHAa! Guy This guy's heart beats 297 times/minute, produces enough adrenaline during a battle to be able to ignore a rhino hitting him, he'll be screaming things as "KILL HIM!", "GET POINTS ON HIM FFS!" etc. and most importantly: You are in absolutely no doubt if he wins or loses the battle... (very often smack is involved when this guy is around) |
Ranger 1
Amarr Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.01.24 15:41:00 -
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Stubbornly Drunk Man: This is the man who is normally a mild mannered, helpful individual. But on a regular schedule, most likely on Friday or Saturday nights, he tends to imbibe a bit too much alchohol and become the most stubborn and opinionated person in the galaxy. Usually this involves corporate or alliance politics, but can overflow into ship fittings, combat/fleet strategies, or internal (and supposedly secret) matters he is privy to. This behavior is often interspersed with dogged assertions as to how they would gladly sacrifice all that they have for the corp... because he "loves you guys".
The Silencer
This person, usually a fleet commander, takes the "quiet on teamspeak" rule to extremes and frequently drowns out or berates other fleet members. Unfortunately, this is sometimes includes his own scouts who may have cruicial intel they need to relay, forcing them to relay even time sensitve information in gang chat. This leads to messages like "Reporting entire enemy fleet warping to your location, outnumbering you 3 to 1. Should arrive shortly before you finish reading this damn message."
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Diicc Tater
Aggressive Tendencies Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 15:42:00 -
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You guys missed: Captain Obvious, or The Obvious Man.
This is the guy, that when in a fleet of 100+ pilots just have to state the obvious stuff like "Whooaaa, the lag is bad back here!", "I emergency warped", "There is a jump-queue here", "I got lag" (basically any comment on lag there is).
He constantly interupts the commands making it f-ing impossible for the rest of the fleet to follow orders.
The ChatterMonkey Crew: Usually only says: "Same here", "me too", "How do you remove blue ships from overview". Much to the same result as Captain Obvious.
The result of these above mentioned we have the Burst an Artery Man: Will as soon as the ChatterMonkeys and Captain Obvious get going get his freak on. He will by yelling very loud, using bad language and threats try to get things calm. (and I quote) "EVERYONE STFU, U BUNCHA G'DAMN NO0BS!!!! *coninued rant*". Wich results in a chourus of voices......and the artery bursts.
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Shinji Seto
Minmatar Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.24 15:44:00 -
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HAHAHA Great thread! Always nice to have a good laugh with my morning cup of coffee.
"Outlaw" This was the name given to those who roam the universe with only his freedom as his guide. |
Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.24 16:11:00 -
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Lol, how did I miss all the rest, particularly Captain Obvious.[:p |
Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.01.24 16:23:00 -
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I know one of everyone here. =P ----------------------------
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
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Skraeling Shortbus
Caldari Gallente Federal Bank Ratel Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Apocryphai The Impenetrable Accent Man Has an accent so extreme that nobody, from anywhere, can understand a word he says. Applies to anyone from any country except your own of course.
combine that with drunk and hilarity ensues.
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DarkMatter
Amarr Mineral Aquisition Group
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:02:00 -
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This is a great thread, so damn true!
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Avechi
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: Avechi on 24/01/2007 17:00:14
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Kaligo
FinFleet
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 16:27:47
Weird As Sh*t Man Also known as the Makes your S a c k Crawl Man, the Constant Perversion Man, or the Insonsiderate G a y lord. This man is plainly just weird. If he was a neighbor of yours you would lock your children up 24/7. You would sometimes fear for you pets, as well. You would also never cut your grass without wearing a shirt for fear that he would sweatilly abuse himself over pictures of you. Every comment this man(?) makes is sexually oriented and usually involves body parts best not spoken about. He believes that his strangeness is common and prevalent to everyone else, and the streaming barrage of perversion and g h e y inuendo is a constant assault on everyone psyche. You may have bad dreams after encountering this man. This man will likely die of some strange, uncurrable disease. I mean, if you can view another man's ass and see love, that's your buisness... but your scaring everyone else.
Most of our corp fits this description and there is nothing to be ashamed about...
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BLAIYNE
Shadow Play
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:08:00 -
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Originally by: Sokratesz
> Hostiles!! < Where? > Oh ****!! < Whats going on? > **** man im being killed < Where? > Someone help!!! < Dude where are you ...silence... 10 secs later: > Goddamn i just got killed
And this usually finishes with the comment:
> Why the hell didn't anyone come and help me?!
Your signature is too large. Please see the Forum Rules for the limits - Serathu ([email protected])
"Forty leagues and forty seas of swirling vortices"
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:08:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 17:11:08
I never said it was shamefull, only was indicative of how it makes ME feel, and a buncha other heteros.
Regardless, you have missed an opportunity to add the Closed Minded H o m ophobe Man.
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hydraSlav
Synergy Evolved Serenity Fallen
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:13:00 -
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Edited by: hydraSlav on 24/01/2007 17:09:57 Don't forget the Lives in his own world man (LIHOW for short). Gets completely absorbed in his own (most of the times out-of-game) activities and is completely oblivious to whats happening with everyone else in the channel
<during quiet time's useless conversation> LIHOW > that's an interesting point you make, i wonder what year it all started at.... Scout1 > hostiles incoming from next system Pvper1 > Get your ships! Everyone! Pvper2 > Undocking Scout1 > They are jumping in now! Pvper1 > What are the ship types? Quick LIHOW > Oh here it is.... Pvper1 > Who? Where? Pvper2 > Are you engaging? Where? LIHOW > According to Wikipedia, in 1940s *blah blah blah* Miner1 > *trying to speak over LIHOW* Help! I am attacked in ... *gets cut off* LIHOW > *cutting off the previous speaker* Oh! Did you know that in 1943.... Pvper1 > STFU LIHOW!!! Pvper2 > STFU FFS! LIHOW > screw you guys, you are all mean <gets utterly hurt and leaves channel/TS>
=================================== Above comments are my personal views
Originally by: Oveur Local shouldn't be a tactical tool, it's for chat
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:29:00 -
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The Me I and Myself guy You can tell anything to this one, he'll start his replies by "Yes, but I"
The STFU cap'tain As normal FC tries to make just silence on the chan, this one can't tell it but by speaking loudly. The problem starts when he tries his STFU fatal methods against fleet's scouts.
The Lovebear Some are just carebears. Well this bear is the mother of all carebears. Searching friendship with anyone who listens him, making gifts, he's still in search for the group hug button at the moment.
The WTFBBQ-man This one hates everything. The game is broken, btw. The alliance also. CCP are bad game makers and everything is either an exploit or a bug.
The Veteran Been in G alliance in the good old times, been six times in Bob since the begining (actually Sir Molle still owns him his first cruser). This one have billions on his account but he doesn't know what to do with. Maybe craft the second Titan of his alt. Oh and the game suxx so much since the beta.
Mr Teacher Knows everything. He explored the whole galaxy, have seen the whole gameplay of Eve and learnt all the numbers of the module patch per patch. Handy, he got the logs of everysingle conversation he ever made.
The how do I guy Nobody knows him on TS, since he didn't knew you had to have a mic for it. Tries to plug the mic by unplugging his mouse, and whines on the corp chat.
Mister Smartdumb Don't be fooled by his name. This one is maybe a spy who tries to act like a dumb guy. Have some strange moments of pure genious so you'll never know.
The all-in-one Actually, he is the pupil of Mr Teacher or The Veteran. But fails at everything he tries. It's funny to listen to his failure. Mostly because at the start, it's a brillant idea (coming from his master). The only problem is the execution. -----
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Rex Everything Edited by: Rex Everything on 24/01/2007 13:19:40 The Forgot-To-Turn-Vent Off Before Watching 'Grumble Flicks' Man
Not an eve experience but from my TFC days, was still on vent after a game, most people had left chan/gone afk, few of us still left. The guy must of had his headset round his neck or something, and decided to extract a cheeky dollop of baby gravy, as all we heard was the fap-fap-fapping, with accompanying groans, for the next three minutes. Naturally, he was named and shamed at an appropriate lan party later ;-)
Edit for profanity filter!
This thread wins!
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Billy Sastard
Amarr Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:37:00 -
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The ones that bother me the most are; The guy who refuses to use PTT so we all have to listen to everything going on in his house. The guy who refuses to use PTT and has his speakers turned way up, so all the rest of the channel hears is echoes. The guy who uses PTT, but has to key the mic for every burp and whatever other noise hes making, do we really care to hear this? The guy who starts yelling for help yet never says where he is or who is attacking.
I think those are the biggest problems. Other than that, there is the constant problem where occasionally everyone will try to talk at once. -=^=-
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MIGHTYDWC
Gallente Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ranger 1 Stubbornly Drunk Man: This is the man who is normally a mild mannered, helpful individual. But on a regular schedule, most likely on Friday or Saturday nights, he tends to imbibe a bit too much alchohol and become the most stubborn and opinionated person in the galaxy. Usually this involves corporate or alliance politics, but can overflow into ship fittings, combat/fleet strategies, or internal (and supposedly secret) matters he is privy to. This behavior is often interspersed with dogged assertions as to how they would gladly sacrifice all that they have for the corp... because he "loves you guys".
From the above, there are 2 variations I will apply here, although there are numerous variations besides the following.
The American Idol WannaBe Guy If he's your FC (GOD help us all), he relays his orders with a musical overtone. If he's not the FC, he likes to "hash" out his favorite song (which you can hear very loudly in the background), often displaying a severe case of Chronic Lyricosus (the substitusion of the actual words of a song for his own) followed by "Come on guys FEEL THE MUSIC".
The More isk than Lassie Can Jump Over Guy After hearing that someone just lost their ship on an ops, this guy is more than happy to proclaim " If...if he lost his ship I'll....I'll buy him another. I got a ****load of isk, I'll replace anyone's ship"
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Thorjak
Confederation of Red Moon Red Moon Federation
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Posted - 2007.01.24 17:45:00 -
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Open mic Man
This man probably already has PTT enabled, but will regularly leave his microphone open without realising, allowing you to hear arguments with the rest of his family, whatever is on TV, the noise of frantic typing or occasionally him helping his daughter with his homework. It is possible that open mic man just wants to share his life with everyone else in all it's glory, but more likely that his keyboard or mouse has had too many drinks spilled on it.
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Ethan Magnar
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:06:00 -
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Edited by: Ethan Magnar on 24/01/2007 18:06:38 The Thirteen Year Old Man
No, wait.
The Thirteen Year Old
Self-explanatory. ^^
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Allantia
FW Inc Kith of Venal
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:07:00 -
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Edited by: Allantia on 24/01/2007 18:03:49 The God of Details
Feels the need to relay every single minute action he takes over Vent. Easily identified by strings of conversation such as: I just jumped in/warping to top belt/I'm in warp now/Coming out of warp/Top belt empty/Got him on scan/Got him on 90 degree scan/Got him on 30 degree scan/Can't quite get him on 15 degree/Gonna check that other belt/Just went into to warp/Halfway there/Coming out of warp.... Tends to dominate any channel he's on with his constant commentary on his own actions. May incite homocidal desires in corp/alliance mates if hybridized with Loud as Sh-t Man or Reverb Man.
The Anti-Social He's perfectly capable of speaking, and is usually free of most of the other conditions listed here. He just doesn't talk. Ever. Prefers to communicate through chat, no matter what the circumstances. Will rarely rouse himself, however, though his most complex communications are usually along the lines of calling "help!!!" after realizing that no one is paying attention to his screams in chat.
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Ethan Magnar
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Allantia Edited by: Allantia on 24/01/2007 18:03:49 ...
I just jumped in/warping to top belt/I'm in warp now/Coming out of warp/Top belt empty/Got him on scan/Got him on 90 degree scan/Got him on 30 degree scan/Can't quite get him on 15 degree/Gonna check that other belt/Just went into to warp/Halfway there/Coming out of warp...
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lawl, just lawl :)
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Zankoku Tenshi
Amarr Black Dragon Crime Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:13:00 -
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BRB Man The "Be Right Back / Bath Room Break" guy. Says he'll be right back, and apparently it's for a bio break. Because the bathroom is apparently near his computer and he leaves the door open, so the mike picks up the sounds of him using the toilet and/or flushing.
The couple A duo of players who are playing in the same house, don't use push to talk, and have side conversations with each other the whole time they're on ("no honey, click there" ... "Wow, look at this on my screen!" ... "Your dog is barking, go let it outside"). Bonus points if their computers are in different rooms, so one will scream comments to the other, which is a joy over TS.
Woofy Usually the same household that produced The Couple from above. The man or woman goes afk but leaves themselves logged in and on voice activated. Then their dog keeps barking over TS/Vent, and the rest of us are left going "good boy!" or "bad dog!" try and calm it down, praying the speakers were left on.
Quote: Thou Shalt "Pew Pew" -- Goumindong
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:17:00 -
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Lucifer Fellblade
Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:21:00 -
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Should I be worried that almost all of these descriptions fit to one member of my corp?
:S ------
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:23:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 18:21:41
Quote: The More isk than Lassie Can Jump Over Guy
Wish the hell I knew a guy like that. I lost 2 drakes to D2? and friends lately, but then a lot of people do.
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Allantia
FW Inc Kith of Venal
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:24:00 -
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Mr. Fumbles
He does not use PTT, but he does use a desktop mic... and he doesn't keep it close enough to talk into normally. Any comment by him is announced by 5-10 seconds of clinking and rattling as he picks up his mic and struggles to get it within talking range of his mouth.
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sugark
Blackguard Brigade
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Posted - 2007.01.24 18:25:00 -
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The elaborate man
Where others say "I can tackle" he will tell you in detail that he has points and a web and can go and warp in on targets to pin them down so they don¦t get away.
The please-talk-dirty-to-me man
Once in a while you get a voice on TS that is so hot that you just want the owner to say whatever they want to say as long as they keep talking. Rare breed but does happen.
Thank you Annya Avishnaya for my awesome sig! <3 |
Gerome Doutrande
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.01.24 19:05:00 -
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We should not forget about the mighty people that have special privileges on voice servers. These also create special breeds of people such as
The Nick **** (or national socialist)
So you join this alliance voice server, and you even added your corp ticker in front of your nickname with a nice connecting "-" dash. Nice eh? Not nice enough for our friend, because THERE MUST BE A "|" DASH (will you people never learn). Our friendly nick rule guardian will let you know that this is ABSOLUTELY NOT ACCEPTABLE (usually during alliance military ops), and then kick you from the server a couple of times just to make sure you get the point. Until you get it right, goddammit. Moron.
Some incarnations of this fine species prefer to educate you in public to show that at least they know and care about such really important issues, but often they turn out to also be fine examples of a
Sir Drag-a-lot He really really thinks that you two have something to talk about in private. Fortunately for you he knows a great trick so you two can speak openly, and he uses it - constantly. Sir Drag-a-lots are very dangerous, because it is very hard to get rid of them (yes because of the dragging). Fortunately for us, there are clear indicators of who the local server's Drag-a-lots are. Scroll through the channel list: See a "Draggie's Den", a "Draggie's Lair", or even a "Drag-a-lot comms"? If you do, close your voice software immediately. And run.
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SidViciousSG
Sturmgrenadier Inc R i s e
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Posted - 2007.01.24 19:13:00 -
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Turbine
Turbine most likely have a computer case made from a souped-up vacuum cleaner sitting just a few inches from his mic. Thankfully, he uses PTT but his voice will usually get drowned by his multiple roaring fans no matter how loud he is talking, as an added benefit, that static-like "background" noise will also drown out anything else being said or shouted in the channel. Obviously, it is nigh impossible for him to clearly hear what is being said on comms, he'll keep you repeating over and over and over...
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Blind Man
Kemono.
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Posted - 2007.01.24 19:20:00 -
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best thread ever, so much truth
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Buxaroo
Constructive Influence
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Posted - 2007.01.24 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo
The Talks Too Damn Much Man This man keeps up an incessant stream of conversation with everyone or no one. He likes commenting on politics, religion, and anything else that people should avoid in a multinational voice chat. Valuable information is rarely, if ever, passed on and the topics in use are usually boring as sh*t. This man will likely be dead before 40 due to lack of oxygen.
Stop making fun of me
Originally by: Soporo
The Drunkard This man is perpetually drunk or stoned and kindly ensures that everyone knows by just how much. His favorite topics are about various brain cell killing chemicals that he snorts, shoots, smokes, eats or imbibes. This man is sometimes vastly amusing. This man is sometimes extraordinarily dangerous and aggravating to his friends. This man doesnt use PTT unless he notices the cops beating on his door.
OMFG, you just described my friend Exxoduss.
BTW, this has got to be one of the funniest threads ever. I will make sure everyone on TS reads this thread, especially the culprits you jsut described.
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Stede Bonnet
Minmatar Shadows of the Dead Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 19:27:00 -
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The I AM EVERYONE MAN The pilot who never uses his name, says warp to me, I need that, ect but NEVER EVER EVER tells you who he is. And then complains when nothing he asks for gets done... Listen buddy, we dont know who the hell ME is ok? Say your damn name!
_______________________________________________ Da time be now, Rise up me enslaved brethren. Rise up and fight, Ye darks time is numbered.
SEEEEYYYLLLLAAAAAA! |
Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.24 20:49:00 -
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Originally by: MIGHTYDWC
The American Idol WannaBe Guy If he's your FC (GOD help us all), he relays his orders with a musical overtone. If he's not the FC, he likes to "hash" out his favorite song (which you can hear very loudly in the background), often displaying a severe case of Chronic Lyricosus (the substitusion of the actual words of a song for his own) followed by "Come on guys FEEL THE MUSIC".
Ahem...
Captain Oblivious
Not quite the antithesis of Captain Obvious. This voice comms user will jump into a channel where there is a very tense situation (usually combat of some flavor) going on, and there are people constantly relaying intel, calling targets, etc. Captain Oblivious, however, wishes to know what is going on, and will ask, loudly and repeatedly, in order to find out. Dramatization follows:
FC: Seleene primary, Crovan secondary, Waagaa tertiary Fleet Membet 1: 2 points on Crovan FM2: Waagaa's jamming. FC: Ok, primary Waagaa, secondary Crovan, Tertiary Seleene. Captain Oblivious (having been in channel 30 seconds): HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?! CAN I HELP?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
The Echo
This one is particularly bad when in conjunction with any other trait. May or may not be I have speakers Man or may just have a Realtek audio card and no USB headset. If he talks within 30 seconds of anyone else talking, you will hear what that person said as well as what he is saying. Two of these results in a particular headache as everyone gets a triple-dose of a message, and three or more cause a permanent echo loop that registers on the Richter Scale.
Originally by: Seleene
Client - "You smash them." MC - "Ooooh! Good! Like to smash!"
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SirDeadalot
British Space Corporation
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Posted - 2007.01.24 20:57:00 -
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There's one category I've not heard mentioned yet, into which I normally fall:
Not Allowed to Talk Man
This guy may be quite sensible, or may fall into any of the aforementioned categories, but you'll never know, as all he'll say is 'Can't talk, wife/children asleep' before shutting up for the rest of the night. These types really need a soundproofed room, or a bigger house. ------------------------------------------
Orsini Mining Platform Refugee |
LUGAL MOP'N'GLO
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:02:00 -
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I'm the...
Has voice activation and chews ice guy This guy doesn't care about anyone but himself and refuses to hit a button to commence voice comms. Gang members often pee their pants because they think someone just let off a smartbomb.
Oh, and for the record, I actually 'had' to switch to a key-push because I'm now using vent and ts at the same time. Key activation FTL! I'm sure my buds love it though ~~~~~~~~~ Caldari. It's so easy a Minmatar could do it. |
Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:02:00 -
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Lets his girlfriend talk on comms while he is playing Man
Quite a mouthful, but can very annoying. This guy, presumably in some effort to prove to his friends that he really managed to attract a female, lets her talk on voice comms at every available opportunity. Should be noted that this comms user is not always a problem, but often this man's girlfriend will decry the rest of the comms channel as losers or will berate them for stealing her man away to play an internet spaceship game.
Originally by: Seleene
Client - "You smash them." MC - "Ooooh! Good! Like to smash!"
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Billy Sastard
Amarr Zephyr Enterprises Inc. Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Crovan Lets his girlfriend talk on comms while he is playing Man
Quite a mouthful, but can very annoying. This guy, presumably in some effort to prove to his friends that he really managed to attract a female, lets her talk on voice comms at every available opportunity. Should be noted that this comms user is not always a problem, but often this man's girlfriend will decry the rest of the comms channel as losers or will berate them for stealing her man away to play an internet spaceship game.
LOL, I don't know how many times I have come back from using the can or grabbing a drink to find my wife with the headset on. She doesn't talk, just likes to listen however. She says that some of the guys have funny accents that she likes to listen to..... -=^=-
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Timmy Bettenson
Caldari Total Mayhem. Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:12:00 -
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this thread wins the best of the year so far award
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Scarlet Winds
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:18:00 -
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Originally by: Inen THE GIRL Rumored to exist, have yet to encouter one. Legend says her voice is better than her looks. If you are a sailor, you may also know them as sirens.
To expand on your girls on voice comms a bit:
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
This girl is a good sport about most occurrances on vent, including the sexual innuendos that are inevitably offered on a pretty much daily basis. She probably has brothers or male best friends, enabling her to take vent/TS comms with a grain of salt. Is not easily freaked or weirded out. When she enters vent/TS, her channel immediately becomes the place to be. She was likely introduced to EVE by a real life friend. This friend will be harassed incessantly for information about her appearance/personal details/etc and attempts will be made to bribe him for photos.
The JIM ASKED ME TO...
This is the wife/girlfriend of a player who for whatever reason has asked her to change skills/mine/run missions/whatever for him. Instead of giving her any hint of how to accomplish her task, he just tells her to log onto vent/TS and ask his corp mates. What follows is an incessant stream of "How do I...?" and the accompanying responses which inevitably prevent any sort of corp/alliance event from functioning. Out of respect for the corp member, however, the guys will most likely be nice to her.
THE TRIES TOO HARD
Lacking the natural talent for attracting male attention like The Girl Next Door, The Tries Too Hard will make overtly sexual references that while normally good for distraction, are quite obvious attemps at "look at me!". This girl is more concerned with using vent to promote herself as a female player than for fleet operations/scouting/anything productive. While obviously sometimes fun to have around, this girl can at times become an extreme annoyance. When such a situation occurs, male corp members may make less than kind statements, at which point The Tries Too Hard becomes The Ultrasensitive, likely logging off of vent/TS until convo'd and apologized to by at least 3 friends.
and my last contribution:
CENSORSHIP MAN
For whatever reason, this guy can't wear headphones, but has small children near where he is playing EVE. As a result, he will ask everyone [including Mr Potty-Mouth] to censor their language completely. While most people will not have a problem with this request, it may get a bit annoying, and Mr Potty-Mouth may simply ignore the request as, for him, it is an impossibility. This situation can sometimes lead to tensions between corp members and establishment of a Silent Channel to which Censorship Man may be banished, particularly when Mr Potty-Mouth is also The Drunkard and Loud As Sh*T Man.
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:39:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 21:36:30
Quote: This situation can sometimes lead to tensions between corp members and establishment of a Silent Channel to which Censorship Man may be banished, particularly when Mr Potty-Mouth is also The Drunkard and Loud As Sh*T Man.
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:55:00 -
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Two more
The "We're Waiting" Man He is also usually "The Shy Guy". He has PTT enabled and you hear the comms activate but nothing. He will get replies like "can't here you" but the mic isn't the problem he is just not speaking. This one is one of the harder to spot unless you use an overview program.
The Other Game Guy He sits in a game channel talking about that other game he plays. He doesn't need anyone to play said game but if you get two together it will become impossible to stop the dialog between them. This is particularly annoying when it isn't even a multi-player game!
-Why don't the NPC pilots have pods?- |
BlackMoon Thrawn
the Organ Grinder and Company Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.01.24 21:57:00 -
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falling down the stairs man
This guy uses voice activation and everytime someone asks him a question it sounds like he is falling down the stairs as a mad scramble for the mic ensues.
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Strel Samodelkin
Caldari Nationalist Party
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Posted - 2007.01.24 22:00:00 -
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Great thread! I got one:
The Suicidal Drama Queen
Will tell the whole channel about their issues and WAY too much detail about their personal life. Constantly threatening or suggesting suicide. Can be quickly dispatched with a "STFU we don't care, we're here to have fun, play, coordinate, not to listen to your b***s**t. Go get therapy, get the f*** off our channel!" Don't even sugarcoat it. Result: you'll never hear from them again!
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Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.01.24 22:16:00 -
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Edited by: Nicocat on 24/01/2007 22:13:49 We've only had one kind of female on the TS channel:
Canis Familiaris Whineus (yay for creatively creaming the censorship filter) This woman/girl/guy with squeaky voice exhibits the following:
-Whining. Lots of it, about God knows what at the time. Death? Whine. Skill training too long? Whine. Real life issues interfering with EVE? Double whine. Goes with point 3 REALLY well.
-Sensitivity. Don't you dare heckle this individual about how her Sader rolls over and goes belly-up versus anything scarier than a Badger. A torrent of angry retorts, crying, and/or leaving the TS channel and/or corp will follow. Not that the author of this particular block of text has ever done that to anyone, no sir.
-Nasal voice. I didn't know a microphone could fit within a nasal cavity, but lo and behold, some people just do the damndest things. While typically an acceptable facet of the human voice present in some people, this person takes it to the next level, especially when combined with the other points above and below, and double especially considering she talks constantly (see points 1 and 5).
-Poorness. While most female gamers can get money just from being cool, and others can get it the old-fashioned carebear-crushing way, this particular breed doesn't have squat, often relying on begging, whining (see point 1), or prodding her boyfriend (also likely to be on TS with her) for money and ships. This becomes very apparent, however, as a symptom of the signature characteristic of this voice comms dweller:
-Dependency. Some people just can't do much in EVE. Some people accept this and become miners, but not this one, oh no. A distinct emo vibe/inferiority complex comes from this one, particular whenever death rears its ugly head towards her, but even downtime is no escape from her. The TS is literally abuzz with her constant nagging, for isk, for ships, for a scout, for this and that, virtually anything at all. It's a wonder this breed of voice comms-enabled female can even function in reality, based on how she behaves in game. Coupled with the sheer amount of whining she can put out, as well as the "I have tomorrow's lunch worth of coins in my nose" voice, this can quickly lead to a myriad of problems, ranging from client-side muting to outright banning from the server.
(edited for WTFBolding) ----------------------------
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
WTB: Friggin' portrait |
Firane
Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.01.24 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Allantia Mr. Fumbles
He does not use PTT, but he does use a desktop mic... and he doesn't keep it close enough to talk into normally. Any comment by him is announced by 5-10 seconds of clinking and rattling as he picks up his mic and struggles to get it within talking range of his mouth.
We have a few of those haha.
What about:
Play by Play on Myself Man
Even if you are in a 100 on 100 fleet fight, he feels the need to tell everyone when he is called primary, when hee is being dampened/td'd/jammed/nossed/scrambled, when he is taking damage, when he might have to warp out, when he warps out, when he realizes he can't warp due to being scrambled, when he is in armor, when he is in structure, when he is down, when he has been podded, or any combination of the above.
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Terrak2
E.V.I.L
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Posted - 2007.01.24 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Twilight Moon and just for you:
The Voice Comms Fanboi
Seemingly never satisfied with whatever voice communications program he is on, this particular fellow will constantly berate the other voice comms users as to how his usually soft tones are being made to sound like a cat being strangled by the poor sound quality. Eventually you might give in and switch to the voice comm program he reccommends just to get him to shut up, but really, don't bother, he'll never be satisfied, and will generally instead end up whining about something else, such as lack of features.
In short, ban him from comms, and kick from corp asap.
Primary target is crhsshkrraax, ali-asdhx to hefa****am. There are shfixin eckx targets incwarshming.
I rest my case.
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy workin' at Starbucks.
E.V.I.L Corp Recruiting |
Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.24 23:18:00 -
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I keep remembering more...
Among other things, I am the
Will Mute Anyone At Will Man
This man will swiftly Mute any and everyone who shows the slightest sign of any of the afformentioned Com afflictions. He rarely tells anyone he is doing this, which sometimes causes confusion and irritation. He Mutes these irritants so much, half his channel cannot be heard, so he often "walks over" (talks over) others conversations. This behavior occasionally results in the Mute Anyone At Will Man transforming into the Oblivious Man, as his recieved information is now drastically reduced. |
Ikvar
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 00:08:00 -
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Originally by: MIGHTYDWC
The More isk than Lassie Can Jump Over Guy After hearing that someone just lost their ship on an ops, this guy is more than happy to proclaim " If...if he lost his ship I'll....I'll buy him another. I got a ****load of isk, I'll replace anyone's ship"
This is me except I'm a bastard and even though I have more ISK than jesus I won't buy anybody anything
Originally by: Rekindle I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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Nicholas Barker
Caldari Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.01.25 00:14:00 -
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The loner
weither the FC is talking or not, he'll promptly scream "CAN I HAVE AN INVITE" the moment he warps to a gate with a fight happening. -------------------------------------
LAUNCH THAT SUCKER YEAH! |
mazzilliu
Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.01.25 00:15:00 -
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The Baroti
those who know, need no explanation. those who don't, are better off not knowing
GIVE ME BACK MY EXCLAMATION MARK PORTRAIT :( :( :( :( :( :( |
JabJabVVV
Total Mayhem. Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.25 00:28:00 -
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The Victim
Usually a fairly competent player who is well liked within the corp but for some reason seems to attract near constant mockery. This mocking is often down to one solo act of n00bery of epic proportions that the player will not be allowed to forget in a hurry. ----------- When I was a n00b, I spake as a n00b, I understood as a n00b, I thought as a n00b: but when I became pr0, I put away n00bish things. |
Attak
Trioptimum FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.25 01:13:00 -
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The Hostile Takeover Man
Be it gangs, fleets or mining ops, this guy will sit silently in the background and give little to no input. That is, until something happens that he doesn't agree with. At that point he will announce on comms (usually immitating loud as sh*t man) that this is the way the op should be going, and he is now in charge. He will then spend several minutes doing a rant/frustrated chain of commands. A common phenomenon is for no one to listen to him, and for him to quit and sulk in another channel.
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Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 01:23:00 -
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Edited by: Crovan on 25/01/2007 01:20:13 "Check, Check"
This guy is often also The Clueless Scout, and his intel is the most important thing in the world. He will often shout, "Check! Check!" or "INTEL!" followed by a report of the Pyrite price fluctuations in Rens. Often becomes the victim of Boy Who Cried Wolf syndrome as people eventually just tune him out. Likely an elementary school teacher, "Check, Check" must have everyone's undivided attention before giving his gem of intelligence data. Is sometimes also Impenetrable Accent Man.
Edit: Sometimes also says, "Permission to ask a question?"
Originally by: Seleene
Client - "You smash them." MC - "Ooooh! Good! Like to smash!"
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.25 01:43:00 -
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Quote: "South Central"
Naw, that guys got it made, at least the Cops are around. It's when you hear "YEEEEHAAWWWW! *blam blam blam* every 14 seconds (my backyard) and the only cop nearby is the one helped float the keg, and is currently puking in the bushes. |
Ben Derindar
KelBen Productions
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Posted - 2007.01.25 02:09:00 -
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Edited by: Ben Derindar on 25/01/2007 02:11:29 The Literal Leet Speaker
LLS, in addition to almost any combination of other traits listed, also has a tendency to actually speak in leet. Sometimes this can be in the form of spoken abbreviations e.g. "I see-bee-eff flying all the way out there", though in more extreme cases, this can actually extend to the full pronunciation of abbreviations as literal words, such as "oh my god, that was so lole".
Usually derided for the habit by his teammates, LLS will typically defend his style of speech with further responses such as "Roffle, sif not speaking leet. L'mayo at you tee-bee-aitch."
edit: grammar (oh the irony)
/Ben
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MIGHTYDWC
Gallente Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 03:25:00 -
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While having a laugh about this thread on TS tonight, I came up with some more TS personalities.
The Spy This guy is a guy you might have flown with a million times, and killed many a pod together with. The whole while though you would never suspect he's mapping your TS to your enemy so they can hear everything. Beware though. This guy might burst into a Village People moment and rampage into your fleet op channel singing "IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A ...." (the above is from personal experiance. regardless of the time it happend, I can only sit back and laugh about it now)
The Journalist During the occasional minning, fleet, or just general "shooting the bull" op, this guy will take full advantage of his 4 gagillion gig HD to record those who might not be at their best, due to any number of reasons, good wine being one, and then either a) play said recordings back to entertain everyone the next day or b) post on EVE-O for everyone to enjoy
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Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 03:31:00 -
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Tasha's Hideous Laughter
This comms dweller is hard to ferret out, as most of the time he is a normal, conscienscious comms user, but God help you if you start having a joke contest or post amusing pictures of kittens, because this guy will act as if he had a second level D&D spell cast on him and laugh until you think he is going to choke on his own tongue. Remember, it is NOT funny to provoke Tasha's Hideous Laughter into one of his fits. It's dangerous, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Originally by: Seleene
Client - "You smash them." MC - "Ooooh! Good! Like to smash!"
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sartorii
Genco Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.25 04:20:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Skraeling Shortbus
Originally by: Apocryphai The Impenetrable Accent Man Has an accent so extreme that nobody, from anywhere, can understand a word he says. Applies to anyone from any country except your own of course.
combine that with drunk and hilarity ensues.
IAC experience thus far indicates that once the gang is drunk enough, everyone speaks the same language..
To Bad Ignorance isnt Painful |
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Crimzon
Gallente Rampage Eternal Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.01.25 05:20:00 -
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The Habitual Liar
It doesn't matter what you have done in eve, or in rl this person has done it too. Even if you tell them you've flown a titan they'll make up some story about how they used to have one. Often suffering from an inferiority complex they are better than you in every way, know everything about the game, and reply to whatever you say with "yea me too".
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Cammulos
Magnetar Ltd
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Posted - 2007.01.25 06:44:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Soporo Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 10:10:53
The Drunkard This man is perpetually drunk or stoned and kindly ensures that everyone knows by just how much. His favorite topics are about various brain cell killing chemicals that he snorts, shoots, smokes, eats or imbibes. This man is sometimes vastly amusing. This man is sometimes extraordinarily dangerous and aggravating to his friends. This man doesnt use PTT unless he notices the cops beating on his door.
Have we been on comms before?
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Scav Silver
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Posted - 2007.01.25 07:40:00 -
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I've usin' comms since RW, I've seen 'em all..
Mr. Casual PVP His topics about purple cheese are more important than the current called target..
Mr. Casual Commander Scout: "Where shall I go??" Commander: "Ninish.."
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Hennry Fromer
Gallente TRSG Research
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Posted - 2007.01.25 08:14:00 -
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Originally by: Cabadrin The Clueless Scout
-Insists on reporting every little thing that shows up, even if it's a fly on his monitor. -Can't tell the difference between a shuttle a battleship. -"Hey guys some guys just showed up somewhere." -Either gently told he sucks, or is forcefully moved to another channel to talk to him/herself.
Lord help you when he has a cold - There are hundreds of them, now they have formed into the biggest blob I have ever seen.
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Arvald
Caldari APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.01.25 09:47:00 -
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man thats prety funny because its true =-=-=-=-==-==-==-=-=-===-=-=-=-=====-=-==-=-you killed my men, wrecked my land, and you ruind our lives, im in command and youll die by my hand forever your condemed, in flames youll burn |
Arvald
Caldari APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.01.25 09:54:00 -
[96]
THE MUSIC MAN plays music very loud in te backround during ops and makes it so no one can hear what he is saying and makes everyone repeat what they said unfortunately ive done this on more than one ocasion =-=-=-=-==-==-==-=-=-===-=-=-=-=====-=-==-=-you killed my men, wrecked my land, and you ruind our lives, im in command and youll die by my hand forever your condemed, in flames youll burn |
Arvald
Caldari APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.01.25 10:12:00 -
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QUOTE Kweel "Mister Smartdumb Don't be fooled by his name. This one is maybe a spy who tries to act like a dumb guy. Have some strange moments of pure genious so you'll never know." oh great you just had to go and tell everyone =-=-=-=-==-==-==-=-=-===-=-=-=-=====-=-==-=-you killed my men, wrecked my land, and you ruind our lives, im in command and youll die by my hand forever your condemed, in flames youll burn |
DarkFenix
Caldari Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.25 11:18:00 -
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Edited by: DarkFenix on 25/01/2007 11:18:54 The Buyer Three year old character, but acting like a clueless newbie? That's the buyer, he got that character yesterday under the influence of his massive inferiority complex. His character has more skill points than yours now, and he knows about 3000 different tactics and setups from browsing various forums. This obviously makes him a much better Eve player than you, and everyone else playing the game for that matter. Frequently coincides with The Knowitall.
And here's one mentioned earlier that deserves a description.
The Homophobe The homophobe hates g**s, and his every negative comment involves screaming about how g** something is. In fact, he almost seems unnaturally obsessed with homosexuality. Fun pastimes around the homophobe include: Pretending you are g**, and openly so (in fact, hit on him for a laugh and generally act very stereotypically g**). Talking to him with the open assumption that he is g** and having difficulty coming out of the closet (talk down to him, about how you understand the difficulties he is having). Simply talking about stereotypically g** subject matter (brilliant for making them squirm).
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Yarod Cool
Team JAVELIN The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2007.01.25 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: infraX The Washing Machine Man This guy seems to live inside a giant washing machine as all sorts of knocks and bangs eminate from his atmosphere. He seems to have no way to make it all stop and doesn't mind if he sounds like a cross between someong slurping down a Mcdonalds Milkshake and your Grandma's rusty old boiler.
That was me in my last apartment
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Mike Yagon
Minmatar The Nest Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.25 12:44:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Soporo Edited by: Soporo on 24/01/2007 10:10:53
The Drunkard This man is perpetually drunk or stoned and kindly ensures that everyone knows by just how much. His favorite topics are about various brain cell killing chemicals that he snorts, shoots, smokes, eats or imbibes. This man is sometimes vastly amusing. This man is sometimes extraordinarily dangerous and aggravating to his friends. This man doesnt use PTT unless he notices the cops beating on his door.
Wait, you mean that this isn't normal vent behaviour..?
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Static Ga'lraith
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 12:47:00 -
[101]
Originally by: mazzilliu The Baroti
those who know, need no explanation. those who don't, are better off not knowing
Omg yes. ----------------
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schurem
Silver Snake Enterprise Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.25 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: schurem on 25/01/2007 17:00:12 They aren't all as negative, or bad as the examples we've seen so far. I give you:
extremely competent commander man
This guy speaks in a cool and collected, almost accentless voice in exactly the right volume. He gives conscise, clear orders, keeps the channel quiet when things are hot, and lets the bs flow when things are cool. He can turn the fleet on a dime, react to changing circumstances and keep the entire fleet informed. Lag, winning or losing, it all doesn't affect him in the least as he keeps a cool head at all times. If only there were more of him... However, I still think EvE needs more and better tactical warning sounds.
<<<< No Boundaries, No Fences, Fly Free Or Die Trying >>>>
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Amira Silvermist
Yazata Spenta Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.01.25 18:25:00 -
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The Thunder God Has out of some reason a booming voice that makes the rave club downtown grow pale in comparison. Makes you worry about your speakers and/or the neighbors sleep. Very difficult to understand.
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Crovan
Eternity INC. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.25 18:36:00 -
[104]
EVE has sound?
Originally by: Seleene
Client - "You smash them." MC - "Ooooh! Good! Like to smash!"
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Amantus
Gallente Murientor Tribe Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.01.25 18:40:00 -
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Edited by: Amantus on 25/01/2007 18:36:43
Originally by: Alski The Shy Guy. Has a headset, and Never says a word, will sit listening intently while coming up with all manner of plans showing absolutely insane tactical genius, but at best only passing them on though gangchat, more likely just preferring to rant in corp chat about how the current plan has us all doomed. Will perhaps speak once in a blue moon when given scout duty, and then sink back into obscurity when someone asks ôwho the **** was that?ö (this is me btw
I am also that guy, only without the tactical genius ------------ Combat miner |
Harisdrop
Gallente ClanKillers Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:00:00 -
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Needs a translator Man
If you know my alliance you might understand. Where your in an OP and all are speaking English. Then the gate fires and local jumps 40 and all you hear the FC speak in is German. Needless to say your still in the safe spot and the FC in English asks why I was not in the fight. Not that this is bad but unexpected sometimes. New NPC NPC Market |
Amira Silvermist
Yazata Spenta Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: Harisdrop Needs a translator Man
...Then the gate fires and local jumps 40 and all you hear the FC speak in is German.
You could ask him if he could at least speak like in the old war movies.
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Plutoinum
German Cyberdome Corp Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:30:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Noluck Ned
This breed can be more common than people tend to think. Best used as a scout somewhere far far down the pipe, provided he actually heads in the direction you send him.
Hrhr, remember that one. Something like: Scout: 'The way to <XXX> is clear. No hostiles on the way' FC: 'Good to know, but we are not going there. Our destination is <YYY>'
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Originally by: Patch86 Combat in EVE is non-consensual. Unlike most games, EVE, by design, forces you to be ready for violence everywhere-even hi-sec space.
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Alowishus
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.25 19:58:00 -
[109]
Edited by: Alowishus on 25/01/2007 19:57:14
Token Girl Catch Phrases: "Hiiiii guuuuys, hooooow's everyone doing?" "Heeeey sweeeeetie, are you mining now?" Calls everyone sweetie and is really nice to everyone, so much so that she attracts:
Disfunctional Stalker Man Catch Phrases: "Yay, Token Girl just came on!!! Hi Token Girl!!!1!!111" "You can activate my turret any day! Hehehehahahahohe. Ha." Completely enamored with the Token Girl. Follows her around from channel to channel, acting as if either he's never spoken to a girl before or he actually thinks there's something going on between him and her. Usually trying to create sexual tension, probably invainly because the token girl doesn't notice or acknowledge it. Usually so stupid and pathetic that you can't decide if you want to buy him a hooker or crush his skull.
Originally by: Origin Prior You were gate camping, how lame can you get.
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Trauts
Resurrection R i s e
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Posted - 2007.01.25 20:33:00 -
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Sadao
Delictum 23216
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Posted - 2007.01.25 23:03:00 -
[111]
Originally by: schurem
extremely competent commander man
I thought I was the only person to have met Scagga Laebetrovo
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Apoctasy
SOTI Inc. Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.01.26 02:00:00 -
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Edited by: Apoctasy on 26/01/2007 01:56:57 Dial Up Internet Man Doesn't really have dial up, but seems like it due to every words he says coming to his corp mates five seconds after he says it, and vice versa. You can say something, then move onto a different subject, and suddenly he would reply to something you said a while ago and completly forgot about...
"What Mom?" Uses push to talk, but gets used to using it everytime he says something until he gets to the point where his mom calls him from upstairs and he yells into TS or vent "WHAT MOM!? IM BUSY!"
Mr. Clueless Never seems to know what is going on and/or isn't paying attention. After the fleet is in the middle of a battle he yells, obnoxiously, "Where were we again?"
Mr. AFK This guy would just sit in the idle channel not doing anything and apparently never logging off...
The Phantom In the middle of a battle or other event, some guy would suddenly say "Im Back guys" leaving others wondering where he went in the first place. This is usually followed by the same guy inconspicously going afk at random times, leaving his corp mates talking to apparent thin air, where the guy would eventually announce his return again. |
Na'tel Treel
Gallente Sanguine Legion
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Posted - 2007.01.26 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Scarlet Winds
Originally by: Inen THE GIRL Rumored to exist, have yet to encouter one. Legend says her voice is better than her looks. If you are a sailor, you may also know them as sirens.
To expand on your girls on voice comms a bit:
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
The JIM ASKED ME TO...
THE TRIES TOO HARD
I'd take any of those, most ts channels are too much of a sausage fest.
My own contribution however:
Dissociative Identity Disorder Person(to be pc, otherwise known as Multiple Personalities) You speak to them day in and out. You go out and accomplish very specific tasks with them. You talk with them a day later, and they don't even know who you are, will ask what's going on, won't remember what you and them had been doing the previous day, and you need to explain everything over again to get them back up to speed. And then you have to do the exact same thing the next day, because they forget everything again.
How this person was even able to play eve, I have no idea.
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Beryllium
Entropy's Messengers
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Posted - 2007.01.26 06:48:00 -
[114]
Originally by: JabJabVVV The Victim
Usually a fairly competent player who is well liked within the corp but for some reason seems to attract near constant mockery. This mocking is often down to one solo act of n00bery of epic proportions that the player will not be allowed to forget in a hurry.
I was thinking through this WHOLE thread that none of these fit me until I read this one...
I accidently scrambled a can instead of the pod of the guy we just killed, and after the notice popped up, I've been getting crap for it ever since. :(
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Vodka Neat
Vendetta Underground Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.01.26 09:11:00 -
[115]
Originally by: MIGHTYDWC
The Journalist During the occasional minning, fleet, or just general "shooting the bull" op, this guy will take full advantage of his 4 gagillion gig HD to record those who might not be at their best, due to any number of reasons, good wine being one, and then either a) play said recordings back to entertain everyone the next day or b) post on EVE-O for everyone to enjoy
Or better yet as one "Journalist" did for us is make a sound board of "The Victim". What was great is you play the recordings back into the channel and then tell the victim to shut up causing him to state he didn't say anything then others (not in the know) jump in telling him to stop yapping.
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Soporo
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Posted - 2007.01.26 09:32:00 -
[116]
Thanks for all the replies, see ya on a Coms channel soon. |
Ebedar
Gallente Primary Intelligence
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Posted - 2007.01.26 11:34:00 -
[117]
Repeato, Lord of the Insatiable Question
This is the guy who asks a question, gets a reply and then - due to being drunk, high, distracted or ignorant - asks the same question again. Repeatedly. Usually at the most inopportune time ("so where are we heading to?"; "who are you fighting?").
May also become very defensive when someone finally blows their lid and tells him how annoying he is being ("well I didn't hear you, it's not my fault...") ~
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madaluap
Gallente Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.01.26 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Allantia Edited by: Allantia on 24/01/2007 18:03:49 The God of Details
Feels the need to relay every single minute action he takes over Vent. Easily identified by strings of conversation such as: I just jumped in/warping to top belt/I'm in warp now/Coming out of warp/Top belt empty/Got him on scan/Got him on 90 degree scan/Got him on 30 degree scan/Can't quite get him on 15 degree/Gonna check that other belt/Just went into to warp/Halfway there/Coming out of warp.... Tends to dominate any channel he's on with his constant commentary on his own actions. May incite homocidal desires in corp/alliance mates if hybridized with Loud as Sh-t Man or Reverb Man.
Darn, i do that a lot 30 angle, 15 angle...got him warping now, warp to me when i say so. Dont think that many people mind it. Atleast the corpmates know im not eating of of my nose. I allways find it anoying when people scout to scan a guy and you hear silence for 5 minutes and keep wondering "aaaand??".
The coming out of warp is something i only say when corpmates are shouting they need help fast.
This is a funny thread though _________________________________________________ Breetime
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Jon Hawkes
ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.26 14:29:00 -
[119]
Best thread in some months!
So, is it considered bad form to have Johnny Cash on the hifi in the background while acting as the gang's forward scout....?
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Adge
Free Traders Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.26 16:06:00 -
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Edited by: Adge on 26/01/2007 16:06:53 Doesn't Really Get Push To Talk Man - You don't often hear from this guy, because the brilliant command/timely intel/funny joke he just said was spoken into a dead mic. Often confused with Shy Guy, The Silent Commander, Broken Mic Man, The Anti-Social, The "We're Waiting" Man, or Dial Up Internet Man.
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MassonA
Caldari coracao ardente
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Posted - 2007.01.26 17:15:00 -
[121]
Voice of Mass Destruction
This guys voice just decimates EVERYTHING being said. Good for calling targets, and pretty much nothing else. ___________________________
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Shyalud
Chosen Path Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.26 17:30:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Sokratesz Edited by: Sokratesz on 24/01/2007 12:05:27 Oh, the chronicles of TS. I love it.
The type i most hate (and have been myself in my early days) is the one that goes..
> Hostiles!! < Where? > Oh ****!! < Whats going on? > **** man im being killed < Where? > Someone help!!! < Dude where are you ...silence... 10 secs later: > Goddamn i just got killed
You forgot the "Why didn't you *****s come help me??!!1111!!!!!!" at the end
Originally by: Jules The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
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Splagada
Minmatar Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2007.01.26 20:57:00 -
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Edited by: Splagada on 26/01/2007 20:54:40 lmao brilliant thread sop
The Zombie
he's on channel since its creation, never speaks a word. listens apparently as his ship follows the orders
one day, in 1742, he replied to a question, and the voice blew up the channel (mix of infrabass voice with speakers and larsen)
since then, noone asks him ------
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Asimov Andies
Gallente Red Blade Industries United Corporations of Eve
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Posted - 2007.01.27 02:04:00 -
[124]
Guy Who Eats Everything In Sight. This guy eats everything in sight. It is aparent for 2 reasons. 1) he always says he is hungry followed by the sound of someone chewing. 2) Sometimes it sounds like he is eating his mic, followed a sharp ***** of static then silence. The guy then states that he needs a new mic in gang chat.
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TheDevilsJury
principle of motion Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.27 04:54:00 -
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The Crazy Killer
Typically separated from the gang,
him: "2 hostiles in system. Scorpion, Megathron" someone else: "so are you ok?" him: "Yeah, I'll be fine. I'll be there in 5 minutes" ... 30 seconds later him: "Ok, Mega down" us: "What? You're engaged?" ... silence us: "Say something!" him: "I'll be with you guys soon, looting." us: "You killed them both? What are you in?" him: "Drake. Oh, three more just jumped in." etc.
^^^^ You can hide, but you can't run. ^^^^ |
Richard Masterson
FW Inc Kith of Venal
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Posted - 2007.01.27 13:34:00 -
[126]
Uses PTT For Every Conversation
Whether it be a phone conversation, telling the pizza guy "just a sec!", or yelling at the damn kids on the lawn, UPFEC has forgotten that he does not need to key-in every time he opens his mouth.
Forget-Me-Not
Forget-Me-Not arrived a little to late in game and on VoIP, but that's not stopping him from grabbing something fast and trying to catch up. He has to ask constantly where the gang is, and update them on his progress, even if it is apparent that he will not catch up until downtime.
Push-To-Laugh
Even though we all know what is funny and what is not, PTL makes sure that everyone knows that he is laughing. Distantly related to UPFEC.
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Chantal Vercleven
Pionierbrigade 40
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Posted - 2007.02.03 01:38:00 -
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Originally by: TheDevilsJury The Crazy Killer
Typically separated from the gang,
him: "2 hostiles in system. Scorpion, Megathron" someone else: "so are you ok?" him: "Yeah, I'll be fine. I'll be there in 5 minutes" ... 30 seconds later him: "Ok, Mega down" us: "What? You're engaged?" ... silence us: "Say something!" him: "I'll be with you guys soon, looting." us: "You killed them both? What are you in?" him: "Drake. Oh, three more just jumped in." etc.
lololol, very much related to the Mining Gang Guys
You see them jumping in their barges and haulers, movin to CAREBARE ONE channel, lots of chatter there...you dont mind since everyone talks a lot of bs while mining.
30min later they re back..
u: well that was fast, the rocks werent biting i presume? MGG: naa...XYZ lost his IteronV to some hacs and recons u: aww cr ap, anyone got podded? MGG: yeah, n we got nice faction loot u: OMGWTF
And something that I really here: the cheap cruiser gang commander First there was boredom. Then there was the idea to get some ganks. A Gang of disposable cruiser was formed. Accidently the guy with the least experience was made GC. After feelin a bit insecure for the first 3425236 Jumps (Things like this only happen, when you dont meet any hostile for hours), our new GC gets courageous...and then bored again, since nothin red shows up. The other ppl convince him to jump into $CAMPED-SYSTEM, although he still is doubtfull of the the quality of that idea. One jump later, he is suddenly in command of a gang of eggs. Everyone laughs his ass off exept him, since his first command went to disaster...
It takes hours to convince him take gang command again
This Space for rent. Evemail if interested. |
Evanda Char
Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:04:00 -
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Satan
There is some freakish interference on this guy's mike that makes his voice sound deeper than Peter Stark on testosterone supplements, and slightly slowed down, coupled with a cacophony of noise in the background that occassionally sounds like screaming.
Is usually not allowed on late-night ops.
-Eva-
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