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Major dork
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:48:00 -
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When you referr to your wife / husband as your "alt char" and your kids as your "clones"
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Elithiomel
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:04:00 -
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41) When you try and change the viewpoint on screenshots.
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Engineers motto; If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyway. |
threeD
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:24:00 -
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42. When you start to say 'lol' instead of actually laughing...
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:34:00 -
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43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:35:00 -
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43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
hehe, err....
*looks at floor*
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:36:00 -
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43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
hehe, err....
*looks at floor*
what she said 
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Karmic
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Posted - 2003.12.11 15:09:00 -
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43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
hehe, err....
*looks at floor*
what she said
Guilty here as well 
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Godless
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Posted - 2003.12.11 15:27:00 -
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When you use one of the most powerful web farms/sql server setups in the world to fine tune your corps website (use production, less chance someone will find it and change filenames from corpxxxx to financexxxx and database tables from corp.xxxx to sys.xxxx), and spend more time doing that than your real project management job.
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.12.11 15:44:00 -
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Edited by: Gan Ning on 11/12/2003 15:44:56
44. When you load things into your car and say you're running out of grid.
45. When you say 'Warp Drive Active' after the lights go green.
46. When you say 'Docking Accepted' after parking in your garage.
47. When someone makes a joke and you say 'LOL'
48. When you open you glove compartment and expect to see lots of little drones
49. When you get tired and comment you're running out of cap.
50. When you try to mine a piece of rock with a torch.
51. When you start looking in bins for loot.
52. When you step out a elevator and expect to be ganked.
53. When you stick things to your face pretending their implants
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.11 16:17:00 -
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54. When you start refitting eve-related words to old songs and poems... er... yeah.
55. When you refer to attaching something as "refitting," anything's setup as a "loadout," or wanton destruction or overwhelming odds as "ganking."
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 16:25:00 -
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I use ganking all the time now in RL. People look at me strange. Sometimes they run.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.11 16:29:00 -
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and this is new how? 
/hides
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
StealthNet
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:33:00 -
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56. when you play eve for 6 months+ and you finally get an account for your son to play with you too.
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Lycanth
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:38:00 -
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57:when you go to the car dealer and ask him if he can give you a good deal on a tempest
dont even bother turning your mods on-it wont help. |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:39:00 -
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I use ganking all the time now in RL. People look at me strange. Sometimes they run.
I use it too, alot of eve vocabulary tbh, I blame Disco for encouraging me because he does it as well.
This is not a hijack
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Paniq
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:41:00 -
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58: when you read a thread like this one and laugh at the jokes, then think 'hey, that happened to me as well!'
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StealthNet
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:42:00 -
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Edited by: StealthNet on 11/12/2003 17:42:26
59. when you think your turbo is better than the MWDs to hit soon with castor 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:00:00 -
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I use ganking all the time now in RL. People look at me strange. Sometimes they run.
Ha I used gank before EVE.
I am teh uber pilot. :P
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Mynobe Soletae
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:05:00 -
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"1000 reasons you know you've been playing too much EVE."
... this gonna be like The Big Logon, only get 59 actual reasons?
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Riffix
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:52:00 -
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Edited by: Riffix on 11/12/2003 19:07:14
60) While out walking you see something interesting and momentarily forget you can't take a screenshot.
61) While driving on the highway you see a car you don't recognize and want to do a "show info" on it.
62) You're out late at night and see someone who looks suspicious and you wonder what their security rating is.
63) You see something way off in the distance and try to figure out how to do a "Look at."
64) You think one of your coworkers might be a Minmatar so you don't really trust them.
65) You wish you had a camera drone for your car.
66) You forget something, trip, think a strange thought, or exhibit some other strange behavior and wonder if there is a patch to fix that.
"Lead, follow, or get the #@$@#$ out of the way" |
Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:58:00 -
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"1000 reasons you know you've been playing too much EVE."
... this gonna be like The Big Logon, only get 59 actual reasons?
and what are the ones after the 59th reason??
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.11 19:03:00 -
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67. When u start reffering your boss at work as your Agent
Carebear|Me
Alts |
Atandros
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Posted - 2003.12.11 19:06:00 -
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(37) you have your favourite tunes extracted from stuff files to copy to a CD to listen to in the car ( the one with the scaffolding and torpedoes fitted)[/QUOTE]
Uh...I do that (well, minus the scaffolding & torpedoes, obviously). 
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sloop
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Posted - 2003.12.11 20:52:00 -
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you lie to ur parents that you have gone on holiday so they stop phoning u (erk well thats what i did)
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Chade Malloy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 21:06:00 -
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Edited by: Chade Malloy on 11/12/2003 21:11:22
68. When you reach a new town in your car, you search for the "scanner" button to find special locations
69. Right before you have a car accident, you frantically try to remember where you have stored your clone.
70. Same Situation as above, and you are not afraid of actually dying, because you know for sure you have bought this elite clone two days ago
71. You are old an toothless lying in your bed, your relatives standing around you, and your last words are: "DonŠt worry, i have invested all my money in a grade A+++ clone so you donŠt have to teach him talking, running, driving and all these other things again."
72. You try to merge your digi-cam with your Eye in order to get a perception - bonus.
73. You have a scientific discussion with a named physics expert and can let him stay speechless cause of your Science Level.
74. If you see a serpent on your way home, you smack it and wait for the bounty to appear in your wallet.
75. You try to enhance your laser-pointer with various lenses to shift its wavelenght into the gamma-spectrum
76. You make bad jokes about people in coffins like "these n00bs have been lucky to get away in their pods!"
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2003.12.11 21:20:00 -
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77. Most of your best friends are people you have never met.
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2003.12.11 21:24:00 -
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78. You blow up your car every 3 weeks.
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2003.12.11 22:23:00 -
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79. When u see a big pile off rocks and start mineing after bistot
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Brom
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Posted - 2003.12.11 22:50:00 -
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Edited by: Brom on 11/12/2003 22:51:14
80. When you think of buying 12 mil in skills for your second account's hauler twink as putting your kid through college.
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VOTM
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Posted - 2003.12.11 23:13:00 -
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The best ones from I-com
81.You ask your wife for a tritanium watch for christmas
82.a quafe and ice with your turkey and a side order of long limb roes
83.You grab eggs of your mum, through them to the ground and shout podded, hahahah I PODDED YOU!!!!!!
84.You wonder how long santa's sled would withstand the full force of you weapons
85.Whilst thinking what skills would be needed to fly said sled and how much cargo space it has for all those presents
86.You file a stuck petition when the lights go out
87.you ask if a mwd could be fitted to your ford, and attempt to contact the GM's when you crash claiming a CTD caused you to steer into the manure truck after Tomb hit it with a nerf bat
88.Learn to do something really well and then wonder if you need a new clone so you dont lose this talent
89.When you get a screen shot you click and drag to move it around for a better view
90.you cant pull into a gravel parking lot without stopping to look for the biggest rock
91.you dont walk dark alleys after dark for fear of running into pp's
92.You threaten to pod someone for being an arse in a AOL chatroom
93.When you tell your mechanic you want pirate looted named items installed in your car.
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"What do yo mean you don't have any F-392 Baker Nunn Targeting Scrambler's?!, Fine I want two
boreas coolant system's then! None of that Basic Tech Level 1 crap though."
94.when you have a four foot square printed map of the eve universe stuck above your pc at home
95.Ask how many jumps there are till the next station on a train
96.Threaten to podd a bystander for violating your lawn
97.Scream "EXPLOITER" when someone cuts you off in Traffic
98.Call a Bank teller a Pirate for charging you fees for bank access
99.Have a notepad in your hand 24/7 with "LOCAL" as the header
100.Check the Stockmarket for Prices on Megacyte and Zydrine
101.Walk into to an ESSO "Station" and try to set buy orders for Minerals
102.Tell the guy sitting next to you on the train you're really close to driving a battleship, you only need to kill a couple more people
103.Go Cruising in a car with "l337 Thorax" painted on the side for Gallente chicks
104.Talk about Amarrian House politics anywhere but your computer room
105.Right click looking for the properties of a file in wondows and get confused when you cant find show info (I did this one and boy did I feel like an idiot)
106.While getting arrested for punching an elderly man at a bus stop, you keep screaming carebear at the arresting officer
107.While on trial for the same crime you ask the judge to put away her nerf bat and just let you pwn the n00bs
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