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1of1
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Posted - 2003.12.11 23:25:00 -
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108. The only reason your alarm clock wakes you up after a loooong session on Eve is because you think a Blackbird is trying to jam/scramble you.
109. You see the model number on your new 3-in-1 remote control and think, "Nice! Named remote control - wonder how much that's worth?"
110. Instead of trying to turn over a sheet of paper to see the other side, you repeatedly prss ALT + TAB and wonder why it doesn't work.
And yes all of the above have actually been done by me 
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2003.12.11 23:47:00 -
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111. You leave a date/wedding/party ect. early to switch skills
112. You call the people working in toll booths pirates, greifers, or muppets.
113. You try to run through a toll booth
114. You call your french professor a jade-wannabe
115. Whenever you see a 'space invaders' game you attempt to destroy it
116. Whenever you see a 'space invaders' game you run to the middle of the room and attempt to log off.
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Gwildee
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Posted - 2003.12.12 00:14:00 -
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117. When you rather read this Forum thread then log on and mine another frelling roid.
118. When you want to cancel your account to get a real life but you know that Eve is the only true life.
119. When you wonder what enity is moving what mouse that is causing you to play the Eve game and do all the other RL things.
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Synapse Archae
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:01:00 -
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120. When you wonder if its possible to cancel your subscription to real life so you can focus on EVE.
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PoWeR1
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:10:00 -
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121. You quit your job then tell everyone your making 1 mill isk an hour. Then they ask what do u work as, then u say i work in asteroid belt mining rocks  .
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Alustrious
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:29:00 -
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122. You keep refering to your significant other in bed as one of your corp mates on accident  lol
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Shazaan
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Posted - 2003.12.12 01:39:00 -
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Had a great time reading through all of these, a must read thread. Laughed with some of them, guilty of most of them, ( Darn I wanted to see the other angles of that fleet in the pic ).
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Constantina
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Posted - 2003.12.12 10:13:00 -
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123. when you are worse than your girlfriend/wife making here selve ready "yea I¦m ready after just 10 min just need to finish this little thing I¦ve got going here".....right. 10 eve mins = 2 hours rl 
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Matanga
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Posted - 2003.12.12 11:12:00 -
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124. When u wake up at 2am on a working day to switch skills
123. When u plan skill training on your way to work
125. When u have breakfast while u r hunting rats on 0.0 controled NVA systems (cause at that time there's no one there  )
126. When u r seriously thinking about proposing to your agent
127. When instead of "you" you write "u"
"ÆIn accordance with the principles of double-think it does not matter if the war is not real. For when it is, victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, but it is meant to be continuous.Æö
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.12.12 11:29:00 -
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128) When you seriously believe you can blow up someone elses car and kill them and get away with it scott free just because they work for the same company you do. 
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Khar'du
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Posted - 2003.12.12 11:34:00 -
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Edited by: Khar'du on 12/12/2003 11:57:31
129. when you find yourself googling for "second-hand cars+armageddon"
130. When you have bookmarked 67 player websites as opposed to only about 10 non-eve ones.
131. When you start calling your locker a 'secure can' and complain you want to upgrade to a giant one.
132. When you're telling people that you will not move to more then 20KM from your workplace as long as there's "no player owned structures ingame".
133. When you find yourself buying management study material just so you can efficiently run your corp.
134. As soon as you start using 'stuck in station' as an excuse to get late to work.
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Fausto
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Posted - 2003.12.12 12:04:00 -
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OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! Great work people, made laugh to tears at least 10 times
I'll try few:
135. When you start sending emails to anynimous people offering them free cheap cars and mining equipment to join your corp.
136. When you try to recycle old stuff from your cellar for minerals.
137. When you ask your friends how many jumps away are they before getting to your party.
138. Try clicking on a person to open a trade window in a supermarket.
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Cattraknoff
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Posted - 2003.12.13 00:53:00 -
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.12.13 01:04:00 -
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You scribble down an exploit report about that little old lady littering the counter with change and lagging the chokepoint register when you're shopping.
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2003.12.13 01:05:00 -
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139. When your wife asks you "What would you like for Christmas?" and you say .. "Anything - as long as it's tech lvl 2"
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Alkanine
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Posted - 2003.12.13 02:02:00 -
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140.When you get noss tanks for your car so it goes faster you hope tomb doesnt nerf them
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Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2003.12.13 02:13:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Vapor on 13/12/2003 02:14:13
141. When you tell your kids, "Daddy doesn't have time to cook dinner. He's fighting PK pirates in Amamake in a gang."
142. When your wife offers you sex and you honestly don't hear her because you are totally awed by the the average ore haul of 6 miner II's and 8 harvester drones.
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Gonzo
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Posted - 2003.12.13 02:35:00 -
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115: A family member dies,but it doesnt matter,because they have a clone at a nearby house
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Amarissy
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Posted - 2003.12.13 16:19:00 -
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143. When u look on the floor and say : "This stone is Kernite my son, and this one Omber..."
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Frank Horrigan
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Posted - 2003.12.13 16:59:00 -
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144. when you dont know what a tv is anymore
145. when you ask for "radio" condoms at the store
146. when there is no coloring left on your mouse
147. when you find yourself awake at 6am... on a weekend
148. when you actually buy pirate insurance for your "station"
149. when your grandma gets food for you
150. when you move every week just to dig up the yard and "refine" it.
ty ty we hit 150 wooh.... the ones with i have actuily done hehehe
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Originally by: Bhaal
What has turned out better than expected?
Everything. Remember, we're from Iceland.
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porkmaster
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Posted - 2003.12.13 19:20:00 -
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151 when you call the wife , ,, my beloved bestower
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Vlad Damian
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Posted - 2003.12.13 20:52:00 -
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Quote:
123. when you are worse than your girlfriend/wife making here selve ready "yea I¦m ready after just 10 min just need to finish this little thing I¦ve got going here".....right. 10 eve mins = 2 hours rl
/emotefalls out of his chair laughing
Ohh man, this happens to me way too often.
/emotegoes back into the dog house
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Alkanine
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Posted - 2003.12.13 23:51:00 -
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152. when you read books and wonder why you havent learned your skill yet
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CubePusher
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Posted - 2003.12.13 23:54:00 -
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Edited by: CubePusher on 13/12/2003 23:56:30
you know you've been playing too much Eve when :
153) you see someone jump off their bike and walk across traffic lights you roll down your window and scream "EXPLOIT!!"
154) you think a nicotine patch will make you a better smoker
155) you start a fight with a 9ft 400lbs navy seal then run home and lock the door start throwing abuse at him from the saftey of the upstairs window while telling your mate on the phone your kicking his ass.
156) that navy seal knocks out 8 of your teeth you tell everyone around you cant quite remember the details but you only lost 1 tooth........max.
157) taking out the rubbish reminds you to check out the forum
(inspired by CA)
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Charlemagne
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Posted - 2003.12.13 23:58:00 -
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158. When your wife thinks you are cheating on her with a lover named Eve
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Ajari Joan
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Posted - 2003.12.14 01:46:00 -
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Edited by: Ajari Joan on 14/12/2003 12:05:56
Edited by: Ajari Joan on 14/12/2003 01:56:57
159) When you get stucked in a traffic jam on monday morning and you want to call GM for petition!
160) You call NASA an ask the person on the end of the line if you can still book vacations in amarr space.
161) Your boss wants to drop you, but you explain to him that you're minmatar and slaves can't be fired.
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Lyzander
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Posted - 2004.01.11 03:21:00 -
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Edited by: Lyzander on 11/01/2004 03:22:17
162) When you refer to the French as "the Gallente".
163) When you try to find a java game to occupy yourself while driving back to your 'station'.
164) When you ask auto manufacturers where the autopilot switch is.
165) When you're trying to find someone/something and you try to use a directional scan.
166) You begin work on a railgun/autocannon to mount on your car.
167) You refer to jerry-cans of gas as "cap boosters".
168) You ask your girlfriend/wife/significant other to dress up like the Quafe model.
169) You worry about being fired at work for using a macro.
170) You go to a pet store and ask for a pet merlin/badger/caracal/moa/etc.
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Cormyat Astara
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Posted - 2004.01.11 06:39:00 -
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171. When you and your 40 closest friends spend 9 hours camping a system...and then talk smack on public forums about how your targets are cowards for deciding to sleep.
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Uragan Zelp
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Posted - 2004.01.11 20:02:00 -
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Edited by: Uragan Zelp on 11/01/2004 20:06:22
(172)You desperately try to logout if you are about to have a fight that you probably going to loose.
(173) When you go to the Doctors and demand he gives you all the latest implants.
(174) When someone mentions famous celebrities you think they are talking about the DJÆs on EVE Radio
(175) You dream of recycling your enemies and competitors into biomass.
(176) You try to talk you boss into declaring war on you rivals.
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Mr Popov
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Posted - 2004.01.12 03:59:00 -
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177. When during your new job interview, you ask what level of High Energy Physics the interviewer has, and what standing they rate you at.
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