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Zen Later
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Posted - 2003.12.10 23:35:00 -
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Lo all!
Well, in my time gaming I've seen some pretty hysterical lists of '...you know you've been playing too much...' and so I thought, why not start a list for Eve.
Feel free to contribute yours and hopefully we can compile them all into one big, laugh-like-a-school-girl list 
1. You wake up in the morning wondering if you should equip tachyons or mega beams for the drive to work.
2. You wonder how much ISK lunch will cost you
3. You wonder if you can get whatever you're looking to buy cheaper on trade channel
4. Before leaving the house you go to double check your clone
Anyways...not the best that'll come out of this but a few to get us rolling 
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2003.12.10 23:40:00 -
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5. Your life has been rescheduled around the training of new skills
___winterblink/warp_drive_active/eve_nature_vraie// |
Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 00:44:00 -
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6. You think of Tranquility as the real world and Chaos a game
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Capacitor research |
Jubedei
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Posted - 2003.12.11 00:54:00 -
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7. Your children are packed affectionately into small cargo crates. "Alright Billy, you're going to a special home with the Amarr now.. Jim'll take care of you... "
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chewy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 01:17:00 -
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8. When you've had enough of people making pointless posts like this thinking that it's something new... IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY!!!
OMG please lets not do this again!!!
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Veruna Caseti
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Posted - 2003.12.11 02:16:00 -
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Edited by: Veruna Caseti on 11/12/2003 02:17:46
chewy complained:
OMG please lets not do this again!!!
Nobody's forcing you to read this post or participate in it, yet you did both. The contents of this thread are obvious by the title. In the future, I suggest that if you are not interested in joining a particular thread for any reason then simply don't click on it. You will save yourself some time and save the rest of us the discomfort of reading your pamby whines you petulant monkey turd.
Veruna Caseti
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:18:00 -
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Edited by: TekRa on 11/12/2003 03:20:34
Edited by: TekRa on 11/12/2003 03:20:19
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...save the rest of us the discomfort of reading your pamby whines you petulant monkey turd.
omg, roflol! nice one. 
edit: 9: when you get out of bed in the morning and and the first thing you think goes along the lines of "got to get on quick to get those robotics traded!"
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
chewy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:20:00 -
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Edited by: chewy on 11/12/2003 03:21:25
so where is your number 10?
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:21:00 -
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Edited by: TekRa on 11/12/2003 03:22:00
damn you
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
Iam'ste
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:24:00 -
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10. your new car doesnt look quite right until you stick several pieces of scaffolding to it..
(Minmatar only maybe)
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The worst you can do is kill me.
but that won't shut me up. |
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Alkanine
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:26:00 -
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Edited by: Alkanine on 11/12/2003 03:26:48
Edited by: Alkanine on 11/12/2003 03:26:21
11.You buy a truck and Brag to everyone that your cargo space is much larger than theirs.
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Veruna Caseti
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:29:00 -
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Edited by: Veruna Caseti on 11/12/2003 03:29:15
12. You give people $100 before initiating conversation.
13. You drive incredibly fast until you're approximately 18 miles from your destination. You spend the rest of the day driving those 18 miles.
14. Whenever you meet someone new, you poke them in order to get their portrait to appear.
Veruna Caseti
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:31:00 -
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15. Before travelling you try to set your cars GPS to display number of cars destroyed in the last 24 hours
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:35:00 -
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16. You go to the local department store and ask if they have anything reasonably sized to stick in your medium slot. 
17. While driving down the road you keep looking to see how much cap you have left.
"Fear me like you fear God." |
Mr nStuff
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:43:00 -
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18: When the person in front of you wont merge in traffic, you stick your head out the window and say, "move your azz carebear!!"
5 R&D Agents, 10months, Zero BPO Offers..
Onboard navigational [Planetary Avoidance] computer.
My account will be suspended at the end of the current play period.
Expires on 19. September 2004 |
threeD
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:47:00 -
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19. You immediatly become suspicious of every girl you talk to thinking theres probably a man behind that thin, femanin desguise
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3D |
Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:48:00 -
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personally i think that in real life as well, not just because of this game.
"Fear me like you fear God." |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:48:00 -
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Edited by: Viceroy on 11/12/2003 03:49:24
20. When you grab someone by their legs at the bus stop and demand money
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threeD
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Posted - 2003.12.11 03:50:00 -
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Quote:
personally i think that in real life as well, not just because of this game.
thats only because you can't remember life before eve..
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3D |
Amarissy
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Posted - 2003.12.11 04:07:00 -
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Edited by: Amarissy on 11/12/2003 04:18:06
Edited by: Amarissy on 11/12/2003 04:09:31
21. when u think that ur alts are RL brothers and sisters 
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=47096
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Unity, Power and Knowledge.
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Kaji
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Posted - 2003.12.11 04:21:00 -
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22. When you look at stars in the sky at night and see UI icons indicating planets an distances.
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Mr Money
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Posted - 2003.12.11 04:32:00 -
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23. When you call bad drivers noobs
24. Threaten people that you will pod them when they get you angry
I like chocolate milk, milkshakes, regular milk, money, and chicks with big racks
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:52:00 -
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Edited by: Psy Corp on 11/12/2003 13:00:18
Edited by: Psy Corp on 11/12/2003 12:57:44
Edited by: Psy Corp on 11/12/2003 12:55:30
25. when downtime gets to be the time when you eat, sleep and shower each day
26. when you get anoyd in the line at the supermarket thinking its cause the damn buy order aint working
27. when your drunk and shouts out that your gonna pod a guy later with your 425mm hybrid
28. each time you see a cow on the side of the road you want to blow it up cause its a pirate
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Braccas
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:02:00 -
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27. You hit the breaks at 1km away from destination to avoid bumping.
29. You expect you wallet to flash everytime you buy/sell.
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Perera
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:09:00 -
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30. When you get talking in corp chat, to people miles apart and in different countries and who you didn't know 6 months ago, about real life (sic) issues and dilemmas.
31. They give wholehearted advice and support.
Perera - Corp shrink!
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NGRU Rix
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:11:00 -
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Edited by: NGRU Rix on 11/12/2003 13:11:43
Edit - someone beat me to #30
32. In the middle of a conversation you forget what you were saying and blame it on a node drop.
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Vordicae
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:31:00 -
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33) when you talk to ppl u abbrevi8 all your wrds & + symbols to save on breath.
34) you consider leaving your job to work from home mining scordite to sell ISK on E-bay !
35) your sat in the same room as your husband and send him an eve-mail to make him get the coffee
36) you have a motion sensor that alerts you when someone threatening enters the room.
37) you have your favourite tunes extracted from stuff files to copy to a CD to listen to in the car ( the one with the scaffolding and torpedoes fitted)
38) you file petitions against the Police when they stop you at a jump gate
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In space .. no-one can hear you munching crisps
in the back seat of your Hauler !
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Show me the money |
Vordicae
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:36:00 -
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30-whatever) you consider selling your kids on the black market to fund your new Battleship !
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In space .. no-one can hear you munching crisps
in the back seat of your Hauler !
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Show me the money |
slothe
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:41:00 -
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When you look in the mirror and see your character looking back.
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com
or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public"
http://www.khainestar.com/eve |
velox
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:45:00 -
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Edited by: velox on 11/12/2003 13:45:54
39. When you wake up with a mouse in your hand instead of your crouch.
Velox
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