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Zen Later
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Posted - 2003.12.10 23:35:00 -
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Lo all!
Well, in my time gaming I've seen some pretty hysterical lists of '...you know you've been playing too much...' and so I thought, why not start a list for Eve.
Feel free to contribute yours and hopefully we can compile them all into one big, laugh-like-a-school-girl list 
1. You wake up in the morning wondering if you should equip tachyons or mega beams for the drive to work.
2. You wonder how much ISK lunch will cost you
3. You wonder if you can get whatever you're looking to buy cheaper on trade channel
4. Before leaving the house you go to double check your clone
Anyways...not the best that'll come out of this but a few to get us rolling 
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2003.12.10 23:40:00 -
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5. Your life has been rescheduled around the training of new skills
___winterblink/warp_drive_active/eve_nature_vraie// |
Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 00:44:00 -
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6. You think of Tranquility as the real world and Chaos a game
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Capacitor research |
Jubedei
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Posted - 2003.12.11 00:54:00 -
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7. Your children are packed affectionately into small cargo crates. "Alright Billy, you're going to a special home with the Amarr now.. Jim'll take care of you... "
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chewy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 01:17:00 -
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8. When you've had enough of people making pointless posts like this thinking that it's something new... IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY!!!
OMG please lets not do this again!!!
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Veruna Caseti
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Posted - 2003.12.11 02:16:00 -
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Edited by: Veruna Caseti on 11/12/2003 02:17:46
chewy complained:
OMG please lets not do this again!!!
Nobody's forcing you to read this post or participate in it, yet you did both. The contents of this thread are obvious by the title. In the future, I suggest that if you are not interested in joining a particular thread for any reason then simply don't click on it. You will save yourself some time and save the rest of us the discomfort of reading your pamby whines you petulant monkey turd.
Veruna Caseti
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:18:00 -
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Edited by: TekRa on 11/12/2003 03:20:34
Edited by: TekRa on 11/12/2003 03:20:19
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...save the rest of us the discomfort of reading your pamby whines you petulant monkey turd.
omg, roflol! nice one. 
edit: 9: when you get out of bed in the morning and and the first thing you think goes along the lines of "got to get on quick to get those robotics traded!"
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
chewy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:20:00 -
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Edited by: chewy on 11/12/2003 03:21:25
so where is your number 10?
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:21:00 -
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Edited by: TekRa on 11/12/2003 03:22:00
damn you
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
Iam'ste
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:24:00 -
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10. your new car doesnt look quite right until you stick several pieces of scaffolding to it..
(Minmatar only maybe)
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The worst you can do is kill me.
but that won't shut me up. |
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Alkanine
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:26:00 -
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Edited by: Alkanine on 11/12/2003 03:26:48
Edited by: Alkanine on 11/12/2003 03:26:21
11.You buy a truck and Brag to everyone that your cargo space is much larger than theirs.
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Veruna Caseti
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:29:00 -
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Edited by: Veruna Caseti on 11/12/2003 03:29:15
12. You give people $100 before initiating conversation.
13. You drive incredibly fast until you're approximately 18 miles from your destination. You spend the rest of the day driving those 18 miles.
14. Whenever you meet someone new, you poke them in order to get their portrait to appear.
Veruna Caseti
Ishukone |
TekRa
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:31:00 -
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15. Before travelling you try to set your cars GPS to display number of cars destroyed in the last 24 hours
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:35:00 -
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16. You go to the local department store and ask if they have anything reasonably sized to stick in your medium slot. 
17. While driving down the road you keep looking to see how much cap you have left.
"Fear me like you fear God." |
Mr nStuff
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:43:00 -
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18: When the person in front of you wont merge in traffic, you stick your head out the window and say, "move your azz carebear!!"
5 R&D Agents, 10months, Zero BPO Offers..
Onboard navigational [Planetary Avoidance] computer.
My account will be suspended at the end of the current play period.
Expires on 19. September 2004 |
threeD
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:47:00 -
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19. You immediatly become suspicious of every girl you talk to thinking theres probably a man behind that thin, femanin desguise
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3D |
Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:48:00 -
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personally i think that in real life as well, not just because of this game.
"Fear me like you fear God." |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:48:00 -
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Edited by: Viceroy on 11/12/2003 03:49:24
20. When you grab someone by their legs at the bus stop and demand money
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threeD
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:50:00 -
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Quote:
personally i think that in real life as well, not just because of this game.
thats only because you can't remember life before eve..
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Amarissy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 04:07:00 -
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Edited by: Amarissy on 11/12/2003 04:18:06
Edited by: Amarissy on 11/12/2003 04:09:31
21. when u think that ur alts are RL brothers and sisters 
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=47096
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Unity, Power and Knowledge.
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Kaji
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Posted - 2003.12.11 04:21:00 -
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22. When you look at stars in the sky at night and see UI icons indicating planets an distances.
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Mr Money
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Posted - 2003.12.11 04:32:00 -
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23. When you call bad drivers noobs
24. Threaten people that you will pod them when they get you angry
I like chocolate milk, milkshakes, regular milk, money, and chicks with big racks
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:52:00 -
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Edited by: Psy Corp on 11/12/2003 13:00:18
Edited by: Psy Corp on 11/12/2003 12:57:44
Edited by: Psy Corp on 11/12/2003 12:55:30
25. when downtime gets to be the time when you eat, sleep and shower each day
26. when you get anoyd in the line at the supermarket thinking its cause the damn buy order aint working
27. when your drunk and shouts out that your gonna pod a guy later with your 425mm hybrid
28. each time you see a cow on the side of the road you want to blow it up cause its a pirate
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Braccas
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:02:00 -
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27. You hit the breaks at 1km away from destination to avoid bumping.
29. You expect you wallet to flash everytime you buy/sell.
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Perera
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:09:00 -
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30. When you get talking in corp chat, to people miles apart and in different countries and who you didn't know 6 months ago, about real life (sic) issues and dilemmas.
31. They give wholehearted advice and support.
Perera - Corp shrink!
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NGRU Rix
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:11:00 -
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Edited by: NGRU Rix on 11/12/2003 13:11:43
Edit - someone beat me to #30
32. In the middle of a conversation you forget what you were saying and blame it on a node drop.
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Vordicae
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:31:00 -
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33) when you talk to ppl u abbrevi8 all your wrds & + symbols to save on breath.
34) you consider leaving your job to work from home mining scordite to sell ISK on E-bay !
35) your sat in the same room as your husband and send him an eve-mail to make him get the coffee
36) you have a motion sensor that alerts you when someone threatening enters the room.
37) you have your favourite tunes extracted from stuff files to copy to a CD to listen to in the car ( the one with the scaffolding and torpedoes fitted)
38) you file petitions against the Police when they stop you at a jump gate
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In space .. no-one can hear you munching crisps
in the back seat of your Hauler !
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Show me the money |
Vordicae
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:36:00 -
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30-whatever) you consider selling your kids on the black market to fund your new Battleship !
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In space .. no-one can hear you munching crisps
in the back seat of your Hauler !
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Show me the money |
slothe
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:41:00 -
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When you look in the mirror and see your character looking back.
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
http://www.khainestar.com/eve |
velox
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:45:00 -
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Edited by: velox on 11/12/2003 13:45:54
39. When you wake up with a mouse in your hand instead of your crouch.
Velox
Always aiming one step beyond the edge. |
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Major dork
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:48:00 -
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40:
When you referr to your wife / husband as your "alt char" and your kids as your "clones"
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Elithiomel
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:04:00 -
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41) When you try and change the viewpoint on screenshots.
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Engineers motto; If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyway. |
threeD
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:24:00 -
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42. When you start to say 'lol' instead of actually laughing...
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3D |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:34:00 -
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43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:35:00 -
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Quote:
43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
hehe, err....
*looks at floor*
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:36:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
hehe, err....
*looks at floor*
what she said 
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Karmic
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Posted - 2003.12.11 15:09:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
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43. When you spend more time at work looking at the forums than actually working
hehe, err....
*looks at floor*
what she said
Guilty here as well
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Godless
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Posted - 2003.12.11 15:27:00 -
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When you use one of the most powerful web farms/sql server setups in the world to fine tune your corps website (use production, less chance someone will find it and change filenames from corpxxxx to financexxxx and database tables from corp.xxxx to sys.xxxx), and spend more time doing that than your real project management job.
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.12.11 15:44:00 -
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Edited by: Gan Ning on 11/12/2003 15:44:56
44. When you load things into your car and say you're running out of grid.
45. When you say 'Warp Drive Active' after the lights go green.
46. When you say 'Docking Accepted' after parking in your garage.
47. When someone makes a joke and you say 'LOL'
48. When you open you glove compartment and expect to see lots of little drones
49. When you get tired and comment you're running out of cap.
50. When you try to mine a piece of rock with a torch.
51. When you start looking in bins for loot.
52. When you step out a elevator and expect to be ganked.
53. When you stick things to your face pretending their implants
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.11 16:17:00 -
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54. When you start refitting eve-related words to old songs and poems... er... yeah.
55. When you refer to attaching something as "refitting," anything's setup as a "loadout," or wanton destruction or overwhelming odds as "ganking."
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 16:25:00 -
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I use ganking all the time now in RL. People look at me strange. Sometimes they run.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.11 16:29:00 -
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and this is new how?
/hides
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
StealthNet
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:33:00 -
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56. when you play eve for 6 months+ and you finally get an account for your son to play with you too.
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Lycanth
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:38:00 -
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57:when you go to the car dealer and ask him if he can give you a good deal on a tempest
dont even bother turning your mods on-it wont help. |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:39:00 -
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Quote:
I use ganking all the time now in RL. People look at me strange. Sometimes they run.
I use it too, alot of eve vocabulary tbh, I blame Disco for encouraging me because he does it as well.
This is not a hijack
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Paniq
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:41:00 -
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58: when you read a thread like this one and laugh at the jokes, then think 'hey, that happened to me as well!'
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StealthNet
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Posted - 2003.12.11 17:42:00 -
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Edited by: StealthNet on 11/12/2003 17:42:26
59. when you think your turbo is better than the MWDs to hit soon with castor 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:00:00 -
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Quote:
I use ganking all the time now in RL. People look at me strange. Sometimes they run.
Ha I used gank before EVE.
I am teh uber pilot. :P
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Mynobe Soletae
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:05:00 -
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"1000 reasons you know you've been playing too much EVE."
... this gonna be like The Big Logon, only get 59 actual reasons?
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Riffix
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:52:00 -
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Edited by: Riffix on 11/12/2003 19:07:14
60) While out walking you see something interesting and momentarily forget you can't take a screenshot.
61) While driving on the highway you see a car you don't recognize and want to do a "show info" on it.
62) You're out late at night and see someone who looks suspicious and you wonder what their security rating is.
63) You see something way off in the distance and try to figure out how to do a "Look at."
64) You think one of your coworkers might be a Minmatar so you don't really trust them.
65) You wish you had a camera drone for your car.
66) You forget something, trip, think a strange thought, or exhibit some other strange behavior and wonder if there is a patch to fix that.
"Lead, follow, or get the #@$@#$ out of the way" |
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.12.11 18:58:00 -
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Quote:
"1000 reasons you know you've been playing too much EVE."
... this gonna be like The Big Logon, only get 59 actual reasons?
and what are the ones after the 59th reason??
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.11 19:03:00 -
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67. When u start reffering your boss at work as your Agent
Carebear|Me
Alts |
Atandros
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Posted - 2003.12.11 19:06:00 -
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Quote:
(37) you have your favourite tunes extracted from stuff files to copy to a CD to listen to in the car ( the one with the scaffolding and torpedoes fitted)[/QUOTE]
Uh...I do that (well, minus the scaffolding & torpedoes, obviously).
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sloop
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Posted - 2003.12.11 20:52:00 -
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you lie to ur parents that you have gone on holiday so they stop phoning u (erk well thats what i did)
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Chade Malloy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 21:06:00 -
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Edited by: Chade Malloy on 11/12/2003 21:11:22
68. When you reach a new town in your car, you search for the "scanner" button to find special locations
69. Right before you have a car accident, you frantically try to remember where you have stored your clone.
70. Same Situation as above, and you are not afraid of actually dying, because you know for sure you have bought this elite clone two days ago
71. You are old an toothless lying in your bed, your relatives standing around you, and your last words are: "Don¦t worry, i have invested all my money in a grade A+++ clone so you don¦t have to teach him talking, running, driving and all these other things again."
72. You try to merge your digi-cam with your Eye in order to get a perception - bonus.
73. You have a scientific discussion with a named physics expert and can let him stay speechless cause of your Science Level.
74. If you see a serpent on your way home, you smack it and wait for the bounty to appear in your wallet.
75. You try to enhance your laser-pointer with various lenses to shift its wavelenght into the gamma-spectrum
76. You make bad jokes about people in coffins like "these n00bs have been lucky to get away in their pods!"
Patience wins. |
Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2003.12.11 21:20:00 -
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77. Most of your best friends are people you have never met.
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2003.12.11 21:24:00 -
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78. You blow up your car every 3 weeks.
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PussyCat
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Posted - 2003.12.11 22:23:00 -
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79. When u see a big pile off rocks and start mineing after bistot
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Brom
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Posted - 2003.12.11 22:50:00 -
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Edited by: Brom on 11/12/2003 22:51:14
80. When you think of buying 12 mil in skills for your second account's hauler twink as putting your kid through college.
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VOTM
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Posted - 2003.12.11 23:13:00 -
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The best ones from I-com
81.You ask your wife for a tritanium watch for christmas
82.a quafe and ice with your turkey and a side order of long limb roes
83.You grab eggs of your mum, through them to the ground and shout podded, hahahah I PODDED YOU!!!!!!
84.You wonder how long santa's sled would withstand the full force of you weapons
85.Whilst thinking what skills would be needed to fly said sled and how much cargo space it has for all those presents
86.You file a stuck petition when the lights go out
87.you ask if a mwd could be fitted to your ford, and attempt to contact the GM's when you crash claiming a CTD caused you to steer into the manure truck after Tomb hit it with a nerf bat
88.Learn to do something really well and then wonder if you need a new clone so you dont lose this talent
89.When you get a screen shot you click and drag to move it around for a better view
90.you cant pull into a gravel parking lot without stopping to look for the biggest rock
91.you dont walk dark alleys after dark for fear of running into pp's
92.You threaten to pod someone for being an arse in a AOL chatroom
93.When you tell your mechanic you want pirate looted named items installed in your car.
Quote:
"What do yo mean you don't have any F-392 Baker Nunn Targeting Scrambler's?!, Fine I want two
boreas coolant system's then! None of that Basic Tech Level 1 crap though."
94.when you have a four foot square printed map of the eve universe stuck above your pc at home
95.Ask how many jumps there are till the next station on a train
96.Threaten to podd a bystander for violating your lawn
97.Scream "EXPLOITER" when someone cuts you off in Traffic
98.Call a Bank teller a Pirate for charging you fees for bank access
99.Have a notepad in your hand 24/7 with "LOCAL" as the header
100.Check the Stockmarket for Prices on Megacyte and Zydrine
101.Walk into to an ESSO "Station" and try to set buy orders for Minerals
102.Tell the guy sitting next to you on the train you're really close to driving a battleship, you only need to kill a couple more people
103.Go Cruising in a car with "l337 Thorax" painted on the side for Gallente chicks
104.Talk about Amarrian House politics anywhere but your computer room
105.Right click looking for the properties of a file in wondows and get confused when you cant find show info (I did this one and boy did I feel like an idiot)
106.While getting arrested for punching an elderly man at a bus stop, you keep screaming carebear at the arresting officer
107.While on trial for the same crime you ask the judge to put away her nerf bat and just let you pwn the n00bs
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1of1
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Posted - 2003.12.11 23:25:00 -
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108. The only reason your alarm clock wakes you up after a loooong session on Eve is because you think a Blackbird is trying to jam/scramble you.
109. You see the model number on your new 3-in-1 remote control and think, "Nice! Named remote control - wonder how much that's worth?"
110. Instead of trying to turn over a sheet of paper to see the other side, you repeatedly prss ALT + TAB and wonder why it doesn't work.
And yes all of the above have actually been done by me
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2003.12.11 23:47:00 -
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111. You leave a date/wedding/party ect. early to switch skills
112. You call the people working in toll booths pirates, greifers, or muppets.
113. You try to run through a toll booth
114. You call your french professor a jade-wannabe
115. Whenever you see a 'space invaders' game you attempt to destroy it
116. Whenever you see a 'space invaders' game you run to the middle of the room and attempt to log off.
<Ap0k> "MIM: Like Gangrenous Body Parts without the amputation!" |
Gwildee
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Posted - 2003.12.12 00:14:00 -
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117. When you rather read this Forum thread then log on and mine another frelling roid.
118. When you want to cancel your account to get a real life but you know that Eve is the only true life.
119. When you wonder what enity is moving what mouse that is causing you to play the Eve game and do all the other RL things.
Eletta VII Moon 9 University Asst Store Manager.. Over 140 items on sale at greatly reduced prices
Minerals always needed |
Synapse Archae
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:01:00 -
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120. When you wonder if its possible to cancel your subscription to real life so you can focus on EVE.
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Everyone deserves a chance to live.
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PoWeR1
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:10:00 -
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121. You quit your job then tell everyone your making 1 mill isk an hour. Then they ask what do u work as, then u say i work in asteroid belt mining rocks  .
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Alustrious
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:29:00 -
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122. You keep refering to your significant other in bed as one of your corp mates on accident lol
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Shazaan
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:39:00 -
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Had a great time reading through all of these, a must read thread. Laughed with some of them, guilty of most of them, ( Darn I wanted to see the other angles of that fleet in the pic ).
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Constantina
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Posted - 2003.12.12 10:13:00 -
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123. when you are worse than your girlfriend/wife making here selve ready "yea I¦m ready after just 10 min just need to finish this little thing I¦ve got going here".....right. 10 eve mins = 2 hours rl 
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Matanga
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Posted - 2003.12.12 11:12:00 -
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124. When u wake up at 2am on a working day to switch skills
123. When u plan skill training on your way to work
125. When u have breakfast while u r hunting rats on 0.0 controled NVA systems (cause at that time there's no one there )
126. When u r seriously thinking about proposing to your agent
127. When instead of "you" you write "u"
"ÆIn accordance with the principles of double-think it does not matter if the war is not real. For when it is, victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, but it is meant to be continuous.Æö
George Orwell ô1984ö |
Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.12.12 11:29:00 -
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128) When you seriously believe you can blow up someone elses car and kill them and get away with it scott free just because they work for the same company you do.
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Khar'du
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Posted - 2003.12.12 11:34:00 -
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Edited by: Khar'du on 12/12/2003 11:57:31
129. when you find yourself googling for "second-hand cars+armageddon"
130. When you have bookmarked 67 player websites as opposed to only about 10 non-eve ones.
131. When you start calling your locker a 'secure can' and complain you want to upgrade to a giant one.
132. When you're telling people that you will not move to more then 20KM from your workplace as long as there's "no player owned structures ingame".
133. When you find yourself buying management study material just so you can efficiently run your corp.
134. As soon as you start using 'stuck in station' as an excuse to get late to work.
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Fausto
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Posted - 2003.12.12 12:04:00 -
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OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! Great work people, made laugh to tears at least 10 times
I'll try few:
135. When you start sending emails to anynimous people offering them free cheap cars and mining equipment to join your corp.
136. When you try to recycle old stuff from your cellar for minerals.
137. When you ask your friends how many jumps away are they before getting to your party.
138. Try clicking on a person to open a trade window in a supermarket.
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Cattraknoff
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Posted - 2003.12.13 00:53:00 -
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.12.13 01:04:00 -
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You scribble down an exploit report about that little old lady littering the counter with change and lagging the chokepoint register when you're shopping.
Convert Stations
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2003.12.13 01:05:00 -
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139. When your wife asks you "What would you like for Christmas?" and you say .. "Anything - as long as it's tech lvl 2"
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Alkanine
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Posted - 2003.12.13 02:02:00 -
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140.When you get noss tanks for your car so it goes faster you hope tomb doesnt nerf them
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2003.12.13 02:13:00 -
[77]
Edited by: Mr Vapor on 13/12/2003 02:14:13
141. When you tell your kids, "Daddy doesn't have time to cook dinner. He's fighting PK pirates in Amamake in a gang."
142. When your wife offers you sex and you honestly don't hear her because you are totally awed by the the average ore haul of 6 miner II's and 8 harvester drones.
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Gonzo
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Posted - 2003.12.13 02:35:00 -
[78]
115: A family member dies,but it doesnt matter,because they have a clone at a nearby house
Do M0o take orders for T-bone's and 16oz? |
Amarissy
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Posted - 2003.12.13 16:19:00 -
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143. When u look on the floor and say : "This stone is Kernite my son, and this one Omber..."
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Frank Horrigan
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Posted - 2003.12.13 16:59:00 -
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144. when you dont know what a tv is anymore
145. when you ask for "radio" condoms at the store
146. when there is no coloring left on your mouse
147. when you find yourself awake at 6am... on a weekend
148. when you actually buy pirate insurance for your "station"
149. when your grandma gets food for you
150. when you move every week just to dig up the yard and "refine" it.
ty ty we hit 150 wooh.... the ones with i have actuily done hehehe
Originally by: Oveur
Originally by: Bhaal
What has turned out better than expected?
Everything. Remember, we're from Iceland.
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porkmaster
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Posted - 2003.12.13 19:20:00 -
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151 when you call the wife , ,, my beloved bestower
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Vlad Damian
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Posted - 2003.12.13 20:52:00 -
[82]
Quote:
123. when you are worse than your girlfriend/wife making here selve ready "yea I¦m ready after just 10 min just need to finish this little thing I¦ve got going here".....right. 10 eve mins = 2 hours rl
/emotefalls out of his chair laughing
Ohh man, this happens to me way too often.
/emotegoes back into the dog house
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Alkanine
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Posted - 2003.12.13 23:51:00 -
[83]
152. when you read books and wonder why you havent learned your skill yet
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CubePusher
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Posted - 2003.12.13 23:54:00 -
[84]
Edited by: CubePusher on 13/12/2003 23:56:30
you know you've been playing too much Eve when :
153) you see someone jump off their bike and walk across traffic lights you roll down your window and scream "EXPLOIT!!"
154) you think a nicotine patch will make you a better smoker
155) you start a fight with a 9ft 400lbs navy seal then run home and lock the door start throwing abuse at him from the saftey of the upstairs window while telling your mate on the phone your kicking his ass.
156) that navy seal knocks out 8 of your teeth you tell everyone around you cant quite remember the details but you only lost 1 tooth........max.
157) taking out the rubbish reminds you to check out the forum
(inspired by CA)
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Charlemagne
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Posted - 2003.12.13 23:58:00 -
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158. When your wife thinks you are cheating on her with a lover named Eve
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Ajari Joan
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Posted - 2003.12.14 01:46:00 -
[86]
Edited by: Ajari Joan on 14/12/2003 12:05:56
Edited by: Ajari Joan on 14/12/2003 01:56:57
159) When you get stucked in a traffic jam on monday morning and you want to call GM for petition!
160) You call NASA an ask the person on the end of the line if you can still book vacations in amarr space.
161) Your boss wants to drop you, but you explain to him that you're minmatar and slaves can't be fired.
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Lyzander
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Posted - 2004.01.11 03:21:00 -
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Edited by: Lyzander on 11/01/2004 03:22:17
162) When you refer to the French as "the Gallente".
163) When you try to find a java game to occupy yourself while driving back to your 'station'.
164) When you ask auto manufacturers where the autopilot switch is.
165) When you're trying to find someone/something and you try to use a directional scan.
166) You begin work on a railgun/autocannon to mount on your car.
167) You refer to jerry-cans of gas as "cap boosters".
168) You ask your girlfriend/wife/significant other to dress up like the Quafe model.
169) You worry about being fired at work for using a macro.
170) You go to a pet store and ask for a pet merlin/badger/caracal/moa/etc.
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Cormyat Astara
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Posted - 2004.01.11 06:39:00 -
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171. When you and your 40 closest friends spend 9 hours camping a system...and then talk smack on public forums about how your targets are cowards for deciding to sleep.
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Uragan Zelp
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Posted - 2004.01.11 20:02:00 -
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Edited by: Uragan Zelp on 11/01/2004 20:06:22
(172)You desperately try to logout if you are about to have a fight that you probably going to loose.
(173) When you go to the Doctors and demand he gives you all the latest implants.
(174) When someone mentions famous celebrities you think they are talking about the DJÆs on EVE Radio
(175) You dream of recycling your enemies and competitors into biomass.
(176) You try to talk you boss into declaring war on you rivals.
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Mr Popov
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Posted - 2004.01.12 03:59:00 -
[90]
177. When during your new job interview, you ask what level of High Energy Physics the interviewer has, and what standing they rate you at.
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Zakalwe
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Posted - 2004.01.12 04:09:00 -
[91]
178.When you wake up in the morning and you don't really know if you were podded in the dream you just made or in the game, and you stand up quick to check it out.
Hmmm...
Dan Simmons Hyperion and Iain.M.Banks Culture Novels : for SF Connoisseurs only |
Temerlyn
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Posted - 2004.01.12 09:13:00 -
[92]
179. When you round up your family and tell them your going on holidays as you drive into the parking lot of local research corporation.
180. When you start herding cows to the nearest research corporation.
181. When your walking down the street and seem some thugs picking on some women you immediately think you know there name (Krull)
182. You wonder why you got a black eye walking down the street after seeing some punks with mowhawks. (they couldn't of known who you were with that hood on)
183. You look at women as you walk down the street and thing they need a new texture.
184. When your sinking battleships while on the toilet and mooing like a cow.
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Stratton
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Posted - 2004.01.12 11:12:00 -
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185. When you have weird dreams involving well known eve characters, like dreaming a scene from Eastenders in which Bad Harlequin plays the role of dirty Den Watts. (It happened to me last night, sweet baby jesus i'm going to give Eve a rest for a few days,.. well, maybe an hour or two. Blast, is downtime over yet?)
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IG72
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Posted - 2004.01.12 11:24:00 -
[94]
You cant decide which is best:
To buy 10 bags of crisps.
or
1 bag of potatoes 1 pot of salt, a deep fat frier and a cook book.
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2004.01.12 13:40:00 -
[95]
187. when you tell your lecturer that you couldnt do the essay cos some one bought all the skill books and placed a stupid sell order that you will not fall for.
188. when you are sure some one is scrambling you when the car wont start and you look around for possible targets.
189. when the gf remarks her only competitor is you computer.
190. when you are sure that the lecturer only calls you to his office cos its low sector and he can get away with anything there.
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA |
Koda
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:24:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Koda on 12/01/2004 14:31:07
191. When after dinner, the wife turns off the TV, motions towards the computers and says "It's time."
192. When you declare war on your spouse but don't argue in the living room because it's "Empire Space."
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Alastra
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:41:00 -
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193. When you ask your car dealer how much it would cost you for a blueprint.
Nuponi Nimedaz: "You're a pilot after my own heart, Alastra." |
Tsual
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Posted - 2004.01.12 15:00:00 -
[98]
Edited by: Tsual on 12/01/2004 15:12:42
Edited by: Tsual on 12/01/2004 15:00:49
194. When you wonder if Minmatar head fashion might fit you (happened to me )
195 when you try to move the female avatars in the creation scree to see more of them.
196 When you call the UN and tell them something about "Amarr Empire and slavery"
197 When you think for humoristic reasons for the thread although you should do some work.
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Bob Beckstrum
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Posted - 2004.01.12 15:20:00 -
[99]
Too many to close to home!
197.
Your in a meeting at work and have been ask to strip features from the phone system you sell. You say so you want me to nerf it? I do it soon.
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KIAHicks
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Posted - 2004.01.12 18:33:00 -
[100]
198) when you read the other 197 reasons and think I do that.
Keenon: "After sitting in the system for FIVE hours without even a (go away)"...
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Ermenegildo Zenya
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Posted - 2004.01.13 06:09:00 -
[101]
199. When you think that all what has been written above is really funny.
200. When u want to postpone something to a near future and u say "soonÖ" [saying TM as well]
"Log-in trap" is baaad, mkay?
Chimera Core Commander
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StealthNet
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Posted - 2004.01.13 07:32:00 -
[102]
201. when you start looking for buying minmatar style glasses
202. when you try to use the ingame email system to send an internet email (well, it would be great... :P)
203. when you develop a tool to warn through your cellphone when the eve servers are back from downtime
204. when you have a collection of spreadsheets for everything from calculating minerals to production time / costs
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Raven DeBlade
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Posted - 2004.01.13 08:08:00 -
[103]
205. When coming to a new town you check if there is any Arkornor in the belts.
206. before visiting a new town you check map for "podkills"
207. When you are buying a new car you ask if it can handle 1 or 2 MWDs
208. When you get a headache you call your doctor asking if its the new implants.
209. When entering a freeway you check what security level it has so you can "pod" any suckers who drives faster than you or have a nicer car.
"To hunt pirates you need time and patience, because even monkeys fall from the trees"
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wayz
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Posted - 2004.01.13 11:51:00 -
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210: When you cant help but wonder that if you set up your car rifght you could beat the police.
211: When you go to an airport you feel uncomfortable because concord might be watching you
212: when you think that 3rd world ruthless dictators aint that bad compared to what the amarr has been up to lately
213: when you feel guilty about selling homeless people on trade
Wayz: cmon X hurry up I aint got all day!
Twisted Xistance: oh yeah lol.... anyway, you have got all day you benefit scrounging jobbless schmoe!
Wayz: too chey :) |
Herschel Eisen
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:10:00 -
[105]
214: When you feel the urge to start the "1000 reasons.."-thread for the 1000th time.
Join SETENTA CORP! |
StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:24:00 -
[106]
Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 13/01/2004 13:24:50
215. when paying to get into a club you wonder if you can stay for 24hours, and collect the loot after. also if you stayed longer would security really catch you.
216. when you put in hobbies section of cv, killing people millions or miles away with my mouse
217. when its 4am and you have work at 8am you think its normal and will just take your boosters in the morning.and that implant you got will pick uyp your slack.
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA |
Nemesis Mythology
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:27:00 -
[107]
Here's one way you can tell you play too much Eve.
I had a dream that my Thorax got blown up. I woke up feeling ****ty and had to check if it was real or not. Then went to insure it straight away.
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Twiagon
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:58:00 -
[108]
Edited by: Twiagon on 13/01/2004 13:59:16
218) When you expect a reboot announcement on the radio whilst sat in your car but you aren't moving because it is Rush hour.
219) When you wonder who to send the "stuck" email petition to becuase there has been an accident on the road up ahead and nobody is moving.
220) When you are driving the same route for the nth time and you get in the car and automatically look for the auto-pilot button.
221) When another level of Navigation skill doesn't find you a shorter route to your destination.
222) When another level of Afterburner doesn't increase your cars top speed by 5%.
223) When another level of Fuel Conservation doesn't get you better fuel milage.
224) When you think of starting your own business just so you don't have to listen to loads of other people smack talking in the office.
225) When you wonder when they will increase the available offices at your work place so that you can have your own as well.
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Chepe Nolon
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Posted - 2004.01.13 14:08:00 -
[109]
226) You quit your job to play even more EVE
227) You don't have time to get a new job, since all the time you have for searching for one is less than one hour. And that is usually used for breakfast, posting in the forums, shopping food or some other stupid thing that has to be done.
228) Your gf, wife or whatever buys an account too so she can get in touch with you in one way or another.
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Czar Marcus
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Posted - 2004.01.14 00:40:00 -
[110]
229) When your calculus teacher fails to challenge your theory on warp drives.
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voogru
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Posted - 2004.01.14 00:41:00 -
[111]
230. You wonder what skills that hot chick in class has been training, then remember that real life doesnt have a skill system like eve.
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Moph
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:08:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Ia 'Ras on 14/01/2004 13:13:01
Quote:
045. When you say 'Warp Drive Active' after the lights go green.
This actually did happen to me
I'm done
HAHAHAHAHA
Great thread 
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Major Trucker
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:42:00 -
[113]
231. When you get out of bed immediatly after innetercourse to change skills.
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Dre'ntyn Corbol
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:56:00 -
[114]
Edited by: Dre'ntyn Corbol on 14/01/2004 19:00:09
232. When you look at your characters Birthday, are planning a party, then it dawns on you... your character was made on the anniversary of four years of marriage... Now i know why i am divorced.
233. When your boss reminds you that you get payed to make websites not Battleships
234. When you take a vacation day to go to war
-Dre'ntyn Corbol
You go now. ho-k?
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:14:00 -
[115]
Edited by: Siddy on 14/01/2004 19:15:22
225) Everytime u go Tentting in Wild, u Prepere us self for the worst ganks.. it is low sec plase anyway
now..were did i put that shotgun ? 
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KIAPieman
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:17:00 -
[116]
226: Sitting in an important meeting at work which you should be listening to thinking of names for your alliance.
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F4ze
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Posted - 2004.01.15 13:00:00 -
[117]
Edited by: F4ze on 15/01/2004 13:05:18
A friend and me went shopping for weed in Netherlands (we're belgian) and this is our tale:
227. We hoped we would make it to the shop before it closes for downtime
228. Took the superhighway to save us a few jumps
229. Traffic lights are stargates with a gridbug.
230. In the shop there were billboards warning for ore-thiefs. (we made it there before downtime)
231. We usually keep an eye out for gatecampers, except in this game, gatecamps are done by concord instead of m0o.
232. We splitted the ore into 2 piles (3gr + 2gr) so we could jetisson 2gr very fast if needed. (only 3gr allowed in belgium)
233. Concord showed up and followed us all the way to the border of empire space. Lucky for us they didn't webify and warpscramble us. (true story!)
234. Who knows what would have happened if they used their cargo scanners (dogs) on us?
We made it homesafe to reap the rewards after we parked the indy in our hangar.
Edit: grammar
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Yukka Detac
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Posted - 2004.01.16 04:17:00 -
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235. Driving to work very carefully because you just lost an uninsured cruiser in a firefight, and you don't want to lose another.
236. Driving to work with a lead foot because you just fitted a 10MN afterburner and a MWD on your punisher, and you can feel the wind blowing in your hair as you hit the stargate at 5000m/s.
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RedShadow
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Posted - 2004.01.16 04:53:00 -
[119]
When you fly around solar systems looking for a red planet... the try to find the land rover so you can destroy it!
It's OK! I had subway! |
thomas03
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Posted - 2004.01.24 19:46:00 -
[120]
237. When you wake up to "ATEROID DEPLETED". Face down on Keyboard.
CCP is the <00l357 |
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2004.01.24 20:11:00 -
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238 You start to speculate on the used items market and buy things to resell or recycle and find yourself with half a ton of junk filling your hallway.
Convert Stations
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Alexis Machine
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Posted - 2004.01.24 21:31:00 -
[122]
Quote:
237. When you wake up to "ATEROID DEPLETED". Face down on Keyboard.
Oh how I hate waking up that way.
#whateverit'satnow. When someone asks what time it is you reply with GMT.
#onepasttheonebefore. When you argue with your advertizing teacher over the ethics of using small secure containers as billboards.
#seeaboveandaddatwo. When you get a speeding ticket and claim it's a faulty jumpdrive.
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Dtai'kai'-dte sa-de nau'gkon dtain'aun bpi-de.
if you don't wake up, i'll have to stop kissing you. all that flailing has made you sleepy. you rest while i untie you. stay here until they find you. My hand made mannequin. i won't let them get you. they'll know you're mine by the fingerprints on your throat. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? like the *****s that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design. |
Malus NalJa'ka
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Posted - 2004.01.24 22:17:00 -
[123]
242: When you enter a big system and more than 90% of all player pictures are already generated
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Cuthbert
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Posted - 2004.01.25 00:54:00 -
[124]
243) When you only reply to your Eve character's name
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Gyrn Fzirth
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Posted - 2004.01.25 02:33:00 -
[125]
Edited by: Gyrn Fzirth on 25/01/2004 02:33:52
244) Your kid says "Docking request accepted" when you park your car
*true story* lol
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Carey
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Posted - 2004.01.25 08:02:00 -
[126]
245
You quit the game, cuz you realize Eve is just a game of deceptions, scams, lies, and pathetic heartless souls with no life.
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.01.25 08:28:00 -
[127]
246. when you lie to friends and family about work/scedule to play eve
247. when you start smack talking the IRS for taking your isk.
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Serallo
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Posted - 2004.01.25 10:44:00 -
[128]
248. When you walk into a computer game shop to look for another game and think to yourself.....there's no point I don't have time to play it as well as EVE
Guilty of this one myself as well as a few others in this thread LOL
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Skarsnik
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Posted - 2004.01.25 11:24:00 -
[129]
249. When you sit at your keyboard during downtime with your password entered into the login screen, intermittantly clicking login to see how long before the servers are up.....
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Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.01.25 13:14:00 -
[130]
250. When you extract the in-game music and slap it on a cd so you can listen to it anywhere. (guilty)
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.01.25 13:17:00 -
[131]
Quote:
250. When you extract the in-game music and slap it on a cd so you can listen to it anywhere. (guilty)
Me done that...
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Silex D'Arden
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Posted - 2004.01.25 13:18:00 -
[132]
At work, listening to it now. Red Glowing Dust, good stuff.
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Fuse
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Posted - 2004.01.26 08:28:00 -
[133]
251. You wake up with a keyboard imprint on your face.
252. You start thinking of traffic as lag.
0.o It's not you... no wait it is you. |
EVENFLOW
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Posted - 2004.01.26 08:34:00 -
[134]
253. When your little brother calls you at college at noon to tell you his new skills he's gotten and you actually listen before realizing you've only been asleep for 2 hours.
254. He calls again 4 hours later to tell you he's gotten dad playing eve.
255. Dad calls the next day to talk about npc'ing with his new merlin and asking what weapons he should load.
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Skaz
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Posted - 2004.01.26 20:28:00 -
[135]
Edited by: Skaz on 26/01/2004 20:34:39
256. Your boss catches you surfing Eve-online.com and tells you to get back to work.
257. As soon as he's out of hearing range you call him a filthy Amarr slave driver.
258. He hears you and yells back: "Pod ya later!"
"No, I'm not alt.....even if I have been in Pator Tech School for 2 years..." |
Mirimon
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Posted - 2004.01.27 01:36:00 -
[136]
259. When you actually think the Alliance wars is a real world war.
260. You're life is completely based around skill training.
261. When you stay up until 5am every night until downtime...completely turning you into a night owl...
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Tubby
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Posted - 2004.01.27 01:45:00 -
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262 : when u go round to your female m8s house and shes forgotton to put her pleasuring device away, heh, and get to coment on her "large thorax" before she beats u with it :-/
263 : when your about to get beaton up in "secure empire space" (the local pub) for no reson and wounder why the threats window didnt show up, before u get ganked, then relise it dosent work with the new patch
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Seiun Darel
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Posted - 2004.01.27 03:14:00 -
[138]
264: You time your pizza in the oven by skill-time-left instead of using an actual clock..
<<-- CGI Art -->>
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thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:40:00 -
[139]
Edited by: thomas03 on 26/12/2004 15:41:19
265. When a child you know says "I got a Nerf gun for christmas" and you say "CCP has a gun for that? THATS how they do it so easily!"
CCP is the <00l357 |
thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:40:00 -
[140]
Edited by: thomas03 on 26/12/2004 15:41:19
265. When a child you know says "I got a Nerf gun for christmas" and you say "CCP has a gun for that? THATS how they do it so easily!"
CCP is the <00l357 |
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thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:43:00 -
[141]
266. When you have a deadline... "I'll have it soon... tm"
CCP is the <00l357 |
thomas03
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Posted - 2004.12.26 15:43:00 -
[142]
266. When you have a deadline... "I'll have it soon... tm"
CCP is the <00l357 |
Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:16:00 -
[143]
When u need a third party to sell ur ****s! :P
-=Da Pimp=-
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Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:16:00 -
[144]
When u need a third party to sell ur ****s! :P
-=Da Pimp=-
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
[145]
268.
When you come back from an afk autopilot journey to find 5 mentions of "forum warrior" from 5 different people.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
[146]
268.
When you come back from an afk autopilot journey to find 5 mentions of "forum warrior" from 5 different people.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
[147]
...hmm i didnt censore that! ****s = $luts
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Widescreen
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Posted - 2004.12.26 17:17:00 -
[148]
...hmm i didnt censore that! ****s = $luts
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Phony v2
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Posted - 2004.12.26 18:46:00 -
[149]
269. When you wake up in the morning and have to decide wether you are going to eat today or just stay locked in your office till you have to go sleep.
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Phony v2
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Posted - 2004.12.26 18:46:00 -
[150]
269. When you wake up in the morning and have to decide wether you are going to eat today or just stay locked in your office till you have to go sleep.
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PSA1SWIPE
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Posted - 2004.12.26 19:01:00 -
[151]
270. When you speak in abvers in rl
271. When you wreck you car and expect you wallet to instantly fill with money and start flashing
RWAR ME EAT ALL RWAR |
PSA1SWIPE
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Posted - 2004.12.26 19:01:00 -
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270. When you speak in abvers in rl
271. When you wreck you car and expect you wallet to instantly fill with money and start flashing
RWAR ME EAT ALL RWAR |
Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2004.12.26 19:23:00 -
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272. When you start putting colored stickers on all your Rl friends so you know their status.
^Prolly been mentioned but i done feel like reading more then the 1st 4 pages
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2004.12.26 19:23:00 -
[154]
272. When you start putting colored stickers on all your Rl friends so you know their status.
^Prolly been mentioned but i done feel like reading more then the 1st 4 pages
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Plim
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Posted - 2004.12.26 20:14:00 -
[155]
273: Your friend who knows all the words to the theme tune off the program "Fun House" calls you sad.
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Plim
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Posted - 2004.12.26 20:14:00 -
[156]
273: Your friend who knows all the words to the theme tune off the program "Fun House" calls you sad.
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Quaren
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Posted - 2004.12.26 20:35:00 -
[157]
274. When you go to the nearest university and kidnap students because they seem to be out of "science graduates" in the stores.
275. When you drive 15km away from were you are going to make bookmarks.
276. You crash your car into the neigboors house and blame your friend for giving you bookmarks that were slightly off.
277. You get into a car accident and blame the local government for not fixing the "bounce" bug.
278. You plan your life around your skilltraining instead of the other way around.
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Quaren
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Posted - 2004.12.26 20:35:00 -
[158]
274. When you go to the nearest university and kidnap students because they seem to be out of "science graduates" in the stores.
275. When you drive 15km away from were you are going to make bookmarks.
276. You crash your car into the neigboors house and blame your friend for giving you bookmarks that were slightly off.
277. You get into a car accident and blame the local government for not fixing the "bounce" bug.
278. You plan your life around your skilltraining instead of the other way around.
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Streetrip
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Posted - 2004.12.27 03:14:00 -
[159]
279. You wake up early and rush getting ready and floor it to work hope the gate campers aren't in operation after downtime.
280. You fear the limousine looking like a thorax may have a blaster kitout and you try ever so hard to stay out of range
281. when you run out of fuel you look round first to make sure no one's webbed you
282. you run around the cops thinkin they wont do anything to you
283. When low on fuel you stop the car to make the cap recharge
284. You floor it into another car imagining the worst that'll happen will you bounce off him
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Streetrip
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Posted - 2004.12.27 03:14:00 -
[160]
279. You wake up early and rush getting ready and floor it to work hope the gate campers aren't in operation after downtime.
280. You fear the limousine looking like a thorax may have a blaster kitout and you try ever so hard to stay out of range
281. when you run out of fuel you look round first to make sure no one's webbed you
282. you run around the cops thinkin they wont do anything to you
283. When low on fuel you stop the car to make the cap recharge
284. You floor it into another car imagining the worst that'll happen will you bounce off him
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Tikl3r
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Posted - 2004.12.27 05:14:00 -
[161]
285. Sellotape some pound coins to your head trying to get the same effect as your avatar
286. Getting back from work, going on eve and forgetting to sleep.
287. Log in to eve to check your skill hasnt finished when you know it has about 2 weeks left, then spend 4 hours doing seemingly nothing.
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Tikl3r
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Posted - 2004.12.27 05:14:00 -
[162]
285. Sellotape some pound coins to your head trying to get the same effect as your avatar
286. Getting back from work, going on eve and forgetting to sleep.
287. Log in to eve to check your skill hasnt finished when you know it has about 2 weeks left, then spend 4 hours doing seemingly nothing.
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Dawg
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Posted - 2004.12.27 05:58:00 -
[163]
288. When riding your bike down the road, all those little pieces of broken glass from beer bottles mixed in with the gravel remind you of Ark
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Dawg
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Posted - 2004.12.27 05:58:00 -
[164]
288. When riding your bike down the road, all those little pieces of broken glass from beer bottles mixed in with the gravel remind you of Ark
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Sto'ka
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Posted - 2004.12.27 12:08:00 -
[165]
289: When you are drunk you comment "i am having much lag"
290: When you go downstairs and have to introduce yourself again to your parents.
The enemy of my enemy could be me. Loyalty is not written in a bio |
Sto'ka
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Posted - 2004.12.27 12:08:00 -
[166]
289: When you are drunk you comment "i am having much lag"
290: When you go downstairs and have to introduce yourself again to your parents.
The enemy of my enemy could be me. Loyalty is not written in a bio |
Scroto Baggins
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Posted - 2004.12.27 15:09:00 -
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291. When driving by some rocks, you instinctively try to click on the small ones first.
292. When events on earth no longer concern you since you can't land on planets anyway.
293. When leaving for work, you pull up your map and select it as your destination. You then activate autopilot and go back to bed. You wake up 20 minutes later and wonder why you're still at home.
294. When you no longer bother checking out girls' chests since you know that portraits are always cut off above them.
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Scroto Baggins
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Posted - 2004.12.27 15:09:00 -
[168]
291. When driving by some rocks, you instinctively try to click on the small ones first.
292. When events on earth no longer concern you since you can't land on planets anyway.
293. When leaving for work, you pull up your map and select it as your destination. You then activate autopilot and go back to bed. You wake up 20 minutes later and wonder why you're still at home.
294. When you no longer bother checking out girls' chests since you know that portraits are always cut off above them.
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Abomination
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Posted - 2004.12.27 15:33:00 -
[169]
295. Pressing escape on desktop when trying to shutdown your computer
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Abomination
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Posted - 2004.12.27 15:33:00 -
[170]
295. Pressing escape on desktop when trying to shutdown your computer
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flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:16:00 -
[171]
296. when undocking in 0.0 space you think, "should i save?"
ugh! save? yes. i actually had this thought... 8)
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:16:00 -
[172]
296. when undocking in 0.0 space you think, "should i save?"
ugh! save? yes. i actually had this thought... 8)
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
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