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Zakalwe
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Posted - 2004.01.12 04:09:00 -
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178.When you wake up in the morning and you don't really know if you were podded in the dream you just made or in the game, and you stand up quick to check it out.
Hmmm...
Dan Simmons Hyperion and Iain.M.Banks Culture Novels : for SF Connoisseurs only |
Temerlyn
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Posted - 2004.01.12 09:13:00 -
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179. When you round up your family and tell them your going on holidays as you drive into the parking lot of local research corporation.
180. When you start herding cows to the nearest research corporation.
181. When your walking down the street and seem some thugs picking on some women you immediately think you know there name (Krull)
182. You wonder why you got a black eye walking down the street after seeing some punks with mowhawks. (they couldn't of known who you were with that hood on)
183. You look at women as you walk down the street and thing they need a new texture.
184. When your sinking battleships while on the toilet and mooing like a cow.
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Stratton
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Posted - 2004.01.12 11:12:00 -
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185. When you have weird dreams involving well known eve characters, like dreaming a scene from Eastenders in which Bad Harlequin plays the role of dirty Den Watts. (It happened to me last night, sweet baby jesus i'm going to give Eve a rest for a few days,.. well, maybe an hour or two. Blast, is downtime over yet?)
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'Fish, chips and a large carton of peas please' - me, at the chippy |
IG72
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Posted - 2004.01.12 11:24:00 -
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You cant decide which is best:
To buy 10 bags of crisps.
or
1 bag of potatoes 1 pot of salt, a deep fat frier and a cook book.
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2004.01.12 13:40:00 -
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187. when you tell your lecturer that you couldnt do the essay cos some one bought all the skill books and placed a stupid sell order that you will not fall for.
188. when you are sure some one is scrambling you when the car wont start and you look around for possible targets.
189. when the gf remarks her only competitor is you computer.
190. when you are sure that the lecturer only calls you to his office cos its low sector and he can get away with anything there.
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA |
Koda
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:24:00 -
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Edited by: Koda on 12/01/2004 14:31:07
191. When after dinner, the wife turns off the TV, motions towards the computers and says "It's time."
192. When you declare war on your spouse but don't argue in the living room because it's "Empire Space."
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Alastra
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Posted - 2004.01.12 14:41:00 -
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193. When you ask your car dealer how much it would cost you for a blueprint.
Nuponi Nimedaz: "You're a pilot after my own heart, Alastra." |
Tsual
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Posted - 2004.01.12 15:00:00 -
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Edited by: Tsual on 12/01/2004 15:12:42
Edited by: Tsual on 12/01/2004 15:00:49
194. When you wonder if Minmatar head fashion might fit you (happened to me  )
195 when you try to move the female avatars in the creation scree to see more of them.
196 When you call the UN and tell them something about "Amarr Empire and slavery"
197 When you think for humoristic reasons for the thread although you should do some work.
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Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life.
Ritual of the Qua'nadhar. |
Bob Beckstrum
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Posted - 2004.01.12 15:20:00 -
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Too many to close to home!
197.
Your in a meeting at work and have been ask to strip features from the phone system you sell. You say so you want me to nerf it? I do it soon.
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KIAHicks
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Posted - 2004.01.12 18:33:00 -
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198) when you read the other 197 reasons and think I do that.
Keenon: "After sitting in the system for FIVE hours without even a (go away)"...
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Ermenegildo Zenya
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Posted - 2004.01.13 06:09:00 -
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199. When you think that all what has been written above is really funny.
200. When u want to postpone something to a near future and u say "soonÖ" [saying TM as well]
"Log-in trap" is baaad, mkay?
Chimera Core Commander
Human Resources Coordinator |
StealthNet
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Posted - 2004.01.13 07:32:00 -
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201. when you start looking for buying minmatar style glasses
202. when you try to use the ingame email system to send an internet email (well, it would be great... :P)
203. when you develop a tool to warn through your cellphone when the eve servers are back from downtime
204. when you have a collection of spreadsheets for everything from calculating minerals to production time / costs
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Raven DeBlade
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Posted - 2004.01.13 08:08:00 -
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205. When coming to a new town you check if there is any Arkornor in the belts.
206. before visiting a new town you check map for "podkills"
207. When you are buying a new car you ask if it can handle 1 or 2 MWDs
208. When you get a headache you call your doctor asking if its the new implants.
209. When entering a freeway you check what security level it has so you can "pod" any suckers who drives faster than you or have a nicer car.
"To hunt pirates you need time and patience, because even monkeys fall from the trees"
"Any statements made above this line are my persona" |
wayz
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Posted - 2004.01.13 11:51:00 -
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210: When you cant help but wonder that if you set up your car rifght you could beat the police.
211: When you go to an airport you feel uncomfortable because concord might be watching you
212: when you think that 3rd world ruthless dictators aint that bad compared to what the amarr has been up to lately
213: when you feel guilty about selling homeless people on trade
Wayz: cmon X hurry up I aint got all day!
Twisted Xistance: oh yeah lol.... anyway, you have got all day you benefit scrounging jobbless schmoe!
Wayz: too chey :) |
Herschel Eisen
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:10:00 -
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214: When you feel the urge to start the "1000 reasons.."-thread for the 1000th time. 
Join SETENTA CORP! |
StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:24:00 -
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Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 13/01/2004 13:24:50
215. when paying to get into a club you wonder if you can stay for 24hours, and collect the loot after. also if you stayed longer would security really catch you.
216. when you put in hobbies section of cv, killing people millions or miles away with my mouse
217. when its 4am and you have work at 8am you think its normal and will just take your boosters in the morning.and that implant you got will pick uyp your slack.
STAN
FACTA NON VERBA |
Nemesis Mythology
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:27:00 -
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Here's one way you can tell you play too much Eve.
I had a dream that my Thorax got blown up. I woke up feeling ****ty and had to check if it was real or not. Then went to insure it straight away.
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Twiagon
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Posted - 2004.01.13 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: Twiagon on 13/01/2004 13:59:16
218) When you expect a reboot announcement on the radio whilst sat in your car but you aren't moving because it is Rush hour.
219) When you wonder who to send the "stuck" email petition to becuase there has been an accident on the road up ahead and nobody is moving.
220) When you are driving the same route for the nth time and you get in the car and automatically look for the auto-pilot button.
221) When another level of Navigation skill doesn't find you a shorter route to your destination.
222) When another level of Afterburner doesn't increase your cars top speed by 5%.
223) When another level of Fuel Conservation doesn't get you better fuel milage.
224) When you think of starting your own business just so you don't have to listen to loads of other people smack talking in the office.
225) When you wonder when they will increase the available offices at your work place so that you can have your own as well.
 
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Chepe Nolon
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Posted - 2004.01.13 14:08:00 -
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226) You quit your job to play even more EVE
227) You don't have time to get a new job, since all the time you have for searching for one is less than one hour. And that is usually used for breakfast, posting in the forums, shopping food or some other stupid thing that has to be done.
228) Your gf, wife or whatever buys an account too so she can get in touch with you in one way or another.
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Czar Marcus
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Posted - 2004.01.14 00:40:00 -
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229) When your calculus teacher fails to challenge your theory on warp drives.
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voogru
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Posted - 2004.01.14 00:41:00 -
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230. You wonder what skills that hot chick in class has been training, then remember that real life doesnt have a skill system like eve.
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Your 425mm Prototype I Gauss Gun perfectly strikes Guardian Enforcer, wrecking for 827.3 damage. |
Moph
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Posted - 2004.01.14 13:08:00 -
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Edited by: Ia 'Ras on 14/01/2004 13:13:01
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045. When you say 'Warp Drive Active' after the lights go green.
This actually did happen to me
I'm done
HAHAHAHAHA
Great thread 
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Major Trucker
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:42:00 -
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231. When you get out of bed immediatly after innetercourse to change skills.
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Dre'ntyn Corbol
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Posted - 2004.01.14 18:56:00 -
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Edited by: Dre'ntyn Corbol on 14/01/2004 19:00:09
232. When you look at your characters Birthday, are planning a party, then it dawns on you... your character was made on the anniversary of four years of marriage... Now i know why i am divorced.
233. When your boss reminds you that you get payed to make websites not Battleships
234. When you take a vacation day to go to war
-Dre'ntyn Corbol
You go now. ho-k?
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Siddy
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:14:00 -
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Edited by: Siddy on 14/01/2004 19:15:22
225) Everytime u go Tentting in Wild, u Prepere us self for the worst ganks.. it is low sec plase anyway
now..were did i put that shotgun ? 
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KIAPieman
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Posted - 2004.01.14 19:17:00 -
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226: Sitting in an important meeting at work which you should be listening to thinking of names for your alliance.
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F4ze
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Posted - 2004.01.15 13:00:00 -
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Edited by: F4ze on 15/01/2004 13:05:18
A friend and me went shopping for weed in Netherlands (we're belgian) and this is our tale:
227. We hoped we would make it to the shop before it closes for downtime
228. Took the superhighway to save us a few jumps
229. Traffic lights are stargates with a gridbug.
230. In the shop there were billboards warning for ore-thiefs. (we made it there before downtime)
231. We usually keep an eye out for gatecampers, except in this game, gatecamps are done by concord instead of m0o.
232. We splitted the ore into 2 piles (3gr + 2gr) so we could jetisson 2gr very fast if needed. (only 3gr allowed in belgium)
233. Concord showed up and followed us all the way to the border of empire space. Lucky for us they didn't webify and warpscramble us. (true story!)
234. Who knows what would have happened if they used their cargo scanners (dogs) on us?
We made it homesafe to reap the rewards after we parked the indy in our hangar.
Edit: grammar
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Yukka Detac
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Posted - 2004.01.16 04:17:00 -
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235. Driving to work very carefully because you just lost an uninsured cruiser in a firefight, and you don't want to lose another.
236. Driving to work with a lead foot because you just fitted a 10MN afterburner and a MWD on your punisher, and you can feel the wind blowing in your hair as you hit the stargate at 5000m/s.
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RedShadow
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Posted - 2004.01.16 04:53:00 -
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When you fly around solar systems looking for a red planet... the try to find the land rover so you can destroy it!
It's OK! I had subway! |
thomas03
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Posted - 2004.01.24 19:46:00 -
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237. When you wake up to "ATEROID DEPLETED". Face down on Keyboard.
CCP is the <00l357 |
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